twinkerton
Last seen on poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
· 12h ago
Lifetime
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Skater
361
GP
181
G
99
A
280
PTS
567
SOG
Extras
-7
+/-
311
HITS
123
BLK
1499
TK
1534
GV
1043
PASS
0
PIM
Goalie
61.9%
SV%
2.400
GAA
39
SV
19
STK
63
SA
24
GA
2
SO
10
GP
Ranked
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371 matches played
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Servers where this player spends time
poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
43 matches · last 2026-06-11
poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
36 matches · last 2026-06-12
poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
34 matches · last 2026-06-11
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
31 matches · last 8h ago
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
24 matches · last 2026-06-11
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
19 matches · last 9h ago
poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
17 matches · last 2026-06-11
poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
14 matches · last 2d ago
poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
12 matches · last 2026-06-03
poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
5 matches · last 2026-06-12
Match history
| When | Server | Score | Result | Stats |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 3TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 4★ 1st StarGWG |
| 12h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–1 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 8GV: 14PASS: 3 |
| 12h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–1 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 8GV: 14PASS: 3 |
| 12h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–3 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 2TK: 11GV: 10PASS: 4 |
| 13h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–3 | L | SV: 8SV%: 80.0% |
| 13h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–3 | W | SV: 3SV%: 100.0% |
| 13h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–0 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 15GV: 18PASS: 7 |
| 14h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–0 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 4BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 16PASS: 6 |
| 14h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–3 | W | +/-: +3HIT: 3BLK: 2TK: 4GV: 14PASS: 7 |
| 14h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–3 | W | +/-: +3HIT: 3BLK: 2TK: 4GV: 14PASS: 7 |
| 14h ago | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 7GV: 5PASS: 2 |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | W | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 7PASS: 8★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | W | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 2TK: 17GV: 15PASS: 5★ 3rd Star |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–2 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 1TK: 11GV: 2PASS: 5 |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 3TK: 5GV: 7PASS: 6 |
| 2d ago | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–2 | L | TK: 1PASS: 1 |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | SOG: 6HIT: 3BLK: 2TK: 11GV: 19PASS: 4★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | HIT: 2TK: 11GV: 11PASS: 5 |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | SV: 6SV%: 100.0% |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–0 | L | TK: 2PASS: 3 |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | HIT: 3BLK: 2TK: 10GV: 9PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | HIT: 3TK: 7GV: 3PASS: 7 |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-12 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–8 | L | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 11PASS: 7 |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–1 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 2TK: 10GV: 17PASS: 10 |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 1TK: 1GV: 3 |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 15–7 | W | G: 15PTS: 15SOG: 25+/-: +8HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 25★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–1 | W | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 4+/-: +2HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 11PASS: 3★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–0 | L | TK: 1GV: 1 |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 7–12 | L | G: 7PTS: 7SOG: 7+/-: -5HIT: 2TK: 31GV: 30★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–12 | L | G: 4PTS: 4SOG: 4+/-: -8HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 32GV: 36★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 5–7 | L | G: 4PTS: 4SOG: 4+/-: -1TK: 11GV: 20PASS: 2★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 7–2 | W | — |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 7–2 | W | G: 4A: 2PTS: 6SOG: 7+/-: +5HIT: 5BLK: 2TK: 28GV: 34PASS: 5★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-11 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 13–5 | W | SV%: 0.0%★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–3 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 10GV: 12PASS: 11 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 12GV: 21PASS: 9 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 4–1 | W | A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +1PASS: 1 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +1TK: 10GV: 16PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–2 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 19PASS: 12 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–2 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 19PASS: 12 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–0 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 2TK: 11GV: 18PASS: 11★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–5 | L | +/-: -4HIT: 1TK: 13GV: 9PASS: 7 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–5 | L | +/-: -3HIT: 5BLK: 1TK: 5GV: 6PASS: 4 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 2TK: 19GV: 6PASS: 4★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–0 | W | +/-: +1HIT: 3TK: 8GV: 10PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–0 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 7GV: 8PASS: 1 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–6 | L | — |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–2 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 9PASS: 4 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–3 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 4TK: 17GV: 9PASS: 9 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | W | SOG: 1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 3 |
| 2026-06-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–2 | L | +/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 5PASS: 3 |
| 2026-06-09 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–6 | L | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 6GV: 8PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | W | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–5 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -5HIT: 5TK: 12GV: 10PASS: 10 |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–2 | L | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–4 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -3HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 17GV: 11PASS: 8 |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | L | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–2 | L | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–0 | W | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–2 | L | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–0 | W | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | L | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 8–2 | W | — |
| 2026-06-07 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–4 | L | — |
| 2026-06-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 5–2 | W | — |
| 2026-06-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | L | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 4+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 18PASS: 7★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 8–3 | W | SOG: 2+/-: -1TK: 1GV: 2 |
| 2026-06-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–6 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 8GV: 7PASS: 3 |
| 2026-06-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–1 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 17GV: 16PASS: 14 |
| 2026-06-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 6–1 | L | +/-: -5HIT: 3TK: 9GV: 11PASS: 4 |
| 2026-06-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +2HIT: 4TK: 8GV: 10PASS: 6 |
| 2026-06-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1HIT: 1TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 7 |
| 2026-06-03 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–3 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1HIT: 2TK: 12GV: 9PASS: 7★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-06-03 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | L | +/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 12GV: 11PASS: 9 |
| 2026-05-30 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–0 | L | — |
| 2026-05-30 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–4 | L | TK: 7GV: 5PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–0 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–0 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 9–6 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–4 | W | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 4–1 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 6–1 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–2 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–9 | W | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–3 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–7 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +7HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 18GV: 12PASS: 11★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–2 | W | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–6 | W | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: +5HIT: 3TK: 8GV: 4PASS: 9★ 3rd StarGWG |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–2 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–2 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–11 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +2HIT: 1TK: 4GV: 4PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 5–3 | W | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: +3GWG |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 23–5 | L | — |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–2 | L | SOG: 4+/-: -2BLK: 2TK: 20GV: 22PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–7 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -5HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 25PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 3–6 | L | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 8+/-: -1TK: 5GV: 8PASS: 11★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–3 | L | PASS: 1 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–1 | W | SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 12PASS: 14 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–2 | W | HIT: 1TK: 4GV: 1PASS: 3 |
| 2026-05-29 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–6 | L | SOG: 3+/-: -4HIT: 2TK: 8GV: 7PASS: 3 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–0 | L | — |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–2 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 15GV: 11PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 5–0 | W | — |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 4–3 | W | +/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 19GV: 21PASS: 10 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 6–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1TK: 5GV: 6PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–1 | W | — |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 0–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +2HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 5GV: 11PASS: 9 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–3 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +2HIT: 1TK: 12GV: 12PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 8GV: 8PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | W | SOG: 3+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 18GV: 9PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-28 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–4 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 13PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-27 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–1 | L | — |
| 2026-05-27 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–6 | L | — |
| 2026-05-27 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 4–0 | L | SOG: 7+/-: -4HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 19GV: 19PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-27 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL | 6–1 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +1TK: 8GV: 7PASS: 10★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-27 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 5–4 | L | +/-: -1 |
| 2026-05-26 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 6–0 | L | — |
| 2026-05-26 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 3–6 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 7GV: 16PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-26 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–3 | W | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: +2HIT: 3TK: 9GV: 9PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-26 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–2 | L | — |
| 2026-05-26 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–1 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +2HIT: 3BLK: 3TK: 10GV: 14PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 12GV: 11PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–4 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 1BLK: 3TK: 11GV: 7PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–1 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 1TK: 16GV: 9PASS: 2 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–3 | L | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 14PASS: 9★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–5 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 5PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–3 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: +2HIT: 2TK: 8GV: 10PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–3 | W | +/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 13GV: 8PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 6GV: 2PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–2 | W | — |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–0 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +2HIT: 4BLK: 1TK: 10GV: 8PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 4–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +2HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 10GV: 9PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–0 | W | +/-: +3HIT: 3TK: 3GV: 9PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 5–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +4HIT: 7BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 11PASS: 7★ 3rd StarGWG |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 7–4 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 5BLK: 2TK: 13GV: 9PASS: 11 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 6–2 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -4HIT: 4BLK: 3TK: 7GV: 5PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–3 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +2HIT: 8BLK: 1TK: 7GV: 10PASS: 3★ 2nd StarGWG |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–4 | W | SOG: 3+/-: +2TK: 15GV: 10PASS: 11 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–1 | L | SOG: 4+/-: -2HIT: 1TK: 10GV: 13PASS: 11 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 4–1 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 1BLK: 3TK: 13GV: 6PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–4 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 5BLK: 1TK: 21GV: 15PASS: 10 |
| 2026-05-25 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 4–0 | L | SV: 4SV%: 57.1% |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 5–2 | W | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +3TK: 10GV: 22PASS: 9★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 4–1 | L | — |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 5–3 | L | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: -2HIT: 6BLK: 1TK: 25GV: 29PASS: 11★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–0 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 14GV: 15PASS: 9 |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–3 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +3HIT: 2TK: 16GV: 16PASS: 5★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–3 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: +2HIT: 3TK: 15GV: 14PASS: 3★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-24 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 8GV: 10PASS: 6★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-22 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–6 | W | — |
| 2026-05-22 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–2 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 11PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-22 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–0 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 8PASS: 3 |
| 2026-05-22 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 4–1 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -3HIT: 5BLK: 4TK: 10GV: 8PASS: 3★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-22 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 3–4 | W | — |
| 2026-05-22 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 5–1 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -6HIT: 6TK: 15GV: 12PASS: 11 |
| 2026-05-21 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–3 | L | SOG: 5TK: 12GV: 10PASS: 3 |
| 2026-05-21 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 7–16 | W | HIT: 1TK: 1GV: 1 |
| 2026-05-21 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–1 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1BLK: 2TK: 16GV: 12PASS: 6★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 5–4 | L | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 5+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 20GV: 24PASS: 7★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–1 | W | SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 4TK: 17GV: 18PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 4–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 6+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 10GV: 15PASS: 8★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-18 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 2–4 | W | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 4+/-: +3HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 12GV: 12PASS: 8★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-17 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–4 | L | SOG: 4+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 13GV: 18PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-17 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 7–2 | W | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 1+/-: +5HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 18GV: 19PASS: 9★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–1 | W | — |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +1HIT: 3BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 7PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 5–1 | L | +/-: -4HIT: 3TK: 5GV: 3PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 1–2 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 3GV: 6PASS: 13★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–1 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 4GV: 6PASS: 7★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 2–3 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 5+/-: +1HIT: 1TK: 4GV: 5PASS: 13★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-11 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY | 3–2 | L | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 3+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 3PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–10 | L | PASS: 3 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 7–1 | W | G: 2A: 3PTS: 5SOG: 4+/-: +6HIT: 3BLK: 2TK: 3GV: 4PASS: 11★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–6 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: -5HIT: 1TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–2 | W | A: 3PTS: 3SOG: 2+/-: +5HIT: 4TK: 5GV: 3PASS: 10 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | +/-: -1★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–3 | L | +/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 1GV: 2PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–0 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -3HIT: 3BLK: 1TK: 2PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–6 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +3HIT: 2TK: 5GV: 1PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 3TK: 6GV: 4PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–5 | L | SV: 3SV%: 60.0% |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 3TK: 3GV: 2PASS: 9 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–4 | W | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 3BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 3PASS: 4★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 6–2 | W | SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 2 |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 9–0 | W | — |
| 2026-05-10 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–6 | L | SV: 1SV%: 50.0%★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 9–3 | L | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 6+/-: -6BLK: 1TK: 16GV: 12PASS: 5★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–3 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 3TK: 3GV: 2PASS: 1 |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–3 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1HIT: 4BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 10 |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | W | SOG: 4+/-: -1HIT: 4TK: 6GV: 6PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–3 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: -1HIT: 5TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 3–1 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 6TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | L | +/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 7PASS: 11 |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–4 | L | G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 6HIT: 3BLK: 1TK: 4GV: 5PASS: 8★ 1st Star |
| 2026-05-09 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 6GV: 9PASS: 6 |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 5–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 4+/-: +2HIT: 3GV: 4PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–4 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +3HIT: 1TK: 1GV: 1PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 1–4 | W | SOG: 5+/-: +3HIT: 4TK: 2GV: 3PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +2HIT: 3TK: 4GV: 4PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 0–2 | L | SOG: 1+/-: -2HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–3 | W | — |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–0 | W | — |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–1 | L | +/-: -1 |
| 2026-05-08 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–3 | L | A: 2PTS: 2SOG: 1+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | L | BLK: 1PASS: 2 |
| 2026-05-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI | 3–1 | W | — |
| 2026-05-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 5–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: +4HIT: 1TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 5★ 2nd Star |
| 2026-05-07 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–1 | W | SOG: 4HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 1PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 3BLK: 1TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 8★ 3rd Star |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 4–0 | W | A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +4TK: 1GV: 2PASS: 4 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 0–2 | L | +/-: -2HIT: 2TK: 3GV: 2PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 1–5 | L | +/-: -4HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 4GV: 4PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 3–2 | W | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1BLK: 2TK: 4GV: 4PASS: 9 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA | 2–4 | L | +/-: -2TK: 1GV: 1PASS: 1 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 6–1 | L | — |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–2 | L | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 3GV: 2 |
| 2026-05-06 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–0 | L | SOG: 3+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 4GV: 2PASS: 10 |
| 2026-05-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–0 | W | — |
| 2026-05-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | W | SOG: 4+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 2TK: 1GV: 7PASS: 8 |
| 2026-05-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | L | SOG: 2+/-: -1HIT: 1BLK: 1TK: 1GV: 4PASS: 5 |
| 2026-05-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–5 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2+/-: -3TK: 7GV: 9PASS: 7 |
| 2026-05-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 2–1 | L | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 6+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 8GV: 9PASS: 7★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-05 | poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | W | +/-: -1HIT: 2TK: 4GV: 1PASS: 15 |
| 2026-05-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 7–1 | L | — |
| 2026-05-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 0–1 | W | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3+/-: +1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 3GV: 2PASS: 4★ 1st StarGWG |
| 2026-05-04 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 1–2 | L | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: -1HIT: 2BLK: 1TK: 6GV: 7PASS: 3 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 10 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SV: 12SV%: 57.1% |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SV: 2SV%: 50.0% |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 2 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2A: 2PTS: 4SOG: 4 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 4 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-05-03 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 5 |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 6 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-25 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-25 | poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL | 4–3 | W | PASS: 1 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-23 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-23 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-23 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-23 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-23 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-18 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-17 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-17 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-16 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-16 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-16 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-16 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SV%: 0.0% |
| 2026-04-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-14 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 9PTS: 9SOG: 9 |
| 2026-04-14 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-14 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2A: 2PTS: 4SOG: 5 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-13 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-12 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-11 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-11 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-10 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-10 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 3PTS: 3SOG: 4 |
| 2026-04-10 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-10 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-10 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-05 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 4PTS: 4SOG: 9 |
| 2026-04-05 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 4A: 1PTS: 5SOG: 5 |
| 2026-04-05 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-05 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-05 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 3PTS: 3SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 3 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 5 |
| 2026-04-02 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-29 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 2PTS: 2 |
| 2026-03-29 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-29 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 2PTS: 2 |
| 2026-03-26 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 2 |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 4 |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 7 |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-24 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-21 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-21 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 5 |
| 2026-03-21 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1 |
| 2026-03-21 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-21 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 2 |
| 2026-03-21 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-20 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-20 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | SOG: 1 |
| 2026-03-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 2 |
| 2026-03-15 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | — |
| 2026-03-08 | PoncePuck | 0–0 | — | G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1 |
Chat history
12h ago
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
gg
hold it
crazy slide
3v1plshelp
12h ago
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
TURTLE BOYS
nooooo
12h ago
stam :sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
never gonna catch glatt :(
i keep turning too hard and missing hits
12h ago
incoming mega save
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
:(
ref i tagged up
who doesn't
15 we're fine we can turtle
clean hit ref
but i get ur meaning
"the cannon" is a terrible way to say "the actual nhl"
12h ago
the kick is good!
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
waoooooabh we'er halfway thereeree
good clean hit
smh
im sorry u just dont understand highly physical roblox hockey
flakes i have the 1 goal smh
???
REF
1 sec
ikim remember the game like an hour ago where i had a .85 sv% and you faced 3 total shots and u won :sob:
...grind... woof
coach put me in to grind
:sob:
ref
12h ago
woof
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
12h ago
cant blame me for that you skated directly into him lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
first goal in the lobby without a twinkerassist :sob:
but i was about to get bum rushed lol
i was gonna see if he could tag and i could dump
12h ago
OW
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
it was the 1 move i knew :sob:
i cant cut in like i used to smh
12h ago
that looked painful
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ow
cant let him end on a win
we have to try harder guys
12h ago
pay attention >:(
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
12h ago
fuckin vibe coded poncepuck website crypto mining smh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
sounds like bullshit but my frames died for no reaosn
faleks passed me in hits :(
12h ago
terrible
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i double tapped e like it was still dashfall
12h ago
i was waiting for the rimmer :(
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
12h ago
mistimed it srry
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
im drunk too which is why i keep forgetting to defend good
opk explains a lot
wtf is everyone drunk
12h ago
ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
sry hitting my wife
13h ago
??
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
i missed the hit and then my guy had a cardiac event :sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
wtf
wtf
ow
13h ago
clean
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
that user's gotta be a slura
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
im not in net any more for the reoord
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
losing with the better sv% :Sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
gg
nooooooooooo he spoke too soon
13h ago
GIO GO GO GOG OG GOGOGOGO
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
swayman rant incoming
SHOOTO TAHSGKJHSKJGSHDKghsKG
off
i spam crouch pumps cuz idk the mechanics
yeah there's c to carve
blue right winger
if im gonna take one for the lobby and play in net i want it to at least be some excitement
nah i like the action
the entire red team is in my lane :sob: i cant see shit
13h ago
twinkerton
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
im so twinkerton
13h ago
im not actually a golie im 3 skaters in a trench coat
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
PLEASE clear the crease
can u guys
i didnt see it :sob:
we'll pretend i got a piece of that
mr president a second skater has hit jordan binnington
highstick
terrorism
nazim
ong
how do i only have 2 saves half of these have been on target :sob:
twinkerton
i almost went to butterfly and knocked that in but avoided :sob:
ive been playing better for red and now im blue's goalie this scares me
thanks for showing me where the crease is croc
dawg pile
woof
ow
twinkersaving
13h ago
ts disorienting
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
anyone else want red net?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
twinkershutout
gg
13h ago
hot
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
like i like ncaa 06 and madden 04 like my own children
also nhl 2004 controls like shit and i LOVE PS2 era sports games
yeah
so maybe nhl will
ncaa is coming to pc
nazim khadri wears burka at home
crossdressing.... i should text him :sob:
thx skidz <3
whats a good crossdressing game for xblx/px/ps5
13h ago
who is the small teenager on the mic and why is his gain so high
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
need the puck echl :sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i wish there was a weekend warrior league for ppl with like... employment :sob:
clock
still going for #1 in hits tho :triumph:
like i sucked before now i REALLY suck
its so tacky when you're shooting it just holds onto the toe for no reason
in fuckin tape
new puck feels like its covered
13h ago
oh god we stuck in net
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
13h ago
its tacky as fuck when u wanna shoot but has no bite on the blade for some reason
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
*puck
fucking hate this pick
argh
fucking sticky tape puck
13h ago
:sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
let me out
ref
i did the first one to get the goalie in the net :sob:
FUCK
13h ago
ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
13h ago
feels like its covered in tape
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
the new puck sucks
13h ago
:sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
its so dumb u cant vk afkers on spectator
@44
14h ago
deflected
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
14h ago
tinkerton
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
gg
14h ago
whyd u tap ur stick like u wanted it :sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
14h ago
better than pounding it into the goalie's chest smh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
perfetti 10 minute major stopping my breakaway
perfetti can u bury one of thse shots pls <3
????
