PoncePuck

ACF ⚛️ Starlight

SteamID64: 76561197987437879

Steam: Starlight

Discord: Starlight

♥ Donor · 72d

Steam profile ↗ Discord profile ↗ ⚠ Report player

Last seen on PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI · 1d ago

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Goal Music

Song The Imperial March

Horn None

Goalie

Atomic City Fission ACF

Lifetime

All games on record

Skater

1649

257

556

813

PTS

766

SOG

Extras

+27

+/-

HITS

210

BLK

1443

1145

921

PASS

PIM

Honors

★

1st

2nd

3rd

GWG

Goalie

80.8%

SV%

1.693

GAA

7146

1503

STK

8849

1703

222

1006

Recent ranked matches

When	Queue	Role	Result	Δ MMR	MMR after
2026-07-21	NA · 5v5	G	L	−15	876	→
2026-07-21	NA · 5v5	G	L	−24	891	→
2026-07-20	NA · 5v5	G	L	−18	915	→
2026-07-18	NA · 5v5	G	L	−15	933	→
2026-07-17	NA · 5v5	G	W	+31	948	→
2026-07-17	NA · 5v5	G	L	−18	917	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−26	935	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−33	962	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−28	994	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−30	1,022	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	W	+24	1,052	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	W	+28	1,028	→
2026-07-10	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→
2026-07-10	NA · 5v5	G	W	—	—	→
2026-07-09	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→

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Servers where this player spends time

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 129 matches · last 2026-07-13

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 111 matches · last 4d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 100 matches · last 22h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY 87 matches · last 6d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI 65 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY 54 matches · last 2026-05-20

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 49 matches · last 1d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 39 matches · last 5d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 35 matches · last 6d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI 32 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 27 matches · last 2026-07-15

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 12 matches · last 2026-07-13

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 11 matches · last 2d ago

PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI 11 matches · last 21h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI 9 matches · last 2026-06-20

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 5 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 5 matches · last 2026-07-06

PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI 3 matches · last 22h ago

PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 5d ago

?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN 2 matches · last 2026-06-10

Match history

When	Server	Score	Result	Stats
1d ago	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
1d ago	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–255	W	SV: 4SV%: 57.1%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–5	W	A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +1GV: 2
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–3	W	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 92.9%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	L	SV: 9SV%: 75.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	L	SV: 12SV%: 80.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	L	SV: 12SV%: 85.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 86.7%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–7	L	SV: 13SV%: 65.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–4	L	SOG: 2+/-: -3BLK: 1TK: 18GV: 12PASS: 7
2d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	SV: 2SV%: 50.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	+/-: -1TK: 7GV: 1PASS: 4
2d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–0	L	SV: 3SV%: 42.9%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–5	L	+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 5
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	W	SV: 3SV%: 100.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–4	L	SV: 3SV%: 42.9%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	W	SV: 2SV%: 50.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	L	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–3	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +2BLK: 2TK: 17GV: 11PASS: 8★ 1st StarGWG
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–3	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1BLK: 6TK: 33GV: 23PASS: 12
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–0	L	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SV: 16SV%: 88.9%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SOG: 2+/-: -2TK: 18GV: 14PASS: 12
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–1	L	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–2	L	SV: 5SV%: 71.4%
4d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–2	L	SV: 12SV%: 75.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 100.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 91.7%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	L	SV: 9SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	—
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +1BLK: 3TK: 19GV: 15PASS: 12
6d ago	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
6d ago	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–3	L	SV: 5SV%: 62.5%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	6–3	L	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–3	W	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–4	L	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–6	W	G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 5+/-: +2BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 10PASS: 8
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 16SV%: 94.1%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–4	L	SV: 5SV%: 55.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	W	—
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	SV: 13SV%: 86.7%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–5	W	G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 1+/-: +5TK: 10GV: 10PASS: 6★ 3rd Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	+/-: -1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 1
6d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–5	L	SV: 16SV%: 80.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–1	W	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SV: 1SV%: 33.3%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 5PASS: 3
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 7GV: 6PASS: 3
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–3	L	SV%: 0.0%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	5–1	L	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	5–1	W	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: +4BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 12PASS: 11GWG
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–3	L	SV: 7SV%: 70.0%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–4	W	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 12GV: 9PASS: 10GWG
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SV: 10SV%: 71.4%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–4	L	—
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 1
2026-07-17	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–0	L	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
2026-07-16	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–4	W	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 18GV: 15PASS: 14
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–4	W	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	SV: 5SV%: 71.4%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–3	L	SOG: 3+/-: -3BLK: 2TK: 8GV: 7PASS: 7
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	+/-: -1BLK: 4TK: 13GV: 8PASS: 9
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	SV: 6SV%: 85.7%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–1	W	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	7–3	L	SV: 18SV%: 69.2%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	8–1	L	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	L	+/-: -3BLK: 4TK: 14GV: 7PASS: 8
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–0	L	—
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 78.6%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–2	L	+/-: -2TK: 8GV: 6PASS: 4
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–5	L	SOG: 1
2026-07-14	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–4	L	SV: 4SV%: 50.0%
2026-07-14	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–2	L	+/-: -1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 2
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–4	L	SV: 3SV%: 42.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–3	L	SV: 8SV%: 72.7%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–0	L	SV: 10SV%: 90.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–2	W	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–4	W	SV: 6SV%: 100.0%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–1	W	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	5–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 92.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	5–1	L	SV: 1SV%: 50.0%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–3	L	+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 6PASS: 2
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–0	L	SV: 20SV%: 87.0%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–0	L	SV: 13SV%: 76.5%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–6	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +3TK: 9GV: 8PASS: 7★ 2nd Star

Showing the 100 most recent games. Lifetime totals above cover every game.

Chat history

1d ago /pass · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago /vs · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

1d ago /pass · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago /pass · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

1d ago /pass · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

1d ago /pass · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

1d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

1d ago I pinned it to your stick with the toe of my stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago lol didn't believe at first, had to play catchup · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago rofl sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago don't hit the post! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

why are you telling me?

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

1d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/pass

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago alright there we go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

guys.

1d ago lol mb, was still sitting down · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago that shoulda gone in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I don't even care

absolutely wrong button

rofl

1d ago foot too far · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp sorry

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago get outta my face please 18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

1d ago rip\ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago womp, close · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

2d ago teams · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/ff

2d ago sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

still my bad then?

goalies going afk is fact of life

my bad stopper, I didn't realize you thought I was mad

2d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if my whole team gets beat on faceoff

those I have no issues letting in though

/pass

but if you're gonna start memeing

lol I don't mind letting you have the extra goal 16

2d ago sorry team · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well that's fucking embarassing

/pass

this is gonna be a long game

2d ago instead of using my face, ty! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yato, please remember you have brakes on your alt key

2d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago somebody else has to play d · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't be the only guy back

2d ago /vk ReleasedHathaway · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago goalie asleep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2d ago /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/ff

2d ago /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago except for me T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago like the 9th goal tonight that has hit my stick and kept going :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago are we still on pause? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

as pavel mounts my head

and gint on red too

2d ago lol you must play phl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2d ago what a stupid bounce · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

3d ago wow. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago lol two SOG · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

3d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

3d ago /vk LevelTwoGrunt · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk LevelTwoGrunt

3d ago rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol, did they actually fix it?

/spawnpuck

3d ago /vk LevelTwoGrunt · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

what a fucking teamamate

wow

3d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

3d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's a bit of an exaggeration, but sure

3d ago the bar is soo much lower · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol none of this is gonna get under my skin

yeah?

nah, that's entirely my fuckup, not bad luck

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago well two of them, yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

'knew what they were doing'

I've known too many people who have gotten killed or permanently damaged because a pilot with <1000 hours

3d ago I didn't insinuate, I straight up asked you to stop flying before you got somebody killed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago play the game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

don't bother whispering me diddler

3d ago .... well that's an own goal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

play the game diddler

/vs

please stop flying before you kill somebody else

/spawnpuck

/pass

doesn't qualify you to cook it

having opinions about how food tastes

it's like people who like food and chefs

rofl no

he's a professional pilot and about to laugh himself to death

lol you guys are gonna kill my buddy

3d ago afk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk BornToSqueal

3d ago /vk CessnaDriver · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wheels are totally irrelevant

only thing that makes the plane take off is relative velocity difference between wings and air hitting wings

because they're dumb

not specifically stopped

friction is max when there is no *relative* speed difference

wrong diddler

3d ago rofl no they aren't · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol no, couple of teenagers

lol sorry, my point stands for friction

traction decreases inverse to speed difference between the two surfaces

that's so wrong

3d ago then it's the wind coming at you exclusively · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you aren't traveling along the ground into the wind

your speed into the wind is the sole factor

3d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago fuck, my fault · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vw

3d ago /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago 18 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago I tried T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago jesus finally my clear doesn't get stuffed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago keeping em down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

/ff

rip

lol

two minutes

3d ago 76 y u do dis · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago but I will say head tracking makes this game *chef's kiss* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it took a hot minute to get everything set up

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago 37 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

though by gamer standards I'm old as dirt

lol I think I last played in mebbe 2003?

rip, ns

....before rs2 was an idea

I haven't touched runescape since

oh jesus

gotta rescue avery

somebody get a ladder

oh dear god

lol all of this fucking about for 3 SOG combined

3d ago giggling · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

because I'm half disabled

good thing the puck is down at blue's end

these whiffs

omg

good back pass

3d ago lol what even · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

got stick on it

sigh

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

me apparently soloing a whole lobby :P

lol well that is the job description

3d ago wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

_/shrug

/shrug

nope, wasn't involved in the play

*checks scoredboard*

nothing I can do there

3d ago T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I wanted my third goalie goal

/pass

lol what are you like 15?

lol mooresy is gonna keep running his mouth and get banned anyways lol

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

lol yeah this is traditionally what we call "flamebait" aka "don't feed the trolls"

/vs

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck me

3d ago same · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago lol mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

3d ago rip, yep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nope

3d ago got a piece of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

ended up fucking myself

slapped the pass down

3d ago every time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

works*

that's how that workjs

rofl

/spawnpuck

3d ago Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/spawnpuck

3d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago wtf ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago puck* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I never touched the book

lol wrong guy

4d ago /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

4d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/pass

4d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

did not want

WRONG BUTTON

4d ago /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

4d ago /vp · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

4d ago /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

4d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

4d ago /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

4d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I can see where the stroke happened

4d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago /vk conermcdavid · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wrong one

nope!

/vk Solski

4d ago heyyy great start, tendie assist again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago RIP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

WTF

WHAT

WEHAT

that shoulda been gint tho

heyyyy still got the tendie assist

/spawnpuck

4d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol free gint shield from yum

4d ago lets go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/pass

4d ago got it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago whole team left? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

....

