PoncePuck

Otters 🦦 jamiroquailover

SteamID64: 76561199057319612

Steam: jamiroquailover

Discord: pascal

♥ Donor · 84d

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Last seen on poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA · 16h ago

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Horn Philadelphia Flyers

Orlando Otters ORL

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poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 115 matches · last 2026-07-03

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 67 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 47 matches · last 1d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 25 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 25 matches · last 5d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI 19 matches · last 2026-07-01

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 18 matches · last 4d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI 9 matches · last 2026-07-04

PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI 7 matches · last 5d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 6 matches · last 4d ago

PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI 5 matches · last 1d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 3 matches · last 18h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY 3 matches · last 2026-05-22

PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | FFM 2 matches · last 2026-07-07

PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 2026-07-07

poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 1 match · last 2026-07-03

PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | ATL 1 match · last 2026-07-08

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA 1 match · last 12h ago

Match history

When	Server	Score	Result	Stats
16h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| SEA	4–3	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 7GV: 11PASS: 2
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–0	W	—
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–1	L	SOG: 6+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 18PASS: 3
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–4	L	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6TK: 8GV: 7PASS: 3★ 3rd Star
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–6	W	G: 2A: 4PTS: 6SOG: 4+/-: +4HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 24GV: 23PASS: 9★ 1st Star
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–5	W	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +4TK: 6GV: 14PASS: 5★ 2nd StarGWG
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–6	W	SOG: 2+/-: -2TK: 6GV: 4PASS: 1
1d ago	PPHL Official #8 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–3	W	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 8+/-: +1HIT: 2TK: 15GV: 23PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG
1d ago	PPHL Official #8 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–0	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 21PASS: 4★ 2nd Star
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 7+/-: +2BLK: 1TK: 8GV: 13PASS: 10★ 2nd Star
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–2	W	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 7+/-: +1TK: 9GV: 10PASS: 17★ 1st Star
2d ago	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–0	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 16PASS: 9★ 3rd Star
2d ago	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–2	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 8BLK: 1TK: 23GV: 30PASS: 10★ 1st Star
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–0	W	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +2TK: 13GV: 11PASS: 9★ 1st StarGWG
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	+/-: -1
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	—
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 7+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 20PASS: 13★ 1st StarGWG
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–2	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +1TK: 11GV: 14PASS: 5★ 1st StarGWG
3d ago	PPHL Official #8 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–3	W	—
3d ago	PPHL Official #8 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–1	L	SOG: 3+/-: -2HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 22GV: 34PASS: 4
3d ago	PPHL Official #8 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–1	L	SOG: 1+/-: -3TK: 13GV: 19PASS: 4
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	W	+/-: +1TK: 4GV: 2PASS: 5
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	SOG: 1TK: 1GV: 1PASS: 1
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–3	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 7+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 19PASS: 6
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–2	W	G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 6+/-: +1BLK: 3TK: 16GV: 19PASS: 5★ 1st StarGWG
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	6–1	W	G: 4A: 2PTS: 6SOG: 9+/-: +5BLK: 3TK: 19GV: 28PASS: 9★ 1st StarGWG
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–0	W	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 22GV: 24PASS: 11★ 1st StarGWG
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–0	W	G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 6+/-: +3HIT: 1TK: 19GV: 19PASS: 5★ 1st StarGWG
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–0	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 7GV: 12PASS: 4★ 2nd Star
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–0	L	TK: 5GV: 5PASS: 2
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–5	W	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 2BLK: 2TK: 16GV: 12PASS: 6★ 2nd Star
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–2	W	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +2TK: 5GV: 7PASS: 3★ 2nd Star
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–4	L	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 5+/-: -1TK: 17GV: 13PASS: 10★ 3rd Star
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–4	W	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: +4HIT: 2TK: 12GV: 16PASS: 8★ 3rd Star
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	L	SOG: 3+/-: -1TK: 12GV: 17PASS: 10
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 9GV: 14PASS: 10
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–5	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 7+/-: -1TK: 6GV: 6PASS: 6
5d ago	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–2	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: -1TK: 12GV: 20PASS: 9
5d ago	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–1	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +1TK: 23GV: 24PASS: 16★ 1st StarGWG
5d ago	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	5–1	W	G: 3A: 2PTS: 5SOG: 16+/-: +4TK: 26GV: 22PASS: 12★ 1st Star
5d ago	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–2	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 11+/-: -1TK: 17GV: 17PASS: 4
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	TK: 2GV: 4PASS: 4
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SOG: 1BLK: 2TK: 8GV: 12
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 9GV: 11PASS: 3
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	SOG: 1BLK: 2TK: 8GV: 8PASS: 3
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–7	W	G: 4A: 1PTS: 5SOG: 13+/-: +5HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 18GV: 22PASS: 7★ 1st Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–3	L	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 7+/-: -1TK: 25GV: 29PASS: 4★ 3rd Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 18PASS: 6★ 3rd Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	SV: 1SV%: 50.0%
2026-07-11	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–1	L	SV%: 0.0%
2026-07-11	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	7–1	W	SOG: 1HIT: 1TK: 18GV: 14PASS: 12
2026-07-08	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| ATL	5–4	L	G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 2+/-: +1TK: 15GV: 18PASS: 6
2026-07-07	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–8	W	G: 4A: 1PTS: 5SOG: 7+/-: +5BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 20PASS: 6★ 2nd StarGWG
2026-07-07	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–3	L	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: -2TK: 17GV: 22PASS: 8
2026-07-07	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–0	L	TK: 5GV: 2PASS: 2
2026-07-07	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–4	L	SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 4GV: 8★ 2nd Star
2026-07-07	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–6	L	A: 1PTS: 1TK: 4GV: 5PASS: 4
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	—
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 18PASS: 9★ 3rd Star
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| FFM	6–0	L	SOG: 2+/-: -3TK: 3GV: 4PASS: 1
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SOG: 2+/-: -1GV: 2
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| FFM	1–4	L	—
2026-07-06	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–2	W	SOG: 2+/-: +1TK: 5GV: 6PASS: 2
2026-07-06	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	W	SOG: 1+/-: +2TK: 9GV: 18PASS: 4
2026-07-06	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–0	L	SOG: 4+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 24PASS: 8
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	SOG: 1TK: 1PASS: 1
2026-07-06	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 8+/-: +1TK: 8GV: 11PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG
2026-07-05	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–0	L	—
2026-07-04	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–2	W	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +1TK: 13GV: 17PASS: 7★ 3rd Star
2026-07-04	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–0	L	—
2026-07-03	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -1TK: 12GV: 13PASS: 5
2026-07-03	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–3	W	SOG: 3TK: 3GV: 3
2026-07-03	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	W	A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +2HIT: 1TK: 18GV: 16PASS: 8★ 2nd Star
2026-07-03	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	W	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 2+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 6GV: 9PASS: 2GWG
2026-07-03	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–4	L	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 17PASS: 4
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	L	SOG: 3+/-: -2TK: 13GV: 12PASS: 3
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	L	SOG: 3+/-: -2TK: 13GV: 12PASS: 3
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	6–3	L	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: -2BLK: 1TK: 10GV: 19PASS: 3
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	7–4	W	G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 5+/-: +3TK: 10GV: 13PASS: 10
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–5	L	+/-: -5HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 23PASS: 4
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 5GV: 6PASS: 2
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–4	W	G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 8+/-: +3TK: 9GV: 10PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–1	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -2HIT: 1TK: 11GV: 13PASS: 9★ 3rd Star
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–1	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -2HIT: 1TK: 4GV: 5PASS: 6
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–1	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -2HIT: 1TK: 4GV: 5PASS: 6
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -3TK: 10GV: 11PASS: 8
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–4	W	G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 7+/-: +2TK: 17GV: 13PASS: 10★ 1st StarGWG
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	L	PASS: 3
2026-07-02	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–1	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 14GV: 9PASS: 10★ 2nd Star
2026-07-01	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–2	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 7TK: 15GV: 17
2026-07-01	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–5	W	G: 1A: 3PTS: 4SOG: 3+/-: +4BLK: 1TK: 20GV: 23PASS: 6★ 2nd Star
2026-06-30	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–0	L	+/-: -1TK: 2GV: 1
2026-06-30	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	SV: 6SV%: 66.7%
2026-06-30	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	SV: 6SV%: 66.7%
2026-06-30	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–4	L	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 25GV: 28PASS: 12★ 1st Star
2026-06-30	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–1	W	SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 2PASS: 1
2026-06-30	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–2	W	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 13PASS: 6★ 1st StarGWG
2026-06-29	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	W	SOG: 5+/-: +1TK: 11GV: 7PASS: 5★ 3rd Star
2026-06-29	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–2	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 1GV: 1
2026-06-29	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–2	L	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 1GV: 1

Showing the 100 most recent games. Lifetime totals above cover every game.

Chat history

23h ago gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

23h ago star i think u just attract it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

look at CrabbyHoucine bro :sob:

23h ago 5v5 server · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

23h ago GG · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

STAR.

23h ago REF IT DIDNT CROSS THE LINE · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

23h ago FINALLY I DIDNT GET DC · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago LMFAO HIGH STICK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

salt you are so goated rn

THIS IS NOT THE GAME FOR YOU <3

@frostbitefred YOU ARE ON 250 PING

bro

FATBEEFYPORK GOT A POINT BABY

uh oh

1d ago does not play for us · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

is trying to forfeit for us

whys this mf tryna forfeit

good shit doodoohead

1d ago smh theyre trying to force midnight out of the net? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago sounds like the sikander method · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

midnight are u learning this from sikander

1d ago @blue @red press J or snoop gets it. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

THEY LET HIM GET A SAVE

NOO

1d ago REF COUNT THAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

PK!

bum

1d ago has voted to send GAFURIX to North Sentinel Island (1/6) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that works

1d ago mcskater still has 0 saves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago mcskater 0 saves? traded. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago midnight's tryna eliminate the defense · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago @red @blue press J · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago :sad: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago ykw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

okay

1d ago 1 more? · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago BOB-BOX · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago YOU · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

GOONCONE HOW COULD TOY

1d ago resp's passing instincts know no colors · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago accounts still up but it was mainly me missing open nets · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

used to

@puckedup cant do that

1d ago in fairness you guys are better than a lot of guys weve played · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago GPASS · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago :drooling: · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

stick :drool:

1d ago has voted to euthanize #76 Resp (1/6) · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago we good · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

hold on our dumbass goalie has a dumbass mod that breaks his dumbass game

my stick on resps stick :drooling:

1d ago his ass is a trampoline · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

puckedup

1d ago allat for an offside :sob: · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

woah dude sikander might trade u to KSK

1d ago wow. · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago REF · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago last goal wins · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago dw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

idk stay in net

im coming home and going down with my ship

blue

idk how tf i scored 2 pphl goals

1d ago there we go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago still dont agree with that gint call </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago . · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago damn. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago ill balance it out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

type /y

rusher finally didnt hit the post ig

REF

1d ago @red @blue press J for cookie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

IS THERE AN EFFECT THAT EXPLAINS HOW WE WON THIS @COSKEY?

I WISH THERE WAS AN EFFECT TO EXPLAIN HOW WE WON THIS GAME

OH MY FUCKING GOD

1d ago 17 secs lets win it boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago my stick keeps gettin fucking tangled · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago REF COUNT IT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2d ago marky what a set of saves from you dude · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

ggs

slip you suck

ovi left fast

2d ago #Risp · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago nvm no sub · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

goodname's playing at like 3 fps

goalie sub

2d ago yay · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

they had us right as we were all talking shit and now the pressure's gone

@prod

hello guys can we play <3

2d ago was gonna say i remember that guy being a lot better at the game · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

ovi are you the one who got banned from iapl

lets all make out with auto <3

tape says ya lost

im like the otters' absent deadbeat father who only shows up when theyre doing good

hxeats nice hits maybe score in the shootout next time <3

2d ago marky looked fucking sick that game too · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

great game, shootout win

we won the first one, yall shoulda streamed it

it auto'

2d ago now we gotta wait on stream til 8:10 · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago full team i believe · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago nah · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

its 3v3

yes

3v3 ot

2d ago we starting after warmup or at 7:30 · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago dw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago duitsland · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Nein!

2d ago @blue @red press J or finnie gets it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

bro's doing everything by himself

i need to help finnie

@Blue you let puckistani have 10 SHOTS LOCK IN

2d ago if finnie cant bail yall out no one can · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

jfc

2d ago gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2d ago has voted to kill GooName · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

KILL HIM!!!

REF

2d ago gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2d ago POINT. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2d ago wow/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2d ago Yes! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

GOODNAME WHO'S YOUR DADDY PAL

3d ago alright im gonna get a refund from the etsy witches... · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

and that one ghanaian witch doctor

all our team budget went to an etsy witch

HERE'S 1 SAVE MAN

goodname's really bounced back after having that 1-save game

3d ago i dont know · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

if snoop and birbo are kissing on the ice is that a goal for us?

3d ago ah i was gonna vp · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

you good frosty?

#STOPTHECOUNT

BOOM THATS A SOG

3d ago good challenge for us · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

nah we want to play your best tbh

WHY DOES MONTAUK HAVE 0 POINTS

i just checked pphl prem standings for the first time

3d ago takes a real legend to make me look semi-competent · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

he's goated

3d ago unless yall want more · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

thanks for the games

cant believe you guys moved the net 2 feet to the left, ggs

3d ago i need to reconnect with nature after this one · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

3d ago otters winning the pphl golf tournament confirmed? · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

we are winning by golf rules

3d ago what · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

goodheart's makin me feel like i have 4 hours

every day i live is a day im grateful to not be in the premier league

3d ago woah · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

3d ago will keep it in mind, thanks · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

i dont think ive seen a man offer his entire roster as much as him

itd be nice for him to play for a more people-person manager than pigeon <3

yall thinking about signing jovin?

again?

3d ago ruleset mods when they say their mod is working: · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

wtf

3d ago its pipes. · PPHL Official #8 | PPHL | CHI

ah fuck

3d ago kevin this has to stop · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

otters vs 2 beer maidens

3d ago we are arguably the most make-a-wish otters team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago enigma ask ur manager for a last min scrim pls <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago tft did us a favor by not playing you against us icl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

tft look great

3d ago but oh well tis the season for resp and snoop to dominate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

my avail has gotten bad

me too :(

stfg if they made u change ur number just to not play you ill be pissed

he better play you tomorrow

damn i didnt realize that meant u would have to change ur number completely

</3

also arc and jovin pls ask ur teams if they wanna scrim last minute <3

WTF

A JOVIN NUMBER CHANGE?!

4d ago cya boys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

well i got a SOG from there i guess

4d ago zamboner will do anything but pass and take basic shots · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago ALRIGHT FINE ILL STICK O9UT THE GAME · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

thats how i know its too late

yeah alright im getting my ass beat thats it for me

4d ago i was at like 2 secs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I HAD TO SHOOT </3

4d ago 🔥 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago KILL HIM · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

REF

just told herm "i got it" on vc. i did not got it

4d ago PRESS J · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

kinda just fucked around this one

ill be a little more team oriented next game

4d ago erling haaland · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sorry boys

4d ago on me, mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago idk what im doing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago DRIVER THANK YOU SO MUCH · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago i gotta get goin after ot but until then sure · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago havent been clippin tm · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

there ya go </3

im good hbu

indeed

4d ago WHATS UP HERM · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

OH SHIT ITS HERM!

4d ago byebye maple cant do that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago you could do that justin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

fraudstin

look at lutty's teammate bro :sob:

you looked great yesterday

nicee

kermit did ksk do more tryouts today

4d ago I MISS U JUSTIN I NEED TO PLAY WITH U<3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

JESUS CHRIST ROBO

4d ago FUCK YOU ROBO · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

woah woah justin was here first

4d ago WHY ARE WE SO OFF · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

MARK

4d ago known former puck influencer jamiroquailover · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

cant believe you mfs let me have space

4d ago robertson got a 1x12 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

robo how do you feel about the 1x12

SORRY I DONT USUALLY GLAZE MYSELF

WHAT A FIND LETS FUCKING GO

4d ago did robo have a pug · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago phew · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

whys my stick not unlocked tf

anyone wanna G or do you guys wanna suffer through my goaltending

4d ago DAMN IT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

LEAVE IT

leave it

4d ago WHAT AN ANGLE · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

4d ago orlando solar bears mentioned · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

4d ago hes even got the otters goal song <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

RUH ROH

4d ago known chaos mongering goaltender bussi · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

4d ago what · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago RAHEEM STERLING · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago dude was pissing me off · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago brother · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago bussi you're next · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

DUDE

4d ago gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago REF BEAR HIT ME · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

LMFAOOOO

5d ago @red @blue press J for free cookie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

press J

its ok fnc will be gone soon

ALRIGHT OTTERS GO @BLUE

5d ago next game all otters on blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

5d ago yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

5d ago SkaterDoesntLookAtTheClockX · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

5d ago the tampa bay otters · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

HAD TO SHOW FNC WHO HIS DADDY IS

THE GANGS ALL HERE

5d ago call nineline back · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

give us one more

boooo

you guys want more?

ggs

5d ago you guys wanna do OT 3v3 or 4v4 · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

5d ago bro ITS /Y · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

5d ago no one's signingme · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

fuck it bro charbard

5d ago phew · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

5d ago gg i coulda shot more · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

5d ago THIS · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

5d ago type /vs · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

boys

one more has to go

nope

wait

we needed a Gsub

yo can some of your guys clear server

5d ago ggs · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

5d ago kermit's got a rainbow connection with half your team · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

my vote is nineline

5d ago dudes got a fuckin american idol going for the next pergy · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

dudes got the KSK open tryouts going

PROBABLY AT LEAST 2-3

5d ago snoop :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago thank god · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

someones getting sent to north sentinel island if this continues

boys

</3

oh my god

5d ago its bus who i got my 2000th point on! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago WHAT THE FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago cya! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

robert thomas is almost elite

u too thomas

love u my former otters <3

goodbye all

6d ago they just got brazil'd · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lunarsharp > player btw

theyre fine

6d ago damn it tommy boy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago CHANGED THE GOAL SONG TO BAGS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago someone gotta go net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i know · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago this dude is week 1 auto · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh my

@red @blue press J

6d ago i got 1 more · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago ref. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i gave it a slight tap before u hit it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

thomas thats on me

you know it

6d ago i do not even start in this team dude · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago my guys are ridiculously good · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

otters are great and i havent been here for 2 weeks

drahken told me a lil bit but pergy and buyck are confusing me

cheech whats happenin w the currents

@69 wake up

strav its a 5v5 server

bros lookin like me in net

what is this positioning

6d ago i miss my otrgng · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago my lag is so crazy rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago im so rusty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago boys what are we doing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ay im just happy i scored

6d ago pergy and buyck just need to grow tf up and you guys could get somewhere · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i wouldnt trade resp for anything

first shot in 2 weeks in my defense

6d ago and none of you were on defense <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

pls let me skate for like 15 secs

kansas*

had some gigs in kanses

solid

6d ago fuck it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

anyone wanna goalie or no

6d ago damn im tryna find somewhere to skate, havent played in 2 weeks · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh fuck its a 5v5

2026-07-11 macbook moment · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 i red goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

erling haaland's rap song

BIG MACBOOK

somehow i have a point

2026-07-11 BIG PRESSURE BY MACBOOK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yup

gafurix is like a grandma who falls down the stairs at thanksgiving dinner

2026-07-11 SackBook · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

the apple archer

IM ON A FUCKING MACBOOK DAHLIN

2026-07-11 who just · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 resp im on a macbook in some random ass hotel in missouri · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 I CANT SEE REFS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

OOOO LOOK AT ME IM BIRBO IM GONNA HIT MY CAPTAIN

i have to prep that shit like im making a bed

trackpad and hotel wifi btw

2026-07-11 TRACKPAD ASSIST · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 IF ONLY THE MARINERS GOT THAT D SERVICE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

WHAT THE FUCK

BIRBO

NOOOO

YES

THE FUCKING GAFFENING BRO

2026-07-11 TRACKPAD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-10 spectating from my macbook <3 · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 well i look forward to seeing you guys back in challenger for S3 · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | ATL

is that it?

