Apollo
Last seen on poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
· 1d ago
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Lifetime
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Skater
626
GP
320
G
250
A
570
PTS
997
SOG
Extras
-30
+/-
8
HITS
95
BLK
1855
TK
2011
GV
893
PASS
0
PIM
Honors
67
★
25
1st
15
2nd
27
3rd
21
GWG
Goalie
66.8%
SV%
2.789
GAA
798
SV
145
STK
1194
SA
396
GA
21
SO
142
GP
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Servers where this player spends time
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
157 matches · last 1d ago
poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
110 matches · last 1d ago
poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
4 matches · last 2026-06-27
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
1 match · last 2026-04-25
poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
1 match · last 2026-04-30
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
1 match · last 2026-05-08
Match history
| When | Server | Score | Result | Stats |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–0 | L | +/-: -1TK: 6GV: 10 |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | W | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 5+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 18PASS: 9★ 1st StarGWG |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–6 | W | — |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -2TK: 16GV: 12PASS: 11 |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–0 | L | SV: 12SV%: 80.0% |
| 1d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | W | — |
| 3d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–1 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -3TK: 15GV: 18PASS: 9 |
| 3d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–4 | L | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: -1TK: 10GV: 15PASS: 9★ 3rd Star |
| 3d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–2 | L | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: -2TK: 23GV: 21PASS: 10 |
| 3d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 14GV: 16PASS: 13★ 3rd Star |
| 3d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -1TK: 11GV: 14PASS: 3 |
| 2026-07-19 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 16GV: 17PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-19 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–6 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -2BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 3PASS: 3 |
| 2026-07-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–2 | L | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 8+/-: -3TK: 16GV: 26PASS: 6 |
| 2026-07-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–1 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -4BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 16PASS: 5 |
| 2026-07-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 7–0 | L | SV: 3SV%: 42.9% |
| 2026-07-16 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 6–3 | W | G: 6PTS: 6SOG: 11+/-: +3TK: 5GV: 3PASS: 4GWG |
| 2026-07-16 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–4 | L | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: -2BLK: 1TK: 24GV: 16PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-16 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–4 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 10+/-: -3BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 20PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-16 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 7+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 12GV: 21PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-16 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | SV: 4SV%: 80.0% |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–0 | L | SOG: 3+/-: -3TK: 10GV: 11PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | W | — |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | W | — |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | W | — |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–0 | L | — |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 10GV: 12PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–3 | W | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 4+/-: +2TK: 13GV: 20PASS: 6★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | W | SV: 9SV%: 64.3% |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–2 | W | SV: 2SV%: 66.7% |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–4 | L | SV: 4SV%: 66.7% |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–1 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 20GV: 24PASS: 4★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-15 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–2 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -2TK: 6GV: 10PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-14 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 15GV: 17PASS: 1 |
| 2026-07-14 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–3 | L | SOG: 4+/-: -3HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 17PASS: 5★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–2 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 8+/-: +3BLK: 2TK: 12GV: 14PASS: 11★ 1st Star |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–2 | L | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 6TK: 14GV: 14PASS: 2★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–0 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +2BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 14PASS: 2★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | — |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | W | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 5+/-: +1TK: 19GV: 18PASS: 6★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -1TK: 18GV: 21PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-13 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–2 | W | — |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | W | SOG: 4+/-: +1TK: 12GV: 21PASS: 6 |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 6–2 | L | SV: 7SV%: 77.8%★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: +1BLK: 2TK: 14GV: 23PASS: 9★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–0 | W | G: 4PTS: 4SOG: 5+/-: +4BLK: 2TK: 14GV: 16PASS: 6★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 18GV: 20PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: +3BLK: 2TK: 22GV: 23PASS: 13★ 1st Star |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | W | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 10+/-: +1TK: 20GV: 27PASS: 3★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4TK: 12GV: 9PASS: 4★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | L | SV: 7SV%: 63.6% |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | W | SV: 3SV%: 100.0% |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 18PASS: 2★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 8–2 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -6HIT: 1TK: 12GV: 11PASS: 2 |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1TK: 1GV: 7PASS: 3 |
| 2026-07-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | L | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 2+/-: -1TK: 13GV: 16PASS: 8 |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 5+/-: -1TK: 18GV: 20PASS: 7 |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–7 | L | — |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–3 | L | — |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | L | — |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | W | — |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–1 | W | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 7+/-: +2TK: 18GV: 21★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | W | G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 7+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 19PASS: 9★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-07-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1TK: 2GV: 3PASS: 1 |
| 2026-07-08 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–6 | L | SV: 1SV%: 50.0%★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-07-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 6–0 | L | +/-: -6BLK: 1TK: 7GV: 14PASS: 2 |
| 2026-07-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–1 | L | SV: 8SV%: 66.7% |
| 2026-07-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–0 | L | SV: 7SV%: 100.0% |
| 2026-07-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–1 | W | SV: 2SV%: 66.7% |
| 2026-07-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | SOG: 1TK: 2GV: 3PASS: 1 |
| 2026-07-06 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: +1TK: 16GV: 17PASS: 6★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-06 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | L | +/-: -1★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-06 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–0 | W | +/-: +1★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-07-06 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 18GV: 15PASS: 8★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-07-06 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 7+/-: -1TK: 21GV: 19PASS: 13 |
| 2026-07-06 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | W | TK: 15GV: 12PASS: 5 |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–2 | L | — |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–0 | L | +/-: -2BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 14PASS: 9 |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–4 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +2TK: 1GV: 2PASS: 1★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 26PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–3 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -2BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 20PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–0 | W | SV: 9SV%: 100.0% |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | L | SV: 12SV%: 92.3% |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | L | SV: 12SV%: 92.3% |
| 2026-07-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–2 | L | +/-: -1BLK: 2TK: 15GV: 17PASS: 5 |
| 2026-07-03 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 2 |
| 2026-07-03 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 7GV: 4PASS: 4 |
| 2026-07-03 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | W | SOG: 1TK: 6GV: 4PASS: 2 |
| 2026-07-03 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 8GV: 8PASS: 11★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-01 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–1 | L | BLK: 1TK: 5GV: 8PASS: 5 |
| 2026-07-01 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | W | G: 1A: 3PTS: 4SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 11GV: 16PASS: 9★ 2nd StarGWG |
| 2026-07-01 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–3 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2TK: 4GV: 5★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-01 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–5 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -3BLK: 1TK: 20GV: 12PASS: 13 |
| 2026-07-01 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | SV: 5SV%: 62.5%★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-07-01 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–5 | W | SV: 1SV%: 100.0% |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | SOG: 4+/-: +1TK: 21GV: 20PASS: 3 |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–4 | L | SOG: 4+/-: -4TK: 9GV: 10PASS: 3 |
| 2026-06-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 6GV: 9PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-27 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–2 | L | +/-: -2BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 17PASS: 7 |
| 2026-06-27 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–0 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +3TK: 6GV: 20PASS: 11★ 2nd Star |
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Chat history
1d ago
Oh shit nvm rn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gtg after this game
1d ago
I just one timer cleared that shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
Celebrini 11/18/25 ass game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
SECOND ONE TIMER EVER
WHAT A FUCKING PASS BRO
YOU CURSED ME
😭
😭
1d ago
God no I'll fuck it hard
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
BACKHAND FUCKING BEAUTY BOYS
1d ago
Sry
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
Wasn't me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I never hit
😭
Refs
1d ago
FUCK YEAH
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
96 MPH BACKHAND
1d ago
Pseudo michi
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I ALMOST DID IT
1d ago
WHAT A FUCKING CATCH DUDE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
Gyad dayum
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
W rolo
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I never had this conversation with you
No not us in particular
Try em they're good
Look em up if no
Ever heard of rolo candies?
I just came up with it
Ello Rolo
1d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
NAH BRO
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cno fucking wayt
1d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Mfs you have none
1d ago
Gimmie C pls
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
Nty
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
1d ago
.8 sv% on 3 goals is fucking insane for my usual
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Second red sog
1d ago
TYSM HUSSO
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
THAT SHIT WAS INSANE
WHO TF MADE A SKATER SAVE
1d ago
Come on guys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Red has one sog and blue has 6
1d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
MFS TOOK NONE
SO MANY CLEARING OPPORTUNITIES
3d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Gn boys
😭
I retire
What can I say
3d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
CRAZY ASS SAVE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
THAT WASN'T A SAVE?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
I didn't touch
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wuh
3d ago
We're fucked we got sin and flakes on blue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
I sure do hate it when my pre workout leaks bro
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
WAIT WAS IT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
All three goals are so stupid
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS
😭
The only two goals were ass plays that happened to go to sin
😭
IG
I ALWAYS GOTCHU SIN
XD
3d ago
77?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Hey uhhh
3d ago
You missed tendy making 4 penalties get called in 30 secs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Rolot my man
I exist to suffer
Tendy has to be trolling
I'M SICK OF BEING A PKER
STOP PLS
😭
HOLY SHIT
😭
Tendy behind the net the entire play
3d ago
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
TF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TENDY
PLEASE
STAPIT
WAY
FUCKING
NO
Bro something happened
3d ago
NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FUCKING STICK SAVE HE MADE?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
Fire name
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@2
3d ago
Always offsides or "defending"
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Tf you doing
@66
3d ago
Wut
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3d ago
Bro
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
How tf
3d ago
🔥
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-19
I gtg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nvm I have 2 pts how
I do not deserve 1st
HE SHOOTS IT BACK THE DIRECTION IT CAME FROM
WTF
FINALLY
No 78
Tendy is a fucking robot
2026-07-19
GOALIE IS A TRAMPOLINE
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-07-19
Yeah at least a golden retriever gets the ball
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Hockey IQ of***golden retrieverr
Holy shit dude
@98
2026-07-19
😭
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2026-07-19
XD
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THAT'S HOW WE DO IT SIN
2026-07-19
😭
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2026-07-19
😭
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2026-07-19
Holy shit I lagged and ripped it
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2026-07-18
Gtg
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Gf is callin
2026-07-18
Nothing better than failing a deke
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2026-07-18
I have almost 300 now
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2026-07-18
41 is a god for 30 mins
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Almost michi'd it
2026-07-18
😭
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Tf you think I'm doing when it sails 20 feet high
2026-07-18
I could not shoot any farther than I did
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2026-07-18
😭
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Bs goal
Let one in
This cd sucks
Bs goal
2026-07-18
😭
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Dude plays like straight ass then becomes Gretzky
2026-07-18
😭
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Btw blue let me get 3 shots in 2 seconds and I scored none
AIN'T RAWDOGGIN FOR LONG
NVM BRO MAY GOT TS
YOU DO NOT GOT TS BRO
😭
The second I stop cherrypicking
2026-07-18
red or blue
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
41 HAS TO BE TROLLING
BRO
😭
HOLY SHIT
41 is dwayne jetsky\
2026-07-18
But he's offside half the time
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😭
41 POSITIONS LIKE A FUCKING GOD AT THIS LITTLE PLAYTIME
2026-07-18
Red is that shriveled guy drinking droplets under the pipe
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Blue gets stacked
2026-07-18
How tf did I flip it like a pancake
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🔥
😭
41 had so many dumping opportunities
2026-07-18
Not if I crank it first
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Holy shit
I rammed it into it
So bad
I stuck my mouse to my keyboard
BRAINCELLS LEFT THE RINK
😭
🔥
Goalie had no fuckin chance
😭
E
I do that move all the time
No
😭
AND HE FUCKING WHIFFS
I SPICE HIM WITH THE BEST PASS EVER
2026-07-18
Makes the worst one anyway like a fucking chad
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Knows the best play
41 is the worstfish of puck
2026-07-18
Shit them
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They exist for a reason
You got pants right?
2026-07-18
Wreong one
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2026-07-18
😭
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Flakes lifts
Fr
Love how blue C isn't lifting me
Mf has lifted his own stick so many times
Is 41 sabotaging us?
😭
2026-07-18
I JUST GOT FUCKING JUMPED BRO
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I angled mys tick high
Mmmmm
2026-07-18
😭
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Does any red player know how to engage the puck for more than 2 seconds?
.
2026-07-18
Shit took 16 years to register
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Wtf
You were both goalies before me
😭
You made no saves as red goalie
2026-07-18
😭
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Whole ass red team rn
Chase the small moving thingy
Hockey IQ of a damn dog
2026-07-18
😭
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At this point it's more effective for me to try to clear it than for my own teammates to
2026-07-18
😭
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This shit looks like a matchmaking server
The fuck did I just watch?
Is everyone high rn???
2026-07-16
Cya
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I gtg
Shit
2026-07-16
Mf robbed everyone so many times
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2026-07-16
FUCK YEAH
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2026-07-16
Tf is cursing my ears rn'
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2026-07-16
Fucking wild angle to almost score on
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Moisten the goalie.
2026-07-16
Goat of puck battles there
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Wtf are the odds
Before every game you must ensure that your goalie is warm and moist
You can never forget
2026-07-16
THIS MF MAY AS WELL BE A GODDAMN FORCE FIELD
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FUCKING 950
GONNA BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
2026-07-16
6 breakaways in 1 min
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Got me screaming like a fucking wendigo bro
I'm lowkenuinely about to krill myself
GO GO GO
He's good
AND
He's lucky
Like he's the worst
Pissmissile is so lucky
2026-07-16
CcAT WANTS IN HOLD ON
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HOW
I'M CRYING
2026-07-16
😭
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19 has saved 0
2026-07-16
HOW TF DID I DO THAT
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2026-07-16
THAT SHOULD BE NO PEN AT ALL WTF
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HOW???????
WHAT
2026-07-16
Reverse shot technique
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Oh no now I'm not locked in bros
2026-07-16
I got royally fucked
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2026-07-16
🔥
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🔥
But my stick sure does
My body may not do it
😭
Wtf was that
2026-07-16
Ommmmmmmmmmmm
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May crack tomorrow
In flow state
fym what a save
😭
Tf just happened
2026-07-16
II'm good now
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Back stretched
LEMME STRETCH
2026-07-16
I can tell
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Native
PissMissile is not a ponce antive
😭
Oh hell yeah boys my reaction time is FUCKED
😭
Is it the 2 hours of sleep and 240 mg caffeine?
