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🐱 Markstrom

SteamID64: 76561198054394000

Steam: Markstrom

Discord: Markstrom

♥ Donor · 39d

Steam profile ↗ Discord profile ↗ ⚠ Report player

Last seen on poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR · 7h ago

Goal Music

Song New Jersey Devils 2026 Goal Song

Horn None

Lifetime

All games on record

Skater

306

129

151

PTS

SOG

Extras

-28

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HITS

BLK

746

610

478

PASS

PIM

Honors

★

1st

2nd

3rd

GWG

Goalie

78.1%

SV%

1.798

GAA

4168

1435

STK

5340

1172

146

652

Recent ranked matches

When	Queue	Role	Result	Δ MMR	MMR after
2026-07-22	NA · 5v5	G	L	−21	979	→
2026-07-07	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→
2026-07-07	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→
2026-07-07	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→

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Servers where this player spends time

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 180 matches · last 5d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 150 matches · last 15h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY 112 matches · last 2026-07-08

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 72 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 33 matches · last 1d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 32 matches · last 3h ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 30 matches · last 22h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY 27 matches · last 2026-05-20

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 15 matches · last 3d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 4 matches · last 2026-07-05

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 4 matches · last 6d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 3d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 2026-07-08

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA 1 match · last 2026-07-05

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 1 match · last 2026-04-27

Match history

When	Server	Score	Result	Stats
7h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–2	L	SV: 12SV%: 75.0%
8h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–1	W	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
8h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–3	W	SV: 14SV%: 87.5%
8h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	5–6	W	A: 1PTS: 1+/-: -1TK: 5PASS: 3
9h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–4	W	SV: 13SV%: 100.0%
9h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	SV: 14SV%: 93.3%
9h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	SV: 14SV%: 93.3%
10h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–1	L	SV: 7SV%: 70.0%
10h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–3	L	SV: 1SV%: 33.3%
12h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–5	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
12h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
19h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	SV: 3SV%: 75.0%
19h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	6–1	W	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
19h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	L	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
20h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–0	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
20h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–2	W	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
20h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 76.9%
21h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 100.0%
21h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SV: 6SV%: 66.7%
21h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–2	W	SV: 12SV%: 85.7%
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	8–2	W	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	W	SV: 5SV%: 100.0%
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	W	—
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	SV%: 0.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–1	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	—
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–0	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	5–0	W	SV: 5SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 13SV%: 86.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–2	L	SV%: 0.0%★ 3rd Star
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–1	W	SV: 11SV%: 91.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–3	L	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–0	W	SV: 9SV%: 100.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	13–11	L	SOG: 2+/-: -2HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 22GV: 15PASS: 13
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	+/-: -1TK: 11GV: 14PASS: 6
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–0	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 4GV: 4PASS: 4
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	L	SV: 3SV%: 75.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	SV: 20SV%: 87.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	6–1	L	SV: 3SV%: 37.5%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–0	L	SV: 8SV%: 80.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	W	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SV%: 0.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–2	W	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	SV: 7SV%: 70.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–2	L	SV: 6SV%: 66.7%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–4	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%★ 3rd Star
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 4
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	5–6	L	+/-: -3BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 5PASS: 1
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–5	W	SV: 3SV%: 60.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–4	W	SV: 10SV%: 100.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	SV: 4SV%: 57.1%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–2	L	SV: 3SV%: 50.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–1	L	SV: 13SV%: 76.5%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 1+/-: +2TK: 10GV: 10PASS: 4★ 2nd Star
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	W	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–0	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	W	SV: 9SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	L	SV: 14SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–2	L	SV: 4SV%: 80.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–7	W	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	W	SV: 7SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	SV: 3SV%: 50.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	W	SV: 12SV%: 92.3%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–0	W	SV: 5SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–3	L	SV: 3SV%: 50.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	SV: 10SV%: 76.9%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 8SV%: 80.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	6–2	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–4	W	SV: 3SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	W	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%★ 3rd Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	SV: 4SV%: 80.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	W	SV: 12SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–4	L	SV: 7SV%: 63.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 92.9%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–0	W	SV: 3SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	5–0	W	SV: 8SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–4	L	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 2TK: 8GV: 6PASS: 4
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SV: 11SV%: 68.8%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	W	SV: 6SV%: 85.7%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	W	SV%: 0.0%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–1	W	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	5–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 64.3%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–0	L	SV: 5SV%: 55.6%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–0	L	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%

Showing the 100 most recent games. Lifetime totals above cover every game.

Chat history

7h ago 80th breakaway painal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

7h ago #59 crest : Sounds Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the workshop and restart your gam · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

7h ago mb wrong chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

*sips giant jar of hecow milk*

7h ago alright ill balance out the freebie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

./y ?

/votesetgoals red 1

joins, gives free goal, leaves

8h ago @28 :3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago darnell nurse ahhhh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago steam is all degen community · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

steam games have worst communities, at least league and shit has normies

8h ago lobby FULL of real ones (except @Crow) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

everyone drink their 1.5L of milk this morning?

8h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago ref likes me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

nearly 90% on 2ga, we take that

8h ago i didnt even get drafted, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

had no idea you did pphl

team?

respectable still

what's ur rsn @37

hellll yeah

goat

anyone here fw tim tams?

8h ago *drinks spacecow milk* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago it's not about if i should stick it, it's about iof I can stick it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

sometimes you gotta do it to em

/votesetgoals red 0

/vs

8h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

oilers legend @MikeSmith does it again

battle of alberta, more like battle of 60% damn

9h ago it happens buddy dont do that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago aint no reason to kick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I would argue that's less troll than what @96 has been doing lmao

9h ago ? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago ggs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna go poop fellas

SirGayBobrovsky would've saved that

pull @32

@32

got his ass @17

bro is cosplaying as a skater lmao

i'll show you furry @32

it's why I play it and get the zoomies and do flip

goalie is actualyl a braindead position, chat

9h ago that save went under appreciated @96 im glad u saw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago my tummy HURTS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago /y · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lmao

is that @markstrom in net, or @Bussi ?

I like girls with big fat hogs

9h ago im a wizard, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

ggs @oso

@bigdom taught me how to chud slide

that's my king

9h ago o well I take the .933 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

that was nonsense af

dont let it end like that

/votesetgoals red 1

skinnerrrrrrrrrr

9h ago just slow on that one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago posts for MVP this game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago that kick save is prob one of my faves I've made of all time · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

shi made me so giggly and joyous

you're the fella I did the dropkick save on last week

@halch

@bouzuki detected

9h ago /backpass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

beat out by a secondary assist smh

all those saves to not even get 3rd star

doing PUGs and shi

i miss when pipes would actually play pubs, he was fun to do SO against

9h ago net's down here @13 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago @36 lookin like carter hart chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

we deserve a shootout, chat

10h ago it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

and by hit, i mean get the heart pumpin

had to do it to em (myself)

10h ago big deflect pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vk 4

./raisenet blue 100ft

they had @MarkB locked up 23 and 1

10h ago @30 <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

10h ago it was a fat double ping · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

my posts are god tier

10h ago had the zoomies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

alright imma lock in, im warm

/vs

wtf lol

it has been more than 3 seconds, chat

10h ago these flips are getting clena · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

you'll see

i lied @17 is

bc you are gonna get a goal off my next pass

ium gonna kiss it

@4 watch ur head

beamed his ass

10h ago @62 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

could've just left the stick but you gotta dash, chat

i just be doin that sometimes

10h ago i put icyhot in my @MarkB once · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

rubbin my shi canola oil style

unreal

where's my apple?

10h ago :) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

thanks

? im still here

never asking anyone if they're a flames fan again

crazy

flames fan? @88

lemme warm my hands up

first one on, chat

yeah I have a reg but haven't touched it since I died

grinded out 93 crafting and they dipped

gim with my friends (they quit fr)

I killed 23 bloodvelds this morning, chat

10h ago @MarkB mind controlling mfs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

classic @MarkB !!!!

10h ago anyone else really cold and wet rn or just me? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

12h ago time fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

12h ago didn't even clench · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

not even close

12h ago go cats go, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

hellll yeah

12h ago just the tip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

12h ago very common calgary flames hero appearance · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i just roke up

my legs don't work chat im too tired

a true painer

unreal

@48 my king

12h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

12h ago it can't be THAT important · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it's really not letting people join bc of the sounds mod now eh

19h ago spawned in upside down chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

19h ago foop cartwheel time buddy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 48

got his ass, chat

foop? more like POOP

actual big grats man

19h ago im 13 you sicko · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 49

@49 scores on me I'll give someone a $19 fortnite card tn

19h ago scramble broken as hell anyways · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

happens

team's stacked

19h ago i aint sitting there locked in when it's this stacked · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's like 4-0 with 2 sog

19h ago assist counts · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dw guys, from my experience that means he's gonna own goal in a minute

19h ago haven't had a drop of water in 4 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I haven't had food in like 8 years

is your mom single? @48

maybe one cartwheel

locked in for the love of the game

no 800 ft outta my crease

no cartwheels, no flips, no floppin around

promise.

im locked in fella

lmaooo im so sorry

@16

/vs

19h ago /vk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i'll vote yes to that

lmaoooo

19h ago too much momentum and speed!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

having too much fun chat

off btw

20h ago lemme just skate it up a bit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

cmon bruh

rules are rules, chat!

lmao

20h ago lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

<--- apple printer

Marky apple, many such cases

20h ago essir · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it doesn't happen fellas

anyone scores a michigan on me i'll paypal u $20

20h ago pass me the puck ill get us a whistle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- certified squirter

/vs

/vk

20h ago 1 more · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

o shit communist is here

im headed to bed too, tired as a mf

gn fella

/vk

i have schizophrenia and dont take my meds

i swatted my grandma bc she didnt give me $200

/vk

meth

drunk and washe

but here I am

I should've been a D2 ponce goalie

20h ago hpainw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

not that one

nvm

watch ts

hell yeah

I wish mercury was still in retrograde

20h ago "totally not slop" youtube product · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

but yeah moglogs are some fitness influencers

20h ago seems like such an easy homerun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

respectable

it's a delicious meaty snack, with lots of protein to get me through the day

mogged.shop

<--- currently eating my 4th moglog of the day

20h ago way too hard · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20h ago just like real hockey, sometimes you just gotta accept that shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it happens

@49 hughes

deflection city

ggs fella

and sore

my dih red

wont be the first time, wont be the last

i needed to pee 3 hours ago but dont wanna lose my goalie spot

work on that urine retention @95

you're not wrong

sometimes it's like that, most times it's like that

20h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20h ago press p · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20h ago where's my apple? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that was a trip

we slow mo gaming or what

20h ago i wanna see two men kiss each other · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

team kinda stacked

/vs

21h ago @Markstrom assist, many such cases · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago got abducted by @18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay if that one went in it was gint, chat

sometimes game just crashes

big gz

21h ago carolina ahh goal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no thanks fellas

spent my allowance on the amongus battle pass

21h ago gonna throw myself into the glass full force · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago my fingies are cold, chat! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago he's my handsome autistic king · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

crease of my ass

im like a little creepy crab in the crease tn

/vs

luv u

21h ago it's okay I'm due to give up a silly one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

from outside of the zone, that's a hurtful one

21h ago he did it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sit @HutsonforNorris

21h ago focus more on kissing me *mwah* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago @18 COAST : Sounds Mod is out of date (THIS UPDATE IS VERY IMPORTANT). Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in t · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

#92 SRG : Sounds Mod is out of date (THIS UPDATE IS VERY IMPORTANT). Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the

21h ago had to clip that, about 40% sure I stick poked it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

thought I had time, accidentally double goalied u

i trolled u im sorry

i accidentally p'd

ayo

look at this rq @48

gotta keep you off just incase a beamer comes in

21h ago kissing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/votesetgoals red 300

still in it chat!!!

some insane goals this game @blue

BOOOO THIS MAN!

swimmin on them pucks fr

21h ago as long as you're having fun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

huge save there @88 gave us a chance to fight for it

21h ago 5v5 includes goalie, so 4 skaters + goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago just a nasty shot, damn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you side dash super fast and do jump / dive, you can do a barrel roll @48a

actualyl impressive to get good at those though, respectable

all my homies hate faceoff goals being so easy

not as much anymore

diving is good for reaching for puck too if you stam out

jump and dive same time

lmao true imma get bored and do flips

not giving up any silly goals this game @18

god bless u

big save btw @80

21h ago lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

we vs or nah

/vs

/ff

stick down = pain

22h ago won't do it again · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

got caught being silly chat

22h ago Spooky one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

j for brainwormws

/vs

22h ago shouldn't have told him to join :cry: · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago ur save % · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

.833 before giving one up is super respectable, king @Foop

22h ago <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

spot on blue, no?

@11 you playing?

@18 you playing?

idk letters i guess

LD, he said I'm good :')

22h ago thank you though @48 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

when I' m not bored

sometimes

22h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

lmaoooo

22h ago what a demon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago 5v5 includes goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@48 it's bc its limited to 4 skaters per team

22h ago wym · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you wanna play with him he's gonna do same thing even if we vs

/vk

sit in net, only thing u gotta do to not get kicked

ur trolling

/vk

if we don't vk fellas idk

/vk 74

22h ago why vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

was busy reading who left mb

22h ago is this what I look like? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what are these goalies tn?

/votesetgoals red 0

/vk 74

22h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago was hoping I could make a save instead of watching ted get railed on loop · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago keep trying, king · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you'll get one soon @ted

22h ago practicing restraint, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago bored gaming · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whoops

my pass out accidentally beamed soemone and kept it in

gotta put one on net @30

23h ago ted on sum shit tn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@30 so handsome

23h ago Marky x Ilya fanfiction lives rent free in my head · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shoot on me :love:

23h ago tom brady'd that shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Marky apple, many such cases

23h ago wasn't even close · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

helll yeah

we doin it big

23h ago im locked eh? @30 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

never been more bored @30

23h ago I like doin flips, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago hella · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago ./votekill 47 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago you should give me your goalie spot <33333 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

I be straight rubbin @pigeon down with goats milk

1d ago 10 mins before a sog is crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lulled me to sleep and then launched a beam

1d ago *honk shoo* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago it was offside anyways · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago well sneeded · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago everyone drink enough water today? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago everyone here eat enough fiber today? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago gn fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna go play games with my fwens

I'm an absolute sniper

if they worry about their rank they should just score more goals

it was pain

last time I played pugs my team served it up to the opponents in front of my net 3x in a row

1d ago I do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I was so locked in that last game

see I was locked in then the server shutdown

1d ago can't do that @13 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago classic @Jinping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago ban @MarkB and I'll give you $30 etransfer rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

in the mail

ill paypal u $30

ban @MarkB please

1d ago beaming shit at my head for 5 mins str8 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@oomtm had me in the hyperbolic time chamber

/vs

1d ago it's just who I am baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@MarkB is my father

:MilkB:

1d ago /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago that was so sad :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

sad

1d ago YOU JUST GOT ROBBED BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i smelled it

sniffin on em

Puckistani Sniffer in the chat!

crazy u both switched up on me @88 @4

/vs

im gonna lock in

alright last one chat

/vs

1d ago @24 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

dinked his ass

1d ago I would hit bone with a rock · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i think i need to take my meds

just the placement feels wonky

idk why my stick feels off, chat

gotta do it to em

1d ago YOU JUST GOT ROBBED BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago better than devils defense (UNC tryna michi me) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago i be rubbin soy sauce on my thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@MarkB is my dad (circumcised)

/vs

thanks dad

/vs

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPOHRENIC (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

1d ago not even close, baybiiiiiii · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago OFF @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

CRYPTOGOONER

1d ago THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID @3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

IMAGINE HITTING AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC

1d ago even though you own goaled · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@Rhubarb is a banger name

1d ago I'm in a tiny little cage forced to make saves for food!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I'm locked!!!

not even close, chat!

