Puck Don't Lie 𦴠N
β₯ Donor Β· 1d
Last seen on poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
Β· 3h ago
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Goal Music
Song
Duality
Horn
None
Twin Falls Thunderbirds
TFT
Lifetime
All games on record
Skater
65
GP
59
G
28
A
87
PTS
225
SOG
Extras
+8
+/-
67
HITS
30
BLK
891
TK
1059
GV
409
PASS
0
PIM
Honors
26
β
15
1st
8
2nd
3
3rd
12
GWG
Goalie
50.0%
SV%
1.000
GAA
1
SV
1
STK
2
SA
1
GA
0
SO
1
GP
Ranked
lifetime webqueue ranked stats
Skater
16
GP
22
G
9
A
31
PTS
60
SOG
Extras
-9
+/-
35
HITS
14
BLK
315
TK
373
GV
152
PASS
0
PIM
Honors
7
β
4
1st
2
2nd
1
3rd
4
GWG
Activity
When this player is around
66 matches played
Β· 108 site visits logged Β· 1,582 chat messages sent.
The heatmap and activity graph below combine these sources;
use the sub-tabs to see each on its own.
Season 2 PPHL
Twin Falls Thunderbirds
Skater
9
GP
10
G
4
A
14
PTS
46
SOG
Recent team games
- 07-30 vs San Antonio Phantoms W 2β1
- 07-30 vs San Antonio Phantoms L 1β2
- 07-25 vs Atomic City Fission W 3β0
- 07-23 vs Zookie's Cookies L 1β2
- 07-23 vs Zookie's Cookies W 5β2
- 07-18 @ Orlando Otters W 2β0
- 07-18 @ Orlando Otters L 1β2
- 07-16 @ Grand Marais Superior W 3β1
- 07-16 @ Grand Marais Superior L 1β3
- 07-11 vs Milwaukee Beer Maidens L 1β2
Upcoming
- 08-01 vs Ajax Hockey Club 19:50 UTC
- 08-01 vs Ajax Hockey Club 20:30 UTC
- 08-06 @ Banff Powder Hounds 19:30 UTC
- 08-06 @ Banff Powder Hounds 20:10 UTC
- 08-08 @ Kuskokwim Currents 19:50 UTC
Public
Premier
Challenger
β
Unrated
No MMR history yet β play webqueue ranked matches and your rating trend appears here.
Splits
By role
Offense
5β10
33.3%
Defender
0β1
0.0%
By queue
NA Β· 5v5
5β11
31.3%
Match records
Biggest MMR gain
+44 MMR
Biggest MMR loss
β28 MMR
Avg per result
+35 Β· -19
Most played
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NA Β· 5v5
Lifetime trends Β· webqueue games only
Last 10 Ranked Game results:
Last 10
Queue
Leaderboard
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L
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L
L
L
W
L
W
L
Recent ranked matches
| When | Queue | Role | Result | Ξ MMR | MMR after | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-08-01 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β16 | 966 | β |
| 2026-08-01 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | W | +44 | 982 | β |
| 2026-07-31 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β12 | 939 | β |
| 2026-07-31 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | W | +35 | 950 | β |
| 2026-07-31 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β9 | 915 | β |
| 2026-07-31 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β17 | 924 | β |
| 2026-07-31 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β23 | 941 | β |
| 2026-07-30 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | W | +31 | 964 | β |
| 2026-07-30 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β22 | 933 | β |
| 2026-07-29 | NA Β· 5v5 | D | L | β13 | 956 | β |
| 2026-07-29 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | W | +30 | 969 | β |
| 2026-07-29 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β22 | 939 | β |
| 2026-07-29 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β23 | 961 | β |
| 2026-07-29 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β28 | 984 | β |
| 2026-07-28 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | W | +35 | 1,013 | β |
| 2026-07-25 | NA Β· 5v5 | O | L | β22 | 978 | β |
Lifetime trends
Activity over time events per day
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Servers where this player spends time
poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
18 matches Β· last 9h ago
poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
10 matches Β· last 0s ago
PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI
9 matches Β· last 2d ago
PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI
6 matches Β· last 1d ago
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
5 matches Β· last 2026-06-30
PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI
4 matches Β· last 2026-07-24
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3 matches Β· last 3d ago
Chat how much this player talks
1,582
Messages
22
Days talking
71.9
Per day
24.0
Per match
767
Cmds Β· 48%
95
Quick Β· 6%
720
Typed Β· 46%
12.4
Chars avg
00:00
Loudest hr
218
Best day
9
Servers
Most-used commands
/s
643
/vs
89
/vw
12
/vk
5
/y
3
Signature quick chat
Great pass!
20
What a save!
18
Nice shot!
15
Sorry!
10
Thanks!
