PoncePuck

ACF ⚛️ Starlight

SteamID64: 76561197987437879

Steam: Starlight

Discord: Starlight

♥ Donor · 72d

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Last seen on PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI · 1d ago

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Goal Music

Song The Imperial March

Horn None

Goalie

Atomic City Fission ACF

Lifetime

All games on record

Skater

1649

257

556

813

PTS

766

SOG

Extras

+27

+/-

HITS

210

BLK

1443

1145

921

PASS

PIM

Honors

★

1st

2nd

3rd

GWG

Goalie

80.8%

SV%

1.693

GAA

7146

1503

STK

8849

1703

222

1006

Recent ranked matches

When	Queue	Role	Result	Δ MMR	MMR after
2026-07-21	NA · 5v5	G	L	−15	876	→
2026-07-21	NA · 5v5	G	L	−24	891	→
2026-07-20	NA · 5v5	G	L	−18	915	→
2026-07-18	NA · 5v5	G	L	−15	933	→
2026-07-17	NA · 5v5	G	W	+31	948	→
2026-07-17	NA · 5v5	G	L	−18	917	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−26	935	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−33	962	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−28	994	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	L	−30	1,022	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	W	+24	1,052	→
2026-07-13	NA · 5v5	G	W	+28	1,028	→
2026-07-10	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→
2026-07-10	NA · 5v5	G	W	—	—	→
2026-07-09	NA · 5v5	G	L	—	—	→

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Servers where this player spends time

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 129 matches · last 2026-07-13

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 111 matches · last 4d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 100 matches · last 22h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY 87 matches · last 6d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI 65 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY 54 matches · last 2026-05-20

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY 49 matches · last 1d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 39 matches · last 5d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI 35 matches · last 6d ago

poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI 32 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL 27 matches · last 2026-07-15

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 12 matches · last 2026-07-13

poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 11 matches · last 2d ago

PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI 11 matches · last 21h ago

poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI 9 matches · last 2026-06-20

poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR 5 matches · last 2d ago

poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL 5 matches · last 2026-07-06

PPHL Official #2 | PPHL | CHI 3 matches · last 22h ago

PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI 2 matches · last 5d ago

?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN 2 matches · last 2026-06-10

Match history

When	Server	Score	Result	Stats
1d ago	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
1d ago	PPHL Official #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–255	W	SV: 4SV%: 57.1%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–5	W	A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +1GV: 2
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–3	W	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 92.9%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	L	SV: 9SV%: 75.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–3	L	SV: 12SV%: 80.0%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	L	SV: 12SV%: 85.7%
1d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 86.7%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–7	L	SV: 13SV%: 65.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–4	L	SOG: 2+/-: -3BLK: 1TK: 18GV: 12PASS: 7
2d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	SV: 2SV%: 50.0%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	+/-: -1TK: 7GV: 1PASS: 4
2d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–0	L	SV: 3SV%: 42.9%
2d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–5	L	+/-: +1BLK: 1TK: 5GV: 4PASS: 5
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	W	SV: 3SV%: 100.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–4	L	SV: 3SV%: 42.9%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	W	SV: 2SV%: 50.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–2	L	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–3	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +2BLK: 2TK: 17GV: 11PASS: 8★ 1st StarGWG
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–3	W	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1BLK: 6TK: 33GV: 23PASS: 12
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–0	L	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SV: 16SV%: 88.9%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
3d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SOG: 2+/-: -2TK: 18GV: 14PASS: 12
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–1	L	SV: 2SV%: 66.7%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	4–2	L	SV: 5SV%: 71.4%
4d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	4–2	L	SV: 12SV%: 75.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 100.0%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 91.7%
4d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–0	L	SV: 9SV%: 100.0%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	—
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
5d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–2	W	A: 1PTS: 1+/-: +1BLK: 3TK: 19GV: 15PASS: 12
6d ago	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
6d ago	PPHL Official #3 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–3	L	SV: 5SV%: 62.5%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	6–3	L	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	2–3	W	SV: 7SV%: 77.8%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–4	L	SV: 4SV%: 66.7%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	5–6	W	G: 3A: 1PTS: 4SOG: 5+/-: +2BLK: 1TK: 11GV: 10PASS: 8
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 16SV%: 94.1%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	1–4	L	SV: 5SV%: 55.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	W	—
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	2–3	L	SV: 13SV%: 86.7%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–5	W	G: 1A: 2PTS: 3SOG: 1+/-: +5TK: 10GV: 10PASS: 6★ 3rd Star
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	1–3	L	+/-: -1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 1
6d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–5	L	SV: 16SV%: 80.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–1	W	SV: 9SV%: 90.0%
6d ago	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–3	L	SV: 1SV%: 33.3%
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–1	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 5PASS: 3
6d ago	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SV: 9SV%: 81.8%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–2	L	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
2026-07-18	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–3	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 7GV: 6PASS: 3
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| TOR	0–3	L	SV%: 0.0%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	5–1	L	SV: 2SV%: 100.0%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	5–1	W	G: 2A: 1PTS: 3SOG: 3+/-: +4BLK: 1TK: 13GV: 12PASS: 11GWG
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–3	L	SV: 7SV%: 70.0%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	2–4	W	G: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +3BLK: 1TK: 12GV: 9PASS: 10GWG
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 73.3%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–2	L	SV: 10SV%: 83.3%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SV: 10SV%: 71.4%
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	3–4	L	—
2026-07-17	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–1	L	A: 1PTS: 1SOG: 1+/-: +1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 1
2026-07-17	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–0	L	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
2026-07-16	PPHL Official #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	2–4	W	SV: 11SV%: 84.6%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	1–2	L	SOG: 1+/-: -1TK: 18GV: 15PASS: 14
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	L	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–4	W	SV: 6SV%: 75.0%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	SV: 5SV%: 71.4%
2026-07-16	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	0–3	L	SOG: 3+/-: -3BLK: 2TK: 8GV: 7PASS: 7
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–2	L	+/-: -1BLK: 4TK: 13GV: 8PASS: 9
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	SV: 6SV%: 85.7%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–1	W	SV: 7SV%: 87.5%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–1	W	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	7–3	L	SV: 18SV%: 69.2%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	8–1	L	SV: 1SV%: 100.0%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	4–1	L	+/-: -3BLK: 4TK: 14GV: 7PASS: 8
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–0	L	—
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	3–1	L	SV: 11SV%: 78.6%
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	4–2	L	+/-: -2TK: 8GV: 6PASS: 4
2026-07-15	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| NY	0–5	L	SOG: 1
2026-07-14	poncepuck.net PUGS #2 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–4	L	SV: 4SV%: 50.0%
2026-07-14	poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 \| Rules/SO \| CHI	0–2	L	+/-: -1TK: 3GV: 1PASS: 2
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–4	L	SV: 3SV%: 42.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–3	L	SV: 8SV%: 72.7%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–0	L	SV: 10SV%: 90.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	1–2	W	SV: 8SV%: 88.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–4	W	SV: 6SV%: 100.0%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net PUGS #1 \| PPHL \| CHI	3–1	W	SV: 5SV%: 83.3%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	5–1	W	SV: 13SV%: 92.9%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	5–1	L	SV: 1SV%: 50.0%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	2–3	L	+/-: -1BLK: 1TK: 9GV: 6PASS: 2
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	3–0	L	SV: 20SV%: 87.0%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	4–0	L	SV: 13SV%: 76.5%
2026-07-13	poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 \| Rules/SO \| ATL	1–6	W	G: 2PTS: 2SOG: 4+/-: +3TK: 9GV: 8PASS: 7★ 2nd Star

Showing the 100 most recent games. Lifetime totals above cover every game.

Chat history

1d ago I pinned it to your stick with the toe of my stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago lol didn't believe at first, had to play catchup · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago rofl sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago don't hit the post! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

why are you telling me?

1d ago alright there we go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

guys.

1d ago lol mb, was still sitting down · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago that shoulda gone in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I don't even care

absolutely wrong button

rofl

1d ago foot too far · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp sorry

1d ago get outta my face please 18 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago rip\ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

1d ago womp, close · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago teams · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

still my bad then?

goalies going afk is fact of life

my bad stopper, I didn't realize you thought I was mad

2d ago if my whole team gets beat on faceoff · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

those I have no issues letting in though

but if you're gonna start memeing

lol I don't mind letting you have the extra goal 16

2d ago sorry team · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well that's fucking embarassing

this is gonna be a long game

2d ago instead of using my face, ty! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yato, please remember you have brakes on your alt key

2d ago somebody else has to play d · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

can't be the only guy back

2d ago goalie asleep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2d ago except for me T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago like the 9th goal tonight that has hit my stick and kept going :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago are we still on pause? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

as pavel mounts my head

and gint on red too

2d ago lol you must play phl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2d ago what a stupid bounce · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

3d ago wow. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago lol two SOG · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol, did they actually fix it?

3d ago what a fucking teamamate · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

3d ago that's a bit of an exaggeration, but sure · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago the bar is soo much lower · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol none of this is gonna get under my skin

yeah?

nah, that's entirely my fuckup, not bad luck

3d ago well two of them, yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

'knew what they were doing'

I've known too many people who have gotten killed or permanently damaged because a pilot with <1000 hours

3d ago I didn't insinuate, I straight up asked you to stop flying before you got somebody killed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago play the game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

don't bother whispering me diddler

3d ago .... well that's an own goal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

play the game diddler

please stop flying before you kill somebody else

doesn't qualify you to cook it

having opinions about how food tastes

it's like people who like food and chefs

rofl no

he's a professional pilot and about to laugh himself to death

lol you guys are gonna kill my buddy

3d ago afk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago wheels are totally irrelevant · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

only thing that makes the plane take off is relative velocity difference between wings and air hitting wings

because they're dumb

not specifically stopped

friction is max when there is no *relative* speed difference

wrong diddler

3d ago rofl no they aren't · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol no, couple of teenagers

lol sorry, my point stands for friction

traction decreases inverse to speed difference between the two surfaces

that's so wrong

3d ago then it's the wind coming at you exclusively · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you aren't traveling along the ground into the wind

your speed into the wind is the sole factor

3d ago fuck, my fault · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago 18 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago I tried T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago jesus finally my clear doesn't get stuffed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago keeping em down · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

two minutes

3d ago 76 y u do dis · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago but I will say head tracking makes this game *chef's kiss* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it took a hot minute to get everything set up

3d ago 37 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

though by gamer standards I'm old as dirt

lol I think I last played in mebbe 2003?

rip, ns

....before rs2 was an idea

I haven't touched runescape since

oh jesus

gotta rescue avery

somebody get a ladder

oh dear god

lol all of this fucking about for 3 SOG combined

3d ago giggling · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

because I'm half disabled

good thing the puck is down at blue's end

these whiffs

omg

good back pass

3d ago lol what even · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

got stick on it

sigh

3d ago me apparently soloing a whole lobby :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well that is the job description

3d ago wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

_/shrug

nope, wasn't involved in the play

*checks scoredboard*

nothing I can do there

3d ago T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I wanted my third goalie goal

3d ago lol what are you like 15? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol mooresy is gonna keep running his mouth and get banned anyways lol

3d ago lol yeah this is traditionally what we call "flamebait" aka "don't feed the trolls" · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck me

3d ago same · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago lol mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago rip, yep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nope

3d ago got a piece of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

ended up fucking myself

slapped the pass down

3d ago every time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

works*

that's how that workjs

rofl

3d ago Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago wtf ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d ago puck* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I never touched the book

lol wrong guy

4d ago did not want · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

WRONG BUTTON

4d ago I can see where the stroke happened · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago wrong one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

nope!

4d ago heyyy great start, tendie assist again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago RIP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

WTF

WHAT

WEHAT

that shoulda been gint tho

heyyyy still got the tendie assist

4d ago lol free gint shield from yum · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago lets go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago got it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4d ago whole team left? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

....