4d ago well I didn't lose to houcine this time :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck

4d ago wow almost afk ending · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20 seconds

4d ago you're holding on to that about a whole meter too far past where you gotta either shoot or pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago and yep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yep

/pass

4d ago just a hair late · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

damn

way to get it through traffic

nice shot

hnnggg

damn close

/pass

4d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

at least I made houcine work at it :P

I figured this is how it ends, but still

FUCK

nah you hit the skinny end of the toe of my stick

god that was close houcine

damn

4d ago if you're gonna skate around him, gotta give yourself more room · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago I'm not planning to let something in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I mean, technically yes

ooooh BIG SAVE

was that second shot off red?

4d ago what's worse, I'm pretty sure he does · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2 seconds

4d ago so's you're aware airscout, slamming into the goaltender is usually frowned upon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol that got sketchy real fast

/pass

4d ago but also teammates for ACF :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol yes

/spawnpuck

come and get me houcine :D

/spawnpuck

5d ago /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago stole enough from you already · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you deserved it galch

lol rip

5d ago omg. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

off the bottom edge of the stick too

finally

damn

5d ago nice finish · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

5d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

5d ago I put him back for you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago but "don't assume my gender" jokes are pretty universally from phobic types · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago doesn't matter now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /pass · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /pass · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

/spawnpuck

6d ago /pass · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

6d ago /pass · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

6d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

6d ago /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago yes · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

6d ago ty · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

games tonight, gotta run

6d ago /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago wtf are we doing? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

/spawnpuck

6d ago fuck me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

/pass

6d ago /vk Chocofesses · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

6d ago /vk Chocofesses · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

there you go

/vk Chocofesses

rofl

/vk Chocofesses

womp I tried

/pass

off the body tooo ugh

sorry red

pffffft

6d ago bodied* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well I got bodies

/pass

6d ago great touch up 24 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

there it be

rip my assist

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yoooo

6d ago well that's just cheese · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago fuck me, no idea what happened to the touch there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago there's an open gk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/VS

6d ago goalie has gotta play that tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

way to stay in control

6d ago but that was a perfect setup · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

IANAskater

lol

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago I assume so · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

clause*

yeah because anybody is going to automatically know a numbered claused :P

/pass

6d ago I think is what bryz means · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lol it does if you're lazy :P

oh, reverse

ami already did that I thought?

6d ago yours aren't mine · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

but we have different limits and interests

pak, I appreciate what you're trying to do

6d ago literally don't have time to react, at that point it's just guessing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

everyone just skates up with 4 feet of the crease and shoots

sigh

warmups as a tendie suck ass

6d ago rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

SIGINT geospatial analysis

SGA*

but we called it SGa

I dunno if it's still really in vogue

so far mostly al-qa'ida, chechens, and russians

6d ago AFK · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/vk Stutzle

/vk

6d ago and not puck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

just usually on the world's greatest shitheads

is a thing I do

and creating the heuristics to do so

and turning telemetry into event records

but I do 100% leverage python for analyst things

IANAstatistician

cause like

6d ago you want help? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

meaning "I am old, is this a sex thing?"

sorry, that is a joke

is that what they're calling it now?

6d ago so.... duh? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

to practice stick saves

forcing shots to my right

sure, I 100% spend almost every game with my left side to the post

lol brygs a troll

lol

wow.

6d ago no u · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago can't catch a break · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

and that goes in off a ricochet....

6d ago lol what a fluke shot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

really....

/pass

6d ago WELL SHIT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago ty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

rofl great start

6d ago fuck yes tendie assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago got the stick on it and it deflected down straight through the 5-hole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

fucking wat

6d ago games tongiht · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

all yours, I'll just go elsewhere

/vs

/vk creampies

6d ago its creampies in case you haven't figurede it out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago lol that last one you picked up the rebound shot · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

jovin*

good stick jovion

/spawnpuck

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

gimme a stick tap or something please

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago caps unintentional but can stay · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

HELL OF A DEFLECTION THERE

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago kbai bob · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

6d ago no, knock it off · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago okay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pfffffft

lol me or... that?

/spawnpuck

6d ago shit sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago i'm an idiot, mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

6d ago fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago I never even got to the puck bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 good warmup game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

okay ugh

/spawnpuck

2026-07-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/pass

2026-07-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 pfffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I'm so bad at skater T_T

ASLKDFJAS;LDK

FUCK E,

2026-07-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-17 ❤️ · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-17 huge lag · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

apparently because I switched back to red team?

2026-07-17 hang on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

kay blue come beat on me

2026-07-17 ripa · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 did not help · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol came over to help

2026-07-17 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 clean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

damn

2026-07-17 wat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hit goalie and skipped under

lol I was gonna say

/spawnpuck

T_T

RIP

/spawnpuck

lost the 50

god fucking dammit through the stick

lol 81

also personal point of pride, I'm leading challenger in stick saves

2026-07-17 the massive issues with high polling rate mice is back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh @coronato

typing

lol sorry

houcine, anarchist, creeper, earboy

we have 100% the opposite problem

yeah gotcha

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

rip?

2026-07-17 especially two shooters in the slot going different directions · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

great setup

lol nothing I Can do there

pffffft

2026-07-17 k · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

uhhh

still happy with the pass tho

rip tendie assist

lol drunk squiggles is almost as effective as sober but looks 3x lazier about it

2026-07-17 on the pass too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

a rocket

damn

2026-07-17 must be german · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol womp k

hmmm burrito I can't quite place you? do you play as any other names?

2026-07-17 what a move · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh gorgeous

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I'm never gonna notice

lol gk main here

2026-07-17 azeron cyborg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I am increasingly less sorry about it every day

and triply so right now in the middle of a divorce

my faith in humanity's common sense is low at typical levels

well probably yeah

wouldn't you like to know

nice guys always finish last and tell you right before they do

nice finish

2026-07-17 bro got mugged at the blue line · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 instead of just reading them · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol been trying to react to those all night

2026-07-17 I did my job · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well

2026-07-17 lol fucking 3 of you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

jesus brick what a touch on that

2026-07-17 well womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 rifled it right down the middle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

gorgeous

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 oh hey I get brick now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 heyyyy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 gonna swap back to red G · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 very close on that one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 held bouncer to 0, I got my lols in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

pffft

2026-07-17 ns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

ugh

2026-07-17 well fuck me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

no yeah that's not my bad

ohhhh

well shit, mb

rip

lol got faked by the whiff

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol clever stick there behind the net

2026-07-17 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-17 /pass · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-17 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-16 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-16 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-16 lol there goes unemployed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 oh my · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 press f to doubt · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol what the hell is with the constant near post shots when I'm touching it?

-caps

HAIR TOO MUCH SORRY

2026-07-16 somebody cover those back post passes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 got it right back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck, sorry

/vs

2026-07-16 fuck, sorry folks gotta run · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 /sc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 straight up whiffed it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that's on me

well fuck

2026-07-16 or bounce off my pads ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE BLUE LINE · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

even when you made the stop, it would just flip over and keep going straight in

as a tendie it was cancer

lol

the old one had so much mass basically you could just hit it as hard as you wanted all the time

2026-07-16 it is less bad than last season · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 the fuck. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 that horn is a war crime · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 you can unbind it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-07-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 shit brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 that was made · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that was a decision

well

2026-07-15 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-07-15 nice finish on the rebound · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 fuck you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

mod hub

2026-07-15 y'all gotta aim apparently · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol all that and only 5 SOG from red??

2026-07-15 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

mb, too much on that 11

/spawnpuck

2026-07-15 me too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol kk

75, I'll swap if you'd like

2026-07-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

guys

2026-07-15 dammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 heyyy tendie assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 narration, if you will · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I owngoaled the shit outta it

lol not excuses

you sailed it and I put it in for you lol, you're welcome

rofl

I was sloppy

damn

2026-07-15 /vk lankybox · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 didn't realize you were gonna be in net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh lol heats not what I meant

come red

HEATS

still functionally 4v2 skaters, one swap

also 4v2 skaters

I like it

lol big brain play 93

2026-07-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

just reinstalled windows and making sure I didn't miss a bind

trying dumb shit

practicing

me neither

/pass

2026-07-15 what's the issue? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

and you shoot pucks?

it is first-person

but hockey

it is an FPS

uh yes?

and acting like geek is an insult?

you're playing a competitive fps hockey game

/vk lankybox

hnnnngggg

right between pad and stick

/vk lankybox

or yours?

yes?

fucking seriously

2026-07-15 that was terrible · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

jesus sorry guys

probs gonna be just you back and probs just you forward too lol

23, if able let them shoot from outside, just cover mid

2026-07-15 GO* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

OTOH TENDIE ASSIST LETS GOI

oh rip not single goalie anymore

/vk

2026-07-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

lol

you're farming

/vs

hasek, can I take net?

2026-07-15 .... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

but actively slapping pucks away from teammates, ramming them, etc

it's one thing if he's just new

/vk lankybox

vk 52

2026-07-15 /vk lankybox · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 I tried · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 whole team is sitting at their blue line like dummies :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 that's my fault · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

well fuck

2026-07-15 lol doing what I can · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 very yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vk lankybox

2026-07-15 52! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 brb real fast · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 lol good timing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk

2026-07-15 until my defence helped :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it was fine

as usual

2026-07-15 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 got fucked by a wrong bind · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry, just reinstalled windows

2026-07-14 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-14 throbbbbbber · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-13 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 okay that is more dumb than my own goal · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 can't have those · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ugh big whiff T_T

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 wall even trying to gank me · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 lol sure, still a fluke shot :P · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

lol wtf

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 :/ · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

yeahhh.....

2026-07-13 rip · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

lol

tendie assist on pipes?!

2026-07-13 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-13 o7 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

Pipes!