I feel so weird idfk what it is
2026-07-16
Ig I'm high rn
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😭
😭
My mom keeps popping in dude
2026-07-16
Mom
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Sheer bad luck
2026-07-16
Jaysus
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2026-07-16
Many a time
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Yes
2026-07-16
But my dad has occupied the shitter
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I gotta piss so bad
2026-07-16
I shoot missiles as goalie idfk why
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2026-07-16
😭
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My backhand is a fucking nightmare
2026-07-16
Gf calling
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2026-07-16
In exchange though I'm a shit goalie
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😭
Two is crazy defense
One is a monstrous backhand
I have two skills
😭
And mf swats it out
That was on net
Holy shit
2026-07-16
CfR
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2026-07-16
Hold on
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CwTF
2026-07-16
I gtg
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Twist his nuts
Computa
2026-07-16
Amazing D
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😭
Mf hatty watch
2026-07-16
Bs
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2026-07-16
Choly
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Choly
2026-07-16
Lets be so fr rn that shit quantum tunneled the fivehole
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Bro
2026-07-16
Guys let's make a ynicer play
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Ynice one guys
Ynicee
😭
GOALIE ASSIST
2026-07-15
How tf do I clear the best as tendy
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Apo "Biggest D In Puck" llo
Holy
Like why that?
How though?
Where did the van vanucks posession joke even come from?
THANKS RED GUY
Van "The Braincells Die Here" Vanucks
2026-07-15
My screen is bugged
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Wtf
2026-07-15
🔥
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🔥
2026-07-15
Bedtime for me
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2026-07-15
Bs
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Rolot ever scored a hatty?
2026-07-15
Hearing about different worlds while tired af and then just seeing one of my teammates megaknight was unreasonably funny
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2026-07-15
BRO TWO OF THE PLAYERS HAVE 5 SOG
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LIKE 12 SOG IN 2 SECONDS
😭
WTF WAS THAT
Wonder how the nhl would treat it if two players docked on the ice
Dih to dih
2026-07-15
Poncepuck.net
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Help
2026-07-15
Gonna end it all
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.
😭
NO ICE DUMBASS
Hehehehaw
No ice
Graf just got a double minor?
BRO
😭
2026-07-15
Lil too zesty of a shot
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Gonna use sin to commit sins
🔥
Bigbootycheeks saw bigbootycheeks
2026-07-15
THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL HOW TF DID I ALMOST DO IT
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😭
Chigbootybeeks
😭
Wrong button
2026-07-15
Does the vote even do anything?
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WE NEED TO DETERMINE WHO WINS
VSO
YES
Wait he is?
😭
😭
I WAS ON THE NET FOR SO LONG
😭
HOW TF
Down to me again it is not
istfg
2026-07-15
I nuttedd
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Gonna nut
2026-07-15
Wtf is that horn
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😭
I'm so tired bro
2026-07-15
😭
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Wait wtf it is
2026-07-15
.y
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Shootout?
Guys
Fucking one goal in the entire game
2026-07-15
Tfym instinct
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😭
That shit wouldn't even fly in wcpl bro
A cold dih sounds scary
I only wanna crack one when it's warm thanks
2026-07-15
I just heard a woman
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2026-07-15
Meant to hit the net and fall
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Fah
2026-07-15
Satan himself ripped open Sin's arse
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He committed a sin
2026-07-15
They lowered the glass a bit
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😭
2026-07-15
Rolot is 12
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Recognize that bump that looks like a deer
Graf drive in your car right after a beer
no
WE HAVE NO GOALIE
START
2026-07-15
I took a break from goalie and now I'm playing the best I ever have
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2026-07-15
No it means poncer himself gives you a sloppy doppy
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I just nutted
Whoel
It's everything at once
2026-07-15
Bro it wasn't even a sticklift I just put it into the post point blank empty net
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Finally
I AM ASS"
2026-07-15
I AM A BACKHAND GOD
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2026-07-15
😭
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The best I ever have
I have played
2026-07-15
HE SAW WHAT I WAS TRYING AND DID IT
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FUCK YEAH
2026-07-15
Best game possible
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We're all mediocre and sweating rn
This shit is fun af
😭
2026-07-15
😭
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Cat and I fucking duelling while everyone else cherrypicks
4 on 2
Briki net
Ponce was my first server too
😭
Out of my 280 250 are prob on ponce
Only 100 goals?
2026-07-15
Mhm
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Thumb aint thumbin
Brain ain't brainin
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DID MY FINGIE NOT MOVE
While on my team
I will personally rip off the testicles of every player on the ice rn if they keep skating up to me with the puck
2026-07-15
For the love of all that is holy
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😭
PUT IT INTO MY PADS
WHICH DUMBASS
2026-07-15
Ig not any more
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Nvm
Gtg
2026-07-15
We have no shots
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In terms of shots
2026-07-15
Kablow
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😭
Mf almost took me out with the puck right tf there
Mf centered
Red players making me think I'm always the blue goalie here
2026-07-15
Ambatakuhhhhh
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I JUST SAID NEEK IN THE WHEES TO MYSELF
Spaghetti by mom
QUANTUM TUNNELING SHIT
HOW???
😭
WTF
Tf
2026-07-15
67 I scream as I clap my hands like a sea lion
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67
😭
😭
Cmere pussy
🔥
Not even because we're good just the whole rest of the team is ass
Haze is me in most of my games rn
2026-07-15
We fucking serious rn?
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.
That happened
Okay uhh
.
😭
Holy shit that was so dead on it didn't even look like it moved
Why t f would the team with more goals get another playersa
2026-07-15
I gtg
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2026-07-15
He prob likes that
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2026-07-15
Alr
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Viel
Anyone wanna switch?
blue has 0 sog
2026-07-15
Dafuq
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2026-07-15
HOLY FUCKING ANGLE
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2026-07-15
😭
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When I said passs I didn';t mean become thornton
2026-07-15
😭
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Wait wtf vndrew switched
2026-07-15
Off rip
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😭
Actually passing good too
2026-07-15
Missed passes are better than none at all
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😭
Come on
Passing is not the fucking lost art of spinjitzu guys
2026-07-15
😭
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PLEASE
MAKE A PASS THAT ISN'T A BULLET
2026-07-15
😭
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2026-07-14
Cya guys'
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I'm out
Alright I'm tired
Fr
2026-07-14
red team*
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😭
Why the entire blue team standing at our blue line like the fucking avengers bro
2026-07-14
Awww
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2026-07-14
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-14
😭
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But every time someone goes in our forwards are nowhere to be found
I love how our defenseman is always in the offensive zone
2026-07-14
Fr
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2026-07-14
😭
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😭
2026-07-14
Who tf backshotted it with the goalie out of the net
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😭
BRO
2026-07-14
😭
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I'M DYING
2026-07-14
😭
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Fym stenz
2026-07-14
I hate how it's not a prompt
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2026-07-14
🔥
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😭
HOLY SHIT
Same shit 2 times
2026-07-14
Hopefully
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😭
😭
He never touched the puck rolot
Rolot
2026-07-13
Wut
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2026-07-13
😭
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NOT YET
2026-07-13
I wait for a pass like a begging dog waits for food
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😭
I SAW
2026-07-13
😭
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W COORDINATION
😭
Red needs another player
2026-07-13
That shit bounced off both posts and out
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I got scammed bro
😭
HOW
2026-07-13
Knod is crazy
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😭
:D
2026-07-13
Not close one!
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Fuck my stupid chungus life
2026-07-13
😭
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Muhfucker has 1,000 hours
Alr
Awww
We got 4 people now
Wanna restart?
It's chicken noodle soup
I have never gone tape to tape
2026-07-13
HE'S ROLOT AGAIN
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2026-07-13
Idfk how i did that
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😭
2026-07-13
Gn everyone
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Down to a day
Used to be a week
Cya
Sry
I gtg guys
2026-07-13
Not until 1 AM
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Can't
Just Rolot
He has
I literally cannot react fast enough
2026-07-13
Aw
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Flakes is a god
Preferably join red
@92
2026-07-13
This goalie is askarov
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2026-07-13
Fr fr
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Yes I scored that I'm pro
😭
😭
Why do you keep selling out?
2026-07-13
FUCKING FLEURY
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BRO HOW
2026-07-13
😭
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I cleared the net wtf
2026-07-13
Amazing we got that down 1 player and against sin and flakes
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2026-07-13
No it was 3 on 2
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2026-07-13
Unlucky af
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Yk it's good when the chat explodes
2026-07-13
G
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Eh fuck it
I wanna be D
😭
2026-07-13
FUCK YEAH FLAKES
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2026-07-13
😭
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DEFENSEMAN GOAL
2026-07-13
I HAVE A MASSIVE D
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Not for me
works
Eh it work
Well ig I'm D now
Flakes take the spot
My gf is talking
Wanna take my spot?
Waddup Flakes
Refs are drunk
2026-07-13
Why is my fov so low
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2026-07-13
Ohhhhh
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MY GOAL?
WTF
Comitting sins with him
XD
Sin can I crack?
2026-07-13
Brochacho
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2026-07-13
Dafuq
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2026-07-13
Didn't mean to do that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Lemme have my tomato soup
😭
2026-07-12
Change your goal song to get ready for this
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Seb
2026-07-12
awawawawawawawawawadddadaf waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddnvm
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WE ARE SO BACK
WE
UI BROKE FOR A SEC
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Dude is playing like C
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ref confuzzled me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2026-07-12
Remember pp
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
No icing
🔥
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You went off
33 tf you waggling at me for
2026-07-12
HOLY SHIT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
CLIP THAT
BRO WHAT
off
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2 players have scored goals dude
Been a whi;e
Hey seb
2026-07-12
?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Ew
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Jaysus
2026-07-12
🔥
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sorry
I fucked that
2026-07-12
Not able to change yet?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Waddup Rolot
Luck
Fucking
Sheer
2026-07-12
?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wanna switch?
@26
MY MOM HAS THE WORST TIMING POSSIBLE
2026-07-12
Thx
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3 on 1
@red
Why can I shoot fucking bullets as goalie?
XD
FIGHT ME OR NO BALLS
C@14
CbLEP
2026-07-12
bS
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Eh sorta slow but good setup
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gyad dayum
2026-07-12
Alrighty
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Uh
2026-07-12
Wrong bind
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Like actually
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Impressive save% for 4 goals dude
2026-07-12
I feel high rn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
*curve
Dude I need to change my curved
2026-07-12
Use it to VC not this
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yk what Discord is right?
@44
2026-07-12
And someone else
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
3
Kicked by 44 and uhh
No
Got kicked twice
Ello
2026-07-12
I'm going to BeamNG
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gn
XD
2026-07-12
This is gonna trip me up so bad
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I have an iPhone and I just set the notification sound to apple pay ping
@16
😭
Idfk
2026-07-12
Pounds per square inch?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
commands
Then command
Player QOL
You can bind it with the uhhhhh
Then again to make the pass get shot
Type /pass where you want the pass to come from
I forgot I bound pass to middle click
Oh no
Wait
You can do this shit with my stick curve and the unlimited blade angle
Flakes
Oh ye
2026-07-12
Nope
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Friend me on discord rq
THAT WAS INT?
XD
Always lived around the sharks thoug
Yep
So I wanna take her
Her birthday is september
I'm excited because my gf has never been to a sharks game
Oh ye
Why?
Why is my ping so damn high
2026-07-12
Wait friend on dc
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
There should be a tiny little x next to the letter
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Just X out the keybind
I like classic skating more
I unbound that annoying shit
Twist left and twist right
Compadjust
Oh
Wait no wtf
Player QOL
Unbound it
Nope
?
Could just be my hands the size of***gorilla but my fingers the thickness of spaghetti'
I use them
Use fwd and bkwd mouse buttons
Infinite stick angle lets me do that shit
Fuck it we puck
Fuck it we ball
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
I am seeing shit now
Caffeine does shit to me man
I AM COKED UP AF
2026-07-12
Watch me be ass now
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why am I goated now
How tf did I do that
Enough caffeine is in my system rn to kill a bull elephant
Nah
?
2026-07-12
Brb
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
We ball
Fuck it
Or sleep?
Go drink 240 mg caffeine?
😭
Tiredness feels like I'm drunk now
Holy shit
Guys
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-07-12
Jaysus
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
HOW
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I either play like Celebrini
Holy shit
2026-07-12
guh??
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
No saving that
2026-07-12
My teammate is the one who steals it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Weave it through 4 enemies
Limit is like 7 full spims
Btw unlocked is a lie
I fucking love it
This what you think about the unlocked stick Flakes?
Look at me
Flakes
Blep
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WTF
Now I'm accuracy god
I changed my curve by 5
2026-07-12
ig
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
That wasn't a shot ih
Guys yk the one I put dead on tendy's skull?
2026-07-12
Just how I like it fr fr
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
My curve lets me airball shit over the net when I'm trying to get it on net
I like my curve
How do you check?
They like it sloppy
Jerk off the scouts and hope they let you in
do /curve 0 0 0
At least last I checked
Gk can't get stick curve
Nope
I use 20 50 60 I think
I believe it's between 0 and 100?
Replace each x with a value
Type /curve x x x
And use your jerk off strength to move it quickly
Guys move your mouse sideways
I wanna know who real Flakey boy is
Fr
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why tf did the puck jump
I have a curved stick but uhhh
That was weird
Uh
Wtf
cri
Flakes you're the only one advanced enough for that here I think
I'm always last bro
WHICH FLAKES
Thank god
Yeah
XD
2026-07-12
Father help
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Alr
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Rolot what stick you got?
Flakes what stick you got?
I didn't know I could make that sound
2026-07-12
You can thumbs down
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
stick
Nice thing about 360 tick
😭
ACROSS TWO TEAMS
HATTY
2026-07-12
I'm so productive fr fr
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Don't do shit and whiff
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
What a way for me to deke
That pass was a missil
That had to be over 105
Holy shit
FAAAAAAAAAAA
That works
Boutta be the triple threat
Yapping is too much fun
I mean
Fr
WTF IS GOING ON SUDDENLY
How tf
I am the onl one with shots
Yeah like your teammate saucing a pass to you as GK
😭
AS HE SAYS IT
I'm getting tired
Holy
2026-07-12
HOLY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
MY BEST PASS
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sorry for hitting you tendy
2026-07-12
Wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
While backhand goes 105
My forehand is ass
Bro was confuzzled
PURE LUCK
2026-07-12
Tysm QWERTY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
AHSUGTSYUTD]
QWERTt
W
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
They tried to get Flakes banned but did absolute shit
Wtf
He's ass at penalties
Rolot is decent
Decent
2026-07-12
DON'T KICK
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
RED NAME
WWWWWWWW
IT'LL KICK A TROLL
HIS NAME IS BLUE
2026-07-12
Now he's stuck like that for a week
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Rolot cmon
2026-07-12
They need to add Steam ID kicking as a base thing
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
ACTUAL FLAKES IS HERE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THE LEGEND
THE MYTH
THE MAN
Isn't Flakes Flakes on Steam?