9
Chattiest servers
poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
453
PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI
255
PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI
233
PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI
188
poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
170
Talking here since 10 Jun 2026 Β· last heard 1 Aug 2026 Β· dates and hours in UTC
Β· whispers excluded
Match history
| When | Server | Score | Result | Stats |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3h ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 5β2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -3HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 21GV: 25PASS: 9 |
| 3h ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 5β0 | W | G: 4A: 1PTS: 5SOG: 6+/-: +5HIT: 1TK: 5GV: 6PASS: 3β
1st StarGWG |
| 6h ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 4β5 | L | G: 1A: 3PTS: 4SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 25GV: 25PASS: 11β
2nd Star |
| 12h ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 3β2 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 26GV: 27PASS: 8β
1st StarGWG |
| 13h ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 1β2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 15GV: 13PASS: 12 |
| 13h ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 1β2 | L | SOG: 10HIT: 5BLK: 1TK: 33GV: 30PASS: 18 |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 4β3 | L | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4HIT: 2TK: 34GV: 35PASS: 12 |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 4β0 | W | G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 6+/-: +4HIT: 2TK: 18GV: 24PASS: 8β
1st StarGWG |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 4β1 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -3HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 23PASS: 8 |
| 1d ago | PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI | 1β2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1HIT: 4TK: 20GV: 27PASS: 10 |
| 1d ago | PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | L | β |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 1β2 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -1HIT: 5BLK: 3TK: 30GV: 30PASS: 15 |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β2 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 19PASS: 10β
2nd Star |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β6 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 1TK: 17GV: 27PASS: 7 |
| 3d ago | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 1β0 | L | SOG: 3+/-: -1HIT: 1TK: 19GV: 24PASS: 12 |
| 3d ago | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β9 | L | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: -6BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 19PASS: 6 |
| 3d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 7BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 23PASS: 10β
1st StarGWG |
| 4d ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4β2 | L | SV: 1SV%: 50.0% |
| 4d ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2β1 | L | β |
| 4d ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2β1 | L | +/-: -1TK: 1GV: 1PASS: 1 |
| 6d ago | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 0β3 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 29GV: 31PASS: 4β
1st StarGWG |
| 6d ago | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 3β4 | L | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 7+/-: -1BLK: 2TK: 16GV: 23PASS: 3β
3rd Star |
| 2026-07-24 | PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 5BLK: 2TK: 36GV: 39PASS: 15β
1st Star |
| 2026-07-24 | PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI | 2β5 | W | G: 3A: 2PTS: 5SOG: 7+/-: +3HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 27GV: 24PASS: 12β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-19 | PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI | 2β0 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: +2BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 20PASS: 10β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-19 | PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI | 1β2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 21PASS: 11 |
| 2026-07-14 | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 1β0 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-14 | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β2 | L | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 7+/-: -1HIT: 1TK: 28GV: 43PASS: 6 |
| 2026-07-12 | PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 24GV: 20PASS: 10 |
| 2026-07-12 | PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI | 0β1 | W | SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 18GV: 22PASS: 5β
2nd Star |
| 2026-07-10 | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β2 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 8+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 22GV: 27PASS: 9 |
| 2026-07-09 | PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI | 0β3 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -2HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 15GV: 19PASS: 5 |
| 2026-07-09 | PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI | 2β3 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 31GV: 32PASS: 10 |
| 2026-07-07 | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 4β8 | L | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 9+/-: -5HIT: 1TK: 13GV: 15PASS: 12 |
| 2026-07-07 | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 4β3 | W | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 6+/-: +2HIT: 1TK: 15GV: 21PASS: 15β
2nd Star |
| 2026-07-07 | PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI | 1β9 | L | β |
| 2026-06-30 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0β0 | L | SOG: 3HIT: 1TK: 15GV: 30PASS: 12β
2nd Star |
| 2026-06-30 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0β0 | L | SOG: 3TK: 17GV: 27PASS: 14β
3rd Star |
| 2026-06-30 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0β0 | L | SOG: 3TK: 21GV: 29PASS: 4β
1st Star |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β1 | W | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 5+/-: +2HIT: 1TK: 14GV: 11PASS: 4β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | L | SOG: 3TK: 17GV: 17PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 1β2 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 10+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 17GV: 19PASS: 7β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 2β8 | W | G: 1A: 4PTS: 5SOG: 7+/-: +6HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 19GV: 20PASS: 13β
2nd Star |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 0β1 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 8+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 25GV: 29PASS: 9β
2nd Star |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | L | SOG: 2+/-: +1TK: 4GV: 3PASS: 3 |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β5 | W | G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 8+/-: +2HIT: 4TK: 23GV: 25PASS: 8β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-27 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0β0 | L | SOG: 3HIT: 1TK: 8GV: 10PASS: 4β
1st Star |
| 2026-06-27 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0β0 | L | HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 16PASS: 2 |
| 2026-06-26 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 0β1 | L | SOG: 4+/-: -1BLK: 3TK: 17GV: 24PASS: 3β
3rd Star |
| 2026-06-26 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 0β4 | W | G: 4PTS: 4SOG: 4+/-: +4HIT: 3TK: 13GV: 15PASS: 3β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-26 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1TK: 14GV: 11PASS: 10β
2nd Star |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 0β1 | L | β |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI | 2β3 | L | SOG: 6+/-: -1TK: 22GV: 23PASS: 11 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 2β1 | W | β |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI | 3β0 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 6GV: 11PASS: 5β
1st StarGWG |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | G: 3A: 1PTS: 4 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 4 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | G: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | β |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-23 | PoncePuck | 0β0 | β | SOG: 3 |
Chat history
3h ago
/ff
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
/ff
3h ago
oh my god bro
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
3h ago
/w 11 goodjoob
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
3h ago
/vs
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
3h ago
/s
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
/s
/s
/s
/s
3h ago
I HAD AV ERY LITTLE ABMOUNT OF ALCOHOL
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
see even bigbawalls is drunk.