4d ago well I didn't lose to houcine this time :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck

4d ago wow almost afk ending · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

20 seconds

4d ago you're holding on to that about a whole meter too far past where you gotta either shoot or pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago and yep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yep

4d ago just a hair late · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

damn

way to get it through traffic

nice shot

hnnggg

damn close

4d ago at least I made houcine work at it :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I figured this is how it ends, but still

FUCK

nah you hit the skinny end of the toe of my stick

god that was close houcine

damn

4d ago if you're gonna skate around him, gotta give yourself more room · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago I'm not planning to let something in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I mean, technically yes

ooooh BIG SAVE

was that second shot off red?

4d ago what's worse, I'm pretty sure he does · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2 seconds

4d ago so's you're aware airscout, slamming into the goaltender is usually frowned upon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago lol that got sketchy real fast · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

4d ago but also teammates for ACF :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol yes

come and get me houcine :D

5d ago stole enough from you already · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you deserved it galch

lol rip

5d ago omg. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

off the bottom edge of the stick too

finally

damn

5d ago nice finish · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago I put him back for you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago but "don't assume my gender" jokes are pretty universally from phobic types · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5d ago doesn't matter now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago yes · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago ty · PPHL Official #3 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

games tonight, gotta run

6d ago wtf are we doing? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago fuck me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

6d ago shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago there you go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl

womp I tried

6d ago off the body tooo ugh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry red

pffffft

6d ago bodied* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well I got bodies

6d ago great touch up 24 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

there it be

rip my assist

6d ago yoooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago well that's just cheese · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago fuck me, no idea what happened to the touch there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago there's an open gk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

6d ago goalie has gotta play that tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

way to stay in control

6d ago but that was a perfect setup · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

IANAskater

lol

6d ago I assume so · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

clause*

yeah because anybody is going to automatically know a numbered claused :P

6d ago I think is what bryz means · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

lol it does if you're lazy :P

oh, reverse

ami already did that I thought?

6d ago yours aren't mine · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

but we have different limits and interests

pak, I appreciate what you're trying to do

6d ago literally don't have time to react, at that point it's just guessing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

everyone just skates up with 4 feet of the crease and shoots

sigh

warmups as a tendie suck ass

6d ago rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

SIGINT geospatial analysis

SGA*

but we called it SGa

I dunno if it's still really in vogue

so far mostly al-qa'ida, chechens, and russians

6d ago AFK · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago and not puck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

just usually on the world's greatest shitheads

is a thing I do

and creating the heuristics to do so

and turning telemetry into event records

but I do 100% leverage python for analyst things

IANAstatistician

cause like

6d ago you want help? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

meaning "I am old, is this a sex thing?"

sorry, that is a joke

is that what they're calling it now?

6d ago so.... duh? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

to practice stick saves

forcing shots to my right

sure, I 100% spend almost every game with my left side to the post

lol brygs a troll

lol

wow.

6d ago no u · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago can't catch a break · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

and that goes in off a ricochet....

6d ago lol what a fluke shot · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

really....

6d ago WELL SHIT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago ty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

rofl great start

6d ago fuck yes tendie assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

6d ago got the stick on it and it deflected down straight through the 5-hole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

fucking wat

6d ago games tongiht · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

all yours, I'll just go elsewhere

6d ago its creampies in case you haven't figurede it out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

6d ago lol that last one you picked up the rebound shot · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

jovin*

good stick jovion

6d ago gimme a stick tap or something please · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago caps unintentional but can stay · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

HELL OF A DEFLECTION THERE

6d ago kbai bob · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago no, knock it off · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

6d ago okay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pfffffft

lol me or... that?

6d ago shit sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago i'm an idiot, mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

6d ago I never even got to the puck bro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 good warmup game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

okay ugh

2026-07-18 pfffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-18 I'm so bad at skater T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ASLKDFJAS;LDK

FUCK E,

2026-07-17 ❤️ · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-17 huge lag · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

apparently because I switched back to red team?

2026-07-17 hang on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

kay blue come beat on me

2026-07-17 ripa · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 did not help · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol came over to help

2026-07-17 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 clean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

damn

2026-07-17 wat · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hit goalie and skipped under

lol I was gonna say

2026-07-17 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

RIP

lost the 50

god fucking dammit through the stick

lol 81

also personal point of pride, I'm leading challenger in stick saves

2026-07-17 the massive issues with high polling rate mice is back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh @coronato

typing

lol sorry

houcine, anarchist, creeper, earboy

we have 100% the opposite problem

yeah gotcha

2026-07-17 rip? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 especially two shooters in the slot going different directions · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

great setup

lol nothing I Can do there

pffffft

2026-07-17 k · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

uhhh

still happy with the pass tho

rip tendie assist

lol drunk squiggles is almost as effective as sober but looks 3x lazier about it

2026-07-17 on the pass too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

a rocket

damn

2026-07-17 must be german · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-17 lol womp k · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hmmm burrito I can't quite place you? do you play as any other names?

2026-07-17 what a move · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh gorgeous

2026-07-17 I'm never gonna notice · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol gk main here

2026-07-17 azeron cyborg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I am increasingly less sorry about it every day

and triply so right now in the middle of a divorce

my faith in humanity's common sense is low at typical levels

well probably yeah

wouldn't you like to know

nice guys always finish last and tell you right before they do

nice finish

2026-07-17 bro got mugged at the blue line · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 instead of just reading them · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol been trying to react to those all night

2026-07-17 I did my job · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well

2026-07-17 lol fucking 3 of you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

jesus brick what a touch on that

2026-07-17 ns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well womp

2026-07-17 rifled it right down the middle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

gorgeous

2026-07-17 oh hey I get brick now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 heyyyy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 gonna swap back to red G · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 very close on that one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-17 held bouncer to 0, I got my lols in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

pffft

2026-07-17 ns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

ugh

2026-07-17 well fuck me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

2026-07-17 no yeah that's not my bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

ohhhh

well shit, mb

rip

lol got faked by the whiff

2026-07-17 lol clever stick there behind the net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-16 lol there goes unemployed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-16 oh my · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 press f to doubt · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol what the hell is with the constant near post shots when I'm touching it?

-caps

HAIR TOO MUCH SORRY

2026-07-16 somebody cover those back post passes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 got it right back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck, sorry

2026-07-16 fuck, sorry folks gotta run · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 straight up whiffed it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that's on me

well fuck

2026-07-16 or bounce off my pads ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE BLUE LINE · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

even when you made the stop, it would just flip over and keep going straight in

as a tendie it was cancer

lol

the old one had so much mass basically you could just hit it as hard as you wanted all the time

2026-07-16 it is less bad than last season · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 the fuck. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 that horn is a war crime · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-16 you can unbind it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 shit brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 that was made · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that was a decision

well

2026-07-15 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 nice finish on the rebound · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 fuck you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

mod hub

2026-07-15 y'all gotta aim apparently · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol all that and only 5 SOG from red??

2026-07-15 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

mb, too much on that 11

2026-07-15 me too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol kk

75, I'll swap if you'd like

2026-07-15 guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 dammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 heyyy tendie assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-15 narration, if you will · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I owngoaled the shit outta it

lol not excuses

you sailed it and I put it in for you lol, you're welcome

rofl

I was sloppy

damn

2026-07-15 didn't realize you were gonna be in net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh lol heats not what I meant

come red

HEATS

still functionally 4v2 skaters, one swap

also 4v2 skaters

I like it

lol big brain play 93

2026-07-15 just reinstalled windows and making sure I didn't miss a bind · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

trying dumb shit

practicing

me neither

2026-07-15 what's the issue? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

and you shoot pucks?

it is first-person

but hockey

it is an FPS

uh yes?

and acting like geek is an insult?

you're playing a competitive fps hockey game

hnnnngggg

right between pad and stick

or yours?

yes?

fucking seriously

2026-07-15 that was terrible · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

jesus sorry guys

probs gonna be just you back and probs just you forward too lol

23, if able let them shoot from outside, just cover mid

2026-07-15 GO* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

OTOH TENDIE ASSIST LETS GOI

oh rip not single goalie anymore

2026-07-15 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

you're farming

2026-07-15 hasek, can I take net? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 .... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

but actively slapping pucks away from teammates, ramming them, etc

it's one thing if he's just new

vk 52

2026-07-15 I tried · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 whole team is sitting at their blue line like dummies :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 that's my fault · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

well fuck

2026-07-15 lol doing what I can · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 very yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 52! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-15 brb real fast · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 lol good timing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-15 until my defence helped :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

it was fine

as usual

2026-07-15 got fucked by a wrong bind · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry, just reinstalled windows

2026-07-14 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-14 throbbbbbber · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 okay that is more dumb than my own goal · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 can't have those · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ugh big whiff T_T

2026-07-13 wall even trying to gank me · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 lol sure, still a fluke shot :P · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

lol wtf

2026-07-13 :/ · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

yeahhh.....

2026-07-13 rip · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-13 lol · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

tendie assist on pipes?!

2026-07-13 o7 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

Pipes!

2026-07-13 oooof · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 they brought back the mouse polling rate bug that causes fps drop · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 please use them, not my face · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

publice service announcement: you have brakes on your alt key

2026-07-13 case in point · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

busy

jesus

2026-07-13 so close T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 great play · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

HEYYY tendie assist

2026-07-13 rofl · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

lol

don't even get a shot on goal

houcine you're a dick

T_T

2026-07-13 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

this stupid mouse polling rate = fps drop bug is back

2026-07-13 hang the fuck on · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

hang on one

2026-07-13 the server doesn't · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

the game interface forgets them

lol that's a lie

2026-07-13 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 stop that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

that

2026-07-13 make space · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

23 you're on the wrong side stripping the puck from teammates

well, at least that pass was pretty

2026-07-13 gorgeous passa · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

apparently the ref does too

sorry pecan

rip

fuck

jesus guys

2026-07-13 nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 TTEAMS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 well yep fuck, that's on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nice 1

2026-07-13 okay, yeah, I'm not sitting through another 21 SOG game or whatever, gg red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 despite the score · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I have no issues finishing with an 870

2026-07-13 heyyyyy we're at 3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 pffffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

checks notes

17 SOG to....

jesus

2026-07-13 even out the teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 well this is fucking waste of time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol that counted as a save

2026-07-13 F · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 jesus christ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 le sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

team has zero SOG

2026-07-13 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-13 clearly nobody on blue can aim · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

the fuck are these 5-holes

2026-07-12 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

INTO SPAAAAACE

2026-07-12 holy shit what a touch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

crazy sequence there, hnngngggg

2026-07-12 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 lol, tax collector assisted by jesus and puckbot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 it was raining men · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wish you coulda been here fnc

lol uhhh you alright over there fnc?

2026-07-12 yeah hopefully this time I have some defence · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

placed it perfectly too

dammit

2026-07-12 totally fucked me T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

amazing timing

whoever showed up at that particular moment

shrug

well

friendly fire

lol seng you did not sell the shot there

2026-07-12 fair enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I got hit like 4 times in a row

lol which one

2026-07-12 total misinput, jesus · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

2026-07-12 puck not moving · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I can see the stick going like mad

lol fnc

woooo I have a defenceman

2026-07-12 or really anyone · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

one day maybe the slot will be covered by one of my defencemen

20 seconds

2026-07-12 straight through my stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 oh good at least we should get bear · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

michi'd the shit outta that 53

2026-07-12 jesus · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

somehow we held on there

holy fuck what a sequence

2026-07-12 and what I get for razzing him on it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well guess he gets it back after saving the previous one

rofl fuck

2026-07-12 oh noes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 ns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-12 sure · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-11 here to stuff you all game · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | TOR

hullo it's me again bouncer

2026-07-11 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 rip my plan to be single goalie · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-11 uh clearly that is NOT fnc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

it never rains but it pours

yasssss

55 seconds

2026-07-11 lol did somebody just whiff on a gint attempt? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-11 fucked it up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

2026-07-11 lol that's never the right answer · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

good first stick and settle, just whiffed the clear

rip, close

2026-07-11 good save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

tage excited lol

2026-07-11 blue gotta put some shots on net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

pass didn't

womp faked worked

2026-07-11 these teams are fucking dumb btw · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

please let me take G

2026-07-11 :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

it's not like I dove

yeah, you knocked me down

what

lol showertaker

2026-07-11 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-11 lol yeah specifically everything from ami · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-10 rip · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 whew · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-10 holy shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-10 uh oh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-10 jesus christ · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-10 this is certainly.... a team · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

rip

2026-07-10 womp* · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

omp

2026-07-10 pfffft · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

my team faked me minimum 4 times lol

aight well

2026-07-10 so many sticks and we all missed · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

what a SHOT

rip

2026-07-10 ....... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yeah apparently my one defenceman

that's not unlucky

guys.