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Good fucking luck getting a pass AT ALL from this Flakes
2026-07-12
Fr Ged has gotten stupidly good
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
As much as I hate Flakes I admire the mf a lot
Real iceman and real Flakes are badasses
Jobless
Summer break
Not him
2026-07-12
I believe all 3 are here rn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Or no
2 trolls pretending to be Flakes
FAAAAAAAAA
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
CMON
WRONG 15 BRO
2026-07-12
Someone else take goalie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Lemme report
Fake one tries to take me out constantly
2026-07-12
Holy deke
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I think that's the one?
Real one is a badass with a goal
Ig 3 trolls were vking everyone
Thx dude
🔥
😭
Flakes I hate you but ik you're not a trolling type
Wtf happened before I joined
I need it bad
Pls
Gimmie context
Dead serious
Holy shit why do the shots feel way faster than normal
But he's a badass
Hate the guy
Flakes is a badass
Keep him
Flakes is good
No
🔥
Flakes is really good
No?
I hate being the guy to destabilize teams
This sucks
2026-07-12
Cya guys
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I gtg
Shit
2026-07-12
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Was I that much of the defense?
2026-07-12
SRY ABT THAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FIXED
MY BINDS ARE FUCKED BRO
HOLD On
Fuck
YES
Puck was updated
I wanna goalie
2026-07-12
Ts looks so fun this time around
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wait I wanna goalie next game
😭
DID HE TAG THAT
HOW TF
2026-07-12
@blue 4 on 2
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@blue
😭
With infinitely more skilled players on the 4 player team
Why we rockin 4 on 2
2026-07-12
My backhands are so much better than my forehands now that I think abt it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
BACKHAND BEAUTY MF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Don't defend head on
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
You sure?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Uhhhh
2026-07-12
MY D IS MASSIVE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OF ALL TIME
THE BIGGEST D
I HAVE
2026-07-12
Wsg rolot
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I just noticed
They did
Wait
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Just my own
I don't get mad at the winning team
W
ACTUALLY THAT GOALIE GOAL WOULD HAVE BEEN SICK
I WANTED HIM TO SCORE THERE
2026-07-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cooley you stickhandle and drop pass to the other team
2026-07-12
Ummm
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ig???
Goalie confuzzled
Cooley holy shit
2026-07-12
Don't stickhandle if you don't need to
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Goalie takes the bait 24/7 and cooley plays like a beer leaguer with NHL ego
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Defense of a wet paper towel
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Why do the goalies get so cocky now?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
I only rage at my team
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cmon
How tf am I the only one with a shot guys
2026-07-12
Blue goal horn?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Tf
2026-07-12
WHAT ARE THE ODDS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Weirdest fucking play ever
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Tendy is sitting there relaxing
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
HAD ME FUCKING CRYING
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THE DIVE BOMB
2026-07-12
ON NET FROM THERE BRO
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
A forward you are not 19
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-12
Need stamina!
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Anyone else be C
2026-07-09
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'M GONNA GO FUCKING RABID
2026-07-09
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
FUCK THIS SCORE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
That shit was going in
2026-07-09
Damn good deke
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
I randomly am Gretzky
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Okay how tf did I pull that off
2026-07-09
THEY'RE PUNISHING HIS BIG BOOTY CHEEKS
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
OFF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
BIGBOOTYCHEEKS FTW
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
Wut
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
By blue players
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Just saw it get shot back in easily 5 times
Bro even blue wants the puck in their zone
2026-07-09
Sin holy jesus who the fuck is your ISP
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
Tonight is the night that changes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sin I haven't used you for sins yet
2026-07-09
🔥
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Guys 6-0 for any amount of time should be sc worthy
2026-07-09
I ripped a one timer with my pendulum swinging third leg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
I'm better than van as a tendy and I'm ass
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm sticking a lit firecracker up my urethra rn
Time to check Chedda's logs
2026-07-09
Just let me tendy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Swap with me
Van please
2026-07-09
NHL vs beer league
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Tf just happened
2026-07-09
The fucking legend himself
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
I wish there was a puck cam
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
Cya
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gtg
😭
Sorry for stealing a goal
Thanks for feeding me btw guys
2026-07-09
Thanks for feeding me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
gg
2026-07-09
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
Horrid pass
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
FAAAA
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
I DIDN'T TOUCH SHIT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm ass you guys are just feeding me amazingly
2026-07-09
TO WIN IT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HATTIE
2026-07-09
How tf have I taken 5 shots
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
Aside from cele
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Red shoots like a group of stormtroopers
2026-07-09
FUCKING WILD PASS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I tried smth and failed
2026-07-09
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
This tendy is a fucking nut
2026-07-09
WRONG ONE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
I AM A GOD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
BACKHAND
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY SHIT
2026-07-09
JAYSUS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-09
I have never seen this many blind passes
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wtf is this
2026-07-09
Hi
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-07-08
Cya
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-08
ONE IS ON END
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
I shot it up
Leave it
No
How tf
Cmere
Glatt
HOW AM I SECOND?
2026-07-07
Gotta shit badly dude I can feel it poking out
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
We would still have less goals
If they had no goalie
We have 3 shots bro
Their goalie is not good
I think the line for scrambling gets crossed when you got a 6-0 shutout
2026-07-07
Not sure if it's entirely solid or not btw
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
hey team, there's a double pounder just chilling in my asshole rn
Oh right I use the space shuttle spelling too often
Tha Columbian bam bam must be good eh 67?
2026-07-07
Waltuh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I needa go there and get some of whatever the fuck you're on bro
67 where do you live
Tf is 67 doing
Same here
Why.
Bro has them willy wonka keybinds
😭
What are your wackfuck binds bro
2026-07-07
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HE DID NOT TRIP ME
BRO I RAN OVER THAT MF AND I FELL
HOW
WTF
WAIT No
Bro red is so ass
2026-07-07
Me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ts is the teen titans go team
🔥
😭
Clear it with sommmmmballllllls
I am the sizr
@16 prepare for my dih
2026-07-07
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
66 you can leave the net
2026-07-07
Okay anyone but him be our tendy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
🔥
Please tell me the mud is slang for my ass
2026-07-07
We have to sc
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
SAVE ME
These mfs boutta win with a 0.000 goalie
Bro plays with a bird's eye view but sees details like a 90 year old man
80 has to be high
80 is high rn
Bro istg if they win with a 0.000 tendy
Fr
FUCK
DO IT
2026-07-07
PLEASE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
SCORE
2026-07-07
86 ping is not fun
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm in cali
Chi is ass
Ik
And chi servers are as
I wanna try a league but vanilla is ass
GYAD DAYUM
Same
I love how the new puck made everyone ass
🔥
Illinois servers are ass
Nvm
Ew
XD
MY FINGERS ARE COLD AS FUCK
OH NO IK WHAT IT IS
I wanna try pphl
Come to red
Booty boy flakes
@flakes
Fr
Under half
You can literally see half of what my tired ass can see rn
60 fov is fucking tiny bro
2026-07-07
Name one
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Meanwhile one blue player can walk the whole fucking red team
Red now has a mildly competent goalie
2026-07-07
OFF THE RIP
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yep
Pepper me daddy
I am red now
Lemme switch
12 shots I mean
3 for red
11 shots for blue
2026-07-07
The choice is yours, a cosmic buffet!
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Men? Women? It's all okay
😭
A proper shot
Finally
Yeshie we don't wanna know how you like your women
Ts is not golf you do not have 2 hours to tee up one shot
😭
MF SHOOT IT ONCE
2026-07-07
Red is a fitting color because this team must be from fucking montreal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-07
Open wide for me after the game sinny boy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bad boy sin
2026-07-07
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FINALLY
Put ONE on net
ONE
Red for the love of god
2026-07-07
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Hold on lemme spread the pads
The defense is too good so I'm just here for you guys to pound in the locker room after the game ig
2026-07-07
Do I just stand here and look pretty before you guys crack me in the locker room?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHY TF AM I EVEN HERE BRO
LET THEM GET SHOTS OFF JESUS
2026-07-07
I'm tired rn and it makes me seem drunk and I fucking love it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
No i'm el pollo
Aipollo
Flakes I'll drive my meaty hammy fist into your abdomen so fucking hard it'll blow your innards out your asshole
2026-07-07
Sin can I crack?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You fucking heard me
Sin i'm boutta use you for sins
Tf?
When she touch yo kingaling
Swallow the oobleck
I may get cracked in a few days
Wtf
He's flakey
Stop using big words flakes won't understand
2026-07-07
This shit is hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Btw guys they haven't taken a single shot on me yet
Shrimple as that
Krill issue
GONNA MS
My man 5 just got fucking peppered
2026-07-07
What happened?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Watch me be ass now
Last time I was G I was a fucking monster
2026-07-07
Hold on lemme adjust some stuff
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
HOPEFULLY NOT WHAT SHE SAID
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
He touched it first
How t f
2026-07-06
Wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wait how
AND IT WAS ASS
MY BEST PASS EVER
2026-07-06
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UHHHH
Uh
2026-07-06
I was doomed
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW TF DID I WIN IT
THE DUMBASS WIN
2026-07-06
YES
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Type /y
How do we vote shootout?
😭
I went tryhard mode and nearly got off 3 shots in 10 seconds
Awww the fivehole
2026-07-06
HOW TF DID HE GET THAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
Idfk anymore fig
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Boutta mend red's buttcrack so they can't shit out these plays any more because wtf is this
2026-07-06
Too hard stepbro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I got fucked
XD
I'm shit at passing
?
I got one hell of a backhand
HOLY SHIT
2026-07-06
We were off cuz I got discombobulated
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
🔥
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
I'M FUCKING DYING
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Unlucky af though
HELL YEAH
2026-07-06
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
That was as on net as it gets
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
Fire name bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@28
2026-07-06
THAT SHIT GOT ME GIGGLING LIKE A CLOWN
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-06
HOW TF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-04
WTF JUST HAPPENED
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-04
Glad to see this is where it's gotten now
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I started the first ever puck gk fight
Pussies
Fight
@13
@32
2026-07-04
Thx vndrew
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-04
Alright gn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Finally
2026-07-04
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WRONG ONE
XD
Nope
😭
Please stop dive bombing
2026-07-04
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Self rebound
2026-07-04
New puck handles like shgit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-04
Dude actually made a damn good save
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
What a banan...
BACKHAND BEAUTY
FUCK YEAH
It exists
@18
2026-07-04
Dw we've been there
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
The sharks were worst last season
Not me irl saying oh my god like a girl about to cum
2026-07-04
Van "the child custody ends here" Vanucks
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY
WEAK ASS ICING
Good defense boys
In 69 days
2026-07-04
I am fucking dying
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
First puck goalie fight
2026-07-04
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
It would be so fun skating to the other goalie and busting his ass
I wish this game had proper fighting
Intermission bitch
🔥
XD
YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO?
@5
2026-07-04
Locked the fuck in rn ig
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Did I save THAT
How tf
Then more offensive zone trap for you
Helle maybe stop ramming me every 30 secs
XD
NOT AN APPLE BUT WE TAKE IT
OFF OF MY SHOT
FUCK YEAH
SO CLOSE
2026-07-04
THOSE SHOTS BRO WTF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Finally
@red
2026-07-04
My team took like 4 shots total
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Not even
😭
12 FUCKING SHOTS TO BEAT ME
BRO IT TOOK 12 SHOTS
😭
How am I expected to pull this shit off?
2026-07-04
How tf am I here
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-04
HAIL NAH
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@red
@red
4 ON 2
2026-07-04
SOMEONE ON BLUE PUSHED ME OUT OF THE NET RIGHT AS A SHOT WAS TAKEN
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-04
That shit was ON the line
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
How tf did I make that one save bro
2026-07-04
Sick ass play @37
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
How tf
2026-07-04
BIGDEKERANDY HERE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY DEKES
2026-07-04
Had some spice in it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Jaysus
Broskies I gotta wake my gf up in a bit
2026-07-04
Why do you want me to tendy?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sure?
2026-07-04
Swap with me for C pls
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Switch with me
2026-07-04
My D is massive
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I AM GOD
2026-07-04
Fr
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
Goddamn dude
Total fucking bullet twice in a row
2026-07-04
How tf is that off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
2026-07-03
WHY AM I DEFENDING LIKE I'M 6U
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
MY GF IS MAKING ME HIGH ISTG
2026-07-03
WHAT A SETUP
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
A lil too early
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
ggs guys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Amatt go C
I gtg
2026-07-03
HOW TF DID HE GET IT THAT FAR
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
Tf was that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
I HAVE BEEN ROBBED TWICE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
That was a bad one
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-03
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
That was a good one
Not even mad mf just robbed my asss
2026-07-03
Celebrini hatty ass goal
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Caps lock
oH YOU DO
2026-07-01
Cya
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ggs
Srry
I gtg brochachoes
2026-07-01
We win so long as this dude is shitfaced
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Stay wasted
Good
Nvm
13 tf
2026-07-01
Sry
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Still need to get better with that deke
Who tf stopped that shot
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-07-01
Ye
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Then uncrouch
Skate forward and crouch then turn 180 degrees
Rq
Uhhh
@9
2026-07-01
9 do yk how to turn without stopping?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
MY FIRST WRAPAROUND
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@9
2026-07-01
2 plays 2 goals
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Jaysus
ACTUALLY FUCKING HOW DID YOU SAVE THAT
HOW
2026-07-01
FAAAAAAAAAAAAh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
Pls'
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Can anyone go G instead of this dude?