1d ago off btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

confirmed

goalie sticks are broken

😭

like really secretly

camstola is secretly good at the gam

expansion kiss me

/vs

1d ago off btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago @MarkB is a canucks fan · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

literally went through

my stick is bugged

stick went through it chat idk

1d ago idk how that happened chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it wedged under my stick

uhhhh

FLAMES LEGEND @JEROMEIGUANA

cmon bruh

mfs made me work

damn @UNC @SwissCheeze

1d ago *milks markb* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago i heard stick save noise, idk what happened · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

@MarkB gets it

/vs

I be milking my girly little bean

/vs

i love my team

good job fellas

/vs

1d ago thanks puup · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

no more out of bounds please

next time, it's a penalty @red

can't do that @red

1d ago but done · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

friends on ponce website is crazy

1d ago exo mix? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

is that a thing

unreal

friend request on ponce?

1d ago roblox hockey :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

broken ahh game

GOAT

lmaooo

@31

Hey @UNC , body these fools :cool:

1d ago forgot about starting with half stam, alkmost pooped · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@63 GOATED

I BE DRINKIN CAMEL MILK

CUPMA

1d ago /vk 33 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

whatever dude

anyone else watching minions rn?

1d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

it's okay im warm and wet now

/vs

/ff

1d ago pls @UNC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

my team hates me

just bc redloon shutting u out

aint no way you did that @UNC

1d ago *puts finger in the knart* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

IT'S THE KNART

1d ago valid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@4 ?

1d ago we stick those, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@MarkB here for his weekly goal

FROOOOOOGGGGGGGGG

THIS IS THE CRAZY

/vs

<-- unmedicated schizophrenic

should've went for goalie goal whooops

1d ago @Markstrom saves that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago that's my UNC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago yall smokin rocks tn or what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

swissss

UNC

2d ago wtf is my stick brother · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago got his ass lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago you get on D buddy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5 sog no goal

2d ago i just bite off more than i can chew, and i chew it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago im on d now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wasn't looking I just spawned in and skated

red >

that mf cost like 2500 pesos, chat

GONNA AIR FRY MY NUT

gonna air fry my nut

my ninja air fryer just pulled up, chat

2d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I made him a custom mask, chat

I'm FNC backup goalie

2d ago /vk 67 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago 8 is crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

can't do that @27

2d ago it's okay my bf fnc will join · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i shouldnt do that

o i scared him away mb chat

/vk 27

shoot this mf dead in the streets for stacking 4v2

Need stamina!

2d ago more like *mwah* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@pieck

2d ago ttyl fellas, gonna do meal prep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ayo what the 16 doing

over corrected*

think they over-compensated on that delay of game / deflection nonsense

2d ago had to try to recover wasnt expecting a swarm to follow up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wowzers, this markstrom guy FUCKS

off the stick and then the tuck to stop the own goal

2d ago birbo cooks too hard so I can only chirp when he completely whiffs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago got his ass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

only need the one apaprently

put one on goal

net's over here @13

2d ago classic birbo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago you filthy mf · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that block into the insta retake was clean

dome on this boy

im the hardest part

good lift on it, chat

clean ass michigan attempt though

net's over here mate

my tummy HURDIN

2d ago someone do a welfare check on StenZ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmaooooo

lmaoooo he's actually pressed

unreal

0.500

your team beat pipes

me to my wife

mega autism

currently rank 24 goalie on ponce, chat

actual banger

had to stand up to bonk it with my head, chat

how tall is everyone?

wearing my Marky "Jersey" Jersey

I'm currently wearing my edmonton oilers g-string

they also have devils goal song if you donate @63

2d ago birbo triggered · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

look at that, first pass of the game = goal

yall gotta pass chat

2d ago w hacjk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago can't do that @32 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago hi bussi lips · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@Galch so handsome

any milk drinkers in the chat?

3d ago it's for the shorty luck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my bad, chap

1 more

3d ago they're putting chemicals in the water to make the forwards gay · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

3d ago wrong colored stick whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THOUGHT I WAS RED MB CHAT

3d ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

3d ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't touch da puck chat

3d ago wtf is my movement rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay it was off

ts fun as hell chat

3d ago bro just jumpin at pucks for fun chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago why didn't you do that earlier · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

? @12

3d ago its for good luck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sit @63

3d ago I'm open @13 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pass me the puck, chat

dw I'll delay of game soon as I can touch the puckj

turns out @28 was the problem all along

😭

3d ago 😭 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

😭

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/ff

my shit transformed about 5 times in that corner it was making me motion sick

3d ago i be whispering bad things about yall to @63 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/w BRATTER ts a real toilet game

3d ago come be my friend, everyone · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago sit @7 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@63 @28 and @13 have wet mouths

3d ago my minimap icon colors were all wrong it was confusing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago im like 1k dry on my synapse · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

@Steele too? we locked chat

/vs

both looking handsome as ever

gz @Bratter

@Communist !

3d ago lock in @12 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago tell em, yesper · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago absolutely assassinated by Luke · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Daws gonna get the Luke Hughes treatment

3d ago scrubs begging for Daws bc he gets babysat every time he got played · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if they trade Allen they're scumbags, he signed such a nice contract

trading him for a mouthful of piss probably

@BRATTER detected

3d ago i just be out swimmin around bored af · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat im far too bored to play this lmao

3d ago hh ???? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

GOTA GET BACK ON DEFENSE @84

3d ago ts BORING AS HELLLLLLLL · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago you rotten freak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago me when the voices start putting pucks on net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i didnt think he was real!!!

O tjpigjt @18 was in my imagination

3d ago nobody gonna tell me what to do!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

throwing up my meds after that one!!!!

3d ago i lock in now chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

whoops

oh that was 3rd

/vs

let me take my meds

stop im not positioning properly anymore

3d ago pass was throbbin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2hard, chat

3d ago ........ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago alright ur blacklisted for saying LMAO · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lemme get an invite, chat

what division is hounds, chat?

@justin got a wet mouth

sometimes the poop falls outta the ass

my hole

3d ago whoops · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

3d ago HE'S GRIPPY · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago shut up schizo lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

watch this

it's not that deep chat

i almost made it even with you body blocking but yeah

watch this

I was though

gint op

3d ago sit @9 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago dry mouth lutty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat

@LUTTY got that wet mouth

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

only in 3rd period though

when you're down and skate so far out, it turns you into a skater

3d ago do you not know about pulling goalie? @18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rude, im tryna dance with the puck rn

@gad is a demon

okay that makes sense

I swear he's good

this @jxcks guy really struggles, chat

3d ago definitely no, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

where is icing

waht is icing mean

3d ago yall gotta shoot, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago never, no forwards or dmen in q · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago @ilya creamrokin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/ff

3d ago @ilyasorokin <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago @18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

press p

3d ago gad 2 cracked for me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago skinner fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago obummmna · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago always gotta be this homosexual rigamarole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you want me to get you from the back? @justin

you get that @cowboard oiled up, chat?

3d ago who up milkin they @pidge ? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

3d ago /vk 98 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

bro is literally afk on 300 ping

/vk 98

3d ago o he's 300 ping · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

3d ago what the heeeeeeeelllllll · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

.143 ?????

just like that they in it chat

3d ago on god i would greease u if u was over here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

who up oilin they @TOMWILSON

4d ago gg fellas gonna go poop and watch a movie! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago it's okay I' m practicing poop retention · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I need to poop @everyone

4d ago @Pieck ? More like @Mwah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago server does feel a tad off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

got distracted chat

4d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

4d ago #5 oooo : Sounds Mod is out of date (THIS UPDATE IS VERY IMPORTANT). Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago ts kinda laggy, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago he greased my 5hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago staff needed to know if they could give a prn or not · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

yessirrr

4d ago mb chat, work call g2g · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago I look like Mike Israetel · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

14, 10.5 if i trim my nails

just curious :)

what size shoes? @33

4d ago i be straight pinchin the tip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna give up the worst goal you've ever seen today

scrubbin my hole, polishin that mf 5hole

the young creamers

swisss, uncccc

4d ago gonna go make food have fun fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

getting packed up 3v4 pain

4d ago off @red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I like to live dangerously

now imagine how I feel when I do it and don't even have to sit

right?

sit @2

4d ago 4v2 eh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago not sure why · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

couldn't control my character whoops

4d ago 9 saves before I give one up, we take that chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago didnt realize both goalies were leaving lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

ayo i wasn't even in net

/vs

4d ago banger song though, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

horrible

yuck

jesus

5d ago ggs, I need to make food and do laundry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr i gotta go fellas, have fun

5d ago try that again, pass it over · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@88 michi and I'll buy you a 20 pack of nuggs buddy

5d ago classic @bussy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago nasty @92 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago we can tell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

net's down here mate @9

5d ago :apple: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago don't let them take possession fellas, I'm doing laps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago who was that lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago idk svity but maybe im a scrub · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mixt bouncer snoop and laine? unreal

tbh this team is stacked af, and if you dont know that ur buns

if you jump it raises limit of high stick

high stick counts based on ur body

kind of giga unlucky, but yeah

swimmin, how u been big fella

trash talking bc he got sniped in roblox hockey, lfg chat

stretch em, @Lando

should've had a shutout @9

must be how marky really feels rn

missin bratter and grinch rn, chat

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

sit @93

5d ago wasn't ready for the pass back so I just flung · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago da grinch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

is that known goat @BOUNCER ???/

5d ago sit @63 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good call ref

5d ago net's down here mate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if i was double goalie from the start I like to think it would've been OT :')

5d ago can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago we got fleabane mantha, easy W · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alright we locked in chat

/vs

/vw

/vs

5d ago banger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ragdoll glove when?

real though

/ff

didn't mean to pull, made me tweak

well that's pain

5d ago panthers away jerseys vs devils alternate jerseys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i griefed myself

blue is red and red is black

idk waht color the teams even are I got them set to random shit

@BRATTER bangs

it's oaky king

/votesetgoals blue 0

/setgoals blue 0

5d ago we run it back @27 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

5d ago pls don't int me in my crease, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

5d ago gonna go fix my cosmetics and shi, gl fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago was turning on discord stream, just to hear shit trombone sounds · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat

5d ago I'm an unmedicated schizophrenic · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lmaoo

friend telling me about some trombone champ game

almost gooped it

oh I was not lmao

certified ponce celebrity @Cheechoo

5d ago I'm open! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Pass me the puck, chat!

I'm open!

Need stamina!

5d ago @2 IS OFF HIS MEDS AS WELL · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gl @69

5d ago bends ur stick into a noodle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my aura is too crazy

5d ago lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago I do that all game @23 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat im bored as hell, i gotta go do something more engaging

5d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago had to do laps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

should've already been on post

whoops

5d ago such a handsome goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

gg big fella @6

close one, chat

5d ago /w fnc feels like they dont even know where they wanna shoot so every save is a coinflip lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago it was a banger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

posted in ponce media if you wanna see

dashed over and fell back, drop kicked the mf

made the weirdest I ever saw the other night @6

wyd

5d ago dangly wobbly glove would be nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

real

pretty much gloved that mf

5d ago real · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ruh roh

gotta rvh those @6

5d ago we stick those all day chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!!

5d ago unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

how have none of these counted as saves on the stats?

5d ago thoughts and prayers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago @49 was born to gint · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@red stop gooning

5d ago Sit @12 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ONE MORE TIME WE GONNA CELEBRATE OH YEAH ALRIGHT DONT STOP THE DANCIN

im scared chat

my ear is ringing

@43 swinging his arms on offense

nasty 1t from a mile out

"caffeine"

@6 how do you stay locked in and not just skate in circles?

5d ago all about baiting the high sticks · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Tom "Norwood" Wilson

@red **

@baldpeople

kind of like 50/50 you know?

not a bad boy but not as good boy

my feet are cold @everyone

5d ago ah he left · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

inhale my exhaust @Frankel

/vs

i love u @crabbykiwi

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!!

5d ago off my meds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

bc im insane

5d ago these @Coskey passes are crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

full black latex

true @69

they look grewat @49

<--- made custom mask skins of markys white devils mask, and his old panthers mask

<--- unmedicated schizophrenic!

@47

@markstrom

5d ago thoughts and prayers @31 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago I am a seth jarvis enjoyer, sadly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago yowza · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

nhl team

yo who's your team @fnc

5d ago fnc = fortnite battle pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

fort nite card

5d ago fuggin new chud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@fnc :3

even if it went in ur ginting and trolling ur team

that's gint btw @coskey

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

5d ago otherwise you are getting fucked by awkward physics and then penalized for it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

for hooking to be a penalty there has to be a benefit for the player who is hooking

5d ago hits should drain stamina of whoever got hit, all im sayin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago gotta keep it close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

doin a lil trolling, chat

5d ago thank you @31 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yessirrrr

same (called in tummy hurdin)

how you doin big fella @TOMWILSON

5d ago now we see everyone who was having fun bullying absolute scrubs quitting bc they can't touch puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago you gotta shoot there, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

/vk

5d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

thank god he left

5d ago what we lack in SOG we make up for in penalty minutes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago you might get very bored @36 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago willy wonka ass lobbya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

this lobby kinda fried, chat

5d ago didn't turn hard enough, pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago thank god my king @CrabbyKiwi is here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago there's cherry picking then there's doing circles offsides · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb got distracted

was busy wondering wtf @45 is doing

5d ago rather than a bunch of goals from 2v1's or 2v2s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

we have an actual game now, chat

/vs

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

sounding like a honda fit horn

what is that horn

5d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago thoughts and prayers @99 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago game trolled me, spawned as skater with goalie movements · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

WHAT

6d ago Panthers legend Jacob @Markstrom is on it, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago off my stick, sadge · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago net's down here mate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago yooo @Bratter · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

that's crazy

no disrespect but how did they give you 5 goals? @10

got his ass

have you tried pressing p for pstick controls

6d ago hat trick speedrun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago ggs fellas! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago i blame deezer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

damn maybe blue was buns, mb chat

6d ago off btw @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago fat fingered the left click whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago red vibes are through the roof · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i dont think it's a scramble thing, i think blue vibes are down

6d ago unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the same guys spamming for scramble stayed on the same team

/vs

it glitches half the spots

scramble doesn't work

6d ago if ur getting gapped that hard by galch i'd just leave, chat!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

scramble is broken anyways

6d ago my balls warm as hell rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm an unmedicated schizophrenic!!! (dont tell my parole officer!!!)

6d ago TABARNAK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

get him while he's dead chat!!!