2026-07-13 oooof · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 they brought back the mouse polling rate bug that causes fps drop · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

please use them, not my face

publice service announcement: you have brakes on your alt key

2026-07-13 case in point · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

busy

jesus

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

so close T_T

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 great play · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/pass

HEYYY tendie assist

2026-07-13 rofl · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

lol

don't even get a shot on goal

houcine you're a dick

T_T

2026-07-13 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

this stupid mouse polling rate = fps drop bug is back

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 hang the fuck on · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

hang on one

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-13 the server doesn't · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

the game interface forgets them

lol that's a lie

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

gorgeous

2026-07-13 stop that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

that

2026-07-13 make space · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

23 you're on the wrong side stripping the puck from teammates

well, at least that pass was pretty

2026-07-13 gorgeous passa · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

apparently the ref does too

/spawnpuck

sorry pecan

rip

fuck

jesus guys

2026-07-13 nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 TTEAMS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-07-13 well yep fuck, that's on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nice 1

2026-07-13 okay, yeah, I'm not sitting through another 21 SOG game or whatever, gg red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 despite the score · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I have no issues finishing with an 870

2026-07-13 heyyyyy we're at 3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 pffffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

checks notes

17 SOG to....

jesus

2026-07-13 /sc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

even out the teams

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well this is fucking waste of time

2026-07-13 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol that counted as a save

/spawnpuck

2026-07-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 F · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

/spawnpuck

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

jesus christ

2026-07-13 le sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

team has zero SOG

2026-07-13 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 clearly nobody on blue can aim · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

the fuck are these 5-holes

2026-07-13 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

INTO SPAAAAACE

2026-07-12 holy shit what a touch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

crazy sequence there, hnngngggg

2026-07-12 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol, tax collector assisted by jesus and puckbot

2026-07-12 it was raining men · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wish you coulda been here fnc

lol uhhh you alright over there fnc?

2026-07-12 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 /sc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/scramble

yeah hopefully this time I have some defence

/vs

lol

placed it perfectly too

dammit

2026-07-12 totally fucked me T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

amazing timing

whoever showed up at that particular moment

shrug

well

friendly fire

lol seng you did not sell the shot there

2026-07-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fair enough

I got hit like 4 times in a row

lol which one

2026-07-12 total misinput, jesus · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

2026-07-12 puck not moving · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I can see the stick going like mad

lol fnc

woooo I have a defenceman

2026-07-12 or really anyone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

one day maybe the slot will be covered by one of my defencemen

20 seconds

2026-07-12 straight through my stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 oh good at least we should get bear · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

michi'd the shit outta that 53

/vs

jesus

somehow we held on there

holy fuck what a sequence

2026-07-12 and what I get for razzing him on it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well guess he gets it back after saving the previous one

rofl fuck

2026-07-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 oh noes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 ns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 sure · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-12 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-11 /vw · PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-11 here to stuff you all game · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

hullo it's me again bouncer

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

Need stamina!

2026-07-11 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 rip my plan to be single goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 uh clearly that is NOT fnc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

it never rains but it pours

yasssss

/spawnpuck

55 seconds

2026-07-11 lol did somebody just whiff on a gint attempt? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-11 fucked it up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-11 lol that's never the right answer · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

good first stick and settle, just whiffed the clear

rip, close

2026-07-11 good save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

tage excited lol

2026-07-11 /ff · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-11 blue gotta put some shots on net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

pass didn't

womp faked worked

2026-07-11 these teams are fucking dumb btw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

please let me take G

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

it's not like I dove

yeah, you knocked me down

what

lol showertaker

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

/clear

2026-07-11 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

2026-07-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-07-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 lol yeah specifically everything from ami · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 rip · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 whew · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-10 holy shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-10 uh oh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

/spawnpuck

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

jesus christ

2026-07-10 this is certainly.... a team · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

rip

2026-07-10 womp* · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

omp

2026-07-10 pfffft · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

my team faked me minimum 4 times lol

aight well

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 so many sticks and we all missed · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

what a SHOT

rip

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

.......

yeah apparently my one defenceman

/spawnpuck

that's not unlucky

guys.

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-10 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 /pass · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 got the block and the assist :) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 toddler aggro again, bbl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

gk didn't get scammed, got backstabbed

what a terrible touch

wow.

2026-07-09 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 aggro*, brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

also toddler aggor

OH FUCK YOU REF

2026-07-09 /VS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 well, that's a bad pass on me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 lol we've all seen you play pugs too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah and?

2026-07-07 fuck me · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 .... do you need an origin story? · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 /vs · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 wat · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-07-07 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 brb scotch time · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I think out of 4

I got a piece of at least 4

gorgeous

2026-07-06 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 I tend to make everyone wildly uncomfortable more than fuck it up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

T_T

scuse me

scuse you

2026-07-06 for single malts, either oban 14 or lagavulin 16 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

go-to is JW red label

2026-07-06 >.< · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

T_T

that pass

fuck yes

rofl

/spawnpuck

uhhh, a federal agency?

there are absolutely reasons to drink, but most of them are bad

sometimes

ah well

or even black label

not even anything exotic

and it was just jw red label

/spawnpuck

and basically died on the spot

and drank it like a shot

who got handed a scotch

don't be like my army buddy

clearly

or mezcal

2026-07-06 mmmm should pick up scotch · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

uhhhh vasi?

teams

teamas

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 got the first one tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 if anyone has ever played dag · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

something something backshield meta

/spawnpuck

the backshot

womp

2026-07-06 pffffffft · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

if you don't know we probably can't tell you

2026-07-06 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was that last one back on my end off of blue....?

2026-07-06 oh am I supposed to let it in for you? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 me* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

he scored his first on em

also atomic city

it's how I met wildgoatsoup

won't be the first time

lol

you're volunteering to own goal it?

/spawnpuck

2026-07-06 I'm trying to wind down from some IRL tilt · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl pffffffft

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

mike, leave me my spot on blue

2026-07-06 yes literally on me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

can't do that

2026-07-06 bathroom, don't vs yet · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

eyyyy

2026-07-06 rofl this game? almost certainly yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 lol yep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol good thing I got on and decided to warm up before scrims

2026-07-06 fffft · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /vk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 ?> · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 as I'm dodging intentional gint back here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 almost again · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl pigeon

instead just endless blues

2026-07-06 pigeon, which net you want? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 this is just wasting everybody's time, sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol fuck

2026-07-06 preferably a few more than 5 feet for that back pass plz · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 jesus fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh boo I just realized zabrid is on my team

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

shitty angling by me T_T

pfffft

2026-07-06 good d · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 jesus, 20 SOG from blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 the fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 ty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rinne you mind letting me go back to red?

lol np working my ass off back here but enjoying it

my tendie assist T_T

fuck

that fix your issue?

rofl almost again

2026-07-06 change it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

is one-leg

for extend

your bind

just guess blind and go

pffft nothing I can do about that

holy shit communist what a touch

but it's still good practice

ugh exhausted, sorry red

2026-07-06 go away · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

found it

2026-07-06 yeah update coming soon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sigh

and I'm typing

just won't be able to tell

well he probably will

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

missed it by two inches

sigh

oh fuck me

15-2 SOG

fuck terrible play by me

2026-07-06 happy brain noises · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mmmm I love those

2026-07-06 D's gotta cover back post · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

womp

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

case in point

I need the practice

if you want it back feel free to take it

/vs

2026-07-06 so people can wait for next game, admin/spectators, etc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes

2026-07-06 /VS · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

2026-07-06 nope! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

's okay, I will keep feeding you

2026-07-06 lol pfffft · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /vf · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/vfo

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

minimap broke :/

shambles continue

oh noes

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

red in shambles

rofl

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh yo oooo mark

rip tendie assist

2026-07-06 yo earboyi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 inside of the knee 5-hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 RIP BLUE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

2026-07-06 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 rofl · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /vs · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /vs · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 rip gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 but what a hit tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 sad face if I had passed it better that woulda been a tendie assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 gotta get that stick moving fnc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /vk 74 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 fucking griefer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

2026-07-05 /vr · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 need to restart · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 /vp · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-07-05 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 /vw · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 sorryu · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

god damnit

2026-07-05 lol I don't have to imagine, it happened :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 unstucked? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 afk one sec · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

yar

what a fucking shot

2026-07-05 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 all good* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

all god, it doesn't do anything here

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 move along · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

now you're just being a bully

you established that

knock it off bus

this is going to be a lonnngggg game

2026-07-05 /clear · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

2026-07-05 I'll take goalie if you're willing to give it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 that'll do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 caught me with my shit broke · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well shit

2026-07-04 oh boooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hit my stick :/

2026-07-04 nah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 we get it back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

heyyyy tendie assist

that's terrible on me

T_T

oh my

2026-07-04 ty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 name checks out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 tendie assist let's go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

huge slap there

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 not quite · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ugh tried to pure reflex it

off... my toe? stick toe?

stick in the wrong spot

dammit

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol clse

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 these* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

there shot counts are absurd

/spawnpuck

2026-07-04 bbl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I saved a few of those tho

lol

bar down is a monster

practice

lol np

dammit my tendie assist T_T

2026-07-04 goddamn what a save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

shiiiiiit

bar?

save? post?

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

it's still dumb

"out on red team"

when you rip it, it's gone

put like 60% of the power on it

that felt better

there we go

I don't think that was even on :/

/spawnpuck

2026-07-04 tried to get it up there with time to spare · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

went up-down-up wobble

didn't trust myself

gorgeous shot colby

2026-07-04 I got outta the navy like 8 years ago bud · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and I keep ending up like 2-4 inches low with the stick

cut my sens in half like 3 weeks ago

T_T

more of that shot please

ugh, thanks

2026-07-04 rough · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

what a bounce

hi*

2026-07-04 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 well got one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 do not want · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hnnnggggg

that blue tap to mid

2026-07-04 piggyback rides only by prior arrangement · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 zoink's reliable for that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 keep sending it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

T_T

fuck I need to get better at that shot

I don't care

ohohh pffft

/pass

/spawnpuck

2026-07-04 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

o0oooof

(I need it this game :/)

pad my stats

2026-07-04 right in the triangle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

damn

ugh

about .1 seconds before shot

about 2 seconds after I needed to

figured out I was not red

shiiiiiiiiiit

I tapped it back through my own legs yes

/spawnpuck

we're gonna keep passing out to you 16

2026-07-04 like x3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and also I'm washed?

cheeky

2026-07-04 off by like a handspan :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-07-04 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

those two things aren't the same in the game files

the mass didn't make it good, the stick-on-puck interaction was good

uhhh no

or just flip over the leg pads entirely

and bounced out all the way to blue line

would hit stick and keep going, hit pads

shit had wayyyy too much mass

but it's better than the previous one for goalie purposes

IANAskater

2026-07-04 irl bullshit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

distracted morning

heya

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-07-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-04 yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 lol mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 lol srs bzns hard commit on that wraparound · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 I will take net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 how about on top · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 yeah hang on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

big lag

2026-07-03 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 🔥 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 mb 9 thought you were going deep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 np · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ure

2026-07-02 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

2026-07-02 daughter is in control of the crouch button · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

almost worked

damn

2026-07-02 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-07-02 oh my · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

potential incoming chaos

forgot it is wireless

almost 4-yo daughter has her own keyboard

okay so

2026-07-02 y1t u · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

/spawnpuck

CHIMLMMMMMMMDM

644t44tmmmmmmm

shit

to dd ler aggron agnain

/pass

2026-07-02 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 lol didn't realize at all how little time was left · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 camera broke, shit, brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

demo can I swap with you?