2026-07-08 that way she knows theyre washed · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | ATL

me when my mom asks me if the dishes are done so i tell her theyre morgan

2026-07-08 REF · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | ATL

2026-07-08 morgan how dare you · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | ATL

2026-07-07 gg · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 thats what i wondered · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 YOU GUYS WERE UP 2 NOTHING · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 we are R · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

{T} are we ready

2026-07-07 G axo, stay at home dahlin, D/F krog, me, snoop · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 another! · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 are we white girl wasted · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

are you okay

brexy

2026-07-07 bullshit · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 brexy what happened to #13 · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 SLIPPED IT IN · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 we are R · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 no.' · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

@brexy

2026-07-07 @mypuhstank · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i dc'd can i get red rw back

2026-07-06 damn camper nice block · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 REF DELAY · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 star i did dunk on you · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

spiked a bit

2026-07-06 star has to poop · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

warmup

get another one going with star as a SG

i was not expecting someone to spawn in right there </3

2026-07-06 im gonna fucking get you star · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

OT it is

2026-07-06 yeah ill shoot on starlight · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 im gonna go back to US servers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | FFM

2026-07-06 YKW I GOT A SOG AND THATS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME HAPPY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | FFM

2026-07-06 IM ON 150 PING :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | FFM

my bad

2026-07-06 holy shit my ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | FFM

i did really good

2026-07-06 genuinely if it wasnt for you getting picked high the draft you wouldve been an otter · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

ur so fucking good

arc

2026-07-06 gg · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

another?

REF

A BOOP OF THE SNOOP GETS US THE SCOOP

2026-07-06 check his kalshi · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 dudes on a surf and turf high rn · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 yall getting subs in? · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 I FORGOT WE WERE WAITING ON PO2 INSTEAD OF BANAN · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

PO2 ISNT BACK

OH WAIT

its vr

give us a sec for banan

we're gonna bring goody in here to change the score

2026-07-06 vs · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 we are R · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

WHAT

if i put myself in D ill be able to let you get some chance

2026-07-06 take official #1 red team · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

can we take red?

currents and atomic city fission more like didntcheckthesite

2026-07-06 let me see if anything else is empty · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

yeah you have to pick a server on the site

atomic have official 3 from 8:30 onwards

yeah but you guys didnt claim this server w all due respect

maidens and us have this server from 9:30-12:30

yall have pphl official 3 claimed

what

also just so yall know otters and maidens have the server from 9:30

rd finnie and cheechoo? this is the jamiro-dream

2026-07-06 wait what teams are these · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 gtg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 jaws. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes.

because you are one of 2 goalies i wanted that DIDNT crash out and go on a whole rant about me

you're the first one im calling if i need one

listen lutty

there was a big goalie surplus this year

i hope theres enough pphl player signups next season

2026-07-06 i think i pissed him off into that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fnc the hero

that they know the color of your eyes

blue team has seen u so many times

im buns but fnc they know what color ur eyes are

ive had like 10 heart attacks this game

and i already remembered why id rather scrim

im off after this one

2026-07-06 :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 pressure makes diamonds? pressure makes fnc shit his pants · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

we gotta stop turning it over in our own zone, fnc crumbles like coffee grounds under pressure

boys im typing this in team chat

2026-07-05 59 whatcha doin man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

robert thomas may be far from elite

2026-07-05 who went off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

guys quit handling it out the zone

2026-07-05 wsp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 thomas istfg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 there ya go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

@crouty be patient pal

2026-07-05 press J · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1 sec keep my spot

let me rj to fix my ping

imagine if i was in

2026-07-05 coincidence? i think not · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

this team has 0 goals and i have 0 TOI

listen

im not gonna vk them

2026-07-05 yeah okay that defensive positioning did NOT live up to it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

he has high expectations to live up to now

wdym there you go

i was tryna get in </3

thomas if you grew up like me you would have scored by this point of the game

wow

(me)

you guys need a hero

hell yeah dude

this thursday but i have to go to kansas to play a few gigs

is magbay a magdalena bay reference

hi guys

2026-07-05 yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

the orlando magic one

if you update it itll work

cause ur sound mods isnt updated

lets fucking go

WAIT LET ME TRY AGAIN

THATS WHY

HOLD

WAIT WHY HASNT IT

FUCK

can we start rq <3

i gotta score 1 goal cause they added the otters new goal song

alright

2026-07-05 2 MINS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

HOLD UP

WAIT FUCK I FORGOT TO UPDATE IT

i have a request

hello atlanta puck

2026-07-04 ty for the practice pipes · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

alright cya guys

2026-07-04 my decision making is just as awful as they are in the reels · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

yes

2026-07-04 FNC AURA INTIMIDATED THEM · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-04 whatcha doin · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

hi fnc

2026-07-04 US vs UK in 1812 baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

you bastards.

@red let me in if you feel negatively towards the war of 1812

you dont say

2026-07-04 am i the scout? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

otter on otter action

so youve played about 60?

finnie u should pug w me and krog

THATS MY OTTER

2026-07-04 has voted to execute #12 PuckedUp (1/6) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

puckedup in server.. puckedup not in vc?

2026-07-03 88 go red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 hi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-03 alright · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

what time

1 more after?

2026-07-03 has voted to give #76 Resp the "Saudi Arabia Treatment" (1/6) · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-03 has voted to violently make out with #43 BigSnoop (1/6) · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-03 gg · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-03 we are R · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-03 getting slip and ax situated · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

give us one sec

2026-07-03 is mike subbing for y'all? · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-03 because drahken thinks we are more reliable than TST · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

we are scrimming against the currents at 8:30

2026-07-03 not at all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 get in vc krog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

My puch!

2026-07-03 was turning my fan on.. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my fan is off

i know why im so shit rn

2026-07-03 yeah okay you kinda had that coming · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry krog im not paying attention

2026-07-02 i did. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

WHO FUCKNG RUSHED THE CREASE

2026-07-02 ahh thats 30 mins before our scrimn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 gg\ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 someone lemme forward · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 KROG! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 pipes is going to gary, indiana · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 cya boys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gtg

2026-07-02 AJ WHY ARE YOU PLAYING LOCKDOWN DEFENSE ON ME </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

BRO

2026-07-02 can we win a faceoff pls · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man

cmon

team chat btw, we have snoop serbane me dom

ok here we go

2026-07-02 idk what i was doing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-02 bruh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-02 its a 5v5 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes

SNOOP

2026-07-02 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

GPASS

2026-07-02 this is why i dont play chicago. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 where are we trying to get the puck to boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 price counteracts all the bullshit we have going on · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

holy shit we just let john puckchase get a point

@sashderoasty

2026-07-02 hey @mc @sash · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 ovi resigned w the caps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

tremendous puckchasing performance by 2

2 can you stop just chasing the puck because you literally keep just stopping your own teammates instead of the other team

2 </3

im trying

we literally puckchase when our own team has the puck

we're playing the best defense against our own team rn

bro

2026-07-02 miss u mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 mark did u dc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 pong · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

fucking bar

2026-07-02 for red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you're the best player on the ice rn

32 dont worry man

price hes made cause 2 people tried to votekick him

idk who is trying to votekick someone at 12:20 pm est on a thursday but self reflect

2026-07-02 bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 man i play chicago ONE TIME · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 thats on me, i fucking gave it straight to him · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 mark could i take LW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I DIDNT SEE IT COMING </3

2026-07-02 thank god 33 is gone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 alright · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

this is one of those games where i would have 8 sog and no goals

2026-07-02 because you are not on · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 time to sleep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

shame about his herpes

thank god justin's aids got cured

aids, sorry

justin has Hockey Experience Regressive Puck Esteem, Sad.

2026-07-02 blaming others for aids · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

look at justin man

2026-07-02 justin, its time to cure your aids · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 atlanta iniated disorderly shooting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yup thats the aids

honestly i started trying less and started scoring more

never

what

Atlanta Initiated Disorderly Shooting

wait

justin has Atlanta Initiated Shooting Disorder

determined

2026-07-02 that was a SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 team only has room for 1 washed atlanta poncer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

thank god i didnt draft u

pphl has changed you

idk what im doing man

2026-07-02 THIS HAS TO STOP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

no worries justin has never seen me D

13 ur a dman

methinks the dmen arent playing D

2026-07-02 LOOK AT THAT SHIT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

REF

ref

LET ME OUTTT

i couldnt get there

man

2026-07-02 whos LD position do i keep having to cover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

bros fucking locked in

there needs to be more #7 love

2026-07-02 little high · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 good call ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 YAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 lock in hatty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 no because hattyhattington is about to get signed by the jets · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yeah if ur tendy on blue ill stick to blue.

2026-07-02 well theres ur problema · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

have you considered listening to hakuna matata

its an intimidating goaltending tandem

i didnt say SHIT

nvm

either hit the net or hit me

zoink

you guys are getting passes out of me

2026-07-02 did you just get fiveholed in the BUTT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

see i wanna go work on jerseys but i also dont wanna let jesussaves win

2026-07-02 he gone aint he · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ope

pidge, you scrim against ajax yet?

2026-07-02 i kinda cant see my stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hey guys

2026-07-02 i think my presence is offputting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

DAMN ZOINK

2026-07-02 pooperior · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

more like

superior

hi zoink!

this is what happens when my ping on chicago is 50 instead of 75

2026-07-02 ty guys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ggs

what a goal by midnight's backup

2026-07-02 REF · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 we want sikander back in net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 nvm · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 axolotl's looking rough · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 r? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 gg, one more? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 REF THATS GOOD FOR 3 POINTS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 bro got picked over bouzuki :sob: · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 god do they want us to get to know each other with these 45 sec intermissions · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

force tripped me

THE ICE TRIPPED ME

TRIPPING

REF

2026-07-02 we R · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 the otters ordered catering · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

G is getting food

5 mins

one sec

nvm

wait

ggs

2026-07-02 a bit shaky at times · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 another one after? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 GGS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 what · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

we're gonna be rotating a fair amount

any free agents available?

2026-07-02 just did · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

they agreed to it

run attacking scenarios against jovin, krog, and ax

theyre not here rn anyways

me, snoop, resp on blue. jovin, krog, axo on red

entertain me rq

@jovin no vc?

2026-07-01 cya guys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats my cue

2026-07-01 i got a rehearsal in 40 mins so i gotta get going · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-01 ahhh im usually in 101 with student rush · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-01 im always wearing my hockey fights cancer flyers jersey · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

a bunch

2026-07-01 ofc i always go to the shopping area there with mirai and shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

disney area

2026-07-01 me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

need to update sound mod

is it playing?

finally

star when he has to score on washed goalie jamiroquailover:

2026-07-01 no · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-01 midknight can you count · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

three blue skaters is crazy

2026-07-01 is it fucking gnarly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

which ones did you put

a couple of mine are in

yeah

he'll start hitting fans

fuck then you dont want me on this side

2026-07-01 aw · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

no one more?

another one?

ggs

2026-07-01 gege all good? · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-01 yes · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 damn. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

jesus christ

2026-06-30 call me pidge in a scrim the way i dont show up when im supposed to · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 jamirovertime · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

jamiroquailover in overtime?

2026-06-30 blue ruined my legacy game </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 bro i just had two good saves </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

2026-06-30 im doing better than i expected to · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 I WAS HAVING A GOOD PERIOD · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN IT

2026-06-30 id be getting off · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 bart down · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

crabbykiwi refuses to take shot in solidarity with me missing mine

2026-06-30 PUCK IN NET · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

COUNT IT

REF

ref

2026-06-30 im so shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

was the pass bad </3

2026-06-30 doing bricks job for him · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 im dutch · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

dont talk about penalties rn

whys bro mad

2026-06-30 alright ill be locking in now · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

AND ROBERT THOMAS ISN'T ELITE BEFORE YOU SAY THAT SHIT

cya thomas

2026-06-30 everyone knows what florida are doing tbf · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

almost had him

FUCK

2026-06-30 hole did you panic so hard that you voted warmup · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

paralympbrick

playing like he had a brick thrown at his head

no sir

i never hit empty nets

im pretty hyped actually

great pass to cheese

ur lying

LEBRON IS LEAVING THE LAKERS

2026-06-30 brick saw jacob markstrom got traded and had to honor the game where he conceded 9 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

nice save bick

ill stop

2026-06-30 start · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

brick's in net

"dont say my name" destiny's child's biggest hater

make brick do it

eeeeeek

uhm

thats bricks job

me? no

just me and jamiroquailoverslover

no sir

2026-06-30 i need to get a goal song suggestion in hold · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

who the fuck lets brick get 2 assists

good job houcine

you guys are letting brick get a 2 point game on you

let daddy get to work <3

pack it up

boys

jamiroquailover's lover

my gfs

not mine

fondue

we are getting fondue tonight <3

its jamiroquailoverslover's birthday today actually

jam, jami, jamir, jamiro

honestly anything works if you start it with the jam

dude dm'd me from his alt, his main account, called me out in public chat JUST CAUSE I DIDNT DRAFT HIM

i already had to deal with jaws' bullshit cause i didnt pick him up

let me guess, cause i didnt draft you?

jesus christ another person pissed off at me?

whoever speaks next has to give me their spot

poopine

2026-06-30 hello all · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 gg · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 hydration break ahh intermission · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 but please dont bring it up · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

i love you so much

justin

2026-06-29 fuck. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 HECOW ON DA FLOOR · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN

2026-06-29 hecow found a way to beat the lift · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i still love u >3

you a bitch finnie

yeah.

2026-06-29 weather in the area is kinda bad here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 im having visions clearly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 gg · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 is everyones discord fucked · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 gg · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 wait · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 @mike · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 eh that was unfortunate · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 not happening · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

done

2026-06-29 my mic sounds like a reverbed hellscape · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

alright

if we end up together again there'll be less

listen im running out of jokes

that would be a crime

bigbootycheeks your mom has apple slices waiting for you by the bench

2026-06-29 i should draft that guy · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 whats up w squiggles · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 @chocky · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 rlly hoping one of the forwards goes to D in the queue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-29 ggs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

jovin jami D pairing...

2026-06-29 someone oughta draft him · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

whos this krog guy

2026-06-29 OTTERS, HOP ON JACKBOX · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Krog? More like Dog

NotgoodName

more like....

hey goodname....

SlippoopyNodd

BigPoop

JovBum

2026-06-29 RED NEEDS A HERO · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-29 otter domination · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-29 right where i belong · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i got confused and thought i was signing up for the challenged division

2026-06-29 REF · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-29 bro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-29 tf · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dont steal from ur own team lol

bro

69 </3

2026-06-29 3 OTTERS ONE SERVER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 has voted to hang #84 Justin (1/5) · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 yeah alright bud one social media hate campaign coming your way · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 we aint got justin we got nitsuj · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 bet · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

snoop are u able to vc rn?

2026-06-28 im in vc if anyone wants to hop in · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 I GOT EXCITED · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

SNOOP!

2026-06-28 hi guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 ggs and goodnight · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

34 was crashing out

GOALIE GOAL!