/help

/commands

/votepenalty 24

6d ago thought I was way further right than I was whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i can't c for the life of me chat

6d ago real · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago goalie sens · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago i got u, bussy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you can have my g spot, @50

/vs

shouldnt have shot it, chat

offside into the icing into the goal, pain

/vs

off btw

passing to the hallucinations

im hallucinating teammates

6d ago puck is full of phobics · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

real

6d ago @starlight taught me how to chud slide · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

its okay u dont get penalty anyways

6d ago @50 with the fattest save of the game so far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/sc y

6d ago banger @25 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago gonna smoke crack tonight · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

stayed up til 1 last night gambling and making custom mask .pngs

6d ago the one who taught me to chud slide · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yurrrrrrr my goat

6d ago gg fellas gonna go make food · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago robbed his ass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago tom brady ahh pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago didn't realize @NathanGerbe was like that, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago pressed p to see what was going on, that was wild · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sorry pressed p to see what was going on, that's wild

/vs

yeah this lobby cooked chat

shit is so bugged

wait what

6d ago my hole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

saw I had time to dash but didn't have stam

stammed out lmao

6d ago poocine, my goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago 4v2 is pretty cringe · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago no matter whos' on the team · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

maybe red is just cursed

6d ago we cooked chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

except aj and bob

just swapped everyone basically

/sc y

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@39 in net it'll be more even now chat

/vs

./ff

MAYBE IT IS A CRAZY ONE, CHAT

2 hard mb chat just woke up

6d ago /sc y · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

but /sc y

i really don't feel like the teams are that stacked, just really unlucky ig

/sc y

@Birbo farming apples

6d ago @Birbo detected · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago gn fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i should sleep or the ketamine man will get me

6d ago tried to do a silly bc what the hell lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago do I get a cinnamon raisin bagel with light cream cheese before bed fellas? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago for POWWWWWWWWWWW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

more like need a fuckin P

6d ago ill be waiting chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago crazy it was like 6 shots to 0 and they joined red :cry: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i rely on it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

aggro tending throws people off sometimes

why i do it @69

almost gave up a free goal bc i was busy thinking about corn

we can do individual kernels because cobs vary in size

how many pieces of corn can you eat per day before it becomes unhealthy?

6d ago he slapped that shit outta your hand lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

uh oh

/vs

keep it up and i'm not gonna take my meds tomorrow either

/vs

6d ago YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago come here chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i got u king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vk 75

ban him @27 he's sabotaging you

close one @84

I'm gonna center myself

ponce I want a bbw latina emoji

6d ago dw guys I'll keep him here as lojng as i can · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago gonna have to switch teams, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

you're banning you @33

cya bear

I vote ban bear

im a sculpin enjoyer

im tryin chat

6d ago unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

bro kidnapped me and i didnt even get a save out of it

6d ago what's a ponce? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

6d ago *picks Bear up and starts swinging him around in my crease* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Bear <3

6d ago Apple @Marky RP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and by hit, i mean i punch myself real hard in the stomach each time i give up a goal

I'm also taking a hit every goal

6d ago im a nerd with ZERO skills, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hellllllll nah

did markys white devils mask and a shitty generic florida one

it's real cool

I wish you could all see my mask I made, chat

come here chat

6d ago *does* AJ rule?a · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago thoughts and prayers @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i hear music and it's scaring me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i got to hear the devils goal song tn that's enough of a W for me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

gn king

/vs

6d ago @krog goin hard · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that's not a good sign

<--- points leader for @blue

2026-07-18 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 if I just shifted instead of standing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sometimes it's like that, almost had the save

2026-07-18 alright we have a game chat, im gonna lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mead confirmed toe sucka

yall wash your feet in the shower?a

2026-07-18 it's one of my fave things to do @12 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was gonna go hit the afk

having some fun ts boring

hobblin around

2026-07-18 Thongs??? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 quick everyone angrily blame @19 for the offsides · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

big assist from @19

there's a diff

you don't need to, you want to

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 it was like at the heel of my stick too i didn't even launch it hard · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my stick is crazy

what

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im washed

if you get a sog it's going in

2026-07-18 @23 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lock in @31

Pucks on net Type Xi

@38 is on one today

2026-07-18 Kiwi with the skin on? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

smoke my nuts next @12

2026-07-18 thank you king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my tummy hurdin, chat

these shots got me dizzy

2026-07-18 pass a lil 2 hard put u in a poop spot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

ggs birdman

2026-07-18 @MarkB is a real 1 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vk

can't do that @blue

can't do that @23

alr ref

2026-07-18 NateMack moment · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

accidentally dashed out the way lmao

fingers too heavy

sometimes I do the right thing on those passes

i mean it was a good pass and good shot but my stick was literally on his stick

2026-07-18 you drink your 1.5L of milk this morning? @MarkB · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 @personman is insane!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 the bangladesh snipers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@MarkB said if I give him $20 he'll get me a spot on his pphl team!

2026-07-18 please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hit me birbo

you got this, you get a goal today

just make sure u dont pass the blue line until the puck does

it's okay king

many such cases

off @48

@Birbo chanced me twice there, very dangerous man

2026-07-18 caught @MarkB asking people to save him a drwa of their cigs down at the circlek the other day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 known PPHL demon @Birbo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 @markb wouldnt be here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

if people got trolled for being bad

i've been worst goalie in 90% of my games

i learned most of my time on these servers, just knowing rules is all you need

not really an issue of skill but just knowing rules

just try to learn the rules and you're chillina

2026-07-18 <--- unmedicated schizophrenic (don't tell my parole officer!!!!) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 bring it back down here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

get that outta here

2026-07-18 a · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@NATEMAC does tha

what a king

off da handle

what a goat

damn

wasn't on net but man was that a gross lil save

2026-07-18 that was deflection @red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

*fingers @MarkB*

/vk

2026-07-18 homerun birbo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

forgot to hold space on my slide sorry guys

2026-07-18 ayo @red since when do yall go so hard on D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/ff

had a little elevation but it bonked my stink

2026-07-18 everyone left my ass :cry: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vk

yeah I'm not locked at all lmao

can't dive backwards, i trolled

2026-07-18 nobody ever expects to have an open net there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 good for hugging posts and moving fast but I be doin troll shit w it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

e q as goalie, one leg up, oen leg down

it's too fun

I've been in a slump ever since they introduced RVH

is that PPHL legend @JeromeIguana ????

2026-07-18 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 i mean from me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

no sillies

alright im locked chat

/vs

smashing pumpkins >

tony twisted his shi\

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 nasty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I think chi red might be cursed

2026-07-18 montreal ass goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

what the heeellll

nice 1

./raisenet blue 100ft

2026-07-18 sit @44 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/backpass

gg fellas

2026-07-18 <-- officially a panthers fan, chat :- ) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

not against me at least

@MarkB doesn't score there

2026-07-18 Flames legend, Oilers dad, heart of Canada, Jerome Iguana · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 JeromeIguana > · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 SHOOOOT @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

runnin laps, real ass mf

i see u @Muffin

2026-07-18 off btw @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im slow chat, skating has my brain fried

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

quiet ass shootout

get this one pellikka, i wanna shoot again

2026-07-18 I'm basically @MarkB · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

that's progress, chat

yk at least I can hit posts now

yuck

bro this puck is light as a mf

2026-07-18 pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@1 come on bruh

2026-07-18 GG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 did not mean to pull myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 everyone else drink their 1.5L of milk this morning? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 forgot to extend slide, had no chance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 imma hop out too, shi stacked · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs man

2026-07-18 2 good saves into pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 thinking about moving to NL and joining the coast guard chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah bound to warm up

zabrid kind of cracked chat

damn

can't even enjoy nature in ns its crazy

ns blows for ticks rn

was finding those mfs in my car for weeks it was horrible

got to my car and had like 6 ticks on me

went on a hike a while back, like 3 day trip

ticks are the bane of my existence brother

2026-07-18 it's alright, kind of just miss home, summers are horrifically hot and gross, winters are lame · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 my people fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's so sick @SwissCheeze

2026-07-18 sackvegas ahh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's sick though, growing up in nunavut must have been interesting

one of us @48

wolfville

what part?

grew upo in labrador, live in ns

helll yeah, my inuit brother??????

where you from? @48

2026-07-18 idk who made that save but thank you fella · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

almost cried, huge save

i didn't see third guy on my map so I passed it right to him

2026-07-18 you know how produce gives you diarrhea now · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i think i ate the kiwi that gives you diarrhea

2026-07-18 you're kind of the premier goat @19 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

come on @50

sit @19

2026-07-18 banger name tbh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mb was reading

what league is hitmen? @19

/vs

you just got shutout by an unmedicated schizophrenic :cool:

2026-07-18 i give up freebies all day · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3 mins for 1 goal is easy

2026-07-18 come here friends! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 gooner @84 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 can't do that @red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 aint even clenched · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

RUH ROH

2026-07-18 /backpass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 refs owe you 1 @red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sit @64

sometimes i hit israeli state

shit gaping

i have the biggest 5hole i've ever seen

same

it happen

sometimes you accidentally life the pad and let it in

/vs

two people went to take c

2026-07-18 samurai ahh save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

slashed that mf puck out the air

2026-07-18 it's a hard life · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 dont touch my puck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

all I knoiw is pipes and grippy play together im p sure

idk who else on that mf

who's on ur team @33

i hope ts custom that sound crazy

my h ole

sorry chat i hit my mepsi bottle and almost spiulled it

pilk

that's what makes it good

i grab my empty 2l pepsi bottle and fill it most of the way up with whatever i want to drink

liter and a half is my usual for beverages

i start shaking and squealing uncontrollably

when i drink too much coffee it makes me really horny

I heard drinking coffee is bad for you

2026-07-18 my tummy HURDIN · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i drank a liter and a half of milk this morning chat

2026-07-18 kaboom kablow · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 get that puck away from me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-18 why 233 hours skater and still poopass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bc it's fun chat

reminds me of my ex

solid

had a kiwi with the skin on this morning

you know me, skater fr

my swiss sneezer

yurrr

2026-07-18 all about smackin the knart · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wortyh

2026-07-18 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 anyone else eating a kiwi with the skin on, today? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i just roke up

well knarted

gm chat

2026-07-17 team straight killin me rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

bro just be passin the puck to whoever

2026-07-17 mb chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was that not off?

2026-07-17 what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 8 breakaways and 3 afks · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

alr im out fellas ts boring as hell

2026-07-17 this is my chi ping · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

feel like this is chi not atl

my ping is lowered

2026-07-17 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

devils "you suck!" chant >>>>

devils goal song is bangin

i miss chip

2026-07-17 chip is so handsome · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

chip was there with me on day 1

<--- top 30 saves in ponce btw

if you guys shoot im giving up 8

i lied im drunk and have contacts in

id be standing on my head too if yall could shoot a puck on net

me talking about my tongue

yall gotta shoot da puck @blue

2026-07-17 never had mead, kingcobrajfs made them look delicious though · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

or are u all liberal sissies?

anyone else drinking a cider rn?

2026-07-17 I kissed fnc last night · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i kissed him before

fnc my goat

2026-07-17 long time no see, king!2 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hi chipper

2026-07-16 shot on me and then handed it off, toxic fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@3 is a double agent chat

2026-07-16 stammed out chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 ./raisenet blue 100ft · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 shoutout gaf for adding that 0.00-0.999 seconds · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

buzzer eater

2026-07-16 im bored, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 getting mangled like that 3v4 is pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4 chasing the puck is crazy

2026-07-16 someone wash this guy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

im assss

popping 2 zyns to lock in

anyone else drinking coke zero rn?

2026-07-16 didn't touch it, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 .889 chat herro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 hookin deez · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 my parole officer doesnt know i stopped taking my anti psychotic meds!!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 <-- unmedicated schizophrenic roommate of pphl legend @Houcine · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 net's over here mate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

not sure how i didnt get stick on it to launch it

packet loss probably

2026-07-16 actually a nasty poke there · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 if the police find out i dont take my meds i will go to jail!!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

<--- is supposed to take my meds twice a day but i dont take them ever

he was chillin

(performance of my life)

it's okay I'm warming up to get u with 94% again

(they're nice)

wait until you smell his feet

<--- unmedicated schizophrenic!!!

I'm retired (on disability)

im sorry @74 don't hit me please

houcine is a fuckin nerd

real

@26

my game crashed, chat

2026-07-16 *kisses scumbag* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 mhfhgfhgh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

slid right in there perfectly @AIC

2026-07-16 great value aoc be like · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 anyone else smell like maison margiela coffee break rn??? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-16 banger song @23 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

just skate out

*digging spitefully*

IS EVERYONE HYPE FOR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CLASSIC?

2026-07-16 i kiss you on the mouth · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i wopuldnt say no, but no worries

2026-07-16 alright gonna find a server, gl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

marky does it

15 save shutout, chat

backl to ur net @96

2026-07-16 @96 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I thought @96 was better than this

@96

2026-07-16 5v3 is crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

they're ashamed bc I farmed them

banger

classic chi move @4

2026-07-16 prime @Benson rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-16 <--- 12 save gamer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gotta say, 12 saves, im locked

black licorice that's salty

anyone fw salted licorice, chat?

2026-07-16 me im here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im the goalie, chat

2026-07-16 lights too bright @64 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pressure tending

2026-07-16 kinda cringe · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my stam carries over when it goalie swaps

2026-07-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-16 i turnt it down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

but i had to be an admin for this decade

they offered me 15 10 5 million

later king

/votesetgoals red 8

imma give up 30

shiiiii lemme get one, chat

what the hellllll

2026-07-15 gonna go play some gamez · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gg fellas

2026-07-15 my boy GRIPPY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 im biracial · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 I'm getting high off the crack smoke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

so they can get free goals

they're trying to bore us to sleep @6

rip harry

2026-07-15 that's how I gave up my goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

same

*grips*

MY BOY GRIPPY

2026-07-15 had to do something im bored as helllllll · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

almost had to fire 2 staff today chat

2026-07-15 net's down here mate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

shift tabbed in the middle of that almost frew up

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

tryin my best @74

2026-07-15 we're all teammates in the battle against capitalism · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

well passed, comrade

2026-07-15 im warm chat, you got no chance!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

should i scratch them?

my gums are itchy, chat

what was it

oomtm put my goal song I wanted in, so I gotta let him have a chance

first of the day chat

2026-07-15 <--- big round belly that Benson likes to lay on after a long hard day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

first of the day, then I got a fat 94% off yall

<--- never been scored on by @Houcine

what you gonna do about it?

im diggin it it rn

a lot

benson does that

the unkickable goat

/vk

2026-07-15 don't feel shame · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

only so much u can do when the goat is tracking the puck like that, fella

rubbin an rubbin on my yellow leg

hairy goat

he's so lockedf

2026-07-15 /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

fed my cats last night @28

no, me

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 be safe *mwah* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs chat

Peak Neverpo

getting the puck if u didnt dive on it

2026-07-15 imma take a nap fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 toxic ahh goal song chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i had to go to school for this decade

2026-07-15 gn fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goin straight to the beer fund

close one, just saved $20 on cat food this week

2026-07-15 benson tryna starve my cats · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 learned that one from babcok · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so we can see what kind of man he really is

@25 thinks we should look at @1 cellphone

2026-07-15 cowboard feeding the whole neighborhood tn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 funfact: bearbrovsky has never scored a goal on IAPL prospect @Markstrom · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1 more and i'll crack some wet food for them mid game

looks like dinner for lyric and melody tonight

2026-07-15 if blue wins, ill feed my cats · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

probably give me diarrhea im lactose intolerant

anyone ever had deep fried cream cheese?