great stick

/pass

rofl

2026-07-02 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 brb toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 well fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA

2026-07-02 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

2026-07-01 oh ho! canadia server · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-06-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 welcome to puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl me

2026-06-30 and only half wrong · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

scott is salty

2026-06-30 we unfucked ourselves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 I'll take some blame on this one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

oof

2026-06-30 oh lol that's not swiss · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 camera mod shits itself on game start · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 ugh that join lag · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you're only goalie, it swaps you back and forth to both side

fair warning

good dive

heyyyyy

or otherwise making some kind of active use

so get used to taking swings at stuff

but since no blocker, your stick is your only tool

so, nothing you can do about it right now greg

brain go brr

plus pugs

you good, scrims just started up, I got 4 games in today

2026-06-30 gotta practice my hasek mode for league · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit

2026-06-30 I think default q/e · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

extend button while standing

yes, it's installed

hqm

plus another few years for the spiritual predecessor

uh like 2 years?

spent like 3 years on mids

but my brain never recovered

been a hot minute since I've been on shift work

work

2026-06-30 fully articulated / adjustable · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d printed

or right hand

company that makes left-hand keyboard replacements

unironically, greg check out azeron cyborg

instead of A/D double tap

pro tip, rebind that to Q/E and put it on single tap

/pass

point being if you keep not practicing, you can grow up to be me and be buns at skating at 900 hours :D

lol well

gk main

yep, still true at 900ish hours

terribad pass

pffft

scott broke me in as a gk too

gl greg

2026-06-30 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pfffft

2026-06-30 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 hullo the scott · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 lol we figure out how to turn off v and y'all stop playing? · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-30 y'all get bagginz, sorry, my skater brain is nonexistent tonight · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 stick > head > in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 well I'll have you know I impressed goat with a goal once · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

UGH

2026-06-30 laser pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

damn close

2026-06-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 🔥 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

damn close tobert

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

💯

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

2026-06-29 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

this discord is an experience

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

that was damn close

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 that makes way more sense not on minimap · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ohhhhh

wat*

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /y · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vp

/vf

/vp

2026-06-29 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

peer pressure

lol

because most of the rest of us are?

discord you nerd

/spawnpuck

ass in call

goat you too

2026-06-29 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

not my game

well

2026-06-29 rip me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 y u do dis · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

gorgeous

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 nw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vw

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-29 /ff · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 lol, get scored on pretty much · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 yo bryz · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

nah I'll live with my mistakes

shittttttt

🔥

2026-06-29 h jesus · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

spend the rest of the match in jail

2026-06-29 good finish · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 rofl clearly same · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-29 shit broke · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

T_T

hit my stick tooo

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 so · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

noooooooo

rip

uh no

2026-06-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-29 womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-29 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 sry broke my game back · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

brb

well I'm officially washed

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

d/r

/vp

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 no idea what just happened there · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vw

/vs

2026-06-28 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-28 telegraphed the shit outta it and I still let you · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

rip

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 brb toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 bro my urdu rusty don't make me look it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

even if unintentional

lol appreciate the enthusiastic agreement

and yeah, I wouldn't take that bet

but I'm better than one or two of the premier backup gks

not that I shoulda got drafted

you'd be god tier

with this crew?

goood luck

rip my assist T_T

/pass

2026-06-28 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 dime pass while getting mounted by @30 too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 pillow hits · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

meanwhile blue can't even manage to get called for gint

2026-06-28 talk about nonexistent angle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wow.

2026-06-28 get human trafficked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my bad

2026-06-28 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl

roughing?

2026-06-28 no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

get him outta here blue

2026-06-28 30 get your aggro bro handled · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

"might"

2026-06-28 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

who was it I just robbed on that?

jesus that was close

2026-06-28 tells you something · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

every single one is a breakaway too

2026-06-28 was that off kabuki...? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I didn't hear a pipe

2026-06-28 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 damn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 like a talented dick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol he shot it to not-stick side

rip me

🔥

wow

2026-06-28 rip tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

what a horrible bounce

2026-06-28 hullo I am a gk main · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

nobody ever does

lol

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 but mostly broke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

technically kinda yes

lol all good

😭

finnie!

2026-06-28 I don't really care · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol finnie

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 lol are you high @76? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 you won't · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

rip me, my fault

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-28 74... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 but hullo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol I dunno if that was a bump of affection or annoyance

2026-06-28 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

2026-06-28 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I got it

technically better?

can't be missing those T_T

fuck

2026-06-28 scuse me bishop? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 nope, you totally whiffed it slavin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck, that's my fault

2026-06-28 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

strictly not allowed

2026-06-28 that's called english bud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 heartbreak · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

minute*

5 shots in the first minue

this might be a long game lol

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

grats on the hatty

/spawnpuck

2026-06-28 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

💯

nice

2026-06-28 yeah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol well

lol didn't think, so, but so's you know

btw canti rumor mill already has it you have goalie problems

2026-06-28 oh my · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

h my

/vk pineapplejeff

I don't care who is hitting who

I want a teammate who is not in the box all game

/vk pineapplejeff

meanwhile 81 trying to get called for gint and can't

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 blue get 81 out of here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well that works

JEFF

/spawnpuck

2026-06-28 ....... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol little close

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 a sun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 fuck mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 but I didn't expect that level of shitshow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

okay, technically my bad

2026-06-27 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

got a piece of it :?

2026-06-27 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol have a better gk

rip

2026-06-27 was on repeat there · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

put that back where it came from or so help me

lol

2026-06-27 well fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 :/ well that was bullshit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4v2 skaters

2026-06-27 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vw

/spawnpuck

2026-06-27 I'm normally a gk full-time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh nah

2026-06-26 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

2026-06-26 mb, got outta the way asap · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-26 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that was a fucking terrible pass from low

that wasn't D's fault

2026-06-26 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-26 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ZERO SAVES

2026-06-26 lol · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

if you don't put it on net

guys we don't get to even find out if I can save it

2026-06-26 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-25 ty <3 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

bus gtfo

2026-06-25 rip pugs q popped, forgot I was in it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 shhhh* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hhhh

rofl way to not go offsides 43, holy shit

2026-06-25 lol no idea if you mean me or 30 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 off his throat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wtf

are you serious

2026-06-25 don't vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

red can ff

2026-06-25 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-25 lol entirety of red offence is camped at blue line waiting to go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 lol no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

okay

the fucking cheese

2026-06-25 admittedly didn't think you'd be allowed to just shoot it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wow

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 lol yep bouncer loses the game for his team, quits before the end · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-25 just edgelord · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nah

lol welp my fault

2026-06-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 lol cavy can't catch a break can you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 lol doesn't even aim just cannon · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wat

bro

pfffffft

/spawnpuck

2026-06-24 well don't? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

such a good pass too

DAMMIT

2026-06-24 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 nice shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 damn close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 or just asleep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

bigdom caught typing?

2026-06-24 tage caught typing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what a hit

2026-06-24 20 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 big block · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 maybe we don't with threats of violence?? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 5v3 skaters, unfuck yourselves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 mb red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-24 way to settle that, it was spicy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck yes

2026-06-24 regardless of which net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

can confirm, red team is great at leaving pucks in front of the net

2026-06-24 ....... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

just let it go

98% of the time I'm gonna pass it out

2026-06-24 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 play your positions people · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 fair's fair · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 holy shit what a tip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 okay can't save you from that one tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

gotta learn way of the stick

ns tho

pfffty

lol that's the one?

2026-06-23 HNGGGGG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

robbed so many times for red

goddammit

2026-06-23 lol wat? that goes in? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 oooh what mouse? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 lol hectic opening two minutes · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 FORCE WRONG NET · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 5-hole dammit · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 9, you can't get caught out every single time bud · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-23 got bodied, sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-23 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-23 sorry mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-23 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mark T_T

oh my

2026-06-23 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 and I keep way undertouching stuff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol womp, was just saying earlier I cut my sensitivity in half twoish weeks ago

2026-06-22 they're excited that I'm not in the way · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 offff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 le sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

entire squad of unnecessary

hence goon squad

not true

2026-06-22 fixed it, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

red's turn to shoot at me

uh oh

plus a goal!

well at least blue has two SOG now

2026-06-22 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

next time I'm shooting it at your net

and blue tendie asleep

still making some way too soft touches trying to pass

yeah, I halved my sens two weeks ago

2026-06-22 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 still in it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hey!!!!!

2026-06-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 rather, is gint, just not called by the mod · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

should be gint

no shit

dude's standing in the crease hitting my stick

/spawnpuck

okay

fucking not gint

2026-06-22 well, yep, decisions are being made · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

wow.

2026-06-22 i dunno if that was pretty or disgusting or both · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 or showertaker · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

must be a squiggles alt

lol took you long enough

2026-06-22 off of red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

womp*

well wompt

2026-06-22 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

also tilted by icing

2026-06-22 own teammate blocks the clear · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nothing I can do about that

lol well

/spawnpuck

yeah it's not great

lol that

lol blue showed up to meme on pubs and is failing

/spawnpuck

2026-06-22 clearly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

which is why you have no goals

/pass

2026-06-22 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-22 lol yep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 lol my bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 damn, saw the lane · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 somebody go red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

also the blue side seems like fun to defend against

redgee, happy to switch with you at any point if you want a breather

lol you did ask

2026-06-22 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what a choke

rofl

2026-06-22 sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 I tried · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 what a cut · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 fucking seriously · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 fucking rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

currently broke afaik

/spawnpuck

2026-06-22 guy* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

y'all get your gy

2026-06-22 TT)T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

IM SO SORRY\

2026-06-22 that shit teleported to the back wall · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

the lag

2026-06-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-21 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-21 gg combine time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-21 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-21 aight I'm out, this is garbage · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

if it*

nothing I can if i teleports into the net :/

2026-06-21 ugh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

jesus

2026-06-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lotsa lag

2026-06-21 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol that's what I get for being lazy

2026-06-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

I'm not playing these to win lol

also *learning*

sure, and I don't have a glove

well, it's the consequence of practicing stick saves

2026-06-21 I whiffed the stick save · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

the same way the first one did

lol I'mma single-handed give fritz the win at this point T_T

2026-06-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-21 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-21 four people whiffed in a row · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well, that's not my fault

2026-06-21 💯 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 what the actual fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

😭

🔥

T_T

whiffed it

fuck

2026-06-20 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-20 /ff · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

😭

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 seems like he always is around for stomps and bails out as soon as things get close to balanced · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

hmm

you just switch to blue?

tracks

oh lol mixt shows up and ami ducks

/sc

/spawnpuck

lol why would we not scramble? this is just a stomp

/sc

2026-06-20 not to you sir · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 the fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 or if you had been legit MIA · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

kk, didn't know if I had just missed you

2026-06-20 lunar I haven't seen you in net in an epoch · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 🔥 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-06-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-19 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 no rd, I was there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 just play man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

nothing I can do there

well yep

2026-06-19 lol was that a shot? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rip

2026-06-19 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

make shots like two games ago

2026-06-19 lol you josh allen now? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 /vk JesusSaves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

knock it the fuck off

getting griefed over here

2026-06-19 damn, the placement · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 you earned it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol

2026-06-19 tension · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

not houcine

lol I was laughing so hard on the stream earlier when they said carry battle between jesussaves and who was it

2026-06-19 must be florida leo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 thanks for the help · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol was trying to forfeit

/ff

2026-06-19 sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

zero defence

pffft

two

fucking three reds in the slot?