WHAT
this is somehow the games'f aul
my point shots arent going on target since they changed the puck
14h ago
what'd i do
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
what
illegal
something there had to be
ref
14h ago
Canti is wilson smh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
14h ago
nooo i wanted to backhand it at the far pad
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
great pass though
it was ana wfukl try i lagged when i tried to get to my backhand
good run of play boys just like we drew it up
LMAO
14h ago
creating kariyas
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
another clean hit on a defenseless player
penalty for madrid
VAR
REF
ERF
Clean.
14h ago
cuz no pairmate
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
like im playing 100% defensive lol
i can have like 10 hits and no giveaways but since i have no points in 4v4 i get nothing
but like for the 3 star
ik the stats do
i wish the stars took into account hits
BOOM
14h ago
its in your heeaaad in your heaaad
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
We like to party
REF
twinkercleard
ref
deked myself there lol
14h ago
nazim kadri sportsmanship award
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
accidental BM :sob:
wait was that not 3
gg
ref
14h ago
ref.
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
ref
no ice?
14h ago
i was interfered with smh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
14h ago
ok who was that get those mitts off bud
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
all my hits are clean
BOOM
ON GOD
this ref HATES us
ref
14h ago
25 :sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
clean hit
REF
14h ago
WOOF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
im getting forechecked by 4 dudes
:sob:
pls
help psl
wait so if u donate u can put a song in as your goal song?
twinkerstickhandling
who the fuck picked the new tracklist
SANDSTORM as a goal song???
glhf
hit j
or hit j
"/vs"
twinkerdefending
gg
14h ago
way too much juice lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
14h ago
off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
14h ago
should be weezer tbh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
what the fuck is this new goal music
14h ago
ref i was obstructed
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
that was embarassing
FUCK
Perfetti more like
2d ago
srry for vk car got wrong guy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
RAWR gn gooner
ggs
ty <3 :3
pdl
ok why did they update the puck lmao
???
flakes gooning as always
2d ago
gr8 pass btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2d ago
what
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
scorekeeper
insane
goalie stick lifted me
wtf
2d ago
hasek in net
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
thats his 2nd insane stick save smh
2d ago
game needs to add the 2 line pass rule
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ref
stick save wt
10 minute unsportsmanlike pls
:sob: can i not go behind the net and kill the last 5 seconds
rolled off the hit though like a stud
2d ago
defleced btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2d ago
why did it roll off the heel :sob:
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
wtf my stick was angled
2d ago
i did not expect flakes to overskate the puck lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2d ago
@Rolot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
the power of negativity
that game finished alright for me considering how bad it started lmao
gg
wtf i tagged up
EXTREMELY LEGAL HIGH STICK
2d ago
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2d ago
lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
who asked for it to be a 4v32
2d ago
insane lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
did i block that
2d ago
offended
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
:sob:
>no what a saves
kekw
immaculate positioning or luck
good call ref
thats fine lol
no pen?
2d ago
misclick
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
great minds think alike lmao
2d ago
why wouldnt u vote to scramble lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
its a 3v2 and very lopsided
the command ys "sc y" btw
2d ago
@Rolot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
gg
i meant that one
i forget the thanks keybind
mb put nothing on it
2d ago
thats the 2nd time ive done that tonight lmoa
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
no bite at all
it feels like the puck has been dipped in fuckin vaesline
Rob Thomas on the draw
@Rolot
2d ago
crypto
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@crypto
get them gloves off
good effort no need to apologize
@Rolot close one bud
@Rolot
why does the guy im not manned up on break to the crase smh
:sob:
timign is hard
2d ago
would've been bar donw on the old puck btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@Rolot
@Rolot
2d ago
Rolot spells like a panthers fan
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@Rolot
did that help
@Rolot
@Rolot
2d ago
is the crown emoji on the leaderboard a warning that that player is off their add meds
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
jesus
2d ago
so can we vs or...
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
lmao
hey can u get back in the d zone
2d ago
can we restart the guy who was on him left on the draw lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
hit j also
expand on my girlfriend
woof.
it feels so weird
i officially hate the new puck
its ok i liked it
ref the tendy slept with my girl AND my sidechick
gg
2d ago
in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2d ago
rawr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
why do we only win draws when im typing
gotta shoot more boys
:(
if he loses possession between the time i leave my skates to charge him and the time my elbow hits his head that's clean
REF
???
skimmed the top ref
2d ago
also nice tip crypto
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
yay we got the flakes pity join
2d ago
next time skate into 3 guys on the other team instead of 2
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
good kill
2d ago
dont join my team these guys suck
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
omg crypto
2d ago
yeah wtf it feels like it's draggier vertically but still cuts thru the air sidewyas
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i havetn played in a while and the puck feels super weird
did they change any settings in the last 2 weeks
im training new employees at work tomrrow so no need to sleep
2d ago
im gonna refernce a youtube poop from 2009 next watch out
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
nothing beats a jet 2 holiday <3
2026-06-12
where tf are u guys going
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
on god
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
clean hits
2026-06-12
big nate
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
no comment
ye of little faioth
in
2026-06-12
3v3 was nice while it lasted
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
good job clock operator
2026-06-12
good check
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
that hit someone's shaft
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
smh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
hooking
hit p
:3
we are charlie kirk
horrendous call
WHAT
2026-06-12
i'd leave too
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
his mask didnt pop off because i hit him it popped off becuase he was horny
clean hit
2026-06-12
:3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
wtf
ref
srg go c
2026-06-12
i only make good saves so i wouldve let that one in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
twinkerton wouldve saved all those btw
geeko fucking cursed me lmao
good buidlup and d zone switching
wow we're playin good as a team
2026-06-12
stick lifted himself :sob
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
red by 40
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
guy got nuked twice
LOL
REF
florida has way more ethinc people wdym
like playing with a superball
fucking baskebtall puck
or say "/vs"
hit j
press the j key
vegas is getting out physicalled
canes in 6
2026-06-12
BRB modelo time
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
should be 2 for embellishment
i quite literally did not touch the goalie
REF
no means no
REF
good cal ref
weezer
WHAT
firing my coach
it wouldn't let me not be pulled because of spawning at center ice lol
gloves off as soon as we out the box bud
good rule enforcment game
it wont even let me select team to have single tendy for the kill wtf
REF
WAIT NONONONOONO
LOL
:sob:
thundercat - them changes
they've deployed terrorism
please help
why does red have five nazims
2026-06-12
.1 BAC
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
if i was on red i'd be 950 sv
AMEN BROTHE
aen brother
like i know its bad to do that but i do it anways lol i dont goalie enuf
idk why im dropping down so early
2026-06-12
red by -30
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
nooo i wanna be red goalie
red by 30000
now im cogent and theyre flying in
last game? incoherently drunk, only let 1 in
im starting to sober up thats why im etting goals in
SRG=kadri
red by 40, btw
rawrrrrrr
hey can u guys backcheck
i was reading chat and being offended smh
ok that one was on me lol
broke up the first one at least :(
gahhhhhhh
2026-06-12
si se puede puto
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
i need a modelo break can we challenge something
im too drunk to skate
wait im both gaolies
red by 40 btw
:D
gn gux
2026-06-12
glatt
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
porque
soon to be hits leader btw
and hits
they have them on the site
free hockey for the millions of fans at home
clock
2026-06-12
keep grinding boys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
off the top of the glass btw
why cant we have the fleury pads as tendys :(
2026-06-12
trust the yzerplan
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
teams that commit bad turnovers do well in chatoic games
red by 50 that goal will just genergize them
even if theyre not shooting on my drunk ass
see this is why red is winning by 40
<3
smh
ok genuinely where is my what a save for that
2026-06-12
f
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
red by 50
otherwise is suspicious
well when its behind the net i do
i cant do much but i can seal that post up smh
red by 40 at this point
backup goalie rebound control
2026-06-12
:3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
normie shit but i love it
scenery by ryo fuki is now playing
someone take a trip or something smh
2026-06-12
balls in my face :3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
SRG triple hattie
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
red by 30 btw
lmk
if anyone else wants net
oilers
also they gave up 3 breakaways in 2 minutes of game time
red should've won but i made all 3 of my actual saves on them lmao
GG lmao
after i said that i think red had one shot on goal lmao
u cant expect him to be there he needs to be cheating middle
at least that save was kinda cool
red the slots open
2026-06-12
brindamore call a time out please
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
why are they giving up 2 on 0 breaks up a goal
augh got my stick to it but it wasn't flat
this band's so godo
listening to weather report rn
2026-06-12
SOG btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
:sob: poor blue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
h oh
off the glass
2026-06-12
no curves
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
white woman
2026-06-12
red's gonna win this one by like 30 :sob:
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
u should relax guy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
i just asked what happened smh
bad day?
wtf was that
2026-06-12
hit the j keyb
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
wait nvm is it fine?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i did lol
oh fucks sake
ts better be not broken now
2026-06-12
1 min ig
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
wtf ive never had that bug and it was JUST working lol
yeah i cant
booo
wait wtf my shit was fine on the other ponce server like an hour ago
is this the vanilla puck
2026-06-12
its so weird seeing the normal rink wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-12
also if you forfeit ur a bitch
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
thank you for releasing me from prison, tendy
good hit crypto
LOL
13 minutesa go
yall aint winning gold at the world paying attention championships
2026-06-12
based and twinkpilled no notes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
3 possible passes and he sauces it into the tendy's chest
ref?
BOOM
2026-06-12
usually im being facetious when i say that but actually how was that a call
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
???
REF
2026-06-12
keep in of the year
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
go get it
in
what
hey can u guys shoot
2026-06-12
go start another forfeit vote with 2 periods left or some shit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
i tapped my stick until you pushed me out of the way lol
i peeled off to let you have it lol
shush :3
WOOF
twinkersave
great turnover
REF
2026-06-12
he had it coming
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
what
2026-06-12
its super cringe
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
stop voting to forfeit with tons of time left
2026-06-12
LD when the puck is on the right side cheat to the middle
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
way to seal the post bud
#WeHitJHockey
slash votekick zoink
2026-06-12
off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
off
ref
rawrrr
cryptowigi could never
2026-06-12
shouldnt be standing there
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
fuckin ell ref
clean hit in every era
WAKE THE FUCK UP - mitchell marner
where do i get that bind
LOL
2026-06-12
why
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
#WEHATEJHOCKEY
Need stamina!
i wouldve saved that btw
2026-06-12
and i wouldnt kick for that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
i didnt say it was
stop skating INTO MY CREASE :SOB:
dump and chase driver
get the puck in the zoneee
can u people please stop skating into your own crease with the puck
STOP DOING THAT
why did 2 guys skate directly into the crease with the puck lmao
?????
ok who the fuck did that
misclick sorry
GOOD CALL REF
can u guys please gain the red before u dump
2026-06-12
IM BEING INTERFERED WITH
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
REF
cw ref
and he's my comfort character
ur blue line turnovers remind me of alex pietrangelo
its ok chudjak
that was off my pad btw
sv% is 100% broken right
so its not that
im like 10 feet out the net and it still does it
good call ref
wait i still have 1.00 sv% lmao
unfortunately the puck was behind me :sob:
well i sealed up the post at least
has it always don e
why does moving your stick when you're a goalie also rotate your playermodel
2026-06-12
scorekeeper please kill yourself
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
wheres my apple
no save???
2026-06-12
on the other hand they blocke very shot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
on the one hand my team is screening me constantly
this is how hofer feels
there's 3 gusy in my paint
can u guys clear the crease pls
like that was going straight in if i didnt pad save it lol
how is that not a save
off target btw
2026-06-12
i honestly was scared he was gonna turn up ice instead of collecting the icing lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
oo wee oo i look just like buddy holly
2026-06-12
i dont know anything about 401ks
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
im a bicycle guy
:sob:
am i STUCK IN NET
gg
2026-06-12
RARE TWINKERSAVE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
how do i hit crypto in the back of the head with my blocker
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-12
im only in net until a skater leaves cuz i am BAD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-11
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
pull
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
musky~
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
its a real goalie battle here folks
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
bennett would've picked up that pass btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
tendy's sitting way too far back lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
suzuki thought it was the blue net
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
who from waht
2026-06-11
just hit my j key harder than i hit ur sister last night
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
vs its literally fubard rn lol
oh yeah the shootouts are broken lol
WAHT
2026-06-11
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
nvm ok
oh it wasn't on me
GOOD CALL REF
2026-06-11
stickfiddler
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
:sob:
for the record i told him to shoot
i have a great excuse: im drunk
and suzuki ive only seen score on his own net
ive only seen bennett score when the other team is entirely drunk or outmanned
2026-06-11
and if so is he the bottom
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
suz are u his boyfriend or something
thank god
2026-06-11
have u ever looked at the game clock bud
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
puck tendy positioning needs to be studied
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
now im hungry shit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
league's gone wok
on god
smh
am i not allowed to finish my check
ref
2026-06-11
valid
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
my bad im druk
oh shit
14 for fucks ake
2026-06-11
probably not
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
hit j and i post @bennett shower pics
or say "/vs"
the j key
hit j
.950
2026-06-11
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-11
later bud
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
imma go do a few full lobbies before bed
2026-06-11
i swear the puck is covered in fucking stickum now
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
what
2026-06-11
lemme try my one shootut move lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-11
binner positioning
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-11
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
that has much more utility in not a 1v1 lol
2026-06-11
wow good faceoff
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
0.0 from stick
2026-06-11
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-11
i left that for u :(
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
good call ref
WHAT
deke get on red smh
awooo
2026-06-11
87???
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
wtf is my ping ont his server
2026-06-11
gn and pray for me bro gbr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
gn and pray for me brother go big red'
i am exceptionally inebriated and my ex boyfriend is calling me at 12am
2026-06-11
its on the website
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
nearly long enough
i do hate how hitting doesnt put someone down for like
2026-06-11
im like 2nd in ponce hits
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
for me it is lol
2026-06-11
and hellen keller would look fast to me rn
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
them i rememebr im drunk
i keep thinking u have superhuman reactin time
2026-06-11
wasnt in the crease yet
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
disrespectful to slap it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
ok ill shoot that one
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
based af
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i loooove the dump and chase
cuz i do
in actual gamew
do u believe in teh dump and chase
2026-06-11
i like refuse to shoot outside the crease in a 1v1 lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
yay random ATL frame drops
uncouth
thats like
outside the blue
im not gonna shoout
that wasnt a shot
2026-06-11
ffs i gotta drink some pedialyte
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
saw the inside of ur players head
???
i am very durnk
it wasnt a lift i forgot to move with the drag
2026-06-11
lets play straight up lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
gg
it makes ppl very mad
i spam stick lifts in actual games
lift
too drunk to notice the stick life
do what i did on the first one just do the michy and jam it into th ebar
i hit the post more when im not aiming for it
ugh that hit the back of the net
I DIDNT HEAR NO PING
there should be a shinny server lol
almost 3
still up 2-0 on post and ins btw
ref he's drinking five hour energy
oil
on teh fish ol
roids
ref he didnt fall down
or not drunk enuf
am i too drunk
cant tell
just put the brakes on driver
just do what i did and stop in the crease and slam it off the post lmao
ref
im too drunk
gotta open those hips smh
fuck that almost caught the post
2026-06-11
i grew up playing floor hockey and soccer and to me it isnt
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
well is the bar a post lol
it's 2-0 kekw
btw im beating u rn if we're actually doing post and ins only LOL
tuff scene
was that miss not on purpose?
put it in smh
bitch dont patronize me
700 dollar gpu
losing frames on roblox hockey
fucking
2026-06-11
at least 50/50
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
because i figure its
i genuinely aim for the posts sometimes from the point
i hit post moe than the tendy
i'd win 15-0
playing posts
im jumping the ref
reffffffffff
ref he grabbed e
but center of ice head to head idk how to defend lol
i can chase and i can pinch tot he barods
i need this tho heads up defending i suck at
cuz like if i have a d pair that's an easy turnove
what i go for on D when its not 1v1
tbf tie ups are like
no lol
2026-06-11
even if its risky and unecessary
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
always go bar down
yeah
it takes 3/4 stma
2026-06-11
on inlines i've got his ass fs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
like i can barely skate on ice irl and i think i could outskate the puck guy
even on pak's
the stops and starts on this game were shitty before but post update they're awfu;
literally
i hit alt and lose no speed
im like 5 beers in
2026-06-11
fuckin thing always gets caught on my heel
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
they made the puck so sticky on the last update
2026-06-11
i can open my hips irl LOL
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
top right sorry
which is funny cuz irl thats where i aim
i have to aim like 30 feet left of the goal to go top left corner
i pull like barry bonds
can u see now why i shoot from the point
2026-06-11
they have it on training server
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i wish
how did it go that fast
98.1 no drawback wtf
peak twink beahvior
cellying up 5 in a 2v1
2026-06-11
quick someone netmind
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
hijo de 11
Ratatoullie
:3
hello ratatouille
???
2026-06-11
so i dont get to say wake the fuck up like mitchy :(
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i was gonna join blue but to even teams got on red
2026-06-11
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
alcohl
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
bishop go back
i finally can hit that draw consistantly
REF
get them gloves off boy'
CLEAN
puck dont lie
he literally had clean possession
???????
good call ref
clean
2026-06-11
that was a gross pass lmao i love it <3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
????
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
its 2v1 now
???
i was pushed into the goalie qtf
REF???
good call stripes
2026-06-11
clean
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i spilled my cutwater
amazing save tbh
2026-06-11
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
when i played soccer as a kid i did that move constantly
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
love the cut in from the left wing
2026-06-11
being drunk and whiffing the easy drag worked out there mao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
wow
2026-06-11
i also love when im on a team that dumps
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-11
best feeling
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
especially when the center rotates over and you get to pinch down for the slapshot
holding the point on a comptent pubby team is so fun
im trying to get better at D because i love being right defenseman
2026-06-11
genuinely think my aim's better irl and i havent played even floorball in like a decade
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i can kinda do it but its so hard to explain cuz like... no hands
idek how to explain aiming in this game
2026-06-11
rn im 2nd to glatt
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
im trying to become the ponce pubby hits leader
i play on a laptop with a wireless mouse on a coffee table i dont think i need to worry ab meta
idk if its meta but i enjoy it
its fun
2026-06-11
so i got no idea how to get the puck really moving other than those top corner slappers
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
but in game there's no like, opening ur hips or lowering the shoulder
i know how to generate tons of power on a shot irl in like floorbal
but it didnt go in
oh that was fast
2026-06-11
ugh that one rolled end over end off the stick for no reason
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i def need the practice defending heads up lol
so my 1v1 defending is suspicious
im so used to playing with a d pair
2026-06-11
i just inhaled my vodkaahakjega
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
so u could get crazy power on the wrister
but the puck wasn't as sticky then
pre update
i think i hit 100
98.9 but that was on bouncing puck
2026-06-11
u wanna 1 on 1?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
im currently trying to see if i can hit 100 mph on a slapshot lol
hi wildy
2026-06-11
oh my binds got wiped lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
wtf was happening to my inputs there
2026-06-11
oh fucks sake that goes against my +/-
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
awoooo yall have a good one
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i gotta go back to work
i said to gain the red
he REALLY wanted to ice it
2026-06-10
well theyre dumping but not chasing
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
that was tocuhed by red but ok
2026-06-10
can u guys pls dump when u gain the redline we have like 1 clean entry it aint working
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
someone go over
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
tried for top let corner and just caught all body lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
it was a horrible shot lol
2026-06-10
no idea how that didnt clip his body at all
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
i fanned like 3 times on the netfront lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
gg
2026-06-10
why did u cancel the high stick
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
guy jumped into my path smh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
something somethind tend the goal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
glhf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
hit j
hit
nvm lol
well if RD wants to switch ill sit back ther lol
5-0???