2026-07-01
I gtg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
THAT WAS LIKE A COLONY OF BUGS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
Finally
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
Fucking stantion bounces bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Y NO PASS
2026-07-01
THAT'S HOW IT'S FUCKING DONE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
Fuck it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@67
Say @65
no
2026-07-01
I expected a center
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Jaysus
0 is the goat
2026-07-01
mimimi
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
snork
Good idea
2026-07-01
The biggest D
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I am the D
Like literally
He had to go
2026-07-01
HOW
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Won't let me pay attention for one sec
My dad is such a bitch dude
2026-07-01
BRO WHAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-07-01
I play daily and I'm mid
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Except me
😭
Helle I am sorry
SWITCH
HELLE
😭
TF IS 37 SUPPOSED TO DO BRO
Well idfk I don't stay updated
Oh not amatt
Bro has taken 3 penalties since I joined
PLS
AMATT
Blue goalie is pretty damn good dude
Goalie's not even bad red is just goated
2026-07-01
GODDAMN
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-29
Making out in the red end
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Tf are the goalies doing
2026-06-29
jxcks: Rolot: jxcks: Rolot: Bitch
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
UM
2026-06-29
I can feel my reaction time going down the shitter
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Way too close
2026-06-29
Unbelievable
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-29
FINALLY
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-29
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Fucking nilered must have been doing this team chemistry bro
Wuh
Literally just this game
My hb started playing titanic flute
2026-06-29
When flakes is here nobody passes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Bro pass it up
2026-06-29
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-29
Pls
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW
2026-06-29
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
PLEASE BRO
STOP SHOOTING IT
2026-06-27
Gn guys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
XD
I'm gonna kms
Alright I'm not cracking tmrw
It's either a skill or complete autism to walk everyone without stickhandling at all
2026-06-27
It just fucked my shot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I'm unbinding this quick turn shit
2026-06-27
Jeremy ClarkSON
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
SONION
New puck feels like the dildo I compare with
I need another red bull
2026-06-27
HOLY
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I JUMPED THE NET FOR AN ACTUAL REASON
2026-06-27
I don't blow twinks
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-27
Y u heff to be med?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
It is only gaem
2026-06-27
One more for me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
😭
The caffiene is wearing off
2026-06-27
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Dude it needs to be a fuckin option
2026-06-27
I'M FUCKING DYING
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Tf was that
2026-06-27
I love watching people stickhandle for no reason only to lose it instantly
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
2026-06-27
MORE PENALTIES IN THESE TWO GAMES THAN I'VE SEEN IN WEEKS
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
SOMEONE STOP
BRO
😭
Bro careened out of his way just to do that
2026-06-27
Mf can't catch a break
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-27
How tf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-27
TO BEAT THE BUZZER TOO
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
BACKHAND FUCKIN BEAUTY
SNIPE
HOLY SHIT
2026-06-27
Whaddya say guys should I up it to 500mg caff?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-27
Can't just let anyone puck them sexy legs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-27
Cmon
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Gf's only cracking if I don't kms before tomorrow because of you dudes
Broskie
🔥
😭
Gf lowkenuinely may crack tmrw
2026-06-27
WOOHOO
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I'M ON CAFFEINE AND I GOT 64 PING BITCHES
2026-06-27
Cya brochachoes
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I gtg
Ref couldn't believe the backhand beauty
😭
2026-06-27
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
TOTALLY SKILL
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
How tf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
Wut
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
JAYSUS
2026-06-27
Ngl I actually forgor
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
THAT WAS SO GOOD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
BRO HOW DID HE SAVE THAT SHIT
2026-06-27
Refs fucking hate red
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
Wrong one
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
82 is MVP
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Fr
😭
GOALIE DID SO GOOD THERE THOUGH HOLY
2026-06-27
Bs off there tho
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
I LAGGED AT THE WORST TIME
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
GOALIE HOW
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-27
Another goalie joined
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FUCKING WHAT
WHAT
2026-06-27
Sorry guys it's been a second
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-22
I had to quote Ilya
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Y u heff to be med?
It is only gaem
@blue
@red
😭
This is so hilariously unfair
2026-06-22
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I fucked up but I saved it
The absolute fucking goat
10 just went fucking wayne gretzky
2026-06-22
I'm paying back my 3 game hat trick streak with this shit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-22
Nothing like an action game to relax
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
🔥
2026-06-22
50 ms ping when I normally get 34
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Upgraded servers my ass
2026-06-22
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
2026-06-22
I fucking ripped it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bro Glatt scored the same shit twice
2026-06-21
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gtg
Crush is back from her shower
Oh shit]
2026-06-21
I wonder how I'd do with a straight stick as a skater
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
:D
Pls
Istg I dashed
XD
2026-06-21
IT'S SO SLOW NOW
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THIS
THEY NERFED IT
NOOOOOOO
:D
Trying some stuff
Why'd he heff to be med
2026-06-21
JAYSUS
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-21
I just sneezed farted amd came
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-21
HOW???
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HELP
UH
2026-06-21
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
And I'm a forward
I love how I go deep offense once and the defense is fucking gone
2026-06-21
This is the most offensive zone possession I've ever seen with no goals
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-21
Sry
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wrong binds
2026-06-21
Reftard
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wut
2026-06-21
BUZZER BEATER
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-21
Woulda been a wild ass game winner if it were ot
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
Wrong one
2026-06-21
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Then straight back to ass
I'm just randomly a god for 15 seconds
2026-06-21
Almost a crazy own goal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-21
It's 2 am and I've gotten 2 hours of sleep
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude tiredness has never been this bad for me
2026-06-20
Someone take G I'm out
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
Then I'm out
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm warmup goalie
XD
And my reaction time goes down the shitter
A single team goalie
I love how I become like
2026-06-20
I am stupid as Charles Leclerc once said
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
VIRTUAL INSANITY
😭
Vet shoots on me twice and still can't put it in as my fucking teammate
WHO SAVED THGAT
Because I'm on edge
Fails to put it in
And still
Mf shoots at me twice as my teammate
HELL NAH
2026-06-20
JAYSUS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I had zero time to react dude
Jesus fucking christ
2026-06-20
Changed real fast
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nvm
4 on 2
@red
wut
Are they decent bots?
2026-06-20
reftard
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
140
I set my goalie fov to 240
I'm the chicken tender
Idfk
That just seems wrong
Or goalying
Is that how it would be
I'm goalieing
BALAALALALAL
Cross rink
Nop
Yes
Go for a goalie goal i dare you
@99
2026-06-20
Good point
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Watch hockey or be roasted on the spit
Get this mf outta here
😭
BRO
Nah Askarov
2026-06-20
Flakes was as good as me when I joined
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sorta
Ye
I personally run 20 50 60
But replace the x with a value
Type / curve x x x
It was hs
Sorry
2026-06-20
Uh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
And you wish you did don't lie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I GOT MILKY HANDS
Milkshake gimmie a sec
2026-06-20
Oh nvm
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy fucking tip
2026-06-20
VIRTUAL INSANITY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
Ngl i forget to defend
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Actually remember to defend
Like
I'm a godly defenseman when I
2026-06-20
Stays like that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Just kinda
Nio
Just visual
What do you mean dude
Wdym?
2026-06-20
WHAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
Def not
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
Same score as last game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
Like the team wasn't already a pile of rubble?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
2026-06-20
I woulda let that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
I can barely play
I'm fucking dying still
XD
I'll take it
Uhh
XD
HOW TF
2026-06-20
No ice
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-20
IT WAS SO GOOD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
DUDE I FUCKED THAT PASS SO HARD
2026-06-20
How tf did I do that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
TRIPPING???
Sorry about almost flicking it away from you
2026-06-20
Stuuuu?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Hey uhh
2026-06-19
EXCUSE ME WHAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Like 8 of those in and one finally beats me
2026-06-19
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why tf did he get set up right in the slot
2026-06-19
I'm own goaling if you let the 2 man keep going like that dude
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@red
2 man adv
@red
I set up against myself
2026-06-19
Dave Matthew's Band
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dave
Tf?
2026-06-19
Most BS icing ever
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
Please do not the cat
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Then he immediately allows the scariest turnover in history
Dave shit talks
App?
THERE WE GO
Dave you wanna score a goal or?
I straight up just misclicked on that
2026-06-19
Batted down with my stick dude
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
Hell nah
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
Different goal song?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
Ts edging me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-19
That was iced?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
Gtg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
Lwk wanna shit myself rn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
How tf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
That shit went off my tooth
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
2026-06-18
HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A 6 ON 3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THERE ARE SO MANY RED SKATERS
2026-06-18
Nvm wtf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OFF
2026-06-18
Why do i keep doing caps lock
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
gYAD DAYUM
2026-06-18
Worst I've played in weeks
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
Same ngl
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WILDEST DANGLE
2026-06-18
dUDEE THAT PLAY
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
Holy abgle
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
60 ROUND SHOOTOUT BULLSHIT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
NAH I'M FUCKING DONE
NAH\
I DEKED IT
FINALLY
FUCKING
FINALLY
Same ngl
I am in purgatory rn
Don't you?
I love curve
THE GOALIES ARE JUST MOGGING BRO
NOTHING GOES IN
Brochacho
Boutta break the puck record
XD
I had that shit and he supermanned
Feels no different to me
WTF
2026-06-18
Godly fuckin save
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
It's fun
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I like so a bit
THEY ADDED SHOOTOUT BACK?
2026-06-18
@blue
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wanna vk them both?
@62
@68
2 people here with no stick
2026-06-18
OFF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
No angle to get it up
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sorry
2026-06-18
When we have someone who sin't a defenseman on the forecheck
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Finally
Not passed to the right
Wide open right
2026-06-18
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dman deep in the zone bro
2026-06-18
get stick bugged
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
Goalie makin me nut
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
HOLY FUCKING PASS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
One hell of a final faceoff there holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wut
2026-06-18
JESUS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
Holy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
mb
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-18
WAIT I SCOREDD THE GAME WINNER?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
That works
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
No
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
Wtf is going on
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
Awww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
Dude...
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
Blue is phenomenally bad
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
HOW TF AM I THE FIRST STAR
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
I'm either so precise or I fuck up the easiest moves
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
Amazing finish
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-17
Tf are you doing
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@8
2026-06-17
HOW TF NO PENALTY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BEST ONE YET
HOLY SHIT
2026-06-14
I gtg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I gtg
2026-06-14
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-14
Trying to readjust headphones
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-14
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I BLINDLY SHOT THAT SHIT
LUCK
FUCKING
PURE
GYAD DAYUM
2026-06-14
Fucking Quetzacoatl?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bro who taught you this tech
XD
DUDE
HOLY SHIT
JAYSUS
IS HE OKAY???
😭
Bro
INVISIBLE GOALIE
.
Wait
2026-06-14
FAAAAAAAAA
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wuh...
2026-06-14
apollo21379
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
I'm on call with my friends rn so I get the sending them shit thing
2026-06-14
Ello
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-14
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HATTY
2026-06-14
But rn it's ass
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
My aim has been on point asf
2026-06-14
gapple
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-14
13 stop cherrypicking
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-14
Tf is going on
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-14
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Love red on the PK and still with a man adv
2026-06-14
for each team
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cmon man thrice now
BRO WHAT
XD
2026-06-13
WHAT A FUCKING SAVE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THE SAVE BRO
2026-06-13
Never hit the goalie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude
.
ALMOST
2026-06-13
Bro wut
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy shit how'd that get through
Fa
BACK TO BACK GAMES
HAT TRICK
HATTYa
Had half the fucking rink on everyone
Bro that was the worst breakaway ever
BRO THAT SAVE
2026-06-13
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THANKS FOR TAKING THE SHOT I GOT HELD UP
.
I HAD THAT GOAL
BRO
2026-06-13
OFF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
W CHAIN BOYS
2026-06-13
Turn off your lag machine
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@69
2026-06-13
Swap for C?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@18
2026-06-13
Fist me daddy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Does nobody know how to shoot it straight out from any angle?
2026-06-13
I thought he was at least rocking 150
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-13
I was running a 1060 after the update
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You have a 1660?
FINALLY
2026-06-13
Someone wanna switch for gk?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
.
6 pt 4 goal
😭
I had a 6 pt game earlier and now I'm an ass goalie
2026-06-13
fwd and bwd
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I bound my dashes to the mouse buttons
😭
Actually on my mouse for once
That one was
Most penalties I've ever seen in one game dude
Wut
2026-06-13
FIXED SERVERS MY ASS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Need stamina!
2026-06-13
I'm hacking off vndrew's nuts
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Can't wait to test 6v6
STAPIT
Most ass game I've ever had as goalie
Most ass game I
Above the crossbar of the net
They should be calling it high touch
Good clear
2026-06-13
Horrific turnover
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-13
Ish
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm decent
2026-06-13
Ggs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-13
HATTY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-13
WRONG KEY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FA
Fuck
2026-06-13
And almost did
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude I tried to score there
JAYSUS
The ref's mind
WAT
😭
I calculated that shot for so long
2026-06-13
Please just don't
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Upgraded servers my ass
Holy
What a tip dude
2026-06-13
How
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-13
At least you guys can ice it now and be fine
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Y
2026-06-12
Shit is calling me to the toilet bowl
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Anyways I gtg
Oilers blew the GOAT
2026-06-12
Sharks deserved 1st frfr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Poor McKenna
They're the place good players go to die
2026-06-12
Accurate Vegas fan
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
This mf cheers on vegas then sits in the corner doing nothing
HOW DID I APPLE
So in the heat of the moment I run on everyone being ass
Idk who's ass and who's good on red
2026-06-12
3-1 canes rn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Because fuck Vegas
Carolina
Dude
@98
FUCK VEGAS
😭
yk it's bad when an experimental play from one player gets you the farthest you have
2026-06-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude got railed offside
So close
Awww
Dude
2026-06-12
The hockey IQ on display from red rn is fucking incredible
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-12
They do
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-12
Jaysus
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-12
FUCKING SNIPED
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
TOLD YA BITCHES
No you do not
I have to perpetually defend
But I can't get on the rush
I'm so good on the rush
FAAAA
2026-06-12
Bro...
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
One faceoff dude please
2026-06-12
And he misses it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
How tf do I drop it to my teammate
2026-06-12
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You were that looking up meme
2026-06-11
Ggs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gn guys
XD
Yk it was a wild game when you score 3 points and you're the third star of the game
2026-06-11
Nvm goalie
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gonna be the shortest OT ever
2026-06-11
WHY CAN'T I BOUNCE LIKE THAT FOR MY CELLIES
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-11
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh nvm
WORST GAME WINNER EVER
2026-06-11
BigDekeRandy here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-11
FAAAAAAA
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Greatest setups of all time
2026-06-11
I JUST NUTTED
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
What's your FPS?
FPS?
XD
So what do you guys think about generative AI and its effects on our geopolitical situation?