2026-06-19 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 one minute · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 should NOT have waited · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rip

2026-06-19 you were humping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

you were all up in my crease and my business

2026-06-19 uhhh tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/vs

2026-06-19 60 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

lol woops

2026-06-19 caniac was in the crease humping my leg again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol woulda been gint anyways

2026-06-19 yeah how dare you do your jobn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 yeah, I've found it's much more efficient on stam if you just need to make some adjustments · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 kk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

ahh, do you know about dash+brakes?

did you catch my question last round about standing dash?

my chat might be busted

pipes?

2026-06-19 apparently pipes is off in his own world until the puck gets close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pipes did you catch my question last round?

/spawnpuck

2026-06-19 or lol I guess you can ignore mme · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

default bind is alt, hold it down and tap your side dash

2026-06-19 pipes.... do you not know about standing dash + brakes? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 HULLO PIPES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 almost · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl

combine time gl

2026-06-19 scuse me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

hullo hecow

2026-06-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

sorry red

rip

2026-06-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-18 performance concerns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-18 fuck, sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 what a pass tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 'lo andomal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 sorry boys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well came back a moment too late

2026-06-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-18 grabbing drink real fast · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-18 couldn't block enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 and red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry blue

uigh

well fuck me

lol didn't even give me a save for that

2026-06-17 dammit my tendie assist T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 I shoulda had that :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 damn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 except like 7 of them · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

three stooges skit over here

rofl

2026-06-17 shit that looked intentional even · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 T_T teal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-17 worth · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 all the time and ice in the world · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

T_T

fuck me

what a fake/whiff yeah

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

/vs

/spawnpuck

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-17 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-17 fuck, my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 I'm trying to talk them through · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vp

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 uh no that's a box · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

uhhhh

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-17 YOU MISSED · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 GG · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 tendie assists aww yeah · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 /vr · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

+sub

2026-06-16 back · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 gotta step away for ~60 seconds, brb · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

you having fun Morgan?

quiet night down on my end

/vp

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 nothing I could do there :/ · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

what disgustingly perfect placement

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 what a finish · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

goddammit

2026-06-16 TWO tendie assists · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 DID THAT NOT ENTERTAIN YOU? · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 heard it hit me too · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

fuck

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

godddammmitt

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 tapped it past · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 it snuck in but I couldn't get it back out the same hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

that's my bad

2026-06-16 oh so I did hit it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 hell of***game · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

deflected it into a double touch

womp

2026-06-16 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vs

2026-06-16 nah in pugs queue, probably gonna pop here momentarily · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 /ff · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 fuck yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 stick no collision · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goalie*, had no pads

says I'm galie

well this is SUPER bugged

2026-06-16 off my stick actually · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-16 #tendiethings · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm with wiliam

2026-06-16 oooh do me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 and stick changes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

because puck changes

bro

tage

womp

2026-06-16 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-06-16 knock it the fuck off · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's blatant gint cowboard

/spawnpuck

aaaaand single goalie again

rofl

2026-06-16 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 running* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

runing 220 fps

I'm having a great time, finally got head tracking dialed in perfect

2026-06-16 less puck mass = less totally random BS bounces off of goalies · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

namely less stick mass, less puck mass, adjusted size and new high altitude drag

short version, various QoL changes to fix ugly kludges made in the run-up to season 1

there's a post in #announcements about changes

2026-06-16 you're welcome :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 45 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

doing it now

/spawnpuck

almost got 5-holed there

also IANAskater

much better situational awareness in goal tho

definitely has made me miss some shit on offence

super immersive

this is nuts

look I'm just over here trying to get used to head tracking in puck

well he own-goaled on me earlier

2026-06-16 dammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 YEPPPP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-16 /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

/vw

/spawnpuck

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 hell of a pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 aight brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

every single pass ends up directly beneath my skates

2026-06-15 back later · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

IRL happened

eh sorry

2026-06-15 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 hah. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 mod? head tracking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

new mod and it has some very iffy moments

just ask

sorry camera all fucked up

2026-06-15 teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 gotta take a breather, ty for practice · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-15 why you ask? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-15 ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yes please

2026-06-15 just started playing with head tracking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man, this is a whole nother level of adjustment

2026-06-15 oh noes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I'll go too, prefer 6v6 even if it's not trendy

2026-06-15 💯 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

until the next upstart shows up and grinds it out

lol enjoy while it lasts

hullo the pipes

2026-06-15 but also tendie fix yourself · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

my bad kinda

well

2026-06-15 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-15 /pass · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/pass

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-15 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 bud steam records everything · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

intentional griefing

/vk JohnnyBukake

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vw

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 trackIR · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

first match with head tracking

this is fucking trippy

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry, was tabbed out

/vw

2026-06-15 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-14 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 off the top edge of the pad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

2026-06-14 lol shit mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 jesus fuck it kept bouncing off my stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

but absolutely has ruined my power calibration trying to shoot/pass

and surprisingly it's not fucking with my saves too hard

well, cut my sensitivity in half

2026-06-14 B. YOU HIT THAT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

A. I hit that

HOLY SHIT

UGH this sensitivity change

rip

2026-06-14 oh lol and crabby isn't even here still · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

with the heel of my stick

it was left toe and then I pinched it out

checked the recording

2026-06-14 but I woulda swore left toe · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

possibly?? sounded like hard

wayyyy too soft

yep, fuck

/spawnpuck

2026-06-14 changed all my sensitivity settings, so enjoy scoring on me for a hot minute · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 need a sec · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-14 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

stop being a dick dude

2026-06-14 here to practice bud · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

I'm not gonna even make the attempt if you guys are gonna skate up point blank every single shot

2026-06-14 just guess and go · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

y'all do understand if you just skate up and point-blank me, I literally can't react

2026-06-14 lol sry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 kk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

good to swap if you want back on red @53

game crash :/

2026-06-14 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hrrmrmm

test

great def

2026-06-14 score is 0-0 I aint judging yet · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 please no human trafficking the goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-14 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wtaf

/ff

/spawnpuck

wtaf happened there

2026-06-14 holy fuck indeed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 yarp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-14 I am starlight as in elves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol nope

2026-06-13 night night time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry boys

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

wtf

....mark

2026-06-13 3.5yo daughter · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-13 if yall cant scorer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

aggro

toddler aFFRO

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 ish · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol mark got what he wanted

diddy, looks like you're newish - play aggressive

2026-06-13 you weren't even taking an ice nap · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

red touched it first

wat?

getting more saves aint gonna hurt me

my "claim to fame" is having like 4th most saves

ffffft

gonna be a long game

yeah.

it de3pends

imma be busyyyyyyy this game

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 misses · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rips it away from mark

2026-06-13 where's markstrom and auto · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

mark, me

goalie support team

2026-06-13 uhhhh v? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-13 yo my defence is fire · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-13 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-13 /curve 0 30 30 5 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-13 oof that's ones on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

that one's not on you, that's RD missing

2026-06-13 okay, guess I'm coming back to D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 /curve 0 10 50 5 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/curve

wheee gold star

2026-06-13 :D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay I will save it

2026-06-13 that's embarassing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

well fuck

/spawnpuck

defence..?

2026-06-13 lol scored on myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

he says when I have personally wrecked half of the passes

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

start over

5v3 skaters

teams

/vs

2026-06-13 hell of a play, tried to cover it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-13 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

mechanical skill?

2026-06-12 oh look it's connor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

failure of a RD

2026-06-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 gotchu mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk 21

2026-06-12 cause I wanted to play goalie? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wat?

/sc

2026-06-12 hullo it is me mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/curve 0 0 30 5

2026-06-12 vittu perkele? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well I took away the pass

2026-06-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

/spawnpuck

2026-06-11 RIP · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-11 nothing else to be doing · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 wow · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/ff

2026-06-11 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/ff

t/.ff

2026-06-11 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-11 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

hullo

2026-06-10 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 hulloooooo markie-mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 rip · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 wtf · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 and this and seattle have the same ping · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

waiting for the pharmacy to open

lol well

it's early morning for east coast

2026-06-10 I have 90 ping, I'm staying in net · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 christ that bug · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-10 feed my saves · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

morgan, can't save it if you don't put it on net

2026-06-10 ernest! wrong team · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-10 well fucking rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 whole server did · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 pffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

stahp

knock it off

2026-06-10 and even so he immediately scored · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I know not to tempt fate that hard

I said pad

to be fair, I didn't say "free"

first game of the night

ehhhh

2026-06-10 lol wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

lol almost got caught

2026-06-10 5v3 skaters · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 @dorofeyev super helpful bud glad you're out there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol jesus

2026-06-10 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl nothing I can do about that

feeeeeeeed me more saves

2026-06-10 hell of a shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 lol pipes is a characterd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

and I have to catch him too :/

now that pipes has gone full auto

yeah he's great for padding your save count

'lo the zoink!

good D

2026-06-10 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 try a reconnect / game restart · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

cause your ping is 100

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nice

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry team

well fuck

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

😭

/spawnpuck

GOOD D

😭

2026-06-08 y'all fucked me on two · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I gave up one typing

😭

dunno wtf my defence is doingh

welp

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

go fuck yourself

lol crabby

but yeah

my bad for giving up an afk goal

gotta stop throwing it away

2026-06-08 sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

and fuck this new interface

but I realize I'm, probablyk acncient

if any of y'all go back to OG robot wars days

/spawnpuck

sir-get-in-the-way-alot

/spawnpuck

🔥

but not bad

a lot

not technically

/spawnpuck

feels like there shoulda been waaaay more shots

finally another goalie

oh jesus

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol I am not entirely sober enough for this level of sweaty

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

heard it hit my stick, nothing doing

sorry

sigh

2026-06-08 shhh shutout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

use it

like /vs but keeps stats

there is now /ff

what a nice stick to stop that in front

keep the pressure on

🔥

2026-06-08 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 eh well, still get the assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

dead to rights and whiffed it

dammit

FUCK

2026-06-08 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-08 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 /ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-08 wtf · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

you wat

2026-06-08 take a moment, disconnect reconnet · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-08 somewhere between 50-70% in net · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

smidge over 900 now

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-08 FUCKING CHEESE · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-08 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

LOL rip.

