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🐱 Markstrom

SteamID64: 76561198054394000

Steam: Markstrom

Discord: Markstrom

♥ Donor · 39d

Steam profile ↗ Discord profile ↗ ⚠ Report player

Last seen on poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR · 8h ago

Goal Music

Song New Jersey Devils 2026 Goal Song

Horn None

Lifetime

All games on record

Skater

306

129

151

PTS

SOG

Extras

-28

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HITS

BLK

746

610

478

PASS

PIM

Honors

★

1st

2nd

3rd

GWG

Goalie

78.1%

SV%

1.798

GAA

4168

1435

STK

5340

1172

146

652

Recent ranked matches

When	Queue	Role	Result	Δ MMR	MMR after
2026-07-22	NA · 5v5	G	L	−21	979	→
2026-07-07	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→
2026-07-07	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→
2026-07-07	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→

Lifetime trends

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Servers where this player spends time

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 180 matches · last 5d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 150 matches · last 16h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY 112 matches · last 2026-07-08

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 72 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 33 matches · last 1d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 32 matches · last 4h ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 30 matches · last 23h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY 27 matches · last 2026-05-20

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 15 matches · last 3d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 4 matches · last 2026-07-05

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 4 matches · last 6d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 2026-07-08

poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 3d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA 1 match · last 2026-07-05

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 1 match · last 2026-04-27

Match history

When	Server	Score	Result	Stats
8h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–2	L	SV: 12SV%: 75.0%
9h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–1	W	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
9h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–3	W	SV: 14SV%: 87.5%
9h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	5–6	W	A: 1PTS: 1+/-: -1TK: 5PASS: 3
10h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–4	W	SV: 13SV%: 100.0%
10h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	SV: 14SV%: 93.3%
10h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	SV: 14SV%: 93.3%
11h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–1	L	SV: 7SV%: 70.0%
11h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–3	L	SV: 1SV%: 33.3%
12h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–5	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
13h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
20h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	SV: 3SV%: 75.0%
20h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	6–1	W	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
20h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	L	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
21h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–0	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
21h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–2	W	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
21h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 76.9%
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 100.0%
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SV: 6SV%: 66.7%
22h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–2	W	SV: 12SV%: 85.7%
23h ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	8–2	W	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	W	SV: 5SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	W	—
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	SV%: 0.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–1	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	—
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–0	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	5–0	W	SV: 5SV%: 100.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 13SV%: 86.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–2	L	SV%: 0.0%★ 3rd Star
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–1	W	SV: 11SV%: 91.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–3	L	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–0	W	SV: 9SV%: 100.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	13–11	L	SOG: 2+/-: -2HIT: 1BLK: 2TK: 22GV: 15PASS: 13
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	W	+/-: -1TK: 11GV: 14PASS: 6
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–0	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 4GV: 4PASS: 4
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	L	SV: 3SV%: 75.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	SV: 20SV%: 87.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	6–1	L	SV: 3SV%: 37.5%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–0	L	SV: 8SV%: 80.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	W	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SV%: 0.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–2	W	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	SV: 7SV%: 70.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–2	L	SV: 6SV%: 66.7%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–4	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%★ 3rd Star
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–3	L	+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 2PASS: 4
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	5–6	L	+/-: -3BLK: 1TK: 2GV: 5PASS: 1
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–5	W	SV: 3SV%: 60.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–4	W	SV: 10SV%: 100.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	SV: 4SV%: 57.1%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–2	L	SV: 3SV%: 50.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	3–1	L	SV: 13SV%: 76.5%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 1+/-: +2TK: 10GV: 10PASS: 4★ 2nd Star
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	W	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–0	W	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	W	SV: 9SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	L	SV: 14SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–2	L	SV: 4SV%: 80.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–7	W	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	W	SV: 7SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	SV: 3SV%: 50.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	W	SV: 12SV%: 92.3%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–0	W	SV: 5SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–3	L	SV: 3SV%: 50.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	SV: 10SV%: 76.9%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 8SV%: 80.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	6–2	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–4	W	SV: 3SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	W	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	W	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%★ 3rd Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	SV: 4SV%: 80.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	W	SV: 12SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–4	L	SV: 7SV%: 63.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–0	W	SV: 4SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 92.9%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–0	W	SV: 3SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	5–0	W	SV: 8SV%: 100.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–4	L	G: 1A: 1PTS: 2SOG: 2TK: 8GV: 6PASS: 4
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SV: 11SV%: 68.8%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	W	SV: 6SV%: 85.7%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	W	SV%: 0.0%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–1	W	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	5–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 64.3%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–0	L	SV: 5SV%: 55.6%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–0	L	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%

Showing the 100 most recent games. Lifetime totals above cover every game.

Chat history

8h ago 80th breakaway painal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago #59 crest : Sounds Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the workshop and restart your gam · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

8h ago mb wrong chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

*sips giant jar of hecow milk*

Great pass!

Nice shot!

8h ago alright ill balance out the freebie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

./y ?

/votesetgoals red 1

joins, gives free goal, leaves

Whoops...

8h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@28 :3

What a save!

8h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago darnell nurse ahhhh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

9h ago steam is all degen community · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

steam games have worst communities, at least league and shit has normies

9h ago lobby FULL of real ones (except @Crow) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

everyone drink their 1.5L of milk this morning?

9h ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

Thanks!

Nice shot!

9h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

9h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

ref likes me

nearly 90% on 2ga, we take that

Nice shot!

Great pass!

Close one!

9h ago i didnt even get drafted, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

had no idea you did pphl

team?

respectable still

what's ur rsn @37

hellll yeah

goat

anyone here fw tim tams?

9h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago *drinks spacecow milk* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago it's not about if i should stick it, it's about iof I can stick it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

sometimes you gotta do it to em

/votesetgoals red 0

/vs

9h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

oilers legend @MikeSmith does it again

battle of alberta, more like battle of 60% damn

9h ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it happens buddy dont do that

Great pass!

9h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago aint no reason to kick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I would argue that's less troll than what @96 has been doing lmao

9h ago ? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

9h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

10h ago gonna go poop fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

ggs

SirGayBobrovsky would've saved that

pull @32

@32

got his ass @17

Close one!

Whoops...

bro is cosplaying as a skater lmao

i'll show you furry @32

it's why I play it and get the zoomies and do flip

goalie is actualyl a braindead position, chat

10h ago that save went under appreciated @96 im glad u saw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

10h ago my tummy HURTS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

lmao

is that @markstrom in net, or @Bussi ?

Whoops...

I like girls with big fat hogs

10h ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Thanks!

im a wizard, chat

ggs @oso

@bigdom taught me how to chud slide

that's my king

Nice shot!

Defending...

Thanks!

Close one!

10h ago o well I take the .933 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

that was nonsense af

dont let it end like that

/votesetgoals red 1

skinnerrrrrrrrrr

Whoops...

10h ago just slow on that one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Sorry!

Whoops...

10h ago posts for MVP this game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

10h ago that kick save is prob one of my faves I've made of all time · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

shi made me so giggly and joyous

you're the fella I did the dropkick save on last week

@halch

Nice shot!

@bouzuki detected

10h ago /backpass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

beat out by a secondary assist smh

all those saves to not even get 3rd star

doing PUGs and shi

i miss when pipes would actually play pubs, he was fun to do SO against

10h ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

net's down here @13

10h ago @36 lookin like carter hart chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

we deserve a shootout, chat

10h ago it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

and by hit, i mean get the heart pumpin

had to do it to em (myself)

10h ago big deflect pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vk 4

./raisenet blue 100ft

What a save!

Great pass!

they had @MarkB locked up 23 and 1

11h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

11h ago @30 <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

11h ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

11h ago it was a fat double ping · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

my posts are god tier

11h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

Close one!

Great pass!

Close one!

Sorry!

Close one!

What a save!

had the zoomies

alright imma lock in, im warm

/vs

wtf lol

it has been more than 3 seconds, chat

11h ago these flips are getting clena · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

you'll see

Sorry!

Close one!

i lied @17 is

bc you are gonna get a goal off my next pass

ium gonna kiss it

@4 watch ur head

beamed his ass

11h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@62

could've just left the stick but you gotta dash, chat

i just be doin that sometimes

11h ago i put icyhot in my @MarkB once · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

rubbin my shi canola oil style

unreal

where's my apple?

11h ago :) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

thanks

? im still here

never asking anyone if they're a flames fan again

crazy

flames fan? @88

lemme warm my hands up

first one on, chat

yeah I have a reg but haven't touched it since I died

grinded out 93 crafting and they dipped

gim with my friends (they quit fr)

I killed 23 bloodvelds this morning, chat

11h ago @MarkB mind controlling mfs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

classic @MarkB !!!!

11h ago anyone else really cold and wet rn or just me? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

12h ago time fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Take the shot!

12h ago No problem. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

didn't even clench

not even close

12h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

13h ago go cats go, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

hellll yeah

Whoops...

13h ago just the tip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Close one!

13h ago very common calgary flames hero appearance · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i just roke up

my legs don't work chat im too tired

Close one!

a true painer

unreal

Nice shot!

@48 my king

13h ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

13h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

13h ago it can't be THAT important · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it's really not letting people join bc of the sounds mod now eh

20h ago spawned in upside down chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20h ago foop cartwheel time buddy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 48

got his ass, chat

foop? more like POOP

actual big grats man

20h ago im 13 you sicko · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 49

@49 scores on me I'll give someone a $19 fortnite card tn

20h ago scramble broken as hell anyways · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

happens

team's stacked

20h ago i aint sitting there locked in when it's this stacked · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's like 4-0 with 2 sog

20h ago assist counts · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dw guys, from my experience that means he's gonna own goal in a minute

20h ago haven't had a drop of water in 4 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I haven't had food in like 8 years

is your mom single? @48

maybe one cartwheel

locked in for the love of the game

no 800 ft outta my crease

no cartwheels, no flips, no floppin around

promise.

im locked in fella

lmaooo im so sorry

@16

/vs

20h ago /vk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i'll vote yes to that

lmaoooo

Close one!

too much momentum and speed!!

having too much fun chat

Whoops...

off btw

20h ago lemme just skate it up a bit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

cmon bruh

rules are rules, chat!

lmao

20h ago lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

<--- apple printer

Marky apple, many such cases

20h ago essir · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it doesn't happen fellas

anyone scores a michigan on me i'll paypal u $20

21h ago pass me the puck ill get us a whistle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- certified squirter

/vs

/vk

21h ago 1 more · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

o shit communist is here

im headed to bed too, tired as a mf

gn fella

/vk

i have schizophrenia and dont take my meds

i swatted my grandma bc she didnt give me $200

/vk

meth

drunk and washe

but here I am

I should've been a D2 ponce goalie

21h ago hpainw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

not that one

nvm

watch ts

hell yeah

I wish mercury was still in retrograde

21h ago "totally not slop" youtube product · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

but yeah moglogs are some fitness influencers

21h ago seems like such an easy homerun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

respectable

it's a delicious meaty snack, with lots of protein to get me through the day

mogged.shop

<--- currently eating my 4th moglog of the day

21h ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I got it!

21h ago way too hard · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

21h ago just like real hockey, sometimes you just gotta accept that shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it happens

@49 hughes

deflection city

ggs fella

and sore

my dih red

wont be the first time, wont be the last

i needed to pee 3 hours ago but dont wanna lose my goalie spot

work on that urine retention @95

you're not wrong

sometimes it's like that, most times it's like that

21h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

press p

21h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago where's my apple? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that was a trip

we slow mo gaming or what

21h ago i wanna see two men kiss each other · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I got it!

21h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

team kinda stacked

/vs

21h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

21h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

21h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@Markstrom assist, many such cases

Nice shot!

Great pass!

21h ago got abducted by @18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay if that one went in it was gint, chat

sometimes game just crashes

Great pass!

big gz

What a save!

carolina ahh goal

no thanks fellas

Close one!

spent my allowance on the amongus battle pass

21h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gonna throw myself into the glass full force

What a save!

my fingies are cold, chat!

Close one!

Great pass!

22h ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Great pass!

22h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

he's my handsome autistic king

crease of my ass

im like a little creepy crab in the crease tn

/vs

luv u

22h ago it's okay I'm due to give up a silly one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

from outside of the zone, that's a hurtful one

Nice shot!

Great pass!

he did it

sit @HutsonforNorris

22h ago focus more on kissing me *mwah* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago @18 COAST : Sounds Mod is out of date (THIS UPDATE IS VERY IMPORTANT). Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in t · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

#92 SRG : Sounds Mod is out of date (THIS UPDATE IS VERY IMPORTANT). Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the

22h ago had to clip that, about 40% sure I stick poked it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

thought I had time, accidentally double goalied u

i trolled u im sorry

i accidentally p'd

ayo

look at this rq @48

gotta keep you off just incase a beamer comes in

22h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago kissing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/votesetgoals red 300

still in it chat!!!

Whoops...

Sorry!

some insane goals this game @blue

BOOOO THIS MAN!

swimmin on them pucks fr

Great pass!

Nice shot!

22h ago as long as you're having fun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

huge save there @88 gave us a chance to fight for it

22h ago Sorry! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Nice shot!

What a save!

22h ago 5v5 includes goalie, so 4 skaters + goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

22h ago just a nasty shot, damn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

if you side dash super fast and do jump / dive, you can do a barrel roll @48a

actualyl impressive to get good at those though, respectable

all my homies hate faceoff goals being so easy

not as much anymore

diving is good for reaching for puck too if you stam out

jump and dive same time

Defending...