drunk
I am MINROLY
3h ago
dude im so stosryy gys im drunk right now i cant lie[t]
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
uuuuuuh huh
uuuh huh
3h ago
/vs
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
/s
/s
/s
/s
6h ago
idek
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
like
oh my god man
6h ago
ref?
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
ref?
6h ago
Bang!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
6h ago
ref he fucking dived at my feet
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
6h ago
seriously where the fuck is my goal song
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
god im so good at playmaking
6h ago
I can take center
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
LOL
you brought that in how is it off
6h ago
back up same there is a bad choice when theres 3 on the same wall [t]
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
turning voip off
6h ago
I see everything.
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
6h ago
/vs
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
/s
/s
12h ago
Thanks!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
12h ago
/vk
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
unreal
12h ago
boom
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
12h ago
I have to go afk rq at intermission ill try to be fast [t]
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
Where the fuck is my goalsong
12h ago
Sorry!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
12h ago
Whoops...
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
12h ago
/s
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
/vs
/s
/s
/s
13h ago
Close one!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
Whoops...
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
woopsies
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
Fuck
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
Thanks!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
Sorry!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
I guess bro
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
13h ago
/s
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
/vs
/s
/s
/s
Can I score this game I want to hear my goal song
Oettinger
/s
/s
/s
13h ago
/vs
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
man I wish you could just play more OT instead of ending it in a shootout
13h ago
yeah 11 times
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
unfortunate
I had it too
im so happy we get to end this very intensive and fun game in a shootout.
14h ago
Nice shot!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
14h ago
Wow!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
OL
why are you cherry picking
yo arent u defense
14h ago
/vs
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
1d ago
/s
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
/s
/s
/s
GENIUS tactics?
I shouldnt play defense
guys the other team has one of the best puck handlers ive seen
/s
/s
it is called "defense"man for a reasno
unfortunately
I do like winning and its hard to win when a defenseman is playing like a forward
scored a hattrick the queue before this
maybe one day youll play your position and win a game
we just lost
I hate to tell you hxeats
hxeats I heavily urge you to check the position you sign up for next time you queue
1d ago
π
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
π
1d ago
its just the worst penalty of all time
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
like
bor
1d ago
you can pass bro
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
1d ago
Nice shot!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
1d ago
No problem.
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
1d ago
why is it a pen for that
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
okay bro
????
1d ago
like we drew it up
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
π
1d ago
/vk
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
1d ago
hi hdm :)
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI
/s
1d ago
Thats why im in the league Silly
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
GG
You should be a spokesperson for all the shit leagues
Nice shot!
What a save!
adjust or lose
Great pass!
What a save!
FUCK YOU
Yo silly
Great pass!
What a save!
Close one!
Great pass!
What a save!
What a save!
1d ago
Sorry!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
1d ago
/w 11 Ill hold my tongue
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
Thanks!
1d ago
Great pass!
Β· poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI
1d ago
we gotta run more deadlock
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/vs
/s
You said yes to me
/s
/s
/s
/s
Not to a girl he doesnt
/s
1d ago
/s
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/s
/s
Hana you're drafitng
/s
/s
except for midnight's account yeah
/s
/s
YEAHHH
DYSON POPPED QUEUE
ill forward it to you
Terrible
Holy shit Midnight just sent me the Banantanen files
/s
im trying to get Dyson to pop queue
hi
/s
1d ago
you sure as hell couldnt
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lol
nah not really the only offense we got was me having to walk 3 dudes because nobody else could do anything
you spun around in your zone like quinn hughes but with the physicality of jack hughes
lol
you didnt pass once dipshit
0 goals, 0 shots on, 7 turnovers
they call you mr 007
4, 0, 0
how many shots on did you have?
how many goals did you score?
how many turnovers did u have that led to goals?
do anything offensively that isnt turning it over
never draft again
these teams are absurd
Great pass!
Great pass!
Great pass!
1d ago
counting a whole lotta baloney
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1d ago
Great pass!
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Great pass!
Great pass!
Great pass!