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-08 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-08 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well fuck

2026-06-08 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 fuck yes · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 had to troll somebody · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 lol unfortunately I gave one up for for free · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-07 fuck me · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

2026-06-07 you · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

@45

GET OUTTA BLUE NET

@98 get outta my spot :P

deeeelan

2026-06-07 zummack walked off · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vr

2026-06-07 /vp · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 apparently there's not extra skater? · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 lol rip · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /vr · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/vr

2026-06-07 /vp · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/pause

2026-06-07 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

moi

name checks out finnish

2026-06-07 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

/spawnpuck

/pass

/spawnpuck

/pass

2026-06-07 /vw · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

/spawnpuck

/pass

/spawnpuck

/pass

/curve 0 0 80 5

/pass

/curve 0 10 80 2

/pass

/curve 0 10 60 5

/curve

/spawnpuck

/pass

/spawnpuck

/pass

/curve 0 10 80 5

/pass

/curve 0 0 80 5

/pass

/curve 0 0 80 15

/pass

/curve 0 5 80 20

/pass

/spawnpuck

/curve -40 20 80 10

/pass

/curve 0 5 80 20

/pass

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 mod hub · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

yeah just unbind it

2026-06-07 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /vw · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

2026-06-07 /pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/pass

/curve 0 40 80 20

/pass

/curve 0 20 80 10

/pass

/curve 0 40 80 20

/pass

/curve 0 80 80 20

/pass

/curve 0 40 40 40

/pass

/curve -20 70 70 30

/curve -20 20 90 30

/pass

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 wat · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

but for season 2 it's embrace the suck time

just don't like 5v5

remotely*

not even remotedlyh

/spawnpuck

2026-06-07 /vw · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 /ff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/ff

2026-06-07 will take net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 /curve -20 50 50 20 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

/curve -20 20 50 15

/pass

/spawnpuck

/pass

/curve -20 40 90 15

/curve

/pass

2026-06-07 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 lol after that Imma catch a breather, grab a drink · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 as long as it's not on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 lol am I coming through on voice at all? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 great pass back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 UGH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

passes are off today, sorry folks

2026-06-07 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

holy fuck I messed that up

2026-06-07 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

please tell me that's not a pommel throwing joke

2026-06-07 spawned in the middle of a brawl with red team, felt like · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wtf

2026-06-07 mmm yess defenders being helpful · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

how is that not a save.....

2026-06-06 this team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 uh huh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lowkey

2026-06-06 oh noes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rip chuck

2026-06-06 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-06 I KNOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

again

back post guys

/spawnpuck

/pass

2026-06-06 oh my · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

2026-06-06 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

sigh

somebody's gotta have that guy back post

2026-06-06 he's been a shithead the whole time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

just went straight through the puck on the second touch

2026-06-06 well also because PHL invasion was permitted · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

huge whiff

rofl

2026-06-06 I was actively signed up last year until they absolutely fucked the process of picking settings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

probs

2026-06-06 lol who are you even chirping at bud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 but I take it back if you're staying net, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol the fucking cheese

2026-06-05 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-05 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-05 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-05 whew · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

made the save

good stick

/spawnpuck

2026-06-04 oh god, I just realized I dunno if I'm making it obvious how old I am by using 'woot' · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

woot

ohhhh forfeit

yeah, toddler bedtime aggro

/pass

and good at least after I have to leave pipes will be here to take my spot and block all of zoinks shots

@leno he's right

2026-06-04 fucking lol, high stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-04 when I started out we didn't have dashfall or stupid shot speed, so · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

got it

you get abused more

2026-06-04 lol check out the detailed graphs on his save counts · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good fucking luck catching up with vladar

I'm tired enough I had to think about that for like 2.3 whole seconds

eh well

well fuck

also I read all your dialog in the voice of minsc

probably me, unfortunately :/

2026-06-04 /sc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-04 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-04 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-04 garbage · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-03 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 /vs · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 /curve -20 40 90 5 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-03 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-03 nice · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

/spawnpuck

/curve -20 20 90 5

/curve

/spawnpuck

/pass

2026-06-03 ❤️ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-06-03 /pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-06-03 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-03 fast end · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that was fast

2026-06-03 GORGEOUS PASS THO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

though what with CSAR shenanigans recently we've seen both

sexy flavor

lol I mean CASEVAC or CAS?

but nineline of which flavor?

2026-06-03 and cavy went red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rip our first shot on goal

2026-06-03 jesus 11 SOG for red and we're not done with the first · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 physics exploding · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

why is our right wing stomping on my face every other touch

2026-06-03 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 got fucked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

2026-06-03 /curve 0 10 90 10 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/curve -20 20 90 10

/vs

/curve -10 20 90 10

/curve

/spawnpuck

/vs

2026-06-03 all 5 of you blobbing up, spread out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 I was RVH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's desync

ohhh wow

well fuck

2026-06-03 feels like red should have way more than 4 SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

made up for horrible most of rest of game

2026-06-03 lolwat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

/spawnpuck

2026-06-02 own team is gonna lose us the game if they keep hitting me doing drivebys through the crease :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 go fuck yourself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well I'm fucking done

2026-06-02 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 was dodging as a I spawned, got a piece of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

literally nothing I can do

sigh

2026-06-02 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

probably helps if I actually play my spot

that was a horrible game from me T_T

2026-06-02 goddammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

welp, my bad gk

2026-06-02 OFFFFF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 c'mon 21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 oh no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 lol play was completely on the other side of the ice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck me

2026-06-02 lol lasered the wrong guy in the stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 get tralts the fuck outta here @red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 gint · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

get traltss out

/vk TRALTSS

2026-06-02 ...... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 nice passing tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

damn

/spawnpuck

or not

we are both quite qualified

lol uhhh yes

2026-06-02 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

new logitech mouse was at 8000 and causing huge issues for me

g hub / razer / icue / etc

mouse software

it's a thing

check polling rate is below 2000

john are you getting big frame drops every time you move mouse?

goddamn that first one

2026-06-02 on defence it's you versus them · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

legit though, on offence it's you versus net

go play wing

if you have to ask.....

lol sorry not you john

pro tip, if you're new don't play defenceman

I suck today

welp

that's my own goal

WELL FUCK

2026-06-01 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

/pass

/vs

/spawnpuck

fuck

2026-06-01 didn't realize it was 30 covering my back post :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-01 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck

you okay there 34?

2026-06-01 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-01 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-01 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 afk gk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk ToeDragTony

2026-05-31 not lside · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah, you did the extend thingy

sorry

well fuck

2026-05-31 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 nothing I can do there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-05-31 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-31 hlo zoink · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-31 nice and smooth · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

this is how I know I'm fucking old

2026-05-31 andddddd fuck, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I hesitated

29, way to put the stick out and leave it

2026-05-31 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 I'll hit your stick with my huge hitbox anyday · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

apparently I made saves during that

/pass

2026-05-31 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

/vs

2026-05-31 if there was a hockey crossover with four lions · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-31 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-31 good passing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-31 /vk StuartSkinner · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-31 fuck yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-31 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-30 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-30 just too much puck mass stilla · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

stick in the right spot

sigh

/spawnpuck

crawled up your damn stick

🔥

2026-05-30 I made her a multi room cardboard house but uhh "it's too dark" · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

lol she's almost 4

this child

2026-05-30 mb toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

2026-05-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 sigh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 /curve -20 20 70 10 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/curve 0 0 70 10

/curve

/spawnpuck

2026-05-30 /vw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 what a shame · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I assume blasted me in to the boards again

/vk Connor

2026-05-30 you're a toxic piece of shit and I can't block you any mjore · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vk Connor

2026-05-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

a moment of silence finally?

2026-05-30 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 it's just flamebaiting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol mark don't feed the trolls

2026-05-29 did the thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

heyyyt

2026-05-29 saw the clock, gave up and just tried to settle it and take my own shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah well

2026-05-29 please* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wrong button

lease

ohhh pffft

RVH makes those so much less finicky

@17

2026-05-29 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 mb texas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah, wasn't watching clock

/vk

pipes awake tho

tried to get it back

/vk

lol there you go bud

tendie assist

hell yes

2026-05-29 WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT PIPES? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

2026-05-29 yeah? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 holy off batman · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 no* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

because noi

love me some stick saves

/spawnpuck

but the dopamine hit from stick saves is too good

fucking*

shoulda just fuckling let it sail

you're welcome

thanks

sigh

/spawnpuck

have you met us?

or maybe not me

sounds like me

2026-05-29 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

and I got caught typing like a dumbfuck

fuck

NEEDS COVER

BACK POST

OKAY SO

2026-05-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

/vs

or else massive lag

turn mouse polling rate down below 2000

OH BTW

2026-05-29 I'll hop back in net next game here for ya pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 GO AWAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

IT WAS A SHOT BLOCK

/spawnpuck

2026-05-29 my turn* for finger aphasia · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

y t

asdlkfjasdlgk

fucvk

2026-05-29 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

because CTE bro

2026-05-29 now no pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

went red to play D for pipes

goddammit

/spawnpuck

2026-05-29 come play D for pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 yes hullo again you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

honestly hell of***game all around

and you too, breaking 900

I got you bb

it's okay we're still winning

2026-05-29 DEFENCE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 more hnggggg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

SORRY

almost bad like 3 ways

HNNGGG

/spawnpuck

2026-05-29 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

FUCK. ASS.

Mark is the bartender from boondock saints

I just realized

I'm so mad

2026-05-29 ... but I only see a single SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

like it's pipes stopping you

mark you say please

finger aphasia?

having a stroke there mark?

'lo the pipes!