Thanks!

What a save!

lmao true imma get bored and do flips

not giving up any silly goals this game @18

god bless u

big save btw @80

22h ago lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

we vs or nah

/vs

Nice shot!

/vs

/ff

stick down = pain

Great pass!

Close one!

Thanks!

22h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

I got it!

22h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

22h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

22h ago won't do it again · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

got caught being silly chat

Sorry!

I got it!

22h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Sorry!

Close one!

Nice shot!

Spooky one

23h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

j for brainwormws

/vs

23h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Whoops...

23h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Nice shot!

Great pass!

Close one!

23h ago shouldn't have told him to join :cry: · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Nice shot!

Close one!

Sorry!

Whoops...

ur save %

.833 before giving one up is super respectable, king @Foop

Close one!

Nice shot!

23h ago <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

spot on blue, no?

@11 you playing?

@18 you playing?

idk letters i guess

LD, he said I'm good :')

23h ago thank you though @48 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Nice shot!

when I' m not bored

sometimes

23h ago No problem. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Whoops...

Close one!

No problem.

What a save!

Close one!

I got it!

Great pass!

23h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

/vs

lmaoooo

23h ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what a demon

What a save!

5v5 includes goalie

@48 it's bc its limited to 4 skaters per team

What a save!

Close one!

Nice shot!

wym

you wanna play with him he's gonna do same thing even if we vs

/vk

sit in net, only thing u gotta do to not get kicked

ur trolling

/vk

if we don't vk fellas idk

/vk 74

What a save!

23h ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

why vs

Nice shot!

was busy reading who left mb

23h ago is this what I look like? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what are these goalies tn?

/votesetgoals red 0

/vk 74

23h ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

23h ago was hoping I could make a save instead of watching ted get railed on loop · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

keep trying, king

you'll get one soon @ted

23h ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

practicing restraint, chat

23h ago bored gaming · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whoops

my pass out accidentally beamed soemone and kept it in

gotta put one on net @30

23h ago ted on sum shit tn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@30 so handsome

I got it!

1d ago Marky x Ilya fanfiction lives rent free in my head · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shoot on me :love:

1d ago tom brady'd that shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

Marky apple, many such cases

1d ago I got it! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago wasn't even close · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

helll yeah

we doin it big

Great pass!

1d ago im locked eh? @30 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

never been more bored @30

1d ago I like doin flips, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago hella · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago ./votekill 47 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago you should give me your goalie spot <33333 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

I be straight rubbin @pigeon down with goats milk

1d ago 10 mins before a sog is crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lulled me to sleep and then launched a beam

1d ago *honk shoo* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago it was offside anyways · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Close one!

Whoops...

1d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago well sneeded · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

1d ago everyone drink enough water today? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago everyone here eat enough fiber today? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago gn fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna go play games with my fwens

I'm an absolute sniper

if they worry about their rank they should just score more goals

it was pain

last time I played pugs my team served it up to the opponents in front of my net 3x in a row

1d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago I do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I was so locked in that last game

see I was locked in then the server shutdown

1d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

can't do that @13

1d ago classic @Jinping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago ban @MarkB and I'll give you $30 etransfer rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

in the mail

ill paypal u $30

ban @MarkB please

1d ago beaming shit at my head for 5 mins str8 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@oomtm had me in the hyperbolic time chamber

/vs

1d ago it's just who I am baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@MarkB is my father

:MilkB:

1d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago that was so sad :( · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

sad

1d ago YOU JUST GOT ROBBED BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i smelled it

sniffin on em

Puckistani Sniffer in the chat!

crazy u both switched up on me @88 @4

/vs

What a save!

/vs

im gonna lock in

alright last one chat

/vs

1d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

1d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@24

dinked his ass

1d ago I would hit bone with a rock · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i think i need to take my meds

just the placement feels wonky

idk why my stick feels off, chat

gotta do it to em

Great pass!

What a save!

1d ago YOU JUST GOT ROBBED BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago better than devils defense (UNC tryna michi me) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago i be rubbin soy sauce on my thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@MarkB is my dad (circumcised)

/vs

thanks dad

/vs

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPOHRENIC (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

1d ago not even close, baybiiiiiii · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

OFF @4

CRYPTOGOONER

1d ago THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID @3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

IMAGINE HITTING AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC

1d ago even though you own goaled · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@Rhubarb is a banger name

Whoops...

1d ago I'm in a tiny little cage forced to make saves for food!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I'm locked!!!

not even close, chat!

1d ago off btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

confirmed

goalie sticks are broken

😭

like really secretly

camstola is secretly good at the gam

expansion kiss me

/vs

1d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago off btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago @MarkB is a canucks fan · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

literally went through

my stick is bugged

stick went through it chat idk

1d ago idk how that happened chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it wedged under my stick

uhhhh

FLAMES LEGEND @JEROMEIGUANA

cmon bruh

mfs made me work

damn @UNC @SwissCheeze

1d ago *milks markb* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

1d ago i heard stick save noise, idk what happened · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

@MarkB gets it

/vs

I be milking my girly little bean

/vs

i love my team

good job fellas

/vs

1d ago thanks puup · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

no more out of bounds please

next time, it's a penalty @red

can't do that @red

1d ago but done · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

friends on ponce website is crazy

1d ago exo mix? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

is that a thing

unreal

friend request on ponce?

1d ago roblox hockey :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

broken ahh game

GOAT

lmaooo

@31

Hey @UNC , body these fools :cool:

Nice shot!

1d ago forgot about starting with half stam, alkmost pooped · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@63 GOATED

I BE DRINKIN CAMEL MILK

CUPMA

1d ago /vk 33 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

whatever dude

anyone else watching minions rn?

1d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

it's okay im warm and wet now

/vs

/ff

1d ago pls @UNC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

my team hates me

just bc redloon shutting u out

aint no way you did that @UNC

1d ago *puts finger in the knart* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

IT'S THE KNART

1d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

valid

@4 ?

1d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

we stick those, chat

@MarkB here for his weekly goal

FROOOOOOGGGGGGGGG

THIS IS THE CRAZY

/vs

<-- unmedicated schizophrenic

should've went for goalie goal whooops

1d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Thanks!

1d ago @Markstrom saves that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

1d ago that's my UNC · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

1d ago yall smokin rocks tn or what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

swissss

UNC

2d ago wtf is my stick brother · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago got his ass lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago you get on D buddy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5 sog no goal

Great pass!

2d ago i just bite off more than i can chew, and i chew it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago im on d now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wasn't looking I just spawned in and skated

red >

that mf cost like 2500 pesos, chat

GONNA AIR FRY MY NUT

gonna air fry my nut

my ninja air fryer just pulled up, chat

2d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I made him a custom mask, chat

I'm FNC backup goalie

2d ago /vk 67 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

2d ago 8 is crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

can't do that @27

2d ago it's okay my bf fnc will join · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i shouldnt do that

o i scared him away mb chat

/vk 27

shoot this mf dead in the streets for stacking 4v2

Need stamina!

What a save!

2d ago more like *mwah* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@pieck

2d ago Sorry! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

2d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Close one!

Whoops...

2d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago ttyl fellas, gonna do meal prep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ayo what the 16 doing

over corrected*

think they over-compensated on that delay of game / deflection nonsense

2d ago had to try to recover wasnt expecting a swarm to follow up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

wowzers, this markstrom guy FUCKS

off the stick and then the tuck to stop the own goal

2d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

birbo cooks too hard so I can only chirp when he completely whiffs

2d ago got his ass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

only need the one apaprently

put one on goal

net's over here @13

Whoops...

2d ago classic birbo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2d ago you filthy mf · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that block into the insta retake was clean

Nice shot!

What a save!

dome on this boy

im the hardest part

good lift on it, chat

clean ass michigan attempt though

net's over here mate

my tummy HURDIN

2d ago someone do a welfare check on StenZ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmaooooo

lmaoooo he's actually pressed

unreal

0.500

your team beat pipes

me to my wife

mega autism

currently rank 24 goalie on ponce, chat

actual banger

had to stand up to bonk it with my head, chat

What a save!

how tall is everyone?

wearing my Marky "Jersey" Jersey

I'm currently wearing my edmonton oilers g-string

they also have devils goal song if you donate @63

2d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2d ago birbo triggered · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

look at that, first pass of the game = goal

yall gotta pass chat

2d ago w hacjk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago can't do that @32 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2d ago hi bussi lips · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@Galch so handsome

any milk drinkers in the chat?

3d ago it's for the shorty luck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my bad, chap

1 more

3d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

Defending...

Thanks!

3d ago they're putting chemicals in the water to make the forwards gay · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

3d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago wrong colored stick whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THOUGHT I WAS RED MB CHAT

3d ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

3d ago /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't touch da puck chat

3d ago wtf is my movement rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay it was off

ts fun as hell chat

3d ago bro just jumpin at pucks for fun chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago why didn't you do that earlier · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

? @12

3d ago its for good luck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sit @63

3d ago I'm open @13 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pass me the puck, chat

dw I'll delay of game soon as I can touch the puckj

turns out @28 was the problem all along

Take the shot!

😭

Sorry!

😭

Whoops...

What a save!

Nice shot!

😭

Close one!

😭

Great pass!

😭

Take the shot!

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/ff

my shit transformed about 5 times in that corner it was making me motion sick

What a save!

i be whispering bad things about yall to @63

/w BRATTER ts a real toilet game

3d ago come be my friend, everyone · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

3d ago sit @7 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@63 @28 and @13 have wet mouths

3d ago my minimap icon colors were all wrong it was confusing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago im like 1k dry on my synapse · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

@Steele too? we locked chat

/vs

both looking handsome as ever

gz @Bratter

@Communist !

3d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

lock in @12

3d ago tell em, yesper · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago absolutely assassinated by Luke · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Daws gonna get the Luke Hughes treatment

3d ago scrubs begging for Daws bc he gets babysat every time he got played · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if they trade Allen they're scumbags, he signed such a nice contract

trading him for a mouthful of piss probably

@BRATTER detected

3d ago i just be out swimmin around bored af · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat im far too bored to play this lmao

3d ago hh ???? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

GOTA GET BACK ON DEFENSE @84

Close one!

3d ago ts BORING AS HELLLLLLLL · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago you rotten freak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago me when the voices start putting pucks on net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i didnt think he was real!!!

O tjpigjt @18 was in my imagination

Close one!

3d ago nobody gonna tell me what to do!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

throwing up my meds after that one!!!!

3d ago i lock in now chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

whoops

oh that was 3rd

/vs

let me take my meds

stop im not positioning properly anymore

3d ago pass was throbbin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2hard, chat

Whoops...

3d ago ........ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago alright ur blacklisted for saying LMAO · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lemme get an invite, chat

what division is hounds, chat?

@justin got a wet mouth

sometimes the poop falls outta the ass

my hole

3d ago whoops · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

3d ago HE'S GRIPPY · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

3d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago shut up schizo lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

watch this

it's not that deep chat

i almost made it even with you body blocking but yeah

watch this

I was though

gint op

3d ago sit @9 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago dry mouth lutty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat

@LUTTY got that wet mouth

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

only in 3rd period though

when you're down and skate so far out, it turns you into a skater

3d ago do you not know about pulling goalie? @18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rude, im tryna dance with the puck rn

@gad is a demon

Nice shot!

okay that makes sense

Thanks!

I swear he's good

this @jxcks guy really struggles, chat

3d ago definitely no, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

where is icing

waht is icing mean

3d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

yall gotta shoot, chat

3d ago never, no forwards or dmen in q · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Nice shot!

3d ago @ilya creamrokin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

/vs

/ff

3d ago @ilyasorokin <3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago @18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

press p

3d ago gad 2 cracked for me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

skinner fr

Whoops...

3d ago obummmna · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago always gotta be this homosexual rigamarole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you want me to get you from the back? @justin

you get that @cowboard oiled up, chat?

3d ago who up milkin they @pidge ? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

3d ago /vk 98 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

bro is literally afk on 300 ping

/vk 98

Sorry!

Close one!

3d ago o he's 300 ping · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

3d ago what the heeeeeeeelllllll · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

.143 ?????

just like that they in it chat

3d ago on god i would greease u if u was over here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

who up oilin they @TOMWILSON

4d ago gg fellas gonna go poop and watch a movie! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago it's okay I' m practicing poop retention · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I need to poop @everyone

4d ago @Pieck ? More like @Mwah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Close one!

What a save!

4d ago server does feel a tad off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

got distracted chat

4d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

4d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

#5 oooo : Sounds Mod is out of date (THIS UPDATE IS VERY IMPORTANT). Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the

4d ago lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago ts kinda laggy, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Close one!

Great pass!

Whoops...

Thanks!

4d ago he greased my 5hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago staff needed to know if they could give a prn or not · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

yessirrr

4d ago mb chat, work call g2g · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago I look like Mike Israetel · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

14, 10.5 if i trim my nails

just curious :)

what size shoes? @33

4d ago i be straight pinchin the tip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna give up the worst goal you've ever seen today

scrubbin my hole, polishin that mf 5hole

the young creamers

swisss, uncccc

4d ago gonna go make food have fun fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

getting packed up 3v4 pain

4d ago off @red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

I like to live dangerously

now imagine how I feel when I do it and don't even have to sit

right?

sit @2

4d ago 4v2 eh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago not sure why · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

couldn't control my character whoops

4d ago 9 saves before I give one up, we take that chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

What a save!

didnt realize both goalies were leaving lmao

ayo i wasn't even in net

/vs

4d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago banger song though, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

horrible

yuck

jesus

4d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago Sorry! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

5d ago ggs, I need to make food and do laundry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr i gotta go fellas, have fun

Close one!