2026-06-10
ggs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
<3
gn losers
i g2g
stealing my gimmick
pell just typed and missed the easiest point shot goal OAT
2026-06-10
please stop cancelling icing
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
tendy
2026-06-10
nooo kiwi
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
we have to take the goal off the board
sorry i was out of position there
tendy
2026-06-10
waiting for crash to complain about that point shpot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
idk how that didnt get tipped in it went between 3 sticks lol
yeah that was close
??? i had just shot on the break lmao
im only out of position because you keep losing possession lol
stop turning it over in the neutral zone and ill consider it
crash
2026-06-10
oh fuck off timekeepr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
same guy who vk'd me for looping back on an offside btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
christ
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
tendy pls stop taking every icing
2026-06-10
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
45 seconds for getting boarded
2026-06-10
rlly no poitn in playing if the tendy literally doesnt have pads
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
tendy ur shit's fubar'd
notie anything>
jam ur stick against his pads
pell
uh
is our tendy's pads noclipped or smth that's like the 5th five hole
2026-06-10
>.>
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
thx
i retreated because i thought it was off lol
???
2026-06-10
cant just let him stand in the crease
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
massive aura loss
2026-06-10
hey can u guys clear the zone
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
it's "/vk chud"
u guys should vk
chud is sabotaging btw lol
2026-06-10
what do me and chud have in common? we both sleep with guys in his family
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
blind backhand lol
LMAO
nvm
all refs are bastards
ARAB
2026-06-10
so he had to fionish it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
if they were thinking
red coudlve cleared it
to be fair
WHAT????
:(
its not healthy to call urself names like that chud
2026-06-10
now see that was a dirty hit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
he had possession
it hit his body
he had the puck :sob:
he literally touched the puck
in what universe
ref
and from behhind i assume cuz i see it fromt eh front not get called all the time
it can only happen on a dive right
good call stripes
2026-06-10
thought u were red
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
sht sorry
ref
2026-06-10
all urs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
the p in pepe stands for procedural violation
2026-06-10
say /vs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
say /vs pls
hit j]
wow close game
2026-06-10
off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
neo in net
2026-06-10
the puck didnt re enter the zone
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref
2026-06-10
ty
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
like a good neighbor
2026-06-10
idek if the forewards have attempted a shot lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
scoreboard is way closer than it rlly is
y pls
2026-06-10
we got the fuckin alibaba neutral zone play out here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
outstanding turnover
phil kessel body
:3
which player is supposed to watch the left slot on defense
crypto can u remind me
2026-06-10
harmless pass breakup if tendy isnt aslsee
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
can we vk the afk guy lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
we'd be getting it if we had 1 less
or say "/vs"
hit j or you refuse to wear the pride jersey and are ostrichized by the ommunity
hello d pairing
say "/vs"
hit j
and fedotov is many things but fat is not one of them
no it doesnt not if ur not fat
you pull down 1 with any amount of time
i mean yeah
getting closer to graf on the hits leaderboard
so
well our tendy wont pul
88 pull on the drwa
FAST SHOOT
2026-06-10
i'd win no lie
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
GET THOSE GLOVES OFF BUD
good call ref
REF
what a buncha jerks
tendy stop grabbing those
2026-06-10
blue #6 five minutes for gooonniiinnnnggg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ok in my defense he literally missed the puck and thats the only reason the game called it int
why dont we just start gooning
we cant exit the zone clean, we cant enter the zone clean
2026-06-10
nuh uh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
2026-06-10
pushed the play toward the middle instead of the boards
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
whats freaky is the fact that the D mate i had earlier
crypto clears the zone like i clear HPV
should go to the nz
smh
double high stick
in what world is that not interference
REF
FUCK
pls i need d pair
@28
2026-06-10
joe that's a softy bud
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
yeah that was definitely the center's faul and not the winger fedotov
good interception 3
2026-06-10
hi pellikka!!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
<3
gg girlies
off red
REF
just a thought
guys u should probably not give up 1v0 rushes on the pen kill with a minute left and a lead
where's marner to tell us to wake the fuck up
fucking puck rode up my stickakjsghkjahgkjasg
ref
2026-06-10
can we run the NZ trap
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
so that saying doesnt make sense
i'd say he put me on skates but we're playing hockey
rare twinkerdefending
2026-06-10
WOW
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
good call stripes
2026-06-10
and i saw his numbers and he was against the boards so i had to hit him
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
in my defense he was taunting me with his stunning good looks
2026-06-10
fuck there goes my GWG
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
remember if u dont sin jesus died for nothing
omg hi crypto
REF
slight miscue
no idea what happened there
was that shot blocked?
CLOCK
2026-06-10
CHIPPIES
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
hit j
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
oh now that veggies is gone my top shelf shot is abck ok
ive been sent to the very bad skater dimension
HELP
gg
bending the rules of hockey to our whims :muscle:
how did we ice it on a delayed penalty
2026-06-10
the first step to having 0 SOG is having 10 shot attemtps
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
aghsgjahg'd
the shot total is not for a lac pf trying
2026-06-10
ctually maybe it'll count that interference minor as a hit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
twinkerton 0 shot 0 hit game sky is falling
is the center bum rushing the puckholder a valid part of***good forecheck
2026-06-10
wow this screen isnt working
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
stl
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
blue line turnovers: guaranteed
im JOKINg im wearing a pietrangelo jersey rn
hockey is for everyone (except offensive defensemen)
ON GOD
mewowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
cant even work the boards in todays game
ref mcmon
2026-06-10
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
nice flip
16
2026-06-10
GOOD CALL REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
veggies!
2026-06-10
that one save was insane
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
who was that red goalie
wow fanning on that shot was a good idea
2026-06-10
let em race for it smh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref
2026-06-10
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
somebody gotta ragequit or kick their ethernet cord or something
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-10
nooooo im sorry the help i thought was rotating down rotated out to the corner
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
the help i thoguht was rotating down rotated out
nooo i thought help rotated down
all urs bud
2026-06-10
pls help theyre cycling down here with n oone else defnding
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
smh my one breakout of the peripd
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
oh they fixed shootout mod>
admin wtf
????
more OT
let the clock run smh
REF
dead puck era strats
both teams have both defensemen sweeping lmao
tried to hold it until onside
2026-06-10
cant do that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
quick someone call for a neutral zone trap
LEFT WING LOCK
and we shall
my +/- was 30 a few days ago now it's -3
had his head down over the middle
he had it coming
2026-06-10
like wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i still dont get how my stick touched the puck and got pushed up by it but the puck just kept going on that one goal
2026-06-10
bruh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
why did everyone cut back lol
2026-06-10
??????
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
nah in the NZ
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i thought that pass was money
how did that not get touched by blye
brah
2026-06-10
i ran out of stam on that pass couldnt get back
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
fuck
nice block
2026-06-10
chief :(
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i miss when we had a grindier playstyle
but i appreciate the brindamores of the world
im a blues fan
dump and chase is great
very
np
skated length of the ice to stop that wraparound btw
RREF
RIMMER ef
like just stick with him idk
how is it a bad thing for the center to move up ice when his team has clear possession'
that wasnt even a loaf
:3
6 masterclass?
i swear the stick is way sticker now
wow that came off sideways
good call stripes
dumping is winning
homie just dump the puck :(
2026-06-10
if this game recorded team turnovers we'd be fuckin settin records
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
i push the shooter wide and he just passes it to the other team in the slot lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
idk what u want me to do there
2026-06-10
corn can u stop doing tht
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
clean
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
u rlly should be able to high stick in the NZ since no gloves
cant do that
2026-06-10
i BARELY got down to that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
i have the timing down lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
REF
2026-06-10
not like this PP is gonan score
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
???
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
???
2026-06-10
????
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
very suspicious
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
.333 sv % VS .900 sv%
2026-06-10
DUMP IT
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
between all of u guys do u have a single pass
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
i got scott stevens'd
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i was on my ass at center ice i didnt see any of that
ok what the fuck were u guys doing
REF
that was going in lmao
FUCK
this team is coached by nurse and pietrangelo
2026-06-10
whys this server running like sht
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
for the record my stick is not 8 feet long
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
tnedy i was tyoing
i didnt think u had clean possession merk srry m
LMAO thats tragic
:SOB:
2026-06-10
glhf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
anyone on blue wanna switch w me
2026-06-10
good no call
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-10
that like 100% ate the glass wtf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
that like 100% ate the glass
that was off the glass
REF
hit was clean
💯
2026-06-10
jesus
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-10
high
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-06-10
is it not on the 4v4 server naymroe
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
what happened to the mod that made people join as goalie if they were unevening the teams
2026-06-10
no goalie still lmao
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
u cant raise it above the bar lol
2026-06-07
ref he started it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
game's gone soft that was a clean hit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
how did u turn that over
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
alcoholic hasek
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
jesus christ
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
where backcheckers
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
yeah its like the vanilla puck i think idfk
2026-06-07
let him tocuh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
idk why im dumping it when no one's chasing lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
CLOCKL
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
shOOT
CLOCK
2026-06-07
fucking frame drops on this update
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
mb tried to catch his pad
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-07
also have more stam than he does
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
move fast and jump right as you're about to get to the guy you're hitting
so i need you guys to skate across the blue line with your heads down please
i need 40 hits to be the top of the hits leaderboard
2026-06-07
kadri
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
ref
DAMN
i can never get the timing right to jump before i dive
WOOF
went to carter hart's house why is my drink fizzing
bussi mode
2026-06-07
unless ur black then maybe
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
my mother would NEVER
NOT TRUE
>:(
i rim the puck with unhealthy frequency]
RIMMER
RIMMER
the only quickchats i have bound is uh
how do i get it? i want it!!!
the "i know" quickchat is so douchy -.-0
2026-06-07
which mod is causing the goalies to be doing the splits
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-06-06
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
nice hit
lore accurate otter
2026-06-06
its only visual but idk whwere to aim
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
they gotta fix whatever mod is causing the pad thing
2026-06-06
wtf is my mouse doing lmao mb
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
mf is doing the splits
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-06-06
but idk if the macro i'd need to use to do that would get me autocheat banned
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
ideally i'd use the front/back buttons for the puck look since thats where my thumb sits
i'd do that but my button's further up on the mouse than i'd like, maybe i should bind it to just left click orsmth
jump turn feels about the same
just regular turns
im hitting control, should i be hitting c instead?
i feel like when they switched skating mods the turning isnt as easy to hold momentum
2026-06-06
woo
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI
how do u even spread ur legs that far
2026-06-05
clean but ok
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
i ave no one to draw to
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
can u guys go LD and RD
theres no one to draw to
like????
can u guys go LD and RD
2026-06-05
WOOF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
forwards generated like half a shot per period
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
u cant complain about the D when ive been the 1 in like 14 3 on 1s lol
gg
2026-06-05
cortisol: spiked
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
what happened to my trailer
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
why are we skating perpindcular to blue lines
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
CLEA RTHE ZIOETIH
2026-06-05
off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
mister president get down
do my teammates just hate my slapshots
hit the blinker, driver
valid as fuck
smh
russian tendy
if he scores im killing myself
hey nifty ur stats mod is out of date
2026-06-05
put some trash in it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
that's a botched toe
fuck that trick usualyl works i botched it
no its ok i was just standing in the slot to look prettu
keep going for tips tho thats good fundies
another teammate deflection wide
2026-06-05
and by baddies i mean protas' sister
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
noooo i was reading my instagram dms where baddies are texting me instead of looking at the team sleect
sorry crypto :(
and can i be top of it
are they gonna add a PIM counter
LOL
NO PEN
CLEAN
CLEAN
cRYPTO THAT WAS MY SCCALP
i am SWEATING Drunk rn
<3
way to be a teammate!
thanks for letting me out of jail boys
protas we're down 2 in the last minute its time to goon
diving like barbashe
big stick taps
at least u shot it bud good effort
chair in the corner for u buddy
and tonight all im good for is point shots
i know midway thru my first game if im gonna play good
like rip it bros
is this entire team fucking aho and suzuki
put some juice on it center
i wished nothing more than for sobreity at that moment
dude im still mad i played shitfaced like a week ago and this kid with bennet's jersey was fucking juking my shit
ok ive taken 3 point shots on target and all of them were tipped wide by teammates
dont mind me 25 im drunk
2026-06-05
earlier i held it for 5 seconds stationary and then shot it into the crowd behind my own goal line and it didnt go for DOG
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
first DOG call in like 4 games
WHAT THEY CALL THAT ONE???
boardwork champion cryptowigi
red on red crime
i got fucking bodied
work today was so bullshit thts why im puckin
justin's mom shuts off his wifi
i can sit for a bit if u wanna play
that was supposed to be a rimmer wtf
dingle is our torts
also protas took ur spt
carolina
i should apply, i've commentated esports and local sports since i was like 12
ponce says they need commentators for pphl...
2026-06-05
crypto my +/- is at stake
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
and by close one i mean how did u not score
real D men pinch down
i only took like 4 last game, terrible
on god
needs more turnovers
im here to save your blueline
REF
twinky want dump dump
see
me like clear zone
2026-06-05
???
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref?
i absolutely should've dug that out lol
mb
2026-06-05
stevens'd
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
yeah they turned delay off
good call ref
keep yer head up bud
BOOM
own goal goes to the last player to play the puck on the scoring team
by rule that should be the center's
uncredited??
reasonable defensive performane
pipes saves that tbh
awful shot but great save lol
i guess they turned DOG off
REF KICK HIS ASS
REF
2026-06-05
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
how did that not go in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
get those gloves off crypto
2026-06-05
cleanest hit in hockey history btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
cross check
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
u guys got dinglee dont be greedy crypto
jew has seen enough
reaction trainer mandated
2026-06-05
no
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
gg
no twinkerstar for the greatest slapshot OAT
mackinnon award
goalie r u gonna pulll or....
2026-06-05
93 has a concussion ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
off
i waited for the rotation over to my point rawr i am a golden god
that goal wasn't my fault
get that blade under the visor
crypto you should've just high sticked him bud
ref?
can you fluff the bull
2026-06-05
#8 Jew is the EBUG
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
in
REF
nhl online award for lateral blueline skating
2026-06-05
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-06-05
np crypto
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
off blue
2026-06-05
@Blue can't do that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ice
REF
REF
that break was mb i left for the rush way too early
joint be a classy man
2026-06-05
bouch you're playing hofer simualtor 2026
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
CLAPPERTON
<3
good call ref
crypto and perfetti are puck's non player characters
2026-06-03
that was a gr8 game
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
ggs
2026-06-03
way to use the man advantage
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
they score on every shot they take lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
woof?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
good call
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
ref
or not
ice
2026-06-03
i havent shot the puck all night lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
where did that come from
WOOOO
2026-06-03
i was interfered with smh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
Need stamina!
2026-06-03
skate like its 2020 hit like its 2003 gobbless
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
ggs
HELP
YIPPIE
cleanest hit in hockey history
REF
2026-06-03
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
we're up late its dumpin time
all g just wanted the dump
2026-06-03
clean hit btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
😭
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
hit the gym bud
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
BOOM
2026-06-03
twinkerblocked btw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
every single defender ran into another defender thats impressive
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
400 blue line turnovers 40 whiffed poin shots
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
incoming twinkerdefending masterclass
hit j
gg
our tendy is having a coke siezure on the ground
for the record that point shot was blocked
2026-06-03
i pietrengelo'd :sob:
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
dawg i just wanted that outta there lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
ty for bailing me out there lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
need to dump when we get the redline and work it in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-06-03
hope ur all well
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
hai ponce players
2026-05-30
gn pucksters
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i gotta go, business trip tomorro
BOOM
pigeon did
jesus wtf happened betwwen my first of the night and this one
i need glasses
someone put pipes in the box for embellishment
oh my god he whiffed on pipes
did u whiff
pigeon go cross check somebody
quick someone else get a penalty
LOL
UH OH
i released that on the other side of the blueline
REF
im not D this game so none of this is my fault
he didnt just get hit like a moron smh not as good as kariya
just saying
i woulda scored there
2026-05-30
friendly fire incident
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
OW
rawrrr
ive had enough of your antics
perfetti get those gloves off bud
2026-05-30
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
ice
IN
hot
more of a dove anyways <3
especially pigeon
SPREAD OUT FATASSES
when it comes to the quality of my play
well last game was clearly a one off
ok there we go
WHAT
2026-05-30
he's banging mine actually
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-30
mb didnt finish my check
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
too much dump
2026-05-30
fucking pipes i swear to god
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
ill loaf around at the blue line "pressuring the blueliners"
someone else got it
im SORRY
im not RD this game
that one play where u helped me squeeze was cool
0 chemistry banger
pidge that was a fun d pairing
lmao
we had a 2 goal lead with 90 seconds before that guy joined and left the net open
yeah this isn;t womans hockey
Pipes would've let that chip in
ice
2026-05-30
hes so cut
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
god i wish he would <3
im playing so well theyre gonna drop the charges against me
this is by far the best ive played since the update
u better bury this
quick stop the game it's too exciting
actually he thinks we're shooting too much
martin st louisthinks we're playing great
man i wonder whcih team will win
he literally left the net on a break lol
guy shows up and trolls and no one VKs
fucking wonderful
oh and now he leaves
jesus christ
he like skated 30 feet away from the net on the last break
oh fuck off
HOLY TWINEKRSAVE
i need prozac
can we get pipes back
dod damn it we lost pipes
im gonna finisht his game with our only 2 shots lol
2026-05-30
and he probably celebrated 9/11
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
he's a little rat but i cant fucking hit him
andromal is like kadri
LMAO
THE CHIPPER
PARK THE BUS
2026-05-30
WOOF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2 handed slashes on the hands
need to add the ability to turn around and break people's sticks when they play like tgat
2026-05-30
can u guys try passing it to eachother
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-30
legal hit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i dont think so myself
is skating directly at the center and decking him after a faceoff a "Dirty play"
cant be standing there
Go Pipes!!
i use one of those to trim my bush
2026-05-30
pls
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
hit j
2026-05-30
i meant to hit take the shot lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
fuck
2026-05-30
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-30
Pipes!!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-29
:3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
<3
love u too leo
gn guys
CLEAN
neither of us called for that
ow
2026-05-29
TWINKERSAVING
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BOOM
2026-05-29
WOOF
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broke my rule sorry
2026-05-29
i think they changed the colliders a bit
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sine the update my chips suck
no air
what the fuck is a groose anyway
i keep doing that
2026-05-29
watch this sick fan assist
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planned obvs
2026-05-29
NICE JUMP
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hit p to whisper
i need these PPG so my profile doesnt look this pathetic
no dont vs
also i turn it over on the blue line
if they do score its everyone elses faul
every time they dont score its all me
i subscribe to the pietrangelo school of defending
i paused my gay furry cuck porn to be here
ref
he's on teh fish oil?