/pass

2026-05-28 ....8? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I had it on 8k and was dropping from 200+ to 45 fps

on your mouse

if so, turn polling rate down below 2k

you getting major fps drops every time you move the mouse?

oh dude

just a smidge too much

THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

wtf you talking bout willis

soap carried his ass

/spawnpuck

SOLD SO HARD I GET THE ASSIST

2026-05-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goalie rides are free if you wanna climb the mountain

2026-05-28 all post · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol I don't think I even touched that last one

2026-05-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 nice control · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you must not have a younger brother

UNLIMITED DEFENCE

will take passes back to net

/spawnpuck

2026-05-28 they kept getting free shots · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol it was bound to end eventually

2026-05-28 thank you · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 clearly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

aaaaaaand that's a decision

lol woops

I am Jarvan

I am helping!

rofl

2026-05-28 I wanted that fucking assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

DAMMIT

rip

2026-05-28 :D · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

in net :P

2026-05-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 teams · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol rip my assist on myself?

2026-05-28 womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-05-28 not dead server · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ight

lol

2026-05-28 4v2 skaters..... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 thanks I hate it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol skaty perry

2026-05-28 "like this"? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

2026-05-28 thanks game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol almost a 950 and no star at all

💯

2026-05-28 finish*, even · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good finiosh

gotta stop blobbing red

2026-05-28 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 mmmm yes I also live on the east coast · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mm yes I also live on the east coast

grats then!

grats on new house?

/spawnpuck

2026-05-28 figures* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

figure

ended up in the wrong spot and got 5-holed

lol goddammit

2026-05-28 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-28 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 /vk Zhitnik · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/vs

/spawnpuck

redeemed myself

kay one skating and then bed

/spawnpuck

2026-05-27 so did somebody else · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I fucked that up bad

lol

box*

says the man in the crime bod

/pass

well at least I have this game locked down so far

2026-05-27 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

too much :/

2026-05-27 didn't even count that as a shot on goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lolwat

hell of a shot

2026-05-27 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

garbage game

ugh

2026-05-27 can't catch a break · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

etc

my D

we all suck

/vs

ugh

lol wat

/spawnpuck

I fucked it up

nah, that's on me

2026-05-27 basic sportsball, take away the center · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

you didn't help that time

yeah, which makes it worse that you also made the wrong play

can't take away the sides

gotta take away the center on defence

2026-05-27 year* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

shit's been broke for a full eyar

stupid fucking puck mass

fuck

2026-05-27 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

/spawnpuck

2026-05-27 I'll fiddle your stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

can't vk

dammit

/vk Stickfiddler

sorry red

well fuck

/spawnpuck

2026-05-27 whatchu want · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

stick

DO YOU WANT

WHAT

2026-05-27 yes? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I have absolutely no goddamn idea

wtf

2026-05-26 lol womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

not dash, extend

@75 your extend left/right keys + standing will keep one leg up now

2026-05-26 get you some rvh going son · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oh and jamiro

all broke me in as a gk

demi, kap, bombay, SCOTT, bear

what a touch demi

now 2000 or 1000 is perfect

I had 8000 and was getting issues at 4000 as well

2000 / sec = 2 khz

make sure polling rate is 2000 or less

it's in their software - iCue / G hub / whatever razer is now

assuming you have corsair / logitech / razer hardware

was causing frame drops from 200+ to sub-50 fps

I just found out today

*MAKE SURE MOUSE POLLING RATE IS 2 KHz OR BELOW*

*IF YOU ARE HAVING FRAME DROPS WHEN MOVING MOUSE*

rework lasers to have cone of fire and be instant dump instead of DOTs

current project on deck is MW5

/spawnpuck

fuuuuuuckk

/spawnpuck

gaming mods as a hobby

professionally I do DIY data science

puck*

not for puckj

which you can download, host your own server, and fuck around with whatever

yeah afaik the major issues are with comp tweaks config

wow.

and some nominal vs max puck speed mismatch

they have puck mass wayyyy too high

comp tweaks is server side but probably available from somebody on the ponce team

some of it?

@demi what?

lol

case in point

*unless you want to score on them

that's why we don't skate straight at tendie

womp

with those michi mechanics

13 going for some full on arma-level-sim gameplay

2026-05-26 because our settings are still garbage · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

puck phasing through boards

it's the new edition of the "bad stanchion bounce"

2026-05-26 mouse polling rate above 2khz · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

btw all figured out massive source of lag

ns demi

/spawnpuck

2026-05-26 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

jesus

2026-05-26 fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

because g main?

time to go back to a position I play

I functionally got nothing on that touch :/

wow

2026-05-26 😭 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 the other one is a fucking toxic troll · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hey I gave up almost the exact same thing on my end

THERE IT IS

2026-05-26 normal pipes hang out at the command line · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 yet again connor knows nothing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

18 how's your shootout game?

🔥

2026-05-26 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

really

holy fuck

2026-05-26 17 shots and losing* :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well the pass was on point

2026-05-26 I fucking still hate this puck mass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

......

2026-05-26 damn, great passing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 /vs · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 new mouse does 8khz, was dropping from 200+ to 45 fps when I swung the stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 also, TIL that mouse polling rate above 2 khz causes massive frame loss when moving the stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wait

YEP

2026-05-26 my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

chat didn't close

lol fuck

pipes in chat

|||||

2026-05-26 skating backwards works fine if you know how to skate with pak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 well that was fucking embarassing, sorry blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 gorgeous, plus tendie assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck yes

2026-05-26 oh rip block doesn't work any more · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 lemme take over hash · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-26 been trying to figure that out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

how do you pull goalie?

/vs

2026-05-26 ugh, brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

probably my client then

are a bunch of the mods off?

2026-05-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-25 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-24 ugh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

kick 68

/vk FumblePuck

shit*

wells hit

well, you're welcome to hate it :P

longterm I don't think it's terrible mark but certainly fucks with fluency

2026-05-24 whaddya you mean? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mark, nope?

but also where the fuck is my defence

big whiff

pffffft

and leaves

lol tells me stop yappiong and play goalie

blasted me pretty much entirely out of net

way to fucking go justin

/spawnpuck

starting to get increasingly less enthused about the total lack of D

/vk FumblePuck

/spawnpuck

2026-05-24 rip me, read the pass and still fanned on it :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 mmm yess pass was perfect · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 yes clearly the trips is why you never put one past me :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

holy shit also how did I survive

what an ending

you dummy

not 68

that's 88

stop offsides

2026-05-24 clearly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 christ, 17 SOG vs 3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 they happened · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

patches

threaten me with a good time

hnngggg

2026-05-24 was gonna be concerned if I managed to ice it around the boards the wrong way · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol not quite

2026-05-24 meanwhile mark over here ripping shit into space · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

maybe

eventually

2026-05-24 wait what? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 tendie.... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 and I cleared it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

then tendie saved it into me

I saved it into tendie

2026-05-24 nice pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 perfect pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yessss

/pass

T_T

tendie

wat

2026-05-24 lol wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 /curve -40 20 70 10 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 /curve -40 20 70 10 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-22 /curve 10 0 70 15 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 /curve 10 0 70 15 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-22 /curve 20 20 70 15 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 /curve 20 20 70 15 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-22 /curve · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 /curve · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-22 /curve 0 20 70 15 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 /curve 0 20 70 15 · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-22 /curve · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 /curve · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-22 ggs, cya all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pffffft

2026-05-22 too much scotch in my system and not enough left in the bottle to handle @64 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 30 s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 y'all are gonna make me sweat at midnight · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

ugh

2026-05-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

honestly I put them on my rudder pedals

wanted the assist

but also dammit

nice shot

2026-05-22 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm helping another tendie

goddammit guys

your binds are fucked

not dash

it's on extend

that's RVHs

2026-05-22 good D, keep it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 heyyyy broke 900 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bs he says

can't do that

2026-05-22 I've never had any issues with reliability unless completely out of stam · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm really curious if you have your binds messed up or something

/spawnpuck

2026-05-22 nice shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goddamn

2026-05-22 vs standing side dash while holding alt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

standing side dash

alt default

you tracking the extra lateral slide you get with standing + brakes?

standing slide or crouched?

/spawnpuck

so close

dammit

2026-05-22 mb bell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

oh lol and I went and gave you tthat goal too

sorry, trying to figure out how the goalie pull works

2026-05-22 if you wanna even up skaters bell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm good to play single goalie

nice

2026-05-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

new objective, shut out ploqsq

💯

2026-05-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 no more pretending to be a skater for me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

into my net

alright time for me to go home

womp

/spawnpuck

2026-05-22 just like that one too eh? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 I took it away from 15 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-05-22 lost it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's mb

2026-05-22 threaten me with a good time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what, because I'm covering you on D?

2026-05-22 yeah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

usually just unsub/resub mods

not whole game

holy shit got gold

2026-05-22 LOL · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 didn't help :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

bodied jamiro outta the play

well shit

2026-05-21 lemme do my job please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 you can't? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

sorry tendie

that's my fault

fuck

2026-05-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

2026-05-21 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 and I'm done · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ramped all the way up his stick

wtfc

wow.

2026-05-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-20 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gotta play the shot man

2026-05-20 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

pass*

sorry I flubbed the pasas

2026-05-20 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 not likely · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

teams are laughable

I'm not even playing offence

2026-05-20 now it forces open 5-hole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you were doing standing dash into crouch

2026-05-20 didn't fuck with me at all · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

huh

2026-05-20 well · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 fuckkkkk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 okay then · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 that's on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-05-20 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

getting burned in the moment that you're moving is rare

yeah no change for me with 5-hole

I don't use the speed crab ever

but also I use the standing dash > crouch slide

no?

2026-05-20 again? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

mark you should tell your guys to not hump me

fuck yes

/spawnpuck

2026-05-20 finally · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit

fucking 21 over here singlehandedly keeping the play alive

2026-05-20 lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 like 3 times now 21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

way to turn for that just perfect

2026-05-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 they definitely do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

uhhh skate to bench?

2026-05-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm in #3 :P

you're in #2

in saves

gonna stop me from catching up

hey you

2026-05-19 'preciate you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

putting in work 21

2026-05-19 what a * · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

what fucking shot

2026-05-19 they were asking on twitter last year if Josh Allen plays hockey · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

yes

oh you mean the sabers

hey fuck you josh allen is god

mark over there raging

rofl

2026-05-19 nice* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

ncie

/spawnpuck

becoming an hero?

2026-05-19 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

such a lucky pass tho

💯

2026-05-19 that's the idea · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 for at least one whole game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

also I'm on fire

2026-05-19 server is spiking :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 saw mark in the same spot going the other way before that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

y'all are just stacked up for the passes

there it is

/spawnpuck

2026-05-19 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

arofl

lol 94

2026-05-19 thanks bb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

hell yes

2026-05-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 hullo mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-19 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 gotta run, thanks for the practice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

when people rip it at least I know when it's gonna show up

almost impossible to time them

always fuck me

those smooth soft flips though

/spawnpuck

I think I'm down at like 3rd or 4th now for ponce servers

I know I fell off the leaderboards for all-time saves a ways backj

and overwhelmingly here on ponce

probs 600 hours or so in net

unfortunately this is my brain

rofl no

2026-05-19 the first few concerned me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol thanks

2026-05-19 lol telegraphed that one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 hey I'm on blue at least half the time :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 well shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well whoever managed to swat my stick there

this would be less stressful

if my teammates would stop helping

.........