5d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago try that again, pass it over · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@88 michi and I'll buy you a 20 pack of nuggs buddy

5d ago classic @bussy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nasty @92

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

Great pass!

5d ago we can tell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

net's down here mate @9

5d ago :apple: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago don't let them take possession fellas, I'm doing laps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago who was that lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago idk svity but maybe im a scrub · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mixt bouncer snoop and laine? unreal

tbh this team is stacked af, and if you dont know that ur buns

if you jump it raises limit of high stick

high stick counts based on ur body

kind of giga unlucky, but yeah

Whoops...

swimmin, how u been big fella

trash talking bc he got sniped in roblox hockey, lfg chat

stretch em, @Lando

should've had a shutout @9

must be how marky really feels rn

missin bratter and grinch rn, chat

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

sit @93

5d ago wasn't ready for the pass back so I just flung · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

Close one!

5d ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

da grinch

is that known goat @BOUNCER ???/

5d ago sit @63 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good call ref

5d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

net's down here mate

5d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if i was double goalie from the start I like to think it would've been OT :')

What a save!

5d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Defending...

Thanks!

Great pass!

Close one!

5d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

5d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago can't do that @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Whoops...

5d ago we got fleabane mantha, easy W · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alright we locked in chat

/vs

/vw

/vs

5d ago banger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

ragdoll glove when?

real though

/ff

didn't mean to pull, made me tweak

well that's pain

5d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

5d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

5d ago panthers away jerseys vs devils alternate jerseys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i griefed myself

blue is red and red is black

idk waht color the teams even are I got them set to random shit

@BRATTER bangs

it's oaky king

/votesetgoals blue 0

/setgoals blue 0

5d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago we run it back @27 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

5d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

5d ago pls don't int me in my crease, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago Sorry! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Nice shot!

5d ago /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

5d ago gonna go fix my cosmetics and shi, gl fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was turning on discord stream, just to hear shit trombone sounds

mb chat

5d ago I'm an unmedicated schizophrenic · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lmaoo

friend telling me about some trombone champ game

almost gooped it

oh I was not lmao

certified ponce celebrity @Cheechoo

Nice shot!

Thanks!

5d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

$#@%!

Nooo!

I'm open!

Pass me the puck, chat!

I'm open!

Need stamina!

5d ago @2 IS OFF HIS MEDS AS WELL · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

gl @69

5d ago bends ur stick into a noodle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my aura is too crazy

5d ago lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago I do that all game @23 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat im bored as hell, i gotta go do something more engaging

5d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago had to do laps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

should've already been on post

whoops

5d ago such a handsome goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

gg big fella @6

close one, chat

What a save!

5d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago /w fnc feels like they dont even know where they wanna shoot so every save is a coinflip lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

5d ago it was a banger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

posted in ponce media if you wanna see

dashed over and fell back, drop kicked the mf

made the weirdest I ever saw the other night @6

wyd

5d ago dangly wobbly glove would be nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

real

pretty much gloved that mf

5d ago real · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ruh roh

gotta rvh those @6

5d ago we stick those all day chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

5d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!!

5d ago unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

how have none of these counted as saves on the stats?

5d ago thoughts and prayers · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago @49 was born to gint · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@red stop gooning

5d ago Sit @12 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ONE MORE TIME WE GONNA CELEBRATE OH YEAH ALRIGHT DONT STOP THE DANCIN

im scared chat

my ear is ringing

@43 swinging his arms on offense

nasty 1t from a mile out

Great pass!

Nice shot!

"caffeine"

@6 how do you stay locked in and not just skate in circles?

5d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

all about baiting the high sticks

Tom "Norwood" Wilson

@red **

@baldpeople

kind of like 50/50 you know?

not a bad boy but not as good boy

Great pass!

my feet are cold @everyone

5d ago ah he left · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

inhale my exhaust @Frankel

/vs

i love u @crabbykiwi

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!!

5d ago off my meds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

bc im insane

5d ago these @Coskey passes are crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

full black latex

true @69

they look grewat @49

<--- made custom mask skins of markys white devils mask, and his old panthers mask

<--- unmedicated schizophrenic!

@47

@markstrom

Nice shot!

5d ago thoughts and prayers @31 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

I am a seth jarvis enjoyer, sadly

5d ago yowza · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

nhl team

yo who's your team @fnc

5d ago fnc = fortnite battle pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

fort nite card

5d ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

fuggin new chud

@fnc :3

even if it went in ur ginting and trolling ur team

that's gint btw @coskey

Great pass!

/vs

5d ago otherwise you are getting fucked by awkward physics and then penalized for it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

for hooking to be a penalty there has to be a benefit for the player who is hooking

5d ago hits should drain stamina of whoever got hit, all im sayin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago gotta keep it close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

doin a lil trolling, chat

Sorry!

Whoops...

5d ago thank you @31 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yessirrrr

same (called in tummy hurdin)

how you doin big fella @TOMWILSON

5d ago now we see everyone who was having fun bullying absolute scrubs quitting bc they can't touch puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago you gotta shoot there, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

/vk

5d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

thank god he left

5d ago what we lack in SOG we make up for in penalty minutes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago you might get very bored @36 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago willy wonka ass lobbya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

this lobby kinda fried, chat

5d ago didn't turn hard enough, pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago thank god my king @CrabbyKiwi is here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

5d ago there's cherry picking then there's doing circles offsides · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb got distracted

was busy wondering wtf @45 is doing

5d ago rather than a bunch of goals from 2v1's or 2v2s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

we have an actual game now, chat

/vs

Whoops...

5d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

sounding like a honda fit horn

what is that horn

5d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Great pass!

thoughts and prayers @99

6d ago Take the shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Defending...

Great pass!

6d ago game trolled me, spawned as skater with goalie movements · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

WHAT

Defending...

6d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Defending...

6d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago Panthers legend Jacob @Markstrom is on it, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago off my stick, sadge · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

Close one!

6d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago net's down here mate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago yooo @Bratter · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Great pass!

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

that's crazy

no disrespect but how did they give you 5 goals? @10

got his ass

have you tried pressing p for pstick controls

6d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Great pass!

6d ago hat trick speedrun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

6d ago ggs fellas! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago i blame deezer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

damn maybe blue was buns, mb chat

6d ago off btw @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago fat fingered the left click whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago red vibes are through the roof · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i dont think it's a scramble thing, i think blue vibes are down

6d ago unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the same guys spamming for scramble stayed on the same team

/vs

it glitches half the spots

scramble doesn't work

6d ago if ur getting gapped that hard by galch i'd just leave, chat!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

scramble is broken anyways

6d ago my balls warm as hell rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

6d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

I'm an unmedicated schizophrenic!!! (dont tell my parole officer!!!)

Whoops...

Nice shot!

6d ago I got it! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago TABARNAK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

get him while he's dead chat!!!

Nice shot!

/help

/commands

/votepenalty 24

6d ago thought I was way further right than I was whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i can't c for the life of me chat

6d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

real

6d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goalie sens

Whoops...

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

What a save!

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

What a save!

6d ago i got u, bussy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you can have my g spot, @50

/vs

shouldnt have shot it, chat

offside into the icing into the goal, pain

/vs

off btw

passing to the hallucinations

im hallucinating teammates

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

puck is full of phobics

real

What a save!

6d ago @starlight taught me how to chud slide · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago whoops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

its okay u dont get penalty anyways

Great pass!

6d ago @50 with the fattest save of the game so far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

6d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

Close one!

6d ago Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

6d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Nice shot!

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

Close one!

Take the shot!

6d ago Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/sc y

6d ago banger @25 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago gonna smoke crack tonight · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

stayed up til 1 last night gambling and making custom mask .pngs

6d ago the one who taught me to chud slide · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yurrrrrrr my goat

6d ago gg fellas gonna go make food · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago robbed his ass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

6d ago tom brady ahh pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago didn't realize @NathanGerbe was like that, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

6d ago pressed p to see what was going on, that was wild · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sorry pressed p to see what was going on, that's wild

/vs

yeah this lobby cooked chat

shit is so bugged

wait what

6d ago my hole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

saw I had time to dash but didn't have stam

stammed out lmao

Whoops...

Defending...

Thanks!

What a save!

6d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago poocine, my goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

Thanks!

Defending...

Thanks!

6d ago 4v2 is pretty cringe · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago no matter whos' on the team · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

maybe red is just cursed

Nice shot!

Thanks!

6d ago we cooked chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

except aj and bob

just swapped everyone basically

/sc y

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@39 in net it'll be more even now chat

/vs

./ff

MAYBE IT IS A CRAZY ONE, CHAT

2 hard mb chat just woke up

6d ago /sc y · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

but /sc y

i really don't feel like the teams are that stacked, just really unlucky ig

/sc y

@Birbo farming apples

Great pass!

6d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago @Birbo detected · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago gn fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i should sleep or the ketamine man will get me

6d ago tried to do a silly bc what the hell lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Nice shot!

Great pass!

6d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago do I get a cinnamon raisin bagel with light cream cheese before bed fellas? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Whoops...

6d ago for POWWWWWWWWWWW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

more like need a fuckin P

6d ago ill be waiting chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago crazy it was like 6 shots to 0 and they joined red :cry: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Great pass!

i rely on it

aggro tending throws people off sometimes

why i do it @69

almost gave up a free goal bc i was busy thinking about corn

we can do individual kernels because cobs vary in size

how many pieces of corn can you eat per day before it becomes unhealthy?

6d ago he slapped that shit outta your hand lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

uh oh

/vs

keep it up and i'm not gonna take my meds tomorrow either

/vs

6d ago YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

come here chat

6d ago i got u king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vk 75

ban him @27 he's sabotaging you

Great pass!

close one @84

I'm gonna center myself

ponce I want a bbw latina emoji

6d ago dw guys I'll keep him here as lojng as i can · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago gonna have to switch teams, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

you're banning you @33

cya bear

I vote ban bear

im a sculpin enjoyer

im tryin chat

6d ago unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

bro kidnapped me and i didnt even get a save out of it

6d ago what's a ponce? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

YOU JUST GOT SHUTOUT BY AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC! (DONT TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER)

6d ago *picks Bear up and starts swinging him around in my crease* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Bear <3

6d ago Apple @Marky RP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and by hit, i mean i punch myself real hard in the stomach each time i give up a goal

I'm also taking a hit every goal

Close one!

6d ago What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

im a nerd with ZERO skills, chat

hellllllll nah

did markys white devils mask and a shitty generic florida one

it's real cool

I wish you could all see my mask I made, chat

come here chat

6d ago *does* AJ rule?a · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago thoughts and prayers @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i hear music and it's scaring me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago i got to hear the devils goal song tn that's enough of a W for me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

gn king

/vs

Close one!

Whoops...

Take the shot!

Great pass!

What a save!

6d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago @krog goin hard · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that's not a good sign

<--- points leader for @blue

Whoops...

Great pass!

Whoops...

6d ago Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-18 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 if I just shifted instead of standing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sometimes it's like that, almost had the save

Close one!

Nice shot!

Close one!

2026-07-18 alright we have a game chat, im gonna lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mead confirmed toe sucka

yall wash your feet in the shower?a

2026-07-18 it's one of my fave things to do @12 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was gonna go hit the afk

having some fun ts boring

hobblin around

Close one!

Thongs???

2026-07-18 quick everyone angrily blame @19 for the offsides · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

big assist from @19

there's a diff

you don't need to, you want to

Great pass!

2026-07-18 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 it was like at the heel of my stick too i didn't even launch it hard · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my stick is crazy

what

2026-07-18 Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

What a save!

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Close one!

im washed

if you get a sog it's going in

2026-07-18 @23 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lock in @31

Nice shot!

Pucks on net Type Xi

@38 is on one today

What a save!

2026-07-18 Kiwi with the skin on? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

smoke my nuts next @12

2026-07-18 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 I got it! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

thank you king

my tummy hurdin, chat

these shots got me dizzy

I got it!

pass a lil 2 hard put u in a poop spot

Nice shot!

Great pass!

Sorry!

/vs

ggs birdman

Close one!

@MarkB is a real 1

/vk

can't do that @blue

can't do that @23

alr ref

2026-07-18 NateMack moment · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

accidentally dashed out the way lmao

fingers too heavy

sometimes I do the right thing on those passes

i mean it was a good pass and good shot but my stick was literally on his stick

Nice shot!

What a save!

2026-07-18 you drink your 1.5L of milk this morning? @MarkB · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@personman is insane!!

What a save!

the bangladesh snipers

@MarkB said if I give him $20 he'll get me a spot on his pphl team!

2026-07-18 please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hit me birbo

you got this, you get a goal today

just make sure u dont pass the blue line until the puck does

it's okay king

many such cases

off @48

@Birbo chanced me twice there, very dangerous man

2026-07-18 caught @MarkB asking people to save him a drwa of their cigs down at the circlek the other day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

2026-07-18 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

known PPHL demon @Birbo

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 @markb wouldnt be here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

if people got trolled for being bad

i've been worst goalie in 90% of my games

i learned most of my time on these servers, just knowing rules is all you need

not really an issue of skill but just knowing rules

just try to learn the rules and you're chillina

Defending...