2026-05-29
and not just me being completely unable to shoot within 30 feet
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lets pretend that was saved
but why did u rim it direclty into 3 guysd
tendy all love
2026-05-29
millions must whiff the puck
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justin r u ready for the drunk twinkerrton d man experiende
2026-05-29
good call ref
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REF
was that slapshot aimed at me wtf
OW
im not ronaldo
REF
see?
any closer and i missa
ok new rule twinkerton can only shoot from the circles
scorekeeper hating
LMAO HE STILL DOESTN HAVE A SAVE
he sure is
2026-05-29
auuuuuugh i tried chipping it thru
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2026-05-29
he's on roids
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ref
2026-05-29
ZONE: CLEARED
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longest off
holy shit
2026-05-29
that shot had literally nothing on it lmao
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RARE TWINKERMOVES
2026-05-29
i just wanted to turn
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ugh for once i wasnt trying to lol
2026-05-29
graf needs to add glove sso i can drop then whenever anyone makes a clean check on my teammates
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LOL
exceptional assist
2026-05-29
hingle
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i have genuinely no idea what just happened
wtf
2026-05-29
that did not do what i expected o.o
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2026-05-29
u can hit control to go into a butterfly btw
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2026-05-29
fox news fair and balanced
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL
extremely balanced teams
2026-05-29
gg
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2026-05-29
hit j
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2026-05-29
vancouver silovs
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2026-05-29
none of that is tendys fault lol
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2026-05-29
woof
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insane tip
hit j
puck physics changed
i didnt used to but now it seems like the back of the stick doesn't have tape on it lol
i keep absolutely whiffing my backhands
i keep making the same extremely embarassing mistake since the updatew
2026-05-29
gg
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2026-05-29
5 hole just got cleared off the line jeezus
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2026-05-29
u fine xd
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bro last night i was in a pubby where my team had like 1 clean exit in 4 games
slight save percentage discrepancy
2026-05-29
just absolutely no defending on either end lmao
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2026-05-29
:D
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WE STOLE A BALLOON
:d
ive been playing so shitty taht's my first decent goal in like 10 sessions lmao
2026-05-29
holy shit hwo did i get so bad in like a week lmao
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i thought i missed wide right clean lol
did it nick his pad?
??
game said that was on target btw
2026-05-29
that puck was trying to jump my stick for like 30 feet lmao
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ref
2026-05-29
ice
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2026-05-29
i even waited until he touched it
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almost as bad as my spelling of the word horrific
horiffic call tbh
2026-05-29
never laying out for a block again
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ow
2026-05-29
extremely unfortunately placed stutter lmao
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-29
spread out a bit
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2026-05-29
or say "/vs"
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press j please
press j
2026-05-29
if u dont eat ur veggies im calling ovi
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
pls vk he's literally stopping the entire game lol
no
kariya'd him :(
REF
mike green would never
you ran me over lol
???
REF
2026-05-29
martin st louis is the matt rhule of hocke
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unbelievable miss
holy shit how am i washed i wasnt even that good to begin with
dwayne
wayne jetski?
i was at the dot first
REF
we're down big in the third boys time to goon it u
UNIRONIC AGReE
im legally required to lay that hit
ref he had his head down in the cetner of the ice
who put hasek in net
we all know claude was the better lemieux
even as a joke thats a terrible take
he's the ideal D man for the modern age
point shots: spammed
blue line turnovers? always
you want offense defensemen with suspicious actual defensive skills? he's gotchu
we all know the greatest defenseman of all time is alexander pietrangelo
nurse award for excellence in icing
damn still spinning ont eh ice lmao
ive regressed to 10 hours
its unreal how bad ive played this week like
big nate possessed me
2026-05-29
DAMN IT usually that trick works
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iron deficiency forecheck
its been 4v2 for the last like 10 minutes terrible
i didnt say anything bad about scott stevens??
ref he threw an elbow
:(
bonnie blue gets less action than my mom
he was the prototype for these modern defensemen who can't hit and basically sit below the blue line
ice
maybe sports history
chychrun is the most overrated player in hockey history
im not fucking usain bolt
18 pls go LD
it is
@18
EZ red
also my testicular area
he hit my KNEECAPS and
is it a trip?
i know that's a penalty i actually forget which one it's officated as
is it obstruction?
pat roy ass play
that's super interference smh
REF
zone clearkerton
glhf
wow
can we vs its literally 15-1 lol
i just got here this isnt my fauly
i was on but ok
ref
random ass frame drop
2026-05-29
avs would come back
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here's how blue can still win
wtf did i walk in on
2026-05-28
boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i puck on company time
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live in your parents basement and play video games forever
never get employed kids
smh i have to go back to work, terrible
hi jim
WOOF
never ages well
never say ur gonna lock in
jesus
2026-05-28
what is that positioning lol
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good call ref
2026-05-28
judging by that play there ud ont like any goals lol
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unfortunate whiff lol
then wy in net lol
good penalty to take bud
ever since the update i whiff constantly with the backhand clears
good call ref
2026-05-28
no idea why. it's getting me clowned out here lmao
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mb ive been whiffing on those a lot'
2026-05-28
tyyy
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gotcha illl go now maple
i like that point way more lol
hey RD wanna switch?
2026-05-28
good D kap
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-28
dont recommend
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i tried but now my pants are heavsier
i mean my teammates just run me over and cant complete a pass lol
did i walk in on the special olympics
"/vk"
"/vk?
he's literally admitting to trolling lol
2026-05-28
holy shit this lobby
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kap has never watched a game of hockey he just knows the cute russian guy from minnesota
2 guys open for an outlet and you ice it
ffs
2026-05-28
nooo i tried to play if off the back of his helmet
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there's like a mile of ice out here u can stand anywhere u want on it
or like not be in a giant glob of players
why are you guys so innately unable to clear the zone
2026-05-28
also fedotov saves that for red, obviosuly
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terrible
tfw no apple
2026-05-28
fedotov saves that for red obviously
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2026-05-28
well he had it and then just didnt do anything with it and got ran over
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good start
making a few saves would help
jesus
im the only one on red who has an actual solo goal in the lsat like 5 games lmao
he got the only goal because i served it on a platter for him lol
and not happy with himselfabout it
kap is gay
u had the chance to vk him lol
i wont be surprised if im the only one on the team with a pass
that slot pass was an unanswered prayer
how are the LD and RD both on the same guy nowhere near the slot
2026-05-28
you are painfully unfunny and probably way less cute than the real kaprisov
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thats why i called it
tendy
good call ref
:sob:
THE AFK GOALIE SAVEADJSHGAKJASHEGSkasg
all urs
holt shit clear it
it's more art
i find that unlikely
typical smh
wont say it with yer ches
pussy
kap u realize u can talk shit in allchat right
i have extremely dyed hair so it tracks tbh
well can u at least not be an embarassment on defense
like if he was the funny kind i wouldn't mind that much
can we just vk this kid already lol
situational awareness world championships
off
2026-05-28
ur like liberace gay
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yeah i know u drai u make me look striahgt
or in kap's case both
why is everyone with a real player name either homophobic or super gay
i went center to not have to play D all game look hows thats going
gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's soul
off
terrible
it spun off my heel smh
2026-05-28
suspicious
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needs a gay man to set up his goals
did an invisible player hit the puck fo anyone else
???
2026-05-28
kap ur calling ppl slurs in teamchat but ur screenname is a twink
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it's not soft you're just like 12 lol
why is kap in net and why is it 5v3
????
can we get somoene who's won a draw before as center
and if you vote no you're legally required to root for the leafs
it's "/sc y" btw
2026-05-28
still got my lucky jock on
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thats from last game i haven't changed sweaters sorry
and im not sweating that hard in the d zone again tonight
red's won once in the last 2 hours
yeah ive been saying that
also my team has 1 shot i could be gretsky and we'd lose
i am literally blameless on all of these goals
2026-05-28
has this team completed a pass since that one to SRG
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blue 80?
then they would've went
i should've said hut
we had a fuckin touchdown pass formation going or something idefk
i was waiting to see if anyone would go lmaod
u are 3 inches from being in the zone
why would you skate laterally on the blue line klmao
2026-05-28
go at the other D man u clearly have better luck on him lol
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2026-05-28
if anything it should be embellishment honestly
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he was standing on top of the puck
ref
2026-05-28
defending that game was spiking my cortison
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gg
no ice
2026-05-28
ice
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30 years of defending paid off holy shit a lead
2026-05-28
ironically AFK guy was in the most annoying spot
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pleas espread out there are 3 guys open on the left side the puck is going there every time
2026-05-28
never been established enuf to do it lol
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i love rd cuz i love working the point and we've like
at least ur team is in rhe o zone
2026-05-28
wow
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in
2026-05-28
good call ref
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do we have a LD
2026-05-28
ice
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yeah so is the entire rest of the tea
theres always a guy with like 40 meters of space
i beg you
spread out
2026-05-28
u need to unsub from all mods
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because you need to unsub from all mods
2026-05-28
i mean it's 4-1 push up go get your pound of flesh lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
where even is LD i had to ome for that lol
so the left slot is ALWAYS open
the issue isn't so much the height but y'all are always all on the right side
pro football focus?
2026-05-28
like there's been 1 goal in the last 3 games for red
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there's 0% chance a gaeme with these lineups is even somewhat close
idk why u vote no lol
2026-05-28
5 forwards would go better lmao
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u guys have like 0 shots
i literally cleared the zone 3 times in the last minute
2026-05-28
off
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off
2026-05-28
save once lol
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i blocked shots that you were out of the net for 3 times last game
i mean ur not gonna get a competitive game with these lineups like ever
god what a lsoer
2026-05-28
let that go for icing -.-
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well they ran eachother over for no reason
2026-05-28
nvm we have srg
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thats why i did the scramble vote lol
and also we're pking the entire game witha much worse roster
2026-05-28
because it should be like 8-1 lol
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2026-05-28
juuust missed me
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2026-05-28
can u type faster too
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can u guys pls spread out
kadri ass play
2026-05-28
we need a trig class for this team
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-28
dont ask why the right D is on the left faceoff circle forechecking
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
typical twinkergoal
but now we get goalies who dont wanna goalie all the time
i liked this update at first
the kick is good
too much dump
good call ref
kap u can skate if u wnat
jinx
hit j
gg
REF"
u doin good tho reck <3
i was gonna say lmao
oh its 2 diff goalies
had to hesi for that hit lol
2026-05-28
why is it when I lob the puck into the corner he makes a 1950s stick save
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
nice stick save tendy
stop steppin on eachothers dicks
big nate
is monty the coach
a bit early to pull wtf
had to
he was looking at my sister in the stands
2026-05-28
how the fuck do i whisper
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-28
irl im actually ok at it lol but idk how to do the lateral moves really nice in this game
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
still learning how to defend face to face with a guy who's rushing on a 1v1
shit
still learning how toAs
mb
that one was on me
was that not in
REF
good d zone helping
way to stay strutctred
2026-05-28
theyre playing way too high up
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gr8 pass tho
puck cilmbed over my stick :(
2026-05-28
glhf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
hit j
GG
ref
2026-05-28
not used to LW or LD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
nex game ill take RD and maybe can stabilize
xD
the 4th time youve run me over lmao
reckless i know its just unfortunate circumstance but that's like
2026-05-28
blown call was off blue
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-28
i was gonna pass when he bit on the obvious fake shot but then he didnt bite on it
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2026-05-28
twinkerimpact
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2026-05-28
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-28
let that go for icing
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-28
tendy faced 300 shots and gives up THAT one rip
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-28
its like back asswards hybrid icing rule lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
like it keeps waving off races
yeah it didnt wave that one off
wait whyd i apologize that wasnt me
dump and chase: believed in
2026-05-28
stam soz had to dump
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2026-05-28
ref
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2026-05-28
uninstall all mods and rejoin
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-28
actually i think we tipped that wide lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-28
gg
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cuz its waived off two where i got the puck first and it was aboslutely a race
*Wrong
but i feel like the enforement is worn
maybe im not familiar with the current nhl icing rule
2026-05-28
didnt think it was trickling that slow
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
lol
nvm urs
2026-05-28
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
tried getting the rim around
2026-05-28
dont think he did
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i got to the puck first
wtf
no ice?
2026-05-28
ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
some of u guys need to unsubf rom ur mods and rejoin
2026-05-28
blue 2 minutes for loitering
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
he was standing around cant be standing around
wild penalty
3 guys were off
2026-05-28
this lag is insufferable
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
and then joint he sevrer
u have to unsub from all, restart the gam
that fixes it
no u didnt
2026-05-28
where's my assist
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
WTF
yeah its running like shit
2026-05-28
wtf 0 out of position never seen before
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
he's too good in the d zone
oh this bitch is on red
2026-05-28
who sent crypto to reaction time school
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
cele if u cant playt he puck ur just taking up a slot
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
again
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
twinkerdefendign
works on my machine
GG
2026-05-28
shit just went straight even though i yammed it right
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
wow that didnt behave the way i expected
2026-05-28
u have to unsub from every mod and then rejoin the server
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
why are u in goal
habs award
too much zone time
quick someone hook someonew
2026-05-28
wow we had that point locked down
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
lots of moving around
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
playing both points is hard
twinkerdefending
2026-05-28
hit j
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
also say vs or you're obese
bad news for anyone expecting any point shots this game: im C :(
:3
well i didnt want another turnover had to take the safe outlet
2026-05-28
have u not seen a hockey game since 1940
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i had a clean breakout and took it lol
"cherrying"
2026-05-28
kalashnikov just needs to join blue wtaf
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-28
its like playin on a thinkpad rn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
yeah that rebound miss was the ping lol
wtf did i get an assist for
2026-05-28
not sure wahts up
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also my ping's uusally not this high here
full
2026-05-28
mustve been crypto
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what a goon
i was INTERFERED with
2026-05-28
pietrangelo award
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
da ba de da ba die
2026-05-27
Pipes!!
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
gn guys
gg
:3 ty
2026-05-27
stopped my pass :(
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-27
based PK
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
never that pull and drag shot
i always slap my one timers
we're up 3-1 with even players
suz join blue
bottleton
:sob:
fucked up the easiest move of the sequence for no reason lol
if u have that issue
uninstall all mods and rejoing
2026-05-27
clean
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2026-05-27
off
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2026-05-27
ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
PUFF
HUFF
Go Pipes team!!
Pipes!!
clock
2026-05-27
would u believe me if i said that was intended
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-27
hit j or /vs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
hit j
<3
ur sticklifts will ragebait me in my dreams
gn whacky
pipes with 8 gorillion saves
gg
2026-05-27
0 chemistry lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-27
my 3 key is going to die of overuse
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-27
did he not get the rebounds hot off
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2026-05-27
spread out
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2026-05-27
at Left boards
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also i suck
i want to have the shot off the OZ draws
can we switch positions
because people u skate directly into take the puck from u
2026-05-27
>stuck on LD
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rawr
its fine 3 of them were the same chucklefuck lol
2026-05-27
spread out on offense
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thank god
2026-05-27
no ice :(
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2026-05-27
generational run at center
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2026-05-27
he wanted a change i guess
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2026-05-27
oh but it calls that one lol
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2026-05-27
not everyone was spawned in
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2026-05-27
wtf from my angle though that went in lol
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gg
2026-05-27
literally finishing my check lmao
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REF
i got here at 11-11
greatest nhl rivalries: nazim kadri vs DOPS
kadri moment
NO RUNNING PIPES
2026-05-27
twinkerclearing
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2026-05-27
???
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WHAT
2026-05-27
when is the hits board coming out
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tfw got piped
game's not gone
whack and i spamming insufferable stick lifts everywhere
2026-05-27
Pipes!
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2026-05-27
calculated
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2026-05-27
why didnt pipes flinch smh
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5 minutes with vanilla puck size ruined me
wtf
2026-05-27
PIPES!
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2026-05-27
ice
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ref
ice
2026-05-27
should've added a spin
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swankiest dump OAT
2026-05-27
clean
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2026-05-27
wow good teamplay
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habs
2026-05-27
you're a target bud
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dont care fight back
fight back bro
that's like the 5th time ive hit you lmao
had it coming
glhf
methinks so
is pinching down 50 feet good fundamentals?
BANG
2026-05-27
why did the goalies switch
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off
meant to hit sorry lol
2026-05-27
off us
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2026-05-27
pls let that go for icing
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2026-05-27
20 u can skate now if u want
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lame
vsing down 2?
2026-05-27
no notes
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that was the funniest turnover of all time
2026-05-27
off his stick
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2026-05-27
glhf
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2026-05-27
heat: canned
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2026-05-27
jamiro would NEVER post a clip of me
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2026-05-26
miss so bad he rq smh
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2026-05-26
gn derpy
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OIW
sorry i cant shoot rn apparentlyw
im being serious i have the over on polymarket
how many times will we miss in the slot
FUCK
he died for that shot smh
2026-05-26
or not wtf
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ice
2026-05-26
zone clearerton
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Need stamina!
clock
cant do that
GO GET IT
IN
REF
2026-05-26
REF
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blue touched that wtf
ow
2026-05-26
only dumps
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no more moves will be had
i hit my dangle quota for the night (3)
2026-05-26
embellishmnet smh
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ok game
ur head is killing me <3
2026-05-26
they fixed the delayed penalties???
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THEYF IXED THE
2026-05-26
secure? woof
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gn dero
2026-05-26
press j fatties
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ill pay you 10 dollars to promote my product
do u have sponsorship opportunities
do u post thirst traps
nooo justin
first star: twinkerton second star: twinkerton third star: twinkerton
i literally scored blue's last goal before that
go forth my blue tea
LOL
LOL
ok i was the only guy on blue who could break oiut of the zone
yippie
i scored a goal and was brought back up to the majors
2026-05-26
im convinced this is a gangstalking operation to fuck with me
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what
rotates over to cover the point and then pinches down
2026-05-26
he literally had the puck on his blade lol
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WHAT
2026-05-26
clock
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2026-05-26
u guys literally pushed him like 3 feet
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lore accurate skinner
2026-05-26
also my 9 key is stuck i guess
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to c9ommi9t acts 9of exrrme vi99ol9ence
i am g9oi9ng
2026-05-26
very suspicious
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marner as C had like 0 p9asses
2026-05-26
off red
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2026-05-26
marner do u actually want to play RD
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2026-05-26
ill even go to vancouvera
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send me to buffalo
im requesting a trade
u said that the last 3 games
WOOF
at least he closed the five hile
2026-05-26
woof
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i meant collectively
literaly always off
2026-05-26
you people NEED OZEMPI
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oh my god
2026-05-26
:(
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im going to have 0 shots this game because im stuck on the wrong point
2026-05-26
everything off my backhand which is great
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and also im stuck on the wrong side of the ice
i had to he dropped at the blue line
(lovingly)
marner get your fat ass off rd
2026-05-26
playoff helly
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finally we take a shot lol
2026-05-26
why did i switch to this team
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2026-05-26
good call ref
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2026-05-26
they do the same thing every FO
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finally a LD
both times we actually had a break u guys were offside lol
2026-05-26
:(
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2026-05-26
good shot block
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2026-05-26
literally thru the back netting lmao
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ghost goal
tf?
WHAT
2026-05-26
stick lifted himself smh
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2026-05-26
anybody's ballgame
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WOAH
ggs
let the clock run smh
2026-05-26
medal of freedom worthy save
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2026-05-26
cleanest hit in the history of the game
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aho go skate bud
also someone go over there smh
is this the fake taxi
the CAMERAS?
theyre droppin like flies
ugh someone go over to even up the sides
twinkerdefendibng
REF
i whiffed because i didnt spam 1
see told u
u can skate if u want 5v5
2026-05-26
REF
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ow :(
ima???
2026-05-26
twinker "paying attention to the clock" erton
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2026-05-26
ggs i gotta EAT
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wtf was that save
give tendy all 3 stars
2026-05-26
other tendys crease
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2026-05-25
ice
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looking for that call
i was blowin on the puck
2026-05-25
:(
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poor defenseman was in the right spot too
2026-05-25
my point shots are takin kneecaps fr
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im crine man
was that a block or tipped wide
2026-05-25
BOOM
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2026-05-25
u guys blocking my point shots feels like ass rn :(
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2026-05-25
the bruce is loose
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totally didnt get deked 5 times
calculated defending
2026-05-25
ffs i cant hit today
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thats horrendous puck luck
LOL
wtf
i held alt to stop and it did nothing
thats mb lol
wtf
why does houcine never stay for more than like 30 seconds
ive had like 4 breaks and each time ive passed instead of just rippin git
2026-05-25
too many choices fucked it up
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*to
i literally couldnt decide who to pass too
keep blocking y point shots
these hoes
2026-05-25
all part of the plan
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head on swivel bud
2026-05-25
ye
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but where tf should i be going when the center goes there on his own violition
i know that when i pinch down from point a forward can cover
2026-05-25
clock
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good shot block
aruuuugh that's the shot i wanted too
2026-05-25
wtf***good rotation in a puck lobby
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2026-05-25
no cuts inside
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2026-05-25
REF
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gotta seal that post tukka
2026-05-25
pietrangelo award
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please let that go for icing
why did u skate away from the pass :(
idk how i managed to scoop that out
nurse levels
what isnt fair is your guys' ability to turn over the puck in the NZ
uh?