YES

2026-06-27 saw him lift some other guys' stick in the parking lot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

dont trust him cavy

2026-06-27 cheechoo when i dont hit the puck in off of him: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 i need some love for that stick placement · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

works

2026-06-27 I GOTCHU CAVY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 REF COUNT IT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i dont think cav can see cheechoo

if jovin was here he'd say xbox record that

2026-06-27 they drafted glep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

PRESS J

habs drafted cheechoo

2026-06-27 id say 5'11 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 Kylian Mbhecow is gonna mute me again isnt he · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

bombay just hecow'd

2026-06-27 nvm · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WALL

Cheech-Calculated

2026-06-27 guys, we werent haram enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 back to business as usual fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 today i feel.. ghanaian · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 cheech and cavy attacking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WALL

yes

alright we have 1 goal, form a wall in front of our net

2026-06-27 ilyt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 LMFAO THANKS REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 wonder how theyre gonna blame bombay for that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 whats the bombay hate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

HIT MY DESK WITH MY FUCKING KNEE IN THAT ONE

2026-06-27 cheechoo can i get insider info of what its like to kill jovin like that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 IM JOVIN' IT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 hecow, is it nice to not have to babysit me on the blue line anymore · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 i am the misser of empty nets · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

IM BACK

YAY

am i back

WOAH

thats my bread and butter

missing an empty net

got pushed mb

hecow's ripping off my move

2026-06-27 #ValentineThatWasNotTheShot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT A BLOCK

2026-06-27 gn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

what am i even scoring for

2 of those...

2026-06-27 sorry krog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright we lost in OT last one, lets not do that again

hecow's tired of my shit

2026-06-27 he fucking touched that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 bro. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 FUCKING VIRTUAL INSANITY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

damn it

garnet hathaway simulator

muffin isnt playing puck

2026-06-27 what did you do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

muffin i looked away for 1 second

2026-06-27 damn. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 thats a whistle in PPHL pal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hey hecow

good save orangey

2026-06-27 hes so prepped to go to the zookiecookies · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hes got the fuckin cookie emoji

2026-06-27 not clean enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i didnt clip it

2026-06-27 you can be a great rw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

cya boys

@iceicemaybe take my spot

2026-06-27 gonna hang out w my gf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i wanna hop off

im waiting for someone to join so they can take my spot

thank u v much pucked

2026-06-27 no way we see a pass first jamiroquailover game </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 @PUCKEDUP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wait pucked just switch

2026-06-27 DONT GET UR DRAFT STOCK TOO HIGH UP NOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN JOVIN

2026-06-27 ok ill stop fucking about · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

LMFAO

2026-06-27 im shitting on the clip tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 PRESS J · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 wait no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 how do i have 2 teammates and i still cant get the puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i lost my whole team

2026-06-27 :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NVM

can i have spot <3

i was tryna find my macbook charger

finnie :(

FUCK I LOOKED AWAY FOR 1 SEC

2026-06-27 jovin, finnie, pucked, and me? you're looking at the otters baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

JOVIN TOO?

im back

2026-06-27 pucked... i want you. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-26 cya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ima go play some fifa

2026-06-26 i just built my new desk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DOG!

2026-06-24 cya boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs

aw\

2026-06-24 draft stock just went down.. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yowch

2026-06-24 alr we gotta hit RD from the backdoor again, loose stay rw and hit me backdoor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 we're finally done being down a man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 meant to be · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 i just emptied taco bell out of my backdoor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 i cant make it tn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 its a dutch song about it raining beer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 THOMAS DONATED! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 get RD in net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

RD!

back

2026-06-24 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i had taco bell and now my stomach is aware i had taco bell

SHOOT

2026-06-24 me? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 yeah in player qol you can unlock it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 dude the 360 stick turning is genuinely so fun to use · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 good stick 38 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 aw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

but it takes stam

fuck i tried to dive

2026-06-24 i usually clip like 10% of my goals but i always clip the shit moments · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 im more prone to posting lowlights since they tend to do better · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lmfao

reminds me i gotta post more

2026-06-24 this wasnt on my old one, does anyone know if its a setting or if its a shit monitor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

serious question guys, i just bought a new monitor and now whenever the blue team moves, red surrounds them as they move

yup.

caps are the favorite to land tuch

2026-06-24 sabres gm confirmed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ALEX TUCH ISNT COMING BACK TO THE SABRES

2026-06-24 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 flyers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

this is netherlands year

2026-06-24 such a fun player to watch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

why is croatia always modric and never mandzukic

yes

we have the red light district

thats the netherlands

baby lasagna

2026-06-24 i hope netherlands, i think france · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bro the likeliest scenario for the netherlands is brazil or morocco...

2026-06-24 netherlands plays tomorrow i cant wait · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oh man im from orlando, marco pasalic plays for our team

damn mimi where the fuck are u playing from

its all good

2026-06-24 i lost the handle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 im on 70 ping and the server feels worse than chicago where i have the same ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

servers also feel shit

2026-06-24 i need a dutch song · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

its the world cup man

2026-06-24 chicago i miss you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 fucking 75 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i was about to ask why my game feels so choppy and then i checked my ping

2026-06-24 jamiroquailover est washed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 Pucque · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

puck leponce

it was fair

well.

2026-06-24 ah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

who was it before

cheap plants sniper also popping off

jesus fucking christ where'd that come from hole

did someone say score

2026-06-24 just started hyping myself up and singing beautiful by christina aguilera and you PULL THAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 there goes discord · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 ah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

why am i not in box

poitras scored

2026-06-24 @puckedup get in vc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 i think horns are 60 days · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

srry guys locked in rn

2026-06-24 thoughts on the kyrou trade? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 planned · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 offside fc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

offside fc

2026-06-24 @dog VC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 yeah lets go to the other server · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

#Woof

2026-06-23 LET ONE IN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL GOALIE

PIPES.

2026-06-23 WOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 pipes pls tank ur draft stock so i can get u in challenger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 @justin vc on ponce · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 @justin FUCK YOU · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 Pipes! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 Pipes!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-23 (sorry) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

muy "bragster" skerm

2026-06-23 this just in, justin dead · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you miss 100% of the shots you dont shoot

2026-06-23 im in league office vc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

one sec morgan

me?

you dont wanna overpay for plants

good flex option

gave***

they have managers a whole excel sheet to rank every prospect

i have u on my board

hi morgan!

2026-06-23 toasters reskin loader thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

justin im still working on that spreadsheet

2026-06-23 LETS FUCKING GO JUSTIN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pls

BAM RIGHT AS I CAME BACK TO MY ROOM

2026-06-23 player needs it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i gotta fill out a pphl spreadsheet

yeah thats it for me

2026-06-23 if you want, hit me when im up at the blue line and ill hit it back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 put ya down in cancun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 YUP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

current player

2026-06-23 i bought this last october · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah

guess the player

yes

but a dutch team

not the netherlands

guess the team

close i guess

justin guess what jersey im rocking rn

MY SHOT :(

2026-06-23 it would kinda tank ur draft stock tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

id say if ur 100% sure, do it, but it means youd only play half the games max

im working on the spreadsheet they sent managers rn

hello justin

2026-06-23 back to the spreadsheet :D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

2026-06-23 theyre having the pphl managers do some spreadsheet, brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 YES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ITS SO PRETTY

IM PLAYING PUCK IN 4K

my dad is bald

WHAT A ROGUE CRIMINAL

GET FINNIE OUT

it was in 1975.

yeah no one does

do you guys remember the flyers cup?

flyers were shit when i was born and theyre still shit

so ur the curse

hope you took her last name instead of the other way around lutty

AWWW

guys im so locked in

it gets to a point

once im at 60 days of donor i need a clown horn

impressed as fuck by the puck

of course

wait who said get fnc in here

she saw my clips before instagram <3

i gotta impress her yall

pucked ill take that spot <3

woah

my gf is here can you guys all say nice things about me for her to read

puck in 4k

upgraded from a 27 inch

32 inch samsung oddysey

i got a new monitor

hi guys

2026-06-22 cya guys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 damn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 Nathan Macpigeon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

120

4463 SOG

2204 total points

629 assists

1575 goals

1325 gp

anywho i have my stats

holy shit im sorry

2026-06-22 i was hoping for a spectacle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

sorry derp

2026-06-22 **BIG SNOOP · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 my last game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

damn.

helle stay G, snoop can i C?

2026-06-22 the nosebleeds and other miscellaneous internal bleeding section · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yowch

2026-06-22 GET ME OFF THE POWER PLAY · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 oh hell yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 snoop fathered me in the pphl :( · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

snoop too

yes

2026-06-22 ill actually start trying </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 OH MY GOD · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

KILL HIM REF

at least i can score on helle

hey star

i wouldnt

woah

FUCK

I AM SO SORRY

I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT

FUCK

the derpyderp game

pidge draft stock: ?

2026-06-22 pidge draft stock · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 i never rlly try too hard in pubs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 DAMN IM SORRY DERP · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

PIDGE GOT ME WITH A FUCKING DOUBLE SLAM

i just realized what pidge's goal song is

DAMN.

2026-06-22 I THOUGHT I HAD PIDGE </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

new puck makes chips easier

2026-06-22 honestly not sure, it depends which goalies go premier · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 my draft stock dropped · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 are u signed up for draft · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

its a mix of a lot of things but mostly comp stats, availability

i had resp as a free agent signing last season

i think so

u can be a free agent

not rlly

2026-06-22 i see ricky carrying tf outta you · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

derp lemme take C

2026-06-22 solid · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

idk who im taking as my first pick

i needa lock tf in

2026-06-22 tough thing for challenger managers is just that we get the second batch of guys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 idek man · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i got summoned

hi guys

huh

2026-06-22 im off to bed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs

2026-06-22 OH MY · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 HE GETS 2 GOOD SHOTS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN

IT WAS A NICE SHOT

FUCK

fuck i might need to try

vpas

killed someone in the 300s

NO!

its a cessna

star draft stock

2026-06-22 yes! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 ME VS STAR · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 dudes one miss away from tracking down danhausen · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 ofc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 im trying to pass but im too shit </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 JAMIRO DRAFT SCOK · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 i wanna see this star draft stock · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

swept by the mavs ive seen enough

fuck

2026-06-22 KILL ARCADIUS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

2026-06-22 trae young ahh defense goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 he did score 7000 points at once · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

seems doable

who've you got at the 5

oh shit

who've you got alongside him

damn that booker window is closing

what year we in

what era

what team

fair

what mode

THEY GAVE OUR GOALIE LAXATIVES

DO SOMETHING

REF

2026-06-22 a fair few yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 almost had ur ass star · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 does he know ur banned and why ur banned tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i think jovin can sway a lot more folks than i can

talk to jovin and see about ur eligibility for the league

whens the last time u appealed

sucks to say

then i think it may be a lost cause

theres a ban appeal thing on the website i believe

i cant

danhausen's a c**t

good

2026-06-22 fuck i would too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

which slur was it

why are u ip banned..

that was a good save

you, my good sir, are butt

2026-06-22 why cant u access ponce dc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WOW

ponce puck discord

u submit ur steam id

dont know it

which 2 songs

whats urs

arcadius is using a fucking jamiroquai song

WTF

ARCADIUS

WOAH

im drafting myself 9 times

2026-06-22 nice shot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

not at all

of all the things you couldve done, i did not expect that

i just use a dutch song for now

its in the system

2026-06-22 statpad like finnie be goated like arcadius · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-22 look at statpaddie bro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

are you indian or do you just like the warriors

im looking at finnie and arc fs

i wish there was a fucking challenger combine lol

idk it depends on whos available

no one's a lock yet tbf

2026-06-22 what · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

dude after seeing that goalie on my team i need to score 9 to be safe

thats why there was a spot

okay

2026-06-22 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-22 @bagginz i dont know if ur on this team · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-22 the post beat me · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ggs

well morgan's draft stock is helped

just play til they say stop

we'll see

2026-06-22 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-22 theyre gonna let us just hang here · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-22 idek at this poinjt · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-22 we won by the "last goal wins" rule · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

WTF

2026-06-21 im anti bibly · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

they traded nexus to the kraken for a pick

wheres nexus

2026-06-21 gtg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i gotta have national pride

its the world cup

i love my song

</3

2026-06-21 hes no longer their G </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nvm

im gonna keep letting their G play the puck bro

is their goalie fent folding

2026-06-21 WOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

says you

2026-06-21 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wow

CLEAR IT

2026-06-21 7 u gotta stay D man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 im gonna say green? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 can you stop getting interference calls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

bro

REF THATS A 5 MIN MAJOR

REF

bros mad i wanna play with my favorite people in puck

2026-06-21 red please take me back bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i miss red </3

2026-06-21 no the one i got over you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

fnc you see that chip i got on you?

im supposed to be doing my laundry rn

SORRY

whatd i do

whats up

jamiroquailover draft stock is DOWN

2026-06-21 are they gonna give out pphl manager tags too or nah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

that fucker

he has the fucking pphl staff tag

2026-06-21 im off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs

2026-06-21 I DESERVE AN APPLE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 yay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

if someone joins, lie and say tis finnies spot

i gotta message finnie

2026-06-21 pls <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i choose water and a time acceleration of 4 billion years

can i take C

2 losses in a row for jamirofraud

damn.

2026-06-21 pass to michael jackson im sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 that was a shitty pass to point but an alright pass to dog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 that was way less a dig at you and more me shitting on fnc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

its like im watching FNC play goalie

2026-06-21 WOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 i needed a coke zero · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im back

2026-06-21 alright im gonna brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 LETS LOCK IN AND BEAT THEIR ASSES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WE ARE RED AND WE ARE PROUD

RED TEAM

@derpyderp u here?

2026-06-21 FNC MASTERCLASS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gotta get in FNC's head

2026-06-21 blue are the only ones that can kick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i hate to say it but i fear kicking gregors may have to happen

@gregors u afk?

guys theres 3 people not actively playing, one of y'all has to be able to G

2026-06-21 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-21 bet · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

derp sub me in

bring it back </3

pls man it was there and now its not

@ponce

petition for the loves jamiroquai tag to come back

2026-06-21 love u derpy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

love u ponce

fuck you dog fuck you fnc fuck you robo fuck you point

what a server

2026-06-20 cya guys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i gtg

justin yk where to hit it

2026-06-20 REF, DIE. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 bro could only score on his own net </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

2026-06-20 wyd · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 can we do justin C and me RW? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 YU FUCKING TRAITOR · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 WELL SHIT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN.

2026-06-20 REF · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 GG · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN

2026-06-20 theyre calling it the worst ebola outbreak in puck history · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

our entire team is gone

2026-06-20 you SCORED · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and it got ruined

didnt realize clock..

2026-06-20 that was a good pass right point · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

OH MY GOD

did everyone have that spike

2026-06-20 damn bro. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fair

guys what are u doing

2026-06-20 ref · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 GGS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 paraguay vs turkiye highlights · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 WOW · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 ggs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

chris paul hits a huge three..

2026-06-20 deserved · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 ERM · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF KILL POINT

SAEND POINT OUTTA HERE

REF

2026-06-20 WHEN DOES IT FUCKING END · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

YOU CANT BE FUCKING SERIOUS

i havent checked my stats in a while

phew

NICEEEE

i am sorry

that was bad

THIS FUCKER

sorry

back

brb

2026-06-20 against japan he just kept cutting in to his right foot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

cody gakpo looked way better today

brian brobbey > ronaldo

i didnt even touch the puck </3

2026-06-20 bet · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

aw <3

who wanna let me in <3

instead of two monitors i now have 1 central monitor in front of me </3

2026-06-20 hi ponce · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yk who could win this game?

MY COUNTRY ACTUALLY COMPETENTLY WON A WORLD CUP GAME <3

2026-06-19 cya guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs

2026-06-19 TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND SHOOT HIM · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

curacao

VIRTUAL INSANITY

MADE OF

FUTURE'S

2026-06-19 guys im sorry but i need this so bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

you should change that song

perfetti

2026-06-19 FUCK I WANT THE SONG SO FUCKING BAD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

DRIVER GAVE ME CTE

2026-06-19 I COULDA HAD A MICHIGAN AND THE SONG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN IT

2026-06-19 THE SONG! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-19 </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

YOU DONG

MY SONG

ARC

wanted the song

2026-06-19 sillymanlag · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-19 you gotta listen to the whole thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

its called 't dondert en 't bliksemt

this is my last one, im gonna go read crime and punishment before bed

im not in a vc

not rn no

we ended up playing in bob and qapples server

2026-06-19 my brains such a blur rn wdym · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

also wdym downtown

no its server wide

i got virtual insanity, that dutch song, and then im tryna get vogue by madonna in

damn they havent added my 3rd goal song yet

not today, srry

donor perks are so nice

its worth it

GGS

well not ANY song but most songs

YES

netherlands!

if i fucked that up i was gonna curl in bed with a book

thank god

ok i need to stop

2026-06-19 im gonna get put in washed unc conversations · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-19 ronaldo vs dr congo ahh jamiroquailover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i just robbed arc so i could do NOTHING

donors get custom songs by request

cus

its a dutch song about it raining beer

YAY MY FUCKASS GOAL SONG IS PLAYING

its satisfying

i did just pick up shoe cleaning though

no im ass at it :(

you clearly have not seen my crocheting

eh im still talking so i guess its not making too much of a dent

can you fucking clear it

hey coast

2026-06-19 does my team chat work or nah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-19 we need a G · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-19 GGS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

HOLY SHIT YES

YES

2026-06-17 fuckin 75 ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i cant play on NY </3

just wish you hadnt been playing like it all game

2026-06-17 ope · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

john interference keeps going offside and xain is a forward at heart

2026-06-17 ?? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 xain you are a defender · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 i just need to start firing em tbh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 I GOT FUCKING HIT DOWN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

REF

what

2k hours spent gooning with puck open in the lobby

you should be better than you are rn

you have like 2000 hours

2026-06-17 i havent even posted on tiktok in 2 weeks · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shut up xain at least i didnt ice it

2026-06-17 after that? yeah send his ass to blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 if blue had anyone other than that tire guy it woulda probably been a blue win · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

point you genius

2026-06-17 sorry boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

OH MY

@tireurfouqc nice turnover lil gup

srry

2026-06-17 what am i looking for · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

huh

2026-06-17 cya guys, sorry again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

the consistent part for these losses has been my shit shooting

still

dude i hit like 1 out of every 10 shots

these losses have been on me, ill head out once final whistle goes

im sorry guys

but this is my last one

i wont ragequit

yeah okay i may be having the worst game of anyone here

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

CMON BOYS LETS DO IT

NVM

PULL

2026-06-17 how am i fucking brazil of germany rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