Thanks!

2026-07-18 <--- unmedicated schizophrenic (don't tell my parole officer!!!!) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 bring it back down here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

get that outta here

2026-07-18 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@NATEMAC does tha

what a king

off da handle

what a goat

damn

Great pass!

wasn't on net but man was that a gross lil save

2026-07-18 that was deflection @red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

*fingers @MarkB*

/vk

2026-07-18 homerun birbo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

forgot to hold space on my slide sorry guys

2026-07-18 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

ayo @red since when do yall go so hard on D

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/ff

had a little elevation but it bonked my stink

2026-07-18 everyone left my ass :cry: · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

2026-07-18 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

/vk

Nice shot!

Great pass!

2026-07-18 /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vk

yeah I'm not locked at all lmao

can't dive backwards, i trolled

2026-07-18 nobody ever expects to have an open net there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 good for hugging posts and moving fast but I be doin troll shit w it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

e q as goalie, one leg up, oen leg down

it's too fun

I've been in a slump ever since they introduced RVH

Whoops...

is that PPHL legend @JeromeIguana ????

Thanks!

Defending...

Thanks!

$#@%!

Need stamina!

Thanks!

What a save!

2026-07-18 i mean from me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

no sillies

alright im locked chat

/vs

smashing pumpkins >

tony twisted his shi\

2026-07-18 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

nasty

I think chi red might be cursed

2026-07-18 montreal ass goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

what the heeellll

nice 1

./raisenet blue 100ft

2026-07-18 sit @44 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/backpass

gg fellas

Close one!

What a save!

2026-07-18 <-- officially a panthers fan, chat :- ) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

not against me at least

@MarkB doesn't score there

2026-07-18 Flames legend, Oilers dad, heart of Canada, Jerome Iguana · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 JeromeIguana > · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 SHOOOOT @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

runnin laps, real ass mf

i see u @Muffin

Whoops...

2026-07-18 off btw @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im slow chat, skating has my brain fried

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

quiet ass shootout

get this one pellikka, i wanna shoot again

What a save!

Nice shot!

I'm basically @MarkB

that's progress, chat

yk at least I can hit posts now

yuck

bro this puck is light as a mf

Whoops...

Great pass!

2026-07-18 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@1 come on bruh

Close one!

Whoops...

2026-07-18 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

2026-07-18 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 GG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

2026-07-18 did not mean to pull myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 everyone else drink their 1.5L of milk this morning? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 forgot to extend slide, had no chance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 imma hop out too, shi stacked · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs man

2026-07-18 2 good saves into pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Close one!

2026-07-18 thinking about moving to NL and joining the coast guard chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah bound to warm up

zabrid kind of cracked chat

damn

can't even enjoy nature in ns its crazy

ns blows for ticks rn

was finding those mfs in my car for weeks it was horrible

got to my car and had like 6 ticks on me

went on a hike a while back, like 3 day trip

ticks are the bane of my existence brother

2026-07-18 it's alright, kind of just miss home, summers are horrifically hot and gross, winters are lame · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 my people fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's so sick @SwissCheeze

2026-07-18 sackvegas ahh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's sick though, growing up in nunavut must have been interesting

one of us @48

wolfville

what part?

grew upo in labrador, live in ns

helll yeah, my inuit brother??????

where you from? @48

2026-07-18 idk who made that save but thank you fella · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Defending...

Thanks!

almost cried, huge save

i didn't see third guy on my map so I passed it right to him

2026-07-18 you know how produce gives you diarrhea now · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i think i ate the kiwi that gives you diarrhea

2026-07-18 Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

Defending...

Thanks!

Defending...

Thanks!

What a save!

Close one!

Great pass!

2026-07-18 you're kind of the premier goat @19 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

come on @50

sit @19

2026-07-18 banger name tbh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mb was reading

what league is hitmen? @19

/vs

you just got shutout by an unmedicated schizophrenic :cool:

2026-07-18 i give up freebies all day · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3 mins for 1 goal is easy

2026-07-18 come here friends! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 gooner @84 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 can't do that @red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 aint even clenched · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

RUH ROH

Close one!

2026-07-18 /backpass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 refs owe you 1 @red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sit @64

sometimes i hit israeli state

shit gaping

i have the biggest 5hole i've ever seen

same

it happen

sometimes you accidentally life the pad and let it in

/vs

Whoops...

two people went to take c

Nice shot!

2026-07-18 samurai ahh save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

slashed that mf puck out the air

2026-07-18 it's a hard life · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 dont touch my puck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

all I knoiw is pipes and grippy play together im p sure

idk who else on that mf

who's on ur team @33

i hope ts custom that sound crazy

my h ole

sorry chat i hit my mepsi bottle and almost spiulled it

pilk

that's what makes it good

i grab my empty 2l pepsi bottle and fill it most of the way up with whatever i want to drink

liter and a half is my usual for beverages

i start shaking and squealing uncontrollably

when i drink too much coffee it makes me really horny

Nice shot!

I heard drinking coffee is bad for you

2026-07-18 my tummy HURDIN · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i drank a liter and a half of milk this morning chat

2026-07-18 kaboom kablow · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-18 get that puck away from me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Defending...

Thanks!

What a save!

/vs

2026-07-18 why 233 hours skater and still poopass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bc it's fun chat

reminds me of my ex

solid

had a kiwi with the skin on this morning

you know me, skater fr

my swiss sneezer

yurrr

2026-07-18 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 all about smackin the knart · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wortyh

2026-07-18 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-18 anyone else eating a kiwi with the skin on, today? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i just roke up

well knarted

gm chat

2026-07-18 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 team straight killin me rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

bro just be passin the puck to whoever

Great pass!

2026-07-17 mb chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was that not off?

2026-07-17 what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 8 breakaways and 3 afks · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

alr im out fellas ts boring as hell

2026-07-17 Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

this is my chi ping

feel like this is chi not atl

my ping is lowered

2026-07-17 $#@%! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

OMG!

Defending...

2026-07-17 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

devils "you suck!" chant >>>>

devils goal song is bangin

i miss chip

2026-07-17 chip is so handsome · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

chip was there with me on day 1

<--- top 30 saves in ponce btw

if you guys shoot im giving up 8

i lied im drunk and have contacts in

id be standing on my head too if yall could shoot a puck on net

me talking about my tongue

yall gotta shoot da puck @blue

2026-07-17 never had mead, kingcobrajfs made them look delicious though · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

or are u all liberal sissies?

anyone else drinking a cider rn?

2026-07-17 I kissed fnc last night · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

i kissed him before

fnc my goat

2026-07-17 long time no see, king!2 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hi chipper

2026-07-16 shot on me and then handed it off, toxic fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

@3 is a double agent chat

2026-07-16 stammed out chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

./raisenet blue 100ft

2026-07-16 shoutout gaf for adding that 0.00-0.999 seconds · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

buzzer eater

Nice shot!

im bored, chat

2026-07-16 getting mangled like that 3v4 is pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4 chasing the puck is crazy

2026-07-16 someone wash this guy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

im assss

popping 2 zyns to lock in

anyone else drinking coke zero rn?

2026-07-16 didn't touch it, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 .889 chat herro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 hookin deez · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 my parole officer doesnt know i stopped taking my anti psychotic meds!!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Great pass!

What a save!

2026-07-16 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

<-- unmedicated schizophrenic roommate of pphl legend @Houcine

2026-07-16 net's over here mate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

not sure how i didnt get stick on it to launch it

packet loss probably

2026-07-16 actually a nasty poke there · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

2026-07-16 if the police find out i dont take my meds i will go to jail!!! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

<--- is supposed to take my meds twice a day but i dont take them ever

he was chillin

(performance of my life)

it's okay I'm warming up to get u with 94% again

(they're nice)

wait until you smell his feet

<--- unmedicated schizophrenic!!!

I'm retired (on disability)

im sorry @74 don't hit me please

houcine is a fuckin nerd

real

@26

my game crashed, chat

2026-07-16 *kisses scumbag* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-16 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

mhfhgfhgh

slid right in there perfectly @AIC

Nice shot!

great value aoc be like

Whoops...

2026-07-16 anyone else smell like maison margiela coffee break rn??? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-16 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

banger song @23

just skate out

*digging spitefully*

IS EVERYONE HYPE FOR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CLASSIC?

2026-07-16 i kiss you on the mouth · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i wopuldnt say no, but no worries

2026-07-16 alright gonna find a server, gl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

marky does it

15 save shutout, chat

backl to ur net @96

Defending...

Thanks!

What a save!

2026-07-16 @96 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I thought @96 was better than this

@96

2026-07-16 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Great pass!

5v3 is crazy

they're ashamed bc I farmed them

Great pass!

banger

classic chi move @4

2026-07-16 prime @Benson rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Nice shot!

Great pass!

<--- 12 save gamer

gotta say, 12 saves, im locked

black licorice that's salty

Great pass!

anyone fw salted licorice, chat?

2026-07-16 me im here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im the goalie, chat

What a save!

Close one!

Great pass!

What a save!

lights too bright @64

pressure tending

2026-07-16 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-16 kinda cringe · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my stam carries over when it goalie swaps

2026-07-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-16 i turnt it down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

but i had to be an admin for this decade

they offered me 15 10 5 million

later king

/votesetgoals red 8

imma give up 30

shiiiii lemme get one, chat

what the hellllll

2026-07-16 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 gonna go play some gamez · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gg fellas

2026-07-15 my boy GRIPPY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Nice shot!

2026-07-15 im biracial · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 I'm getting high off the crack smoke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

so they can get free goals

they're trying to bore us to sleep @6

rip harry

2026-07-15 that's how I gave up my goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

same

*grips*

MY BOY GRIPPY

Close one!

had to do something im bored as helllllll

almost had to fire 2 staff today chat

2026-07-15 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 net's down here mate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

shift tabbed in the middle of that almost frew up

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

tryin my best @74

2026-07-15 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

we're all teammates in the battle against capitalism

well passed, comrade

Whoops...

im warm chat, you got no chance!!!!

should i scratch them?

my gums are itchy, chat

what was it

oomtm put my goal song I wanted in, so I gotta let him have a chance

first of the day chat

2026-07-15 <--- big round belly that Benson likes to lay on after a long hard day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

first of the day, then I got a fat 94% off yall

<--- never been scored on by @Houcine

what you gonna do about it?

im diggin it it rn

a lot

benson does that

the unkickable goat

/vk

2026-07-15 don't feel shame · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

only so much u can do when the goat is tracking the puck like that, fella

rubbin an rubbin on my yellow leg

hairy goat

Great pass!

he's so lockedf

2026-07-15 /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

fed my cats last night @28

no, me

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-15 be safe *mwah* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs chat

Great pass!

Whoops...

Peak Neverpo

getting the puck if u didnt dive on it

What a save!

2026-07-15 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2026-07-15 imma take a nap fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2026-07-15 toxic ahh goal song chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

i had to go to school for this decade

2026-07-15 gn fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goin straight to the beer fund

close one, just saved $20 on cat food this week

2026-07-15 benson tryna starve my cats · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 learned that one from babcok · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so we can see what kind of man he really is

@25 thinks we should look at @1 cellphone

2026-07-15 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

cowboard feeding the whole neighborhood tn

2026-07-15 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

funfact: bearbrovsky has never scored a goal on IAPL prospect @Markstrom

Thanks!

1 more and i'll crack some wet food for them mid game

looks like dinner for lyric and melody tonight

2026-07-15 if blue wins, ill feed my cats · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

probably give me diarrhea im lactose intolerant

anyone ever had deep fried cream cheese?

2026-07-15 here come dat boi · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 i got like 3 lock in games in me maybe, then im fried · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i think im just too tired from earlier games

that's it, no food for lyric and melody today

/vk 39

2026-07-15 @1 and @28 are locked in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if someone scores on me tn I'm not feeding my cats for a week

fraser tryna kill me

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/backpass

should kick hasek

2026-07-15 thing flies if u touch it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

light as hell

forgot puck is like a balloon

2026-07-15 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Whoops...

2026-07-15 cyal ater chat, gonna smoke crack · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

2026-07-15 sorry fellas, gotta go do a game rq · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 refs are pro zoinking · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

penalty there is crazy

What a save!

./raisenet blue 100ft

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I have a crush on @PHL prospect @91 @Zoink

24 saves not as good as 1 goal, unreal game

gn fellas

can't let zoink have that W

doing it so you can win it, not @91

you freak

I lied

doin this for you @74

lmao

someone draft this kid!!!

2026-07-15 gonna be a long night chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

had to get the sillies out

from giving up 30 to .917

2026-07-15 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 im just warm now · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

lfg chat

took ou 2 of em

2026-07-15 just spinning out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shift tabbed lmaoooo

2026-07-15 l0l · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Take the shot!

I got it!

Take the shot!

Thanks!

What a save!

2026-07-15 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-15 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Close one!

2026-07-15 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

What a save!

2026-07-14 don't let him sit there like that chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 gl chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr im warmed up

Close one!

no 7 for u buddy i told u

battlin zoink

im out there solo fr

unreal

fanned on it

Close one!

probably got worms

my savebot isnt working

I s2g zoink normally doesn't blow me out like this, probably somethin wrong

4 of the 6 don't count bc i was diggin

i cant smoke weed or my teeth get itchy and i get scared

was playing iapl combine, ts feels like crack compared to that shit

aint no way captaincheese is talking

you aint getting 7!!!

i can hold hi mat 6

2026-07-14 straight to the fat D, what a dom · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

o thank god

/vk

get his ass!!!