Great pass!
1d ago
/ff
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1d ago
/vs
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Send police
/s
She's crazy and wont stop stalking me, please help
/s
1d ago
/s
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/s
1d ago
/s
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/s
1d ago
/s
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/s
/s
1d ago
these fucking shit servers
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1d ago
im lagging so badly
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1d ago
we keep pushing them until the end, game aint over [t]
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dont kill time unless we're in the third [t]
1d ago
ref
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1d ago
what the fuck does that mean kobe bryant
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1d ago
help
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ive been in this box for 1m 45s
Ive been in this box for almost 2 minutes
1d ago
ref he brake checked me.
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1d ago
and my grip is weird
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f is on the side of my mouse.
1d ago
/vs
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/vs
/s
deliberate time wasting
it cannot fathomly be this long
/s
can we start yet
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
can you just free yourself
can we start
hi
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
im sure lyndy would give you butt pics if I get 2g 3a
/s
/s
/s
so you could stop me from getting it :(
cus ur on the other team
would you mind
this girl I know said shed send ab pics if I get atleast 2g 3a on you guys
/s
yo nexus
/s
1d ago
in game 2 [t]
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this girl I know just said she'd send ab pics if I got 2g 3a [t]
yo we gotta lock in game 2[t]
1d ago
am I a legal shooter in shootout
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2d ago
what.
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thank you ref
2d ago
woops.
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What a save!
What a save!
2d ago
No problem.
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2d ago
you're eliminating yourself as an option if you stay outside the zone and its a 3v4
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banantanen if you come in the zone there I sent it cross to you
2d ago
you're next
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2d ago
/s
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/s
/s
/s
2d ago
gg
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2d ago
What a save!
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Wow!
learn my name ovi, learn my name
short for calculated.
calc.
2d ago
Great pass!
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2d ago
what.
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2d ago
/s
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/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
2d ago
gg
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so we'd go to ot if eon didnt give them 3 goals
2d ago
Nice shot!
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2d ago
3/5 goals are from you playing the puck
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please STOP playing it
to them
so you're 3/3 on playing it
ok
2d ago
β€οΈ
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Thanks!
Nooo!
2d ago
what are you doing bro.
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2d ago
seriously bro
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2d ago
never play the puck again.
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/s
/vs
/s
/vw
/vs
/s
/s
hi
3d ago
ref?
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no im patrick
3d ago
/y
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3d ago
Sorry!
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3d ago
/vote settime 1
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/votetime 1
/time set 1
/settime 1
3d ago
I hate leftys
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3d ago
/s
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/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
3d ago
Nice shot!
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3d ago
there isn't a single positive vibe you could get from this game
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but you pu t together possibly the worst team you could've from this queue
I really hate to be the bearer of bad news gege
3d ago
/y
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Thanks!
3d ago
I really like how my stick does that
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3d ago
bud
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mik ur in net
media announcements
/vs
yeah u were 2nd star for premier
werent u a 3 star of the week
/vs
/s
over jack 2k
so I was first picked
/vs
who had first pick in this draft
/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
you just said the same thing twice
3d ago
miniduck wrong team
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sometimes maybe queues should just be balanced.
3d ago
gg
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3d ago
SCORE THE PUCK
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HOUCINE
3d ago
What a save!
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What a save!
3d ago
THEY SWAPPED GOALTENDERS
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3d ago
β€οΈ
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REFFFFF
REFFF
3d ago
Great pass!
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Thanks!
3d ago
/vs
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/s
/s
meow
hey serbane
/s
/s
/s
for a mod that says dedicated server only it sure likes to fuck over client sdie
4d ago
/vs
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4d ago
pokecheck
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4d ago
I CAN DIVE??/
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4d ago
/vk
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4d ago
Nice shot!
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Nice shot!
/vs
/vs
4d ago
leaderboard.
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yo midnight.
4d ago
it was evad
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4d ago
oui shi
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4d ago
yo ass didnt even get invited to vc
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you hear that lain?
4d ago
sorry to break it to you
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I do not remember
sob
"remember when" no I dont remember when
dude I dont know I've never interacted with this guy before
im crine
he got steam comin off his head
first word that was said when you joined the lobby was abt me btw
dude I dont even know him
yeah, yeah I do.
you wanna share with the class what you meant.
yeah what do you mean lain.
yo I dont even know who you are
no, his name is yobrehtaew
4d ago
excuse you?
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4d ago
:sob:
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YOU SUCK
yo wb
4d ago
you're welcome
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/vs
4d ago
I know thats why I wanted to be on YOUR team
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/vs
job had one.
jamesiuijames [WCPL], β 12:07 AM iWelcome to the ice kings
null [BLUE], β Yesterday at 11:38 PM can u get knodel to pick me up in rmpl
4d ago
when I dmd hi m
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you would've known if wb dmd you
so blame weatherboy, noted.
I didnt even agree to join his team, he js accepted my signup then signed me
What a save!