7 SOG 1 goal </3

2026-06-17 i guess that one wasnt my fault · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING RN

FUCK BRO

2026-06-17 thats on me, i played a shitty pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

idek wtf im doing

2026-06-17 sorry guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man

2026-06-17 i just feel so defeated · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im playing so fucking awfully

idek what to do

2026-06-17 wsp goose · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright start

samsung what we think of free throw

our goalie is peeing

hopefully i dont suck

this is a nice team

2026-06-17 pallet town · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

its blasting

im gonna blast free throw at max volume

im gonna do it this time

right when i locked in for once

2026-06-17 pickleball actually · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

branislav ivanovic

nah bro

BALL KNOWLEDGE FROM FISH

2026-06-17 im just ass rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nah

sorry guys, this is my last one

2026-06-17 but that was nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

whoever blocked my shot, fuck you

2026-06-17 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 i TOTALLY saw the time and DIDNT fuck up a pass to ponce · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 poop nukes ran out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 i did but it played song 2 instead of my song </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

where tf is my goal song

2026-06-17 bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

@sippin

let me go C

2026-06-17 im trying man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 i had my required fiber today · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I DID

I RAN

NEEDED THAT

gonna go shit

2026-06-17 i have to shit so fucking badly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

shirt is going off

</3

just trying shit

idk mnan

shirt goes next

glasses r off

IM JUST GONNA START DOING WHAT WORKS

FUCK ME BRO

IM SO WASHED

euthanize me NOW

2026-06-17 disconnected from backend is a weird way to say pulled out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 starting off with very important people · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 my gf got the free trial and said i need to watch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 sorry was logging into dropout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 sorry wasnt paying attention · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 @ponce pls add a virtual insanity tag <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WOAH

its big P

2026-06-16 cya guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats it for me

made yall have to hear that fuckass song 4 times

2026-06-16 srry tayluh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 idk how the fuck i scored that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 get 't dondert en 't bliksemt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

levels as a goal song? cold

2026-06-16 justin dog vc? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 at least icings off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 unfortunately not clean · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 nah dude u almost had him on the fivehole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

YAY

2026-06-16 prolly cause u got cte from that hit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 whos gonna take one for the team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

when im a forward i just drif

I AM INEVITABLE

GGS

2026-06-16 WELL THATS FORTUNATE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

LAA LAAAAAAAAA, LA LA LA LA LA LA

2026-06-16 DAMN HOOZY FIX UR MODS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 honestly havent posted for a hot sec · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 't dondert en 't bliksemt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 did he get 2 penalties?? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 son · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 SORRY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

2026-06-16 forgot to save changes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

its a buymeacoffee

2026-06-16 to be a donor is 5$ a month · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

kissing each other clearly

wearing it til they give me my tag

cause i coined it for finnie

i have another song as my goal song now

mines 25 lmfao

donors get custom songs so they added it for me

2026-06-15 nah finish the game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 MY JEW POWERS RAN OUT! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

HOW THE FUCK HAS HE DONE THAT

PEN REF

ponce needs my bank account emptied

right defense

wtf

@ipuckyou stop puck chasing and play ur position man, u keep making tskbe do all the work for u

bruh

2026-06-15 cmon RD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

off

REF

2026-06-15 he opened his hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 alright thats it im casting my israeli puck magnet · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 get the ignition remix · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

r kelly

4 OF 13?!

solid game for me

2026-06-15 JEWMIROQUAILOVER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

PUCK DONT LIE

THATS A HIGH STICK AND A DELAY OF GAME

REF

2026-06-15 someone go to red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

5 a month

DONORS GOT CUSTOM GOAL SONGS

VIRTUAL INSANITY

MADE OF

FUTURE'S

2026-06-15 ok wait so icing IS working · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 damn that was my one good shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i shoulda been more patient </3

WOW

NAH IM PISSED

WHO STAYED OFFSIDE

BRO

TY REF

2026-06-15 yeah thats a fair call · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 is this the new puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wait

sorry

2026-06-15 im so ass. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

what a time to go afk

2026-06-15 way too early to pull · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 i finally got rezy his much earned assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 (really hoping you are named after the itysl sketch) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS

2026-06-15 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

BEAUTIFUL

2026-06-15 YEAAAAAA · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 swear to god they should have you do basic math equations before u can play puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

get him out

bro

2026-06-15 can our RD stop being in a different zip code than everyone else · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

caufield ur a d

2026-06-15 HUH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 GG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

OH MY GOD I JUST SNAPPED MY 12 GAME LOSS STREAK

2026-06-15 WHY ISNT IT PLAYING VIRTUAL INSANITY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOAL SONG

2026-06-15 @zath can you give me a "counting or not counting gang violence"? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ill try

im shooting straight trump assassinations the way i keep missing

2026-06-15 i need to go leftie stick. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 dude went offside to type that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

4 stop diving at everything

ive lost my confidence.

2026-06-15 i jumped up to 80 ping </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

BIFTY DOWN

2026-06-15 usually id say me but rezy's fucking cracked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

blue needs a hero

2026-06-15 big P, i need a virtual insanity tag </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 yeah thats it for me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 you guys know i dont ragequit but im fighting the urge · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 im on an 11 game loss streak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 POINT MIGHT KILL ME · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 GONNA USE MY ONE WISH WILLOW TO MAKE MYSELF LESS WASHED · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 I MIGHT KILL POINT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

KILL ME

2026-06-15 centering · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 REF YOU DONKEY · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 OH BOY · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 arbys play D · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

@chester whyd u vote kick

why

OFF

2026-06-15 we all know its 2-2 rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

we were so blatantly robbed bro

WHAT

2026-06-15 ill play leftie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 SON · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

what.

press J

2026-06-15 PLANNED · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 point · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

still winnable

2026-06-15 forehead shooter jamiro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 i only focus on challenger · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

idk

2026-06-15 its 8 for prem 10 for chall · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

wdym 5

fuckin gad

all 9021 of them

point draft stock:

only d1 plays d1

dont know yet

yes

premier drafts first

6 in premier 8 in challenger

in league?

2026-06-15 srry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

SORRY

FUCK

who der

yes

2026-06-15 any donor can have goal song · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

im tryna get vogue by madonna

not yet

feeling out some different songs

2026-06-15 scouts wont be impressed with that one.. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

was changing my icon

unfortunately no

2026-06-15 just got robbed of my goal song :( · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

top left bardown

yes

the one you tipped?

2026-06-15 ill consider a forehead merchant sure · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

(cwosby carrying me rn)

the jami effect

2026-06-15 its preselect but they let you submit songs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

donor

yessir

2026-06-15 the otters are back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

indeed

2026-06-15 is this point with the huge forehead or a different point · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK.

2026-06-15 GG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 OK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

3rd period jamiro

2026-06-15 @puckedup you got wolgemut running in the background? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 hairlines fuckin gone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

no wonder ur forehead is that big

ggs

2026-06-15 THATS OUR GOALIE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

POINT

2026-06-15 COUNT THAT SHIT PONCE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 PAPA PONCE! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

PAPA'S BACK

2026-06-15 WHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

dog cant hear us here

2026-06-15 point can i pls have rw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 I GOT PUSHED IN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WAT THE FUCK

2026-06-15 pls :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

point lemme C

2026-06-15 @justin vc now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 didnt get the Memo Ochoa · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT AN IMAGINARY TIP BY JAMIROQUAILOVER

2026-06-15 @dog vc in the official jamiroquailover discord server sponsored by lockheed martin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHY ARE WE HANDLING WITH 6 SECS ON THE CLOCK

COME ON MAN

2026-06-15 jovin lagging out rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 fnc stay back on cherry watch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 WHO SAVED IT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 THIS DUDE WASNT DOING ANYTHING WITH MY PASSES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

THANK GOD

PLEASE

@dog please

2026-06-15 what i would give to have dog as a passing option rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

dog i miss you.

2026-06-15 positioning of doom and despair tonight · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

just hit it up

2026-06-15 one sec jovin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 ill hop on vc in a sec · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NOOO JOVIN

we need a little pick me up

yeah nvm vs

we got this

nvm

vote start this bro

BUT LIKE GOALIE SPOT

G SPOT

NOT LIKE

WAIT

YEAH I ALSO SAW YOU TAKE POINT'S G SPOT

WTF

OH THANK GOD POINT IS OUR G

2026-06-15 i miss when i was competent · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i miss old atlanta

well that helps

2026-06-15 im panicking. kill me. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 not ur fault but he glitched out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fireball u mind giving nikishin his spot back?

whos in ur pos?

why not ask for spot back

nikishin werent u in??

wyd

2026-06-15 how to get emoji · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 GG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

LETS FUCKING GO

2026-06-15 NAH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NAH

WHAT

THANK GOD

2026-06-15 BEAR · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 HOLY LAG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 @jovin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

HELLO

2026-06-12 :skull: · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 i didnt realize the time </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 kibz is so goated · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 press J · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

great game

i watched the south korea czechia game

22's so chill

those mfs are cracked

i feel for kibz and premium

do it

get a goal

nice hit bean !

2026-06-12 that was the saddest michigan attempt ever · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 bean is the only person who could drag down just how good kibz and premium are · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

:sob:

scoreboard

thats irrelevant

2026-06-12 shes been calling you a weirdo in team chat for the past 20 mins · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 i dont think you hear yourself · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah

you're just being a fucking asshole for no reason

howd she chirp you

you can.

second off, you told her you're her daddy

first off, she

"your teams losing because of you brexy btw"

2026-06-12 thats why · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ur a weirdo

and then as soon as people make you look half competent you cant shut the fuck up

you always bitch when the people that carry you leave

bean

what a defensive shift from bean there

2026-06-12 love to be red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 next whistle switch · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

@puckpirate let us have brexy in net pls

2026-06-12 ggs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 justin, dog, brex, get in my servers VC · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

5 you gotta find your own space, itll make the game flow so well

2026-06-12 dog go LD, ill go rw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

justin C

@justin

wait for him to wake up </3

@justin get in for tkachuk

anyone on this team willing to give up their spot for justin? me and him usually get goals for fun together

fuck you

thats weird

????

thats so unfair

fuck bro i was gonna get that too

2026-06-12 LMFAOOOO · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

@justin we need ya

YAY

has voted to kill #58 Dog (1/6)

2026-06-12 im just lucky rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 that was a mean shot im sorry brex · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 oh my · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 the issue is i keep trying a michy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 alr im done trying to embarass brexy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

yowch

2026-06-12 was hoping brex would dash with u · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that was the saddest wraparound ive ever scored

2026-06-12 its single goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

wyv stay goalie for now

2026-06-12 where the fuck did goalie go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

woah

2026-06-12 testicles · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-12 what green heart mean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 fuuuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

stay in net trust

2026-06-11 GOD DAMN IT POINT USE YOUR FOREHEAD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

BIG ASS FOREHEAD

2026-06-11 has voted to ban #84 Justin (1/6) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 its just not the same when its not justin jovin jami · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 VS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 VC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

JUSTIN GET IN V

2026-06-11 i clipped that shit too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

they were in the presence of jamiroquailover

2026-06-11 G was spawning in </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

come hya

@jovin

2026-06-11 i wouldnt have let that happen btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sponsored by kalshi

calling it by its full legal name

@jovin get in vc in the Jami's Puckapalooza server

jamir o'quai l'over

jamiroquai lover :(

how dare you

this calls for a voice chat in the Official Jamiroquailover Puck Discord Server sponsored by Guitar Center

2026-06-11 ill be back in 30 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 ill get back in the center · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 damn it i wanted to be a good team player · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

17 is on my ass in the center

2026-06-11 I WANTED THAT SO BAD · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

NOOOOO

2026-06-11 trust, hit jovin on the right boards · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 WHAT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 my lag is not very nice to me rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 dogshit form me, my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 WOW · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fucking atlanta servers

did we all have that spike or just me

2026-06-11 thanks · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

someone lemme in to win this game

i have like 30 mins but bro my spectrum fucking nuked itself

2026-06-11 @iltar take my spot, ill hop in spec rq to take care of some emails · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 YOU KNEW?1 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

IM A MANAGER AGAIN!

2026-06-11 bro </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-11 jovin we have the same tag · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

THE FUCK

WHAT

yuck

who the fuck is scoobysnax

2026-06-11 ITS BEAR! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

pidge aint pullin>

2026-06-11 has voted to do very kinky things to #58 Finnie (5/6) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WAHT

2026-06-11 HEDBOMB · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

where tf is our goalie

2026-06-11 this was caused by the exact opposite of that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

man my right bicep hurts like a bitch rn

2026-06-11 yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

YES

2026-06-11 yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

whys my donor tag not syncing

2026-06-11 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yay

for why

what ideas do we have

2026-06-09 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 let it finish im hoppin off after · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 YOU DONT SAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 RAHH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

THAT FUCKING FOREHEAD AGAIN

2026-06-09 FUCKING MOVE YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD OUT THE FUCKING WAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 YOU TRIED TO BUTTFUCK OUR GOALIE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 KILL ME TIMES 2 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

KILL ME

2026-06-09 L · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 we wanna trade point for the blue goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

its further than i usually get

HE IS!

7 you may be a passer but are you a counter?

2026-06-09 who ginted </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

DAMN IT

just start spamming shots at the net, ill be there

2026-06-09 power play doesnt hurt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

85 stay a bit more defense oriented

whos rd

2026-06-09 bro. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

130 PING SPIKE

i want that michy so bad

2026-06-09 (sorry) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

HAHA

2026-06-09 oh sick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ctrl to butterfly, double tap A and D to dash

controls are:

but oh well

gn dog

i wouldnt recommend goalie in ponce if ur new

giroux

ggs

just cause hes new and not good doesnt mean hes gotta get kicked

why are we in their zone

dude

if trout was playing we wouldve won

dog was GONE

well that makes sense

finally the net was just empty enough

2026-06-09 it was really awkard · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

in my defense

bruh

2026-06-09 THEY FUCKIN LIFTED ME · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

no me

came in too hot

michigan of doom, gloom, and one big boom

2026-06-09 JAMIROQUAILOVER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i might just go full pipes and start shouting my own name

2026-06-09 ill be there for tips · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK I GOT PUSHED

2026-06-09 GOD ANOTHER SILLY NAME CHANGE? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

why is silly just in a vc by himself

2026-06-09 i guess ill bail lutty out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

aaaalright

GOAL

2026-06-09 off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

good shit dude

well shit you just got an assist on an OT winner as a new player

2026-06-09 @giroux are u new? use Y to type · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 sens giroux clearly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-09 dog got an assist against dog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

dog you wanna cover right board ill cover left board and let chug handle puck?

2026-06-09 ITS DOG #1 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

OH MY GOD

yowch

2026-06-09 tell you what, i had two spots to aim for and i aimed for the secret third option · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

OH MY

2026-06-09 i gotchu · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

a second dog has hit ponce atlanta

wait so dog #28 just to confirm, you are not dog #58, the admin, right

IS THIS DOG DOG OR IS THIS ANOTHER DOG

WAIT

YAY

what a pass by sludson slutz

GODDAMN JEFF YOU CAME IN WITH SOME FORCE

2026-06-09 GET IN NET · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

SLUTTY

2v2*

wait for 1 more, i can probably single goalie but then we got a 2v1

2026-06-09 i feared so · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

</3

are the servers really bad or is my wifi really bad

2026-06-09 are you lagging or do i need to bomb spectrum · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-06-07 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 HI SKINNER · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 im down · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 vw · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

we're a man down

2026-06-07 🫃 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 gtg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-07 my pug popped · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-07 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i post reels n stuff

can

at least you didnt score an own goal in the double overtime of the stanley cup finals

happens

2026-06-07 NICE PASS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

AYYY

i didnt score anyways

kinda mad gafurix hasnt added a tutorial yet

i was gonna tell him the controls

trust me i think ur too good to get posted with the way i fuck up at times

2026-06-06 AYY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-06 im ur guy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

@blue you know u want me <3

2026-06-06 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

rip boubou

2026-06-06 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 C**T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

REF

2026-06-06 kissing · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

compadjust

2026-06-06 FARF · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 not as tuff as my puck luck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ggs

fart wasnt aerodynamic enough

2026-06-06 fart is gassed · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

here comes fart

2026-06-06 thank fucking god · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

FUCK

2026-06-06 they kinda right · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

haters said i was washed

2026-06-06 mexican but no memo ochoa · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 yes · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 hi · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 gotta uninstll compadjust · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 pls :( · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

MOVE

@farf

2026-06-06 its cursed · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

happens

2026-06-06 im already in herm · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 GGS · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-06 wait do i HAVE to reinstall those · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-06 gotta rejoin my puck is too big · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-06 its the ESC to close menu mod · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh shit theres a mod for it

PRESS TAB

CRIMINAL

2026-06-06 #Hiroshima · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

#FuckYouFNC

if crim's reppin blue im reppin red

how tf are u at 75

also blew money on a PS5 and a new pc a couple months ago.. now i cant play half the games i bought cause the latency sucks

im just annoyed cause i used to be on 25 ping for atl, now im up to 42

ethernet makes no difference with this bullshit

not even

so we went to spectrum, which is cable wifi.

they wanted us to go to a more expensive plan that gave us less

im just so annoyed cause we were with at&t fiber, they couldnt provide what they offered

i switched already

spectrum fuckin pisses me off so much

ty ima switch wifis hold up

i was in denver </3

2026-06-05 cya guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats it for me

2026-06-05 mcdih go back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

goalie couldnt save a slice

goalie couldnt save a file

goalie sold the clip by being a statue

ykw thats the first time i pulled that move off

2026-06-05 seider and paladin had to kiss first · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

we got there

well

dude just did my signature move

2026-06-05 send me to jail · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 ?! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 ima be so fr i just didnt expect to get that far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 97 was lost </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 i got one more in me before fifa content refreshes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh my

2026-06-05 i gotta stop gaslighting myself into thinking i can handle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 5 bucks a month · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 oh well · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 cya guys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright thats it for me

2026-06-05 kms · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuckin lagged

gonna heave that shit

ill wait for tomato to pull

oh fuck

2026-06-05 that shit was wisconsn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that shit wasnt even close to a michigan

WARRA MICHIGAN

im banning finnie

thats it

gracias hijo de gordito

2026-06-05 saw the vision · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 FINALLY I FUCKING DO SOMETHING · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FINALLY

2026-06-05 LD pls · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

guys i think this is my last one

i feel like james harden in an elimination game the way i cant score for shit

2026-06-05 i havent scored tonight have i · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I CANT HIT EMPTY NETS

wAIT

this mf cant hit an empty net but he can do that?!