2026-07-15 here come dat boi · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 i got like 3 lock in games in me maybe, then im fried · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i think im just too tired from earlier games

that's it, no food for lyric and melody today

/vk 39

2026-07-15 @1 and @28 are locked in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if someone scores on me tn I'm not feeding my cats for a week

fraser tryna kill me

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/backpass

should kick hasek

2026-07-15 thing flies if u touch it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

light as hell

forgot puck is like a balloon

2026-07-15 cyal ater chat, gonna smoke crack · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 sorry fellas, gotta go do a game rq · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 refs are pro zoinking · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

penalty there is crazy

./raisenet blue 100ft

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I have a crush on @PHL prospect @91 @Zoink

24 saves not as good as 1 goal, unreal game

gn fellas

can't let zoink have that W

doing it so you can win it, not @91

you freak

I lied

doin this for you @74

lmao

someone draft this kid!!!

2026-07-15 gonna be a long night chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

had to get the sillies out

from giving up 30 to .917

2026-07-15 im just warm now · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 lfg chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

took ou 2 of em

2026-07-15 just spinning out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shift tabbed lmaoooo

2026-07-15 l0l · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 don't let him sit there like that chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 gl chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr im warmed up

no 7 for u buddy i told u

battlin zoink

im out there solo fr

unreal

fanned on it

probably got worms

my savebot isnt working

I s2g zoink normally doesn't blow me out like this, probably somethin wrong

4 of the 6 don't count bc i was diggin

i cant smoke weed or my teeth get itchy and i get scared

was playing iapl combine, ts feels like crack compared to that shit

aint no way captaincheese is talking

you aint getting 7!!!

i can hold hi mat 6

2026-07-14 straight to the fat D, what a dom · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

o thank god

/vk

get his ass!!!

/vk 28

someone finger @91

imma blame it on 3v4

2026-07-14 start diggin in yo 'strom, twin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

joke?

D3 legend @48

2026-07-14 mb was playing with my ass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 pinky too weak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my shift didn't drop me whoopsies

wasn't even unlucky

wasn

I was on the puck the whole way across chat dw

net is over here @91

2026-07-14 what bad passes mb chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'll touch you

2026-07-14 gotta save those @39 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 i love u · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

*kisses unc*

what a goat

if you really loved milk you'd give me your goalie spot

any milk drinkers tn?

2026-07-14 brutal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 not sure why i spawned with 0 stam · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 double whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 o im a yummy yummy in ur tummy cummy drinkin gummy bear · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 sit and think for a min · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

had nobody down there to accept the pass

2026-07-14 o nobody there again · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

perfetti glendening at it again

you guys should let me play the puck instead of just running back to get on defense when it's not needed

2026-07-14 puck supposed to go in da net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

can't do that @red

faceoff machine

@91 is Luke Glendening in disguise

2026-07-14 91 for a bag of chips and future considerations · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

nasty

2026-07-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

shutout chat

2026-07-14 swap? @42 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

<-- scored a goal as skater today

2026-07-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 wtf lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 sit @36 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@91 <3

soft hits, chat

I miss when bedarded wasn't cranky 24/7

i gained a lot from lying about that tbh

thats a +_

it made me giggle

alt f4 is diff menu

got his ass

p for pstick settings

2026-07-14 lookin like tom brady rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 3 people just watching him is crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

wtf lol

2026-07-14 45 is standard · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

afk into the own goal

whack

can't do that @21

/vs

2026-07-14 ggs fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i went the wrong way

lmao

2026-07-14 lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you suck

best goal song in the game, chat

2026-07-14 never expect ur goalie to be a 200ft player · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 7 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 getting hit should zonk ur energys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my turn

exactly how he taught me to do it

watch, he'll make a crazy dive save on this next play

fnc taught me how to dive save

premier tier

no shame in that @3 me and @6 are both top tier goalies

2026-07-14 sit @6 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2 is a first for me as well @3

2026-07-14 IT'S HOW I HIT 95% · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

IM AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC

that pen was pretty messed up bc it was really me and a red player battling for puck that launched it

2026-07-14 marky calm and composed under pressure, as always chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ur steam id # kinda bangs

if I have a poop bucket, you have 2

@fnc you have more hours in this than me,s urely

I still need to poop, chat

scary ahh @red team

lmaoooo

just like that jumped from .66 to .875

2026-07-14 should've waited, was off anyways · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ouch

2026-07-14 mcknee · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 real · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

been that way for months

any hit that knocks goalie is insta call

its bc it was goalie

gotta play more ponce, chat

can't do that @17

2026-07-14 <--- stick on it btw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 how wasn't that icing, am i trolling · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 good d · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 im talking about phil and amadeus "zerosog" lombingi · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 gonna need some good players to get some banter goin this shit just whack · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the moves on this man

2026-07-14 ? I let in one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

still no save im gonna puek

2026-07-14 someone should put one on net so I can make a save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 yowza · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that guy asked to be goalie for both and he doin that shit

who tripped him?

I scored a goal today as skater :-)

@CrabbyKiwi <3

2026-07-14 give me sloppy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im back chat

2026-07-14 sorry work call, gotta go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whoops

2026-07-14 we tuck that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brain not good today chat

yeah I thought I was blue

lmao

I was wondering why it wasnt icing

o i forgot we were red

2026-07-14 hurry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i need to poop real bad, chat

2026-07-14 just wanted to hear devils goal song · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I tried chat, I'm not good

damn gg

2026-07-14 almost shit myself · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

slapped my water

whoops

lobby full of clutch shots so far

2026-07-14 @17 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 kappaaaaaaaa · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you got scored on by 15 hours skater btw

lucky bounce goal is cope

HEYYYYYYY

2026-07-14 can't do that @17 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 i barely tapped it i s2g · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 ggs fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

what better way to end the night

sometimes its like that

2026-07-14 then I gave up 69,000 more · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

reminder: my first goal I gave up was like 1 in a million :(

/votesetgoals blue 69420

wait set both to 69420 so we can have a good OT before I go sleep

/votesetgoals blue 67

no @YeshieSir

/votesetgoals red 69420

./votesetgoals color number

it sets goals to 2

type ./vk 4

/votesetgoals blue 2

/votebluegoals 2

/votegoals blue 2

2026-07-14 can ytou tbnk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

TABARNAK

2026-07-14 my dash didn't go, pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 actual nightmare fuel · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

most horrific freak goal I've ever given

/vs

I'll J to that youtube

gas leak in the crease

2026-07-14 you gotta dash to the side there @64 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 im crazy!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lookin like another shutout, chat!!!

2026-07-14 /vk 14 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vw

whoever isnt vk right now is trolling

/vk

/vw

@ProtasMyGoat taught me how to chud slide

MarkistaniSniper

/vk

/vw

2026-07-14 they getting held to 1/19 by me, aint a pro in here chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

we all bad

nobody pro in this lobby @14

2026-07-14 off @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 marky rp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

primary assist

2026-07-14 MarkB coached me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

.941 chat yippeeee

2026-07-14 markb shootiung at the net in chi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 solid 2 mins of hopping in my crease · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

just needed ts outta my zone

2026-07-14 my sens is cooked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i barely tapped that idk

2026-07-14 came in a lil hotter than i expected · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 Pieck is who I wish Nico Hischier was · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

big w

save into da post into da gint

2026-07-14 @58 is a 14m a year defenseman · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I'm frowed up

<3 @48

/vs

almost got SwissCheeze'd

anyone jealous?

made jalapeno havardi grilled cheese and had a beer today

>:(

2026-07-14 @77 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

good evening @48 @91 @33 @4 @58

we locked in, this lobby stacked

alr 1 for free is enough tn

gotta let them tie it up

what's up fellas

yurrr

2026-07-14 my 5hole is pulsing rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 pls stay outta my crease chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 bring it in fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr we locked in for the next 15 mins trust

/vs

2026-07-14 mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 sit @33 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 he's a goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

to believe I've been writing hateful things about bouncer in discord ever since I met him

2026-07-14 bring tage back im washed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dont look

i hurt his feelings chat, iwas joking

2026-07-14 marky double goalie was holding it down · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

get this guy outta here

2026-07-13 cmon bruh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 chi lobbys suck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-13 whoopsies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wrong way

2026-07-13 luv u all · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs chat gonna go play some silly games

2026-07-13 o 31 is here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i can double g :-)

clicks for dashes

stop space, shift crouch

i got no clue i do weirdo shit

2026-07-13 iced whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 one leg up one leg down · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whens last time u played g

q and e are rvh now

im wap

@Driver my goat tbh

YEEET

<--- sitting in a haworth soji chair, very comfy and ergonomic

2026-07-13 what does that mean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gonna order a burger from dairy queen to celebrate

got a $600 bonus today chat

gaf should add customizable masks fr

big rimmer

we stick those

2026-07-13 and I can do it, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's not about if i should or shouldn't put the stick on the puck, it's about doing it

had to do it to em

2026-07-13 ayo team killed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 <--- bigdom taught me how to chud slide · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 tad too hard idk why my sens cooked · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 that was messed up there was like 3 of them lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

damn 17 got ran down on and robbed of that puck

2026-07-13 pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

mb wasnt locked chat

2026-07-13 tried to send it more left · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 was looking at my phone so i didnt know if i had time to push puck or not mb fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 <--- #2's biggest fan · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 sit @69 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 bro got hit and woke up on the wrong side of the ice · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

actual mvp didn't even get a start, that pass was yuck

2026-07-13 can't even be mad that was a hell of a pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i trolled so hard

banger song tbh

2026-07-13 unreal pop up @69 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 o hell yeah spacecow on my team? I'm happy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 o that wasn't off, crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/ff

why didn't we ff

/ff

/vs

mb toxic

that mf sniped me too

unreal

god two ass cheek goalies in a row

2026-07-13 bro just be dashing left and right fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 wtf u doin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 brother just snipes my spot, smh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/ff

/vs

bro never played g in his life ig

/vs

/vw

2026-07-12 the knart is on the loose · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-12 gonna go find a lobby to warm up chat, have fun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-12 gonna bite u chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

zoink took the g spot, what a delinquent

2026-07-12 nice stick @19 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-12 I took a real big pee today, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-12 who up milkin they kermit? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 gn fellas! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

alright chat im goin sleep im too fried

2026-07-12 i think im too cooked chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

stop it chat

/vs

ouch

2026-07-12 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 paddy just choked homie out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Sorry chat watching ufc

PADDY DA GOAT

2026-07-12 BC IM HUGE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

YI SHRUNK THE NET

IM JUST BULKY

2026-07-12 ./raisenet red 100ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 im sick chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 5hole got me poor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

blame them for me not buying you a car

whose idea was it to make 5hole stretch like that? @oomtm

i bang my head, undo 5hole gape update

<3 whoev er added rvh

rvh >

2026-07-12 i was lookin at that mfs head wondering why nobody had the puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-12 we locked, not leaving crease · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

okay that was the jump button mb chat

im too drunk to play the puck chat, gl

2026-07-12 had to try it chat, they should've had one anyways · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 good call, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 Pipes goin through it tn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 *hugs puckistanisniper* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 anyone excited for me? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna make a jalapeno havardi grilled cheese tn chat

2026-07-11 alright im trolling mb chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

weeeee

2026-07-11 had to do it to em · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

accidentally shift tabbed, fingers too fat

whoops

2026-07-11 it's called trolling, we do a little trolling · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 didnt count as a save smh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 you like that lil tap? @86 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-11 supposed to let those in @4 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 @chromg the goat??? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

sorry I didn'tr know which team I was on

2026-07-11 that whole game was unfun!!! im outta here!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yowza

2026-07-11 the fall off is absurd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

tage used to be good chat idk

2026-07-11 about to get MARKYD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 @72 ? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sleepy head

get up @4

2026-07-11 heads up, if I have the puck, you don't need to come down chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 I would love tradeable skins · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

they should add loot crates and tradeable skins to puck

2026-07-11 instead I am playing iapl combine like a scrub · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I should've been a pphl goali

unreal, very handsome tall man

@MarkB what's ur shoe size again?

"lets not open up this crown of worms"

he has a crown of worms

little worm crown gamer

2026-07-11 10 mins of cherry pickingh for 1 sog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 ./setnetwidth blue 200ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

red is cooked

2026-07-11 never had a chance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nah bounce off the tummy

smh

idk my neighbor gives them to me

I like how my teeth are itchy when I take my medication

2026-07-11 is that how everyone shoots on CHI? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

GET HIM CHAT

/vk 81

2026-07-11 that's how u know chi is down bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

u gotta shoot those @4

long time no see buddy

protas

/vs

/ff

/vs

2026-07-11 @72 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 off @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 gotta stop puck to get save % up @DMG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 thoughts and prayers @92 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

o wow

SOG check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo

the skies are not safe, gi. they will napalm you tonight

gi, your helicopters fall from the sky, like broken birds

you cannot dig foxhole to hide in, gi joe, your bombers will find you

sweaty

what's poppin phillistine

yurrrrr

2026-07-11 alr i gotta go deal w work shit gl fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wasnt ready for double goalie mb

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 im dialed in, sure wish i had someone to tell me how to play rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 pls don't block me outta my crease, chat :-) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 how's that a pen? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 zero sog yappin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mb chat, discord popped up someone calling

2026-07-11 /w Frankel if one of us puts it on net, we should let it go in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 you cannot dig foxhole to hide in, gi joe. your bombers will find you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

YOUR HELICOPTERS FALL LIKE BROKEN BIRDS FROM THE SKY

2026-07-11 YOUR FORWARDS DO NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE DOWN HERE, GI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THE CREASE IS DANGEROUS, GI. THEY WILL NAPALM YOU TONIGHT

YOU HAVE LOST THIS WAR, GI. YOUR FORWARDS WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND

YOUR RICH FORWARDS GROW RICHER WHILE YOU DIE IN THE CREASE, GI

DEFECT GI, IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE A SINKING SHIP

THEY HAVE ORDERED YOU TO GET SCORED ON, GI, DO NOT TRUST THEM

2026-07-11 gotta thank my post · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR

YOUR FORWARDS HAVE ABANDONED YOU GI

2026-07-11 SHOULDVE HAD A MID DAY SQUARE @MAXSES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 NO NEED FOR LUNCH NOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YJUST POPPED A MID DAY SQUARE, CHAT

2026-07-11 bitta team work goes a long way chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 cya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 alr we good · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my nvidia overlay isn't working chat

2026-07-11 im tryna larp as brodeur, no trapezoid pls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hell nah

what kind of update chat

2026-07-11 think that puck came so fast I was having a stroke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my screen went blurry chat

sorry i only do gay ponce relationships

thats my wife

2026-07-11 someone came and stopped me from sliding · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay it was gint if it went in

2026-07-11 gotta get back on D there @49 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 banger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

literally just make the pngs in photoshop

sad I lost my custom marky masks I made, now I gotta remake them chat

2026-07-11 it's the extended dash · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lets see it

chudslide time @Brexy

not even clenched

tony da goat

any curtis joseph fans in the chat?

well showered

well sniped back @19

/vs

need at least 20 sog again this game @red

o he sniped

2026-07-11 .81 on 4 ga · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 SheepGuy? More like goat guy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 generational talent @27 coiming in hot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 <--- based marky enjoyer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

accidentally jumped instead of dive

rebound my keys since i had to reinstall

unreal

bro is dodging heat on roblox hockey by name changing lol

2026-07-11 oilers legend @MikeSmith · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

real

2026-07-11 2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

grow up

slurring in roblox hockey is crazy buddy

so why do we care that he's showertaker though

2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

on ur profile

it's on ponce buddy

ur chat history bud

2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

why did you tell sirgaybobrovsky you were showertaker then

showertaker is wash

lmao

o it is showertaker

/vs

check chat history on website duh

2026-07-11 more like a shaved ferrett · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 was a guy, she has a long skinny hog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- dating a beautiful trans woman

2026-07-11 unreal iq · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

imagine dropping slurs in roblox hockey though lmao

2026-07-11 my sens isnt even high · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 who would've thought some sweaty nerd with 1k+ hours drops slurs onlineeeeeeeeee · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 almost sticked it out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 YOUR FORWARDS DO NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE DOWN HERE, GI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THE CREASE IS DANGEROUS, GI. THEY WILL NAPALM U TONIGHT

2026-07-11 WHILE U DIE IN THE CREASE, GI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOUR RICH FORWARD GROW RICHER

YDO NOT TRUST THEM

THEY HAVE ORDERED YOU TO GIVE UP GOALS, GI

it's called trolling, we do a little trolling

funny

ordered them in the mail and let them loose in my apartment building

good, itchy as hell. i got fleas

g'day @48

YYOUR BOMBERS WILL FIND YOU

YYOU CANNOT DIG A FOXHOLE TO HIDE IN, GI

YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR GI

YOUR DEFENSEMAN HAVE ABANDONED YOU GI

/vs

THEY TRUSTED ME! LFG

should pull goalie, chat, trust me

2026-07-11 put it in your lil tummy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah, you gonna fit it all in your little belly? @TOMWILSOn

too much sauce, mb chat

2026-07-11 unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

coskey really doesnt wanna play w me

2026-07-11 name familiar · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brexy are u the other goalie who doesn't skate

team hates me

not a single compliment on them saves smh

it's a woman and puckistani sniper put her there

when i team chat it doesn't say team

yoww

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 dirty coochie chicken · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

they don't clean their shit ig because their chicken tastes like fish, genuinely makes me sick thinking about it

popeyes near me is disgusting

real

how was the bogo chicken sandies, @TOMWILSON

2026-07-11 wow it's ponce server legend @TOMWILSON · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-11 kind of crazy what is and isn't counting as saves rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 wha · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 YHOW TO FIX THIS DISGUSTINGLY BRIGHT ICE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-11 computa, explode this mans penar · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

may as well be north korea, chat

"You can't votekick an admin."