What a save!
how does it not, he just randomly signed me :sob:
I asked WB to ask you to sign me
jamesiuijames's team
in RMPL
randomly
I was signed to a random team
Nice shot!
6d ago
gg
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6d ago
lyndy I can take faceoffs if you need
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6d ago
big body
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just a good note for the future comm passing or shooting
comm what ur doing bnefore pls
6d ago
just find a man uncovered and stick on him
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we collapse way too hard
/vk
6d ago
playing
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are we
/vs
/vk
/s
/vs
stick fiddler
holy fuck my goat
/s
this is a 1-0 or 8-0 [t]
/s
hi bob :3
:3
bob!
/vs
[t]
yeah prod is already ready
/s
/s
is houcine showing
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
meow
/s
/s
/s
hi qapple :3
/s
6d ago
/n
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6d ago
lol
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6d ago
it takes 2 seconds to type /y
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/y
Nice shot!
6d ago
stam management
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Great pass!
Thanks!
6d ago
Sorry!
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6d ago
π
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π
windup :sob:
like he's full swinging at me lol
6d ago
/s
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/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
2026-07-24
:yay:
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first star!
score ts jovin.
yo its not over.
make oddz move and he'll open a side
2026-07-24
doesnt matter just need 2 back incase I get blitzed on faceoff
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for faceoff
lyndy start on defense
1st in our div
2026-07-24
watch this
Β· PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI
2026-07-24
that move completely sent me.
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maybe hes circle.
just saying I did predict pregame it was gonna be a 1-0 stinker with the streamers here
all our shots are slot
half of their shots are just dump ins
see :D
watch this
2026-07-24
im so unlocked
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2026-07-24
lyndy can I try c
Β· PPHL Official #4 | PPHL | CHI
2026-07-24
thats the best goal ive ever fucking scored.
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can someone clip that.
2026-07-24
/s
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muy personal adjustment is scoring more
/s
/s
im always looking to jump a defender to beat out icing
/s
focus on these VIBES
/s
/s
/s
how do I spawna puck
pls
2026-07-24
I was traded for whitehousetech man.
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2026-07-24
:D
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how about we just do what we did last game
pigeon most wins itl btw.
u have 9-3-12 I have 7-3-10
im tied for 4th
leno, then you
oh hey me and lyndy are 2 and 3 in points now
yo we're first in the division right now
now its gonna be a 1-0 stinker
you guys missed the good game
I understand it now
now I have a 7600X and 5060TI (16gb)
I barely hit 100fps in this game
i5-9400 and a 1630
its the pc.
not at all.
im tellin you, ive never felt better.
2026-07-24
ref.
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ref
2026-07-24
stay on their inside not outside
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2026-07-24
the poor kid in row 14
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2026-07-24
this is all teamchat btw
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srry abt the 2 on 1 fumble my mom walked in and I was busy talking to her and trying to figure out wtf to do
2026-07-24
What a save!
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elite dodging
2026-07-24
I've made the executive decision I'll be here for both game
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that was ONE period
2026-07-23
mb.
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2026-07-23
too up.
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way to take the goal
/vs
I have never felt better
2026-07-23
500fps feels so nice :)
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2026-07-23
~100 to 500
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surely 500fps makes me good now right?
2026-07-23
can you not spawn puck on this server
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/puck
/p
/sp
/vw
/vw
someone vw
/vw
/vw
2026-07-19
gg
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I love how vibrating your stick into mine makes me lose it
2026-07-19
greedy greedy resp
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give pucked up his playtime back
passed on the last 2 on 0 so I went for shot
2026-07-19
take ur time :sob:
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2026-07-19
thats mb.
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im gonna kms
possession offsides pls
2026-07-19
Sorry!
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2026-07-19
/s
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/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
games been done for like 10 minutes though is my point
/s
/s
welcome to ponce puck, where every game is delayed by 20m to wait for streamers
/vw
/s
so I tried to move it back
by the time that it was on my stick I had none of the net to shoot at
if I pass it back to jyler he has an empty net
no I shouldn't have he bit completely back on me
jyler if we get into a 2on0 like that again I need you to stay a backdoor option and ill do the same even after 1 pass
/s
2026-07-19
/s
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/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
2026-07-19
we cant generate anything because half of the game you're carrying and dumping it
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excuse you?
/s
we have zero speed to chase it
because what happens is me and jyler have to stop at the blue line because you're carrying from behind us, you dump it in an
if you're driving up middle
banantanen you need to be dumping it earlier or passing it off to either me or jyler on the opposite sides of the blue line
2026-07-19
brexy its your job as well if you play the puck to play it TO US
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every breakout cant just be a dump out
thank you puck on body
2026-07-19
you cannot be serious
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2026-07-19
they're just hemming us in the neutral zone
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we can't be affording to turn it over on breakout passes or breakout carries
enough for you in situations yell at us to get open
banantanen you're our main puck carrier from defense if you see an open pass take it, if we're (me and jyler) arent open
we need to be smoother on these breakouts
toss that far up same with some chip and im free
need you to stay with me ther e
2026-07-19
icl
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need to add possession based offsides
2026-07-19
dumping the puck in isnt bad,b ut its bad when both your wingers are stalled up on the blue line
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especially one touch stretch passes
some of these stretch passes we just need to wait a little longer
watch where people are going for passes not where they are
2026-07-18
What a save!