2026-06-05 redemption · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 that too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah okay thats ending up on reels

2026-06-05 IM GOIN GLASSES OFF · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 i sure as hell hope you arent learning from them because i am a bit atrocious · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats it im banning jovin

that melina dude was pissing me off

we'll have tomato SG

finally

finally bro

why are you pulling and just sitting in their zone

BRO

2026-06-05 dont pull yet · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 unfortunate but no icing now · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 if we shut em down there we should have it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

also the cherries

theyre trying to force the puck to melina so he plays it

thomas stick back and claim icing calls

2026-06-05 why are we nice shotting our own guy after a miss </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

PLEASE

2026-06-05 shaqing* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

theyre literally hack-a-shacking

idek what to say

melina release it earlier

full honesty im a fucking disaster rn, what do i need to do to improve this game

2026-06-05 is this the usual thomas??/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 can you let me take it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

bruh

2026-06-05 look at bear being racist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

BOOOOM

id be ok with that

2026-06-05 who was it that used frontier · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

sorry

this was my warmup game

2026-06-05 waterloo may not be the song for rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

we went from at&t quantum fiber bullshit to spectrum

might have to talk to my parents about frontier

2026-06-05 ltr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 somehow spectrum just keeps getting worse · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i hate this lag sm

2026-06-05 allat for what · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 i needa get music on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 ouch · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

VIRTUAL FINSANITY

ill go rd but play more F

2026-06-05 god fucking damn it bear · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah thats it im gonna stop kissing finnie

2026-06-05 im so rusty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 melina's grabbin a vape · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

wait

has voted to trade #18 Thomas to Red (1/6)

its cause im here and finnie didnt want me to win

bet

i can sub in then yeah

not at all

anyone mind giving up a spot at the next whistle? i wanna win really bad

blue doesnt want me to win this game for them

we need a jamiro-hero

vids

gotta stop watchin my bids

2026-06-05 @finnie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

my wifi fucking nuked itself

2026-06-05 bet · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-05 HI!!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

OH WAIT EVANGELISTA IS HERE TOO

5 skaters max per team

i cant

im banning jovin

thats it

who the fuck is finnie

man they just let anyone in here huh

2026-06-03 im goin off after this one · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 the bleh mod where u ragequit at 6-1 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 i think so · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

shots from my half

bear remember when u told me to keep trying those

2026-06-03 ggs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 REF · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 @bear blue · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 has voted to hang #24 Krog (1/6) · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 fincent · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

oh whatever team, we're gonna scramble

get jovin to invite u

2026-06-03 get in vc you cuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

krog

2026-06-03 ill cum on lutty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-03 MRTRUTH AHH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-03 sent the inv · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes pls

lutty is there as well

lemme inv u

i made a server so the chill ppl in ponce can vc

im getting jovin and a couple other folks on rn

ill get lutty in here

didnt realize til you saw the atrocious handles

2026-06-03 wsp gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 time to die · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats it for me

alright

2026-05-28 giuseppe · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright thats it im revealing jovin's real name

clearly the issue is that im passing

oh my

got scored on by a CONTENT CREATOR

unfortunate

2026-05-28 KILL DOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

2026-05-28 not making contact · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 COUNT IT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

2026-05-28 driver stick to left boards · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 press j · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

#JamiClairvoyant

dog you said bruh, i dont see you saying bruh now!!

2026-05-28 GOOD CALL REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 mb there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

was hoping to catch him off guard

2026-05-28 i blocked that shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sorry bear

2026-05-28 sonion rings :sob: 🫃 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

was tryna use dog as a wall

2026-05-28 son 🫃 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

son :sob:

So you see

notable passer skaterx nullifies cavy

its us 6 vs skaterx

jovin just said "that was my assist"

fuck you fnc

2026-05-28 INSTANT CONNECTION · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

srry mb

vote start

mods didnt load

driver gimme back

did only florida folks crash??

2026-05-28 6v6 just fucking crashed on us · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 hi dog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

howd skater get there that fast

2026-05-28 closed the window for mic issues · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mic issues

didnt clip it

2026-05-28 mwah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 bear kiss me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

texas stay LD

id rather be C

no worries im bad at RD if u want it

im good in front of net

80 do u want RD?

2026-05-28 no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

but wow

2026-05-28 i am a bum · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

9 SOG and 0 goals

2026-05-28 yay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

jovin yappy time?

jovin yapvin?

fuck your shutout @fnc

2026-05-28 well i could at least ruin FNC/s shutty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i could make this comeback happen

ilyt

ello

2026-05-28 losing em clearly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

was texting the dude from arms length

sorry guys

2026-05-28 im lagging so bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

please dont bleh us

NOOOO

FINNIE COULDNT SHOOT IT

HA HA

FINNIE MISSED

aHA HA

2026-05-28 an yngwie fan? sick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-28 i love justin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

are we hating on justin

im a good goalie

2026-05-27 ill be back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

bro

2026-05-27 let justin go C · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

12 trust me

jami lock in time

i knew it was too good to be true

back

brb

WHAT

REF

2026-05-27 mine too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes!

was waiting for you at backdoor

bro didnt trust icyhot?

2026-05-27 been playing NY all day · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 let justin go C · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 bro </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

me!

20 seconds

2026-05-27 brbb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 idk i lost it with the new update · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 LITTLE HIGH LITTLE HARD · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

MY BAD

2026-05-27 and realized · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i left moisturizer open

sorry guys

2026-05-27 **FOLLOW @JAMIROQUAILOVERPUCK ON INSTA OR @JAMIROQUAILOVER94 ON TIKTOK BYEBYE** · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

anywho bye guys

1 more shower til st pattys day!

oh.

infl

but brexy u know where to find me

FUCK YOU

i got new bath and body works product

im migrating my ass into the shower

YOU FUCKER!

2026-05-27 here comes the son :sob: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 its harley · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

FUCK

2026-05-27 DESERVED · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

BULLSHIT

fineee

only scores on goalies that cannot react fast enough

galch is like ronaldo in the saudi league

2026-05-27 brexy gets it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

we should have puckers play dress to impress

2026-05-27 go netherlands baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

who y'all got as ur team in the world cup

2026-05-27 NO? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

this dude is on a list for sure

we want the spurs to win

whos we

fuck shaisis

YES

2026-05-27 trump hates hispanics cause latinas fuck better than his dog wife ever could · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brex its time to follow me on tiktok or insta

chim panzees

charlie puth

crystal palace!

ill lay brexy out on the ice

fucking cpsniper just escalated that shit to a point of uniting us all

holy shit

i personally think osama bin laden was evil

2026-05-27 galch when he has to face a competent defense and goaltender instead of loon on 80 ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 galch wants to bang our goalie wtf bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 blue cant handle SexyBrexyHockey · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i justin'd justin

me2

brexy slept with the ref

good call ref

2026-05-27 shameless. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 thats justin sane · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you guys have 10 mins to make up a 2 goal gap

OUR GOALIE LET IN 5 AND RAGEQUIT

WE GOT JAMI TERRORIST PUCK

I GOTCHU BREX

2026-05-27 ill keep going right · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you cant stop him now

yeah but i pissed justin off

2026-05-27 might have to stop posting anti justin propaganda · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ill clip it

DAMN

justin ima just farm whistles for us

can i kiss justin

2026-05-27 he needs a fresh start · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

loon

im gonna end it

im sorry

oh boy

dudes just feeding me content

theres justin!

im a multiplatform puck influencer

im on tiktok too

brexy its time to follow jamiroquailoverpuck

brex cmere

2026-05-27 just ruined loon's anti-shutout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 SORRY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

FUCK THATS ME

2026-05-27 neither of us were banking on loon fucking it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 srry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i hit two shots and suddenly i think i can hit any shot

2026-05-27 her · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well

REF DO SOMETHING

2026-05-27 70 ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i can hardly play in NY

2026-05-27 everyone wants me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 good start · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

smack those shots as hard as u can

how are u not whacking it

im at 0.412 at 8000 dpi

jesus christ

ITS AT 1?!

WHAT

whats ur stick sensitivity at

brex

WHAT HAPPENED

WE MADE MARK GO INSANE

you fuckers we literally demolished them every game

what the fuck happened

oh my god

IM BACK

2026-05-27 @anderdingus take my spot i gotta brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 stick back between the middle red line and our blue line · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fnc ur on cherrypick watch

2026-05-27 at least until we get a 5th · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brexy stick back and watch mark

its a team of fucking crashouts but theyve got mark cherrypicking

cmon guys

take whistles

2026-05-27 spot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@fnc

2026-05-27 we're playing far too ethical · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

jamiroquailover unethical puck masterclass

2026-05-27 cant do that @markb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 THEY ICED IT?! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

WOOOOOOOW

im gonna keep pissing them off

we're so locked in

twas bouncy

2026-05-27 i did clip it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 tbf we almost got a break · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

great pass brex

2026-05-27 that was a shot fyi @markb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 i know for a fact crabby has seen me shoot from my own half · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you know me you kniw it was

that was a shot

2026-05-27 AGAIN? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i just want the knights to lose

neutral about the avs, hate the knights

not surprised but not pleased

2026-05-27 my stick's really sensitive so i can just send the shots · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lie*

i just started playing purely to take the wind out of their sails i cant le

ggs

2026-05-27 ill play haram puck and sit back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 almost worked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hit me when you wanna

faking afk

THEYRE CHERRYPICKIN

WATCH OUT

also after the penalty is over ill fake afk

whack that shit up as hard as you can

icing is off for us now

2026-05-27 BREXYSEXYHOCKEY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 jamiroquailover actually hit the back of the net challenge · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 icing simulator? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

same

2026-05-27 i dont · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nvm

2026-05-27 why not · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 find the G · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

JAMIROQUAILOVER TERRORISM PUCK

2026-05-27 BREXY POINTS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 oh nah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 etsy witch curse · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Pipes!!

the five hole has been posted

WHOLE BLUE TEAM IN ONE PLACE

2026-05-27 ALL OF US · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oh the red team is fucking alright

2026-05-27 which one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oooo

im going to denver tmrw

me neither bro

this deserves jamiroquai

ykw

for context its me five-holing @brexy

what song do i use

gonna get a clip posted rq

hallo

2026-05-27 my content is great, it is worth it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bye guys!

anywho brexy YOU should be following my insta

that wouldnt work

well

just pretend brexy's a dude then

brexy will give you some pipes if you follow me ye

please im really bad at instagram

**FOLLOW @JAMIROQUAILOVERPUCK ON INSTA**

may be back later

i gotta go eat

ggs

2026-05-27 CANT DO THAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i would say you did

well

they know a latina is about to throw a flip flop at them

2026-05-27 -aristotle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the tightest holes are the best to enter

TABARNAK SCOTT

WOW

2026-05-27 friends and family discount · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im brexy's agent, pay her 35,000$ and she will do it @ye

2026-05-27 has voted to pipe #18 Pipes (1/6) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ill pipe pipes

almost caught him typing

my ovulation joke did not land

im ovi-lating

my stick is high

FUCK YEAH PHIL

nvm..

hit me up here

im not actually afk

2026-05-27 BITCH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

LETS FUCKING GO

you forgot something

scott

NVM FUCK YOU PERGY

(sorryy)

FUCK YOU PERGY

feels better if its curved

o block

BREXY JAMI D-PAIR

@everyone come to atlanta with me <3

can we get atlanta popping :(

FUCK

FYUCJ

FYCH;ILASHFOIUFLA

mamaguevo

weve killed margaret thatcher

we'

2026-05-27 if we win im piping pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shes elon musks mom

lesotho-adjacent baddie

you said mexican

central american...

im a european baddie

more american than me

fuck i want taco bell

i think im at 15 guitars

PHILIP

i win

i also have 1 red one

i love purple

i have 2 purple guitars

blushing cause of pipes

2026-05-27 my stick is high · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

love u pipes

assuming i get commission

ill use code jamiro

musicians dont make much

im brokme

i cant find the g line

2026-05-27 means you get 7 minutes of jami heaven · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ily pipes

well you wont notice til u have a stick in ur hands

NICE SHOT FRENCHIE

ive seen it

brexy is fucking packing

no curve for me

what if i did 0 100 100 100

changed it

do you guys like my stick curve

ILL PLAY WITH A 100 100 100 100

HERE

brick says the curve feels better

./curve 0 0 0 0

i just dont enjoy the stick curve

bouncy puch

my ass is curved enough

i dont use curve

im so bad on NY ping

BREXY?!

ily!

what

goodbye bick

keep getting illegal faceoffs

FUCK YOU ROBO

ill pipe pipes

bro cant even get a fucking spot

fuck offsidephil

my impressionist work is great

oui oui i am scott tabarnak the puck went over my head

i need the canes to win because i hate carter hart

avs in 9!

2026-05-27 ouuu im scott oui oui i take puck tabarnak · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

taking my puck all frenchie'd up

fucking frenchie

75 ping's fuckin me up

SNIGBOOP

is everyone just not gonna be patient and let pergy in

2026-05-27 cause hes french · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gimme rw brick

2026-05-27 I LITERALLY PASSED IT TO YOU · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

die

2026-05-27 its okay that was my one good pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

how much time left

boooo

wait what happens if i take C

if you want, next whistle i can come in as G and then just pull

pipes are u a good skater

2026-05-27 a jamiro-hero · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

blue we need a hero

2026-05-27 this is a blue team i gotta get on · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

SNOOP GOAL

ive BEEN here for 5 minutes

the man who never presses

if only you guys had jamiroquailover

2026-05-27 the mysterious third secret · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

they can only find out one way

its juicy

you sure?

red if you score an own goal ill tell you guys brick's darkest secret

2026-05-27 has voted to trade #44 Brick to the Vancouver Canucks (1/6) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 bick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hello bich

2026-05-27 GTG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FOR THE WIN

CHEECH

might actually hop off after this tbh srry

2026-05-27 in a few · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 didnt clip it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

OH MY GOD

JAMIROWASHED

2026-05-27 GO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 COUNT THE PLAYERS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

YOU FUCKER

NOO

CHEECHOO

sup ao

on 8000 dpi

2026-05-27 im running .412 sens · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

its what i do

2026-05-27 lutty's getting exposed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

this is the one time i want sam bennett in the playoffs

fucking sex offender ass goalie

carter hart couldnt ask

it will be

has voted to bang #38 LUTTY (1/3)

thats chill

where was that earlier

2026-05-27 uh oh! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ima get those 3 snipes on u earlier posted

SLUTTY

is that the flag of qatar

2026-05-27 vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i usually miss those

fuck it

2026-05-27 @point hows the alfredo coming along · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ill stay

hello zip

well

goodnight my krogalicious boy

nukemississippi

❤️

that was kinda crazy

2026-05-27 IM GONNA NEUK NUKE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

THE DUTCH WORD FOR FUCK IS NEUK

NUKE TO JAMI

enemies to lovers

NUKE SCORED AND I ASSISTED

HOLY FUCK

2026-05-27 ref is homophobic · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

kissing each other

fucking osama bin somnia bro

im hard

2026-05-27 you guyys cant do that!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nuke

so is nuje

nvm

point are u good comin back later

are point and whale afk

three people taking up server space and not one playing goalie

dude

SOMOENE GOALE

@ZIP

@POINT

@WHALESHTHOCKEY

2026-05-27 IF ONLY CALE MAKAR COULDVE SCORED IN A CALE MAKAR JERSEY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i scored in a cale makar jersey

wow

2026-05-27 i think this cale makar jersey is stopping me from making an impact · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 FUCK MY LIFE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

has voted to make #2 Iltar believe in himself (1/6)

DOUBLE FUCK!

FUCK!

let it be a SO

2026-05-27 bruh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

off

2026-05-27 stay awake krog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

THEY TOUCHED THAT

2026-05-27 KROG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

not my best shot

was gonna be in denver thursday too </3

its my fault im wearing my makar jersey

krogs got me in all positions

2026-05-27 fuckin donut · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

woah where was the RD

2026-05-27 mfs will say we cant let jami clip us meanwhile my clips are lowlights · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

my only clips will be lowlights

trust me

has voted to euthanize #94 jamiroquailover (1/6)

2026-05-27 ew · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wait im rd

YAY

2026-05-27 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 jamiro "can handle sometimes but not too well" quailover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 this is my last one anyways · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 OR ELSE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 alr lets just wait a sec for one more · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

goodbye slutty

if i didnt accidentally leave that first star woulda been mine

2026-05-27 im not letting zamboner win · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

only took zamboner 35 missed pass opportunities

sorry arc

2026-05-27 zamboner wont pass to his teammates but he sure will take it from his teammates · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i thought i got past ya faster

sorry bear

2026-05-27 whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 spot back pls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 will join in a sec · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

bear with a lethal 360

jovin wanna yap?

2026-05-27 thank god we have 3 goals already eh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

was tryna hit bear mb

JOVIN IT

FUCK!