SCOTT SEVENS
NI
it was a solid piss
wooo
back from pissing
2026-05-25
absolute power forward
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also stop complaining about the defense u have 0 shots
still let it finish lol
let this one finish
that wasn't the glitch
he deadass whiffed lmao
2026-05-25
uninstall all mods n rejoin
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then rejoin
u cant complain ab the defending when every time we dump it u peel off instead of holding it deep
2026-05-25
86 the guys in red r ur teammates
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2026-05-25
kraftpunk took a break from spamming defending there that's how shokcing it was
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lmao
i did that once in floorhockey
in
good draw tho
too far left to shoot had to dump
2026-05-25
always the mf who turns it over spamming defending
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2026-05-25
i feel like the update fucked up stops and starts
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slowed him down at least
FUCK
did i just truck my own goalie lmao
no boards at all
cleanest hit ever
glhf
idk who hasn't
hit j or say "/vs"
"/vs"
hit j pls
hit j
votestart they werent all spawned in
hit j
2026-05-25
GGWP
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trucked a guy and tanked a slapper
that was a perfect play lmao
WOAGH
2026-05-25
go C someone
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2026-05-25
and trhe other LD
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one of uguys go centera
2026-05-25
well u keep doing that for starters
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do u want an itemized list
they got the new goalie
fuck
2026-05-25
press j
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2026-05-25
as in they dont work
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they're broken
2026-05-25
if u wanna score on ur own net go play nhl or somethin lol
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that's still bad
u slapshot the puck into ur own net lol
must be bored
he got vk'd for trolling in net and came back lol
2026-05-25
pls vk
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2026-05-25
terrible carrom not ur faul
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
goalie's gotta call time there
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you were a mile outside the crease
nice keep i n bud
2026-05-25
lore accurate dobes
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27 can we switch
tfw puck on end
2026-05-25
3v5?
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blue playing habpuck
slight shot disparity
gg
then put it in
stopped him from getting areal shot
thats just unfortnate lol
that turnover was somehoe 37's fayult
2026-05-25
typical
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svechy stole my goal
lmao the scorekeeper hates 48
kariya couldn't have reached tht
meowww
2026-05-25
unc would've score
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watch him bury this
love to see it
svechy is such a rat just living in the blue paint
cant be standing there
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING N NET
good goal bud
dobes unc and twinkerton 9/11
had to get my lick back sorry
2026-05-25
thanks 37
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@kachigga ur up bud
that enver happened pre upadte
fucking stick got stuck on mybody
2026-05-25
danger clearkerton
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i had like 4 keep ins that time lol
they got fucked
check ur binds
it was headed in lol
ok i thought that'd be delay but it wouldve beena godo one to take
it was off blue
baby?
off bluew no ie
the pass to pad is valid svechy
2026-05-25
gg
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where's my secondary
hit the shaft
it was off his stick
good teamplay boyus
2026-05-25
sry bout that it took a bounce had to retreat
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off
2026-05-25
40 times
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u cant blame defending when u turn it over like
yes
2026-05-25
clock
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i had the cleanest breakout OAT
:sob:
svechy
2026-05-25
rawr
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i vote svechy because it conforms to my preexisting notions of his play
is that LD's fault for crashing so early or svechy's for not rotating
2026-05-25
how did that not get buried
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svechy farming blue line turnovers
correct amount of dump
too much dump
2026-05-25
got lucky
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
when the LD or RD pinches down the center needs to rotatea
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guys
2026-05-25
<3
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dont vs play it out you pussies
tendy hit his own post from behind the net thats amazing
cmooon send thatpoint to point
2026-05-25
hand eye fail
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2026-05-25
why did the guy who rateated to point leave
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
i have no idea how to do that most of the time
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
rare stationary d from me
yeah he's high as a kite
way to get ur head in the game bud
2026-05-25
tape to tape think it jumped his stick
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off
svechy u touched it and cancelled the icing
he was NOT minding the goal
2026-05-25
jumped too early
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
ow
2026-05-25
good call stripes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
which is how the mod determines it afaik
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i was standing right there and i actually dont know if the entire puck went above the bara
hit j
binnington positioning
that sucks
they sob ascii emote doesnt have ascii anymore
wait wtf
:sob:
i know what u are
terrible
u turned it over on purpose but i couldnt tell
2026-05-25
no lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
1) how do u even do that vote
surprise point pas
ow
2026-05-25
either defenseman want to be forward?
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2026-05-25
Pipes!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
srry for nuking it was about to get poked
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2026-05-25
thought i'd score a rouge
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shot just wide
Go Pipes!!
immediately followed by nurse
rare sight; 2 competent twinkerpasses
2026-05-25
O.O
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
ref
2026-05-25
i should blindside cornyj
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
Pipes!!
well that worked out
2026-05-25
had his head down in the nz
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2026-05-25
dump
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
it fucking did it again
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
3 disasters
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
now its caused like
it never did that before the updat
catches on mybody
stick keeps doing that shit where it like
all good pipes
2026-05-25
what fucking physics magic happened there
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LAKJgsghjgfghawagg
srry for that snafu i got a phone call
2026-05-25
icingg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
that was in but ok redf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
or hit j
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slash vs
2026-05-25
BOOM
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what an obese man
fucking goalie wont let me shoto
GOOD CALL REF
that'll teach him
fatass blocked my shot
2026-05-25
why is there a chinaman
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
Pipes!!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
like wtf is that call
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
that one wasn't even like ironically
2026-05-25
nurse award
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2026-05-25
Pipes!!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
can't even board a guy who had nothing to do with the play and was looking at the other end of the ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
game's gone soft
game'
zone clear kerton
no apples
wtf is the scorekeeper on
2026-05-25
REF
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2026-05-25
why do all 3 forwards swarm the puck carrier
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
WHERE'S OUR APPLES
glhf
PIMmaxxing
2026-05-25
cant do that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
cry-screaming in the penalty box and assaulting the camera rn
HE WAS ON TOP OF THE PCAIOeghiusai
clean
ref i was hooked
PIPES!Q
2026-05-25
grindy play
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2026-05-25
thats a man who was accepted into the hall of fame
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
GOOD DUMP KIWI
2026-05-25
that's just old time hockey kiwi
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i was playing the puck ref
2026-05-25
weightroom rawr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
but then they tough tthat sounded racist so they didnt
do u think they were gonna call the neutral zone the n zone like w ecall the d zone and o zone that
2026-05-25
nyved u can skate if u want now
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shooting open shoulders while turning away
very old time shot there
ong
i got it to where it needed to be the pass was just too far into the crease
it didnt get to my stick lol
hot to go
on god
2026-05-25
twink "glue guy" kerton
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nvm we got a real one
i can netmind if u want
ref sent me to heaven
HELP
lightweight
2026-05-25
clean hit
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need chara's stick
that one wasn't my turnover
*ui
i miss the entire old uo
2026-05-25
let me pay for that dwayne jetski
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2026-05-25
i trust rev
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2026-05-25
+rep
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
pietrangelo keep in
rat draws penalty
2026-05-25
or just ice it thats fine too ig
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
the center defendign should take the first violation to get the tendy spanwed
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
fancydick bullshit
2026-05-25
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
the kick is good
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
WOOF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
DUMP AND CHASE
heheh back end
i don't have the back end help there
if i go right he's gonna go left if i go right he's gonna go left
i am the only defenseman
bitch
2026-05-25
ON GOD
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
goalie fucking pinned me against the post like im a little BITCH
that was
this may surprise the audience but that wasn't me
2026-05-25
its crypto's fault
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2 games ago i score a 97 mile an hour point shot and since then everything's been limp dick
fuck me in hakf
2026-05-25
this is doug armstrong hockey right here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
my stick got caught on my body when i tried putting it down
im so sorry lmao
ohy my god that was terrible
(jk ily mb)
TAG UP FATASS
hit p
karmic goal
oh but now that im NOT on the ice they start dumping the puck in?
coach told me to finish my checks
2026-05-25
oh god
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
cryptio cryptio wherefore art thou cryptio
saved by the bell... cryptio
god bless the devs
thanks
yeah new update did that
2026-05-25
ooo u touch my tralalal
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
forecheck limper than my PUSSY
ok sorry
forecheck limper than my DICK
CHASE IT
he skated away from the scene of the crime
this team refuses to ever dump it
actually u migiht not get one
on it
dwayne jetski
2026-05-25
press j pls
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
press j
should i take point shots at every opportunity
crypto
LMAOSJLFKghgjahgsjashej
LOL
2026-05-25
officials
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
he was out of the creas
exiting the box and immediately jumping their best skater
eurologist
HE FUCKING JUMPED INTO ME
REF
DUMP TEH FIUCCKIKGJBAG PUCJAKAGewhgiuag
its ok crypto we all love u and think ur a great netminder
srry did i distract u :*
in a game where i had like 2 own goals and 30 turnovers
when i scored the gwg when a slapshotfrom a teammate hit me
wait crypto were u here
most twinkerton goal OAT
i saw him literally yesterday
tocchet is gonna fucking kill you guys
all night this team has refused to dump it in
pipes? :3
how did we turn it over???
so i think he's gonna hold a shutout and beat crypto in a fight at cneter ice
our goalie doesn't know what the w and d keys do
2026-05-25
good call
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
when i looked to pass there were 3 guys high slot when i let go there were 0
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
BOOM
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
hi stk
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
pres j
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
crypto did u meet orr as well
no star for most PIMs...
2026-05-25
stevens
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
the puck sex update has been delayed
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
it looked like mine on my screen lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
was that off my stick or tendys
2026-05-25
off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
do u guys just hate dunmping it d
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
clean chceck
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
stopped a goal
2026-05-25
what
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
it was over the bar
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
that stayed in stripes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
like playin fuckin lacrosse
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
no it never used to stick to the blade like that
this fucking update
2026-05-25
that's what kariya saw :3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
ok im fine now
HELP I AM FALLING THROUGH THE FUCKIN MA{
EHLP
YHELP
not gooning i swear
2026-05-25
the pull should be way later
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
SAVED IT
2026-05-25
i did not see the clock but i did see the rim
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
RIMMER
2026-05-25
tfw no apple
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
can u guys pls keep it in for a bit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
GOOD CALL STRIPES
totes not interference
clean bump
glhf
press jpls
mitch marner is kinda cute
2026-05-25
habpuck fr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i have my team's last SOG and it was a goal in the second
2026-05-25
just like me fr <3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i even waited until he touched the puck
in what universe
2026-05-25
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
we need zone time
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
ty for letting me rotate down <3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
not out?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
do femboys go to girl heaven or boy heaven
2026-05-25
14 get those gloves off big man
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
avs window: CLOSED
knights in 4 btw
2026-05-25
woof
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
ref ive been assaulted
ref
dog fucked my sister
uuu giive loove a bad name
and uuur to blame
2026-05-25
also "/vs" pls
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
what happened to the 60 seconds warmup
"/vs"
slash vs
one on blue come be our center and then we're good
in my defense i thought it'd keep me pulled lol
2026-05-25
thats weird
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
actually interestingly i have my skater stick but with my goalie tape?
apparently it sends the goalie, pads and all, to the box
i wanted to see what would happen
LOL
2026-05-25
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
still rlly learning how to play net in this game srry boys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
eRIMMER f
2026-05-25
rawrr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
even in net i dump and chase
2026-05-25
it didnt count that as on target, terrible
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-25
oh god i gotta be goalie
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-24
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
damn the one time he passes lmao
2026-05-24
that was a weird carrom
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-24
there we go thats the one i wanted
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-24
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
or not lowkey cuz i stopped on that sht lol
i lowkey thought it was lmao
2026-05-24
didnt have the time for the move i wanted
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-24
way to stick with the play holy sht
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
WOOO
2026-05-24
quack
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-24
thats why in 3vX the 3 needs to have both as D lmao]
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
shit
MANIFESTED
2026-05-24
playoff hockey baby
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
clock
2026-05-24
do u guys just not like zone time
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
or not o.o
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ice
2026-05-24
in
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
they gotta fix that shit
2026-05-24
sammy blais
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
thats not confusing at all
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
YN interfered with me thinking i'd get a free slot shot and we didnt even pass lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
vote starting in the 3rd is lame lol
2026-05-24
0 zone tie
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
just ran him into the boards idk how that's called
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
how was that not on target it hit dead center of his padsd
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
too much juice
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
"/vs"
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
slash vs
2026-05-24
fatty
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
let the game finish smh
off
scott stevensing teammates smh
2026-05-24
close
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
OOOO
2026-05-24
lil five hole action :3
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
when line fight update smh
in
2026-05-24
what the fuck is a groose anyways
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
im sure kingtac is gr8 but ill miss that amazing stick sve
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
twinkertiming
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
someday puck players will learn not to skate laterally at the blueline
2026-05-24
all part of the plan, eh cj
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
LMAO
LOL THAT WORKED OUT
glhf
the dump giveth the dump taketh away
and FOURTEEN giveaways lmao
poncepuck stats said i had FIFTEEN takeaways that game
gg
good call ref
2026-05-24
cleanest hit in the history of the game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
❤️
2026-05-24
he rotates in when i pinch down from point <3
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
i love our center idc if he has 0 stats
2026-05-24
feels like we have floorball sticks
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
that never happened pre update lol
JESUS
2026-05-24
i hit my wiufe
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
i BELIEVE in the dump in
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
its /vs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
good stick lift
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-24
juicy slapper
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref
2026-05-24
ty
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
yo RD wanna switch?
2026-05-22
good games fellas
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
gn guys
twinkerfirststar
2026-05-22
has that guy ever finished a game
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
no complaints
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
u better bury this
u dont care to learn the rules??
2026-05-22
91
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
off
2026-05-22
off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
twonkerton
probs last of the night for me
glhf
that was such a twinkergoal
also gg <3
see protas just cant get the silver star
LMAO THE GOALIE
not big enough to hit a guy
protas couldnt get a call
how long is my fucking penalty
LOL
CLEAN HIT
he was playing the puck
clean hit
2026-05-22
what
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
delay on corny
REF
good call ref
how does this affect lebrons legacy
2026-05-22
SOLID HEADER
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
pls let me be rd i beg
thats ur man C
i wanted to commit blatant charging wtf
2026-05-22
only sasys that if its an off target shot or no shot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
no
LOL
that literally hit my knob
where is my deflection lol
not interference i was checked into th e net
2026-05-22
i feel lost like a bag in the wind
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
yeah i hate not beign on the point
dangel do u wanna switch
2026-05-22
@82 u can skate now theres a slot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
u say that but i was the only one making d zone plays smha'
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
dangle switch pos quick
switch?
dangle
slash vs
AWOOOOOOOOOO
LOL
my 13th reason
"im gay" - Herb Brooks, "Miracle"
whats the point of holding point if the forwards panic and leave the zone instead of forechecking
2026-05-22
off the glass
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
coach is losing the locker room fr
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
dangle and protas gotta fight on the practice ice
clock
clock
2026-05-22
protas u literally turn over the puck every 15 seconds
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
3 on 1 break
ffs
2026-05-22
yFUC
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
wow he rotated intot he box
center should rotate there
i was down for the low point
2026-05-22
the kick is good
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
2026-05-22
off**91
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
its 91 again
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
off
like michigan
soone go blue
there was plenty of twinkerton
Noooo
Gambino
clean hit
my team's behind time to start gooning
BOOM
2026-05-22
my bad shouldve dumped and chased it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
wait thats our tendy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
2026-05-22
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
crypto how much of this deficit is twinkerton positioning caused
ref
not enuf pucks in deep
we're losing because we're not dumping and chasing
no delay
good call
how did u guys
2026-05-22
love the short side softy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
WOOF
2026-05-22
i was just finishing my check though :(
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
gooning rn smh
2026-05-22
mb missed the lift
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
that was the make up call
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
should be off blue
good call ref
2026-05-22
aimed that for the pad
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
terrible
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
idk why i siad i got it i was 40 feet away
2026-05-22
go score
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
19 can u pls not stand at my point when im not rotated down
2026-05-22
exceptional blue line turnover lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
that guy's not having a good day
2026-05-22
off
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
glhf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-22
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
remember when it was 2-0 and perferti missed an open net
2026-05-22
solid sv%
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
u can literallyskate rn if u want
this server has single tendy
pucky if u dont wanna netmind
i need to be more toxic
2026-05-22
that's actually skinner be nice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-22
perfetti is scoring 3 straight open nets to atone for his sins
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
we're lulling blue into a false sense of security
i need more PIMs
blue touched it
next hit is whoever missed that bunny
scott stevens numbas
im gonna have so many hits this game and a negative plus minus
2026-05-22
NFM is actually where i live
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
WHAT
the N stands for nowledge
i cant count im from nebraska
we're gonna finish this game with 1 shot
REF
2026-05-22
he was in the crease smh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-22
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
no tendy?
2026-05-22
can someone pls clear the crease i got two obese motherfuckers here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-22
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
look out there's a twink with a career .600 sv& in net
2026-05-21
GG
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
LOL
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
*last
this is my alt pof the night
ty :3
2026-05-21
O.O
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
sorry for letting them shoot twice tendy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
didnt see u were that deep already
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
np
2026-05-21
yea 1 more game for me and then i gott alsepe
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i feel so bad for goal i kept completely nuking my passes
gg
2026-05-21
*bad
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
imean the one u let in wasnt and
almost hit it
overjuiced the saucer
2026-05-21
o yeah cuz the devs fucked it up
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
nvm
whyd u join the side up a goal
2026-05-21
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
just a little though <3
bart pls tell ur bro to play a lil better
or make a pass lol
id love if someone would shoot
in what world lmao
2026-05-21
off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ok can u guys shoot here
off
jesus
2026-05-21
off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ice dont
2026-05-21
^
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
idk how u even got the spot i selected it lol
rd can we switch
2026-05-21
good spawn placement lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-21
that's like the 3rd stupid one
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ok wtf are the bounces im getting tonight
2026-05-21
in
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-21
wtf is my puck luck tnight
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-21
wtf was that carrom lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
GAME???
2026-05-21
tyyy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
for handedness
41 can we switch
2026-05-21
donde esta delay
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref
messed up the cutback srrry
2026-05-21
oo wee oo i look just like buddy holly
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
jesus
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
he sees it coming every time
2026-05-18
^
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
^
2026-05-18
no one there sorry
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
cheers bud
2026-05-18
one of my ass hairs was onside
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref
2026-05-18
PIPES
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
GG\
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
im like sitting down there waitin to pass lol
2026-05-18
minor save percentage disparity
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
puck jumped mah stuck uuugh
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
gottta finisht eh check
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
ty bud
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
i like shooting from that point a lot more
hey butter can we switch ld and rd
who volunteers as tribute
we need someone to go in net
2026-05-18
mb
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ok even for being inebriated wtf was that
2026-05-18
lowkirkenly close game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
i mean skating wasn't
ths is extremely difficult while drunk
2026-05-18
*era
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
this is a very low scoring hockey game reminiscent of the dead puck ear
ref
RIMMER ef
accurate beer league sv%
2026-05-18
.... what
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
blueteamkerton with a shutout
2026-05-18
spiritually
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ref i was interfered with
2026-05-18
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
racist devs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
no assist?