/vk 28

someone finger @91

imma blame it on 3v4

2026-07-14 start diggin in yo 'strom, twin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

joke?

D3 legend @48

Thanks!

I got it!

mb was playing with my ass

Close one!

pinky too weak

my shift didn't drop me whoopsies

wasn't even unlucky

wasn

I was on the puck the whole way across chat dw

net is over here @91

Close one!

2026-07-14 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

what bad passes mb chat

I'll touch you

2026-07-14 gotta save those @39 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-14 i love u · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

*kisses unc*

what a goat

if you really loved milk you'd give me your goalie spot

any milk drinkers tn?

2026-07-14 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 brutal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 not sure why i spawned with 0 stam · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 double whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 o im a yummy yummy in ur tummy cummy drinkin gummy bear · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 I got it! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 sit and think for a min · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

had nobody down there to accept the pass

I got it!

2026-07-14 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Great pass!

2026-07-14 o nobody there again · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

perfetti glendening at it again

you guys should let me play the puck instead of just running back to get on defense when it's not needed

2026-07-14 puck supposed to go in da net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

can't do that @red

faceoff machine

@91 is Luke Glendening in disguise

2026-07-14 91 for a bag of chips and future considerations · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

nasty

2026-07-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

shutout chat

2026-07-14 swap? @42 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

<-- scored a goal as skater today

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

2026-07-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 wtf lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

sit @36

@91 <3

soft hits, chat

I miss when bedarded wasn't cranky 24/7

i gained a lot from lying about that tbh

thats a +_

it made me giggle

alt f4 is diff menu

got his ass

p for pstick settings

2026-07-14 lookin like tom brady rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 3 people just watching him is crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

wtf lol

2026-07-14 45 is standard · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

afk into the own goal

whack

can't do that @21

/vs

2026-07-14 ggs fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i went the wrong way

lmao

2026-07-14 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lmao

you suck

best goal song in the game, chat

Great pass!

Nice shot!

2026-07-14 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 never expect ur goalie to be a 200ft player · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 7 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-14 getting hit should zonk ur energys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my turn

exactly how he taught me to do it

watch, he'll make a crazy dive save on this next play

fnc taught me how to dive save

Great pass!

premier tier

no shame in that @3 me and @6 are both top tier goalies

2026-07-14 sit @6 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2 is a first for me as well @3

2026-07-14 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Great pass!

IT'S HOW I HIT 95%

IM AN UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIC

that pen was pretty messed up bc it was really me and a red player battling for puck that launched it

2026-07-14 marky calm and composed under pressure, as always chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ur steam id # kinda bangs

if I have a poop bucket, you have 2

@fnc you have more hours in this than me,s urely

I still need to poop, chat

scary ahh @red team

lmaoooo

just like that jumped from .66 to .875

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

should've waited, was off anyways

ouch

2026-07-14 Sorry! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

mcknee

2026-07-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Sorry!

Whoops...

2026-07-14 real · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

been that way for months

any hit that knocks goalie is insta call

its bc it was goalie

gotta play more ponce, chat

can't do that @17

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- stick on it btw

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

Close one!

how wasn't that icing, am i trolling

Defending...

Thanks!

What a save!

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good d

Sorry!

2026-07-14 im talking about phil and amadeus "zerosog" lombingi · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 gonna need some good players to get some banter goin this shit just whack · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the moves on this man

Nice shot!

2026-07-14 ? I let in one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

still no save im gonna puek

Nice shot!

2026-07-14 someone should put one on net so I can make a save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yowza

that guy asked to be goalie for both and he doin that shit

who tripped him?

Whoops...

I scored a goal today as skater :-)

@CrabbyKiwi <3

2026-07-14 give me sloppy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im back chat

2026-07-14 sorry work call, gotta go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whoops

2026-07-14 we tuck that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

brain not good today chat

yeah I thought I was blue

lmao

I was wondering why it wasnt icing

o i forgot we were red

What a save!

2026-07-14 hurry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i need to poop real bad, chat

2026-07-14 just wanted to hear devils goal song · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I tried chat, I'm not good

damn gg

2026-07-14 almost shit myself · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

slapped my water

whoops

lobby full of clutch shots so far

Nice shot!

What a save!

2026-07-14 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 @17 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 Sorry! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 kappaaaaaaaa · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you got scored on by 15 hours skater btw

lucky bounce goal is cope

HEYYYYYYY

2026-07-14 can't do that @17 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Sorry!

2026-07-14 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 i barely tapped it i s2g · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2026-07-14 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 ggs fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

what better way to end the night

sometimes its like that

2026-07-14 then I gave up 69,000 more · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

reminder: my first goal I gave up was like 1 in a million :(

/votesetgoals blue 69420

wait set both to 69420 so we can have a good OT before I go sleep

/votesetgoals blue 67

no @YeshieSir

/votesetgoals red 69420

./votesetgoals color number

it sets goals to 2

type ./vk 4

/votesetgoals blue 2

/votebluegoals 2

/votegoals blue 2

Thanks!

Close one!

2026-07-14 can ytou tbnk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

TABARNAK

2026-07-14 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 my dash didn't go, pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 actual nightmare fuel · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

most horrific freak goal I've ever given

/vs

I'll J to that youtube

gas leak in the crease

2026-07-14 you gotta dash to the side there @64 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 im crazy!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lookin like another shutout, chat!!!

2026-07-14 /vk 14 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vw

whoever isnt vk right now is trolling

/vk

/vw

@ProtasMyGoat taught me how to chud slide

MarkistaniSniper

/vk

/vw

2026-07-14 they getting held to 1/19 by me, aint a pro in here chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

we all bad

nobody pro in this lobby @14

What a save!

2026-07-14 off @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

marky rp

primary assist

Nice shot!

2026-07-14 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 MarkB coached me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

.941 chat yippeeee

Thanks!

2026-07-14 markb shootiung at the net in chi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 solid 2 mins of hopping in my crease · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

just needed ts outta my zone

2026-07-14 my sens is cooked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

i barely tapped that idk

Close one!

came in a lil hotter than i expected

2026-07-14 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

2026-07-14 Pieck is who I wish Nico Hischier was · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

big w

save into da post into da gint

2026-07-14 @58 is a 14m a year defenseman · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

I'm frowed up

<3 @48

/vs

almost got SwissCheeze'd

What a save!

anyone jealous?

made jalapeno havardi grilled cheese and had a beer today

>:(

Great pass!

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-14 @77 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

good evening @48 @91 @33 @4 @58

we locked in, this lobby stacked

alr 1 for free is enough tn

gotta let them tie it up

what's up fellas

yurrr

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 my 5hole is pulsing rn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 pls stay outta my crease chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bring it in fellas

2026-07-14 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

alr we locked in for the next 15 mins trust

/vs

2026-07-14 mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 sit @33 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 he's a goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

to believe I've been writing hateful things about bouncer in discord ever since I met him

2026-07-14 bring tage back im washed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dont look

i hurt his feelings chat, iwas joking

Great pass!

marky double goalie was holding it down

get this guy outta here

2026-07-13 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 cmon bruh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Nice shot!

2026-07-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 chi lobbys suck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-13 whoopsies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wrong way

Sorry!

2026-07-13 luv u all · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ggs chat gonna go play some silly games

Thanks!

Whoops...

o 31 is here

i can double g :-)

clicks for dashes

stop space, shift crouch

i got no clue i do weirdo shit

2026-07-13 iced whoops · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 one leg up one leg down · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

whens last time u played g

q and e are rvh now

im wap

Great pass!

@Driver my goat tbh

YEEET

<--- sitting in a haworth soji chair, very comfy and ergonomic

2026-07-13 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 what does that mean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gonna order a burger from dairy queen to celebrate

got a $600 bonus today chat

gaf should add customizable masks fr

big rimmer

we stick those

2026-07-13 and I can do it, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's not about if i should or shouldn't put the stick on the puck, it's about doing it

had to do it to em

2026-07-13 ayo team killed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-13 No problem. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-13 <--- bigdom taught me how to chud slide · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Thanks!

2026-07-13 tad too hard idk why my sens cooked · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

No problem.

Thanks!

that was messed up there was like 3 of them lmao

damn 17 got ran down on and robbed of that puck

2026-07-13 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 pain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

/vs

mb wasnt locked chat

Close one!

What a save!

tried to send it more left

2026-07-13 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-13 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-13 was looking at my phone so i didnt know if i had time to push puck or not mb fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Close one!

What a save!

2026-07-13 <--- #2's biggest fan · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

sit @69

2026-07-13 bro got hit and woke up on the wrong side of the ice · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

actual mvp didn't even get a start, that pass was yuck

Whoops...

can't even be mad that was a hell of a pass

i trolled so hard

Great pass!

banger song tbh

2026-07-13 unreal pop up @69 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

Great pass!

Nice shot!

2026-07-13 o hell yeah spacecow on my team? I'm happy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

o that wasn't off, crazy

2026-07-13 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/ff

why didn't we ff

/ff

/vs

mb toxic

that mf sniped me too

unreal

god two ass cheek goalies in a row

2026-07-13 bro just be dashing left and right fr · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 wtf u doin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-13 brother just snipes my spot, smh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/ff

/vs

bro never played g in his life ig

/vs

/vw

2026-07-13 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2026-07-12 the knart is on the loose · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-12 gonna go find a lobby to warm up chat, have fun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-12 gonna bite u chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

zoink took the g spot, what a delinquent

2026-07-12 nice stick @19 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-12 I took a real big pee today, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-12 who up milkin they kermit? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 gn fellas! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

alright chat im goin sleep im too fried

2026-07-12 i think im too cooked chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

stop it chat

/vs

ouch

2026-07-12 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 paddy just choked homie out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Sorry chat watching ufc

PADDY DA GOAT

2026-07-12 BC IM HUGE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

YI SHRUNK THE NET

IM JUST BULKY

Thanks!

2026-07-12 ./raisenet red 100ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 im sick chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 5hole got me poor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

blame them for me not buying you a car

whose idea was it to make 5hole stretch like that? @oomtm

i bang my head, undo 5hole gape update

<3 whoev er added rvh

rvh >

Thanks!

2026-07-12 i was lookin at that mfs head wondering why nobody had the puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-12 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 we locked, not leaving crease · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

okay that was the jump button mb chat

im too drunk to play the puck chat, gl

2026-07-12 had to try it chat, they should've had one anyways · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

good call, king

2026-07-12 Pipes goin through it tn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-12 *hugs puckistanisniper* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 anyone excited for me? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna make a jalapeno havardi grilled cheese tn chat

2026-07-11 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 alright im trolling mb chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

weeeee

2026-07-11 had to do it to em · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

accidentally shift tabbed, fingers too fat

whoops

Whoops...

2026-07-11 it's called trolling, we do a little trolling · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 didnt count as a save smh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 you like that lil tap? @86 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-11 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 supposed to let those in @4 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 @chromg the goat??? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

sorry I didn'tr know which team I was on

2026-07-11 that whole game was unfun!!! im outta here!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yowza

2026-07-11 the fall off is absurd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

tage used to be good chat idk

2026-07-11 about to get MARKYD · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 @72 ? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sleepy head

get up @4

2026-07-11 heads up, if I have the puck, you don't need to come down chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 I would love tradeable skins · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

they should add loot crates and tradeable skins to puck

2026-07-11 instead I am playing iapl combine like a scrub · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I should've been a pphl goali

unreal, very handsome tall man

@MarkB what's ur shoe size again?

"lets not open up this crown of worms"

he has a crown of worms

little worm crown gamer

Nice shot!

2026-07-11 10 mins of cherry pickingh for 1 sog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 ./setnetwidth blue 200ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

red is cooked

2026-07-11 never had a chance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nah bounce off the tummy

smh

idk my neighbor gives them to me

I like how my teeth are itchy when I take my medication

2026-07-11 is that how everyone shoots on CHI? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

GET HIM CHAT

/vk 81

2026-07-11 that's how u know chi is down bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

u gotta shoot those @4

long time no see buddy

protas

/vs

/ff

/vs

2026-07-11 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 @72 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

off @4

2026-07-11 gotta stop puck to get save % up @DMG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

Great pass!

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 thoughts and prayers @92 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

o wow

SOG check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo

the skies are not safe, gi. they will napalm you tonight

gi, your helicopters fall from the sky, like broken birds

you cannot dig foxhole to hide in, gi joe, your bombers will find you

sweaty

what's poppin phillistine

yurrrrr

2026-07-11 alr i gotta go deal w work shit gl fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wasnt ready for double goalie mb

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-11 im dialed in, sure wish i had someone to tell me how to play rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

pls don't block me outta my crease, chat :-)

2026-07-11 how's that a pen? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 zero sog yappin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mb chat, discord popped up someone calling

2026-07-11 /w Frankel if one of us puts it on net, we should let it go in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

2026-07-11 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you cannot dig foxhole to hide in, gi joe. your bombers will find you

/vs

YOUR HELICOPTERS FALL LIKE BROKEN BIRDS FROM THE SKY

Nice shot!