Time to yap
Alr
That has never once happened on faceoff for me when someone else touched it but
Wuh
FAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-06-11
Risky ass move holy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-11
People left so less lag
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh team chat
Less lag
People left
It's server sided
How tf am I a star
Gg
He learned fung shue or wtv the fuck it was
He stopped blaming the lag and started blaming the furniture
Holy shit
😭
5 on 3
@red
FAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OFF
😭
😭
2026-06-11
HOLY LAG
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-11
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Great job there guys
2026-06-11
Dick move
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
2026-06-11
Dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@16
2026-06-11
How does one fuck the faceoff that bad
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FAAAAAAAA
month&
Play on a dogshit machine for a monthy
2026-06-11
MY ACCIDENTAL DUMP FUCKING WORKED???
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cmon
Passing to the slot is a thing boys
2026-06-11
Holy shit dude let it be offsides once
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Idfk
2026-06-11
Dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-11
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Me
Bro what
2026-06-11
Come back
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cmon
@9
I'm assuming everyone else is laggy as fuck?
2026-06-11
Thanks
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
*5v3
4v3
Someone switch
@red
2026-06-08
Bwoo
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Alr gn guys
:D
2026-06-08
Scoring one before I go
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Gn guys
6 AM and I haven't slept so
Currently rocking 12fps
2026-06-08
One of you two join blue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
Good save at the very end
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude I was about to score a fifth
2026-06-08
7 can you not
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
Does either goalie know how to crouch?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
@48
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
Gimmie faceoff rq
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
FASTEST GOAL EVER FRFR
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WOW
2026-06-08
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm exhausted
My reaction time went into the shitter dude
2026-06-08
@red
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Worst possible dash timing
2026-06-08
WAH
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
Reload mods
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@0
2026-06-08
MY FIRST CENTURY MARK
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BOYS
XD
BRO
How tf did I get the apple?
2026-06-08
In fucking triple OT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
At long last
Awww
2026-06-08
Mayn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WAT
2026-06-08
WAY TOO CLOSE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
Reinstall mods
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@99
2026-06-08
Thanks @Stuuuu
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@69
2026-06-08
Ripped it a lil hard
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-08
FUCK YEAH
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BALLSTOMPER
2026-06-08
Someone switch
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yeah no
@blue
Nvm
@blue
@blue
HOLY LAG BRO
2026-06-08
THAT SHIT AIN'T GOING
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
NAH BRO
NAH
.
HELP ME
HELP
UH
Father
Hold on
Worth
2026-06-08
Bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sent it high because i scrolled to hard
Tried to rip it lighter
XD
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-06-08
Cmon
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@22
2026-06-08
Too high
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
E
Got forced off
Or is this just fanta c
Need stamina!
My fucking legendary pass
2026-06-07
Gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Cya guys
Alr
This is too fuckin goofy
Oh my god I gotta take a shit dude
XD
I dare ya
Shoot it at me
You ain't scoring on me
Perfectly bug free game
No bugs at all boys
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOOK A
HELP ME
HELP
UH
LOOK AT 73 ON THE MINIMAP
HOLY SHIT
I'M DYING
WHAT
YOU ALRIGHT BUD?
@71
XD
UH
2026-06-07
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
He swatted it out just in time
I was so close
2026-06-06
BRO
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
2026-06-06
Stockswigi
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cryptowigi were you a stocks trader during the great depression?
2026-06-06
HOLY SHIT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
holy shit
2026-06-06
We know it's you
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Glatt turn the lag machine off
More like red's is ass
FINALLY
It is actually impressive how bad everyone is at clearing dude
2026-06-06
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy shit just shoot it
2026-06-06
Wat
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yk it's bad when the other team clears better for you than you do
2026-06-06
@blue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
5 on 3
2026-06-06
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
That's how you clear it
😭
Why did he put it behind the net
2026-06-06
Prepare to say goodbye to your nuts
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@vndrew
That's it
You get no depth with the puck highlight through a crowd
Mayn
THE WHAT A SAVE EXPLOSION
2026-06-06
If one more breakaway happens I castrate vndrew
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Or yeah the game decides it hates you
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I mean straight tf out
No passing or anything
And rip it straight out
Only if you're a moron though
It does
DO SOMETHING
REF
2026-06-06
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I ASSISTED IT
Almost on net
😭
😭
Real bro
😭
Why?
No way a dude is spreading his legs this much
I must be a woman
2026-06-06
Bitch this is not visual
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Istg I am not spreading my pads
HOLY SHIT
😭
WHY DO THE PADS SPREAD SO MUCH
I call my crush a restart
2026-06-06
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I HAVE A SHOT
😭
She'd beat your ass
She's mexican
She wants me looking at her dumbass
SHUT UP MOOOOM
😭
GO TF AWAY
WILL NOT
MY MOM
Alr
You wanna switch or nah?
@5
2026-06-06
Thx
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Wtf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wait why are my legs spread
2026-06-06
I used the wrong quickchat
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Our defenseman instantly leaves
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
@41
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Do me a favor rq
Hey uhhh
@tropical
2026-06-06
@89
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@8
2026-06-06
How tf is it 5 on 2
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Wuh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Clicl J
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
Holy shit dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
HOLY SHIT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I AM SO SORRY
@26
2026-06-06
I actually put it on net
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
BS
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-05
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude why did you wipe out your teammate?
2026-06-05
THAT WAS ALMOST IN???
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
2026-06-05
Tf?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
what
2026-06-05
Trust me I have a 112 mph wrister
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
They don't go much faster than a wrister in this
Nah
2026-06-05
Holy shit I've faced 16 shots?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-05
Least bs puck icing
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
What
2026-06-05
Holy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holt
Still don't have the muscle memory for jumping
2026-06-05
Just click 2 4
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-05
I almost skated back and launched it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-05
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Idk how we managed to stop a blowout outnumbered and outskilled
2026-06-05
And he left
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@44
2026-06-05
I've seen it happen to 3 guys from both teams
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Are our sticks phasing through it?
2026-06-05
HOW TF DID I KEEP IT THAT LONG
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
He made up for his dog penalty
2026-06-05
💯
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Both my goals were bullshit
I shouldn't be first star
2026-06-05
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
.
Awww
WHAT
2026-06-05
I need to crank up the FOV
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy lag
Both my goals were BS
They deserve that man
Bro
HOLY SHIT
THAT WAS SO UNLUCKY DUDE
It's bugged
2026-06-05
Yeah dude uhhh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Uh
Dude that was clean
Damn
2026-06-05
Got it I can't win faceoffs like that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-05
Wut
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW
HOW NOT DOG
2026-06-05
WROMG ONE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FA
2026-06-04
Alright I gtg to sleep
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
GYAD DAYUM
UH
2026-06-04
Who turned on the lag
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
DO GINT PENS STILL APPLUY?
😭
WHAT
Wtf was that play
On my bed
I made a white zone
2026-06-04
Um
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
Blue cleared and red put it back in their own zone
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Teams just invert?
2026-06-04
Oh god he's REALLY new
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nobody needz to kno zat
2026-06-04
@33
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
Both are 37
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
two separate goalies
Ain't no way
2026-06-04
THE GOALIE BUGGED SO HARD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
2026-06-04
HOLY SHIT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HE WENT FOR IT
Did you slip on ur massive cock?
Marz
Bro slipped on a banana
😭
NAH
XD
😭
😭
2026-06-04
I SHOT A PISS MISSILE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bro?
.
Glatty hatty
FUCK YOU
REF
😭
2026-06-04
You'll see a gigachad
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Glatt go look in the mirror
2026-06-04
How tf did I keep it that long
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
4 on 2
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
HE HAD POSS THO
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
2026-06-04
TAPE TO TAPE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
He's been afk for 30 mins
E
2026-06-04
BOCUH
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BOCUH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I RIPPED THAT SHIT DEAD ON
He can't
Lore accurate bouch
😭
Bouch bombing the game
😭
BRO
DO SOMETHINNG RTEF
DO SOMETHING
REF
I'm super weak at it
Uh
2026-06-04
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ts is stupid
2026-06-04
THE DO NOTHING DEKE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
Best team chemistry I've ever had
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Jokes aside
I HAD THE PUCK
XD
HE FUCKED ME
BEST PLAY I'VE MADE
HOLY
MY PASS
DO SOMETHING
REF
Bro got freight trained
Bbg I'm never taking it out of you
😭
😭
2026-06-04
WAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Hell yeah this is even
2026-06-04
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
We need to scramble
We had a 6-0 shutout and I scored four
💯
2026-06-04
Need stamina!
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
2026-06-04
I did not pass that shit why do I get an apple
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm hogginh all the goals
2026-06-04
I passed like shit lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
AMAZING PASS
BRO HOLY SHIT
2026-06-04
Sorry
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gf emergency
2026-06-04
Bro he could not have saved that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-04
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
holy
2026-06-04
vw
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2026-06-03
Awwww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
GO FOR GOALIE GOAL
That's me
Bigdekerandy
HE HAS NUTS
@red
@red
@red
No balls if you don't rip it from the blue line
This is the dumbest game
XD
2026-06-03
Everyone rushes and fucks it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
XD
Holy shit we try to let them score and we can't
That was bs
Let them score on us
No hold on
WTF WAS THAT
WTF GAME
BRO???
WTF
WAT
2026-06-03
WAT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
You can get called for embellishment
2026-06-03
DOBES
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
It's nice having a team who passes
XD
I'M ASS
Murder VGK
This game now feels like a cold tuna sandwich
I GOT THE BREAKAWAY NO 4v2
DIDN'T EVEN AFFECT IT
XD
Uh
My greatest pass ever
Idk why I thought of that
This game feels like a room temp tuna sandwich
2026-06-03
HE'S PULLING HJIS COCK OUT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
It was contested for like 20 secs
😭
What a bs play
2026-06-03
I love when I have the puck and a teammate launches it away from me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-03
Asking for a pass or what?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-03
Wildest shot I've ever taken
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-03
I had to shoot earlt
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-03
Stay in the net man
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Holy catch
2026-06-03
Why does the faceoff keep happening off center?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-03
Check your binds
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Oh apple
How tf am I a star
2026-06-03
Fleury ass save
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-03
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I TOUCHED IT THOUGH HOW WAS THAT OFFSIDE RED
WAT
2026-06-03
Really man
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-30
SLAP ME
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ONE SLAP FOR THE ROAD
XD
My first legit 4 goal game
Cya guys
Alr I'm off
Mal slap me
Ever
I haven't seen him
2026-05-30
Bro I have taken 8 shots
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
Natty hatty
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Natural hat trick too
OOO wait
Hatty now give me cbt
YAY
HATTY
I want the hatty
And it's so laggy
I'm dying
I caan't play bro
He ain't turning me off
I can win the swordfights with the hbs with the alpha cock
Beta bladder
Please
Puckjesus
Just shit in the urinal
Nah bro Rosie just shit in it
I don't want nobody saying nice watch
Yes
Puckjesus needs to resurrect
Puckjesus needa come back
I use the green one
Nah
Sponges hurt bro
Man I want CBT
I mean whatever gets you off ig
You like it with a glove?
Y U DO DAT
2026-05-30
Slap me 3 times
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
URANUS CAME AND GIVETH
WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
I SCORED THAT BTWEW
He turned our pucks into wine
ACTUALLY HOW
HOW
WHAT
Slap PUCKJESUS
ADMIN
Fire name bro
Our D isn't big enough
Punish our D
2026-05-30
ADMIN has railed Apollo
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
CLEAR IT ONCE
HOLY SHIT PLEASE
CLEAR IT
OUR FIRST SOG
Does admin like it slopy?
2026-05-30
Lets her know I'm ready for the COCK AND BALL TORTURE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Lets her know
My gf loves when I'm moist
M o i s t
Red is soggy tho
Blue is really dry rn
2026-05-30
Muck we're blaming you for that offside
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why did you do that
2026-05-30
I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I CAN'T PLAY
Muck likes it public
😭
Now slap me
Good boy
Slap Briki
WAT
2026-05-30
For like a minute
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
We literally had it at the left
Most unproductive play of all time
Tomfoolery
And hotswappable
It's still mechanical though
Stfu my keyboard was 20 bucks
OH
I can't move
Wait wtf
LEMME MOVE
lemme move
Or a hunk of fat
You eithe have a funky hat
2026-05-30
*moan
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Slap me
Slapped in the dih
He slapped his ass
FUCKING MISSILE
2026-05-30
Most heinous robbery of all time
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I WAS ROBBED
BRO
Game went from run it on a 2012 iPhone to lag on a NASA computer
Fr
Almost got him
2026-05-30
YES
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
YOU'RE ACTUALLTY CLEARING IT
2026-05-30
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I meant great pass
WRONG ONE
FACK
Holy shit
😭
MF I COULD NOT SHOOT
How easy life would be if your teammates cleared
2026-05-30
For one game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Don't goalie
Then just
2026-05-30
I bound it to fwd and bwd on my mouse
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Like I did
Bind dash to another key
2026-05-30
We don't have my big D now
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
Cya trop
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
PULL
YOU CAN PULL
GET IT BRO
GET IT
2026-05-30
My big D can't handle this all
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Not too much
Just like the jizz in my pants
Went throughj your face
Fire bro
I love how I'm the only one with the nuts to clear it
Angle dude
Holy shit
2026-05-30
IS THE BIGGEST
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
MY D
2026-05-30
GOOD CALL REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
The one fucking time I stop defending
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
Ty mal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@17
Mal turn off the lag
My desperation shots are wild
2026-05-30
Who is defending
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm a defensman
Omg so rar
2026-05-30
ADMIN
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WAT
2026-05-30
Who just got fucking annihilated
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wut
AMAZING PASS
2026-05-30
Like Puck Pirate
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I would lowk vibe with calling off someone's hatty game winner
HELL YES
Two refs
Ay 6v6 has two free slots
Every blue breakaway
Mal makes lag
Delay of Game
I call it dog penalty
Communist sharks fans
Fuck VGK
But we can all agree
We aren't all sharks fANS
Fuck Vegas
I hope the canes
.