/vk 67

imma blame it on the puck being built more liek a ball now than ev er

thought i shot it gently but i guess not

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 ggs fellas, have a good night · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 why does @89 have that little peanut next to his nam · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

dw @42 I won't let you leave me

instead I dedicated all my time to learning how to sit here and get cucked

I wish I could skate

need that nj devils goal song, chat

tf is this song

crows are a top 5 fave animal of mine

they taste exactly how you'd expect, they are a foul bird that eats garbage

like crow

anyone ever ate crow meat before?

2026-07-11 I was expected a little slap at my pads · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

since when do you shoot like that

i feel happier now

well silenced

bob leponge

mb, sometimes I do that

@67 stop bro

yaaasss queen

watch this

charging is crazy, ponce servers soft as hell now

2026-07-11 mb chat I was doing loops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

tf did you do lmao

roughing is unreal

well blewed

/vs

win the game off this fat save

this is it chat

2026-07-11 /vk 36 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

no goals except @42

stick to the script fellas

I love a giant AI in my face while im tryna track the puck

SO is broken on a good day

real lmao

2026-07-11 read the script @42 ur supposed to hit that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

trust, chat

it's okay I was on net if the puck didn't go wide

sadly

2026-07-11 forgot we have the king of alberta, father of edmonton, Jerome Iguana · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 cool as a poocumber · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 team refuses to let me troll · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sad, i tried to give it to you guys

./raisenet red 100ft

2026-07-11 wtf lmao okay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

or is my shit bugged

wait is this game dead ass saying i made zero saves?

i would've passed it out further but i was scratching my nuds

2026-07-11 finally i can breathe, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 so sketchy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

how did that one go through my pads

2026-07-11 cats were fighting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

close one, i wasnt lookin chat

2026-07-11 unless it's side to side movement · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im not built to go fast

im scared

who tf is she

also wtf is this???

ts really is awful lmao why it look like that

2026-07-11 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

didnt realize i was double g

<--- dating puckistani sniper

this markstrom guy is INSANE!!!

2026-07-11 looking like a stomach · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

anyone else see some kind of organ at center ice?

2026-07-11 ty king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o thank god, they're gone

tell them to remove that shit immediately

I do not wanna see sticks on my minimap, chat

new puck physics every other day fella

real

this brightness seems fucky rn

2026-07-09 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

robbed me of my shutout

never taking a work c all again

should've been a shutout, chat.

2026-07-09 I scared them off, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 the gentlest pass chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 cmon bruh u gotta hit those · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 more like peen shot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 mb chat work call · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I need you to defend me :(

2026-07-09 @48 what the heellll man · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 damn swiss really abandoned me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 what's poppin unc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 gonna go make food fellas, have fun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 o we are lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 YEEET · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 yessir · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 :3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

how are my best friends doing tonight?

I'm going to the big leagues!!!!

certified gamer, this is it.

3-0 in my iapl combine games, chat

2026-07-09 this is it!!! a real iapl professional!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gonna go finish my 3rd iapl combine match fellas!!!

2026-07-09 p · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 that's me locked, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

think it's to fix the glitch that trolled the first shooter every time

2026-07-09 yurrr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 alright ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 40% of @81 hits are penalties · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 yeah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i know how boring it gets in those low shot games

making sure ur locked in

testing u fewlla

wew

2026-07-08 and id take ur ankles out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Marky stops those, chat

*lifts stick*

2026-07-08 was zoned out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 hiiii · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

instantly

yeah

need to score a goal with the new goal song, chat

/backpass

/vs

2026-07-08 how can I repay you, goat ? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o wow oomtm is the goat, I can start my skater arc

2026-07-08 I lost $250 on baccarat I can't buy you a car · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

don't do it

wait no i lied im poor

i will buy u a car

New Jersey Devils 2026 Goal Horn (Stadium Version) pls oomtm

yeah i think it's all web queue now, and they have a premier queue?

this is why they banned you from the discord

get back in net @30

2026-07-08 rip 1 months salary right ? @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deEkBM_-7aY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wild i didnt realize you were actually the guy

yeah :(

oomtm, devils goal song when?

server is ran by haters

still didn't add NJ devils goal song

it's okay, he means chris paul

2026-07-08 tronno · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

tell by the smell

like $5

2026-07-08 Team kill · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

KABOOM KABLOW

alr we lock in for one

/vs

wtf

2026-07-08 <--- taught pidge to play csgo (he uses walls) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 net's over here btw @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im hot ASSSSSSSSSS

so am I and still 0-3

https://poncepuck.net/ranked/queue/

2026-07-08 it's okay if it was any closer to the net, i was on it chat, trust. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 it's that guy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 i was so confused · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o ilya left

2026-07-08 we lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat, empty lobby got my itchy

2026-07-08 i luv u all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-08 never my fault, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@49 abandoned us, it happens

shit is sweet, i make zero saves and win

didn't even see why u said sorry @19 <3

sonyc about to clip farm me and chat will just have me saying "im a power bottom"

im a power bottom, chat

nice

im gay

oooo me

free cup in florida for the goat, he deserves it

yurr

2026-07-08 not at all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

reminder: I taught bigdom everything he knows

domi the absolute banger

marky >>>>>>>>>>>>>

cujo really was the goat

what a handsome lad

rip prime sundin

thoughts and prayers

2026-07-08 kinda feeling another couple before bed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

had 2 for breakfast

anyone get the footlong hotdog from subway yet?

@30 is a certified post merchant

couldnt be me

ty for letting me farm saves

2026-07-08 finding out sirgaybobrovsky isn't gay ruined my day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

kind of want like 3 hotdogs rn

I <3 IlyaSorokin

2026-07-08 settle down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i be tryna have fun chat

ill get u next time, coskey

@30

/vk 49

im garbage, chat

wym

MixT looking handsome as ever, chat

sauce that mf out

me make a save? hell nah

2026-07-08 double stick deathmatch chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 shutout into giving up 5 goals in 2 periods,calling it now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

it'll feel like a punishment when you realize it's Ward doing all the milking

2026-07-08 I'm a strong advocate for tying up whoever takes penalties and just milking them · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 I BE FARMING @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

? im blue

2026-07-08 just messaged you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 comment in general @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

not in pphl server

bro just be lying

what's ur disc @cpsniper i'll send pug link

2026-07-08 trust · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pphl > iapl >phl

iapl combines start tonight at 6pm estr

2026-07-08 whoever was in my crease for about 20 seconds after puck was on other side · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

offsides btw @9

they preban all griefers and trolls @30

whats ur disc

i never in my net, chat

2026-07-08 impossible · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 stick got body blocked, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-08 ./toggle savebot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

alright lemme show you how it's done

2026-07-08 @cpsniper came in to biff the puck into the stands again eh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 ilya strrroking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 we touched like 3 times no whistl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

accidentally shift tabbed and it gooped my keys

my keyboard wasn't working mb chat

2026-07-08 pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 i don't skate chat, don't let me touch puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 gg · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 whoops chat · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 marky what's poppin · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 markstrom v marky lfg chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

qpop gl chat

holy MOLLY

lmaooo

2026-07-07 valid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 queued up for pugs if anyone wants a free win (im ass) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

./vk thatguy

time check?

gotta be up for the sunrise

i'm retired

gonna queue up for one more before bed hehe

i hit it in da air

2026-07-07 <--- put 2 pucks on net this game so far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

still 0% save

2026-07-07 turns out im weak · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

tried to jump on u

come here @9

2026-07-07 gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

for the culture

gotta let these go in @6

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

bouncer abuses adderall to play puck

2026-07-07 nobody ever expects the goalie to come out at 20km · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 wbu · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

3 or 4 times yeah

net over here, chat

2026-07-07 gj chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

now we just gotta watch him stim out everytime he has the puck

im here for fun baby

if he was in here first, he would literally be in a spot, not spectating

he just joined

no you didn't

for giggles

stick on it, chat

big ahh head got me turning it over

2026-07-07 bouncer is hard up chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 bouncer more like *poops pant* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

believable

whatever happened to Connor, chat?

2026-07-07 <--- board certified apple farmer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

good, just chillin, smelling like prada paradigme le parfum

I didn't sign up for the league bc I am not good enough

/vs

pipes taught me this

/vs

I bet you smell great tonight, king

swisserrrr

2026-07-07 net is over here, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I just be cookin @9 all day that's all that matters baby

2026-07-07 over on jonathan drive · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

./raisenet red 100ft

he lives in a lovely area of town

I stayed down the road from holecockfield for 2 weeks

strong ass ankles

2026-07-07 @9 sounds petite and cute · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what size shoes? @9 @6

2026-07-07 tryna sell me volcano insurance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

she been calling me too @6

2026-07-07 off btw @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i be doin so many circles i forget to tip my stick

2026-07-07 free stick skin for next blue player to own goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

net is down here btw

i be suckin on u @9

it bounced off me it's okay

such high level positioning and awareness, who is this guy???

great save actually

/votesetgoals red 0

he put it in his goalussy for safe keeping

@9 could never

/vs

i actually smell like prada paradigme la parfum

how did u know

2026-07-07 we smokin that china og pack · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

remind it that it's a genetic mutant who can't breathe

start yapping at it

might go terrorize a pug

i have a double foreskin

thank you

i take that back ig

based cpsniper refusing to shoot at me

dogs

<--- retired

couldn't be me

how many job havers in the chat?

i'll show u larp

except in those pugs where I get railed

alwayus

bro tryna bang the puck

2026-07-07 $19 codpoints card, who wants it? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 paradise cockfield · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-07 ooofff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

prepare to lose evry faceoff

o no

2026-07-07 *WHAT*SNIPER??? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gg chat

/ff

2026-07-07 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb was busy giggling about my double foreskin comment

you ever seen one with double foreskin?

ill show u a bad tip

enjoy dinner king

i miss u bob

2026-07-07 <--- currently smell like prada paradigme le parfum · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-07 what about us · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

the WIFE?

2026-07-07 not yet · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

<-- FARMS BREASTMILK IRL

2026-07-07 NOT FAIR I WAS VAPING WHEN YOU PULLED UP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

<--- apple farmer

can't do that @18

2026-07-07 we goin pugs, bobby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

1 period? huh

/vs

can't do that, even if you have big pergies

2026-07-07 gonna have to draft me fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

it's okay it was off anyways

2026-07-07 ill swap · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Oral tag goes crazy tbh

SOMEONE PUT HIM ION PPHL ASAP

WHO IS THIS GOALIE? HOW DOES HE MAKE SUCH CLEAN PASSES???

<--- taught bigsnoop how to do that

BigGoop

2026-07-07 me when 37 wont come here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-07 this puck is a mf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ouch

2026-07-07 whoopsies · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

dashed too early

yow

2026-07-07 everyone feels so tense · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i can't wobble around and have fun like this in pugs

to newfoundland

when i took my 3 weeks off i went

nice

2026-07-07 was out of town when combine and shit happened so i didn't even get to do it for fun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hell nah

2026-07-07 marky assist right there chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i got fingied

2026-07-07 not great · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sir mwah

2026-07-07 /FF · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 wish me luck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o no it insta popped

ton in queue rn

i'll hop in q chat :B

shoved myself out of the corner like an ape, so embarrassing

stick touched the net and I gave shitter goal in OT

accidentally gooped my first pug and took a shame break

what's sloppin

sir goy

2026-07-07 mb chat · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 cannot hear disc, just realized · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 mf raining · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 wish me luck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

qpop fellas first pug

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-07 it's him · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-07 have fun fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna go play some baldurs gate actually kappaaaaaaaaaaa

time to queue up for a pug

maybe I'm in my peak rn

bc i grind up pucks and pack them into my meat tube

that's why they call me black salami

2026-07-07 luve u snipper · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

<33333

/vs

that's enough out of you, chris paul

.933 and no star, game is disrespectful

/vs

2026-07-07 quick little .933 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

can't do that @blue

phyem don't know ball

2026-07-07 lets at least make it a 5 save shutout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna need some sog chat

stick went through the puck, think im tweaking

2026-07-07 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lmao

was answering a work email

2026-07-07 dinked his ass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 bench him coach, put me in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 LEFT ALONE WITH BIG FAT FATTY SHE WAS SUCH A NAUGHTY NATTY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

yall get @30 and @64 ? toxic

free stick skin for whoever kicks 64

thank god, i wasn't ready to play vs him

puckluckchuck is the LD of my heart

2026-07-07 lmaoooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

selfish

@puckluckchuck no draft me?

i'd let him kiss my bf

pieck is such a stud

net's over here mate @34

zero shootout goals is crazy

/vs

first game of the day and still smoked u

/vs

told you red wins with me in net chat

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

then you fall over tryna skate bacck to ur bench

and i save them all and kiss u on the lips

imagine you get a breakaway and take 3 shots on me

YOU NEVRR HAD YOUR CAR

2026-07-07 frank 2 frank connection gonna be hot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

o shi

franklin imma need you to let us play catch next time, or at least clear the zone chat

smh

2026-07-07 people just be slamming the passes and praying · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 pfff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

look who came crawling back

sad

my goat

@30

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

coskey couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing

RED WINS IF I WAS IN NET, CHAT

2026-07-07 ybruh wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 wya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

ayo

2026-07-06 end on a high note · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ggs fellas

you can have mine, gonna go finger myself

19 saves and not even a 3rd star

almost killed my ass @30

2026-07-06 bro tried to kill me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

maybe teammate shoved him

only people i ever saw live were conway the machine, and mother mother

2026-07-06 CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you could be

mommy, how troll was prime Marky?