2026-05-27 i guess i just.. blue myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i love how we're just used to zamboner not passing

2026-05-27 its thomas! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 REF! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

cant believe jovin just did that

2026-05-27 we'll take it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

GOOD CALL REF

FUCK

jamiroquailover simulators

i will

i will jesus

i had a nice view

2026-05-27 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i am **not** packing my makar jersey

sister lives there

im literally gonna be in coloradon thursday

2026-05-27 jesus was open </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 i blame the fact an atmosphere song came on and it was shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-27 YOU FUCKING DONUT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

sorry jesus

GOD DAMN YOU JERKIN GOALIE!

blake shelton's lil country bar

come see me on july 25th @ ole red

jovin how far out from idrive are u

i dont know how to play but ill happily get in and learn

ok we're good

brb

whys the puck big

I MAY NOT

FUCK

jovin if theres a whistle... may i?

vanilla pilled

do u guys want me to score :3

get me in hya

okay pal

i have 4086 SOG in 1220 games </3

2026-05-27 imagine if they had the 5 SOG a game merchant · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

red team wingers have 0 SOGs combined

i could win this game in a minute

i could fuckin score

we got denied a Jovin Bomb

2026-05-27 off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

they got me courtside

cavy is the only cavalier-adjacent human that made an impact this past week

2026-05-27 zamboner's gotta stop watching hotdogman clips and pass the puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

imagine if red had JAMIROQUAILOVER

atmosphere is like if gym class heroes was 35 times better

2026-05-27 in orlando... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

theyre going to warped tour this year

i fw yesterday

atmosphere like the rap artist?

wtf is that

what should i listen to

got my own music

this is why i dont use the sound mod

mmm no justin to bully

2026-05-26 EVERYONE BETTER! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

adios

for those who care

@jamiroquailoverpuck

im off to bed

lets play give me the puck

im boutta earn that follow

brexy stay net

2026-05-26 scares are bound to happen · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 its what i do best · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes

todays smell of choice: strawberry pound cake

yes

REF

SANITIZED

2026-05-26 sanitizing my hands w bath and body works · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

time for my secret weapon

2026-05-26 smith when he has to dangle through a whole team vs smith when he has to play a simple pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 my head is killing me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 its high quality clips · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

you gotta follow now

alright brex

if i score brexy has to follow my puck account

no i gotta score

done

thats what i need to do?

follow @jamiroquailoverpuck on insta all

great

same im tryna secure brexy and twink

that coulda been brexy's follow

how do i get twink and brex

@jamiroquailoverpuck

now i gotta get twink and brex

thats derpy secured

sure

will 10 tix in the year 2016 help?

i can

what do i have to do to convince u guys

follow @jamiroquailoverpuck on insta

everyone

BrexSexHockey wins

2026-05-26 smith's actually good · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 get over here twink · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

just come back

twink

#NotAHighStick

PUCK DONT LIE

AY DIOS

el gordito magnifico

gourde more like gordo

power play goal!

2026-05-26 best denied goal i ever had · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

brexy sucking

2026-05-26 brex we might need u G · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

couldnt handle a latina

ungar got lost in the BrexSexHockey

OH NO

2026-05-26 blue cant handle BrexSexHockey · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 not wanting brexy to get it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

look at justin

omg.

2026-05-26 BREX :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

REF

WE GOT BREXY SEXY HOCKEY

BREXY HOLY SHIT

BREXY SCORED

BREXY GOAL

DSJAJDJASFJFSJAJFS

PRESS J

toasters reskin manager

ahhh

bro justin'd it

HERE

marner was pressing in srry

2026-05-26 brexy doesnt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

you are welcome

justin

solar bears is where ive seen him

its fine

solar bears legend let one in

damnit

you got clipped

justin

idk im listening to tough love by arms length

justin when he gets a pass from me </3

if justin could shoot itd be 6-0

both are right

you know whos always on? (my lap)

2026-05-26 i only have like 500 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

brexy trust just whack that shit towards the net

instagram influences jamiroquailover SUCKS

breaking news

you are on the team

i said this whole team

ill caress this whole team

YES

i love eating box

REF

i gave u one back :>

thats even better than a great pass justin

thats where justin gets it :D

butt indeed

justin puts his stick in my mouth when i fuck up a pass

sorry </3

im a demon for justin

got arms length on

I NEED NEW MUSIC

2026-05-26 WE GOT CONNOR UNGAR · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i got ethel on in the backgroun

2026-05-26 theyll do something · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

HELLE IS FREE FROM ANGUISH

2026-05-26 im taking lots of shots in the locker room · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and THATS a call?!

I JUST SAW HER LIVE

ILY

LFG AHO

anyone fw ethel cain

what about mommy (me)

REF

justin </3

2026-05-26 hit me right · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

BULLSHIT

yeah im feeling it rn

LFG

GO MY SCARAB REFERENCED

isnt it nucleic

yo quiero sexo con justin

2026-05-26 ok wait NOW hit me right · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hit me right

2026-05-26 im good sometimes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 wait · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WOW

2026-05-26 pass to helley · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

bro got a manzana

cum on my back season?

2026-05-26 goddamnit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 ok i didnt got it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 aho go stand in the crease and hit dobes bud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

just have 20 skate bro

LMFAO

2026-05-26 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

YOU FUCKING TWAT

REF

fuck me bro

fuck

make them gay

computa

too much press on me i fear

not a wings person

i love you

brexy is brexit the way she shuts u guys out

forgor

oil up

who was off

SWITCH

@HELLEBUYCK

SWITCH!

HELLE

aho can we have helle

OH YEAH

not like that brexy

fuck it just keep hitting me

2026-05-26 why is it gone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i would say semen demon

brexy do u wanna address ur old usernames

oh!

justin u know it

2026-05-26 oh god · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

only 1.8 GAA

nvm

brexy ur goalie stats are lowkey cracked

YAY

i got you!

2026-05-26 NOOO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

SLUTSTIN!

ooooo scissor me timbers

brexy ima get u

FUCK TOO HIGH

i guess kibz takes my love after all

brexy i fear you just got exposed

2026-05-26 VAMOS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

SOY EL MATADOR QUE LE TIENE UN PENE PEQUENISSIMO!!!

GET SHORTIE'D ON PAL

RUSH OUT AGAIN ILL DO THAT SHIT AGAIN

BITCH

LETS FUCKING GO

pavel pls say u were in fact referring to the south park episode the losing edge

ISNT THIS AMERICA?

el matador de azul

no bueno

uh oh

ill be here all night

soy pregunto!!

wanna see my impression of a mormon saying shes pregnant in spanish

me after kibz

i love shitty internet tests

dont wanna

i havent tkaen it in a while

an F

WAIT YAY

WrongHoleBandit

thats how me and kibz got around

ahh theres other holes

if we're going latin id rather go los prisioneros

what should i listen to guys

2026-05-26 id argue me and kibz were quite gay for one another · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

heated poncery

prep that five hole

brexy

press J

te amo siempre mi hombre linda

mi vida

mi fuego

adios mi amor

cya kibz

movies is literally where taylor swift's only good post-2012 song came from

the movies

the soundtrakc

its a test that got popularized after 50 shades of grey got famous

will do

YAY

FUCK

thats what she said

no elaboration

we both got switches on the bdsm test

meaning he no longer gets me as free use

kibz you lost free use privileges

poopjock hates women

oh god

sorry i saw their G being a dumbass

same\

that hatty goes to brexy

@celebriniisking be patient gnag

usually i just abuse kibz's hole

sorry for fiveholing you

go blue G

haptic

also brexy is OURS

blues gotta get their own G

GET A WHISTLE

give it a sec

hairy go blue G

2026-05-26 feel like trisha paytas rn the way i need jesus · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

cant do that :(

THAT

CANT

brexy i tried my best for red

FUCK I HAD LIKE NO TIME

GOAT DOWN

keep brexy

whatever happens

the huzz is kibz

im impressing the huzz

man im pulling some moves off

ur our goalie <3

2026-05-26 kibz just got an ass yk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

kibz can present his hole to me any day

cya tommy boy

kibz also didnt try to murder me

kibz my true love

YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE

thomas

you guys just got kibz laid

YOU HOT MAN

KIBZ IM GONNA MAKE OUT WITH YOU

unlike the vegas golden knights, this team respects women

im gonna touch their goalie.

mi novia esta chilena y yo hablo un poco espanol

matame

bro tried to score on his own tendy cause SHES A WOMAN

BARS

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, SERVICE STILL PROVIDED

LETS FUCKING GO

coincidence? i think not

goals youve conceded this game before we found out you were a woman: 0

2026-05-26 i already look better · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-26 we went shirts off socks ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

shirt off

im gonna lock in

2026-05-26 the hit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck you thomas

REF?!

2026-05-26 fucking poopjock · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

who did it

thomas i saw that hit attemot

2026-05-26 PRESS J · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCKERS

PRESS J

i know all of you know how to press J

ok come on guys

PRESS J

🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

****🫃

🫃

yay!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

idek

WTF

fuck

we're all gonna touch butter

:pecan:

:butterpecanbanggettingafreelockerroomcolonoscopy:

im gonna touch you

butter

great beyonce song

oh.

og.

so inspirational

look at me passing the puck man

2026-05-26 realized how far up i was and felt ashamed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

srry pavel

you **are***goalie

you tell me

2026-05-26 ❤️ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

HOLY FUCK

we'll take either premium or thomas pls

has voted to touch #13 Brexy in the locker rooms (1/6)

2026-05-26 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

has voted to kiss Thomas

ONE OF YOU MFS ALMOST ENDED UP ON THE INSTA

FUCK

no i was watching the reel trout sent me

LETS GO

REF YOU FUCKING NONCE

2026-05-26 premium we want u · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh shit wsp premium

trout sent me a reel i need a whistle

2026-05-26 feels like thatd be sick tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

true

sjs should trade for fox

i fucking hate that nuke guy

theres people like that unfortunately

ehh

you guys had a habs fan in OT

scandinavians going #2 hasnt always gone too great... kaapo kakko...

tbf

that helps

i dont think gavin will be a bust like i said but this current leafs front office is not a favorable one to be a part of

its an organization that doesnt know its own identity right now

i just think the leafs are a shit team for him to join

i dont think mckenna will be a bust

nuke just fucking robbed thomas

i feel like sharks trading down to 3-4 would make sense in the terms of a dman but come on, stenberg is generational

only way blues trade up is with robert thomas

it'd make the sharks pretty fucking attractive to join

honestly id go stenberg

ivar is great for the sharks tbh

mckenna is phenomenal

i get it but i still think stenberg is better

american bias is real

if gavin mckenna was named Gavin McIkeaMeatballs, stenberg would be rated higher

stenberg > mckenna

listen

good call

marner are you a vegas fan or just a leafs fan who made a good decision

KIBZ!

THOMAS!

BUTTER!

alright lets see whos here

2026-05-25 i guess?? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

cant do that?

2026-05-25 SOMEONE GET A WHISTLE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

get a whistle

WAIT

2026-05-25 if you wanna practice go to a practice server · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

press J

2026-05-25 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

these stick collisions make no fucking sense

fuck it, pull

alright i would say maybe dont pull at all unless we get back to 1 goal dif

45 secs

2026-05-25 JEREMY </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUUUUCK

2026-05-25 bout damn time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-25 yeah i'd leave too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-25 ?? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

press J

day 300 of arguing that gafurix shouldve added a tutorial

2026-05-25 i mean its a 2v4 at this point · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

john its gonna have to be us

dude joined, made it a 5v3 for skaters and did that

@txticklebeard go red

what is this counting

guys

2026-05-25 wsp john · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-25 MAN I AM SHIT TODAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-25 its carve · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

breeze, pressing c lets you turn faster

2026-05-25 aw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-25 you good helle? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-25 not sure lemme check · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

type /clear

anyone can do that!

2026-05-25 im shit this game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

not at all

how many i got its do i need

LETS FUCKING GO

2026-05-25 yeah no i need some box time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-25 im having such a shit game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

KILL ME

pls set me up

all due respect but this game is just goalie lowlights

okay

ich bin eine scheissekopf

2026-05-25 off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

FUCK YOU

dumb angle, mb

get me set up for some shots from the blue line

2026-05-25 AND WE'RE THE RED TEAM AGAIN! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

WE HAVE A LEAD

HOLY FUCKING SPIKE SORRY

2026-05-25 you being here helps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

trust me

idek what to say

33 secs cmon

2026-05-25 sick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ur G

oh wait

trust me, for skating u wanna practice first

press Y to type btw

@highstickharry is this ur first game?

is this what igor shesterkin feels like every game

2026-05-25 ches </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

YOU'RE A DEFENSEMAN!

HAROLD

2026-05-25 someone to carry us · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

finally

oh my god

i wish there was a quick chat for despair and sadness

2026-05-25 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

twas a shot

ref

turning it over to squiggles a bunch

we went from turning it over to squiggles a bunch last game to

2026-05-25 we could use doinks · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-25 goddamn bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

press J

who here can't read

PRESS J

2026-05-25 this game for us is just sit in our zone and give it to squiggles simulator · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

no point in pulling if no one gets the puck out the zone

we are NOT queueing

ponce chicago might actually be hell

2026-05-25 the ponce experience is dudes going afk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

42 BRO

2026-05-25 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

YOU SAVED THAT

drahken

2026-05-25 my signed photo of stuart skinner is glowing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i swear to fucking god

guys

2026-05-25 HOWS THAT NOT OFFSIDE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

EXCUSE ME?

i would choose rick over myself too tbh

</3

#SocialMediaHasBeen

yeah ok im washed

2026-05-25 i lost my quick chat :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

centering

went in off of him </3

has voted to touch #5 ButterPecanBANG (1/6)

2026-05-25 guys can we read · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

or type /vs

press J

press j

ggs

2026-05-25 on an icing call? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

OH YEAH

little bit high

2026-05-25 My turn! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

holy shit

blue ruining their own power play rn

2026-05-25 ponce servers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im an atlanta merchant </3

fuck my life

i am the reels guy

2026-05-25 ill try · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

BUTTER!

2026-05-24 goodnight guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

no fnc no jamiro

2026-05-24 LET ONE OF MY EIGHT SHOTS IN NEXT TIME · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

HOPE THAT SHIT HURT

BITCH

2026-05-24 no dwop :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

dwop

thought i was hotdogman

dude faked out his teammates thrice

2026-05-24 got so far with the handle and shot like that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

YES

2026-05-24 i got some filthy assists earlier · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

holy moly

2026-05-24 justins doing a great impression of a presidential shooter · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 nice hit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FAT

2026-05-24 justin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

let justin C

wait

brazil

thank god

2026-05-24 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

cya!

2026-05-24 this just in: justin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

yay!

pass me

justin me pls

so inspirational

look at fnc man

you faked me out

justin and jamiro sex hockey

2026-05-24 i know · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

troy parrott over here

kees smit

nahhhhhh

HIT THAT SHIT FNC

just how we drew it up

indeed

bet

2026-05-24 uh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 lets fuckin go hoser · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 domestic abuse puck is losing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

now hear of PUCK ON PECKERS

you've heard of puck on pad

2026-05-24 YOU FUCKER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

JUISTIN

and we lost hoser

THEY LOST FNC

2026-05-24 fnc's making em look competent · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 aought · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

first game?

hoser u new? press y to chat

bouncing </3

2026-05-24 nvm · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

its at 25 rn

im gonna try to break my SOG record

get a SOG, then chirp me

press J

fuck this is actually a nice 3

we got our 4 skaters

start

this is the game where i passed

nets a lil lower

bich

PuckHub premium

another jamiro assist

what the fuck

premium

you clip it justinj?

clipped

HOLY FUCK

enforce the puck into the net

score

2026-05-24 yeah you cant do that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 god you all want me so fucking bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

do it

theyll figure out

justin i think it just caps at 5v5 rn

justin these fuckers are killng us

about time he got fucking called

2026-05-24 OH NAH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 OH YEAH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

press j

just wait for the start

fnc, me, bich, robo

nah cmon

im here

bich and robo

2026-05-24 BUT that offside.. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

oosh im sorry

this bich has diarrhea.

we can do it

2026-05-24 SHOOT IT LEFT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-24 bich ill clap your back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

LIFE

CHUNGUS

FUCK

**YOU SUPPORT TEXAN ISIS**

i said

you support texan isis

its cause im wearing long sleeves

fuck my chungus life

BRO </3

kms

the woke radical dallas stars fans cant get whistles

AM I WEARING A HABS JERSEY?!

I MEAN COME ON

WHAT THE FUCK

OKAY

this is like hurricane level

if i disconnect its cause of that

also i got a bad storm over here rn

IF I DIDNT GET RATTLED THE PUCK WOULDA STAYED IN

I GOT KILLED

i got called in as an emergency sub for IAPL playoffs today

i played 3s with brick today for 1 game

yowch

bich kariya and robo

goddamn bro

FUCK YOU

well

how are all positions taken

2026-05-22 what more can a humble cherrypicker do :( · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

FUCK!

FUCK

BICH!

SUCKS!

dont

pls

@jovin

THE DOUBLE DOINK.

2026-05-22 yes SO · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-05-22 NO ICE?! · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-05-22 Nick "Cheech" Cousins · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

CheechBellishment

2026-05-22 im gonna make sweet love to jovin now · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

its the heated rivalry song

2026-05-22 @ungar are u named after the solar bears tendy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 @ungar · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER CONNOR UNGAR THE GOALIE?!

FOR WHAT

2026-05-22 nuke you havent done shit these past two games · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 I call that an Ice Bukkake! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 hes back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 ur weird · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

its called being decent

2026-05-22 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 we want jovin backj · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 its not · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mf wont give any spots back

vk nuke

get jovin back in

alright

nuke give it back

just give it back when hes good

jovins at 5k ping

give the spot back

WE DO NOT WANT YOU

FUCK MY LIFE

ARCADIUS

HERE HE COMES

2026-05-22 ./murder cheechoo in cold blood · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 because dog had it and dc'd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

@nukethesouth give the spot back

@nukethesouth

2026-05-22 thats not nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 MO </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

MO.

WOW

@81 use y to type

hes flamebaiting

2026-05-22 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

strategic pen

2026-05-22 no worries · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

AVE IS BACK!