2026-07-11 YOUR FORWARDS DO NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE DOWN HERE, GI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THE CREASE IS DANGEROUS, GI. THEY WILL NAPALM YOU TONIGHT

YOU HAVE LOST THIS WAR, GI. YOUR FORWARDS WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND

YOUR RICH FORWARDS GROW RICHER WHILE YOU DIE IN THE CREASE, GI

DEFECT GI, IT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE A SINKING SHIP

THEY HAVE ORDERED YOU TO GET SCORED ON, GI, DO NOT TRUST THEM

2026-07-11 gotta thank my post · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR

YOUR FORWARDS HAVE ABANDONED YOU GI

Close one!

2026-07-11 SHOULDVE HAD A MID DAY SQUARE @MAXSES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 NO NEED FOR LUNCH NOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YJUST POPPED A MID DAY SQUARE, CHAT

Close one!

2026-07-11 bitta team work goes a long way chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-11 cya · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 alr we good · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my nvidia overlay isn't working chat

2026-07-11 im tryna larp as brodeur, no trapezoid pls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hell nah

what kind of update chat

2026-07-11 think that puck came so fast I was having a stroke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my screen went blurry chat

sorry i only do gay ponce relationships

thats my wife

2026-07-11 someone came and stopped me from sliding · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay it was gint if it went in

2026-07-11 gotta get back on D there @49 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-11 banger · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

literally just make the pngs in photoshop

sad I lost my custom marky masks I made, now I gotta remake them chat

2026-07-11 it's the extended dash · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lets see it

chudslide time @Brexy

not even clenched

tony da goat

any curtis joseph fans in the chat?

well showered

well sniped back @19

/vs

need at least 20 sog again this game @red

o he sniped

2026-07-11 .81 on 4 ga · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-11 SheepGuy? More like goat guy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-11 generational talent @27 coiming in hot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-11 <--- based marky enjoyer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-11 2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

accidentally jumped instead of dive

rebound my keys since i had to reinstall

unreal

bro is dodging heat on roblox hockey by name changing lol

2026-07-11 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 oilers legend @MikeSmith · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

What a save!

2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

real

2026-07-11 2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

grow up

slurring in roblox hockey is crazy buddy

so why do we care that he's showertaker though

2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

on ur profile

it's on ponce buddy

ur chat history bud

2026-06-23 /w sirgay im showertaker btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

why did you tell sirgaybobrovsky you were showertaker then

showertaker is wash

lmao

o it is showertaker

/vs

check chat history on website duh

What a save!

Great pass!

more like a shaved ferrett

2026-07-11 was a guy, she has a long skinny hog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- dating a beautiful trans woman

2026-07-11 unreal iq · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

imagine dropping slurs in roblox hockey though lmao

2026-07-11 my sens isnt even high · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

What a save!

2026-07-11 who would've thought some sweaty nerd with 1k+ hours drops slurs onlineeeeeeeeee · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

almost sticked it out

Close one!

2026-07-11 YOUR FORWARDS DO NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE DOWN HERE, GI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

THE CREASE IS DANGEROUS, GI. THEY WILL NAPALM U TONIGHT

2026-07-11 WHILE U DIE IN THE CREASE, GI · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

YOUR RICH FORWARD GROW RICHER

YDO NOT TRUST THEM

THEY HAVE ORDERED YOU TO GIVE UP GOALS, GI

it's called trolling, we do a little trolling

funny

ordered them in the mail and let them loose in my apartment building

good, itchy as hell. i got fleas

g'day @48

YYOUR BOMBERS WILL FIND YOU

YYOU CANNOT DIG A FOXHOLE TO HIDE IN, GI

YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT WIN THIS WAR GI

YOUR DEFENSEMAN HAVE ABANDONED YOU GI

/vs

THEY TRUSTED ME! LFG

should pull goalie, chat, trust me

2026-07-11 put it in your lil tummy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah, you gonna fit it all in your little belly? @TOMWILSOn

too much sauce, mb chat

Whoops...

2026-07-11 unreal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

coskey really doesnt wanna play w me

Great pass!

name familiar

brexy are u the other goalie who doesn't skate

team hates me

not a single compliment on them saves smh

What a save!

it's a woman and puckistani sniper put her there

when i team chat it doesn't say team

yoww

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 dirty coochie chicken · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

they don't clean their shit ig because their chicken tastes like fish, genuinely makes me sick thinking about it

popeyes near me is disgusting

real

how was the bogo chicken sandies, @TOMWILSON

2026-07-11 wow it's ponce server legend @TOMWILSON · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-11 kind of crazy what is and isn't counting as saves rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 wha · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 YHOW TO FIX THIS DISGUSTINGLY BRIGHT ICE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-11 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 computa, explode this mans penar · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

may as well be north korea, chat

"You can't votekick an admin."

/vk 67

imma blame it on the puck being built more liek a ball now than ev er

thought i shot it gently but i guess not

Great pass!

Whoops...

Sorry!

Nice shot!

Great pass!

2026-07-11 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 ggs fellas, have a good night · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

What a save!

why does @89 have that little peanut next to his nam

dw @42 I won't let you leave me

instead I dedicated all my time to learning how to sit here and get cucked

I wish I could skate

need that nj devils goal song, chat

tf is this song

crows are a top 5 fave animal of mine

they taste exactly how you'd expect, they are a foul bird that eats garbage

like crow

anyone ever ate crow meat before?

2026-07-11 I was expected a little slap at my pads · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

since when do you shoot like that

i feel happier now

well silenced

bob leponge

mb, sometimes I do that

@67 stop bro

yaaasss queen

watch this

Whoops...

charging is crazy, ponce servers soft as hell now

2026-07-11 mb chat I was doing loops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

tf did you do lmao

roughing is unreal

well blewed

/vs

win the game off this fat save

this is it chat

Close one!

/vk 36

no goals except @42

stick to the script fellas

I love a giant AI in my face while im tryna track the puck

SO is broken on a good day

real lmao

2026-07-11 read the script @42 ur supposed to hit that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

trust, chat

it's okay I was on net if the puck didn't go wide

sadly

2026-07-11 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Close one!

2026-07-11 forgot we have the king of alberta, father of edmonton, Jerome Iguana · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 cool as a poocumber · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-11 team refuses to let me troll · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sad, i tried to give it to you guys

./raisenet red 100ft

2026-07-11 wtf lmao okay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

or is my shit bugged

wait is this game dead ass saying i made zero saves?

i would've passed it out further but i was scratching my nuds

Whoops...

finally i can breathe, chat

Great pass!

so sketchy

how did that one go through my pads

2026-07-11 cats were fighting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

close one, i wasnt lookin chat

2026-07-11 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

unless it's side to side movement

im not built to go fast

im scared

who tf is she

also wtf is this???

ts really is awful lmao why it look like that

2026-07-11 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Need stamina!

didnt realize i was double g

<--- dating puckistani sniper

this markstrom guy is INSANE!!!

What a save!

looking like a stomach

anyone else see some kind of organ at center ice?

2026-07-11 ty king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o thank god, they're gone

tell them to remove that shit immediately

I do not wanna see sticks on my minimap, chat

new puck physics every other day fella

real

this brightness seems fucky rn

2026-07-09 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

robbed me of my shutout

never taking a work c all again

should've been a shutout, chat.

2026-07-09 I scared them off, chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 the gentlest pass chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-09 cmon bruh u gotta hit those · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 more like peen shot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 mb chat work call · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I need you to defend me :(

2026-07-09 @48 what the heellll man · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 damn swiss really abandoned me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 Sorry! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

2026-07-09 what's poppin unc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Sorry!

2026-07-09 gonna go make food fellas, have fun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 o we are lmao · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 YEEET · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-09 yessir · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

What a save!

2026-07-09 :3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

how are my best friends doing tonight?

I'm going to the big leagues!!!!

certified gamer, this is it.

3-0 in my iapl combine games, chat

2026-07-09 this is it!!! a real iapl professional!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gonna go finish my 3rd iapl combine match fellas!!!

2026-07-09 p · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Great pass!

2026-07-09 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

2026-07-09 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 that's me locked, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

think it's to fix the glitch that trolled the first shooter every time

Sorry!

2026-07-09 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Sorry!

yurrr

2026-07-08 alright ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 40% of @81 hits are penalties · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 yeah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i know how boring it gets in those low shot games

making sure ur locked in

testing u fewlla

wew

2026-07-08 Sorry! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

and id take ur ankles out

Marky stops those, chat

*lifts stick*

2026-07-08 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was zoned out

2026-07-08 hiiii · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

instantly

yeah

need to score a goal with the new goal song, chat

/backpass

/vs

2026-07-08 how can I repay you, goat ? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o wow oomtm is the goat, I can start my skater arc

2026-07-08 I lost $250 on baccarat I can't buy you a car · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

don't do it

wait no i lied im poor

i will buy u a car

New Jersey Devils 2026 Goal Horn (Stadium Version) pls oomtm

yeah i think it's all web queue now, and they have a premier queue?

this is why they banned you from the discord

get back in net @30

2026-07-08 rip 1 months salary right ? @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deEkBM_-7aY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wild i didnt realize you were actually the guy

yeah :(

oomtm, devils goal song when?

server is ran by haters

still didn't add NJ devils goal song

it's okay, he means chris paul

2026-07-08 tronno · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

tell by the smell

like $5

2026-07-08 Team kill · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

KABOOM KABLOW

Nice shot!

alr we lock in for one

/vs

wtf

2026-07-08 <--- taught pidge to play csgo (he uses walls) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 net's over here btw @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

im hot ASSSSSSSSSS

so am I and still 0-3

https://poncepuck.net/ranked/queue/

2026-07-08 it's okay if it was any closer to the net, i was on it chat, trust. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 it's that guy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 i was so confused · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o ilya left

2026-07-08 we lock in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mb chat, empty lobby got my itchy

2026-07-08 i luv u all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-08 never my fault, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@49 abandoned us, it happens

shit is sweet, i make zero saves and win

didn't even see why u said sorry @19 <3

sonyc about to clip farm me and chat will just have me saying "im a power bottom"

im a power bottom, chat

nice

im gay

oooo me

free cup in florida for the goat, he deserves it

yurr

2026-07-08 not at all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

reminder: I taught bigdom everything he knows

domi the absolute banger

marky >>>>>>>>>>>>>

cujo really was the goat

what a handsome lad

rip prime sundin

thoughts and prayers

2026-07-08 kinda feeling another couple before bed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

had 2 for breakfast

anyone get the footlong hotdog from subway yet?

@30 is a certified post merchant

couldnt be me

ty for letting me farm saves

2026-07-08 finding out sirgaybobrovsky isn't gay ruined my day · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

kind of want like 3 hotdogs rn

I <3 IlyaSorokin

2026-07-08 settle down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i be tryna have fun chat

Whoops...

ill get u next time, coskey

@30

/vk 49

im garbage, chat

wym

MixT looking handsome as ever, chat

sauce that mf out

me make a save? hell nah

2026-07-08 double stick deathmatch chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

shutout into giving up 5 goals in 2 periods,calling it now

/vs

it'll feel like a punishment when you realize it's Ward doing all the milking

2026-07-08 I'm a strong advocate for tying up whoever takes penalties and just milking them · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 I BE FARMING @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

? im blue

What a save!

2026-07-08 just messaged you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 comment in general @9 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

not in pphl server

bro just be lying

what's ur disc @cpsniper i'll send pug link

2026-07-08 trust · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pphl > iapl >phl

iapl combines start tonight at 6pm estr

2026-07-08 whoever was in my crease for about 20 seconds after puck was on other side · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

offsides btw @9

they preban all griefers and trolls @30

whats ur disc

i never in my net, chat

2026-07-08 impossible · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

2026-07-08 stick got body blocked, chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-07-08 ./toggle savebot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

alright lemme show you how it's done

Nice shot!

2026-07-08 @cpsniper came in to biff the puck into the stands again eh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

What a save!

2026-07-08 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Defending...

2026-07-08 ilya strrroking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 we touched like 3 times no whistl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

2026-07-08 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

accidentally shift tabbed and it gooped my keys

my keyboard wasn't working mb chat

2026-07-08 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

2026-07-08 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pain

2026-07-08 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

What a save!

Great pass!

What a save!

Nice shot!

2026-07-08 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-08 i don't skate chat, don't let me touch puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Whoops...

2026-07-08 gg · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 whoops chat · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-08 marky what's poppin · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 markstrom v marky lfg chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

qpop gl chat

holy MOLLY

lmaooo

2026-07-07 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

valid

take the shot!

Take the shot!

queued up for pugs if anyone wants a free win (im ass)

./vk thatguy

Great pass!

time check?

gotta be up for the sunrise

i'm retired

gonna queue up for one more before bed hehe

i hit it in da air

What a save!

2026-07-07 <--- put 2 pucks on net this game so far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

still 0% save

2026-07-07 turns out im weak · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

tried to jump on u

come here @9

2026-07-07 gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

for the culture

gotta let these go in @6

2026-07-07 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

bouncer abuses adderall to play puck

What a save!

2026-07-07 nobody ever expects the goalie to come out at 20km · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-07 wbu · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

3 or 4 times yeah

net over here, chat

2026-07-07 gj chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

now we just gotta watch him stim out everytime he has the puck

im here for fun baby

if he was in here first, he would literally be in a spot, not spectating

he just joined

no you didn't

for giggles

stick on it, chat

What a save!

big ahh head got me turning it over

2026-07-07 bouncer is hard up chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 bouncer more like *poops pant* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

believable

whatever happened to Connor, chat?