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2026-07-18
/s
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/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
im like half locked but also half talking to pak
/s
/s
guess so
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
sorry if I stink
gonna try to turn my brain off a little bit and not overthink every move tonight
/s
hola
2026-07-14
yay
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2026-07-14
swing swing swing
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2026-07-14
/s
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/skip
2026-07-14
Sorry!
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2026-07-14
you cant just back all the way up until you're infront of the goalie
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someone has to stpe up on him
2026-07-14
/vs
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/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
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/s
/s
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/s
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/s
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2026-07-14
your*
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2026-07-14
I cant shoot on these servers
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2026-07-14
cus u went lateral
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2026-07-14
r u guys premier or challenger
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hi cat
he's on like 500ms
/w lyndy can we get him out
2026-07-14
yo we cannot all crash like that
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2026-07-14
/vs
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/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
2026-07-12
ive pulled that move on pigeon a hundred times
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defense is so souless
/s
2026-07-12
i need options
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2026-07-12
but my music is too loud
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idk someone said my name and said smth about puck
who said my name
someon said my name
2026-07-12
BANG
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2026-07-12
vs
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/s
/s
/vs
/s
/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
2026-07-12
press him
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watch this
/s
2026-07-12
/w pige im gonna start shooting
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it wont show cus i have thunderbirds tag
this is team
we're playing ponce, they can score from ANYWHERE in our zone
we're letting them walk in almost untouched
we need to press when they're entering our zone harder
2026-07-12
i didnt touch thatb tw
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2026-07-12
press
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2026-07-12
/vs
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/vs
wb?
/s
I also wanna play puch :(
but
I love being streamed as much as the next guy
/s
wasnt the game supposed to start like 14m ago
lyndy are you sure we're on the right bus
whens the next busstop
are we there yet
/s
/s
whats a bus and why are we waiting on it
/s
are we there yet
okay im back
2026-07-12
brb I actually do have to go to the bathroom.
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so I know we just passed the gas station but I have to go to the bathroom
are we there yet
/s
/s
are we there yet
/s
are we there yet
/vw
/s
/s
/s
/vw
/s
/s
/s
/s
good hands versus stick fiddling
/s
/s
/s
I was lowk putting numbers into my reskin loader
I got it!
β€οΈ
I got it!
π
Defending...
/s
playtoffs?
/s
32 is quite far away
/s
who the FUCK is stickfiddler.
gulp
2026-07-12
if I win playoff mvp I will shout to everybody in stage what the N stands for
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2026-07-12
/vw
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/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
you're welcome I fixed morale
locker room morale has never been higher
ill unmute purely to say it
3 trophies
and I win like
if we win the championship
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2026-07-12
/s
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/s
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that just lets for stupid ass shots
/s
/s
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/s
I just need to get used to this puck
Nooo!
/s
/vw
/s
do we tell him when he gets back?
/s
/s
/s
his mics unmuted.
"dude I hope my mics not unmuted"
/s
/s
we're not good defensively
/s
we have different definitions of stacked.
/s
pige, technically I can play defense but I've never played ponce defense before
/s
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2026-07-12
I dont like lateral
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/s
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Dude I actually hate this
it just like, doesnt look right.
my stick looks weird.
thats nicer
I hate this
why does my game look like this
is the font different.
2026-07-10
only took 8
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2026-07-10
nein
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si.
if I could shoot man
2026-07-10
how can u call icing when hes there
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2026-07-10
im quite happy I didnt full send into that
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2026-07-10
if you're gonna dump it atleast try to comm so I can get there
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2026-07-10
wack his shit
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I agree I also need to.
/s
2026-07-10
I was moving pucks out of our zone
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2026-07-10
/s
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2026-07-10
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/s
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2026-07-09
/vs
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2026-07-09
ref
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2026-07-09
Γ
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2026-07-09
/s
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2026-07-09
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2026-07-09
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2026-07-09
Sure
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its genuine torture.
/s
2026-07-09
my stick moves as slow as a dumptruck
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/s
/s
this is unplayable for me
/s
/s
this is terrible
2026-07-07
lol
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high stick
2026-07-07
null in nighting narmor
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2026-07-07
π
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2026-07-07
Sorry!
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2026-07-07
/s
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ITS ON THE FUCKING LINE
yo
2026-07-07
fired
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2026-07-07
THAT WENT OFF THE INSIDE
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2026-07-07
"how many times am I gonna tape it to your tape it to your tape null?"