SHE AUTHENTICATE ON MY BACKEND TIL I JOVIN

HOLY FUCK WE ARE AUTHENTICATING

2026-05-22 dog with the moves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ref looks a whole lot like houcine

let him have it jesus

are you a fucking owl you limp dicked hottie

goddamnit jovin you are so shit

bear dont question anyone, you cant flame

2026-05-22 frankly the things ive done to jovin would send me straight to hell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

all fairness i said one thing and ive seen ave be really good before

sorry

i admire your guys' patience but in all fairness the guy stood still half the time for us

2026-05-22 @MO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

@mo MISS IT

2026-05-22 sabres ahh goalie stats · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

STOP TYPING!

yes

YOU *WANTED* TO BE GOALIE

AVE

"and now do an andersen impression"

2026-05-22 i could feel the Cheech aura in my ass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 AND YOU WANTED GOALIE? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 @ave give that back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

woah

2026-05-22 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 i did not know the league was going · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Cheechsanity

2026-05-22 carolina afternoon showers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

WHAT

2026-05-22 NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

meu deus?

how do i say oh my god in portuguese again

2026-05-22 WOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 JovinDogLover got this · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

defense trust me just stay back

2026-05-22 but go netherlands · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gibbs white shouldve made it too

good

maguires been geed

hes been shit

makes sense

well

insane

2026-05-22 I AM JOSE MOURINHO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-22 at least bear is still on account #1 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

blue team when anyone not named gad has to get a SOG :O

i can pass to u

dog just said jovin's a little poopy face

blue its so fucking over bro

then how are you here

insomnia

i thought you got banned

imsomia

hey blue :) score

im actually coaching blue now

jesus christ jovin 90 ping?!

vc made

alright everyone im gonna make a vc for this

i think hes european

2026-05-22 who the fuck even is bear · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man they just let anyone in here nowadays

2026-05-21 GTG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 OH YEAH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 none of us said anything · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

DAMNN

2026-05-21 REF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 bouncer w the bounce · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 red hockey is so hot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 good start · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 did u already uninstall and reinstall ur mods · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

he means the fact my stick rotates 360 degrees

thats stick curve

2026-05-21 idk man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 idk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

its goofy

huh

sticks curve 360 now

i said ill shoot upside down

ill shoot upside down

oh ya

2026-05-21 fnc you fucking idiot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 i oughta stop shooting straight at him · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 but like 50 ping should feel better · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

im in florida

new york feels so clunky

JUMP LIKE 10 FEET IN THE AIR!!

2026-05-21 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what a c**t

bro gets like 3 penalties and leaves when we win

2026-05-21 ive been saying this the whole game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

cmon bro

YES

STAR IS GONE

fix your sounds pal

yeah fnc

2026-05-21 fatty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

im so shit rn mb

2026-05-21 "why me" because you play more to hit your own teammates than the puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 hed i know you saw that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

get him out

yep

2026-05-21 bro look at that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

dude just hits his own teammates, tries to get penalties, and leaves

2026-05-21 but maybe.. just maybe · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i gotta stop trying to michy

WHAT A PASS

FUCK

2026-05-21 i keep trying to michy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 ah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

are EU servers down?

2026-05-21 110 ping is insane · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

@lonefox where are u playing from man

2026-05-21 lonefox what is ur ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 WHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 i figured something out that ive never been able to do before · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 im going to atl 6v6 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-21 my handles are so ass · chi_pubsrv_dodgepuck_1

2026-05-21 had to record an audition · chi_pubsrv_dodgepuck_1

2 hours

sorry i was AFK for like

im back

2026-05-21 GGS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 im gonna hook (up with) jovin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 can we get krog in please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 PLEASE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 DO I NEED TO GRAB 5?! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I ALREADY GRABBED 4

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

2026-05-21 LMFAOOO THEY SENT MO AWAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 now no more at our end ok? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck i need to grab 2 more

they need the goddamn avengers to even try to stop me

2026-05-21 last game ended 6-4 tbf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 WTF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHATR

2026-05-21 let me c · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 KROGBATHBOMB · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well

KROGBOMB

2026-05-21 beating those allegations rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 positionings all over the place and theyve scored 4 in a row · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

cmon guys

pls leave it next time </3

2026-05-21 who scored · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mo back

nvm

cmere

@iltar

JAMI JOVIN!

JAMI JOVIN

2026-05-21 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

23 secs just keep em out

2026-05-21 at next whistle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

vc!

2026-05-21 ok · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT

JOVIN WON IT

WOW

2026-05-21 ok · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

OT JAMIRO

2026-05-21 ok wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-21 jamiroquailoverpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ty!

pls lemme in fnc <3

my mom is kinda homeless

please fnc

no points?

no points and we lose

and let you pick the song

if i play like shit ill post a clip of you saving it

my wifi is awesome

fnc lemme in

if they score you guys should let me play :3

muy bueno

hi red

McDavid's Disease

what the fuck are we doing

blue

i just saw mo scored

2026-05-21 hello · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 cya boys! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

finally got my shots right

ggs

theres a good last game

2026-05-20 WHAT A PASS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 IM FEELIN IT BOYS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

IM FEELIN IT

2026-05-20 yay! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i need to fucking score

2026-05-20 im not good rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 in puck skills hotdogman is better than me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thank you all

2026-05-20 almost got it! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 there he goes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 good save AIC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

my flyers just got called a buns team

woah

the habs deserve it because toronto deserves to lose

the canes deserve it because of their dominance

id be happy to see the avs take it because their hockey is entertaining

anyone but vegas

but frankly

well my sister lives up in denver so i hope avs

43 years

by about

cup more recently than my flyers

i want him on the flyers

his team isnt

his trade value is

cya guys

got booked for a whole run of gigs

im off to bed boys

for us he played like a sabres goaltender

20 played like god for them

ggs but damn

2026-05-20 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 i gotta lock tf in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 most of my videos show how to not do things · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

whatd i do

what

2026-05-20 wake up tendy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 agreed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

something about my chungus life

I JUST GOT FUCKING DEKED BY MY OWN BEST MOVE

2026-05-20 cosmic girl beats both · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

overall? tie

song meaning? virtual insanity

bassline? canned heat

yes

call me kristi noem

meant to kill dog mb

that would be me

bout two of those in the defensive zone

800

2026-05-20 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

was tryna get a tip

2026-05-20 and the defensive play on ME by YOU · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ily AO

2026-05-20 hedman slap him · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thomas jinxed me

tried to get it to the other guys

LMFAOOO GOT THEM WITH THE BRAKES IN OUR OWN HALF

dont do that

woah

2026-05-20 has voted to ethically euthanize #16 Criminal for his own good (1/6) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 ClunkyKiwi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 FNC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 (that was the shot you were talking about) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

see what an assist by me

2026-05-20 TOMMY BOY! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 fnclover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 #OccasionalDefenseLover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

theres a fucking defensive play for u

im so locked in

IM WINNING THIS SHIT

2026-05-20 JAMIRO IN THE DEFENSIVE ZONE!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 GO TOAST! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

to rw*

that switch to send kiwi to 1 really helped

2026-05-20 fortunate bounce · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 the termites couldve been vegas fans · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

it could be worse

2026-05-20 no one saw it coming · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 oh my god · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

bet

GIOFFERE EPSTINI?

hello AO

2026-05-20 love u · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

❤️

FUCK OUTTA HERE !

FUCK THAT SHIT

2026-05-20 cuckstin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 justin? more like hot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

slut

2026-05-20 tim what song you wanna get posted to · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 ill clip that one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 he was lost · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oso has 1 out of bounds and 5 missed shots

2026-05-20 thats gotta be a dog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats

2026-05-20 how do i blame this on eurovision · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 this is why i have no assists · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

jesus christ

alright this guys going to sudan

battle of the millenium is me and oso vs ourselves

HIM VS TIM

2026-05-20 fuck me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

has voted to kiss oso

i swear to god

oso

he did

2026-05-20 so kill tim? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

coach me

FNC

i dont need coaching, i cant be saved anymore

2026-05-20 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i think the funniest part is the "doesnt pass" allegations came from ME

i feel like most of my passes are usually just to the front of the net

you almost let me beat the no passing allegations

2026-05-20 least obvious icing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 spent 5 secs waving at dale and turned it over · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 lets get it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im in

i dont have enough clips anymore

instagramquailover

2026-05-19 goodnight fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thats my cue

reffing was ass the whole series tho

OK!

you dont say

ever

ur the first person to say that

to pull that off after 14 years of no playoffs

buffalo did great

all seriousness im a flyers fan and i know what its like to have a team do so well after down years

HABS

2026-05-19 not on these servers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT A MAN

FIRST GOAL AND A PENALTY

CHUCKLENUTZ GOAL.

2026-05-19 i usually only post really good goals and shit moments · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 pfft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

who here has played goalie against me

you do

for a bunch of new guys they just shut down 7 well

2026-05-19 skater def has more hours than me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 lutty ur getting sent to boarding school · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 hell no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 waqtch 7 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 its fine · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 wins a win · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well

2026-05-19 more we slow them down the better · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i had chances to close it out

no worries

NOOOO

2026-05-19 just pointing shit out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nolan i do too

take the ice

7 is constantly open

we keep getting caught out of position

chasing's gotta stop

2026-05-19 when we all go for the same puck they just drag us out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i know its tough when we were just 3 goals down but we gotta trust each other a bit more

2026-05-19 nolan stop chasing, its clogging up space · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 quit hittin each other and stop getting the puck stuck behind our net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright we grabbed one now lets cut the dumb mistakes

bro

2026-05-19 pushin em · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

we gotta start firing em instead of just like

let me snipe some

2026-05-19 alex lyon in net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 got hit with a spike srry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 someone let me go F · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 we just got SkaterSexed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

BEAR

not clean enough

❤️

2026-05-19 make em lose the shape · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

just hard dump on either side

2026-05-19 drop · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 why are we getting kuch'd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

literally had his stick

ok i fucked up but damn

2026-05-19 DAMN. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

you wouldnt happen to be dutch

toenjes what are u named after

that was 100% gint

now that the games over

2026-05-19 FUCKER JUMPED UP AND STOOD IN FRONT OF MY SCREEN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

CAT ON DESK

2026-05-19 ima go, see ya guys! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 IT WAS OVER THE LNE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT

BITCH

2026-05-19 jovin knows my tricks. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 now i gotta actually try · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 im shit again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

uh oh

2026-05-19 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 I DIDNT GOT IT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 i almost beat the doesnt pass allegations · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 and i was about to clip that save · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yea

75 wdym by game

2026-05-19 pronger did you go to the brady tkachuk school of counting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 if gafurix just made a tutorial bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 their goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

use Y to type to all, T to type to your team

he prolly doesnt know how to type tbf

2026-05-19 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 38, double tap to dash · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

come on

bro

BITCH

remember double tap

goalie, ctrl to butterfly, double tap A and D while in butterfly to dash

i say the game needs a tutorial because new guys are just expected to know what theyre doing

2026-05-19 this game needs a tutorial · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

G??

G do u know controls

2026-05-19 be our goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fnc please come here

2026-05-19 thats the issue with being named after a player · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 consentually · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 im a carter hart hater · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ty]

lutty may i have centerw

there is no way you are defending carter hart

#SexOffenderGoalie

i dont want to hear it

your team employs carter hart

its ok i know they dont usually blow the whistles against vegas

offside marner

truck?

fucking bus more like

fucker blocked my shot!

protas more like fatas

2026-05-19 slutty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 bus the only number of mine you ever got was 2000 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thank god bus has my number

2026-05-19 BITCH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-19 I DID THAT! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

where's my star

MY PRESENCE WAS ENOUGH

IM FUCKING GOATED

WOW

bus i think you should let me goalie

yk they scored 2 of those after i joined the red team

HE GOT IT

cmon

alr marner

ill have to check bus

let me in trust

we got marner hitting his own teammates

molina's already scared of me

someone let me in

cause im just like that

i could save the red team

who would ever do that and post clips of him doing that

a washed guy who can only shoot and camps half ice?? who would ever do that

WHERE HAVE U BEEN

OH SHIT YEAH

me?

2026-05-18 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i remembered how to play

2026-05-18 shirt went off and i went off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 not a good goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nvm

ill clip that though

im not clipping that

PUCK GO IN NET!

2026-05-18 WHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i mean he does follow me

dog holy shit

2026-05-18 what are you doing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

dont

2026-05-18 NO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 ill lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fan on high power

this is what sucks about playing with a fever

shirt off glasses opff

im taking my shirt off

2026-05-18 SECOND OFFSIDE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

BUTTER I STG

2026-05-18 </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

BRO

2026-05-18 47 58 stay back, just harampuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

icings are off now

ill manage

fml

2026-05-18 kibz give his spot back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

???

butter may i pls go center

2026-05-18 butter can i go c · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 dudes hit the frame twice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

slappymcshot switched teams and became our best center

2026-05-18 cross him up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

just keep aiming for 40

2026-05-18 press j · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 take the whistles · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nvm dont pull

cover rw

might as well

40 please man just play ur position

not yet

2026-05-18 idek what to do atp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 40 i know ur probably new but please cover the position you picked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man.

2026-05-18 positioning boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

40 pls cover boards

2026-05-18 40 start covering the boards on forechecks · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 at least we have 2 shots · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 you guys have enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

keep moving in this one

it just stems from the fact that we keep parking in front of our own net

they have 16 shots.

we're just defending atrociously

2026-05-18 i cant perform miracles · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 i can grab three goals but the puck has to go up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah we're too in our zone

2026-05-18 i am a goal scorer at the end of the day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i could help blue get a lot of shots

3500 pesos

its cause i placed an etsy witch curse on loon

YOU SEE THAT TIMING

i have placed a curse on red loon, he will be scored on

2026-05-17 ggs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 same · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 LETS GO BUS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 ay guys im up there, feel free to send it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 LETS GO BUS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 srry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that makes sense im on 73 ping

bro we got the magic schoolbus

im shitting the bed so hard rn

2026-05-17 didnt get a good angle but ill see what i got · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

all credit goes to bus for that holy shit

i dont try to play differently tho dw

i got medal clipping so sorta

2026-05-17 hello my games kinda glitched · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

last season ended in fucking february

wait for them to announce season 2

are u in the ponce puck discord

pphl

will do

videos of me playing like shit

i just make videos man

but i dont

i dont know how to do that

hi door

how am i supposed tp dp tjat

2026-05-17 bye! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

#shamelessplug

also to those who are not yet following me on insta, @jamiroquailoverpuck

im outta here

alright

wouldnt want ur experience to get ruined because 12 year old timmy is mad you dont have 500 hours

idk this server's chill but theres a few toxic folks out there

but either way, keep in mind that skating around with the puck in the practice servers will help with improving a lot

im hopping off for the night since i got a gig tmrw

they make me wanna get better too unfortunately

ive been having fun w em

thanks domi! happy ur back on

there's practice servers for the preset tho

these servers are harder cause it has rules, smaller and faster puck, and a few other weird commands

alright im hopping off after this, but basically

LETS FUCKIN GO

ill explaina fter

yes

basically everything on these servers plays like twice as fast

this preset of the game is just really hard tbh

you might wanna do a practice server of ponce first

you ever play on ponce puck before?

goathead, you new?

2026-05-17 #SanctionGafurix · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 the wrap? it was pretty solid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 the other day i had a wrap at that fast food place next to five below · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 krog i hope your next pub sub is phenomenal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 i usually ragequit at 70 ping lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wouldnt chicago servers be closer?

oof

are u near atlanta?

no worries i just was wondering

18 ur pings really high where u playin from

off

why was bro standing still in our own crease

18 wyd

KrogLover

too many breakaways

get some positioning going boys

2026-05-17 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

we're fine

i dont care tbh that was ruthless

2026-05-17 good period · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 i have his number on faceoffs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 can we start implementing anger management into the box · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

can you stop

2026-05-17 bruh. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 fucking my 600 lb puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

MY PUCK IS AMERICAN SIZED

why puch so big

2026-05-17 what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

alr give me more time and we'll win

pucks huge for me

PROJECT FEED JAMI

THATS 1

dude took my spot as i was rejoining </3

@kovalchook

lemme back in

WHYS THE PUCK BIG

ive got this

3 mins to score 3

NEW GAME FOR WHAT

cmon red you know you want me

see get me in

any song

if i dont score a hatty ill let whoever gives up a spot pick the song for my next insta clip

im just saying if i get in this game ill score a hat trick and we will win

listen, ive pulled off a multi-goal comeback on FNC once today, whos to say i cant do it again

he does like a little irish jig

did you guys know theres a glitch where if you leave the server, osama bin laden shows up at your doorstep and does a dance

2026-05-17 let me in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

#LetMeIn

2026-05-17 i still love u · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

even if you sold my comeback

fnc i love you

alright ye scallywags

2026-05-17 we were so locked in too </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

AND NOW THAT TOO!

i had all 3 goals clipped for the comeback

yeah no i clipped that

bro

2026-05-17 OH MY GOD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 take all the whistles we can rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 alr im just gonna play the way i play usually · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i keep getting too far and going back

anyone wanna go D

2026-05-17 anyone wanna swap to D? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 PONCE PUCK AHH FUCKING BOUNCE BRO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 time? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

score?

oh i forgot the sabres were playing

2026-05-17 fnc more like notmuchhecoulddothere · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 carey priceless · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

uhhhhh

fnc more like

2026-05-17 meeb ill take that spot if u want · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh god is it still bad

2026-05-16 ggs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 feels like it should be a gint call · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WTF

2026-05-16 tried to get it off the tendy mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 tbf it was a good rebound · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 28 </3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 single goalie of doom and despair · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 couldve at least let ME do that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 no · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

press J

not often that i go 2/2 in a SO

2026-05-16 i am aware · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

bet

SG doesnt work on SO

oh god

sorry

type /vso

type .vso

2026-05-16 it works · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 redownloading pak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

brb

goalie's sleeping and ragequits

bro

2026-05-16 gotta redownload · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i know how paks skating works but mine just fully isnt working