2026-07-06 it's okay , fed me a free save kappa · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 havent made a save in like 5 mins · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ILYA STOROKIN MY KING

2026-07-06 we chompin ankles · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 "what do you mean 21 year old luke hughes is our best defenseman?" · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

marky got younger when he didn't have to play with cody glass anymore

2026-07-06 @49 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@72 they're calling marky mid :(

2026-07-06 marky just burnt his prime years on flames and devils with poop teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

marky took canes to double ot solo last year, twice

devils straight booty

tell me u didnt watch playoffs last yewar

their defense is absolute buns

if u think markstrom is mid you just don't watch the devils

2026-07-06 named after a root vegetable is crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

raddysh could never

currently wearing prada paradigm le parfum

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /votesetgoals blue 3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 ./setnetheight red 3ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 bring it in chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

weeeee

2026-07-06 somehow none of that counted as a save idk chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 GOONER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-06 enjoy pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 nah I'm waiting to snipe a goalie spot, fug it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 i can't skate, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 bought prada paradigme today, chat. smells great · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 how have the scrims been, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

howdy pipes

2026-07-05 gn kings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

8:46, gotta work in da morning

ggs

headed to bed fellas, have a good night!

goalie pull isn't working on this server apparently

2026-07-05 pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 i don't give up free goals ever · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

gotta let them believe

2026-07-05 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 it was going on my pad anyways · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i should've just sat and waited

2026-07-05 whiffed da swat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 bro heard annihilate racists and felt targeted · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

computa, annihilate racists

2026-07-05 classic icyhot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

my boy GRIPPY

2026-07-05 why do yall get houcine but I get this lazy goober · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 the bron james · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-05 bro can't even be creative about the racism smh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

some lazy anti indian slang

2026-07-05 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 have a good day, ggs! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im gonna go take a nap fellas

naww im too fried

2026-07-05 im too tired lmao I just watched that and accepted my fate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 my brain was so lost · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lmaooo

./votekill 48

2026-07-05 late dash, brain fard · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 we do a little trolling · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

it's called trolling

o no

2026-07-05 faceoff stam kills me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

run it back

YEET

2026-07-05 too hard sorry chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thanks king

was drinking iced coffe

2026-07-05 33 is secretly red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 had mine sniped earlier after a shutout, it happens · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 threw my brain off · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

didn't realize they brought back the pull goalie mod

2026-07-05 off the head, can't even be mad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NASTY

2026-07-05 was about to say 4v2 crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 99 was exploring the limits of offsides (turns out there's a very low limit) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 was about to say goodbye whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

no high stick is toxic

2026-07-05 alright im washed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yucky

just shut someone out so he sniped my spot in ny out of spite :rage:

cheeeze, bobbbbbb

2026-07-05 shut him out and he snipes my spot smh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 frosty is locked on that 240 ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 adds speed to my dashes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

press p for player trait sheet

built diff

i earned it with my cat like reflexes

JUST TRYNA DO MY LAPS

2026-07-05 im in his head!!!!!!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

off btw @32

can't reward cherry pickers chat

dom gonna carry me, nothing new here

2026-07-05 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

./raisenet red 100ft

got another penalty coming for you @2

gotta do it

sit

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

why tho

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-05 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vso

2026-07-05 marky solo took canes to double ot twice in playoffs last year · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

zero defense, it happens.

4m punching bag is pain

imagine brendan dillon for 4m

marky gonna hold it down in florida, with a real team

hellll yeah

sir gay da goat

2026-07-05 im too fried for this chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-05 sorry fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA

oh im 100 ping here no way lmao

2026-07-05 cya fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

alright im leaving

/vs

blue has me though

/vs

he wants ur gp

it means gold pieces, he wants free money

2026-07-05 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 tape 2 tape baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 net over here @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 net's over here @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

stick magnetized to his balls instead of the puck mb

2026-07-05 i just accepted your friend request and you do that to me, fucked up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 who remembers smoking crack, on youtube · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/backpass

pad 2 strong

2026-07-05 thanks king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

after those two saves I thought "damn they earned that one"

KICK HIM CHAT

AYO

bit too hard, chat

did you get your chicken sandwiches or what @TOMWILSON

dink

B@LD

2026-07-05 holy truck @88 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

won't do it again (probably)

mb king

sit @4

2026-07-05 what a snipe · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

sorry for benching you earlier @48

big if true

/vs

absolute gamer

yeah pipes is like 12 hours a day every day

2026-07-05 rvh + dash would have been good there, but you kind of just 50/50 on it sometimes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 realistically on a breakaway, I just try to come up closer, and I do prefer rvh for faster dash from standing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

but

nothing you can do buy pray

you gotta just finger urself there tbh

florida gonna take care of him, not hang him out to dry every night

marky deserves better

can't do that @48

sit

2026-07-05 hit the break open tickets big today? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

congrats @TOMWILSON

OOOF

im slow chat

2026-07-04 almost never worth doing that @99 puts you in a bad spot, unless your team knows whats up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

o no @99

2026-07-04 go 2v1 someone else · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

not dealin with that shit fellas

2026-07-04 can't do that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 valid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lets see 2 sog this game @markb

/vs

/ff

2026-07-04 someone get this guy outta my crease chat!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

RUH ROH

2026-07-04 gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

can't do that @91

leaves you so vulnerable when ur down, most good players will just pop it over you or go aroun

i had it happen earlier actually but it's hard to justify

which is nearly impossible with rvh / standing dash

only really use f when stammed out

wym

2026-07-04 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

zero saves this game

:rage:

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-04 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 i have many hours of trolling and tryna recover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it's called we do a little trolling

off btw @4

he just like me fr

2026-07-04 nvm · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

should send one red, chat

./raisenet red 100ft

2026-07-04 :kao_smile: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 in the flesh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

CHI legend @MarkB

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 im re-warming up chat dw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 faceoff rq · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

come down here fellas

2026-07-04 not the strapping young goalie i was 2 hours ago · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 what a goat <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

im sniping, king

2026-07-04 blessed angel · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

slipknart should take it and let me g :3

2026-07-04 chillin, tryna snipe that goalie spot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

jong what's poppin @64

2026-07-04 gn everyone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

love u knart

gg all

2026-07-04 little weiner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 marky with a real team in front of him is stanley cup champion caliber · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

real shit

2026-07-04 do anybody drink real piss anymore? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i ask cause im that sure

damn they dont make em like this anymore

last one and im gonna go pee for a few hours

2026-07-04 careful chat, hecow might be the goat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 be safe fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

o shi lg slipknart

alr brexit take goalie

-1 stick ilya

yes reallyu

ilya let it go in ill buy u astick

zoink said the same shit earlier

2026-07-04 my heart is palpitating chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if we score one here, we win 100%

im locked

we pop a zyn

too late I turned it off

hell yeah I can turn brain back off, thank you offensive mac hine @jb

busy doin laps

2026-07-04 certified beautiful hispanic femboy @brexy with a good idea · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

was zoned out thinking about what to make for dinner

2026-07-04 go brr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shoot puck

2026-07-04 kiss me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

come here friends

damn

why didn't you?

we lost the defensive juggernaut @Brexy

we stick those

2026-07-04 reminder: ilya is better goalie than me by far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 undrafted btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@21 Swifterpath : Stats Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Stats in the workshop and restart your game to update

2026-07-04 he just like me fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmaoooo

/vs

they're putting chemicals in the water to make the goalies gay!!!

2026-07-04 so handsome · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

unreal

look a that hustle out of @28

@4 MrFister : Sounds Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the workshop and restart your g

i couldnt throw this if i tried

it was all you guys

it's okay, it was never me

gettung shutout by a guy who stares at the sun for 20 minutes a day

make sure to gaze into the sun for at least 20 minutes a day

reminder: fluoride will also make you worse at puck, don't drink tap water or brush your teeth

2026-07-04 DONT TAKE UR MEDS THEYRE MAKING YOU WORSE AT PUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

IM SCHIZOPHRENIC AND OFF MY MEDS!!!!

2026-07-04 can we get much higher? so hiiiiigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't do that @blue

come here, friends

ice dat all day

assist confirmed it, yahoo.

sticked it, chat

gotta do laps

now i can really troll and not get punished for it

slipknart lfg

aint no goalie in this game like me chat

boom roasted

5 hours of skater > 2 hours of goalie

I don't even have to do anything 99% of the time, it's crazy

@red are defensively the goatsd

2026-07-04 ayo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im 2 heavenly for that

oh i didnt see it mb

can't do that @blue

marky finally has a team, bless him

/vs

2026-07-04 don't feel bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay guys, 20% of my games are shutouts

2026-07-04 im washed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

how we 0-0 into OT

2026-07-04 unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shoe size? @33

2026-07-04 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

be safe king

o yeah i count as off

im tryin

im gonna int u

come here @30

tried tyo gint it didnt work

and ill dog it

you need pen first

i will try

i would if i could

brexy is confirmed 5'8" indigenous man

2026-07-04 who's hitting girls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 had my seed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no wonder pipes be saying shit like "I love red team go red team!"

is this how yall be playing for pipes?

i love red team tbh

ilya sorokin? more like ilya stuhrokin

2026-07-04 *picks up @23 and swings him around by his ankles* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 insta pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im a strong advocate for the non voting population

/vs

2026-07-04 <--- doing the stanky leg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 still waiting for them to add the devils goal song so I can start my skater arc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

crazy u microwaved ur sushi @9

2026-07-04 and they miss · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

scares them

nobody ever expects to just receive the puck there

lmaooo

criminal was inside me that whole time

2026-07-04 how much fun is everyone having rn? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 can't do that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

expecting a shutout after that cry in chat @demo

2026-07-04 real @criminal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

jealous?

I matched with a 4'2" baddie

2026-07-04 okay he is a gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 im ready for premier, chat. who do I talk to · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 come here friends · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 not this one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

$5 rn

yes you can

i punch myself in the mouth whenever i let a goal in

p a w g, the thick tine

2026-07-04 :dead: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whoops

computa, restart my heart pwease

:computer: gooners detected, sit

#30 IlyaSorokin : Stats Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Stats in the workshop and restart your game to update

sit

<--- honorary member of the cream team

2026-07-04 hotdog ass...? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 he's proibably one of them racists i hear about in the news · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

fucked up

/vs

first nobody drafts me now 11 refuses to play with me

/vs

2026-07-04 wat da crown mean, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's not good

nvm

crouch, double leg spread, max sensitivity, perma swat ur hole

you gotta try this @19

gotta say this tech bangs

2026-07-04 even more crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

crazy u didn';t draft me @leno

and I'll show up and just finger myself

tell them I'm really good at the game

2026-07-04 has started a vote to kill #30 IlyaSorokin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

this tech is giving me arthritis

:computer: gooner detected, fingering @6

computa, scan for gooners

2026-07-04 gonna try some new tech pipes taughtme · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- undrafted btw

2026-07-04 i've seen enough, send him to the gulag · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 good bibes only · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

we hab to give bibes

Bearbrovsky > Dahlin confirmed

the blue vibes have increased drastically with the addition of generational talent @30 Ilya Sorokin

/vs

imma grab me a sack

/vs

/vw

/vs

#30 IlyaSorokin : Stats Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Stats in the workshop and restart your game to update.

someday

alexander command for captain

2026-07-04 i wish it was me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mmmjhjhhhh

2026-07-04 all day baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 i been zoned out doin circles idk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/w d

2026-07-04 listening to cod liver oil by the dubliners rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 that's stanley cup champion, vegas legend, phil kessell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 how's ur day been, phil · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 remember to press p for puckvision settings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/sc y

/vs

hell yeah

/vs

bless

im washed enough as it is

so stats save

ff pls

maybe it is a vibes thing

weird

connection issues also show up as choppy framerate

you on wifi, or any downloads in background? @19

i love all the cheeses

THE VIBRATOR @23

if we stop shooting, @19 will get bored and will be easier to score on

here's some secret sauce

2026-07-04 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 vibes = fat posts · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

vibe stocks +10000

exactly

we have tame impala vibes, blue has imagine dragons vibes

2026-07-04 very humid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

through the roof

nylander to utah chat

my vibes are sloppy wet

/vs

2026-07-04 sopping wet vibes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my vibes are wet af rn

2026-07-04 this is our chance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the vibes got the em fellas

2026-07-04 the vibes are immaculate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 neither does skating circles around my net, but here i am · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you bring good vibes to the lobby

ur a vibes guy

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

naw me doing laps and trolling threw that one

2026-07-04 ily @91 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 gl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 assists only today · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 anyone except zoink is allowed to score chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 net's over here mate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 dash no go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

went for a lap mb i thought we had it out

im kidding stop

you gotta put pucks on net @blue

me for the last few months @91

i be milking them daily

my posts are too juicy

lmaooo

i'm just built different tbh

2026-07-04 captain fleas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

captain sneeze fr

/vs

2026-07-04 rebound control (tm) thank you ponce! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 RUH ROH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 miss the impenetrable 5hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

never forget what they took from us..

2026-07-04 zoink reads me bedtime stories on discord once a week · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 im straight buttwater · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i cant skate

/vs

2026-07-04 trapped that puck in my tiny 5hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 ./votekill 91 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

drahken taught me how to chud slide, chat

good afternoon king

ZOINKS

2026-07-04 tom wilson fans be different · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 :computer: gooners detected · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

:hamster: computa, scan for gooners...

puck didn't lift mb chat

me when im the scatman

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

2026-07-04 we stick dem · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 :kao_celebrate: · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 no pls · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 what a demon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hell yeah @59

2026-07-04 hell ye · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-04 oh true · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

didn't realize they were 4th of july like that

shocked to see literally every server empty td

2026-07-04 shocked fr · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

you in premier?