2026-05-30
BEST PLAY EVER
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY SHIT THIS LAg
LEMME MOVE
Fr
I only know wayne for taking penalties dude
Wah
2026-05-30
Wrong one
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
🔥
Wtf who dove
2026-05-30
Read chat
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Please just let me get it dude
2026-05-30
Oh right 2 goals
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW TF AM I THE FIRST STAR
2026-05-30
That's what my gf does every night
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy shit
2026-05-30
A mysteriously chicago blackhawks shovel shaped ditch
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nah bro ur hecking
😭
MAL
Mal stop hacking
I just stickhandled in the air
Fr
2026-05-30
THAT WAS THE WILDEST PUCK BATTLE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Everyone else just freeze?
Uh oh]
BRO THAT PASS HOLY SHIT
2026-05-30
WAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
We do a little tomfoolery
XD
I fucked that hard
2026-05-30
HOW TF DID I GET THAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dw about PP he's high
Nah calculus
Calc
HOW
New replay is W
Hey if anything
2026-05-30
How tf did he just deke doing nothing
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THAT WAS SO GOOD
WHO BLOCKED THAT
2026-05-30
Off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@7
2026-05-30
vs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
*mode
It's like BeamNG sun mod
You wanna take a shot just pray to god it actually shoots
Barely playable
Dude this is like
2026-05-30
Dude my inputs just lagged like 2 seconds
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
Holy shit almost
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I ripped it into the wall
No apple for me?
2026-05-30
vs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
Bro is playing handicappedf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
How tf do you even puck with a controller?
PLAYS WITH AA CONTROLLER
WHO TF
IOff
2026-05-30
Best goalie ever
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cele playing godly rn
UH
2026-05-30
Body blocked
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
Holy shit dude
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-30
I feel a bit lightheaded rn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sorry
Idk what's going on
?
2026-05-28
Really man?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Who rammed me
Had to deke and took it off
Thanks for trusting me there dude
2026-05-28
I thought off but oob?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
2026-05-28
DO SOMETHING REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
DO SOMETHING
REF
2026-05-28
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
How tf am I a star
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Why do I lag every time I touch the puck for a half second bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
@4
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Off
2026-05-28
If I do that dw
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
IT WASN'T ON NET
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bro...
2026-05-28
WHAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@67
2026-05-28
Please
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Just carry it up
If you can't put it on net dude
2026-05-28
HOW TF DID I DO T HAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
4 on 2
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Wat
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
MAVERICK AGAIN
2026-05-28
BOTH TIMES IT WAS A STANTION BOUNCEE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BOTH TIMES
HOW
😭
WORST PLAY EVER
THAT PLAY
THE SAVE BRO
Need stamina!
Clean
2026-05-28
Unluckiest game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Amarillo amarillo amarillo los platanos
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
I started something I cannot stop
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
STOP GLAZING
THAT WASN'T EVEN GOOD
2026-05-28
Reinstall your mods
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@8
hE PICKS HIS NUTS
PLAYED IT REAL FUCKING SMART
JUST PLAY IT SMART HE SAYS
THERE'S SHRIMP ON SALE AT THE NEXT EXIT
BOB
2026-05-28
BOB
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Bro holy shit these two are the entire ass cherry farming industry
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Way too fuckin hard
Sorry boys
Gf texting me
2026-05-28
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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2026-05-28
GLATT
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XD
Glatt you can Glatt on me
💯
Glatt wants to glatt on someone
2026-05-28
I am a lightning goalie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
I can also do this
Yeah?
Hell no
How this mf flippinf his stick
140 FOV
Fuck it
2026-05-28
ONE WHOLE SECOND
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Hey vegetable
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
da boisss
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Should be good
No red goalie for a bit
Too fuckin bad
@red
@red
BVro
Wtf?
4 on 1???
2026-05-28
Wat
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Almost the worst turnover ever
I AM BOTH CHICKEN TENDIES
2026-05-28
I am speed
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
The whiff deke
But my doctor says I got 80 of em
Idk what an HD is
2026-05-28
Gimmie GK
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Okay
2026-05-28
You gotta get it on net
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Absolute piss missile
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
No apple for me?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Bro nobody is passing that in time
Refs are high
Wat
2026-05-28
Wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
e
i am so lucky
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
REF
WHY IS EVERYONE RED
2026-05-28
And assisted by vndrew
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Both red goals were mine
LEMME MOVE
The fact though
2026-05-28
Calc
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
2026-05-28
First save was damn good
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
Wait where tf the goalie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Stormtrooper bullets though
2026-05-27
My shots are fucking bullets dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
I BROKE 100
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FUCK YEAH
CENTURY MARK
2026-05-27
wsenfchesj.mzhyuzkfhjnurdy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Tendy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I am an elite
xd
2026-05-27
Ruh roh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Same time
Jump and click F
Feature
I love the dive featre
2026-05-27
GOAL HORN
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
xd
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
Direct ethernet
I use fuckin ethernet bro
Yep
Goal horn for red
Also
Tf is that?
BRO LIVES IN THE SERVER ROOM
YOUR PING
HOLY SHIT
But yeah this is the main on
And other servers with the stick curve mod
Tune it to how you like it
And it alters the stick curve
Vary those numbers between 0 and 100
Also to set stick curve type /curve 20 20 20
I'm a decent goalie
Btw
Bt
Offsides and shit
Yep
I can fucking launch it
Which means
And the pucks are smaller
My stick has a curve here
And look at the puck sizes
Look at my stick
Cmere
2026-05-27
Shit I gtg
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2026-05-27
Ouch
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Someone so bad they get VK'd
2026-05-27
Pretty sure this dude is just high
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@84
I'll take it
Goalie get out of net
2026-05-27
Time for my big D to shine
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Wut
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Fucking 98.5mph
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Wut
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
@95
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Your gf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY SHIT
😭
I fucked that entire play
Knew passing to you was a good idea
2026-05-27
Sure
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I can stop any time I want though
2026-05-27
Never wanna
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Never vaped never smoked
I've never done any of it
You guys do that shit?
Muck gimmie the tablet
No moore scary tiktok for you
That's it
UP
UP
TF
WAKE
MUCK
MUCH
2026-05-27
Zaddy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
500 at once
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
If we're talking how many men I can handle
I mean in shot speed
I'm confident I can break the century mark
Eh I'm happy about my goal
YES
2026-05-27
Frosted flakes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Really man
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
One goal is legit
😭
That was so confusing
2026-05-27
@1 come back bud
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@1
Holy shit almost on net
BS
BS
WAT
Who tf keeps hoverinfg it
2026-05-27
Ponce is ass rn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OFF
2026-05-27
Pushes it in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bro no pressure
2026-05-27
Who tf on blue stopped a clear
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
cHOCOLATE STARFISH
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
I SHOT THAT SHIT AT MACH FUCK
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WAT
5 on 3
Defensemen are great
Def
HOLY JESUS
HOLY LAG
2026-05-27
Offsides went to hell
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Passing along the boards is a fuckin lost art to blue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-27
Competency
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Mmmmm
I'm mexican though...
Passed straight to flakes
2026-05-27
With our powers combined ass shot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-26
Very
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Need stamina!
2026-05-26
THIS IS SO BAD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-26
Holy lag
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-26
Alright I go bed
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-26
Flakes I got a hatty earlier today
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Maybe 1 AM wasn't the best time to hop on
2026-05-26
Firepower of stormtroopers but accuracy of them too
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Higher than I feel rn
2026-05-26
HOLY SHIT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I JUST NUTTED
HOW DID IT GO THAT HIGH
We got 10 Wayne Gretzskys here
2026-05-26
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
AND IT'S FUCKED
THREE ON 0
Impossible
Woman in puck?
No but my crush is
Gling
Off
Only pucks
No balls in puck
My cat is in my bed rn
😭
We're all so bad rn
Not just me
Everyone is ass now
2026-05-26
THEN PASSED IT BACK TO HIM
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I STICKLIFTED HIM
NO WAY
2026-05-26
I'm one in a krillion
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
There's only one of me
Shrimple as that
Krill issue
2026-05-26
Inaccurate fucking ICBM bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-26
Holy shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-26
My skill from earlier is fucking gone
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Sano is gone
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
My backhand is way too powerful
But don't go far enough
I often react in time to make a save
I hate when that happens to me
2026-05-25
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Same
2026-05-25
Mine was 50 50 50
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
30 60 50?
I think I set uhhhh
This feels so much better
I changed my stick curve during warmup
2026-05-25
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Uh
WTF
2026-05-25
Fucking epic
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Played the sharks goal horn every time blue scored
Gn guys
I should go to sleep
2026-05-25
Oh shit that was good
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
AS GOALIE
I DID THAT 45 MINUTES AGI
IDK
UH
2026-05-25
MOTHER
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Poor 31
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
I did not expect no resistace
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Wat
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Bro hit a banana peel
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Balls
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
We had zero defense
I am astonished they didn't score sooner
2026-05-25
Finally
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
You never touch the puck and you randomly drift offside
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
FAAAAAAAAAAA
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OF
😭
I JUST WATCHED 67 GET FUCKING ATOMIZED
2026-05-25
BRO WHAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
One of you vote
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@41
@67
2026-05-25
@red
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Alr
Ohhh
vk 98
@blue
2026-05-25
@98
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
HOW AM I A STAR
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
We paid the refs bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WAT
2026-05-25
You fucking exploded
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why did you gint?
@15
Yeah flakes
WAT
XD
WTF
2026-05-25
Holy shit 7 goals and still a save% above half
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
HOW OOB
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW
WAT
2026-05-25
I face one more breakaway in the next 3 minutes I'm ripping off the nearest Dman's nuts
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
CLEAR IT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
2026-05-25
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm in cali dude it should be low
WHY IS MY PING 50 WHEN IT SHOULD BE 30
I'm reacting in time but I can't get to it
Holy shit
2026-05-25
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh boy now I'm both
2026-05-25
Why do I go from the most wild plays to this shit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
I'm ass
2026-05-25
Cya
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I gtg guys
Fucking insane
Had a .952
Mind you guys that mf
Gg
MY FIRST OT WINNER
2026-05-25
TRIPLE OT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY SHIT
ANOTHER OT
2026-05-25
Wut
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Wait nvm
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit
I busted his ass
I score on them more often than I make a pass from them successfully
I always go for insane angles
THE GOALIES ARE GODS
2026-05-25
rIDING THE PP
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
NOT NP
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Irl
My head is bleeding
2026-05-25
I bousharted
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
POSSESSION
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I HAD POSESSION FOR 15 FUCKIN SECONDS
2026-05-25
vs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-25
Sauced
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy shit
2026-05-24
The astounding part is how all of the goals have been legit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY SHIT
XD
WTF
That gint call was so weird
2026-05-24
I CAN'T GINT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
I WAS AT CENTER ICE BRO
I DID NOT GINT
WHAT
WTF
No 3 on 1
Wait wtf
2026-05-24
What
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-24
VS
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-24
Holy shit the near comeback
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-24
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHY IS MY PRECISION ASS NOW
2026-05-24
Cya
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Bro I'm not scoring on a goalie experiencing the fucking floating point zone
BRO
XD
HOLY SHIT
cWATCH ME
HOLY SHIT
2026-05-24
MY STICK KEEPS BUGGING
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
Then accidentally let it fucking rip
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I try to compensate for the ping
2026-05-24
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
I'm only at 220
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
HOW TF
How tf is that icing
2026-05-24
TF IS 2 DOING
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
Idk how to start the vote
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
There is a shootout
Fucking immaculate
The hockey IQ on display is incredible
2026-05-24
DO SOMETHING REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
DO SOMETHING
REF
2026-05-24
Passing hell
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Actually close dude
2026-05-24
So it was bigstickrandy on bigdekerandy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I wish I were still bigdekerandy
I'm fast af
2026-05-24
Holy shit 15 launched
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
😭
Seattle is so much easier when you're in cali
Holy shit how did that get through
😭
Getting bullied by his teammates atp
Poor guy
He's training goalie
Left the poor goalie out to dry
2026-05-24
I was once bigdekerandy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
Holy I'm delayed
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
Was not intentiona;
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
That
2026-05-22
5 on 3
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@red
2026-05-22
@red
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
4 on 2
2026-05-22
You've clearly never seen ovo
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-22
@34
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-22
MY BS PLAY WORKED
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@72
OFF
I've never saved 18 shots
Holy shit
And I have a .900
I let in two
Bs icing
2026-05-21
The cross icer was wild
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
Can this dude pass?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
😭
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Not bitching
I'm impressed
Wuh
Haven't faced a shot from there actually on net in months
Gyad dayum
2026-05-21
JUST HAD TWO SOLID SHOTS TAKEN BY BLUE ON BLUE NET
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WTH IS BLUE DOING
My controls bugged
Faaaa
2026-05-21
@82
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
Your mods aren't loaded
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
Love having a defenseman in the offensive zone
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
27 please stay further back
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
OH HOLY
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
Dude I can't touch iy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wth
2026-05-21
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm going dude this sucks
THIS IS SO LAGGY
2026-05-21
Fr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
Bro what
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
MIKE HUNT
2026-05-21
It's useful trust me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh you're trying it
2026-05-21
I TOOK A SHOT HOLY
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
GOALIE APPLE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
Man
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
I AM GOD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
OT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yay
😭
💯
TROPICAL
2026-05-21
How tf did I do that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
BS =
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
HOW TF DID HE GET THAT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
You were so far off you couldn't have gotten it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
No they'd like being fucked
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Real
2026-05-19
Cya guys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yeah I should go
Technically I get a shutout too
2026-05-19
Goalie with like half the team's passes is wild
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
Please do not the cat
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
Wtf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Same goalie same occurence
2026-05-19
Wat
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
BRING BACK BUFFED GOALIES
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
Refs are blind
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
I will sign that petition
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
Fr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
How tf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
WE FUCKING WIN
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Need stamina!
2026-05-19
MOST BS ICING BRO
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
No
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
WHAT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
Oh wait I got a hattie
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
It never got touched off???
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WAT
2026-05-19
I fucked that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Mb
2026-05-19
I DEKED THE WHOLE RED TEAM
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Fr
2026-05-19
HOLY
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
@23
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
The lightning mcqueen ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
By a ton too
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You're going off
@23
2026-05-19
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
5 on 3 now
2026-05-19
There we go
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@red
4 on 2 again
2026-05-19
Nvm again
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nvm now it
4 on 2
@blue
2026-05-19
Alr Game 7 mtl vs buf is on
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
What 5 on 2 and people finding dumping a puck hard?