2026-05-18
what a bitch
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
vs
im drunk but at least there's a tendy now
i went in net
2026-05-18
i kept trying to pass to the netfront at least
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
SRG and i combined for 3 trillion shots
gg
kadri ass rebound lmao
2026-05-18
is it gonna ring for the rest of the game lmao
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
off
2026-05-18
off
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2026-05-18
ice?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
i literally saw u 2 in my first game lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
uve been playing at least as long as me
like who joins the winning team with even numbers
theyre down 2-0 and need the halp
bandit go red
ok its evennow
someong og red
2026-05-18
say "/vs"
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
human shield strats fr
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
that was his first shot of the game
2026-05-18
ty
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
whya re u guys 30 miles behind the play
2026-05-18
yeah that still would never be called interference lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
you were standing over it
WHAT
yea can a tendy skate lol
2026-05-18
its great
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
love pking all game
2026-05-18
worst centering pass of all time jesus
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
gg lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
2026-05-18
thats funny
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
i like how when u get the glitch u can still stick lift
my goals per shot is not going to like this game
2026-05-18
good update
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
WHAT
my real wraparounds arent fast enough
lmao
how are u people even triggering this gltich i havent had it once
clean it up boys
2026-05-18
on estrogen?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
reverse hit nonwithstanding lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
good shot block
2026-05-18
ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
its 3v4
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
to even the numbers
one of the tendys wanna skate?
off
2026-05-18
lemme work the blueline
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
gg
2026-05-18
good call ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
blue stuck killing forever does 1 of the tendies wanna skate for them
ty nice shot
REF
2026-05-18
lowk thought it was ice
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
cleaned up my own mess all good
2026-05-18
that suzuki turnover was lore accurate
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-18
cuz i felt like i pulled it too far
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
did he save that or did i just post
2026-05-18
???
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
REF
2026-05-18
he was standing there menacingly
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-17
that time he was reddy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
tried the same chip shot lol
2026-05-17
got the iron:(
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
Need stamina!
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
we needed to be more aggressive in OT lol
u want the honest answer or the sportsmanlike answer
camera was on the puck lol
i couldn't tell
did i make the hit?
2026-05-17
big nate
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
OT time cmon
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
no just u
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
hung out to dry btw
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
10/10 sticklift
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
NO ASSIST?
a little earlyw
????
dont blame the d it was a turnover
u just hvaent saved anything
we're massively outshooting red
thats funnier actually
out to try
u guys just need to get some zone time
i like RD
2026-05-17
until u fix it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
then get out of net
2026-05-17
everyone's bindings got fucked
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
is our tendy afk
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
@stink wake up stinky
isnt it basically the same as crouching and turning
i absolutely shouldve scored on that point shot idk how he saved it
gg
2026-05-17
jammed myself into the board
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
wow great stickhanding lmao
2026-05-17
i cant shoot today so im helping other ways shocking
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i set up both goals lol
2026-05-17
ur crossing the centerline for no reason
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
he's not like in the net
pls vk
can u stay in the net
2026-05-17
RIMMING IS WINNING
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
ice it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
yLOL
someone left and now they have 3 so a tendy can skate if they want
gotta throw that weight around
all g lol
got checked by a teammate lmao
2026-05-17
who starts that vote lmao
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
smh'
let it finish
good call ref
let me out ref im an innocent man
soft call tbh
ok that one was late
someone on red go C
bruh
2026-05-17
keep ur head up in the nz bud
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
:sunglasses:
also peep the gretsky drop
ref had to wait a sec to make sure
LOL
2026-05-17
wow i misjudged that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
LOL
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
cmon let that go for ice so we get the o zone faceoff with like 8 left
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
or not
ice
just finishing my check
clean hit idk what ur on about
i ran out of stam and couldnt dash to it lol
2026-05-17
at least the dump at net was cool
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
idk why guys kept bowling eachother over just to miss shots
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
touch up for the facewoff there
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
can u guys stop checking eathother
2026-05-17
investigate the timekeeper's polymarket
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
that was clearly in
OH FUCK OFF REF
that suckes
stuttered right on my rebound
2026-05-17
holy shit stop icing it
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
50 is the best shooter on the ice rn
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
nvm got back on yay
off
lmao nice shot block kekw
2026-05-17
vk>
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
goalie afk
turning icing into turnovers
2026-05-17
leaving everything short
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i cant fucking shoot today wtf
2026-05-17
gg
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
high stick? smh ref
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
its so disrespectful
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
fake the pass and no move it in
that move worked once and i go for it way too foten now lol
go to the slottttttttt
2026-05-17
thanks..
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
what the fuck is that call
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
WHAT
2026-05-17
ice
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
i got in the passing lane like i wanted but it tipped bad xd
that own goal was brutal lol
ref wont let me finish my check smh
FUCK
mb
IN!!!
2026-05-17
i was waiting for that lmao
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
tried to rim it lol
literally
2026-05-17
never had the chance to pinch
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
yeah usually i like crashing down for the shot but i couldn't get off the boards lol
i said respectfully
hutson respectfully you are pond scumd
just tryin keep it on the boards there
2026-05-17
twinkddefednign
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
dummy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
dump and chase it
2026-05-17
clearly spearing
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
REF
2026-05-17
feed go ld
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
then we can go single tendy
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
blue goalie u can skate if u want
i was interfered with smh
2026-05-17
5 can we switch ld and rd
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
i like that side
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
5 can we switch sides
lmao
take a shower
also u smell
fat fuck can u get out of my vision
yeye next game
next game ill help these mfs
2026-05-17
REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
2026-05-17
loved his offensive output thi
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
he was always frustrating as a blue lol
he's my go to turnover machine
coach can we sign nurse and pietrangelo
can u guys turn it over rq
nvm i miss the awful defending this net is boring
2026-05-17
blocker to the spine the whole deal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
oh i was gonna jump you
get this motherfucker out of the crease
misclick
im swaymanmaxxing
rawrr
i cant with these defensemen
please do lol
i didnt ask for this lol
good callr ef
rawrrr
id rather trade dfensemen
10/10 pad alignment
2026-05-17
jesus christ
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
they had like 3 years of zone time
2026-05-17
PUCKS IN DEEP
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
DUMP AND CHASE
LOL
fuckin knukclepucked lmao
wtf was that deflection
else we're gonna get bum rushed every FO
guys one of the wings pls go D
what
i fear the jork
if anyone else wants net lemme know pls
2026-05-17
good D
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
farming blue line turnovers smh
pietrangelo level blue line turnvoers
gotta clear the crease red D
straight jorkin it rn
i ifeel like it is
i feel like it is
is it better to close the angle more than u would irl in this game since u have less surface area?
2026-05-17
kadri
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
LOL
my terrible goaltending will keep red in it
between the pad and the stick :(
arrrgh
:D
no twinkassist :(
perfect recreation lmao
GOOD CALL REF
why did u vote for a scramble after the game's first shot lmao
@Ref help
ref
2026-05-17
restart since all new players?
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
now it's "even" (but i cant save shit lol)
ice it real quick
ill netmind
2026-05-17
blocked btw
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
tfw no assist
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
literally bodied tendy out of the way to block the shot
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
twinkersaving
2026-05-17
no toix
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
meant what a save srry
2026-05-17
30 mins in visual studio ts
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
yeah it was good then the devs made a dumbass update
keep yer head up bud
lain has the bug too but only when he's holding the blue line
2026-05-17
REF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
i havent scott stevensed anyone this game
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
did lain try to score on his own goal
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
and can'
like he's either trolling or just thinks he can solo 4 defensemen
the answer's on the back of the guy's jersey
hello snugs
2026-05-17
lain u turn the puck over every 30 seconds
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
deflected no ice
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
lain is a machine that turns clean entries into turnovers
2026-05-17
why are you guys checking eachother
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
so something's dying anywyas
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
im killing my teammates
2026-05-17
pls vote yes
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
does that count as another turnover for him
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
spread out
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
can u chuckleheads stop mobbing the puck
2026-05-17
took the puck from his teammate and turned it over lmao
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-17
good d guys
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i need someone to draww it back to on both sides
1 of the wingers go D
off
2026-05-17
off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
clutch hit?
2026-05-17
ggwp fuck this update see you all in hell <#
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
I AM THE ONE WHO GOONS
all g
good block
???
i missed that lil guy
im so glad the ref png is back
also the cute lil ref is back :D
off
ice
2026-05-17
robert thomas ass draw win
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
ugly hockye is pretty hockey
god i love slumming it up
2026-05-17
good zone time tbh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
lining up hits is hard without q and e
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
BOOM
twinkertrickshotting
ok that wasn't a stutter that was just a twinkerton slowpuck special
fucking r******d stutter for no reason
fuck thius game
have u considered becomign a dev for puck u'll fit right in
but im mostly a breakaway scorer
i score them a lot tbh
but i still will take stupid long range shots
the update my suck
no new cosmetics or anything
whyd they even update its not like this update will make dimes
nope cant dash
a girl can dream
to fix dash i hhope
rejoining at period break
ref
my visual studio isn't as cool as this guys
on god
fuckin cant cover shit when its stuttering
uh oh
wow good forecheck twinkerton
now i have notepad open and that with puck is too much
like it didnt stutter at all before id be in 3 discord calls watching videos and downloading files
and new stutters
have everything disabled that i did before
BBC stutters fr
nothin micro about these stutters
rawrrr
mf took right d from me after sitting on my point the entire game
ong
its soemhow the update's fault i missd
2026-05-17
wouldve hit him if i could sidle lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-17
and we all need to get used to it lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
the asslickers in the main discord will tell devs the update is good
that was a really nice drop pass
2026-05-17
uh its 5v3
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY
shitty GPT coded update lol
hopefully they fix that
well that sucks
?
so its uninstalled for a bit>
is there no dashfall or pak?
2026-05-15
well nvm ig lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
waiting for tendy
2026-05-13
:3
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
dont watch that replay
2026-05-13
touchdown
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
YES
💯
❤️
LOL
SPORTMSNSHIP INCOMING
2026-05-13
sportsmanlike, gentlemanly
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
:3
respectfu
2026-05-13
especially southern black women
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
i unironically like when ppl call me that
dont call me love
extreme sportsmanship
sportsmanlike shooting
:D
:D
is it very hateful
uh oh
2026-05-13
i really wanna cause an own goal
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
sportsmanlike conduct
10-3 final call it
2026-05-13
bad crytpo
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
no stick lift smh
this new fo is so weird
u overrun a lot smh
2026-05-13
DMAN I WANTE DTHE OWN GOAL
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
1 period then i gotta go to bed
vs
2026-05-13
they ever add checking from behind im spending games in the box
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
ref
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
gotta have one for both halves of my personality ig
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
bison and fox, fox is the main one im lowk known for in like, the online racing nerd community
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
i have 2
2026-05-13
because with how poor i am they gotta bring the average back up to the median
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
awoooo yes im a furry
ong
2026-05-13
Need stamina!
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
Need stamina!
Need stamina!
Need stamina!
Need stamina!
2026-05-13
woof
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
i piss in his shop
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
i love games that are political commentaries on countries im not from and years before i was born
but that game's vibes r soo good
not even a car guy
msc is so good
judging my game selection smh
based
that ship has sailed kekw
i used to do games that require ur full name lmao
also stalk my pfp all u want like
FUCK
and my laundry is my bedsheets
my laundry isnt dry yet
dude
LO
2026-05-13
ong
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
OH MY GOD THE PFP
2026-05-13
IM GAY MODS I CAN SAY IT DONT BAN ME
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
f*g
send me a steam friend if were not already
w the spider aparrently
i gotta go to bed
2026-05-13
gint
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
adn by that i mean u
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
that was in
2026-05-13
that was u wiffing
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
none of the north american spiders are super bad
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
widows are pretty passive tbh
yoo me too
nah google's tripping it doesn't look like a fiddleback to me
what a gay name
google says it's a "brown recluse" spider
2026-05-13
now my arm hurts :(
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
it fucking bit me
in my bed akjsghajkgha
giant ass spdier fuckin
2026-05-13
do already
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
nice wiff fatty
2026-05-13
ive never seen a black puck character
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
wait is it possible to make ur puck guy not a white canadian
2026-05-13
look to puck grabbed thew rong pucked and fucked that up
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
bru
terrioble
immediately bites on my one move
2 minutesw
interference smh
2026-05-13
i will do the widest arc oat
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
ok
2026-05-13
which i will top
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
im waiting for the PIM/g leaderboard
save%? idk
i do that one in games a LOT
i do that one in games sometimes
kekw
5 hole
2026-05-13
new techs mhsmsh
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
this is how dogs see the world
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
1984]
if dev asked visual studio ai "make my game more modern without changing any assets"
this whole puck update is like
woof
2026-05-13
oh myg od this man takes too long to smoke
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
2026-05-13
1 sec
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
i usually roll to the middle to take my hard shots
2026-05-13
NOooooo
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
kadri
2026-05-13
cuz i want a halfstep between perpindicular to the ice and the first angle
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
i wish there was a way to change how many ticks the scrollewheel gets for puck
2026-05-13
suspicious
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
i cant shoot form this cirlc ein game but irl its my spot
ty
can u like stand off to the side
2026-05-13
crypto can i take some practice shotties
· poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL
im testing out ur sister
woof
if u guys wanted
we could actually do a 1 on with goalies
did ur parents hate you
your name is devyN? why would they capitalize the last letter in ur name
plus scoring a bunch and scott stevensing people in public servers is fun
i was asked the other day but i just dont have the time to get that good
i never do the PUGs
kekw
i get neutral zone breakouts and just bury it
mainly playing D too which is weird
ive started scoring a lot in the pubbies
2026-05-13
i still cant get my local dem's goalie mod to work
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2026-05-13
its disorienting not being able to look to puck
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kadri strat
2026-05-13
brb i wanna get my sitick back
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did he restart it on a fucking windows xp virtual machine
2026-05-13
bullying and societal rejection just pushes people deeper into those worldviews and echo chambers
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and incels are basically a subset of sad terminally online right wing men
nah it was formed by a generation of kids getting thrust into a world that's getting inshittified to hell
2026-05-13
very suspicious
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"women are all whores and also they wont sleep with me"
like x-maxxing and x-oid
its insane how much incel terminology has made its way into our lexicon
like i was super ugly as a kid and i got it how are u ppl blaming other ppl for u not getting laid
and B) incel shit never made sense to me
A) im, unfortunately, a caring person
what got me out of those spaces was like
it stuck and then i got excited and moved too much
FUCK I ALMSOT GOT IT
he saw we were autistic and muted both of us
ok let me amend that
he saw we were gay and muted both of us
i occasionally hit a sick move
i shoot hella clappers
michy and shit
crypto how do u do the thing where u get the puck up on ur stickblade in the air and can like
i BEAT anorexia to DEATH with BURGERS
LOL
def recommend
when i HAD an ED though i was the cutest mf on the planet
im exaggerating im like a little heavier than i wanna be rn and am cutting lmao
imagine eating
im not allowing myself to eat more than 1000 caloreis until i get to undewegiht bmi :flex:
gn marky
... yes
but wasn't open until 18 and involved at all in teh community/not an internet edgelord since about 20s
i had crushes on men since a v young age
ive been open and in the community since about 19 and have never had is-
a lot of gays are vers
no
what a safe pass that was
or should i spam q and e to get there
when i go post to post should i use crouch and double tap a and d?
2026-05-13
he gets an A if he gets fucked once
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i'll give crypto a B- for sex positivity
i needa drop the gloves with soma these guys
they gotta add fighting
i dont have the time for it cuz of hours :c
idk
"nub dives at skates just deke kekw"
even if i learn everything ab it ill never be a tendy on this game for any league cuz my scouting report will just be
wheres my waht a saves
WOOF
kadri
kekw
what'd u say crypto
im back
2026-05-13
i gotta moev laundry brb
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REF delay
ice
2026-05-13
"hoodlegend" gotta be a 15 year old from calgary with MBA parents
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like u know this guy is UA
totes recommend
but its the literal best
it does but i dont wanna get too much into it if theres like kids around LOL
this stick is fat
2026-05-13
litearlly the most based person ever john brown?
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dominic hasek
clean
2026-05-13
u can tell the nazis had gays in the high ranks cuz of the fashionw
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hitler
bruh
2026-05-13
why is the goalie white
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but idk about ppl from other parts of canada too much
my friends from manitoba said growing up gay was hell
love how u aint even gotta say his name
LOL
18 year old me was such a r****d, i'd sweater him and give him the business if i could
omg me too bro
i'd say no because the social cost of being gay is way higher than the social gains in most of the us/canada
very suspicious heterosexuality
still wore dresses at home tho
idk, i was an edgy rightoid in high school so i didnt interact much with the gay kids
yes
like bruce wayne except i have no money and my parents are alive
they are cool but they spook me
i hate bats cuz i have an irrationally strong fear of rabies so i aint never eating one
like... eating bats and monkeys n shit
it's literally meat from the bush
it's not slang
guy eats monkey with aids, gets aids, fucks his wife and gives her aids
but the actual origin of aids was a spillover from bushmeat
didnt deal with it to destroy us
the reagan admin like
no
close one
i have friends who are "worse" tho like i know a guy who literally is like... a walking characture of a 80s homosexual
which is funny cuz im nonbinary but i fit a lot of the stereotypes
im somewhat stereotypical
im a flanderized gay guy
nooo
fruity
idk what i'd call him
like anderson cooper is clean shaven, thin, and homosexual (and blazing hot) but he's not a twink anymore he's like 50
but i wouldnt consider them twinks
there are smooth, like older gay dudes
twinks also look boyish and young
and a bear is a big hairy gay dude
a twink is generally hairless below the ears
terrible
never work nights :sob:
i went from places not letting me drink even with card to places not carding me in a year
yeah
i got bags under my eyes and a desk job now
aged out of it im in my mid 20s
oh my god someone go over and help that poor man
still built for bbc tho dont get it twisted
now im like... post twink gaything
yeh
femboy's a subculture
cuz twink's just a body type
im a former twink so idk but i always viewed them as similar like
boom
you're 3v3tarded
can osmeone on red join blue so its 3v3 smh
dominatormaxxxing by sprawling out for routing plays
open? what am i r******d
i mean even
then the teams are open
goes over
ok if 1 of u
gaff? just use tape u pussy
except for one thing
suzuki randomly throwing out insults isn't projecting
binnington in net
oh he left
bennett why'd you let that happen
yeah no joke
i tested like 3x baseline for estrogen and test lol
on god
dangerously skinny irl
bro im like
no it was suzuki trust
he does that
the 5th one was a blue line turnover by suzuki
ignore the 4 softie goalsa
im mad my sick hasek saves aren't counted
stats dont count on this server anyways
2026-05-13
markie doesn't need lip fillers he's lucious as is
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can we make it a law where guys with nhl player names gotta come up with something better
everyone?
i been hittin the squat rack tho trust
my ass is the least fat part of me :(
gayer username than mine
terriblr
of all the players to ape a name from, suzuki?
alexander peitrangelo is proud
exceptional blue line turnover guys
2026-05-13
idk how i saved that
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4-4 basically a shutout right?
maybe he was helping he kinda just ended up pushing me into position to save it
2026-05-13
he said it was the worst lead in hockey
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chiropractors fear me
and ended up as a stain on the matress?
almost as obese as my GAA
he's just standing in the crease and being obese
bennett
he's spam ginting
2026-05-13
REF
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clock
2026-05-13
REF
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hasek on poppers and lsd
2026-05-13
@red
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2026-05-13
4v2 plshelp
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good call clock man
2026-05-13
where is he
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help put hofer in
2026-05-13
im getting the whiteboard
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where is my miiind where is my miiind
i lost my goalie stick configs to the update :(
someone come over smh
*5v3 help
5v5
like what fuckin tape do i have on here
is it just me or does post-update the puck feel glued to ur stick
i only know how to hit people we need a scorer, defender, passer, and a deker
can we like get a skater or too please
well im gonna have to make a new account
2026-05-13
twilight sparkle ass glue
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i feel like im colorblind
does anyone have like a reshade preset that fixes the shaders yet
is a horse sniffing glue like cannibalism
men huff FUMES
glue sniffing is for children
too much paint huffing
im kissing crypto rn
2026-05-13
ong crypt
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i dont know who runs ponce but they're probably very smelly and dont shower enough
or hantavirus
poncepuck pool closed due to aids
2026-05-13
2kerton
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this is so sad :(
im curious why is everyone on the practice server
2026-05-12
somone go d next faceoff pls
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2026-05-12
mb
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2026-05-12
oh hell no what happened to the ascii art emotes
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ponce's vibecoded ass website can't handle the update jank :sob:
stats are broke rn actually i think
getting mobbed over here
im just tryna ice the clock lmao
2026-05-12
i wanna see the stats lol
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let it finish
he's literally afk in net
also can we vk rimm
they literally have less than half the shots lol
2026-05-12
im dyin ova here
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2026-05-12
except no one's following the dumps
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extreme harampuck
Need stamina!