2026-07-04 when i dash out of my rvh you can freely chip in over the pad basically · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

the wrap around into a chip in is kinda gross

2026-07-04 handles insane · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

out for a trot

😭

2026-07-04 /backpass · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/backpass

2026-07-04 so painful · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

chip shots are so like, out of the norm lmao

2026-07-04 crazy nobody is on eh · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-04 GN FELLAS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

:rage:

>:(

why did it do that to me

ayo chat

good effort, king

2026-07-04 game should be over but @26 is allergic to scoring hattricks I guess · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 <-- topped dahlin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 mb was seizing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 and by it, lets just say.. the sillies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sometimes you gotta do it

2026-07-04 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 give it a nice tall glass of warm milk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it just needs some milk

2026-07-04 i don't think that was 3.2kph · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 @13 elision : Stats Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Stats in the owrkshop · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

./raisenet red 10ft

/vs

@72 certified gooner

2026-07-04 knees on overdrive · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 26

HAD TO GIVE THEM 1 BC I KNEW MAPLE WAS LOCKED

had too much goy slop today i'm feeling androgynous

tad too hard chat

2026-07-04 had no idea u were so based · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

tiocfaidh ar la

glory to the bold fenian men, chat

2026-07-04 IT'S MORBIN TIME · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

not even close

it's okay I was on it chat

too late, dahlin beat you to it

./reducenet red 4ft

2026-07-04 it sure looked like it was on net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i stay dancin

who should i meet but a spanish lady washing her feet by candlelight

2026-07-04 @36 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmao @365

2026-07-04 YEEET · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 we do a little trolling · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 he better be the goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Pipes puts in 12 hour days on the regular

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 <-- first round draft pick in my mind · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 don't feel bad, 20% of my games are shutouts · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

about to get the patented marky shutout buddy

2026-07-04 <--- · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

kaman is on fire tn

<--- had discord sex with dahlin when he was supposed to be in scrims

some real gamers

big hit into the goal

Dahlin certified goon

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good game fellas

knees on max

i just be movin like that

dancin on em

where first shooter got trolled everytime

think it's the work around for the shootout bug they were having

2026-07-04 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ayo i wasn't looking

someone kick 26

clean trip, fella

a real shame

undrafted btw

i tell you it's a real trip to see my stick moving so delayed

2026-07-04 real · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dahlin aint been the same since benson went into hiding

I be downloadin games to play with my fwen

2026-07-04 gl fellas · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

gonna go teach my friend some stuff in a quick queue game

2026-07-04 (how to do circles around net) · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

I taught pipes everything I know

"he's really good at going in circles around the net"

get me a try out with your team, grippy

2026-07-04 im too washed · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

I also didn't even sign up

didn't get drafted :(

whats poppina

grippyyyyyy

2026-07-04 marky had heart · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

devils have no heart

Captain Command

2026-07-04 luke deal was to keep jack happy bc he's underpaid · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

got a couple ot winners and said "give me 9m"

nemec overpaid fr

no defense in this lobby, just like the real devils team

2026-07-04 ns · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

where u from mars

2026-07-04 THE TOMWILSON · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

da shop

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 /backpass · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 /backpass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 might just be cooked internet for some reason · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nah take it, i might be a while

gonna go fix my ping bc wtf lmao

/vs

ts is ny

wtf lol

oh im 80 ping

2026-07-03 I'm good · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

DO NOT REDEEM

je ne parles pas francais

whoops

dahlin and anarchist kinda op

funky cold medina

2026-07-03 ong i would grease u if u was over here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 come get it fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

hell yeah

pls no clog my crease

how you doin salt

2026-07-03 just hit 300 (280 goalie) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

commendable

how many hours? @94

/backpass

2026-07-03 gl fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

real

2026-07-03 waiting for them to add the devils goal song fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

goood

2026-07-03 hiii @48 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 alright ggs, that was on me im poop at skater · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

one try

gonna go make food and probably check out the 6v6

2026-07-03 plus the mobility is broken as hell · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's op for holding corners

do u use the rvh much? leg up leg down

your stats are bangin for 80 hours

2026-07-03 im a real sick freak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1.89GAA, 77% save, 440gp

2026-07-03 i respect that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ipa gang

pain

ahhhh be drinking coors light fr

maybe 20 skater

like 300 goalie

what u sippin on king

nice

how many hours ? @50

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oh it was

was that just in the air for an hour or what

2026-07-03 gotta do some sillies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

almost got caught doin laps though

naww I got the pad on it

2026-07-03 the q e mobility is too op i miss stamming out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

banger tbh, dive is underutilized now

paws on this man

good man just tryna figure out what to order for food tn

it is nice getting everyone familiar

how u doin bean town

yurrr what's poppin

2026-07-03 whoopsies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dashes didn't move me fr

2026-07-03 think it's connected to the extend buttons · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

e / q

do what

florida gonna bang this year fr

no jacob, ur da better goalie

Barkov Marky era gonna bang

2026-07-03 unfortunate bounce · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

big deflection

2026-07-03 was fun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs fellas

pain

2026-07-03 peaked at 150 hours fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

im washed

2026-07-03 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 if i can maintain .875 against houcine im happy chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

sadge

2026-07-03 i coulda been a contender · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 love my team fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

alr 1 more before i go chat

2026-07-03 lfg chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

my 8th goal in 300+ hours

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 atl ping is different chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

2026-07-03 /ff · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 the back 2 backer · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 im cheeks · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-03 servr dead · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

welp

/vs

on vacation, just got back from a 3 week trip

/vs

yurrr

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 7 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 ggs as always · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

have a gn

bless u fella

2026-07-03 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-03 I troll my way outta the crease and it's okay I've got 5 handsome beefy trolls blocking the net anyways · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nah I'm too ass for that

i just be stimming out vaping and standing dash circles around my net for 80% of it

i blame the probably autism

i don't play anything but puck and runescape

Swiss > all

"Diaper has left the server" -me when changing Pipes' diaper

2026-07-03 :3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what's the quick chat for I love you

2026-07-03 RUH ROH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 ayo wait my shutout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 you guys are so desperate to get the puck out of the zone that you keep sending it down for icing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

it's anyones game

I give up free goals literally all the time

2026-07-03 we gettin silly on em chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

fml 2 saves

2026-07-03 who's criticizing team? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 zero SOG shutout coming · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i refuse

i aint makikng a save this game, chat

2026-07-03 got pummelled just tryin his best lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

poor guy

lets run it back lmao

/vs

game pass isn't terrible but I can't support not owning a damn thing, at least licensed is there "forever"

2026-07-03 console is a scam fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i been big on phasmophobia but hard to get people on it

this is my only game i play without disc, bc they refuse to play it lmao

real, I do like random ass games but usually just whatever my friends are on

/vs

what games do u play @48

/vs

2026-07-03 yuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 runescape and puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

ow my little noggin

2026-07-03 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

bad news

/vs

2026-07-03 PAINAL · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs

/vs

2026-07-03 press p for pfix arena · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 nasty shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 trolled mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

what a goat

2026-07-03 hellebuyck to the blackhawks, chat!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

cavy my goat

my goat gets to play with a real team (florida) and devils add some well needed depth

as a devils fan and marky lover, I'm happy for both of them

2026-07-03 just do some circles for good luck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 beautiful lil spot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

over off jonathan drive, i forget the street name

crazy i stayed in paradise for like 2 weeks lmao

2026-07-03 where u from @13 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

only a scattered few days of rain

crazy beautiful like the whole time

i grw up out in goose bay

was out in bonavista

good, went out ot my best buddys wedding in newfoundland

2026-07-03 @48a · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

missed u @48a

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

mb fellas

2026-07-03 pulled up doin the stanky leg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

im so ass

gonna have to change that goal song fella, damn

nast

how u been cavy

2026-07-03 about to have that mark in em · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 got his ass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nawww im farmin apples

i can't skate but wish me luck chat!!!!

2026-07-03 gonna eat and watch da boys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

i want stats :B

wait for finish or /ff

it's disabled rn i think

posts love me

i played in zero so there's that

2026-07-03 crazy to think i didn't even get drafted @26 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 i just beam it and hope for the best @76 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 don't help him @red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

had to review the play, it went through the webbing most valuable primate style

2026-07-03 alr im trolling my bad chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sometimes u gotta beam it to make the save

2026-07-03 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

off the tummy into my hole

sometimes it's lioke that

im comin

2026-07-02 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 come get it @98 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 doin laps and makin saves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 what a team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the passing is crazy

2026-07-02 thought it would be faster, pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 what league is the thunderbirds? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dahlin <333333333

gotta keep the puck in the rink @blue

2026-07-02 big gz · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pipes did you make it to #1 after?

/vs

2026-07-02 Pipes is going to *Mwah* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 I miss being friends with pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

thoughts and prayers @31

pain

2026-07-02 (shockingly very little) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- taught pipes everything I know

it's okay I'm a goalie

2026-07-02 i love ponce community, chat!!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 blue be gooners fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 i miss my bbw wife · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

a true angel

bless u @13

2026-07-02 bless u papi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

first save attempt literally just dunked my shi

alright, gives me time to clean up this mess lmao

i'm so sad

mouse soggy

i kncoked my water over chat mb

2026-07-02 Pipes! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 gonna chill for a bit talk to my bbw wife · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 birbo AND zoink in the chat? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dont believe him

2026-07-02 ZOINK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

incredible pass, great shot to make it count

2026-07-02 nothing to apologize for fellas, we all havin fun and learning · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 more like the power of mwah :kiss: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

us <3

i should've been on it easily

that was on me chat

2026-07-02 im trolling hard as hellll · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 what's poppin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shiii it's certified hood shooter @MixT

/vs

2026-07-02 watch u sit center ice crying in team chat? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i'd hope ur a shooter being 500 hours in with no defense

just stop lmao you weird as

bro doesn't stop typing and all he does is sit at center ice

2026-07-02 fytb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 that's my unc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

we take .900 fug it

2026-07-02 whats poppin big fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 gotta get the freebies outta ur system then ur dialed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@99 locked innnnn

fingers were all one key to the right lmao

2026-07-02 have a gn fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

imma go see where the NY degens are at

i believe it @12

i see u

big hit @12

2026-07-02 Cal Foote splitting his time in NHL and AHL with Colorado, look it up search "Cal foote Splits" · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my goats

no b2b breakaways pls

gonna need some defense this game fellas

/vs

couldn't see a THANG

2026-07-02 @bred · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 2 gooners sitting net front the whole time is hurtful · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

so if u can get a wired connection it helps a lot

could be server issues, I used to also lag bad when I was on wifi

did you press p for the pgraphics settings?

what did they change with the uhh rebound control or whatever

2026-07-02 try P to bring up the framerate settings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oo bishop

must be broken

have you tried turning it off and on again

2026-07-02 teams are pretty even · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 instead I get my apple · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

tried to hook you up fella

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

"daddy, how good was prime MarkB?"

/vs

2026-07-02 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

😭

I just hopped back on, might try to do a few

2026-07-02 cross crease mark bease · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 no worries fella, it happens · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gonna have to change one of my teams to panthers now smh

certified Chi king

what a goat

MarkB would never let me go out like that

2026-07-02 <--- swings MarkB around by his ankles when I'm bored · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

:kiss:

gooner @Cave

2026-07-02 oh wild we're in game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

/backpass

2026-07-02 be warned chat, I WILL be attempting to snipe a goalie spot!!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 should've P'd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I'll get ya eventually

@37 press p for precision save vision

<--- shameless spot sniper, chat

yWow chat

/backpass

2026-07-02 puckistani goat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 what a goat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

MarkB still here

2026-07-02 enough 2v0's for me today · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr im going to chicago

2026-07-02 I only like to skate if i'm visibly the worst skater on my team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

even in horrible situations, just to make sure im accurate

instincts tell me to stick it

thanks king

brutal

net is over here @88

2026-07-02 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-02 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 im filling you · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 saw it going and just gave up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmao

cya chat

2026-07-02 bob being a real one and letting it go in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i got u king

redemption apple

my phone was on my keyboard mb chat

my shit tabbed out

bruh

2026-07-02 twins @72 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /sc y · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wanna swap? @72

2026-07-02 im squirtin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

did you get that thang oiled up?

my hole wide

2026-07-02 built like a baddie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

they should make it so goalie torsos arent little peanuts

2026-07-02 the stutzler · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

naww ur so handsome

2026-07-02 why did they make the puck look like that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

BANAN

2026-07-02 Marky gonna thrive in florida, and devils finally get someeeee depth · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gonna be so shamefully cheering for panthers alongside the devils this year

what's poppin fellas

SIRGAY

ZOINK

2026-07-02 YOWWWWWWWW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wanted to take a breather

may have tipped it back a lil too hard chat

2026-07-02 thoughts and prayers @31 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 thought we'd have somneone on da boards chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 nasty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-02 stop yappin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

aint no way u walked it into our own net

aint nobody stressed but u goofy

it's a meme because he own goaled

2026-07-02 /vk 32 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vk 22

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

this puck flies now chat

2026-07-02 I just did it, distracted @4 by starting a vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vk 4

I have an idea chat

2026-07-02 is that known winner MarkB in the chat??? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yMy

2026-07-02 anyways ggs, have a good night · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

valid, only one I can really do. everything else feels so sluggish as goalie

you're nutty.

never played against you before, good shit fella

Kwillzz, is that ur original username?

/backpass

/vs

ggs fellas

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 just here to giggle chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 puck lookin stumpy as hell what happened to it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 so not locked in it's crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wasn't even 5hole im trippin

my hole

I slid too far anyways

naww you're good

2026-07-02 alright 2v2 ill lock in then im going ot bed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

robertson money isn't there anymore

nah

ill lock in and stop yappin

gg fellas, was a solid one

/vs

2026-07-02 it's pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

devils 2 "big" guys are punching bags

ryan lomberg would hammer mfs for him

sad we didn't go for lomberg in FA

2026-07-02 Jacks health is the worst of their problems · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 genuinely believe marky wasn't the problem · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

was gonna say I hope nico does well but yeah

whoops

was typing lmao

yeah Daws does well but they also cater to him a lot defensively

i don't think he likes me

free puckistine

good for both sides

was vaping chat mb

jack gets injured and devils entire team turns to terrorists

marky gets a real team in front of him that wants to win, and devils maybe get some depth

big off season for both of them @12

both

benson to the israeli national team confirmed

2026-07-02 lobby dead i aint got it in me to sweat this 1 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /w 🦴 Benson ts kinda assssss chat ngl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

many such cases

/ff

/vs

no goalie pull?

2026-07-02 pls no clog my crease · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 disrespectful · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

stick save aint never close chat

/vs

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whiffa deez

benson, known whiffer hates shootouts

just gotta get good, chat

wym shootouts are fun

2026-07-02 should kick @6 I think he's cheating · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

stick too good

comin for u

2026-07-02 not even close chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 benson one of the goalies of all time · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 my goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

like 300 maybe

2026-07-02 just felt bad he was playing 1v2 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mb chat I don't skate

2026-07-02 what a goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 he was mesmerized by the control · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i lied to you again @99

2026-07-02 for small adjustments · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

but yeah @99 the |\ is basically a standing dash

2026-07-02 just added mobility, only good for playing puck or getting back to net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

basically slide or crouch, and dash

/vs

chud slide chat

quick standing dashes

good for blocking corners

the RVH

oh I prefer it

sorry was locked in

WYM

/vs

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 crabby about to expose me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

KICK HIM CHAT

we stick dem, chat

2026-07-02 banger song fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 mind games chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what goats!!!

99 was doubting u guys and ur pumpin him fr

i also miss marky

lmao

toxic

2026-07-02 unluck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 i've played against most of these guys before, they cook me on loop usually · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 hell yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 do that to me and I'm leaving the game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

jokes chat ur insane

agreed, @21 needs to be STOPPED

2026-07-02 3rd game in 3 weeks @justin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so glad someone saw those lmao

we here for fun and learning fellas

/vs

i need my shutout :(a

save stats chat

2026-07-02 normally i let those go in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 <--- tied for most points in the game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 need you guys to defend like ur life depends on it, i need a snack · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

p takes to you position select

i lied to u

might need to pactivate ur mic

press p to pactive mic

2026-07-02 j for bbw queen · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/vw

2026-07-02 freddy fazbear horn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 YEEET · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 valid · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

didn't see what he did, i was staring at wall

real kick or hehe kick?