2026-07-10 got the block and the assist :) · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-09 toddler aggro again, bbl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 gk didn't get scammed, got backstabbed · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what a terrible touch

wow.

2026-07-09 aggro*, brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

also toddler aggor

OH FUCK YOU REF

2026-07-09 well, that's a bad pass on me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-09 lol we've all seen you play pugs too · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah and?

2026-07-07 fuck me · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 .... do you need an origin story? · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-07 wat · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 brb scotch time · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 I think out of 4 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I got a piece of at least 4

gorgeous

2026-07-06 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 I tend to make everyone wildly uncomfortable more than fuck it up · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

T_T

scuse me

scuse you

2026-07-06 for single malts, either oban 14 or lagavulin 16 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

go-to is JW red label

2026-07-06 >.< · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

T_T

that pass

fuck yes

rofl

2026-07-06 uhhh, a federal agency? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

there are absolutely reasons to drink, but most of them are bad

sometimes

ah well

or even black label

not even anything exotic

and it was just jw red label

and basically died on the spot

and drank it like a shot

who got handed a scotch

don't be like my army buddy

clearly

or mezcal

2026-07-06 mmmm should pick up scotch · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

uhhhh vasi?

teams

teamas

2026-07-06 got the first one tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 if anyone has ever played dag · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

something something backshield meta

the backshot

womp

2026-07-06 pffffffft · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

if you don't know we probably can't tell you

2026-07-06 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

was that last one back on my end off of blue....?

2026-07-06 oh am I supposed to let it in for you? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 me* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

he scored his first on em

also atomic city

it's how I met wildgoatsoup

won't be the first time

lol

you're volunteering to own goal it?

2026-07-06 I'm trying to wind down from some IRL tilt · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl pffffffft

2026-07-06 mike, leave me my spot on blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 yes literally on me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

can't do that

2026-07-06 bathroom, don't vs yet · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

eyyyy

2026-07-06 rofl this game? almost certainly yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 lol yep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol good thing I got on and decided to warm up before scrims

2026-07-06 fffft · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 ?> · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 as I'm dodging intentional gint back here · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 almost again · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl pigeon

instead just endless blues

2026-07-06 pigeon, which net you want? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 this is just wasting everybody's time, sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol fuck

2026-07-06 preferably a few more than 5 feet for that back pass plz · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 jesus fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 oh boo I just realized zabrid is on my team · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 shitty angling by me T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

pfffft

2026-07-06 good d · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 jesus, 20 SOG from blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 the fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 ty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rinne you mind letting me go back to red?

lol np working my ass off back here but enjoying it

my tendie assist T_T

fuck

that fix your issue?

rofl almost again

2026-07-06 change it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

is one-leg

for extend

your bind

just guess blind and go

pffft nothing I can do about that

holy shit communist what a touch

but it's still good practice

ugh exhausted, sorry red

2026-07-06 go away · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

found it

2026-07-06 yeah update coming soon · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sigh

and I'm typing

just won't be able to tell

well he probably will

2026-07-06 missed it by two inches · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sigh

oh fuck me

15-2 SOG

fuck terrible play by me

2026-07-06 happy brain noises · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mmmm I love those

2026-07-06 D's gotta cover back post · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

womp

2026-07-06 case in point · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I need the practice

if you want it back feel free to take it

2026-07-06 so people can wait for next game, admin/spectators, etc · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yes

2026-07-06 nope! · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

's okay, I will keep feeding you

2026-07-06 lol pfffft · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 minimap broke :/ · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

shambles continue

oh noes

2026-07-06 red in shambles · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

rofl

2026-07-06 oh yo oooo mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rip tendie assist

2026-07-06 yo earboyi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 inside of the knee 5-hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 RIP BLUE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-06 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 rofl · PPHL Official #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-06 rip gg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-06 but what a hit tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 sad face if I had passed it better that woulda been a tendie assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-07-05 gotta get that stick moving fnc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 fucking griefer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 need to restart · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-07-05 sorryu · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

god damnit

2026-07-05 lol I don't have to imagine, it happened :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 unstucked? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 afk one sec · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

yar

what a fucking shot

2026-07-05 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-05 all good* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

all god, it doesn't do anything here

2026-07-05 move along · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

now you're just being a bully

you established that

knock it off bus

this is going to be a lonnngggg game

2026-07-05 I'll take goalie if you're willing to give it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-05 that'll do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 caught me with my shit broke · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well shit

2026-07-04 oh boooo · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hit my stick :/

2026-07-04 nah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 we get it back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

heyyyy tendie assist

that's terrible on me

T_T

oh my

2026-07-04 ty · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 name checks out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 tendie assist let's go · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

huge slap there

2026-07-04 not quite · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

ugh tried to pure reflex it

off... my toe? stick toe?

stick in the wrong spot

dammit

2026-07-04 lol clse · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 these* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

there shot counts are absurd

2026-07-04 bbl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I saved a few of those tho

lol

bar down is a monster

practice

lol np

dammit my tendie assist T_T

2026-07-04 goddamn what a save · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

shiiiiiit

bar?

save? post?

2026-07-04 it's still dumb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

"out on red team"

when you rip it, it's gone

put like 60% of the power on it

that felt better

there we go

I don't think that was even on :/

2026-07-04 tried to get it up there with time to spare · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

went up-down-up wobble

didn't trust myself

gorgeous shot colby

2026-07-04 I got outta the navy like 8 years ago bud · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and I keep ending up like 2-4 inches low with the stick

cut my sens in half like 3 weeks ago

T_T

more of that shot please

ugh, thanks

2026-07-04 rough · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

what a bounce

hi*

2026-07-04 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 well got one · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 do not want · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hnnnggggg

that blue tap to mid

2026-07-04 piggyback rides only by prior arrangement · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 zoink's reliable for that · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 keep sending it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

T_T

fuck I need to get better at that shot

I don't care

ohohh pffft

2026-07-04 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

o0oooof

(I need it this game :/)

pad my stats

2026-07-04 right in the triangle · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

damn

ugh

about .1 seconds before shot

about 2 seconds after I needed to

figured out I was not red

shiiiiiiiiiit

I tapped it back through my own legs yes

we're gonna keep passing out to you 16

2026-07-04 like x3 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-07-04 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

and also I'm washed?

cheeky

2026-07-04 off by like a handspan :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well

2026-07-04 those two things aren't the same in the game files · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

the mass didn't make it good, the stick-on-puck interaction was good

uhhh no

or just flip over the leg pads entirely

and bounced out all the way to blue line

would hit stick and keep going, hit pads

shit had wayyyy too much mass

but it's better than the previous one for goalie purposes

IANAskater

2026-07-04 irl bullshit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

distracted morning

heya

2026-07-04 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-07-04 yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-03 lol mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 lol srs bzns hard commit on that wraparound · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 I will take net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 how about on top · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 yeah hang on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

big lag

2026-07-03 🔥 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 mb 9 thought you were going deep · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-07-03 np · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ure

2026-07-02 daughter is in control of the crouch button · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

almost worked

damn

2026-07-02 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 oh my · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

potential incoming chaos

forgot it is wireless

almost 4-yo daughter has her own keyboard

okay so

2026-07-02 y1t u · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

CHIMLMMMMMMMDM

644t44tmmmmmmm

shit

to dd ler aggron agnain

2026-07-02 lol didn't realize at all how little time was left · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 camera broke, shit, brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

demo can I swap with you?

great stick

rofl

2026-07-02 brb toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-02 well fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | SEA

2026-07-02 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-07-01 oh ho! canadia server · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | TOR

2026-06-30 welcome to puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl me

2026-06-30 and only half wrong · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

scott is salty

2026-06-30 we unfucked ourselves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 I'll take some blame on this one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oof

2026-06-30 oh lol that's not swiss · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 camera mod shits itself on game start · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 ugh that join lag · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you're only goalie, it swaps you back and forth to both side

fair warning

good dive

heyyyyy

or otherwise making some kind of active use

so get used to taking swings at stuff

but since no blocker, your stick is your only tool

so, nothing you can do about it right now greg

brain go brr

plus pugs

you good, scrims just started up, I got 4 games in today

2026-06-30 gotta practice my hasek mode for league · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit

2026-06-30 I think default q/e · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

extend button while standing

yes, it's installed

hqm

plus another few years for the spiritual predecessor

uh like 2 years?

spent like 3 years on mids

but my brain never recovered

been a hot minute since I've been on shift work

work

2026-06-30 fully articulated / adjustable · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

3d printed

or right hand

company that makes left-hand keyboard replacements

unironically, greg check out azeron cyborg

instead of A/D double tap

pro tip, rebind that to Q/E and put it on single tap

point being if you keep not practicing, you can grow up to be me and be buns at skating at 900 hours :D

lol well

gk main

yep, still true at 900ish hours

terribad pass

pffft

scott broke me in as a gk too

gl greg

2026-06-30 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pfffft

2026-06-30 hullo the scott · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-30 lol we figure out how to turn off v and y'all stop playing? · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-30 y'all get bagginz, sorry, my skater brain is nonexistent tonight · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 stick > head > in · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 well I'll have you know I impressed goat with a goal once · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-30 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

UGH

2026-06-30 laser pass · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

damn close

2026-06-29 🔥 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 damn close tobert · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 this discord is an experience · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 that was damn close · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-29 that makes way more sense not on minimap · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ohhhhh

wat*

2026-06-29 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

peer pressure

lol

because most of the rest of us are?

discord you nerd

ass in call

goat you too

2026-06-29 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

not my game

well

2026-06-29 rip me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 y u do dis · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 nw · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 lol, get scored on pretty much · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 yo bryz · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 nah I'll live with my mistakes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

shittttttt

🔥

2026-06-29 h jesus · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

spend the rest of the match in jail

2026-06-29 good finish · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 rofl clearly same · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-29 shit broke · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

T_T

hit my stick tooo

2026-06-29 so · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

noooooooo

rip

uh no

2026-06-29 womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 sry broke my game back · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

brb

well I'm officially washed

2026-06-28 d/r · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 no idea what just happened there · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-28 telegraphed the shit outta it and I still let you · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

rip

2026-06-28 brb toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 bro my urdu rusty don't make me look it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

even if unintentional

lol appreciate the enthusiastic agreement

and yeah, I wouldn't take that bet

but I'm better than one or two of the premier backup gks

not that I shoulda got drafted

you'd be god tier

with this crew?

goood luck

rip my assist T_T

2026-06-28 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 dime pass while getting mounted by @30 too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 pillow hits · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

meanwhile blue can't even manage to get called for gint

2026-06-28 talk about nonexistent angle · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wow.

2026-06-28 get human trafficked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

my bad

2026-06-28 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl

roughing?