2026-05-19
Why we rockin 5 on 2
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-19
Dude all of our defense fucked it so hard
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
Ok zeek take G for one of the two'
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gn
Alright to sleep I go
2026-05-16
Just do Q or E then dash over and over
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh also don't crouch
Q dash Q dash Q dash
So like
Back to back
Repeatedly
Dash and Q or E
Oh uh
2026-05-16
eeeeeeeeeeaaauuuuuuuu]
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I wanna score a legit goalie goal some day
Gn
Alr
The fact it was on net though
2026-05-16
LOOK AT HOW SLOW MY REACTION TIME IS NOW
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm too tired for this my reaction time got so slow
35*
Dude I go 25 kmh
2026-05-16
Coming back from a mother who wants me to eat but I do not want to
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude I should check how fast I go when I do it
I'm fast
2026-05-16
I'm already tired
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy shit
2026-05-16
Nvm
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh now it's just me
2026-05-16
Join red
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Lain
I always have a .750
At some point in every game
2026-05-16
Not really
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Eh
2026-05-16
Idfk
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
Like this
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
And do it again and a shot gets passed to you
Btw if you type /pass at one point it sets the position from
2026-05-16
c/pass
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
It pulls you
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Or any amount I think
If you leave the crease while down a goal
It's a bug
But you're slow af
Ye
2026-05-16
He's the best player here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Let celebrini take the breakaways
Outta my net
2026-05-16
Why tf does my dash not wanna work
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Same ngl
But I'm better
I'm still ass
I'm getting so much better
2026-05-16
Awww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
He came back on
Bs
2026-05-16
Good clear
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Really
2026-05-16
Emphasis on "forgot"
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
idfk
Someone on blue switch
2026-05-16
4 on red
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Piss missile
WHAT
GOALIE APPLE
Sorry 4
Too hard
2026-05-16
Don't mind me if you see me rocketing around our end sideways
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
Yeah
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
YES
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
HOW TF DID I DO THAT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yeah they are
Nope
I'm used to worse
2026-05-16
Badly
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yeah
Awww
THE SAVE DUDE
2026-05-16
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why do I lag the second I get the puck
2026-05-16
My keep did it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Fuck yeah
2026-05-16
Yep
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
Feels so good with low ping dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Leave the net and you convert to a skater
Yeah
Just leave the net
YEAH
SHUTOUT
2026-05-16
Awww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ye
2026-05-16
Holy shit I've saved 9 shots
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-16
5 on 2
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
5 on 3
Wuh
2026-05-16
That's why I'm here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Blue deserves the ass goalie
2026-05-15
Cya guys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
AUEWJFWSE
i GTG
Need stamina!
2026-05-15
I am faced with 10 breakaways in 5 minutes bro
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
If I have to save one more 3 on 0 I'm ripping Mark's nuts off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
BS bro
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
Too hard
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Awww
2026-05-15
FAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Man I left the post to not tap one backwards and in
2026-05-15
Ty
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
Awww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Pulling at 1 minute
2026-05-15
Ye
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
What does it stand for?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Wdym?
2026-05-15
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
First shift I get fucking peppered
XD
Yep
MY ROTATIOM BROKE WTF
MY ROTATION
Damn good whistle pass
2026-05-15
I have never seen someone sauce it out cleaner
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
By me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
Bro 4 of our players have over 66 average ping
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
Why
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
99
2026-05-15
I love how you can see everyone playing at different ping than they're used to
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
Yo wuddup hog cranker
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
Big defense Randy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
MY FIRST GAME WINNER
FUCK YEAH
I WON IT
🔥
🔥
2026-05-15
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
15 and I have ass ping
2026-05-15
Fuhhhh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-15
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
This is like my 3rd penalty ever
I ripped it way higher than intended
hOLY
2026-05-15
NICE ONE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-14
Nope
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-14
pass
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-14
Thanks, Satan
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-14
And I'm trying to nail down this new tech
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Because this is a practice server
2026-05-14
Now I'm broken again
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
69 took GK
Everything is so broken bro
Dude I can't rotate
WTF
LEMME MOVE
XD
WAT
End the play rq
2026-05-14
FUCK THE WILD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
XD
Gk is faster than skaters
I am a fucking god
2026-05-14
Go to spectator
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Get off the ice
@12
Bro
2026-05-13
I've had enough chimp screaming at a puck for the night
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
I'm gonna go
2026-05-13
SJIdfheulyrhifjosi8wruhftnijukyse\\
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
You want my big D?
Wha
😭
Why does blue gk become ass as soon as OT hits
Fr
You can fucking launch bro
Be goalie
Dude no
2026-05-13
tfyw
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
W
W
PLEASE
@7
2026-05-13
He likes getting straight teeth
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Freaky mf
Hey at least I shot it
2026-05-13
@7 please bro
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
DO SOMETHING REF
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
DO SOMETHING
REF
THE EMPTY NET SAVE
XD
My shots are missiles
2026-05-13
@51
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
Bro
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Please nro
@7
But I do not want to
There is a mother that wants me to eat
2026-05-13
PUCK
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
THE
GET
2026-05-13
HOW TF DID I GET THAT SHOT OFF
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
I never even handled it bro
2026-05-13
GET IT
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Cock in
Yes
2026-05-13
Coulda been 8?
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
I think
9 in ponce
Go
Most points you've ever had
GET IT
@7
2026-05-13
@markb
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Edging us
Gyad dayum
Defense is for pussies
2026-05-13
Fr
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
Knew passing it to you was a good idea
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
WHAT ARE THE ODDS
HOLY SHIT
Also no penalties
Trky no offside here
2026-05-13
He knows the secret
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
Tf is in my gums
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
I USED IT GOOD
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
😭
ALMOST ON NET BRO
😭
No more what a saves than two for slapping that shit out of the sky
THEY KNOW I'M A ROCKET
Jorking meta?
No meta FOV it's just whatever you like best
Whatever you like
HOLY
NO GAP
DUDE
Dude with my FOV this shit looks like it's going 500
😭
2026-05-13
BRO I WENT SO FAST
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Your own team playing better defense against you is fucking real
💯
💯
See?
XD
Ts is practice we do not need to take it seriously
Okay I should stop fucking around
XD
Where there's a bunch of space
No not greedy I just wanted to fuck around at center
Awww
2026-05-13
Fuck yeah
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
I'm gonna take your candy
Nah I like missionary
I thought it was intermissi9n
Wait it started?
And this fuckass update happens
I set my FOV to 145
Trust
Nah 145
I see everything
My FOV is now 145
It wouldn't have gone if not for him
He shoved it five hole
No he didn't
Holy shit
2026-05-13
I'M CRYING
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
ON FUCKING NET
ON NET
On net guys
MACKAREL CALAMARI
LEAVE CELERY ALONE
WHAT'
no that shot was ass guys
no
NET
PUT IT ON JET
Bro
Somehow not the easy one
They got the hard part
2026-05-13
Randy Hahn?
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
The goalie has a fucking ICBM
2026-05-13
GOALIE APPLE
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Like that
Normally I can rip it up the boards easy
Man ping fucked me hard there
2026-05-13
This game is so stupid already bro
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
Double post and out is depressing
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
PUCK ME HARDER
STARTING OFF STRONG BOYS
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING BRO
😭
IT WORKED
2026-05-13
I NEED TO TRY SMTH
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
DUDE THAT'S SO USEFUL HOLY SHIT
2026-05-13
Actually good goal that time
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Bro is not John Anticheat
You go so fast
Just click E and dash right
Mf no
Did he try sonic the hedgehog?
Go sonic the hedgehog mode
@7
XD
XD
Hell yeah I'm having fun dude
2026-05-13
Wasn't expecting him to fuck it twice
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
XD
Stfu before I live up to that name and skin you
2026-05-13
All four goals have been the dumbest shit
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
He's not the sweatiest
He's good but uhhh
2026-05-13
You fucking launch
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
Click e and dash left repeatedly
@7
THE GOALIES CAN OUTRUN PLAYERS
XD
DUDE I LOVE THIS UPDATE THOUGH
Not on my end
I looked there
No red X
BS
Wait what
I accidentally opened my menu and couldn't close it
Okay that's a bug
2026-05-13
WATCH THIS SHIT DUDE
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
HOW TF
2026-05-13
Remember no offside or icing rn
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
2026-05-13
GREAT SHOT
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
I ONLY TIPPEF IT
2026-05-13
The goalie being faster than regular players is fucking wild
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Yep
Wtf is going on
No the dashes just use less stam
wtf
2026-05-13
This one bugged too?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-13
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DID YOU GO FLYING
I can't fucking skate
2026-05-12
Gn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Alright actually
2026-05-12
Gn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
Going to bed after this one
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
I KNEW THAT SHIT WAS GOING OVER AND TRIED TO TURN
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
I panicked
You can see the moment
2026-05-12
Fr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
😭
Why'd you both orbit him?
2026-05-12
I woke myself up a good bit but I think my reaction time just isn't there
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
Refs are smoking something
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
WTF WAS THAT BUG
NO I'M LETTING ONE IN
WHAT
WAT
2026-05-12
Awww that one I misclicked
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Something's up
2026-05-12
Go red
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
No
@21
2026-05-12
That shit took the most convolluted path I've ever seen
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
Rq
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Lemme wake up
Oh no I straight up just can't react that fast rn
Tf?
2026-05-12
Oh that was funky
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
When I have it
99 don't intercept it that close to him
2026-05-12
My tired reaction time's ass man
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
I gtg to bed dude I got finals tomorrow
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
And I'm half asleep
96
Gyad dayum
2026-05-12
48 switch to C
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
They use basically no stamina now
They made dashes so much betteer
2026-05-12
Big deke randy ftw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
WHAT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-12
At least it's him\
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
2026-05-12
Why win horn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Uh
EMOJIS
WAIT
XD
aiSHJIQAEFDWESNIUA
2026-05-12
HOLY
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
DUDE THE INITIAL SAVE
2026-05-12
How tf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Fuck yeah
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FUCK
HE WON IT
So stupid right off the bat
XD
YES
XD
I never touched it
Not even marchand
Really
2026-05-11
AND NO HOG IS UNCRANKED
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WE WILL SAIL THIS SHIP UNTIL NO PUSSY IS UNWANKED
SO
I've literally never been first before dude
Awww
Oh boy
SO
@54
OFF
Can the D men defend
2026-05-11
Get onside dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@6
2026-05-11
sob
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Listen dude you're great at stickhandling but please take the shot
2026-05-11
HOLY SHIT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
THE ANGLE
2026-05-11
Stickhandling to the net rarely works if you don't take the bait
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Shoot from afar
Sorry
Too hard
Going over the blue line before the puck
2026-05-11
Don't go off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Other 6
6 please
BRO
Awwww
2026-05-11
Once in a blue moon occurence
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ovo fucked up
2026-05-11
I'll be rw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
I tried to track like I usually do
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Damnit
Damn good setup man
XD
Right in the fuckin face
2026-05-11
Anyone want G?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Fuck it I'm skating
2026-05-11
I'm naming myself big deke randy for a week
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BIG DEKE RANDY
That was ass from me come on
Dear god
Ty
Miclicked P
Sorry hold on lemme be blue G
FUCK
I meant like a song
That's a bit unspecific
Shit was faster than my reaction time
I wanted something specific not hentai
Mick Gordon
The song
I'm playing Meathook
Fuck it we ball
Rock or smth
Getting sick of gas gas gas
Guys what music do you recommend I play
One was done to me
I've only ever seen 2 michis
HE CHANGED IT
Oh shit
Shidded is here
2026-05-11
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Keep OVO from breakaways even if it means giving someone else a breakaway
2026-05-11
FOV is 130 now
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Changed FOV
2026-05-11
Caught lackin
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
W
XD
I was trying to drink mtn dew man
faaaaa
Mine is 120
2026-05-11
Why was I the second star
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Well that works
XD
I was asking for the pass then I noticed who had it
2026-05-11
Sharks prob get stenny
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Fuck the leafs
I CAN'T SHOOT FOR SHIT WTF
Hope not
Fuck LV
I hate both teams but vegas sucks worse
I'm a sharks fan
HOLY
CELEBRINI WHAT A KEEP
Ye
Not tastes like
I said looks like
Chocolate chip
Ts looks like a fossilized turd
Bro my parents gave me a cookie
2026-05-11
AND I FUCKED IT LAST SECOND
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW DID I DO THAT
2026-05-11
dUDE ACTUALLY GOOD SHOTS
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
He's 19 tfym
2026-05-11
21s are typically goated
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Except for 21
67
69
Why are meme number players always ass
2026-05-11
Teamwork
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Hell yeah
2026-05-11
mAN
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Ctrl
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Red
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@6
6 switch
XD
Bro
2026-05-11
Holy fuck someone
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
What
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Faaaa
Had to open a window
2026-05-11
Wait did they fix icing
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Why is tendy the only one taking shots harder than a dick stroke?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
wTF IS GOIN G ON
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Yeah having 2 defenseman playing offense
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I see why he's letting shit in so much now
BRO LET ME TAKE DEFENSE AT LEAST THIS IS MISERABLE
2026-05-11
STAP STAHAHAP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bro
2026-05-11
Want me to sub for goalie?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Goalie fucked that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-11
Someone take C
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I gtg for a bit
2026-05-11
Really
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Aww
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh uhhh
Hurchalla btw
2026-05-10
Fuck what was his number
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Uh
not*
Nope no him
What's his name?
You do?
I tried to get it first time
Friend me on steam
Yeah
Or I suppose he used to
Nope
Rhys
My friend plays there
Oh sharks ice
Like SJ?
I figured but where
Where is it?
Bro has an actual hockey game and is up rn
2026-05-10
Must have been the water
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Semendemon is ass
2026-05-10
Fuck it we ball
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Alr
HEY THE SCORE IS CELEBRINI
2026-05-10
Watch me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nonono I'm fucking tired
I'm so tired man
XD
Oh shit it is
Wait is my A switch dying?
HOW WAS THAT LMOST IN
No he is not
No
6 hitting me is gonna fuck us real hard soon
2026-05-10
Awww
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK NOW
WOW SUCH A GOOD SAVE
Especially when my reaction time is absolute ass
I do ice normally sometimes
I said I don't self ice
I never said I don't ice it dude
OFF
Just had acid reflux
Really?