2026-05-12
thought he'd bite on the pass lol
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2026-05-12
or shooting
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can u guys pls start defending
off
oh my god the new puck fucking floats down to the ice lmapo
2026-05-12
u can cheat up on 16 a bit on the forecheck he never passes lmao
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good block
2026-05-12
feels like it drops way slower now
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they changed the timing lol
they changed the timing lol
4v2?
GG
2026-05-12
good call ref
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yeah nearly lol
2026-05-12
can you please stop moving laterlly at the blue line on entry
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2026-05-12
disney on ice ass movement
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do people actually like this more than dashfall
2026-05-12
xd
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well get in net then
2026-05-12
😭
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2026-05-12
idk if thats a config thing or the update's weird new scripting
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having to vs on every server is super annoyin
2026-05-12
gg
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2026-05-12
just let that ice lol
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2026-05-12
awful turnover
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i didnt know i had 2 trailers lol
cant do that
2026-05-12
very suspicious
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hmmmmmmmmmm
hmm
2026-05-12
also they somehow broke the replays? which worked perfect before
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ive seen it before it's like a google doc downloadable
the font is link, prompt or something i think lol
genuinely no clue why he did it
yeah its terrible
2026-05-12
good call ref
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2026-05-12
uh
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2026-05-12
is there a way to turn off the christopher nolan desaturation filter
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2026-05-12
LEADING the game in PIMs
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i havent turned the puck over yet not my fault
just need a field goal here
close game boys
2026-05-12
tons of twink, even
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what a homosexual
with even numbers who the fuck joins the team up 3
2026-05-12
"i got it" famous last words
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2026-05-12
like some charity thing
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is that like a special ed league
extremely skinner play there
devs fault i cant pass 100%
the update did that
2026-05-12
refpuck bullshit
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ref
he was out of the cage lol
2026-05-12
vibe coded ass update
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wtf
where's the wii sports music
gg
2026-05-12
im gonna kadri the goalie
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clam
these new helmets suck why do i have sideburns
2026-05-12
he took a dive
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oh come on
2026-05-12
terrible
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i got chat disabled for 3 seconds for that
ban
i treid to block it smh
2026-05-12
i barely tapped alt wtf
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2026-05-12
but my hours are awful for it
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id love to pug and find a league and all that community shit
i dont have the time rlly sadly
LOL
REF
rawr
2026-05-12
ok these trails are pissing me off how do i turn them off veggies
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interfering with people still works so the update's not that bad
2026-05-12
is there a way to turn off these trails
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2026-05-12
since the update my settings all reset every time i reboot whcih is really annoying
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yay
ay
also dashfall is gone? is it pak's now
why does my puck look like this
what the fuck is this new ui
2026-05-11
gn guys
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such a naughty boy smh
nvm he isn't taking his vitamins
ok
off
2026-05-11
2 mutherfuckers
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faceoff violation???
its literally impossible to hit 91
im convinced u have sme fish oil
ok
who wants to drop the gloves and the pants
wait we did?
oh my go dgain the red
smh
IM THE GOON
2026-05-11
doesnt nullify the offside
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u were offside
dont hit my boy
clean hit
2026-05-11
rawrrr
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i have the only primary assist on this team lol
LMAO
FUCK
backcheck forecheck something
something something pucks in deep something
2026-05-11
never go down
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ok how the fuck does this twin
im only toxic in teamchat
>he joined the team with the lead
boo
2026-05-11
what sorta fuucckin vitamins is perfetti on
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ok
2026-05-11
WOOF?
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2026-05-11
???
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2026-05-11
factual
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its worked 0 times
can u guys pls stop bum rushing the puck carrier on the forecheck
holy shit
2026-05-11
fair enough
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can u guys pls stop giving up 3 man rushes
2026-05-11
ok there now its good
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lmao
no just one
well now it's 5v3 the other way so one come back
it's 5v3 someone go over
someone go over
ow
2026-05-11
ggs
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stanky vote
gross ass
dont vs let it finish smh
2026-05-11
good call zeebs
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
he broke up my pass but it almost went in lamo
2026-05-11
let it ice
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ty
2026-05-11
some of the time it works every time
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the changeup
how do u guys turn icing into a 3v1 smh
10 minute misconduct
ref
smh
guy is grabbing my knob with both hands
2026-05-11
im a dump believer
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GOOD CALL REF
i could've entered clean lmao
why did i dump that
wait
2026-05-11
im blind im deaf i wanna be a ref
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REFHASGdkjghasghakjghakg
ref
woah
2026-05-11
i was trying to turn around i swear
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that looked really bad i can explain
nurse award
glhf
ref
i thought u had 1 before that
what a jerk
statkeeper disagrees
how do i take back the what a save
wait nvm he shot it wide
thorpe didnt want to be in a clip
well that didnt bounce the way i wanted
2026-05-11
thats a good sign
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only guy on my team with a shot
2026-05-11
on
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off
2026-05-11
draw shot was on target somehow
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pass had some JUICE
2026-05-11
ice
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2026-05-11
chase the dump
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can u guys like
2026-05-11
landed ut
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big dump guy
when they add dumps as a stat im getting first star every game smh
2026-05-11
*more goals
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scorekeeper HATES twinkerton
how did i get 2nd scar with the same points and less goals lol
wtf
gg
2026-05-11
10 on the kill
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he was literally on top of the puck awful call smh
off
2026-05-11
wild d zone rimmer
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2026-05-11
good keep in
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ok can u guys pls get a center
let that ice tendy
ice
blue still needs a center lol
somoeong blue go c
2026-05-11
oh no ice
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let it be ice
2026-05-11
was hoping for the ice lol
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2026-05-11
4v2?
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2026-05-11
crazy tip
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2026-05-11
COACH
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wait thats my teammate
REF
i swar
ok that one was tipped
LOL
2026-05-11
im so sorry :Sob:
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pigeon i think ive blown you up trying to hit someone twice in like 2 minutes lmao
2026-05-11
ref :c
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2026-05-10
good luck at ur game son hopefully ur coach doesnt realize u havent slept lol
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have a godo one
im goin off lol
2026-05-10
yea im falling asleep over hre i gotta go to bed
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2026-05-10
curious
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wow when im center we winw
why is the goalie spreading his legs like ur sister
LOL
i tagged up
REF
2026-05-10
dont vs wtf
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i was gonna say this guy was playing better than apollo
2026-05-10
i had already committed by the time i saw u
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what son
smh
literally so taguchi'd it
how did i not get any "what a save" for that
veggie would never
"i dont ice it"
first twinkergoal since the 2 goal game like 2 hours ago lmao
87 go red
yeah go in right now
wow i cannot shoot tnight lol
ice gets crowded and its always 5v4 cuz no one takes one for hte team
i really wish there was a fucking 4v4 sevrer with ai goalies lol
2026-05-10
they just kinda arrive in my life
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i dont court women
am i supposed to give him a dainty little poke check
he is standing ON the puck
ok in what world is that interference
REF
what
REF
2026-05-10
off
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jesus
ref???
did he dox me
i was afk who doxed someone
what
sorry cant allow that
what was the idea there
best apollo positioning
2026-05-10
please
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can i have c
son
2026-05-10
ur self goalscoring?
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???
2026-05-10
i mean u shoulder checked me into the boards
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
but the pass trickled lol
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if that had any juice we would've scored
2026-05-10
i scored 4 consecutive shots against apollo last time i played him
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ok idk whats happening this game
2026-05-10
can i go c if ur not gonna contest draws
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-10
why was that delayed
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2026-05-10
pietrangelo award
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topbin blue line turnover
bitch i WAITED
meow
2026-05-10
WHAT
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terrible no call
INTERFERENECE?
veggies would've saved that
or is skinny some weird child slang i dont know yet
are u actualyl commenting on the porportions of the player model
what a save
he used telekenesis
2026-05-10
ref
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2026-05-10
he had it coming
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2026-05-10
thx
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can i do that
2026-05-10
good call stripes
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i woulda saved that apollo
gimme deez fuckinnnnnnnnnnnn
diddy dangled?
like his famous hit on lindros he nailed a teammate on teh way thru
it was amazing
u ever watch those old hit comps where stevens would literally hit his teammates when he was hitting other guys
FUCK
:3
40 foot drop pass kekw
2026-05-10
apollo go back skater so its even smh
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2026-05-10
does that happen
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only after my passes
rawrrr
smh
older than the guy playing single A juniors
lmao that was the coolest thing ive done all night and im super drunk
2026-05-10
yay that dreck is over
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if after OT its tied it should just be a tie
btw the shootout is a disgrace and shouldn't exist in hockey
tried to 5hole lol
2026-05-10
i was just vking for a screenshot dw
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JOKE
2026-05-10
i love OT
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has either side completed a pass this period
2026-05-10
:3
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WOOF
its a really good question which of these teams is worse
hi
hi
spaeking of into orbit
ffs
thanks
ref
smh
can u guys score on 1 of my passes pls
2026-05-10
bitch blocekd my shot
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2026-05-10
ref
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2026-05-10
he took a dive
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GOOD CALL STRIPES
2026-05-10
someone go to the slot smh
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2026-05-10
dw i recorded it for him
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speaking ill of the dead rn
god lange was such a bitch
2026-05-10
i passed it into the slot twice smh
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2026-05-10
good zone time boys
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smh tendy keeping me in jail
WHAT
did i bowl over 2 guys]
wait how did i get 2 penalties
2026-05-10
(yes i know i moved laterally at the line sorry :()
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thanks guys
2026-05-10
good call ref
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2026-05-10
LMAO
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FUCK
twinkertiming
2026-05-10
1960s netminding
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dad im gay
2026-05-10
i assumed it was some canadian slang i hadn't heard
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WOOF
oh that kid
2026-05-10
repeated strikes to the groin
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get those mitts off bitch
REF
2026-05-10
the outcome: veggies
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the risk: not using a rubber
>.<
ignore the 4 scott stevens reenactments ive done this game
wuuf...
i was trying to hit him too lmao
REF
wtf :*(
terrible
veggies didnt dump it?
good call ref
ur getting binched for swayman
2026-05-10
RAWR
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cant do thaqt
he's literally in the corner
^
2026-05-10
whatd he do
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2026-05-10
also it's 5v3
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referee officials linesman plshelp thats intreference
ref
mahhh shit got vlooocked
2026-05-10
good call ref
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or am i drunk
how was i off i dumped it when everyone was on including me
REF?
2026-05-10
ffs
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everything in its right place
ok now it is all as it should be
lol
was i mistaken or did he own goal on purpose
can we get one back for that?
FUCK
2026-05-10
GOOD CALL REF
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2026-05-10
why
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2026-05-10
good call stripes
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ref something
srry my shit froze
2026-05-10
i wanna be rd
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dont vs let it end
2026-05-10
bedard's aids
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cant do that
2026-05-10
maybe that nazi guy was onto something
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we transitioned?
"everyone turned into a goal"
ill redeem blue
yREF
ill redeem red team
smh the damn wokies ruining the server smhsmh my head
donate 50 to zohran and i'll vk myself next
^
2026-05-10
i was so sorry i didnt realize i scored
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lmao
oh
im drunk to be fair
i wasnt paying attention
did my dump at the net go in?
wait how did i score a goal
finishing my check games gone woke
i use racial slurs but only towards the dutch
LOL
scott stevens wears a miku binder
gary bettman is trans???
im shocked
wow a hawks fan calling ppl slurs
aioshgkajgh'
I MEANT 6 AS IN ME
FUCJ
NOO IT WAS JOKE
and 6
off
always dump it
this is ld but close enuff
i like D
rd wanna switch
2026-05-10
ill skate now since a tendy joined
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yeah irl i always play way too out lol so im trying to avoid that
like i put my mouse in the complete wrong place
move the stick as tendy
i still cant figure out how to like
2026-05-10
mfs even it up
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5v1???
its 4v2
did that look as cool from ur pov as it did fps
2026-05-10
charity
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im here as an act if
if anyone else wnats net lmk
ill go G if u guys want im not good but i'm consistantly terrible
>the f slut
THE F SLUT
i have like a .550 all time
WHAT
i was looking forward to the shootout :(
OSHA compliant hit
well if you don't need to be standing there don't be standing there
he literally had the puck on his stick waaa
WHAT THE FUCK REF
ty <3
i need chara's stick
thought we lost pos
i was watching the cherrypicker sorrryy
WOOF
2026-05-10
ref
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oh but he lets that one go
its a random pub so im gonna turn it over rawrrrr
let it ice smh
ice
ice
jesus thats a rough miss
2026-05-10
ref
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2026-05-10
yeah especialyl when they skate into ur crease for no reason
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clear the zone fatass
DDOS'd smh
my game's been stuttering ever since he called me
whyd thosew bitches leave smh
cage time'
REF
scott stevens
usually i just do it for fun
rare hit by me that actually helped the team
:3
dont wiff this time
cmon hit me back lol
gloves off no helmets
we're fighting at the camp the team puts on for little kids during the offseason
i was tryna dump it
bitch
veggies
REF
had to pick up smh
i wasnt joking ab the ex calling me btw lol
so it is
for 4v4
1 move over
i did so much right defending that game
2026-05-10
chatoic game
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2026-05-10
how is that a d zone faceoff
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2026-05-10
can we get zone time pls
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REF
I WAITED FOR IT
GOOD CALL REF
im crine man
oh my god
2026-05-10
rwef i was interfered with
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2026-05-10
BOOM
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bar down???
2026-05-10
HELO
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2026-05-10
REF
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fucking commies
gun to my head they made me winger its terrible
if i was defenseman i could smh but im forceed to be a forward
alcohiol
:sob:
thts likely very insulting
brb my ex is calling me
good shot attempt mitchy
terrible
those "get body checked for cancer" ads they play before the game are actually advising you to check for my playstyle
whoever slandered me
im body checking
i jumped way too early that was stupid
thatsm y bad
FUCK
2026-05-10
good call ref
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2026-05-10
wow good save% tendy *sticktap*
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hi vegetable
2026-05-10
anyone wanna net
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seemslegit
.500 sv% third star
clock btw
2026-05-10
hasek
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2026-05-10
good call ref
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2026-05-10
im dogmeat at net but ill sit in until the next game just to finsiht his one out
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slash vk
i did
yall letting the goalie troll the entire game lol
2026-05-10
i thought u were still ahead of me didnt realize u pulled back
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thats mb for not looking at the map lola
or u can just let it ice?
good call stripes
2026-05-10
are there any other servers popd right now
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good call ref
3
2026-05-10
buddy can u pls stay somehwer enear the net
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just wide
2026-05-10
i didnt expect the red player to wiff the puck lmao
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2026-05-10
u literally brought the puck to center ice as the goalie lol
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2026-05-09
gg
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#letwojshoot
:(
that's so sad
woj has 0 shots
2026-05-09
thats my fuckin cowboy
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2026-05-09
i wonder if i can get called for interferenace as the netminder
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r******d twink hasek
2026-05-09
at least i binnington'd the shit out of the forwards' knees
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good reason
LOL
2026-05-09
??
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i was holding it for icing lol
43 u can skate if u want u've suffered enough
but this stick is so wonky
and i played keeper irl for soccer
the positioning
i played a ton of hhcl goalie as a kid so im sued to like
the stick is something to get used to lol
2026-05-09
i forget the controls but it'll be fine
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good call stripes
2026-05-09
just reddits lol
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these moden indie games dont ahve their own boards, right?
i assume so
rawr
im so offended im going to r/puck and calling henton fat
2026-05-09
im lagging too smh
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2026-05-09
smh
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its ur punishmnet for that hit for me last game
ive had 1 good shot this game and he saved it smh
2026-05-09
i like the smaller puck
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corsair moment
mouse lost pairing
srry my fukin
2026-05-09
terrible
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*twin
also r u calling me twink cuz its the first 4 letters of my name or cuz ur like 16 smh
i dogged u once
now i feel really mean LOL
that explains a lot
oh
slight shot disparity
sick move
terrible
also he asked in team chat if he could do anything other than net and then didnt get out of net
say what you will at least he doesn't give up five holes
boards
REF
twinkersaving
kick me for that wiff
yeah he kicked the wrong twinerkton
2026-05-09
scorekeepers hate bich
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2026-05-09
:eye:
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bich saw thru my machinations
2026-05-09
if ur gonna let them in on purpose someone else can G if u want
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totally didnt wiff
wow great D
2026-05-09
he'll save the next on
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clip it
2026-05-09
always chip the near side pad
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2026-05-09
actually there's still ppl ill stay
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gn guys
gn faker <3
hagel go g
omg overtime hockey
:3
kys
bich
2026-05-09
dont apologiz ei love that pass
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6 can u skate across the middle head down again
2026-05-09
laying out 6 for that snide comment
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im not the tendy
wtf am i supposed to do there
2026-05-09
is it just practice
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i take so long to transfer
the fast backhand
how do u guys who are like good get like
2026-05-09
LET HIM TOUCH
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REF
2026-05-09
got bounced lmao
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ran out of stam before trying to hit
cuz thats how itw orks
GOOD CALL REF
that never works for me lmao
OFF THE PAD
2026-05-09
unsportsmanlike
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hurt my feelings
REF
should've entered then cut
chudfield
10-4
anyone else want C
i like point
im more naturally offensive defenseman
idk why im center
2026-05-09
can we not skip warmies i need to piss really bad lkao
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everyone except faker had a point this is so sad
im so hard
OVERTIME HOCKEY
ice it
clock
off blue
good teamplay
TWINKERPASSING
2026-05-09
out of the crease and in ur girl's box
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something something tend the goal
god put bich on this earth just to stop my breaka
2026-05-09
too much fusion
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so true
but faker have u won a draw yet
im not saying this to be mean
2026-05-09
oo wee oo i look just like buddy holly
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fuck me in half
2026-05-09
very thematic
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faker the music for this game is seven angels by earth
Need stamina!
he's stealing my gimmick
terrible
why is soup always a whiny bitch
i like how that was closer to the puck than my hit on bich and it got called
he didnt have his head up
LOL
good call ref
nice dive
WOAH
2026-05-09
sorry
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pietrangelo turnover
2026-05-09
that's probably why im a damaged adult now
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and i'd sit in the center and just lay out the smaller kids on my street
back when i played street hockey a lot we'd play full contact
yummers
im making mac n cheese with chorizo tnight
i prefer pastas
clip that
wait how was that clean
CLEAN HIT
its been like 2 periods
need to stevens/kariya bich again smh
not letting me jump bich at every whistle is bad designa
hope this helps - AJ
and its a rule in hockey
cuz its a hockey video game
2026-05-09
no i need to feel the puck
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i need to readjust to the alcohol
can we get some warmies
his name's ryan
im born white but there's a mexican twink deep inside me
pacifico
i had the look i wanted and wiffed lmaooooooo
FUCK
im like 3 beers deep
full power snapshot
im gonan score my goal top right hand corner
we didnt need his fat ass
chatfield is a quitting little bitch
i pogged irl
jesus christ max contract
gives up the softest goal of all time at the end of 3 and makes THOSE 2 saves?