2026-06-28 no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

get him outta here blue

2026-06-28 30 get your aggro bro handled · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

"might"

2026-06-28 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

who was it I just robbed on that?

jesus that was close

2026-06-28 tells you something · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

every single one is a breakaway too

2026-06-28 was that off kabuki...? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

I didn't hear a pipe

2026-06-28 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 damn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 like a talented dick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol he shot it to not-stick side

rip me

🔥

wow

2026-06-28 rip tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

what a horrible bounce

2026-06-28 hullo I am a gk main · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

nobody ever does

lol

2026-06-28 but mostly broke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

technically kinda yes

lol all good

😭

finnie!

2026-06-28 I don't really care · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol finnie

2026-06-28 lol are you high @76? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 you won't · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 rip me, my fault · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 74... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 but hullo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol I dunno if that was a bump of affection or annoyance

2026-06-28 I got it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

technically better?

can't be missing those T_T

fuck

2026-06-28 scuse me bishop? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 nope, you totally whiffed it slavin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck, that's my fault

2026-06-28 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

strictly not allowed

2026-06-28 that's called english bud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 heartbreak · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

minute*

5 shots in the first minue

this might be a long game lol

2026-06-28 grats on the hatty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

💯

nice

2026-06-28 yeah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol well

lol didn't think, so, but so's you know

btw canti rumor mill already has it you have goalie problems

2026-06-28 oh my · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

h my

I don't care who is hitting who

I want a teammate who is not in the box all game

2026-06-28 meanwhile 81 trying to get called for gint and can't · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-28 blue get 81 out of here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

well that works

JEFF

2026-06-28 ....... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol little close

2026-06-28 a sun · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-28 fuck mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-27 but I didn't expect that level of shitshow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

okay, technically my bad

2026-06-27 got a piece of it :? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol have a better gk

rip

2026-06-27 was on repeat there · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

put that back where it came from or so help me

lol

2026-06-27 well fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 :/ well that was bullshit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-27 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

4v2 skaters

2026-06-27 I'm normally a gk full-time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

oh nah

2026-06-26 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-26 mb, got outta the way asap · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-26 that was a fucking terrible pass from low · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

that wasn't D's fault

2026-06-26 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

ZERO SAVES

2026-06-26 lol · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

if you don't put it on net

guys we don't get to even find out if I can save it

2026-06-25 ty <3 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

bus gtfo

2026-06-25 rip pugs q popped, forgot I was in it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 shhhh* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hhhh

rofl way to not go offsides 43, holy shit

2026-06-25 lol no idea if you mean me or 30 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 off his throat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wtf

are you serious

2026-06-25 don't vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

red can ff

2026-06-25 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 lol entirety of red offence is camped at blue line waiting to go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 lol no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-25 okay · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

the fucking cheese

2026-06-25 admittedly didn't think you'd be allowed to just shoot it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

wow

2026-06-25 lol yep bouncer loses the game for his team, quits before the end · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-25 just edgelord · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

nah

lol welp my fault

2026-06-24 lol cavy can't catch a break can you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 lol doesn't even aim just cannon · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wat

bro

pfffffft

2026-06-24 well don't? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

such a good pass too

DAMMIT

2026-06-24 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 nice shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 damn close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 or just asleep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

bigdom caught typing?

2026-06-24 tage caught typing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

what a hit

2026-06-24 20 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 big block · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 maybe we don't with threats of violence?? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 5v3 skaters, unfuck yourselves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-24 mb red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-24 way to settle that, it was spicy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck yes

2026-06-24 regardless of which net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

can confirm, red team is great at leaving pucks in front of the net

2026-06-24 ....... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

just let it go

98% of the time I'm gonna pass it out

2026-06-24 play your positions people · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-24 fair's fair · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 holy shit what a tip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 okay can't save you from that one tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

gotta learn way of the stick

ns tho

pfffty

lol that's the one?

2026-06-23 HNGGGGG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

robbed so many times for red

goddammit

2026-06-23 lol wat? that goes in? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 oooh what mouse? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-23 lol hectic opening two minutes · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 FORCE WRONG NET · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 5-hole dammit · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-23 9, you can't get caught out every single time bud · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-23 got bodied, sorry · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-23 sorry mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-23 mark T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oh my

2026-06-23 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 and I keep way undertouching stuff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol womp, was just saying earlier I cut my sensitivity in half twoish weeks ago

2026-06-22 they're excited that I'm not in the way · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 offff · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 le sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

entire squad of unnecessary

hence goon squad

not true

2026-06-22 fixed it, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 red's turn to shoot at me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

uh oh

plus a goal!

well at least blue has two SOG now

2026-06-22 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

next time I'm shooting it at your net

and blue tendie asleep

still making some way too soft touches trying to pass

yeah, I halved my sens two weeks ago

2026-06-22 still in it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hey!!!!!

2026-06-22 rather, is gint, just not called by the mod · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

should be gint

no shit

dude's standing in the crease hitting my stick

okay

fucking not gint

2026-06-22 well, yep, decisions are being made · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wow.

2026-06-22 i dunno if that was pretty or disgusting or both · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 or showertaker · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

must be a squiggles alt

lol took you long enough

2026-06-22 off of red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

womp*

well wompt

2026-06-22 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 also tilted by icing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 own teammate blocks the clear · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

nothing I can do about that

lol well

yeah it's not great

lol that

lol blue showed up to meme on pubs and is failing

2026-06-22 clearly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

which is why you have no goals

2026-06-22 lol yep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 lol my bad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 damn, saw the lane · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 somebody go red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

also the blue side seems like fun to defend against

redgee, happy to switch with you at any point if you want a breather

lol you did ask

2026-06-22 what a choke · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl

2026-06-22 sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 I tried · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 what a cut · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 fucking seriously · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-22 fucking rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

currently broke afaik

2026-06-22 guy* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

y'all get your gy

2026-06-22 TT)T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

IM SO SORRY\

2026-06-22 that shit teleported to the back wall · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

the lag

2026-06-21 gg combine time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-21 aight I'm out, this is garbage · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

if it*

nothing I can if i teleports into the net :/

2026-06-21 ugh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

jesus

2026-06-21 lotsa lag · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-21 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol that's what I get for being lazy

2026-06-21 I'm not playing these to win lol · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

also *learning*

sure, and I don't have a glove

well, it's the consequence of practicing stick saves

2026-06-21 I whiffed the stick save · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

the same way the first one did

lol I'mma single-handed give fritz the win at this point T_T

2026-06-21 four people whiffed in a row · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well, that's not my fault

2026-06-21 💯 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 what the actual fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 😭 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

😭

🔥

T_T

whiffed it

fuck

2026-06-20 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 😭 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 seems like he always is around for stomps and bails out as soon as things get close to balanced · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

hmm

you just switch to blue?

tracks

oh lol mixt shows up and ami ducks

lol why would we not scramble? this is just a stomp

2026-06-20 not to you sir · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-20 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 the fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-20 or if you had been legit MIA · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

kk, didn't know if I had just missed you

2026-06-20 lunar I haven't seen you in net in an epoch · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-20 🔥 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-19 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-19 no rd, I was there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 just play man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 nothing I can do there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

well yep

2026-06-19 lol was that a shot? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rip

2026-06-19 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

make shots like two games ago

2026-06-19 lol you josh allen now? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 knock it the fuck off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

getting griefed over here

2026-06-19 damn, the placement · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 you earned it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol

2026-06-19 tension · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

not houcine

lol I was laughing so hard on the stream earlier when they said carry battle between jesussaves and who was it

2026-06-19 must be florida leo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 thanks for the help · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol was trying to forfeit

2026-06-19 sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

zero defence

pffft

two

fucking three reds in the slot?

2026-06-19 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 one minute · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 should NOT have waited · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rip

2026-06-19 you were humping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

you were all up in my crease and my business

2026-06-19 uhhh tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 60 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol woops

2026-06-19 caniac was in the crease humping my leg again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol woulda been gint anyways

2026-06-19 yeah how dare you do your jobn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 yeah, I've found it's much more efficient on stam if you just need to make some adjustments · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 kk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ahh, do you know about dash+brakes?

did you catch my question last round about standing dash?

my chat might be busted

pipes?

2026-06-19 apparently pipes is off in his own world until the puck gets close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

pipes did you catch my question last round?

2026-06-19 or lol I guess you can ignore mme · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

default bind is alt, hold it down and tap your side dash

2026-06-19 pipes.... do you not know about standing dash + brakes? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 HULLO PIPES · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-19 almost · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rofl

combine time gl

2026-06-19 scuse me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

hullo hecow

2026-06-19 sorry red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

rip

2026-06-18 performance concerns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-18 fuck, sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 what a pass tho · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 'lo andomal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 sorry boys · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol well came back a moment too late

2026-06-18 grabbing drink real fast · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-18 couldn't block enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-17 and red · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry blue

uigh

well fuck me

lol didn't even give me a save for that

2026-06-17 dammit my tendie assist T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 I shoulda had that :/ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 damn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 except like 7 of them · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

three stooges skit over here

rofl

2026-06-17 shit that looked intentional even · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 T_T teal · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 worth · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-17 all the time and ice in the world · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

T_T

fuck me

what a fake/whiff yeah

2026-06-17 fuck, my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-17 I'm trying to talk them through · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 uh no that's a box · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

uhhhh

2026-06-17 YOU MISSED · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 GG · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-17 tendie assists aww yeah · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 +sub · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 back · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 gotta step away for ~60 seconds, brb · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

you having fun Morgan?

quiet night down on my end

2026-06-16 nothing I could do there :/ · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

what disgustingly perfect placement

2026-06-16 what a finish · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

goddammit

2026-06-16 TWO tendie assists · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 DID THAT NOT ENTERTAIN YOU? · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 heard it hit me too · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

fuck

2026-06-16 godddammmitt · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 tapped it past · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 it snuck in but I couldn't get it back out the same hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

that's my bad

2026-06-16 oh so I did hit it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 hell of***game · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

deflected it into a double touch

womp

2026-06-16 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-16 nah in pugs queue, probably gonna pop here momentarily · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-16 fuck yes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 stick no collision · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goalie*, had no pads

says I'm galie

well this is SUPER bugged

2026-06-16 off my stick actually · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-16 #tendiethings · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm with wiliam

2026-06-16 oooh do me · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 and stick changes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

because puck changes

bro

tage

womp

2026-06-16 knock it the fuck off · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's blatant gint cowboard

aaaaand single goalie again

rofl

2026-06-16 rip · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 running* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

runing 220 fps

I'm having a great time, finally got head tracking dialed in perfect

2026-06-16 less puck mass = less totally random BS bounces off of goalies · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

namely less stick mass, less puck mass, adjusted size and new high altitude drag

short version, various QoL changes to fix ugly kludges made in the run-up to season 1

there's a post in #announcements about changes

2026-06-16 you're welcome :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 45 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

doing it now

almost got 5-holed there

also IANAskater

much better situational awareness in goal tho

definitely has made me miss some shit on offence

super immersive

this is nuts

look I'm just over here trying to get used to head tracking in puck

well he own-goaled on me earlier

2026-06-16 dammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 YEPPPP · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-16 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 hell of a pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 aight brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

every single pass ends up directly beneath my skates

2026-06-15 back later · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

IRL happened

eh sorry

2026-06-15 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 hah. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 mod? head tracking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

new mod and it has some very iffy moments

just ask

sorry camera all fucked up

2026-06-15 teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 gotta take a breather, ty for practice · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-15 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-15 why you ask? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-15 ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

yes please

2026-06-15 just started playing with head tracking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

man, this is a whole nother level of adjustment

2026-06-15 oh noes · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

I'll go too, prefer 6v6 even if it's not trendy

2026-06-15 💯 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

until the next upstart shows up and grinds it out

lol enjoy while it lasts

hullo the pipes

2026-06-15 but also tendie fix yourself · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

my bad kinda

well

2026-06-15 brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-06-15 bud steam records everything · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | ATL

intentional griefing

2026-06-15 trackIR · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

first match with head tracking

this is fucking trippy

2026-06-15 sorry, was tabbed out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 off the top edge of the pad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