@18
2026-05-10
5 on 0 bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
all game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
4 shots have been taken
2026-05-10
Twink thinks that's how you court women
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
How do I clear it better than any of you
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
WHO WENT OVER MY NET
2026-05-10
Refs are from the NHL
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Amatt
Ohhhh
Did he just doxx someone
Off my knob
No I'm not a brit I just hate coffee
I need tea man
Please bro
Beanis
2026-05-10
On either end
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm not self icing dude
2026-05-10
I RANDOMLY MAKE WILD SAVES LIKE THAT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
SEE
2026-05-10
I'm either rocking back to back shutouts or an own goal hat trick
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
You have not seen me deshevel league players
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
No in between
Or literally worse than no goalie
I'm either straight up just fucking gof
2026-05-10
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Okay that was shit on my part
2026-05-10
Slipped by me like I slip between thighs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I googled it
No
Only 4 years ago
Bro I knew what it meant at 11
I can say it all
I'm Mexican
NO RACIAL SLURS HOMBRE
WE DON'T SAY THAT HERE AMIGO
NO
AYO
I lifted my stick a teensie weensie dick bit
Sadge
Almost got it
2026-05-10
A SINGLE SHOT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
FINALLY
2026-05-10
And still pass like shit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
How does one have a 3 man adv
2026-05-10
And nobody goes for it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Love setting everyone up
2026-05-10
Bad move from me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gyad dayum
There we go
Please
Just take the shot
If you dangle it all the way through
2026-05-10
Sob
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
No you'd have skated out
2026-05-10
Gimmie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Now
Gimmie
Veggies
2026-05-10
HAIR
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
44 plays the defense of a single ice cube
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Bro my DPI was so low
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Hhhhh
Bro
2026-05-10
HOW
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Aww I wanted to give it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Wtf is this game already bro
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'm laughing too hard
OWN GOAL MICHI WTF
2026-05-10
HOW DID HE FUCKING LAUNCH
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOLY SHIT
Why the hats?
Sonny boy
2026-05-10
I'm second to last of fucking course
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
YES
That shot was foul
Damn
2026-05-10
I hate OT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Wrong one
everyone's brains activated
2026-05-10
Orbit
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
And high pressure goes into orbit
All of your low pressure passes are too weak
Nobody on red passes with balls dudee
2026-05-10
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WHAT
Why is this man only ass on red
2026-05-10
I love being in the slot and not getting the pass
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Off by nothing man
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Damn dude
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
833 on 3 goals allowed is fucking insane
2026-05-10
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
HOLY PASSING
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
BRO SOMEONE SHOOT
Passing hell at the red end
2026-05-10
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
@3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nocturnal discharge
Foreskin
2026-05-10
Mayne
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
That was my luckiest goal dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Luckiest shit
2026-05-10
Need stamina!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
Sounds like a krill issue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-09
Gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Gn
sob
Not that score bro
Oh fuck no
Awww
2026-05-09
Awww
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-09
Awww I didn't fall in time
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-09
:D
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-09
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
But my tired ass passed it so slow
I did
2026-05-09
Don't join me
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dude join red
2026-05-09
Man tired me is ass
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-09
Dude I need to sleep
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Good hit 42
2026-05-09
Wut
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-09
I'm pooped
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
It's fuckin 3 AM
2026-05-09
I've been working all day
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Oh
You guys exhausted?
2026-05-08
Cya everyone
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Ggs
Great setups dude
2026-05-08
I'll jork all of you
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
If we score
2026-05-08
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Imagine it goes to SO and takes like 32 rounds?
2026-05-08
Great coordination with me there 42
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
YES
Zultux join red
4 on 3
No?
I'm such an asshole
2026-05-08
What is with this game and absolute fucking piss missiles?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
Awww
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
NICE JOB
SKATER SAVE BRO
Nuh uh
2026-05-08
I've never seen 3 players held up by one
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
I remain more inconsistent than Askarov
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I should stfu huh?
Awwww
I sticklifted yttou
I AM A GOD
2026-05-08
Ok ig
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
SO CLOSE HOLY
Awww
I just shot an ICBM bro
2026-05-08
WHY NO APPLE
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
WTF
NO APPLE FOR ME?
Impossible clear the puck challenge
Holy fuck
2026-05-08
EVERYONE LOOK AT 92'S SHOT COUNT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
RQ
Holy fuck your shot count bro
@92
2026-05-08
Average puck speed is prob in the 90s
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
He almost had it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
I fire off the wildest piss missiles as gk
As a skater it's only like 85
My shots as a gk regularly exceed 95 mph dude
Why do I shoot fucking missiles as goalie?
2026-05-08
Weirdest way I have ever scored a goalie goal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Awww
I HAVE A GOALIE GOAL
XD
I HAVE A GOAL
WHAT
2026-05-08
I need some
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
What are the refs smoking
WHAT
Most BS icing
2026-05-08
The same shit a second time
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
XD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Nice defense there
@64
2026-05-08
Worst possible fling
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
Right into him
Aww
2026-05-08
How was that not a save
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
YES
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
GOALIE APPLE
2026-05-08
Awww man the bounce
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
Awwww
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
I gtg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
Tendy are you here?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
Stole it from you
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Sorry
@8
Krill issue
2026-05-08
Good catch on my rebound dude
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
Awwwww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
Sadge
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I carried that play and no apple
2026-05-08
Wut
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Shoulda passed to that guy
Sorry about the breakaway
@19
2026-05-08
Our first gk was horrific
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You're not at fault 81
Good handling dude
2026-05-08
Never done that deke
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
First time
2026-05-08
96*
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
97
Fastest goal yet
XD
2026-05-08
Alright cya
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
HOW NOT DELAY
2026-05-08
Nvm
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Why 5 on 3 for the team with the goal advantage
2026-05-07
I gtg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
Please friend me bro
Stigga
2026-05-07
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
YOU MADE THAT PLAY AND GOT FUCKED BY NO APPLE
STIGGA YOU FUCKING MONSTER
2026-05-07
The wild ass names joining like the fucking Avengers
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
APPLE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Click F stigga
STIGGA FOUND OUT HOW TO FALL
2026-05-07
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Thanks for the honesty
HE DESERVES THE APPLE
STIGGA SET THAT SHIT UP
SOB
STIGGA
GET ONSIDE
STIGGA PLEASE
HOLY SHIT
CLAM SLAMMER
2026-05-07
YES STIGGA
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
He's so ass in the funniest way possible
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Stigga is killing me bro
2026-05-07
Fucking stigga
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I'M DYING DUDE
2026-05-07
Stigga with the greatest defensive play I've seen in months
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
I'm fucking dying
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Gigastigga
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Stigga is probably having the best time out of all of us
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
WADDUP MY STIGGA'
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
STIGGA'
This goalie is a monster
FAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
STIGGA IS BACK
YES
NOT STIGGA
NOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ARE MY SHOTS GOOD NOW
WTF
2026-05-07
Damn good first save dude holy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Ez
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
First try
2026-05-07
Swap for C
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@42
Ok so it's where you can't go over the blue line into the offensive zone before the puck
2026-05-07
Fuck it no red GK
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
This is like watching an NHL player in a 6 year old league
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I just had to rush out to clear it
Bro wtf
2026-05-07
Fuck
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Ass&
Blue is asss
The skill is so concentrated on red dude
2026-05-07
I need to get more precise I keep misclicking my dashes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Fuck yeah hog gobbler is here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
That was so damn funnt
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Watching the one guy get fucking launched
Oh my god dude
2026-05-07
You get launched
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Yeah
I was fucking dying so hard
BRO WAS FLUNG LIKE THE DODGEBALL GAME
POOR 17
WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST FLEW
WHO TF FLEW
XD
WHAT JUST HAOONED
I'M SORRU
HOW DOES ONE GET 900 PING
HOW
BROI
YEAH
VOTE YES
YES
Against the same dude
All three penalties were gint
2026-05-07
Awww
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Holy shit the clustering
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
DUDE THAT WAS MORE OILED UP THAN MY DAD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Holy shit
WHAT
Like in puck?
Embellishment?
2026-05-07
@61
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Cherries are not in season dude
I clicked front instead of back on my mouse
XD
Fuck misclick
I try to bounce it off the boards
I'm usually better
Btw I can wander how i usually do
FUCK YEAH
2026-05-07
Luckiest fuckin shot of all time
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I DRAW SO MANY PENALTIES BRO
WHY DOES EVERONE THINK THEY CAN GINT
2026-05-07
@61
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OFFF
OFF
2026-05-07
Bro
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@red
Someone on red switch
XD
2026-05-07
How tf does blue get so many shots and allow like two or three god tier shots
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Dude he pushed that thing into my pad like I pushed into your grandma last night
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Jesus christ I was railed
@17
Lemme be both ts is so fun
2026-05-07
Great setup but it fell tf apart fast
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Dap me up
Badass name
Footconnoisseur
2026-05-07
Ts makes beer league seem like NHL bro
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
Gimmie the iPad now
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Off of white girl tiktok
@30
GOALIE APPLE
I GOT THE APPLE
2026-05-07
Gtg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nvm
@91 come out
SKATER SAVE BRO
2026-05-07
Dude that pass was fucking insane
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@55 off of white girl tiktok
XD
At least it worked out
2026-05-07
sob
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
so
Why did you jump the net
2026-05-07
4 on 2
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
I AM A GOD
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OFF
2026-05-07
I was just barely off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Man
Center or take the shot please bro
2026-05-06
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Look what happens when you take a shot and don't stickhandle into hell
2026-05-06
Not as tight as you tho~
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
Goalie got railed
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
The old man D
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
59 dumbasses
I wonder
He just lets it rip and gets it in while everyone else stickhandles and doesn't
2026-05-06
I took like 4 shots and my save% is fucking 0
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
XD
2026-05-06
Wuh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
And you put it in
Davey it wasn't on net
2026-05-06
Blue is rocking 2 shots rn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
IT WAS ON NET AT THE END
2026-05-06
That didn't need confirmatin we all already knew
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
XD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
That near own goal made me nut
2026-05-06
HOW DID I SHOOT ON NET
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
You did
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Nvm
@77
2026-05-06
I COULDA HAD A GOAL
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
SOB
LEMME TAKE THE SHOT PLS
Shrimple as that
Krill issue
2026-05-06
Ooooo lemme try
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
He has curves
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
Slap that pussy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Do what he says
Flakes is a real one
2026-05-06
Goon on his face
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
YEAH
2026-05-06
Woke conspiracies
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Just like women
I'll womanize you
I'll cut off your D if you enter my G spot
It's mine
Don't enter my G spot
It's my G spot
I love G
YES
2026-05-06
I'm blind I'm deaf I wanna be a ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
Hey shidded
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
You guys pass like the damn ducks
Like he did
2026-05-06
Sure
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@blue I don't think that's how breakaways work
2026-05-06
Fuck yeah
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@25 what are your goals for this game?
Sob
5 on 2 ro
Jk I'm gonna prowl the fridge like my ancestors prowled the savannah
Someone take C while I take a shit
I took part in every goal scored holy shit
THAT MF IS AN ASTRONAUT NOW
HOLY SHIT
XD
BS ICING BRO
Why does this guy defend the same way every time
2026-05-06
I FINALLY HAVE A GOAL
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
I need more oil for different reasons
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
I am backshot king
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
I JUST NUTTED
2026-05-06
Off of his skull
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
Bring it in faster for the love of god
I just got double railed
2026-05-06
Hog gobbler
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
Lemme take the shot from those corners
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
YEAH I TOTALLY DESERVE A POINT
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Coom
You guys smoke?
Mayne
2026-05-06
Holy shit
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2026-05-06
With a sog
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I am the only one
2026-05-06
PULL
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I rung one off all three posts
Really
I ALMOST DID IT
Tf?
I'm craving caprisun
2026-05-06
BRO
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xd
2026-05-06
XD
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I AM THE BACKHAND KING
Fuckin murdered him dude
2026-05-06
Fr
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XD
I'm the big D man
White tear on his thigh
Clear tear on his eye
2026-05-06
We deserved 1st picl
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Sharks fan
He'll be busted on
Mckenna won't be a bust
2026-05-06
Watch the first round pick be ass
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Like his coom
2026-05-06
He took after the real leafs goalies
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Bro I was dead ahead
2026-05-06
How
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I am still the sole blue scorer
2026-05-06
They're so deep stepbro
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The fact we actually have 2 defending defensemen is amazing though
2026-05-06
Backshits are better tho
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I love taking backshots
2026-05-06
I just shattered my neck
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2026-05-06
My D is the greatest
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2026-05-06
How does league comish like his BJs?
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2026-05-06
How tf do you even get in a league
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2026-05-06
Gun lean man gun lean
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Fuck no
HOW TF DID I SPIN LIKE THAT AT THE END
2026-05-06
Mackin on mack
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Salmon's gonna suck mack off
Fuck yeah
The leafs clover only has one
Mayn
No stanley cup?
FUCK THE LEAFS
FUCK THE LEAFS
Bro just gave out a ball inspection
Real bro
I don't use Y
Bro is named after what comes off my dad's dih
Just pass it pls
NAH BRO
The one at the start
Salmon stfu before you become that one fish in shrek
I straight up railed the goalie
How tf wasn't that gint bro
Boner mc chungus
The skinwalker ain't mimicking my homie I remember his ballprint
Really
So deep~
Please learn offsides dudes
OFF
2026-05-06
SHARKS DESERVED FIRST
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FUCK THE LEAFS
Hell no
2026-05-06
XD
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Took one for the team
2026-05-06
When you guys want my big D?
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2026-05-06
Yes I have the biggest D
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2026-05-05
How?
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Do people forget?
2026-05-05
Wuh
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2026-05-05
Lemme take C rq
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2026-05-05
XD
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2026-05-05
I'M FUCKING DYING BRO
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2026-05-05
XD
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I CAN'T SHOOT ON NET WTF
2026-05-05
It's 4 on 2 and red is 2 0
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Beanis come over
2026-05-05
Same here
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Beanis is invisible
Wtf
2026-05-05
I don't find goalie easy at all
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2026-05-05
I listen to JJK while that happens
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XD
2026-05-05
Every goal I have is unassisted wtf
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2026-05-05
Oh hey Beanis
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Ye
2026-05-05
WHY AM I STUCK
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WTF
LEMME MOVE
I only score the dumb shit
2026-05-05
I shoot into a gap that doesn't exist one second
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2026-05-05
It edged
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Tf was that
2026-05-05
I friction saved that shit
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I'm eepy
2026-05-05
Nice one dude
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2026-04-30
A bit too much balls on that
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2026-04-30
Bro come on
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Rabbit with a clock