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2026-07-07
/vs
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/s
/s
:kao_joy:
/s
wing
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2026-07-07
/w 27 he's lowk losing his marbles over here.
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/w 27 can yall be nice when lyndy has the puck.
2026-07-07
ow
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2026-07-07
lyndy
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poor lendy
no way.
2026-07-07
thank you el ref
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on the tape.
2026-07-07
you saved it.. :(
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2026-07-07
big.
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2026-07-07
phonomenal pass actually?
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2026-07-07
kind of?
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erm
2026-07-07
/s
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Idk.
almost I think?
ghulp
2026-07-07
/s
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/s
/s
napl seems to have a shitty rep
im on the board of directors so im gonna make it a lot better for s2 then it was this season
ye
/s
but ive never played phl
ive been told its like phl but stick on stick and puck on stick
3-0 sweep over wpg
we won yeah
I just came off of napl championship im so ready
/s
2026-07-07
Brexy you're one of the most agile goaltenders in ponce, swipe your stick at him
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2026-06-30
tyfs
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gg
/s
ref im tired
nahnahnah.gif
2026-06-30
π
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π
π
BAGN
rahhh
2026-06-30
skatertender
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:sob:
verne and wb BOTH do not do goalie things
when are you guys putting an actual goalie who does goalie things in net
2026-06-30
What a save!
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ref?
2026-06-30
Wow!
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LET ME FORCE IT
2026-06-30
I kinda also just went into you lyndy
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hate twist
absolute bullshit
fuickklomg twist
2026-06-30
No problem.
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/s
<size=100> vs
/s
/vs
im not fully used to this puck yet
/s
mmmm
white monster
zero ultra
cracking open my 3rd monster of the day
/s
/s
2026-06-30
i missed it o.o
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2026-06-30
/w 53 can you give me any tips or pointers after these scrims
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2026-06-30
/s
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2026-06-30
Wow!
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2026-06-30
dont you question mark me.
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what the fuck
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lowk we sweep them if I was there
/s
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I havent played an actually good team on these servers
ill probably stink
no promises
/s
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hi pakkk
/s
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WB UR PLAYING IN ET???/
/s
wa
tyfs
gg
2026-06-30
ref
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2026-06-30
β€οΈ
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luv u too knodel
2026-06-30
Nice shot!
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all me lowk
2026-06-30
fat
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2026-06-30
hi knodel
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2026-06-30
teamchat
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thats so cooked
seriously why does only brexy's work
what in the world bro
that is the most outrageous thing Ive ever fucking seen
HAT
THATS A PENALTY?????
what
why does only brexy's teamchat work
2026-06-30
?
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im so into it today
2026-06-30
/vs
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/vs
/vs
/vs
/vw
/s
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2026-06-30
shaboingboing
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2026-06-30
the plan was to not go to overtime within 1 period left
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2026-06-30
gulp
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2026-06-29
gg
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IM CRYING
LOOOOOOOOL
LOL
2026-06-29
Wow!
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2026-06-29
Great pass!
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2026-06-29
off?
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2026-06-29
<size=150> vs
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/s
/vs
it'll end up being trade of the season
/vs
whitehousetech
/s
Its ok we beat them 5-1 in a scrim series after
atleast you didnt get traded 5m after being drafted
/s
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jesus you're on defense
2026-06-29
/vs
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/s
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/vs
/s
its okay we have assistant captain lyndy
/s
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/vs
NO
/s
GIVE THEM BEAR
/vs
"wow what a pass, but he's in my ass"
2026-06-29
bang
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Great pass!
it went where I wanted
2026-06-29
friendship touch
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2026-06-29
Whoops...
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2026-06-29
every goalie that plays us IS getting NHL level stats
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Sorry!
2026-06-29
im gonna try that
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2026-06-29
puck on body is so bad
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MISS
2026-06-29
fe fi fo fum
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2026-06-29
save puch
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"same playstyle"
2026-06-29
/vs
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/w player Dude I got traded 5m after being drafted by this team btw
/w player boo!
/s
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/vs
/vs
2026-06-29
What a save!
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cus u dove out of the net
WHERES MY ASSIST??
WHERES MY ASSIST??
WHERES MY ASSIST??
whertes my assit
2026-06-29
THIS INTERMISSION IS LONGER THAN MY PENALTY
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WDYM
HES OUT PLAYING THE PUCK
I CANT HIT THE GOALIE??
2026-06-29
he had pass
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2026-06-29
my bad lyndy ill do a 360 next time
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NEVER scoring
2026-06-29
luv u lyndy
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INFRONT OF THE NET
you had it ON YOUR STICK
lyndy never scoring
2026-06-29
Sorry!
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Great pass!