2026-06-14 lol shit mb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 jesus fuck it kept bouncing off my stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 but absolutely has ruined my power calibration trying to shoot/pass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

and surprisingly it's not fucking with my saves too hard

well, cut my sensitivity in half

2026-06-14 B. YOU HIT THAT · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

A. I hit that

HOLY SHIT

UGH this sensitivity change

rip

2026-06-14 oh lol and crabby isn't even here still · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

with the heel of my stick

it was left toe and then I pinched it out

checked the recording

2026-06-14 but I woulda swore left toe · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

possibly?? sounded like hard

wayyyy too soft

yep, fuck

2026-06-14 changed all my sensitivity settings, so enjoy scoring on me for a hot minute · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-14 need a sec · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-14 stop being a dick dude · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-06-14 here to practice bud · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

I'm not gonna even make the attempt if you guys are gonna skate up point blank every single shot

2026-06-14 just guess and go · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

y'all do understand if you just skate up and point-blank me, I literally can't react

2026-06-14 lol sry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 kk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

good to swap if you want back on red @53

game crash :/

2026-06-14 .. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

hrrmrmm

test

great def

2026-06-14 score is 0-0 I aint judging yet · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 please no human trafficking the goalie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 wtaf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 wtaf happened there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 holy fuck indeed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 yarp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-06-14 I am starlight as in elves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

lol nope

2026-06-13 night night time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry boys

2026-06-13 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

....mark

2026-06-13 3.5yo daughter · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 if yall cant scorer · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

aggro

toddler aFFRO

2026-06-13 ish · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol mark got what he wanted

diddy, looks like you're newish - play aggressive

2026-06-13 you weren't even taking an ice nap · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

red touched it first

wat?

getting more saves aint gonna hurt me

my "claim to fame" is having like 4th most saves

ffffft

gonna be a long game

yeah.

it de3pends

imma be busyyyyyyy this game

2026-06-13 misses · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rips it away from mark

2026-06-13 where's markstrom and auto · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

mark, me

goalie support team

2026-06-13 uhhhh v? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 yo my defence is fire · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-13 oof that's ones on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

that one's not on you, that's RD missing

2026-06-13 okay, guess I'm coming back to D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 wheee gold star · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 :D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

it's okay I will save it

2026-06-13 that's embarassing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

well fuck

defence..?

2026-06-13 lol scored on myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 he says when I have personally wrecked half of the passes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 vs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-13 start over · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

5v3 skaters

teams

2026-06-13 hell of a play, tried to cover it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-12 mechanical skill? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 oh look it's connor · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

failure of a RD

2026-06-12 gotchu mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 cause I wanted to play goalie? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wat?

2026-06-12 hullo it is me mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 vittu perkele? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-12 well I took away the pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-11 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 RIP · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 nothing else to be doing · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 😭 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 wow · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 t/.ff · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-11 hullo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 hulloooooo markie-mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 rip · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 wtf · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 and this and seattle have the same ping · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

waiting for the pharmacy to open

lol well

it's early morning for east coast

2026-06-10 I have 90 ping, I'm staying in net · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 christ that bug · ?NEW UPDATE? | r_607's OpenWorld | poncepuck.net | LDN

2026-06-10 feed my saves · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

morgan, can't save it if you don't put it on net

2026-06-10 ernest! wrong team · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-10 well fucking rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 whole server did · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 pffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

stahp

knock it off

2026-06-10 and even so he immediately scored · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I know not to tempt fate that hard

I said pad

to be fair, I didn't say "free"

first game of the night

ehhhh

2026-06-10 lol wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 lol almost got caught · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 5v3 skaters · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 @dorofeyev super helpful bud glad you're out there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol jesus

2026-06-10 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rofl nothing I can do about that

feeeeeeeed me more saves

2026-06-10 hell of a shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 lol pipes is a characterd · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

and I have to catch him too :/

now that pipes has gone full auto

yeah he's great for padding your save count

'lo the zoink!

good D

2026-06-10 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-10 try a reconnect / game restart · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

cause your ping is 100

2026-06-08 nice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-06-08 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

GOOD D

😭

2026-06-08 y'all fucked me on two · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I gave up one typing

😭

dunno wtf my defence is doingh

welp

2026-06-08 go fuck yourself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol crabby

but yeah

my bad for giving up an afk goal

gotta stop throwing it away

2026-06-08 sorry team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

and fuck this new interface

but I realize I'm, probablyk acncient

if any of y'all go back to OG robot wars days

sir-get-in-the-way-alot

🔥

but not bad

a lot

not technically

feels like there shoulda been waaaay more shots

finally another goalie

oh jesus

2026-06-08 lol I am not entirely sober enough for this level of sweaty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

heard it hit my stick, nothing doing

sorry

sigh

2026-06-08 shhh shutout · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

use it

like /vs but keeps stats

there is now /ff

what a nice stick to stop that in front

keep the pressure on

🔥

2026-06-08 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 eh well, still get the assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

dead to rights and whiffed it

dammit

FUCK

2026-06-08 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 Need stamina! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-08 wtf · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

you wat

2026-06-08 take a moment, disconnect reconnet · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-08 somewhere between 50-70% in net · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

smidge over 900 now

2026-06-08 FUCKING CHEESE · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-08 T_T · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

LOL rip.

2026-06-08 lol well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 fuck yes · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 had to troll somebody · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 lol unfortunately I gave one up for for free · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 fuck me · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 you · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

@45

GET OUTTA BLUE NET

@98 get outta my spot :P

deeeelan

2026-06-07 zummack walked off · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 apparently there's not extra skater? · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 lol rip · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 moi · poncepuck.net PUGS #1 | PPHL | CHI

name checks out finnish

2026-06-07 ? · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 mod hub · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

yeah just unbind it

2026-06-07 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 wat · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-07 but for season 2 it's embrace the suck time · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

just don't like 5v5

remotely*

not even remotedlyh

2026-06-07 will take net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 lol after that Imma catch a breather, grab a drink · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 as long as it's not on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 lol am I coming through on voice at all? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 great pass back · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 UGH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

passes are off today, sorry folks

2026-06-07 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

holy fuck I messed that up

2026-06-07 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-07 gg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

please tell me that's not a pommel throwing joke

2026-06-07 spawned in the middle of a brawl with red team, felt like · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wtf

2026-06-07 mmm yess defenders being helpful · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

how is that not a save.....

2026-06-06 this team · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 uh huh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lowkey

2026-06-06 oh noes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

rip chuck

2026-06-06 I KNOW · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

again

back post guys

2026-06-06 oh my · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

2026-06-06 sigh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

somebody's gotta have that guy back post

2026-06-06 he's been a shithead the whole time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

just went straight through the puck on the second touch

2026-06-06 well also because PHL invasion was permitted · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

huge whiff

rofl

2026-06-06 I was actively signed up last year until they absolutely fucked the process of picking settings · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

probs

2026-06-06 lol who are you even chirping at bud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-06 but I take it back if you're staying net, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol the fucking cheese

2026-06-05 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-05 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-05 whew · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

made the save

good stick

2026-06-04 oh god, I just realized I dunno if I'm making it obvious how old I am by using 'woot' · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

woot

ohhhh forfeit

yeah, toddler bedtime aggro

and good at least after I have to leave pipes will be here to take my spot and block all of zoinks shots

@leno he's right

2026-06-04 fucking lol, high stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-04 when I started out we didn't have dashfall or stupid shot speed, so · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

got it

you get abused more

2026-06-04 lol check out the detailed graphs on his save counts · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good fucking luck catching up with vladar

I'm tired enough I had to think about that for like 2.3 whole seconds

eh well

well fuck

also I read all your dialog in the voice of minsc

probably me, unfortunately :/

2026-06-04 garbage · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 💯 · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 nice · poncepuck.net PUGS #2 | PPHL | CHI

2026-06-03 ❤️ · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 fast end · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that was fast

2026-06-03 GORGEOUS PASS THO · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 though what with CSAR shenanigans recently we've seen both · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

sexy flavor

lol I mean CASEVAC or CAS?

but nineline of which flavor?

2026-06-03 and cavy went red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rip our first shot on goal

2026-06-03 jesus 11 SOG for red and we're not done with the first · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 physics exploding · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

why is our right wing stomping on my face every other touch

2026-06-03 got fucked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

2026-06-03 all 5 of you blobbing up, spread out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 I was RVH · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's desync

ohhh wow

well fuck

2026-06-03 feels like red should have way more than 4 SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-03 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

made up for horrible most of rest of game

2026-06-03 lolwat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 own team is gonna lose us the game if they keep hitting me doing drivebys through the crease :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 go fuck yourself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well I'm fucking done

2026-06-02 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 was dodging as a I spawned, got a piece of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

literally nothing I can do

sigh

2026-06-02 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

probably helps if I actually play my spot

that was a horrible game from me T_T

2026-06-02 goddammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

welp, my bad gk

2026-06-02 OFFFFF · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 c'mon 21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 oh no · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 lol play was completely on the other side of the ice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 fuck me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 lol lasered the wrong guy in the stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 get tralts the fuck outta here @red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 gint · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

get traltss out

2026-06-02 ...... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-02 nice passing tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

damn

or not

we are both quite qualified

lol uhhh yes

2026-06-02 new logitech mouse was at 8000 and causing huge issues for me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

g hub / razer / icue / etc

mouse software

it's a thing

check polling rate is below 2000

john are you getting big frame drops every time you move mouse?

goddamn that first one

2026-06-02 on defence it's you versus them · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

legit though, on offence it's you versus net

go play wing

if you have to ask.....

lol sorry not you john

pro tip, if you're new don't play defenceman

I suck today

welp

that's my own goal

WELL FUCK

2026-06-01 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-01 didn't realize it was 30 covering my back post :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-06-01 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck

you okay there 34?

2026-05-31 afk gk · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 not lside · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah, you did the extend thingy

sorry

well fuck

2026-05-31 nothing I can do there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-05-31 hlo zoink · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 nice and smooth · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

this is how I know I'm fucking old

2026-05-31 andddddd fuck, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I hesitated

29, way to put the stick out and leave it

2026-05-31 I'll hit your stick with my huge hitbox anyday · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

apparently I made saves during that

2026-05-31 if there was a hockey crossover with four lions · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-31 good passing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-31 fuck yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-30 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 just too much puck mass stilla · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

stick in the right spot

sigh

2026-05-30 crawled up your damn stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

🔥

2026-05-30 I made her a multi room cardboard house but uhh "it's too dark" · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol she's almost 4

this child

2026-05-30 mb toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

2026-05-30 sigh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 what a shame · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I assume blasted me in to the boards again

2026-05-30 you're a toxic piece of shit and I can't block you any mjore · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-30 a moment of silence finally? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 it's just flamebaiting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol mark don't feed the trolls

2026-05-29 did the thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

heyyyt

2026-05-29 saw the clock, gave up and just tried to settle it and take my own shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah well

2026-05-29 please* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wrong button

lease

ohhh pffft

RVH makes those so much less finicky

@17

2026-05-29 mb texas · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah, wasn't watching clock

2026-05-29 pipes awake tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

tried to get it back

lol there you go bud

tendie assist

hell yes

2026-05-29 WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT PIPES? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

2026-05-29 yeah? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 holy off batman · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 no* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

because noi

love me some stick saves

but the dopamine hit from stick saves is too good

fucking*

shoulda just fuckling let it sail

you're welcome

thanks

sigh

have you met us?

or maybe not me

sounds like me

2026-05-29 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

and I got caught typing like a dumbfuck

fuck

NEEDS COVER

BACK POST

OKAY SO

2026-05-29 or else massive lag · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

turn mouse polling rate down below 2000

OH BTW

2026-05-29 I'll hop back in net next game here for ya pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 GO AWAY · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

IT WAS A SHOT BLOCK

2026-05-29 my turn* for finger aphasia · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

y t

asdlkfjasdlgk

fucvk

2026-05-29 FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

because CTE bro

2026-05-29 now no pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

went red to play D for pipes

goddammit

2026-05-29 come play D for pipes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 yes hullo again you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

honestly hell of***game all around

and you too, breaking 900

I got you bb

it's okay we're still winning

2026-05-29 DEFENCE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-29 more hnggggg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

SORRY

almost bad like 3 ways

HNNGGG

2026-05-29 FUCK. ASS. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

Mark is the bartender from boondock saints

I just realized

I'm so mad

2026-05-29 ... but I only see a single SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

like it's pipes stopping you

mark you say please

finger aphasia?

having a stroke there mark?