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/backpass

/vs

very gg @97

/vs

2026-07-02 *juices @26* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

phew

2026-07-02 big if true · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

12.5 crazy though

sorry about ur sabres @26 Byram will be missed

2026-07-02 Marky to Florida, gets to show how good he is with a real team in front of him · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ily @26

idk about that one

game feels so much more fluid than before, what changed

2026-07-02 we should send one to red, this feels like cyber bullying rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

first game in about 3 weeks so I should be free @red

what's poppin degens

2026-06-17 wp pergy, u were a gamer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

jk, ggs all, luv u guys

@LD @RD abandoned me

ggs all, was fun

2026-06-17 @pergy would never let me down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 he's spearing me rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gotta do em silly sometimes chat

gotta make em lock in

500 btw

2026-06-17 off btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 brain fried from being lcoked in for 10 mins straight mb chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gonna need some defense

10 mins of offensive possession later i frowed up

2026-06-17 type /vk 4 for thaT VOTE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/votesetgoals blue 1

/vote setgoals blue 1

lmao

2026-06-17 here's your proof: I lied · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

had to balance it

got a shutout last game

valid

is that the washed CHI player @MarkB in the chat???

<-- GOT @48 BOY PREGGERS

:shocked:

RUH ROH

2026-06-17 if I could play defenseman with a goalie stick I'd be thriving · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 72

i got a fix for u

2026-06-17 gotta go to sleep after this 12 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-17 always · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 there's a goalie spot open · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wtf u skating for then @69

not able to oduble goalie rn chat

2026-06-17 not even close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

saved it chat

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fat shutout chast

2026-06-16 never apologize for getting shutdown by marky in his prime · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 was it close tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

*picks cavy up and starts swinging him around my crease*

trust @32 they never know what to do when ur not in net

do laps, throws em off

2026-06-16 same points @88 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 that's ur teammate btw @88 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 puck slow as hell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ruh roh chat

2026-06-16 net is here @88 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

RUH ROH

2026-06-16 gonna have to put one on net soon @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 why do you think pipes' name is pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

smoke crack

is that @Cavy the goat???

/vs

2026-06-16 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-16 net is here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@88

2026-06-16 at least someone is causing goals over there chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 NET OVER HERE @88 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 OFF CHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 RUH ROH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@72 also crine

<--- crine

2026-06-16 just absolutely sent it straight up in the air precise af · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can tell

they made the puck lighter again yeah?

2026-06-16 @72 is crine · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmaooo

2026-06-16 built like that fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

iced it btw @blue

icing btw @blue

anyone?

what does calcd mean

off the taint

/vs

@88

<--- tied it up to take it to OT by de way

2026-06-16 /vk 21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

.ff to save stats

2026-06-16 phew · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

may i space milk you? @2

*space milks spacecow*

2026-06-16 net is over here, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

dont vs, it wont save stats

2026-06-16 *rubs cream on it* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 :sleep: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 1 save btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 still no saves smh game hates me for not sitting and getting pelted · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 didnt even get to warm up that was horrible · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i was ready toi fall asleep

2026-06-16 score goal for a surprise · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 nvm · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

come here

2026-06-16 honk shoo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ot4

2026-06-16 :cronchycat: aw:cronchycat: :cronchycat: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 come here friends · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 dashes barely moving fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 sensitivity on crack · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 thought I was slow but that was just what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

153km is crazy

2026-06-16 ow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 server dead · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yow

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

refusing to ff into the own goal is crazy

/ff

/vs

2026-06-16 that new song is somethin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 can I steal a spot for next game? Only have time for 1 :-) @25 @67 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 mb chat I'm on a work call · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 was tryna do laps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/ff

2026-06-15 nah we play it out chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 it's the defensive hero @Starlight · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-15 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 ur sick in the head · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

who vs on 4v2

2026-06-15 /sc y · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 bruh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 lma0000 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-15 s2g I can't even touch this puck anymore · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 <--- can't skate and can barely play goalie I'm trolling chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

very CHI of you @23

ny is full of absolute scrubs rn

@4 @72 @18 wyd in chicago

2026-06-15 4 puck chasing is crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 double goalie in a full 5v5 lobby is toxic as hellll · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 what's poppin, pidge · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 g2g fellas, gl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 weeeee · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 rather ice than deal w that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 kick markb for a surprise · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

./vk 4

2026-06-15 had my stick down like a scrub · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 weeeeee · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 hecow the gamer · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bless u all, except connor, he's a sicko

sad one to finish it, giga bouncer

going to bed fellas, ggs.

spooked me

mb Swiss, forgot I was double goalie

brutal

ur soft now, not the same guy

should have done it

2026-06-15 sticked it, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my defensemen tried to kill me

kinda got abducted

idk about that one fellas

2026-06-15 explains ur stats · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my hole

HE'S HURDIN ME

drug benson arc

deflect

connor having our only SOG is crazy

@Diddler is jealous bc we make him watch

/w Diddler that's my husbando

2026-06-15 l0l · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 weeeee · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bedtime after this one

only typos @connor makes is when he's putting in for his unemployment cheques

no stress

we'll put one on net eventualyl boys

uhhhh

2026-06-15 I'll show you a trip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<-- picked connor up and carried him around

2026-06-15 gl fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

net is over here @21

2026-06-15 unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 auto goalie pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 teamwork baby @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 slow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 COVER UR DRINKS CHAT · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 i admire the dedication, ts burns me out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pphl pipes arc when

2026-06-15 im not much better · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pull him chat

was counting on it

he's goated clearly

? he's geting a shutout rn

2026-06-15 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 pipes idf confirmed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmao

GET HIM CHAT

/vk 21

2026-06-15 imma trip u again for that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 last game we didnt have more than 1 shot until the 3rd basically · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im shocked tbh

2026-06-15 they got the copium boost · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

tbf if they had marner, leafs wouldn't have landed first overall

like that? @26

*picks @pipes up and kisses him*

"carter hart has a hog, trust me" -@garbo

got the OJ clearance

2026-06-15 gotta be a sick mf to do what he did · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

to be fair it is a good question to ask what's wrong with him

2026-06-15 smelling great today buddy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@21

2026-06-15 couldnt keep it in his mouth forever · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 i did not mean to pull I was shitting myself that whole time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THANK GOD

send that mf ooba

2026-06-15 can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 just give me infinite stamina so I can be silly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 always in danger of giving up bad goals · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

keep the adrenaline high

2026-06-15 whiios · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no shooting pls i was tryna do laps

all built like laine hutson

nhl 2030 players

2026-06-15 god I luv playing with u @48 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 okay we swissin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my team mf despises me dawg

tf is this

2026-06-15 tru · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no gint is crazy

2026-06-15 playing da puck, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

got used to it from being sniped everytime i try to play more than 1 game as g

o ya didn't realize I sniped

/vs

2026-06-15 idk if it's a team problem fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 gonna need to see some paystubs @Pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 turned his ass into CHEESE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 go goals for gooners · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/backpass

/vs

2026-06-15 afk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sakic af

2026-06-14 just wide open on the edge · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no rvh is crazy

2026-06-14 off btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 same twin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 amogus · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 l00ll0 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im so buns chat

2026-06-14 whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/backpass

/vs

2026-06-14 aint in the crease by the looks of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/backpass

/vs

them quebecois boards

2026-06-14 what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 fuck it imma go see whos in chicago server · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 tryna vs after 1p is crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 gonna need som,e derfense @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 /votesetgoals blue 2 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 10.5 if I trim my toenails · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- wears size 12 us mens shoes

2026-06-14 foot mogged by FutchCafe · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 reminder: connor wears size 6.5 mens shoes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

looks real to me

@21 uses scripts

get in me

lfg chat

2026-06-14 shoulda reached out more · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brutal

/vk 21

@21 back

2026-06-14 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ttyl fellas

well cringe, got trolled and then spot sniped

/vs

2026-06-14 /votesetgoals red 0 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

./y pls

/vote

but it's connor so he gints me and owngoals all game

he was

get his ass

/vk

2026-06-14 > · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

logitech g502

2026-06-14 shy connor btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

o no

/vs

doubl,e ur points now @21

same points btw @21

2026-06-14 gotta hit those · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@21

lmao

@21

it aint even a 1 way with u on it

@21 2 way position tbh

2026-06-14 @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 connor scared to claw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 vk 21 for free stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

vk 21 for free stick

/vs

brutal

shit swapped me just as I was about to pass it out

2026-06-14 thought he was further along the crease sowwy chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 pemper · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

doctor pimper

2026-06-14 zero hesitation · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Im flyin at the puck in OT again

2026-06-14 one to grab each arm · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

has started a vote to milk #72 SirGaybobrovsky (1/3)

*picks @72 up and starts swinging him around by his nips*

2026-06-14 praying marky doesn't get traded so he can get his redemption playoff run · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 the level of sad when i realized i was flying · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

worst possible outcome

/vs

hellllll

lmaoooo

fat fingered my jump

bruh wtf

hands in my pits, warming em up

bad luck rest of @blue

gl @72

yuck

2026-06-14 slid a little too hard into those boards lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 think you have to go change the team chat button in settings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yoww

2026-06-14 trolled a lil bit hard there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry @58

2026-06-14 we be doin SILLIES chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 OH YEAH ALRIGHT DONT STOP THE DANCIN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im not tryna make ANY saves this game, chat

PHE

I love the visual bug that makes everyone look anemic

2026-06-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

he coiuldnt touch pucks

nah disfattbidge

/vs

reinstall mods *

gotta reload @72

/vs

/sc y

/vs

realized my vertical stick settings aren't right so I keep lifting my stick while tryna play it

2026-06-14 I hope to be as good as @SirGayBobrovsky someday · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 *starts chewing my toenails anxiously* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

thoughts and prayers @72]

actually brutal

2026-06-14 JESUS @48 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nothing motivates a team more than a gay horny goalie

*mwah*

we cry

dashes doin nothin chat

Need stamina!

RUH ROH

2026-06-14 :sparkling_heart: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

has voted to kiss Markstrom #25 (2/6)

./vk

./raise blue net 30ft

2026-06-14 /sc y · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 nasty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 grippy da goat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

either goalie wanna let me yoink a spot next game? :-) @32 @88

2026-06-14 gg all! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gonna go get food, might be back later fellas

2026-06-14 hammering on those rebounds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

great positioning @blue

genuinely such an impressive dive

naww did everything you could, i shouldve been readya

2026-06-14 @58 so handsome · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i feel like im slower than usual

we do a little trolling

2026-06-14 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 lmaoooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 that's my baby boy @48 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

sorry for snipe @19

/vs

love to see it

grippy with the hat trick

@48 yowww

2026-06-13 2 dumpster goals in 1p, im goin outsideeeeeee chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 this shi whack as hell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 lfg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

got the glitch where everyone is built like michael cera

2026-06-13 teams looking mega balanced, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 ggs fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 red is whatever, but I trolled too hard on blue mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb though, cant be doing silly shit on blue side when we're down

2026-06-13 lore accurate markstrom · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

forgot to tilt stick

Need stamina!

2026-06-13 i was trolling so hard, forgot how slow I am · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 come here friends · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

weeee

that's wild

oof

2026-06-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-06-13 it's crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mfs just say close one to anything

idk about that

2026-06-13 shootout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 i love when everyone comes down to visit me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

icing yay

wasnt expecting them to close in on me

2026-06-13 lfg we got the cheese · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 not even close, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 off by de way · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 first game of the day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im slow mb chat

confusing but just have to reinstall mods

oh yeah that's a mod issue, it just looks like they're super wide

wym bugged

2026-06-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-13 ggs @pieck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gn fellas, was fun.

2026-06-13 ur chillin it prob was · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no karma involved

i blame 5v3

*picks up bigdom and starts swinging him around by his ankles*

2026-06-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs

my beloved stats :'(

cringe they left and ruined my shutout

:knife:

2026-06-13 good shit fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs

/vs

/vw

that's some pain

nasty

2026-06-13 their team kinda juiced now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 second dash didn't go mb chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@33

2026-06-13 @77 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 you too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 artur goin through it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

boy preggers

@72 certified gooner

2026-06-13 you mean · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

phew

2026-06-13 :plead: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my boy is a gooner :(

2026-06-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

unreal

@72 just played a whole game unable to touch the puck?

keep their hope alive

gotta do soem sillies

2026-06-13 :footprints: :tongue: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOWZA

2026-06-13 :drool: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shoe size? @bigdom

:footprints: :tongue:

2026-06-13 genuinely insane · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lots of unlucky goals this game

just unlucky

2026-06-13 brutal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wait huh

2026-06-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-13 when I'm locked I swear I'm good · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

SirGay

2026-06-13 pphl or ingame queue? @Pergy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

refuse to be a prisoner of the red paint

I love any excuse to get outta my crease

though that's how I cooked my stats early lmao

gotta get better at playing the puck somehow

2026-06-13 briefly as a kid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't skate for shi

yah

2026-06-13 stick is best in front of you rather than covering hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gotta reach with the stick, always

2026-06-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmao

2026-06-13 really important for adjustments · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

do you use q / e to move?

yeah

and i use a mouse button to look at puck, which is rarely needed

alt click

do you have dash set to mouse clicks?

make sure im properly sealed on corners of posts etc

so i can see my legs and line myself up with crease

i do 39 angle, 103 fov

or your view angle

do you have your field of view changed?

so you should've been more right there , instead of mid

try not to bite too early on dekes, position more towards where he's driving

actually nobody joining yet is crazy

robbed his ass!!

2026-06-13 where tf is everyone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 :mad: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

you say close one, I say what a save

/vs

2026-06-12 bring back the brick puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

da bouncer

smh

2026-06-12 nasty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 not even close chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 stanky cheeze · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

2026-06-12 ./raise blue net 10ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

.lower red net 5ft

RUH ROH

2026-06-12 RUH ROH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yippeeee

2nd period has been all us, chat

<--- Pipes gf

*picks pipes up and carries him around*

YOWZA

2026-06-12 so are you swiss cheesers together? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

PONCE AND SEVERE LAG SPIKES, NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO

2026-06-12 RUBBEN AN RUBBEN ON MY YELLO LEG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 I LOVE THOSE LITTLE TINY CANS OF COKE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 gl @Pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/ff

2026-06-12 he thought i had the puck chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 big gint · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vote setgoals red 1

2026-06-12 bro is white cheddar · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the fake SwissCheeze is crazy

2026-06-12 ggs fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alright mb i'm not focused, was on my phone until he hit the blue line

2026-06-12 no worries chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

was gint if it went in anyways

2026-06-12 ggs fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/sc y

/vs

/sc y

/ff

have some funzies

2026-06-12 AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

PUSH ME

please let us score here @blue

that's that montreal corner right there

2026-06-12 <--- drinking a mint majestea with 2 honey · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 actually could not move my stick properly to save my life · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im trolling so hard

WEEEEEEEEEEEE

bro is an Evander @Kane fan

shit so do we @88

*kisses @Tage*

I'll show you a close one

2026-06-12 give her a kiss from me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

forgot SpaceCow was like that

:kiss:

I taught @48 everything he knows tbh

2026-06-12 is it purple? @48 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

scary one

was in my nvidia settings mb chat

2026-06-12 I put a nintendo ds stylus in my stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 he TUCKS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Tom "The Tucker" Wilson

Tom "The Game" Wilson

@48 spotted searching cost of tummy tuck

that's just good business

bought refs wife a bbl

i aint sweating an offside shot

wym it was off

tuck one what??

???

too slow

whoops

2026-06-12 :mad: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

:mad:

2026-06-12 more like dirty bulge gang, right ? @43 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 well reminded pidge · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

true

man I kind of want pizza but also dont wanna be a FAT FUCK

/vs

2026-06-12 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mortem got my ass

mb chat

was busy reading the high school freshman stick story

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