PERFECT screen
2026-06-29
how
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can yo unbind twist
YOu too small
2026-06-29
he hasnt been here for a while
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thank you ref
2026-06-29
/vs
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/s
2026-06-29
/s
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2026-06-29
β€οΈ
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:3
hi bob :
2026-06-29
/vs
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VS
ONE MORE
<size=150> VS
<size=150> size
/vs
<size=100> vs
vs
/vs
/vs
/vs
/vs
vs
vs
/vs
it just reroutes your connection to the server if your isp is fucking you
/vs
/s
another!
play a third!
2026-06-29
n tongue
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get it
I bit my ntongue
2026-06-29
brb
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2026-06-29
munch on them toes
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2026-06-29
you have teammates *dum dum dumdumdum*
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2026-06-29
/vs
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/s
/s
/vs
/vs
/s
i can try if u want
preferably
bang
What a save!
2026-06-29
off btw
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2026-06-29
/s
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2026-06-29
fuck you midnight
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2026-06-29
YOU CANT FUCKING GUARD ME
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GET OFF ME
2026-06-29
run 3
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LOL
wheres the gint hes in the net
LOL
OL
KLIK
2026-06-29
fuckass calling a penalty on that but not the goaltender
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bro I jumped and he happened to be there.
2026-06-29
you have teammates *dum dum dumdumdum*
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you have teammates *dum dum dumdumdum*
2026-06-29
REF
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ref?
2026-06-29
/skip
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2026-06-29
generational body block from me
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2026-06-29
you have teammates *dum dum dumdumdum*
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you have teammates *dum dum dumdumdum*
lowk didnt know that was a pen
??
yo he flopped
2026-06-29
????
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????
???
2026-06-29
vs!
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/s
vs!
/vs
/s
vs!
/vs
/s
/s
/s
/s
/s
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/vs
/s
probably cus theres so many ppl on ponce servers rn
/s
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aw
/s
can I get a german patch
/s
/s
/s
/w mid 1 9/11 joke made on the airplane team
/w mid gulp
/w mid
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/vw
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gulp
man
/s
fair note im not used to handling or shooting here, I come from big puck PHA and small puck NAPL
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I dont know you
2026-06-29
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2026-06-28
gg
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2026-06-27
stick is just skipping frames
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only on these servers
why is my stick fucked bro
2026-06-27
im lagging like shit rn mb
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2026-06-27
dime alert
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Nice shot!
/s
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2026-06-27
I was creating chances atleast.
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2026-06-27
ref
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ref
2026-06-27
/vs
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pumpfake
/s
/s
its cus u didnt go premier
/s
2026-06-27
/s
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/s
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oh ok
do you ever say anything that doesnt have to do with you not being drafted premier
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by process of elimination
2026-06-26
walk the puck up any faster
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maybe stop taking ur sweet time in the last minute of the game bro
you are last back with a net pulled
pass the puck
how do I unbind that
Wow!
2026-06-26
Great pass!
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2026-06-26
Wow!
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2026-06-26
gg
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2026-06-26
Great pass!
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2026-06-26
flipa da pancake
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2026-06-26
/vs
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/s
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2026-06-26
gg
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and thats ok
hey man some people cant score empty nets
π
of course
<3
M3
for u btw
thats 3
can I stop playing pugs and be drafted tommorow now
Thanks!
beautiful
Whoops...
2026-06-26
its better there than it is here
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stick lift crutch
2026-06-26
/s
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/vs
/s
balright
/vs
yo 1 vs
/vs
/vs
vs?
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/vs
/vs
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/vs
/s
/s
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light when shooting heavy when handling
this puck is like ooblek and I hate it
/s
/s
/s
2026-06-26
/s
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thank you
/volume 0
/music 0
how do I turn this fuckass music down
2026-06-26
id have to get uesd to this puck
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/vs
/s
my only thing is that im not used to this config so itd take a bit
/s
puck hockey association
its hit or miss.
and like 12 in 8 in napl or smth
I have 19p in 7gp in pha
yeah ive played with those two before
/s
idk anyone who would know me outside of like pak
/s
whatd u say
huh
but like, I doubt any captain knows me
/vs
im not used to this config but I wanna get drafted here
then pha was b2b brazils
we dominated both cus defense were bots
idk what the score was but
nod
2026-06-26
surely half those mods can be condensed into one.
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2026-06-11
π
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π
oh hell no
oh hell no
2026-06-11
Wow!
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2026-06-11
Nice shot!
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2026-06-11
Nice shot!
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What a save!
2026-06-11
/s
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/s
/vs
/s
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2026-06-10
and its ponce general on video
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one more icing
I might kill myself
2026-06-10
i dislike the amount of dumping in this
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way heavier
it feels
i play pha
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why is this puck so heavy bro
/s
2026-06-10
gotta shove it to move the puck
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its so heavy for what reason
2026-06-10
Thanks!
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I beat that
nah
????
2026-06-10
okay my pings back to nromal I can play
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2026-06-10
my stick is at 10fps mb if i shit the bed
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2026-06-10
im gonna restart my game, my stick is moving at 10fps
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why is my ping nuclear on these servers
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