'lo the pipes!

2026-05-28 ....8? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I had it on 8k and was dropping from 200+ to 45 fps

on your mouse

if so, turn polling rate down below 2k

you getting major fps drops every time you move the mouse?

oh dude

just a smidge too much

THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME

wtf you talking bout willis

soap carried his ass

SOLD SO HARD I GET THE ASSIST

2026-05-28 goalie rides are free if you wanna climb the mountain · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 all post · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol I don't think I even touched that last one

2026-05-28 nice control · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

you must not have a younger brother

UNLIMITED DEFENCE

will take passes back to net

2026-05-28 they kept getting free shots · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol it was bound to end eventually

2026-05-28 thank you · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 clearly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

aaaaaaand that's a decision

lol woops

I am Jarvan

I am helping!

rofl

2026-05-28 I wanted that fucking assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

DAMMIT

rip

2026-05-28 :D · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

in net :P

2026-05-28 teams · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol rip my assist on myself?

2026-05-28 womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 not dead server · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ight

lol

2026-05-28 4v2 skaters..... · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 thanks I hate it · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol skaty perry

2026-05-28 "like this"? · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-28 thanks game · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol almost a 950 and no star at all

💯

2026-05-28 finish*, even · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good finiosh

gotta stop blobbing red

2026-05-28 mmmm yes I also live on the east coast · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mm yes I also live on the east coast

grats then!

grats on new house?

2026-05-28 figures* · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

figure

ended up in the wrong spot and got 5-holed

lol goddammit

2026-05-28 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 redeemed myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

kay one skating and then bed

2026-05-27 so did somebody else · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

I fucked that up bad

lol

box*

says the man in the crime bod

well at least I have this game locked down so far

2026-05-27 too much :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 didn't even count that as a shot on goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lolwat

hell of a shot

2026-05-27 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 garbage game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

ugh

2026-05-27 can't catch a break · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

etc

my D

we all suck

ugh

lol wat

I fucked it up

nah, that's on me

2026-05-27 basic sportsball, take away the center · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

you didn't help that time

yeah, which makes it worse that you also made the wrong play

can't take away the sides

gotta take away the center on defence

2026-05-27 year* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

shit's been broke for a full eyar

stupid fucking puck mass

fuck

2026-05-27 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

💯

2026-05-27 I'll fiddle your stick · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

can't vk

dammit

sorry red

well fuck

2026-05-27 whatchu want · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

stick

DO YOU WANT

WHAT

2026-05-27 yes? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-27 I have absolutely no goddamn idea · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

wtf

2026-05-26 lol womp · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

not dash, extend

@75 your extend left/right keys + standing will keep one leg up now

2026-05-26 get you some rvh going son · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

oh and jamiro

all broke me in as a gk

demi, kap, bombay, SCOTT, bear

what a touch demi

now 2000 or 1000 is perfect

I had 8000 and was getting issues at 4000 as well

2000 / sec = 2 khz

make sure polling rate is 2000 or less

it's in their software - iCue / G hub / whatever razer is now

assuming you have corsair / logitech / razer hardware

was causing frame drops from 200+ to sub-50 fps

I just found out today

*MAKE SURE MOUSE POLLING RATE IS 2 KHz OR BELOW*

*IF YOU ARE HAVING FRAME DROPS WHEN MOVING MOUSE*

rework lasers to have cone of fire and be instant dump instead of DOTs

current project on deck is MW5

fuuuuuuckk

gaming mods as a hobby

professionally I do DIY data science

puck*

not for puckj

which you can download, host your own server, and fuck around with whatever

yeah afaik the major issues are with comp tweaks config

wow.

and some nominal vs max puck speed mismatch

they have puck mass wayyyy too high

comp tweaks is server side but probably available from somebody on the ponce team

some of it?

@demi what?

lol

case in point

*unless you want to score on them

that's why we don't skate straight at tendie

womp

with those michi mechanics

13 going for some full on arma-level-sim gameplay

2026-05-26 because our settings are still garbage · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

puck phasing through boards

it's the new edition of the "bad stanchion bounce"

2026-05-26 mouse polling rate above 2khz · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

btw all figured out massive source of lag

ns demi

2026-05-26 close · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

jesus

2026-05-26 fuck · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

because g main?

time to go back to a position I play

I functionally got nothing on that touch :/

wow

2026-05-26 😭 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 the other one is a fucking toxic troll · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hey I gave up almost the exact same thing on my end

THERE IT IS

2026-05-26 normal pipes hang out at the command line · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 yet again connor knows nothing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

18 how's your shootout game?

🔥

2026-05-26 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

really

holy fuck

2026-05-26 17 shots and losing* :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well the pass was on point

2026-05-26 I fucking still hate this puck mass · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

......

2026-05-26 damn, great passing · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 new mouse does 8khz, was dropping from 200+ to 45 fps when I swung the stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 also, TIL that mouse polling rate above 2 khz causes massive frame loss when moving the stick · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wait

YEP

2026-05-26 my bad · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

chat didn't close

lol fuck

pipes in chat

|||||

2026-05-26 skating backwards works fine if you know how to skate with pak · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 well that was fucking embarassing, sorry blue · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 gorgeous, plus tendie assist · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck yes

2026-05-26 oh rip block doesn't work any more · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 lemme take over hash · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-26 been trying to figure that out · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

how do you pull goalie?

2026-05-26 ugh, brb · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

probably my client then

are a bunch of the mods off?

2026-05-24 ugh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 kick 68 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 shit* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wells hit

well, you're welcome to hate it :P

longterm I don't think it's terrible mark but certainly fucks with fluency

2026-05-24 whaddya you mean? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

mark, nope?

but also where the fuck is my defence

big whiff

pffffft

and leaves

lol tells me stop yappiong and play goalie

blasted me pretty much entirely out of net

way to fucking go justin

2026-05-24 starting to get increasingly less enthused about the total lack of D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 rip me, read the pass and still fanned on it :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 mmm yess pass was perfect · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 yes clearly the trips is why you never put one past me :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

holy shit also how did I survive

what an ending

you dummy

not 68

that's 88

stop offsides

2026-05-24 clearly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 christ, 17 SOG vs 3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 they happened · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

patches

threaten me with a good time

hnngggg

2026-05-24 was gonna be concerned if I managed to ice it around the boards the wrong way · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol not quite

2026-05-24 meanwhile mark over here ripping shit into space · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

maybe

eventually

2026-05-24 wait what? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 tendie.... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 and I cleared it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

then tendie saved it into me

I saved it into tendie

2026-05-24 nice pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-24 perfect pass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yessss

T_T

tendie

wat

2026-05-24 lol wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 ggs, cya all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

pffffft

2026-05-22 too much scotch in my system and not enough left in the bottle to handle @64 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 30 s · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 y'all are gonna make me sweat at midnight · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ugh

2026-05-22 honestly I put them on my rudder pedals · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

wanted the assist

but also dammit

nice shot

2026-05-22 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm helping another tendie

goddammit guys

your binds are fucked

not dash

it's on extend

that's RVHs

2026-05-22 good D, keep it up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 heyyyy broke 900 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

bs he says

can't do that

2026-05-22 I've never had any issues with reliability unless completely out of stam · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm really curious if you have your binds messed up or something

2026-05-22 nice shot · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

goddamn

2026-05-22 vs standing side dash while holding alt · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

standing side dash

alt default

you tracking the extra lateral slide you get with standing + brakes?

standing slide or crouched?

2026-05-22 so close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit

2026-05-22 mb bell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

womp

oh lol and I went and gave you tthat goal too

sorry, trying to figure out how the goalie pull works

2026-05-22 if you wanna even up skaters bell · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I'm good to play single goalie

nice

2026-05-22 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

new objective, shut out ploqsq

💯

2026-05-22 no more pretending to be a skater for me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

into my net

alright time for me to go home

womp

2026-05-22 just like that one too eh? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 I took it away from 15 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-05-22 lost it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that's mb

2026-05-22 threaten me with a good time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

what, because I'm covering you on D?

2026-05-22 yeah · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

usually just unsub/resub mods

not whole game

holy shit got gold

2026-05-22 LOL · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-22 shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 didn't help :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

bodied jamiro outta the play

well shit

2026-05-21 lemme do my job please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-21 you can't? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry tendie

that's my fault

fuck

2026-05-20 and I'm done · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ramped all the way up his stick

wtfc

wow.

2026-05-20 🔥 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 gotta play the shot man · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-20 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

pass*

sorry I flubbed the pasas

2026-05-20 not likely · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

teams are laughable

I'm not even playing offence

2026-05-20 now it forces open 5-hole · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if you were doing standing dash into crouch

2026-05-20 didn't fuck with me at all · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

huh

2026-05-20 well · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 fuckkkkk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 okay then · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 that's on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

well fuck

2026-05-20 getting burned in the moment that you're moving is rare · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

yeah no change for me with 5-hole

I don't use the speed crab ever

but also I use the standing dash > crouch slide

no?

2026-05-20 again? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

mark you should tell your guys to not hump me

fuck yes

2026-05-20 finally · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit

fucking 21 over here singlehandedly keeping the play alive

2026-05-20 lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-20 like 3 times now 21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

way to turn for that just perfect

2026-05-19 😭 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 they definitely do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

uhhh skate to bench?

2026-05-19 I'm in #3 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

you're in #2

in saves

gonna stop me from catching up

hey you

2026-05-19 'preciate you · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

putting in work 21

2026-05-19 what a * · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

what fucking shot

2026-05-19 they were asking on twitter last year if Josh Allen plays hockey · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

yes

oh you mean the sabers

hey fuck you josh allen is god

mark over there raging

rofl

2026-05-19 nice* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

ncie

becoming an hero?

2026-05-19 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

such a lucky pass tho

💯

2026-05-19 that's the idea · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 for at least one whole game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

also I'm on fire

2026-05-19 server is spiking :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 saw mark in the same spot going the other way before that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

y'all are just stacked up for the passes

there it is

2026-05-19 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

arofl

lol 94

2026-05-19 thanks bb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

hell yes

2026-05-19 hullo mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-19 gotta run, thanks for the practice · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

when people rip it at least I know when it's gonna show up

almost impossible to time them

always fuck me

those smooth soft flips though

I think I'm down at like 3rd or 4th now for ponce servers

I know I fell off the leaderboards for all-time saves a ways backj

and overwhelmingly here on ponce

probs 600 hours or so in net

unfortunately this is my brain

rofl no

2026-05-19 the first few concerned me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

lol thanks

2026-05-19 lol telegraphed that one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 hey I'm on blue at least half the time :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 well shit · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 yeah · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

well whoever managed to swat my stick there

this would be less stressful

if my teammates would stop helping

.........

2026-05-18 not dash · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so RVH is on the extend keys

ohhhh

here we go again

2026-05-18 oh chester you mean if you're rvh and then dash · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ahh

how'd you manage that?

rip

2026-05-18 pass was still pretty regardless · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

my assist T_T

DAMMIT

2026-05-18 that one I'll have to see what you mean · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 then standing + q should be extend left leg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

so personally I think if crouched + q is extend left leg

on pulling

oh no

soooo

do you mean the new RVH poses?