2026-05-18 not dash · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so RVH is on the extend keys

ohhhh

/spawnpuck

here we go again

2026-05-18 oh chester you mean if you're rvh and then dash · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ahh

how'd you manage that?

rip

2026-05-18 pass was still pretty regardless · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my assist T_T

DAMMIT

2026-05-18 that one I'll have to see what you mean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 then standing + q should be extend left leg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so personally I think if crouched + q is extend left leg

/spawnpuck

on pulling

oh no

soooo

do you mean the new RVH poses?

2026-05-18 fix your binds · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

uh absolutely not?

rofl

...again

not you to you 15

lol fuck

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit my assist

2026-05-18 sigh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

here we go

oh boy

2026-05-18 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 oh I just meant to make an old robot wars reference · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

yep, it's sir-get-in-the-way-alot

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 wrong team tho, lemme know if you wanna swap · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

and wrong team

back sorry

2026-05-18 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

game is broke

fuck

/vs

2026-05-18 just is true · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

not meanly

they get called kids

yeah sorry I work with 18-22 year olds all day

what are we waiting on?

2026-05-18 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 dad and grandad used it, but they were born in 55 and... 32? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

fucking grandads us

yep

other than us who grew up with it

lol I'm 37 and haven't heard that from anybody younger than.... 60?

lol oak how old are you

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 /vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 pretty setup tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rip

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 fucking seriously · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 way to make something of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sorry for pinning you to the wall with the pass there 97

2026-05-18 for some value of help · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

helping

so many teammates

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 that time I got doinked in the face · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 where's the call · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol wat

2026-05-18 wait lol wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

very pretty again

2026-05-18 pretty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 what a fucking horrible game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

and then my fucking game crashes too

2026-05-18 also the multicolored chat is giving me hardcore jedi academy pvp vibes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

out*

specifically to you, so :P

well I'm over here giving our mario kart goals

even if we win I will still be sorry :P

/spawnpuck

welp, sorry blue

lol

2026-05-18 oh please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck me

2026-05-18 lol wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 thanks for the cover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol worked out somehow

2026-05-18 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/pass

great start me

well fuck

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 pffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol worth

/spawnpuck

YEAH I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER

911

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 what a horrible ending · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

god fucking dammit

2026-05-18 still got a piece of it :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

couldn't find it

fuck

2026-05-18 not much I can do with dudes sitting 4 feet from my face · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that was obnoxiously pretty

fuck

RIP

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

puck too fast

that happens regularly on ponce

2026-05-18 careful, please.... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-18 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

FUCK

2026-05-18 holy FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 lol fucked myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 way to make the tendie assist happen · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hey

2026-05-17 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 ref call it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yikes

ref

2026-05-17 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 always nice to play D for somebody I recognize in net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 that's on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

goddammit

2026-05-17 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 well, I guess sometimes ring finger if it's a + q + w · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

.... why would you not push Q with pinky?

2026-05-17 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yes

2026-05-17 mb? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck

2026-05-17 down* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

but we have their passing pretty locked odwn

some breakaways

2026-05-17 big open hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good finish

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goddammit

2026-05-17 back later on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

or out enough I could clear it

slip had like 3? in the first period that went over my near shoulder, hit post or crossbar, and bounced out

lol appreciated

T_T

including myself

sad face

watched literally whole team whiff train

RIP

rofl

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 HAHA · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol I'm creeping up on 900 but like 2/3 in net

2026-05-17 hnngggg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

there are options

houcine?

lol who?

2026-05-17 still had a .762 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5 points on the board

well

you shoulda, it was personal :P

rofl

I appreciate it

T_T

god fucking dammit

lol no shit

pfffft

2026-05-17 lol yeah nothing I can do there · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 how dare I make use of the tools available to me :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

literal reason for paddle?

uhhh yes?

nope

2026-05-17 please not between me and the net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

guys

I'm okay with single goalie

2026-05-17 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if pak is broke uninstall and reinstall

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

misinput

lol fuck

2026-05-17 le sigh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 jesus fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

welp I'm done for the night after this

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sigh

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 mmmm that stick save · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

didn't see what happened, did we finally kick nibbler?

2026-05-17 /vk TheNibbler · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vk nibbler

/spawnpuck

and then takes blue GK

to force me to swap teams

he keeps going spectate

/spawnpuck

/vk

knock it the fuck off

nibbler

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 go play offence · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nibbler stop camping up my ass

/spawnpuck

they got their wish about 50% of the time

/spawnpuck

I am old

ugh

that chant is like... 15 years old now

ash shab yurid isqat an-nizam?

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/spawnpuck

mb?

/spawnpuck

2026-05-17 -caps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NO.

....one blue go red

/spawnpuck

well I was red

2026-05-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

reinstall mods

2026-05-16 💯 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

jesus

2026-05-16 LOL of course that's when you finally go down into butterfly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass

2026-05-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 mbn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 eh well · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rip my spot

2026-05-16 finef · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ugh yeah

they pulled pak skating?

2026-05-16 /vw · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

rip

2026-05-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

/vw

2026-05-16 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 lol. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no I mean the ponce changes

I don't know that I like the goalie changes :/

2026-05-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck

gotta wait for a whistle

that's on me

2026-05-15 straight up just misinput · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well that's my bad

2026-05-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-15 y'all just gonna let him stand there? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

guys

2026-05-15 got a piece of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

womp

2026-05-15 lol there's 2 more · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

keep it up

oof 10 SOG to 1

/pass

/spawnpuck

2026-05-15 heyyy tendie assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-15 lol careful please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-15 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-15 /vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

wtf why can't turn

2026-05-15 /curve -40 20 70 5 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 /curve -20 20 70 5 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-15 /curve 0 20 70 5 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

/curve 0 10 70 5

/curve

/vw

/vs

/vw

/vs

2026-05-14 /pass · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | ATL

2026-05-13 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

/vs

/vw

rip

ALL YOURS

2026-05-13 as · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

if you guys have issues joining, click a second position

/vw

2026-05-13 /vw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-12 only forward back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I have no controls

I CANT TURN

what the actual fuck is going on

/spawnpuck

2026-05-12 /vk · poncepuck.net Testing | B1153 | CHI

racist spam in voice chat is 82

2026-05-12 /vs · poncepuck.net Testing | B1153 | CHI

2026-05-12 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net Testing | B1153 | CHI

2026-05-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 wow ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

shit or not

2026-05-11 /curve 10 0 50 5 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

/curve

2026-05-11 lol hi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 I am getting alcohol before I volunteer for that again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

well that was terrible

2026-05-11 guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 I'll take net if you want · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

/spawnpuck

2026-05-11 after being moments from disaster · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

heyyyy tendie assist

2026-05-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

who me?

2026-05-11 twss? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

some people skip their turns tho

where we all take turns sucking

welcome to puck

2026-05-11 that was a whole rollercoaster over like .2 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

very yes

go play on the O side

also if you're new, resist the urge to play defence

nope, go practice

2026-05-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

guys?

2026-05-11 oh hey another goalie finally · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 sooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

OTOH I ended up with better than 800

on one hand I gave up 4

well

/spawnpuck

2026-05-11 every time I look away · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck me

lol

2026-05-11 that's just fucking annoying · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry

fuck

time*

guess it's ballmer peak go tim

YEAHHHH

/pass

nd y'all making me sweat

I just broke out scotch

2026-05-11 /spawnpuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 shoulda had it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

shit

2026-05-10 I'm here repping elves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

allegedly

2026-05-10 mornin' · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

brb

2026-05-10 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

just tried to talke

just changed my desk setup and forgot my mic

oh fuck lol

2026-05-10 lol fun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

need somebody to stand out near blueline and just hammer me with shots

2026-05-10 because their guys needed civvie certs and clinic time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

buddy of mine was an army medic, got to go play SF on bragg for awhile with... 3rd group?

good shit

I assume by tac medic cert you're on the civvie side?

do you end up really needing to talk

only if something really novel happens *and* you aren't immediately fucked

you can read body language for 15% of what's left

yeah, you know 80% of the script

lol bad timing with joins

need to chatter constantly

but honestly one of the best parts of serious CQB milsim shit is that you can nail down enough procedure that you really don't

well, there are some pre-recorded voice line quick chats too

acid reflux? different?

gerd?

ahhh

online is PvE only

but bryz, ??

well yeah, lots of interesting AI mods too

til they devolved into dogma monkeys

played with one of the hardcore CQB-sim groups for awhile

love RON

oh and yeah

2026-05-10 and ended up needing to treat it as an uber-controller that combines gamepad, keyboard, and mouse functionality for one hand · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

or like 40%

so I definitely started out trying to use the cyborg as a super-ergo 60%

Ready or Not especially - walk, lean, flashlight, shout for compliance, muzzle thump, open door, etc

when holding a modifier key or especially FPS gaming where I need to walk, lean, tap crouch, etc all the same time

I found out once I basically had to shove my hand into a gauntlet that I do a *LOT* of reaching fingers to hit non-standard keys

I would avoid going too crazy with 3d printing an ergo setup

if you're staying within the realm of 'standard' actuation methods for a keyboard

so that's a totally novel thing for cyborg

and use all the various surfaces of your fingers/knuckles to hit them like paddles

so instead of typing, you shove your hand inside a gauntlet of mouse buttons

the single big thing about the cyborg is that instead of keys (and key-like switches) it uses mouse switches

but the kind of brain that would legitimately consider the pros and cons

sorry, not literally dvorak

or you otherwise have been forced to learn to type in a different language

...... if you're the kind of person who would learn dvorak

for an absolutely insane level of ergo + customization for typing

so honestly I could see going dual cyborgs

lol important distinction here

/vw

terminal as in final or terminal as in shell?

ahh, I'm in a combination of analysis, data science, and DSP

python, I can read C*

yes

my muscle memory is still fucked up

it's fucking awesome

an*

I went with a azeron cyborg

oh no

once you decide to stop fucking with it and keep your settings the same

if you make a major change like that, you are looking at 3-4 weeks of fumbling followed by 3-9 months of rebuilding fluency

lemme tell you now

oh boy

let alone every different game

I've been gaming too long to deal with learning new setups every 3-5 years when a new paradigm coalesces

yep

2026-05-10 /pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

/pass reset

/help

help

how do reset pass

hrmmmm

/pass

/passreset

/pass

/dummy

/vw

/curve 0 10 50 5

/spawnpuck

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