2026-07-07 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- board certified apple farmer

good, just chillin, smelling like prada paradigme le parfum

I didn't sign up for the league bc I am not good enough

/vs

pipes taught me this

/vs

I bet you smell great tonight, king

swisserrrr

2026-07-07 net is over here, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I just be cookin @9 all day that's all that matters baby

2026-07-07 over on jonathan drive · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

./raisenet red 100ft

he lives in a lovely area of town

I stayed down the road from holecockfield for 2 weeks

strong ass ankles

2026-07-07 @9 sounds petite and cute · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what size shoes? @9 @6

2026-07-07 tryna sell me volcano insurance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

she been calling me too @6

2026-07-07 off btw @blue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i be doin so many circles i forget to tip my stick

2026-07-07 free stick skin for next blue player to own goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

net is down here btw

i be suckin on u @9

What a save!

it bounced off me it's okay

such high level positioning and awareness, who is this guy???

great save actually

/votesetgoals red 0

he put it in his goalussy for safe keeping

@9 could never

/vs

i actually smell like prada paradigme la parfum

how did u know

Close one!

Whoops...

Great pass!

2026-07-07 we smokin that china og pack · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

remind it that it's a genetic mutant who can't breathe

start yapping at it

might go terrorize a pug

i have a double foreskin

thank you

i take that back ig

based cpsniper refusing to shoot at me

dogs

<--- retired

couldn't be me

how many job havers in the chat?

i'll show u larp

except in those pugs where I get railed

alwayus

bro tryna bang the puck

2026-07-07 $19 codpoints card, who wants it? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

paradise cockfield

/vs

2026-07-07 ooofff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

prepare to lose evry faceoff

o no

2026-07-07 *WHAT*SNIPER??? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

gg chat

/ff

Whoops...

2026-07-07 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Thanks!

mb was busy giggling about my double foreskin comment

you ever seen one with double foreskin?

ill show u a bad tip

enjoy dinner king

i miss u bob

2026-07-07 <--- currently smell like prada paradigme le parfum · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-07 what about us · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

the WIFE?

2026-07-07 not yet · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

<-- FARMS BREASTMILK IRL

2026-07-07 NOT FAIR I WAS VAPING WHEN YOU PULLED UP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Defending...

Thanks!

<--- apple farmer

can't do that @18

2026-07-07 we goin pugs, bobby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

1 period? huh

/vs

can't do that, even if you have big pergies

2026-07-07 gonna have to draft me fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

it's okay it was off anyways

Close one!

Whoops...

2026-07-07 ill swap · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Oral tag goes crazy tbh

SOMEONE PUT HIM ION PPHL ASAP

WHO IS THIS GOALIE? HOW DOES HE MAKE SUCH CLEAN PASSES???

Great pass!

Nice shot!

<--- taught bigsnoop how to do that

BigGoop

2026-07-07 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

me when 37 wont come here

2026-07-07 this puck is a mf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ouch

2026-07-07 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-07 whoopsies · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

dashed too early

yow

2026-07-07 everyone feels so tense · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i can't wobble around and have fun like this in pugs

to newfoundland

when i took my 3 weeks off i went

nice

2026-07-07 was out of town when combine and shit happened so i didn't even get to do it for fun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hell nah

2026-07-07 marky assist right there chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

i got fingied

2026-07-07 not great · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

sir mwah

2026-07-07 /FF · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 Close one! · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 wish me luck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

o no it insta popped

ton in queue rn

i'll hop in q chat :B

shoved myself out of the corner like an ape, so embarrassing

stick touched the net and I gave shitter goal in OT

accidentally gooped my first pug and took a shame break

what's sloppin

sir goy

2026-07-07 mb chat · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 What a save! · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 Whoops... · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 What a save! · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

Close one!

2026-07-07 cannot hear disc, just realized · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 mf raining · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 wish me luck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

qpop fellas first pug

2026-07-07 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-07 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Close one!

2026-07-07 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

it's him

2026-07-07 have fun fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna go play some baldurs gate actually kappaaaaaaaaaaa

time to queue up for a pug

maybe I'm in my peak rn

bc i grind up pucks and pack them into my meat tube

that's why they call me black salami

2026-07-07 luve u snipper · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

<33333

/vs

that's enough out of you, chris paul

.933 and no star, game is disrespectful

/vs

Nice shot!

quick little .933

can't do that @blue

phyem don't know ball

Nice shot!

Close one!

Great pass!

2026-07-07 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

2026-07-07 lets at least make it a 5 save shutout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

gonna need some sog chat

stick went through the puck, think im tweaking

2026-07-07 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lmao

was answering a work email

2026-07-07 dinked his ass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 bench him coach, put me in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 LEFT ALONE WITH BIG FAT FATTY SHE WAS SUCH A NAUGHTY NATTY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

yall get @30 and @64 ? toxic

Nice shot!

free stick skin for whoever kicks 64

thank god, i wasn't ready to play vs him

puckluckchuck is the LD of my heart

2026-07-07 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lmaoooo

selfish

@puckluckchuck no draft me?

i'd let him kiss my bf

pieck is such a stud

net's over here mate @34

zero shootout goals is crazy

/vs

first game of the day and still smoked u

/vs

told you red wins with me in net chat

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

then you fall over tryna skate bacck to ur bench

and i save them all and kiss u on the lips

imagine you get a breakaway and take 3 shots on me

YOU NEVRR HAD YOUR CAR

2026-07-07 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 frank 2 frank connection gonna be hot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

o shi

franklin imma need you to let us play catch next time, or at least clear the zone chat

smh

2026-07-07 people just be slamming the passes and praying · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

pfff

look who came crawling back

sad

my goat

@30

2026-07-07 Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Thanks!

What a save!

2026-07-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

coskey couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with that thing

Great pass!

RED WINS IF I WAS IN NET, CHAT

2026-07-07 ybruh wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-07 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

wya

ayo

2026-07-07 Sorry! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Close one!

2026-07-06 end on a high note · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ggs fellas

you can have mine, gonna go finger myself

19 saves and not even a 3rd star

almost killed my ass @30

2026-07-06 bro tried to kill me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

maybe teammate shoved him

only people i ever saw live were conway the machine, and mother mother

2026-07-06 CANT STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you could be

mommy, how troll was prime Marky?

2026-07-06 it's okay , fed me a free save kappa · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Need stamina!

Nice shot!

2026-07-06 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 havent made a save in like 5 mins · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ILYA STOROKIN MY KING

Defending...

Thanks!

we chompin ankles

2026-07-06 "what do you mean 21 year old luke hughes is our best defenseman?" · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

marky got younger when he didn't have to play with cody glass anymore

2026-07-06 @49 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

@72 they're calling marky mid :(

Great pass!

2026-07-06 marky just burnt his prime years on flames and devils with poop teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

Close one!

Whoops...

marky took canes to double ot solo last year, twice

devils straight booty

tell me u didnt watch playoffs last yewar

their defense is absolute buns

if u think markstrom is mid you just don't watch the devils

2026-07-06 named after a root vegetable is crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

raddysh could never

currently wearing prada paradigm le parfum

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /votesetgoals blue 3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 ./setnetheight red 3ft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 bring it in chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

weeeee

2026-07-06 somehow none of that counted as a save idk chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 GOONER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-06 enjoy pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 nah I'm waiting to snipe a goalie spot, fug it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 i can't skate, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-06 bought prada paradigme today, chat. smells great · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Nice shot!

2026-07-06 how have the scrims been, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

howdy pipes

2026-07-05 gn kings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

8:46, gotta work in da morning

ggs

headed to bed fellas, have a good night!

goalie pull isn't working on this server apparently

2026-07-05 pain · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 i don't give up free goals ever · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

gotta let them believe

2026-07-05 <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 it was going on my pad anyways · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

i should've just sat and waited

2026-07-05 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-05 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Sorry!

whiffed da swat

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 bro heard annihilate racists and felt targeted · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

computa, annihilate racists

Whoops...

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

Great pass!

What a save!

classic icyhot

my boy GRIPPY

2026-07-05 why do yall get houcine but I get this lazy goober · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 the bron james · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

Nice shot!

2026-07-05 bro can't even be creative about the racism smh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

some lazy anti indian slang

2026-07-05 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

2026-07-05 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-05 have a good day, ggs! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

im gonna go take a nap fellas

naww im too fried

2026-07-05 im too tired lmao I just watched that and accepted my fate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Defending...

Thanks!

my brain was so lost

lmaooo

./votekill 48

Close one!

2026-07-05 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

late dash, brain fard

Defending...

Thanks!

2026-07-05 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Close one!

Sorry!

we do a little trolling

it's called trolling

o no

2026-07-05 faceoff stam kills me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

run it back

YEET

2026-07-05 too hard sorry chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

thanks king

was drinking iced coffe

Sorry!

Whoops...

2026-07-05 33 is secretly red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I got it!

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Nice shot!

Great pass!

Close one!

Whoops...

What a save!

2026-07-05 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Whoops...

2026-07-05 had mine sniped earlier after a shutout, it happens · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

What a save!

threw my brain off

didn't realize they brought back the pull goalie mod

2026-07-05 off the head, can't even be mad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NASTY

2026-07-05 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 was about to say 4v2 crazy · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 99 was exploring the limits of offsides (turns out there's a very low limit) · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Thanks!

2026-07-05 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

Sorry!

was about to say goodbye whoops

/vs

no high stick is toxic

Sorry!

What a save!

Great pass!

2026-07-05 alright im washed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yucky

just shut someone out so he sniped my spot in ny out of spite :rage:

cheeeze, bobbbbbb

2026-07-05 shut him out and he snipes my spot smh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-05 frosty is locked on that 240 ping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 adds speed to my dashes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

press p for player trait sheet

built diff

i earned it with my cat like reflexes

JUST TRYNA DO MY LAPS

Great pass!

Nice shot!

Close one!

Great pass!

2026-07-05 im in his head!!!!!!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

off btw @32

Sorry!

can't reward cherry pickers chat

dom gonna carry me, nothing new here

What a save!

Sorry!

Whoops...

2026-07-05 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

./raisenet red 100ft

got another penalty coming for you @2

gotta do it

sit

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

why tho

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-07-05 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vso

What a save!

Nice shot!

2026-07-05 marky solo took canes to double ot twice in playoffs last year · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

zero defense, it happens.

4m punching bag is pain

imagine brendan dillon for 4m

marky gonna hold it down in florida, with a real team

hellll yeah

sir gay da goat

2026-07-05 im too fried for this chat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-05 sorry fellas · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA

oh im 100 ping here no way lmao

2026-07-05 cya fellas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

alright im leaving

/vs

blue has me though

/vs

he wants ur gp

it means gold pieces, he wants free money

2026-07-05 Sorry! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

Need stamina!

Great pass!

Nice shot!

tape 2 tape baby

2026-07-05 net over here @4 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

net's over here @4

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

Whoops...

Great pass!

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

stick magnetized to his balls instead of the puck mb

2026-07-05 i just accepted your friend request and you do that to me, fucked up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

who remembers smoking crack, on youtube

/backpass

pad 2 strong

2026-07-05 thanks king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Great pass!

after those two saves I thought "damn they earned that one"

KICK HIM CHAT

AYO

Nice shot!

What a save!

bit too hard, chat

Whoops...

did you get your chicken sandwiches or what @TOMWILSON

dink

B@LD

2026-07-05 holy truck @88 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

won't do it again (probably)

mb king

sit @4

2026-07-05 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

what a snipe

sorry for benching you earlier @48

Nice shot!

big if true

/vs

absolute gamer

yeah pipes is like 12 hours a day every day

2026-07-05 rvh + dash would have been good there, but you kind of just 50/50 on it sometimes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 realistically on a breakaway, I just try to come up closer, and I do prefer rvh for faster dash from standing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

but

nothing you can do buy pray

you gotta just finger urself there tbh

florida gonna take care of him, not hang him out to dry every night

marky deserves better

can't do that @48

sit

2026-07-05 hit the break open tickets big today? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

congrats @TOMWILSON

OOOF

im slow chat

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

almost never worth doing that @99 puts you in a bad spot, unless your team knows whats up

o no @99

2026-07-04 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

go 2v1 someone else

not dealin with that shit fellas

2026-07-04 can't do that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 valid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lets see 2 sog this game @markb

/vs

/ff

2026-07-04 someone get this guy outta my crease chat!!!! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

RUH ROH

Close one!

Great pass!

Close one!

2026-07-04 gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

can't do that @91

leaves you so vulnerable when ur down, most good players will just pop it over you or go aroun

i had it happen earlier actually but it's hard to justify

which is nearly impossible with rvh / standing dash

only really use f when stammed out

wym

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Close one!

2026-07-04 I got it! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Need stamina!

zero saves this game

:rage:

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vs

2026-07-04 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 i have many hours of trolling and tryna recover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

it's called we do a little trolling

off btw @4

he just like me fr

2026-07-04 nvm · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

should send one red, chat

./raisenet red 100ft

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Whoops...

:kao_smile:

Close one!

Nice shot!

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 in the flesh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

CHI legend @MarkB

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Sorry!

2026-07-04 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Defending...

Thanks!

I got it!

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

im re-warming up chat dw

Close one!

Defending...

Thanks!

Close one!

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

faceoff rq

come down here fellas

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Defending...