2026-05-16 mine arent working at all · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

woah wait how are ur dashes working

2026-05-16 i need my dashes back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 that was such a good pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

stg if you get scored on after that

goalie, ctrl to butterfly, double tap A and D while butterfly to dash

2026-05-16 cya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

im outta here

blue was keeping time in team chat lmfao

what a penalty

ill be back at 4:31

icing is off

either way, keep letting noah send it from the right side

thats not how we wanna start OT

2026-05-16 keep sending it to noah on the right board · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 just when they stopped defending · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

FUCK

2026-05-16 brother do you see me this game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

cant even get a touch in and when i do its shit

im so shit this game

fuck me bro

2026-05-16 idk what im doing at this point · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 i hate how easily you get stuck in these boards · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 @bombay cmere · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i wasnt happy last game but at least it was somewhat even

teams are so unbalanced now

i dont think i can

i miss you mo

in their zone

forwards on the red line

dmen stick to ur board in the offensive zone

alright heres how we play these final seconds

2026-05-16 send it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

man

2026-05-16 yeah that was coming · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

someone rush the puck on faceoffs

give fnc some props boys

2026-05-16 we're doing good on watching the cherries now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 run 4 in the ozone and 1 back there to keep tabs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

someone has to be on cherrypick watch

2026-05-16 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Icinglovingblue

yes

we're facing a superteam

type /vs

kms

noah, stray, mo, crabby

fuck

❤️

2026-05-16 off.... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 mo couldnt take a legal faceoff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

nvm

looking a lil better, remember we're a man up

we're one big turnover machine rn

why do u think im sayin g watch out

ozone passes aint hitting the mark and theyre getting way too many shots

we gotta be careful

2026-05-16 we're way too scattered · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 if it wasnt for fnc being god himself rn itd be a dif situation · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

still we were playing 3v5 lmfao

brady tkachuk school of counting graduates

someone from blue start counting the players ffs

2026-05-16 i didnt know fnc had an alt account · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 croissant · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

single goalie works again

just have fnc single goalie instead of us being down a man

sg works again

i get a full game on you now

it will

trust me

it will

fnc stay put

fuck

21 secs lets get it

mfs not making that save on anyone else

i fuckin will too

wow

i got u nyved

did you guys know FNC stands for FStuart NSkinner CRegen

ykw now im even more confident i could score on FNC

nvm they needed gourde

red needs a jamiro-hero

would one of you mind letting me shut FNC up

oh now i REALLY wanna get in

trust

let me score 1

alright mo scoot

one of you really wants to leave and let me in

oh man someone is really tired

what a pass

i just got a new taylor

AYYY

2026-05-16 what does it say on the headstock · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

what brand?

its a new acoustic

mines downstairs

yeah i got a new guitar sorry

2026-05-16 ill be back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 @bear if i give u my spot can i have it back in time for the third period · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

if i let u in can i have my spot back @insomnia

insom

2026-05-16 let me have this one with you guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

finish this game pls

ponce is finally back

2026-05-16 new game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright

puck do lie

THATS A FINNIE HATTIE

take the penalty

5 ON 3 LETS GO

i keep dashing

2026-05-16 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

why does my dash not work

finnie with two absolute bullshit goals

2026-05-16 where the fuck are my dashes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 unneccessary · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

wow

2026-05-16 LETS LOCK IN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

the KrogTanic

im the captain of this ship

alright guys

2026-05-16 lets get on blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

krog, jovin, finnie

2026-05-16 the what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

who the fuck is ponce

they just let anyone play ponce puck now

im an OnlyPucks creator

puckfluencer

it is i

hello all

2026-05-16 @jovin oil up pal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 NOW GAF HAS TO KILL IT HIMSELF · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

THE SERVER IS ALIVE

AUBURNS GONNA WIN THE PUCK GAME

A PUCK 6

interference

wait

BODY BLOCKS ME AND GETS AN INTERCEPTION CALL

uh oh

2026-05-16 pass the puck HotDogBich · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

we have to kill bich

gafurix the typa mf to mow his lawn at 6 am on a sunday

you mean the update button?

when it stops crashing gafurix is just gonna make it crash himself

2026-05-16 flyers ahh fucking power play · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

WOW

why does it say every position taken when lw is literally open

2026-05-16 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

man.

2026-05-16 man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 one more, stick to positions · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 boards, again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 we gotta cover the boards · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 thanks for the pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 get the equalizer and ill shut up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

a secondary assist?? thats your pride and joy?

2026-05-16 best pass youve played all game has been to perfetti · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

is this what you talked shit for

2026-05-16 ill watch the masterclass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

at least i dont snooze when im on the ice

all that talk for 0 involvement in the game

is it gonna hurt you that much to wait

and by the fact there was another spectator here

you know by pressing tab lol

brother i was here first

bro he took 2 seconds

been waiting a good 5 mins @amac, could i have the spot

i was here first

woah

hello jovin

(i am streets)

streets are saying jovin is about to join

2026-05-15 red needs a G · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well

everyone get in ur spots

@everyone go spectator

just trying shit atp

all; you

not much to pick from tbh

may just be my best assist today

2026-05-15 WHAT A FUCKING PASS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 its ok we got mork now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 this is ur time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mork

boooo

2026-05-15 LETS FUCKING GO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 just to clarify im not trying to be selfish im just shit rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 sorry lowfly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 there we go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brother

come spectator holy

bro

@gellegher

@mork

you guys cannot be serious

@irish @mork

@kermit

@lapidus

@alucard

bruh

get in spectator

alright @everyone

fucking gafurix

what do we do now

2026-05-15 DID I GET A STICK THERE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 get krog in\ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 brother restart ur pc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

also ty cannoli

restart it

crabby reset ur pc

2026-05-15 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 tendy has my number rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 gaf just fucked it all up for no reason · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yes

2026-05-15 its gafurix's fault · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 type /yoyo and pull ur stick back · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-15 they hit the second tower :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2001...

wait...

THATS 2001

LETS FUCKING GO

fuckin snoozing in the dying seconds

WAKE UP

YOU ARE THE CENTER

bro @xainsleena

@xainsleena wake the fuck u

@xainsleena wake up

i know what i have to do

2026-05-14 LETS GO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2000 POINTS

WHATD YOU FUCKIN SAY

2026-05-14 boys i need this so bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you couldve scored my 2000th point

xain that couldve been my 2000th point

SHUT UP XAIN

2026-05-14 dude took a facial · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1 MORE POINT AND I HAVE 2K

THATS POINT NUMBER 1999

I SAW THE LIGHTS AND THE FAME

ich bin von amsterdam

meine deutsch ist scheisse

mo, du bist deutsch?

oh that makes sense

where the hell are u from

91 how do u have 120 ping

i hope gafurix has minor constipation tn

2026-05-14 but le update est merde · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bro my french sucks

2026-05-14 THEYRE FUCKING DOWN · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

NVM

ALRIGHT @BLUE @RED @KEVO GO TO ATL 6V6 #1!!!

ok guys.. they only fixed 6v6...

i think i know whats wrong

wait

🔥

shit a straight downdate

least up update ever

god i just need my two points

2026-05-14 gafurix really made a great fucking game and ruined it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

if sabres win ill get the black and red tage thompson jersey

let me get this server some more ppl hold up

I FUCKING HATE THE CAPS!!!11!!!

caps?

new york's broken

nope, getting this server to fill up instead

2026-05-14 everyone, get in atlanta 5v5 lets get it popping · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-14 fuckin gafurix · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

where did the goalie dude go

2026-05-14 might hop on new york and grab those 2 rq · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

just realized im at 1998 points on ponce all time

2026-05-14 oh boy. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wait for vote to expire and go again

someone hold down the fort to recover loose pucks

alright ill get us to OT

2026-05-14 aw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-14 ofc it fucking is · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

JUST sequels

trying to go full adam sandler

2026-05-14 uhh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

they look good

wow

2026-05-14 is that the secret · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

zoink what did you have for breakfast

2026-05-14 off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

who wins

jamiroquailover vs legal faceoffs

🔥

arguable high stick

2026-05-14 BOOOOO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

WHAT

WHAT A PASS

gotta be a banger or a hell of a lowlight

thats not getting clipped

2026-05-14 big hit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i guess they never miss huh

2026-05-14 replay doesnt have parkinsons either · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-14 famed PuckFluencer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

jov might be working

wow you gotta switch over

hold up

2026-05-14 ponce said its good now i think · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i cant play on chi

idk i think half went to chi lol

2026-05-14 lets go to atlanta 6v · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

its up again i think

or just go to atlanta 6v6

im down

2026-05-14 ty · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-14 like yeah it looks smoother but this is the worst time for a full overhaul · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

exactly

game is smoother but gaf just rushed the update imo

well ik hotdogman and bigrick are trying to help out new guys where they can, im trying as well

yeahhh

as someone who owns both, puck > chel

it was so sick cause yesterday i was on a 3v3 and the other teams goalie said my vids made him wanna play the game

at first i was doing just tik tok but then i expanded to reels and those are doing good

the one and only

2026-05-14 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

region 3 is pretty sick

6v6

fix atlanta while ur at it pls

2026-05-14 chinese government ahh vote start · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@oomtm

admin

#makejamiroquailoveranadmit

2026-05-14 legends arceus with the boss battle music >>>> · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

brilliant diamond remake <<<<<<<

gen 7 >>>>

2026-05-14 good starters, cool moves, easy method of getting legendaries too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

they were great

sun and moon were phenomenal games

wtf is your problem

they should remake pokemon ultra moon

2026-05-14 ahh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

WAS THAT FAKE KAP?

wait kap with no admin tag

LET ME INNNNN

2026-05-14 we're actualy ponceing it in jovin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

guys me and jovin are on a ponce vc

2026-05-14 I respect GAFURIX for his contributions to the game but feel that his update was harmful! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

back again on ponce

look at us all

2026-05-13 this is fucking puck phasmophobia · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gotta love new puck

2026-05-13 this just pisses me off now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im out of here

2024-2026

rest in peace puck

thanks bear

fuck it who wants to play roblox instead

the game was getting popular as is

idk what the fuck he did but it sucks

the game was literally about to pop off too

fucking gafurix ruined it bro

yay

2026-05-13 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

whyd gaf have to ruin the game

sad

this feels wrong

2026-05-11 me when im in a staying in the server competition and my opponent is the goalies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Need stamina!

too hot, mb

2026-05-11 FINALLY · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Ruh roh...

2026-05-11 Thank you very much. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 i just lost us the game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 Thank you very much. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 fair · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i didnt mackinnon it for once

which one

Almost!

Thank you very much.

You are offside! Please do not offside :(

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

2026-05-11 @mack open goalie spot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 Shucks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 NOOOOOOOOOOO! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

we can get a 2v2

kodes ur good to stay with blue dw

ill rock w bennett

everyone vs bennett

alright

2026-05-11 #LASTGOALWINS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

WE GOT ONE!

np i was hoping youd go center

2026-05-11 WHAT AM I EVEN DOING · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

#JamiroWashed

s-s-s-stutter

2026-05-11 why do you hurt me loon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 aw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 this is a bad period for me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 thank god we won but holy shit i am a moron for that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

the game of all time

2026-05-11 this guy may have legitimate anger issues · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i go puck off the face

most people will go for a puck off the pad

CHEESE UR SO HOT

i love you so fucking much

2026-05-11 ok we are about to see a tremendous lock in from me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

THREE SHORTIES :(

BRING BACK MACEWEN PLEASE

holy shit we really just conceded 2 shorthanded goals

makes sense

panthers fan plays like panthers player

its ok we're winning

caught that all wrong mb

FLYERS AHH POWERPLAY

PIMP IN DISTRESS

cant do that macewen

nice lil passing play

shit i almost had that

unfortunately not

now i have to shoot on loon instead of macewen

aww

@macewen get ready

ponce is my daddy but not like family wise

7 you have to stop bro

you know what you did macewen

macewen did it

i could shoot and score from our blue line

sorry its macewen

JESUS CHRIST

#MacBleh

macewen more like macbleh

7 dont

you got it

im finally not 0 for 9 please </3

2026-05-11 It's okay. I forgive you. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 macewen i have to applaud how consistent you are with being annoying · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

sorry bil

2026-05-11 DIDNT MEAN TO PRESS THAT! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

It's okay. I forgive you.

macewen stop

check out cosmic girl by them too, its so vibey

did u enjoy the song

WHAT

justin!

2026-05-11 cya guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 JOVINBOMB · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 sorry protas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 ty thomas cya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

FINALLY

I GOT ONE!

SAVE ME

PROTAS

i may be ass but i still have feelings

I NEEDED THAT

THANK GOD

#JamiroWashed

OF COURSE I FUCK THAT UP

BECAUSE OF COURSE

Magnificent dot!

all that space and u skated into me :(

2026-05-11 FUCJK! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

my cherries are ripe and my shots SUCK

2026-05-11 WHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 i have more lowlights to post · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thank ut homas

4 shots at dunkin's head and 2 centering passes that went nowhere

this game brings me pain

2026-05-11 </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 @67 go red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man

2026-05-11 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

whack it

2026-05-11 LMFAO WHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ets has my fucking number

2026-05-11 i got music on now ill lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 ok ill lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 guys im so ass im sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 UHHH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 i played a shit period boys, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 sorry ponce i thought he'd move · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 YOU SCORED THEIR 2 LAST GOALS </3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

IPDUNKIN

alright gg jovin mo bambad it

it was either that or mohammed

2026-05-11 he was out of the crease · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

out the crease

arguable gint

2026-05-11 yeahhh VIN JO!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 Thank you very much. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

BACK!

2026-05-11 WHAT A PASS TO THE BIG MAN BY BEAR · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 Magnificent dot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

just told jovin in vc "i know ponce got me"

yowch

2026-05-11 orange · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 can we give you permission to buy beer with our dono money · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 fair · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 it was such a good fucking breakaway too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 gn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

guys pls im doing somewhat alright as a goalie

what

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

ALRIGHT BITCHES

2026-05-11 one of you guys wants to sleep SO BADLY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-11 bear more like NOTSCORINGTHIS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ha you said butt

why i love jamiroquai?

what

why

JESUS CHRIST SKATERXTRACHROMOSOME IS INSANE

LMFAOOOOO

no i just really like the band jamiroquai

insomnia more like POOP

ja - meer - o - kwai

jamiroquai is a really good band

but

you should equip the loves jamiroquai tag

oh icyhot

yeah

hey everyone with a "loves jamiroquai" tag, do you guys think bear should equip the tag?

your tag doesnt love me bear.

NOW @bear

YAY

@krog you too pal

fuck being a magic man you LOVE JAMIROQUAI NOW

@bear type /tag loves jamiroquai

NOW!

/TAG LOVES JAMIROQUAI

WAIT FUCK

IF UR A DONOR TYPE /loves jamiroquai RIGHT NOW

nvm its here

WAIT

type /tag loves jamiroquai

hey donors

2026-05-11 made it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

an own goal from lutty? cmon bro you know i gotta do this

i have not but do u wanna hop on vc

my boy <3

HE LISTENED

YAY

HES MY SPECIAL BOY

NO JOVIN?

2026-05-10 gn guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im going to bed

NO APPLE FOR JOVIN IS CRAZY

2026-05-10 otters power baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

cheech, lets win this

#JamiroWashed

its ok i shouldnt have gone for it

2026-05-10 77 at least ur sv% is still higher than the other guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 #CantiDoThat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 ok i deserve the electric chair for that im sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 cohesive team play rn boys keep it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Almost!

back

one sec guys

2026-05-10 JAMIROFRAUDF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 theyre playing some magnicifent centering passes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 good period except for that part where i keep getting bitched on faceoffs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

It's okay. I forgive you.

another fraudulent faceoff by me

2026-05-10 once an otter always an otter cheech · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

i almost fucked it up too

Magnificent dot!

cmere

@jovin

@jovin get ur ass over here

real life i fear

Cheechsanity

she literally jumped up to the top of my desk and took my monitor and jarritos with her

back

one sec here guys cat just knocked down my whole desk

JovGint

big tip by jovin (that was gint)

this ref sure looks an awful lot like bleh

2026-05-10 Krogside · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 ok fair · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

where was that in pphl S1

good period but cheechoo wtf

Magnificent dot!

jesus fucking christ cheechoo where'd that come from

2026-05-10 be careful boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

we got lucky

2026-05-10 Thank you very much. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 gp boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

JamiroStillCherryPickingButPassingALot

you guys are witnessing something rare

2026-05-10 makes up for the unfortunate empty net moment · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 Shucks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 tough 3rd period coming up but we got this · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 its every stacked ponce atlanta player in one server · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 i was gonna say · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

</3

dude i saw ethel cain yesterday it was so sick

hiiii guys

2026-05-09 cya · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ima go boys

i used to rock with ashburn

2026-05-09 1/11 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Magnificent dot!

we're so fucked

Thank you very much.

fineee

2026-05-09 You are offside! Please do not offside :( · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

You are offside! Please do not offside :(

wow

ME GOALIE

BRO IM 0/9 THIS GAME

67 JUST RUINED A BICH BOMB

IM GOALI E NOW

flyers play game 4 in 10 mins

i just got the worst notification of my life

them grilled cheeses add up

the big down goes down

justin whats the dumbest thing youve been called out for

feel that

you gettin me heated

put out the fire in my crotch bud

you a firefighter?

justin

get ur ass in here

on the topic of disney world

1 paul bissonnette is enough

i basically live in disneyworld

Shucks!

2026-05-09 apparently he used some app to track firefighter activity and bought some radio off FB marketplace for 2K · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-09 "fire enthusiast" · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hes a "

wanna know the guys reasoning

some guy i went to school with just got arrested for impersonating a firefighter and interfering with a fire scene

justin ur a firefighter right

god hes so hot

i wish i was kidding but i was gonna shoot that

2026-05-09 fucker · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-09 mods get 31 back here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

this bich

i suck

Tip.....?

I CAME

YEAS

we need a goalie bich...

WE REPLACE 31 WITH JUSTIN

OH LETS FUCKING GO

that 31 was a nice fellow

ty kap

yeah no i fear i realized that once it happened

whoops

YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME DEAD !

yk 31 for a guy who wants me dead you sure arent playing like it

Thank you very much.

2026-05-09 shouldnt have delayed the game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

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