force of habit
srry
2026-05-09
what
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2026-05-09
NO DELAY HERE
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GOOD CALL REF
2026-05-09
then realized the puc was spinning lol
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i wante dto be a teammate
mb
on teh fish oil
the beads are in
well its OT time
2026-05-09
thats your JOB
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binnington
at least he dove 3 seconds after the play
GOALIE
not rlly a rimmer guess its more trigonometry
almost nailed the back post rimmer
fuck me in half
REF
2026-05-09
how do all my good shots get saved but when i take terrible shots they go
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*Me
ty for bailing em out
2026-05-09
ref
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DUMPS
2026-05-09
join deez nuts to ur chin lmao
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HIIII RUUTUU]
wow good hand eye guys
shotskerton
not enough twinkershots
2026-05-09
stop saving my fucking snapshots
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10
19
clean but ok
aura loss
chip pass got no aira
mb
2026-05-09
ice let the skater
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all that for the weakest shot OAT
dont until the buzzer smh
2026-05-09
i shouldve buried the last breakaway anyways lol i got it to my backhand and then wiffed and had no power
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2026-05-09
im trying to get 10 in a game but its really hard
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according to the stats page i had 6 hits last game lmao
2026-05-09
nights go by FST
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i love hockey but this game is a timesink loool
cuz i dont wanna make this my main game lol
im like 5% skill away from being able to do cool shit and its pissing me off
2026-05-09
so its even
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can a goalie come skate for us
did i not straddle the line
who keeps hitting me
i got the glitch where the game spawns his lil queer on the other team
agskjhakjghakjf
he's using a roomba to move his mouse aroud
vk 26 afk in net
also nice test messages idk how to reply to
is he afk
is our goalie afk
????
wouldn't have happened with hofer in net
ref needs to take my fucking DICK out his mouth
IN WHAT WORLD
WHAT
WHAT
2026-05-09
its basic but its my fav album OAT
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casiopea mint jams right now
:(
firefox is updating so my jazz fusion stopped
bye bich :sob:
did i get the penalty for missing the 3rd?
there were 3 blue players standing on the puck and i hit 2 of them
REF
love tap ly faker
2026-05-09
scorekeepers hate me
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:sob:
oh my god that guy BREATHED on it and got the primary
NOA PPLE???
cant do that
there's 13 of us
which #6 are you guys trying to kick
twinkertonphobic
yes
cleanest hit in hockey history
REF
2026-05-09
am i NEVER getting an assist tnight
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anaheim goalie rebound
that almost curled in lmao
thats not a rimmer
RIM IT RIM IT RIM IT
FREE HOCKEY
ckicj
2026-05-09
i went airborne becasue his gamesmanship was so overhelming
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oldest trick in the book
stick yer leg out and go down
that's just gamesmanship from the tendy smh
he stuck his leg out bud
LINE FIGHT
REF
i only understand PR speak and play mockups
can u show me that on the whiteboard
oh
can we please stop playing icing
that was also icing
2026-05-09
big missed opportunity
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but not ref
RIMMER
i have
i need "REF" as a keybind
FIVE MINUTES FOR: CHARGING
PUCKS: IN DEEP
DUMPS: CHASED
DUMP LEVEL: EXTREME
im gonna kadri my own goalie
let it ice
ice
2026-05-09
shot thu the heart and ur tooo blame
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2026-05-09
peak pub
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guy who was back for it left
5v3
its illegal for me to get assists
2026-05-09
pietrangelo passing
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and im not talking ab my boyfriend
got a white russian rn
im getting there
&
refs like me more
i like how my hit on 6 last game was more eggregious and no penalty
how do take the glvoes off these hands id ont have
OW
tipped
tipped
2026-05-09
scott stevens
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:3
DUMP IT
where's my whiteboard
we'll dump
maybe with me at the line
2026-05-09
gg
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good defense there blue
2026-05-09
no not from there
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dump itttt
2026-05-09
clean hit
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2026-05-09
need more PIMs...
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i had like 7 shots last game how do i have 0 this game
goalie did a good job of closing the post
nurse award
terrible buzzer shot attempt i apologizew
2026-05-09
have u considered not jumping over their forward and instead hitting him
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im offended
REF
johnsfilms
objectivelty hilarious though
that's tragic
it was going in and he backhanded it full force into tbhe corner LOL
2026-05-09
WHAT
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trains comin get off the tracks
2026-05-09
spread out boys
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2026-05-09
my ass was offside i guess
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2026-05-09
ay permanent shorthand
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2026-05-09
^
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2026-05-09
skated i backwards like a fatass
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2026-05-09
:FLUSHED:
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arrows too
i'm drawing Xs and Os like you wouldn't believe
the whiteboard is OUT
5v1 plshelp
gg
eurotrash hockey smh
lmao
all of our goals are off dumps so why do we keep trying to enter the zone clean
2026-05-09
that hit glass i promsie
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not enough PIMs though, fraud performance
with more shots than blue combined kekw
well now u guys get a minute of 4v4 before im out :sob:
FUCK
there even numbers
stand sstill someone
yeah i gotchu
2026-05-09
poor officiatig
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no gint '
i was pushed into the goalie
ref???
2026-05-09
:3
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thats why i always dump and chase
2026-05-09
he literally took a dive lmao
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WHAT
???
2026-05-09
netminder?
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2026-05-09
clock
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2026-05-09
that almost deflected in lol
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2026-05-08
gg
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2026-05-08
blacked?
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2026-05-08
stuck the landing
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
oh but that one is
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
no delay smh
REF
2026-05-08
that wouldve been ice btw lol
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2026-05-08
guys it never left the zone
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
??
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
tendy is scaring me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
5v3 shorty
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
this is all ur fault
wait wtf how did i even get interference
you're locked in here with me :3
hi v
???
?
2026-05-08
cant buy zone time
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
10/10 deflection
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
can u like stay in the net
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
does it not count interference as a hit for stats?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
going to the box doesn't help though this is time i could be railroading people
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ive gotta be close to 10 his this game
cant hit the stars
2026-05-08
born to "Nice shot" forced to "What a save!"
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
lmao that should've not been counted i annihlated the right defenseman'
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
good call ref
2026-05-08
all my fickiinn shots get blocked
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
SEE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
DUMP IT
3 shots thru 1 lol
0 offense in this game
2026-05-08
i meant to dash im so sorry xd
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
lmao i froze up
72 get down more
2026-05-08
did the media enjoy my PIM
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
what'd i get a star for
im perfectly capable of turning it over on the blue line myself
is that just where the fun is
why are there 4 red players at the right point at all times
2026-05-08
im a traffic cone
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
why does blue keep skating right into me
good shot block tbh
2026-05-08
nice hit 79
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
LOLO
it literally touched his stick as i was hitting him
HE HAD THE PUCK
bar hates us
2026-05-08
cleanest hit in the history of the sport
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
good call stripes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
got pushed off srry
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
ow my dick
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2026-05-08
clcok
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REF
why do we only have 4 shots
2026-05-08
2 part plan for winning
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
gain the red dump the puck
dump and chase every time smh
DUMP IT
turn it over to someone else
2026-05-08
gotta change my number to petro's atp
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
pietrangelo award
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
and for blue line turnovers
i get 10 minute misconducts for too many pronouns
i used to be a twink now im just a flagrant queer
got bodied off of the puck by a teammate on a break lol
2026-05-08
terriblw
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
terrible
or twinks?
do you even like weezer?
why is your name not twinkerton
for the record
that didnt come all the way out
2026-05-08
ow
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
always dump and chase
ice
2026-05-08
head on a swivel bud
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
grr
cant do that
ice
2026-05-08
yeah wtf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
my ass is accurate
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
it was on target
it hit me and it gave me a shot for it lol
did he stick save it?
how did that not deflect in
box
rip
goon
dirty play tbh
REF?
2026-05-08
twink curse
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
lol
only when i pass it does that miss happen
2026-05-08
there's no board for it yet but individual games have the hits saved
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
im trying to hit double digit hits in a game
and i like seeing how many hits i had :(
stats also dont save
play out the game don't be a pansy
which vsing when ur down late is lame
with 30 seconds left
because u guys vs'd
there's femboys with more hair on their nuts than our forecheck
2026-05-08
play it out ya fruitcakes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ffs dont vs before the end of the game
LMAO scored off the worst shot i had all game
i stopped my momentum on the line and then the arm went up
ok i have no idea how that was off
only 1 was decent
ive taken 3 lmao
clean hit
no twinkerpoints this game smh
2026-05-08
triple option online
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
lamme be fullback smh
i want puck but american football
taking BP out here
2026-05-08
or entries
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
usually i dont believe in celan exits
sadge
first unironically good clean exit from twinkerton and no goal
mfs ragequitting smhsmh
lol
the only way the puck would knuckle like that is hitting red
REF
2026-05-08
well i tried to rim it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
where's my 2 free throws
on god
you were between me and the puck
for what exatly
???
2026-05-08
awful reffing
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
ty box
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
ice
ty :
next stoppage
i like rd a lot more
36 can we switch sides
2026-05-08
ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI
2026-05-08
wtf is with the server hopping tnight
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-08
elite defense
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
lets pretend i forced that pass
2026-05-08
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
good call
REF
2026-05-08
too much juice mb
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY
2026-05-08
i can only score when i have a whiole second of lag
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
my ping is only 88
jesus
im just taking a clapper from the blue line and praying
2026-05-08
never matters irl but in this game i panic lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
man goalies closing the angle fucks with me
2026-05-08
xtreme naff*ge
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-08
cotton eye joe playing during the shootout should be a feature
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
take longer to load than the actual game lol
fuckin arena assets
2026-05-08
:sob:
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
FUCK
:sob
:Sob:
you fucked it up
mb mistimed it
2026-05-07
wow good boardwork boys
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
OW
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
smh
valid reason
alex pietrangelo
1:1 takeaway/giveaway ratio
red wants COMEBACK
smh i ust wanted to kill the time
calculated
OW
v unsportsmanlike
typical leafs netminding
ice quit like a BITCH
:3
2026-05-07
WOOF
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i was finishing my check
ref
bad call
2026-05-07
5
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he had it coming
2026-05-07
cant do that
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
smh
it breaks my immersion
why can't i have a taller stick im lanky irl
2026-05-07
that was still in lol
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
wtf that dump almost went in
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
8 stop bein goff :(
2026-05-07
because you touch urself at night
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
this my last one prolly
2026-05-07
REF
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gotta tag
off
2026-05-07
c pls
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-07
off
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
5v3 somene head over
2026-05-07
gotta be a misconduct
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
i was harassed and assaulted by that defenseman
2026-05-07
:3
· poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
constantly
WOOF
hi veggiess
rawr hello puck people
2026-05-06
did what i could that game lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
well gn
2026-05-06
let those go for ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
shows u all ur config
alt and f4 at the same time brings up the chat menu
chat is it good when the entire offense runs thru the right defenseman
2026-05-06
theres a huge gap
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
when ur in butterfly
why
2026-05-06
i was coming down for the clapper :(
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
good hit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ty :3
wtf was that backhand i wasnt paying attention
twinkershooting
2026-05-06
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
5 seconds
play the pussy like a slap bass
cleanest hit in hockey history
2026-05-06
jumping 15 when i get out of the box
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
am i not allowed to finish my check
WHAT
REF
what a goon
couldnt quite get it
fuckin got just bumped a little bit
LOL
2026-05-06
did i block that shot
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
something the liberal media made up
2026-05-06
quick crash the net
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
then its bed(ard?) time
last game for me
noncontroversial opinioon
smh
so fuck the hawks is what i say as a stim
im a nebraska fan and a blues fan
worse than the rigged hawks draft forbedard
2026-05-06
all twin sticks are
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
DAMN
2026-05-06
5
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
not my fault for being the taller man
he had his head down in the neutral zone
REF
we need fish
wait im #6 blue
we need to do that
take notes guys
2026-05-06
ty mr marner
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
@16 get on the ice fat fuck
2026-05-06
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
tragic
was it 15
who fullback trucked me last game
2026-05-06
5v2
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
i gotta get my lick back who was that
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
REF
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
yall woulda vkd the shit outta me xd
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
lmao i was about to interfere with 15 when u guys scored
uh oh
2026-05-06
meoow
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
slowest draw shot OAT
good call ref
2026-05-06
*hip check *target
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
holy shit spelling
at least put it on tatgrd
hipc heck me
my friend in christ if ur gonna
2026-05-06
ALWAYS DUMP!
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
nurse
i wasnt the furhtest offside dont blame me
LOL
2026-05-06
1 shot 1 kill??
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
i dont even wanna see my turnover/takeaway ratio fo this one
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
OW
2026-05-06
just like fire it into his pads
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
how do we even have 0 SOG we've had like 5 breakaways
2026-05-06
no forechecking pulse
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
just so theres a SG
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
atp im aiming the dumps at the tendy
2026-05-06
EJAIHKgheg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
PUT ONE ON TARGET
2026-05-06
HIGH STICK?
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
berube sees that and thinks "that's my boy" with a tear in his eye
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
so i can top the boards
they need to add dumps to the tracked stats
2026-05-06
glhf ftl
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ignore all 16 of my zone exit turnovers
its the truth
we lost cuz a leafs fan was in net
flakes had 33 shots smh
close one
O.O almost curled in
92 uses the dash to avoid oncoming forwards
2026-05-06
stepbro forecheck
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
very chaseable
at least my dumps are deep :3
and since then its been all turnovers lol
all in a row
i made 4 good defensive plays
2026-05-06
how many backhands will i wiff tnight
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
too much leaking
yeah idk
thats just finishing the backcheck
oh come one
2026-05-06
incoming blue line turnover os
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ive made 3 good d plays in a rwo look out
file for unemploymeny
2026-05-06
mh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
which sounds a lot like last time i went to the sioux res
cant get back when im getting gangbanged by 2 red guys
i was interfered with smh
2026-05-06
media HATES twinkerton
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
racist '
wtf
wait did i not get a star for both assists?
y iam leaing like hyman
i knocked it off target :(
or howveer us pell his name
go snugarood
2026-05-06
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
CLEAN HIT
CLEAN
i need meth to cope with this forecheck
twinkershotblocking
theyre not workign
ok lets stop doing clean exits
2026-05-06
defenseman led the forward into the net
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
nathanial if you laid it off there we might score lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
also can u guys PLEASE Stop being offside
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
woof
like it was so deep
how were u guys even off on that dump
8========3~~~
not yer guy bud
2026-05-06
not ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
not ice
2026-05-06
:(
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
gg
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
casual 5 man rush
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
somheow got my stick o nit
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
it was off red lol
2026-05-06
youngest puck lobby
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
goalie's gotta leave that for icing lol
2026-05-06
also goalie's a fuckin dimer
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
ok that turnover wasn't my fault
rawrr dump and chase
2026-05-06
we're like 3 minutes into the first and i'm winning the pietrangelo award already
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
oh my god that's the second horrendous turnover ive had this game lmao
extremely confusing
why are there 2 6s with yellow stick tape
2026-05-06
mb
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
ive been tripped
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
REF
2026-05-06
u can tip it into your back netting
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA
2026-05-06
no tendy
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
C?
2026-05-06
wait i thought mine was thirds mh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-06
5
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
67 is leaking
also how am i the only player with multiple shots :(
barely a tap smh
2026-05-06
we'll get a shootout if its tied smh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
OT TIME BAYBEE
clock
2026-05-06
nvm urs
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-06
@42
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-06
another one bites the dust for the 14th faceoff in a row
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
clock
2026-05-06
talen't
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
how did it hop my stick stnading still
LOL
holy shit is that a woman or a small child on the mic
2026-05-06
good call stripes
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
ice
i think its random on this server iirc
u gotta take the minor for him
cant do that
ty swank
ok now
i like right better
swank wanna switch sides?
2026-05-06
rigged
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-06
tendy that was ice :(
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-06
glhf
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
it's "/vs"
someone VS
just need 1 more
"/vs"
since ther's a goalie now
2026-05-05
gn guys
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
mcjesus playoff line
pretty pretty good
0 goals off 6 shots
smh
fundamengtals just ice it
clean
guys next faceoff pls get in the shooting lane
???
REF
at least 13 was well guarded
2026-05-05
first defensive play of the game for me lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
ref the script said i wont that draww clean
cant do that
woof :3
2026-05-05
clean draw win for once smhsmh
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-05
its rlly annoying
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
i keep running out of stamina right when iw ant to dash
terrible all
no
smh
i touched
REF
i guess not
aybe
ice
2026-05-05
fuckin ROLLED pon me
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
scary times
they have those now?
where'd that pad come from
2026-05-05
TOO MUCH DUMP
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
FOUR!
woaw
most shots ever in a 6v6 game
2026-05-05
shit's crowded
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
they gotta put these 6v6 games on euro ice
this one's my last of the night
bs
gg
2026-05-05
then elevate it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
just dump and chase
triggering offsaides
well you keep trying to enter clean and
is 0's ethernet cable a fucking yoyo
darnell nurse award
mb
2026-05-05
oh my god dump it
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-05
its how they sell their gore videos
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
russiasns just do that
terrible
weirder than my hatties made up entirelty of stupid grind goals?
well u passed it to red 4 times
3v5 lol
2026-05-05
kid named twinkerton:
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
ok class today we'll be assessing a 5 minute major to twinkerton for unsportsmanlike conduct
gg
for sportsmanship
park it?
the first one
felt like i held it
was my goal a 1t?
on his FUCKIN head bud
2026-05-05
calculated,
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
rimming is winning but not that time
2026-05-05
we scored all but 1 in 5 lol
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
heres been so many odd man rushes
the scary thing is the lead doesnt feel safe
clock
omg that was almost delay too lol
the gint wasn't gint tho
this game we've actually hit shots lol
ive been roughed
REF
3
10 on the kill
that puck was spinning lmao
well
2026-05-05
shot just wide
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
CAGE: LOCKED
balls: tugged
backhand fivehole
ay that time he did
:(
jake never puts his stick in early
2026-05-05
HASEK PLAESE
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
@red
sick ghost goal
yaeh lmao
ur d man hit ya
i was well out of the crease
no gint on us thi
2026-05-05
1 man checking line over here
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
so i have draw options besides run and dump
guys go LD and RD
OwO
WOOF
i was out of stam wasn't gonna be able to trun
GOOD START BOYS
2026-05-05
like last game that goes in 10/10 times
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
lmao
wtf has this round been
2026-05-05
gritty hockey fundamentals
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
always pass from below the redline
hit windows key instead of alt
2026-05-05
ice
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
lol im just not finishing
2026-05-05
WAHT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
2026-05-05
LOLWUT
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
ice
O zone faceoff
2026-05-05
but i botched lmao
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
the idea was to fake a wrap and then backhand into the slot pass
2026-05-05
yeye
· poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL
:3
i'd still drop the gloves with u in OTAs
casey ur a fun teammate
<3
gg slavvy
rawr
DRAW SHOT
UH OH
GG
u been pulled bud
outta the way on red
goalie u gotta get outta d
i hope u enjoyed my giddy jup into the boards
2026-05-05
:(
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i got poked as i was xfering to my backhadn
cuz theyre annoying
i turn that option off
y
2026-05-05
they gotta add the trapezoid
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petro turnover
how are we not uo