2026-07-04 not the strapping young goalie i was 2 hours ago · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-04 what a goat <3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

im sniping, king

2026-07-04 blessed angel · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

slipknart should take it and let me g :3

2026-07-04 chillin, tryna snipe that goalie spot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

jong what's poppin @64

2026-07-04 gn everyone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

love u knart

gg all

Take the shot!

What a save!

Whoops...

2026-07-04 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

Take the shot!

2026-07-04 little weiner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 marky with a real team in front of him is stanley cup champion caliber · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

real shit

2026-07-04 Take the shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 do anybody drink real piss anymore? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i ask cause im that sure

damn they dont make em like this anymore

What a save!

last one and im gonna go pee for a few hours

Whoops...

careful chat, hecow might be the goat

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

What a save!

be safe fella

Great pass!

Nice shot!

/vs

o shi lg slipknart

alr brexit take goalie

-1 stick ilya

yes reallyu

Defending...

Thanks!

ilya let it go in ill buy u astick

Close one!

Take the shot!

zoink said the same shit earlier

Defending...

Thanks!

my heart is palpitating chat

if we score one here, we win 100%

im locked

we pop a zyn

too late I turned it off

hell yeah I can turn brain back off, thank you offensive mac hine @jb

Nice shot!

busy doin laps

2026-07-04 certified beautiful hispanic femboy @brexy with a good idea · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

was zoned out thinking about what to make for dinner

2026-07-04 go brr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

shoot puck

2026-07-04 kiss me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

come here friends

damn

why didn't you?

we lost the defensive juggernaut @Brexy

we stick those

2026-07-04 reminder: ilya is better goalie than me by far · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 undrafted btw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

@21 Swifterpath : Stats Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Stats in the workshop and restart your game to update

2026-07-04 he just like me fr · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lmaoooo

/vs

they're putting chemicals in the water to make the goalies gay!!!

2026-07-04 so handsome · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

unreal

look a that hustle out of @28

@4 MrFister : Sounds Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Sounds and all SoundsPack in the workshop and restart your g

i couldnt throw this if i tried

it was all you guys

it's okay, it was never me

gettung shutout by a guy who stares at the sun for 20 minutes a day

make sure to gaze into the sun for at least 20 minutes a day

reminder: fluoride will also make you worse at puck, don't drink tap water or brush your teeth

2026-07-04 DONT TAKE UR MEDS THEYRE MAKING YOU WORSE AT PUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

IM SCHIZOPHRENIC AND OFF MY MEDS!!!!

2026-07-04 can we get much higher? so hiiiiigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't do that @blue

Close one!

come here, friends

ice dat all day

What a save!

assist confirmed it, yahoo.

Nice shot!

sticked it, chat

gotta do laps

now i can really troll and not get punished for it

slipknart lfg

aint no goalie in this game like me chat

boom roasted

5 hours of skater > 2 hours of goalie

I don't even have to do anything 99% of the time, it's crazy

@red are defensively the goatsd

2026-07-04 ayo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im 2 heavenly for that

Close one!

$#@%!

Nice shot!

Great pass!

oh i didnt see it mb

can't do that @blue

marky finally has a team, bless him

/vs

2026-07-04 don't feel bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay guys, 20% of my games are shutouts

Nice shot!

im washed

how we 0-0 into OT

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

unreal

shoe size? @33

2026-07-04 lmao · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

be safe king

o yeah i count as off

im tryin

im gonna int u

come here @30

tried tyo gint it didnt work

and ill dog it

you need pen first

i will try

i would if i could

brexy is confirmed 5'8" indigenous man

2026-07-04 who's hitting girls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 had my seed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no wonder pipes be saying shit like "I love red team go red team!"

is this how yall be playing for pipes?

i love red team tbh

ilya sorokin? more like ilya stuhrokin

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

*picks up @23 and swings him around by his ankles*

2026-07-04 insta pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

im a strong advocate for the non voting population

/vs

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Close one!

Defending...

2026-07-04 Defending... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 <--- doing the stanky leg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 still waiting for them to add the devils goal song so I can start my skater arc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

crazy u microwaved ur sushi @9

2026-07-04 and they miss · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

scares them

nobody ever expects to just receive the puck there

lmaooo

What a save!

criminal was inside me that whole time

2026-07-04 how much fun is everyone having rn? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 can't do that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

expecting a shutout after that cry in chat @demo

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

real @criminal

jealous?

I matched with a 4'2" baddie

2026-07-04 okay he is a gooner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 im ready for premier, chat. who do I talk to · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 come here friends · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 not this one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

$5 rn

yes you can

i punch myself in the mouth whenever i let a goal in

p a w g, the thick tine

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

Close one!

Great pass!

:dead:

whoops

computa, restart my heart pwease

:computer: gooners detected, sit

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sit

<--- honorary member of the cream team

2026-07-04 hotdog ass...? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 he's proibably one of them racists i hear about in the news · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

fucked up

/vs

first nobody drafts me now 11 refuses to play with me

/vs

2026-07-04 wat da crown mean, king · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it's not good

nvm

crouch, double leg spread, max sensitivity, perma swat ur hole

you gotta try this @19

gotta say this tech bangs

2026-07-04 even more crazy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

crazy u didn';t draft me @leno

and I'll show up and just finger myself

tell them I'm really good at the game

2026-07-04 has started a vote to kill #30 IlyaSorokin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

this tech is giving me arthritis

:computer: gooner detected, fingering @6

computa, scan for gooners

2026-07-04 gonna try some new tech pipes taughtme · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<--- undrafted btw

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i've seen enough, send him to the gulag

Great pass!

good bibes only

we hab to give bibes

Thanks!

Bearbrovsky > Dahlin confirmed

the blue vibes have increased drastically with the addition of generational talent @30 Ilya Sorokin

/vs

imma grab me a sack

/vs

/vw

/vs

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someday

alexander command for captain

2026-07-04 i wish it was me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mmmjhjhhhh

2026-07-04 all day baby · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 i been zoned out doin circles idk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/w d

2026-07-04 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

2026-07-04 Whoops... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 listening to cod liver oil by the dubliners rn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 that's stanley cup champion, vegas legend, phil kessell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 how's ur day been, phil · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

remember to press p for puckvision settings

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/sc y

/vs

hell yeah

/vs

bless

im washed enough as it is

so stats save

ff pls

maybe it is a vibes thing

weird

connection issues also show up as choppy framerate

you on wifi, or any downloads in background? @19

i love all the cheeses

THE VIBRATOR @23

Nice shot!

if we stop shooting, @19 will get bored and will be easier to score on

here's some secret sauce

Whoops...

2026-07-04 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 vibes = fat posts · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

vibe stocks +10000

exactly

we have tame impala vibes, blue has imagine dragons vibes

2026-07-04 very humid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

through the roof

nylander to utah chat

my vibes are sloppy wet

/vs

2026-07-04 sopping wet vibes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my vibes are wet af rn

2026-07-04 this is our chance · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

the vibes got the em fellas

Thanks!

the vibes are immaculate

2026-07-04 neither does skating circles around my net, but here i am · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you bring good vibes to the lobby

ur a vibes guy

Nice shot!

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Great pass!

Take the shot!

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

naw me doing laps and trolling threw that one

Close one!

ily @91

2026-07-04 gl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

What a save!

I got it!

assists only today

2026-07-04 anyone except zoink is allowed to score chat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 net's over here mate · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Take the shot!

2026-07-04 dash no go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

went for a lap mb i thought we had it out

im kidding stop

you gotta put pucks on net @blue

me for the last few months @91

i be milking them daily

my posts are too juicy

Nice shot!

lmaooo

Whoops...

i'm just built different tbh

2026-07-04 captain fleas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

captain sneeze fr

/vs

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

Great pass!

Close one!

Whoops...

2026-07-04 Take the shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2026-07-04 rebound control (tm) thank you ponce! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-04 RUH ROH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I got it!

Close one!

miss the impenetrable 5hole

never forget what they took from us..

2026-07-04 zoink reads me bedtime stories on discord once a week · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 im straight buttwater · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i cant skate

/vs

2026-07-04 trapped that puck in my tiny 5hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 ./votekill 91 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

drahken taught me how to chud slide, chat

good afternoon king

ZOINKS

2026-07-04 Thanks! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

What a save!

Close one!

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

tom wilson fans be different

Whoops...

Take the shot!

2026-07-04 Defending... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Thanks!

2026-07-04 Take the shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

:computer: gooners detected

:hamster: computa, scan for gooners...

puck didn't lift mb chat

me when im the scatman

Take the shot!

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

Close one!

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

What a save!

we stick dem

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 :kao_celebrate: · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

Great pass!

no pls

2026-07-04 what a demon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hell yeah @59

2026-07-04 hell ye · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-04 Close one! · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

Nice shot!

oh true

didn't realize they were 4th of july like that

shocked to see literally every server empty td

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

Thanks!

Close one!

shocked fr

you in premier?

Nice shot!

2026-07-04 when i dash out of my rvh you can freely chip in over the pad basically · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

the wrap around into a chip in is kinda gross

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-04 handles insane · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

Nice shot!

out for a trot

😭

Whoops...

Close one!

Thanks!

2026-07-04 /backpass · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/backpass

Nice shot!

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

Whoops...

Close one!

Nice shot!

Close one!

2026-07-04 so painful · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

chip shots are so like, out of the norm lmao

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-04 crazy nobody is on eh · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-04 GN FELLAS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

:rage:

>:(

why did it do that to me

ayo chat

good effort, king

Close one!

2026-07-04 Take the shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 game should be over but @26 is allergic to scoring hattricks I guess · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 <-- topped dahlin · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 What a save! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 mb was seizing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 and by it, lets just say.. the sillies · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sometimes you gotta do it

2026-07-04 Take the shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Take the shot!

What a save!

Need stamina!

Take the shot!

Whoops...

Take the shot!

Close one!

give it a nice tall glass of warm milk

it just needs some milk

2026-07-04 i don't think that was 3.2kph · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-04 @13 elision : Stats Mod is out of date. Please unsubscribe from Stats in the owrkshop · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

./raisenet red 10ft

/vs

@72 certified gooner

2026-07-04 knees on overdrive · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 26

HAD TO GIVE THEM 1 BC I KNEW MAPLE WAS LOCKED

Take the shot!

had too much goy slop today i'm feeling androgynous

tad too hard chat

Whoops...

2026-07-04 had no idea u were so based · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

tiocfaidh ar la

glory to the bold fenian men, chat

2026-07-04 IT'S MORBIN TIME · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

not even close

it's okay I was on it chat

too late, dahlin beat you to it

./reducenet red 4ft

2026-07-04 it sure looked like it was on net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

i stay dancin

who should i meet but a spanish lady washing her feet by candlelight

What a save!

Sorry!

Thanks!

@36

lmao @365

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Thanks!

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 YEEET · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 we do a little trolling · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 he better be the goat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Pipes puts in 12 hour days on the regular

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

<-- first round draft pick in my mind

Whoops...

Thanks!

don't feel bad, 20% of my games are shutouts

about to get the patented marky shutout buddy

2026-07-04 Great pass! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Take the shot!

2026-07-04 <--- · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

kaman is on fire tn

<--- had discord sex with dahlin when he was supposed to be in scrims

some real gamers

big hit into the goal

Nice shot!

Dahlin certified goon

Take the shot!

OMG!

$#@%!

Take the shot!

Close one!

Take the shot!

Close one!

/vs

2026-07-04 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good game fellas

knees on max

i just be movin like that

Nice shot!

dancin on em

where first shooter got trolled everytime

think it's the work around for the shootout bug they were having

2026-07-04 I got it! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

Close one!

2026-07-04 lmaooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ayo i wasn't looking

someone kick 26

clean trip, fella

a real shame

undrafted btw

Thanks!

i tell you it's a real trip to see my stick moving so delayed

2026-07-04 real · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dahlin aint been the same since benson went into hiding

I be downloadin games to play with my fwen

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 gl fellas · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

gonna go teach my friend some stuff in a quick queue game

2026-07-04 (how to do circles around net) · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

I taught pipes everything I know

"he's really good at going in circles around the net"

get me a try out with your team, grippy

2026-07-04 im too washed · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

I also didn't even sign up

didn't get drafted :(

whats poppina

grippyyyyyy

2026-07-04 marky had heart · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

devils have no heart

Captain Command

2026-07-04 luke deal was to keep jack happy bc he's underpaid · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

got a couple ot winners and said "give me 9m"

nemec overpaid fr

no defense in this lobby, just like the real devils team

2026-07-04 ns · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

where u from mars

What a save!

2026-07-04 THE TOMWILSON · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

Close one!

2026-07-04 Whoops... · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

Close one!

Thanks!

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

da shop

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

What a save!

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 /backpass · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 /s · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-04 Nice shot! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Nice shot!

2026-07-04 /backpass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 might just be cooked internet for some reason · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nah take it, i might be a while

gonna go fix my ping bc wtf lmao

/vs

ts is ny

wtf lol

oh im 80 ping

2026-07-03 I'm good · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Whoops...

DO NOT REDEEM

je ne parles pas francais

whoops

dahlin and anarchist kinda op

Defending...

Thanks!

funky cold medina

2026-07-03 ong i would grease u if u was over here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 come get it fella · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

hell yeah

pls no clog my crease

how you doin salt

2026-07-03 What a save! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 just hit 300 (280 goalie) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

commendable

how many hours? @94

/backpass

Nice shot!

gl fella

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