2026-05-18 fix your binds · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

uh absolutely not?

rofl

...again

not you to you 15

lol fuck

2026-05-18 T_T · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

dammit my assist

2026-05-18 sigh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

here we go

oh boy

2026-05-18 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 oh I just meant to make an old robot wars reference · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

yep, it's sir-get-in-the-way-alot

2026-05-18 wrong team tho, lemme know if you wanna swap · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

and wrong team

back sorry

2026-05-18 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

game is broke

fuck

2026-05-18 just is true · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

not meanly

they get called kids

yeah sorry I work with 18-22 year olds all day

what are we waiting on?

2026-05-18 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 dad and grandad used it, but they were born in 55 and... 32? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 fucking grandads us · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yep

other than us who grew up with it

lol I'm 37 and haven't heard that from anybody younger than.... 60?

lol oak how old are you

2026-05-18 pretty setup tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rip

2026-05-18 fucking seriously · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 way to make something of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sorry for pinning you to the wall with the pass there 97

2026-05-18 for some value of help · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

helping

so many teammates

2026-05-18 that time I got doinked in the face · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 where's the call · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol wat

2026-05-18 wait lol wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

very pretty again

2026-05-18 pretty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 what a fucking horrible game · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

and then my fucking game crashes too

2026-05-18 also the multicolored chat is giving me hardcore jedi academy pvp vibes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

out*

specifically to you, so :P

well I'm over here giving our mario kart goals

even if we win I will still be sorry :P

welp, sorry blue

lol

2026-05-18 oh please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck me

2026-05-18 lol wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-18 thanks for the cover · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol worked out somehow

2026-05-18 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

great start me

well fuck

2026-05-18 pffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol worth

YEAH I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER

911

2026-05-18 what a horrible ending · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

god fucking dammit

2026-05-18 still got a piece of it :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

couldn't find it

fuck

2026-05-18 not much I can do with dudes sitting 4 feet from my face · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that was obnoxiously pretty

fuck

RIP

2026-05-18 puck too fast · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

that happens regularly on ponce

2026-05-18 careful, please.... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 💯 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-18 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

FUCK

2026-05-18 holy FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 lol fucked myself · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 way to make the tendie assist happen · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

hey

2026-05-17 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 ref call it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 yikes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

ref

2026-05-17 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 always nice to play D for somebody I recognize in net · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 that's on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

goddammit

2026-05-17 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

2026-05-17 well, I guess sometimes ring finger if it's a + q + w · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | CHI

.... why would you not push Q with pinky?

2026-05-17 yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 mb? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck

2026-05-17 down* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

but we have their passing pretty locked odwn

some breakaways

2026-05-17 big open hole · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

good finish

2026-05-17 goddammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 back later on · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

or out enough I could clear it

slip had like 3? in the first period that went over my near shoulder, hit post or crossbar, and bounced out

lol appreciated

T_T

including myself

sad face

watched literally whole team whiff train

RIP

rofl

2026-05-17 HAHA · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 rofl · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 toddler aggro · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 lol I'm creeping up on 900 but like 2/3 in net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 hnngggg · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

there are options

houcine?

lol who?

2026-05-17 still had a .762 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

5 points on the board

well

you shoulda, it was personal :P

rofl

I appreciate it

T_T

god fucking dammit

lol no shit

pfffft

2026-05-17 lol yeah nothing I can do there · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 how dare I make use of the tools available to me :P · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

literal reason for paddle?

uhhh yes?

nope

2026-05-17 please not between me and the net · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

guys

I'm okay with single goalie

2026-05-17 lol · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

if pak is broke uninstall and reinstall

2026-05-17 misinput · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

lol fuck

2026-05-17 le sigh · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-17 jesus fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

welp I'm done for the night after this

2026-05-17 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sigh

2026-05-17 mmmm that stick save · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

didn't see what happened, did we finally kick nibbler?

2026-05-17 and then takes blue GK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

to force me to swap teams

he keeps going spectate

knock it the fuck off

nibbler

2026-05-17 go play offence · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nibbler stop camping up my ass

they got their wish about 50% of the time

I am old

ugh

that chant is like... 15 years old now

ash shab yurid isqat an-nizam?

2026-05-17 mb? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-17 -caps · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

NO.

....one blue go red

2026-05-17 well I was red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-16 reinstall mods · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 💯 · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 jesus · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 LOL of course that's when you finally go down into butterfly · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 mbn · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-16 eh well · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

rip my spot

2026-05-16 finef · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

ugh yeah

they pulled pak skating?

2026-05-16 rip · poncepuck.net Practice #1 | Training | CHI

2026-05-16 lol. · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

no I mean the ponce changes

I don't know that I like the goalie changes :/

2026-05-15 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gotta wait for a whistle

that's on me

2026-05-15 straight up just misinput · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well that's my bad

2026-05-15 y'all just gonna let him stand there? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

guys

2026-05-15 got a piece of it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

womp

2026-05-15 lol there's 2 more · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

keep it up

oof 10 SOG to 1

2026-05-15 heyyy tendie assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-15 lol careful please · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-15 wtf why can't turn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-13 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ALL YOURS

2026-05-13 as · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

if you guys have issues joining, click a second position

2026-05-12 only forward back · poncepuck.net 5v5 #1 | Rules/SO | NY

I have no controls

I CANT TURN

what the actual fuck is going on

2026-05-12 racist spam in voice chat is 82 · poncepuck.net Testing | B1153 | CHI

2026-05-11 wow ref · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

shit or not

2026-05-11 lol hi · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 I am getting alcohol before I volunteer for that again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

well that was terrible

2026-05-11 guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 I'll take net if you want · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 after being moments from disaster · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

heyyyy tendie assist

2026-05-11 who me? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 twss? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

some people skip their turns tho

where we all take turns sucking

welcome to puck

2026-05-11 that was a whole rollercoaster over like .2 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

very yes

go play on the O side

also if you're new, resist the urge to play defence

nope, go practice

2026-05-11 guys? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 oh hey another goalie finally · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-11 sooo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

OTOH I ended up with better than 800

on one hand I gave up 4

well

2026-05-11 every time I look away · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck me

lol

2026-05-11 that's just fucking annoying · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

sorry

fuck

time*

guess it's ballmer peak go tim

YEAHHHH

nd y'all making me sweat

I just broke out scotch

2026-05-11 shoulda had it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

shit

2026-05-10 I'm here repping elves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

allegedly

2026-05-10 mornin' · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

brb

2026-05-10 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

just tried to talke

just changed my desk setup and forgot my mic

oh fuck lol

2026-05-10 lol fun · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

need somebody to stand out near blueline and just hammer me with shots

2026-05-10 because their guys needed civvie certs and clinic time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

buddy of mine was an army medic, got to go play SF on bragg for awhile with... 3rd group?

good shit

I assume by tac medic cert you're on the civvie side?

do you end up really needing to talk

only if something really novel happens *and* you aren't immediately fucked

you can read body language for 15% of what's left

yeah, you know 80% of the script

lol bad timing with joins

need to chatter constantly

but honestly one of the best parts of serious CQB milsim shit is that you can nail down enough procedure that you really don't

well, there are some pre-recorded voice line quick chats too

acid reflux? different?

gerd?

ahhh

online is PvE only

but bryz, ??

well yeah, lots of interesting AI mods too

til they devolved into dogma monkeys

played with one of the hardcore CQB-sim groups for awhile

love RON

oh and yeah

2026-05-10 and ended up needing to treat it as an uber-controller that combines gamepad, keyboard, and mouse functionality for one hand · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

or like 40%

so I definitely started out trying to use the cyborg as a super-ergo 60%

Ready or Not especially - walk, lean, flashlight, shout for compliance, muzzle thump, open door, etc

when holding a modifier key or especially FPS gaming where I need to walk, lean, tap crouch, etc all the same time

I found out once I basically had to shove my hand into a gauntlet that I do a *LOT* of reaching fingers to hit non-standard keys

I would avoid going too crazy with 3d printing an ergo setup

if you're staying within the realm of 'standard' actuation methods for a keyboard

so that's a totally novel thing for cyborg

and use all the various surfaces of your fingers/knuckles to hit them like paddles

so instead of typing, you shove your hand inside a gauntlet of mouse buttons

the single big thing about the cyborg is that instead of keys (and key-like switches) it uses mouse switches

but the kind of brain that would legitimately consider the pros and cons

sorry, not literally dvorak

or you otherwise have been forced to learn to type in a different language

...... if you're the kind of person who would learn dvorak

for an absolutely insane level of ergo + customization for typing

so honestly I could see going dual cyborgs

lol important distinction here

terminal as in final or terminal as in shell?

ahh, I'm in a combination of analysis, data science, and DSP

python, I can read C*

yes

my muscle memory is still fucked up

it's fucking awesome

an*

I went with a azeron cyborg

oh no

once you decide to stop fucking with it and keep your settings the same

if you make a major change like that, you are looking at 3-4 weeks of fumbling followed by 3-9 months of rebuilding fluency

lemme tell you now

oh boy

let alone every different game

I've been gaming too long to deal with learning new setups every 3-5 years when a new paradigm coalesces

yep

2026-05-10 help · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

how do reset pass

hrmmmm

2026-05-10 good luck! · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh nah hopping off

punny

bear... *pause*?

bear you made me sweat all night

ggs all

what a game

GOD DAMN

2026-05-10 I'm living it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 another whole period of this coming up · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 good cover on post skimblyh · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

from other team

y'all are killing it only 2 SOG

2026-05-10 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 22... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 you owe me an apple · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

TWENTY TWO

2026-05-10 that's super embarassing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck

2026-05-10 scary one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 what a tip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 for having the puck ascend to heaven · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 TBF his name is meatwad · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 lol fair's fair bear, good cover there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-10 :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I'm doing my best to carry you

hush you tendy

2026-05-09 they should be corrected · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

mistakes happen

nothing I can do there when y'all leave him open dead center

2026-05-09 reak? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 lolwat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 where's the call · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 making a ticket, got caught tabbed out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 knock it off with the stick gint @21 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 lol mark · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 lol we are certainly *** team ever · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 crabby is over there playing def every game adn touching all the pucks · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 intentionally keeps trying to check me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

kick 13

2026-05-09 what THE ACTUAL FUCK · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

sigh

I was super concerned for 0.2 seconds that it was a god-tier fake

2026-05-09 alright that's just a fucking stupid bounce · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

no more caffeine

sigh

yes

wtf

hnggggggggggg

2026-05-09 ALRIGHTY THEN · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 lol you in NYC? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-09 g'night · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

too sleepy

big whiff

ugh

2026-05-09 shiny · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

just realized the match log has extra extra stats

2026-05-08 oh single goalie time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

heyyy tendie assist

2026-05-08 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 lol what a shitshow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 reserve recruiters · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

or worse

have you met recruiters?

cause I got out

did you stop tho?

as I was petty of some flavor or another for... like 8 years

but mostly the petty types

well yes

but it was culturally accepted

well no

I was navy 10 years

look here

I got the shot from the front

defencemen need to cover back post

2026-05-08 do you see hats? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

let's be honest, I gave him both pretty much for free

2026-05-08 maybe left wing shouldn't be on the right side boards · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 not my night :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

wasn't even a sog before I touched it

well fuck

2026-05-08 rip me bad at chirping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

when you have a goal

kinda doesn't land

yeah

1-5

err sorry

mr. 0-5

you hush

fuck

2026-05-08 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 HULLO 911 I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

j--

-j

nice, way to get it right backj

noted

shoulda gone full hasek

well shit

2026-05-08 lemme know if I need more/less on the passes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 wanted the stick save · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

my bad

bah

2026-05-08 brb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 but I almost broke 900 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

we lost

welp

2026-05-08 you're obsessed with femboys? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-08 well shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-07 pleasure playing with you kebab · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs

2026-05-07 can take over net if you want · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-07 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

shit

2026-05-07 ref call it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-07 gonna skate one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-07 no? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

didn't realize he was sitting there uncovered

T_T

red is very good practice right now

fromage, I'd like to swap back over to blue if you're good?

didn't realize I had so many saves

oh geeze just looked at scoreboard

lol

yeahhhh

got caught with my drink in hand

fuck

scary close

2026-05-07 wayy simpler · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

43 if you're brand new, play offence

2026-05-07 off the dome into space · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

heyyy gk assist

well if you keep dunking on people

fumble go blue

he's an absolute blast to fight against

is mr. vittu perkele

kristian ruokonen

if you even go look people up on youtube

medieval swordfighting

dunno if you're familiar

all the finns I know are through HEMA

now I know

that was his excuse

ah, well

one of my buddies comes from far enough out in the wilderness he still says vittu perkele

regular civilization? lotsa lakes? reindeer?

how far north?

finns just get shit done

germans complain about it

sisu

OH even better

you must be german

but don't torture yourself if it's too much of a pain

@97 appreciate you for the moment, now I can drink my caffeine

2026-05-07 but you earned the shit outta it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I'm salty about it

it absolutely was

brb caffeine

you're welcome

lol look here

2026-05-07 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

case in point

I was just bad

not even unlucky

it is certainly pre caffeine

ugh

2026-05-07 not much I can do there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

bah

2026-05-07 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

totally flailed on that

pfffffffffffft

oh yeah absolutely

yeah unfortunately high ping doesn't slow down the shot speed

rocket

dammit

2026-05-07 was at like 22 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

now 25 down

bumped down to 100 fov

be kind, messing with fov settings

2026-05-07 good carve · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

that I don't share

that's certain a definition of fun

2026-05-07 hnngggggg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-07 GUYS · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

......

2026-05-07 mm love those stick saves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-07 I would like to sub in for gk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-06 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

shit

lol

y'all are certainly making me work for it

2026-05-06 chill* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

figured we were ch ill

well you were handling my stick earlier

2026-05-06 stick gint needs to be a thing · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck me

2026-05-06 lol that's untrue · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

how is that not gint?>!

wtf

2026-05-06 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

shit

2026-05-06 move · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

what a mvoe tho

2026-05-06 5v3 skaters · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

90 go blue

2026-05-06 it's 0 -100 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-06 it's interesting · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

will curve your blade

in chat

/curve

2026-05-06 lol good shot? was a laser into my face · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-06 scheisse · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-06 blarg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-06 lol all I can do is make you work for it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-06 lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 womp, mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 so shall it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 gorgeous* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gorgeou

2026-05-05 4 where you goin · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 woops · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I didn't even have my goalie dash bound

lol jesus

2026-05-05 lol the starlight effect is usually all of my defence vanishes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I hop in net and suddenly none of you can shoot on red? :/

2026-05-05 heyyy lets go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

28, you mind if I take b lue

2026-05-05 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 I've got them almost entirely covered · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 can't believe I made that pass tho · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 I halp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 no hats tho :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hat trick for mark

jesus

2026-05-05 you're not allowed to be good and goalie AND scoring · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mark

fucking rofl

2026-05-05 mark getting all the feeds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 22 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

however there are NOT upsides to typing as gk

there are upsides to lower fov for gk

usually 110, just dropped down to 100

2026-05-05 instead of dash · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-05 cav* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

gotta fucking make that turn

2026-05-05 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

somehow thought we were down by one

uhhh yeah I fucked up

2026-05-05 heyy yy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 cav keeping it alive back here · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 jork · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 rip birbo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 on both · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 fuck yes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

ty for calling it

2026-05-05 yeah lol he knew · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 lol goddammit finally · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 lol woops mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 woulda never guessed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

with a name like that

lol

2026-05-05 birb. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 working my ass off back here for you tendie · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-05 yep · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-04 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I halp

nine-line CAS? or CASEVAC?

2026-05-04 gorgeous finish · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-04 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

carry on I guess

well that definitely makes up for it

dahlin...

2026-05-04 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-04 here we go again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-04 jesus, ended up being what, 22? 23? SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

beorn T_T

rip own goal

it's all about the pentiums baby

AND A RED DAWN

FORTH EORLINGAS

2026-05-04 I was being stressed out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah now 19 SOG

only... checks scoreboard

good body

GO 77

hhnnnggg

JESUS FUCK

2026-05-04 heyyyy TWO SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

off of the heel of 30s stick

what a deflection

wow

rofl

2026-05-04 well fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

appreciate it

rofl

2026-05-04 shhh mebbe reality will be asleep if you don't call its name too loud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hush you

2026-05-04 I didn't name names :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

PSA: do not use your goalie as brakes. You have an alt key, please use it :D

2026-05-04 the number of stick handles · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rofl

2026-05-04 need cover on that back post play · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-04 less blobbing, space out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-04 got just enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ooof off the chin too

2026-05-04 ryan best whose line participant · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

mxc

oh jesus

42 I hope you understand that I will never see your name as anything other than a Wipeout reference

2026-05-04 not your fault eirik, absolutely bonkers stick save from the defender · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-04 :/ I'm doing everything I can · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-04 womp. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-04 fucking gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-04 oh ewww a lefty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-04 you're welcome :D · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

gives you wayyy more slide on the q/e dash standing

alt by default

stink - are you tracking on the doing standing dash + brakes?

2026-05-04 and was confused · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

reading is hard, for a second I thought I was looking at scott's 28 in net

well also yes

atl is empty

2026-05-03 if my guys keep this up you'll finish with 20+ SOG · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fnc you've got your work cut out for you

2026-05-03 didn't think we'd get away with the icing there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 I'm so sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

jovin

2026-05-03 why you letting it accumulate dust in the first place :P · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

goddamn

shoulda taken aleve

yassss

2026-05-03 holy shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 booo wanted that tendie assist · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 ooof was that stick handle? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 this is a lot of stress for only 2 sog · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hit my stick*

heard and saw it h it

the fuck

2026-05-03 I just fucking whiffed · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

nope

ope

goddammit

2026-05-03 vk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

that'll do

2026-05-03 didn't expect to launch it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol puck rolled up flat against the blade

2026-05-03 oh boy single goalie time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

womp

2026-05-03 guys · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 what a sequence · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

no?

2026-05-03 get rid of puck and I'll play D too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 went from not close to so close to not quite own goal · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 wtf · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-03 one of you two swap me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

where's our defencemen

2026-05-02 wrong side 69 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-02 gotta play your position 69 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-05-02 ggs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

alright, I'm too worn out

blergh

2026-05-02 <3 for tendie assist finish snoop · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

fuck yes

I feel like the SOG should be way higher

2026-05-02 that however · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-02 rip me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-02 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

spawned in and couldn' tfind it

2026-05-02 too busy watching the puck to see what happened to goaltender · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

lolwat

shit

2026-05-02 up the whole ice in like 4 seconds flat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

that was gorgeous

2026-05-02 fucking wat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

well, I made one of the stops

2026-05-02 or not · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

now imma lose us the game

well fuck

2026-05-02 I was gonna be real sad if we lost because jagr dunked on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

goooood

2026-05-02 such much helping · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-05-02 heyyyyy · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

...

2026-05-02 er, 26? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

lol made me slightly concerned for a moment 28

2026-04-30 77 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

wow

2026-04-30 well the puck mass is ass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

I understand, but also on my screen I had my stick on the ice and got collision audio

.... straight through my stick

2026-04-30 somehow made it work lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-30 off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-30 real · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

lol what did we learn?

2026-04-30 :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

mb red

well, that was just the wrong button

2026-04-30 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

5-holed myself

2026-04-30 ou guys got jerome · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

T_T

it just wouldn't stop

2026-04-30 you had me beat but posted it · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

I put it in

you did miss

nah that was intentional

2026-04-30 lol I guess that was my bad? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 wow · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 oh lol not pak at all · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

oh the other pak server? that's atlanta

yes?

2026-04-29 pffft · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-29 I just sucked · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

eminently stoppable :P

thanks

wow

well fuck

2026-04-29 ughhh so hard to sit and wait for that · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 he said give him 10 seconds · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 back sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 poor midnight with his gold star · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

lol

extended periods

puckistani with one shot in two periods

geeze yeah

2026-04-29 this is fair · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-29 good job · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

you have to keep going

yes

if you're the only one

23 stop bailing on the icing

whomever that was

though that was a gorgeous drop to net if it was on purpose

2026-04-28 yeah tracking · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

enjoy watching it tho

I don't follow hockey

lol case in point

lol I'm assuming that's "did a kuchnetsov" but I have no idea who that is

2026-04-28 goals plural · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

big brain play woulda been just take the gint

hey!

just nowhere to put it

not even a rebound, had control on my stick

nowhere to go :/

yep

y'all are keeping me and my defencemen busy

2026-04-28 81 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

lol cute

2026-04-28 lol just barely enough · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-28 that was terrifying · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

controls glitched

carve is nuts

2026-04-28 g'bye now · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-28 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

wow.

2026-04-28 lol nothing I can do there · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

2026-04-28 dammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

6v6

tendie assist too

hell yes

2026-04-28 ^ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #3 | Rules/SO | NY

pak servers

now there are TWO of them

this is getting out of hand

le gasp

2026-04-28 f · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-28 got caught diving · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

embellishment

fucking rofl

2026-04-27 doing everything I can · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-27 what an ending · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ah better

TEAMS

2026-04-27 5v3 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-27 heard my stick hit it :/ · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wat

2026-04-27 frankly I was on fire first period · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

way to go

2026-04-27 gint by the blue jersey · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-27 I'm so sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

for some fucking reason I was convinced I was RW

2026-04-27 but not that time* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

not not that time

2026-04-27 what · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-27 welp, I'm done for the night · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-27 rofl · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rip

2026-04-27 that's entirely on me · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck

2026-04-27 gorgeous · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

gorgeous carve there

2026-04-27 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-27 just long enough to mebbe lose it for red · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

22 afk?

rip

2026-04-26 womp, sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 that'll do · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well ended up nearly 900

2026-04-26 tab · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

game

110 fov, 20 angle down

yeah 110

110?

nah

nash

or q/e then crouch

and crouch + q/e eats way more stam than standing q/e

I save it until as late as possible because you lose all your mobility

medium

2026-04-26 T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

alright well I'm washed

2026-04-26 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 fuck me sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 that last one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 ..... · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 sorry · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck

2026-04-26 teams · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 kk ty · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

if you want red lemme know fnc

heyyy gold star

2026-04-26 hullo · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 close one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ggs

2026-04-26 thankee kindly · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

heyyyyyy

2026-04-26 1:30 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 off the stick and kept going · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

well fuck

that was close

2026-04-26 mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 bombay? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 cried over your mum too · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

not if point votes to restart every time he gets scored on

2026-04-26 fucking close at the end · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rip

2026-04-26 ptfo bud · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

stay off of defence

so fair point

and gave them a goal

they have 17 SOG

I guess not is clearly an option

or not

pell, you gotta play your position

2026-04-26 you got it 27? · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

cover the guy in center

stop playing the guy going wide

2026-04-26 gotta stop throwing it away 27 · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

if he keeps swatting pucks off of friendly sticks

2026-04-26 knock it off tex · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah @51 definitely is

no d

not even

team is just giving 21 free shots over and over

nothing I can do

can't let a dude just sit back post

wtf guys

2026-04-26 eventually they will fix the puck mass and it will be less ass · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

fuck me

2026-04-26 womp, don't think we're getting out of this one · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh I ended up with this guy in my net again

2026-04-26 thanks · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 shit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 but in · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ugly as sin

2026-04-26 /sc · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

swap out please

2026-04-26 and 21 is over here cheesing all the faceoffs · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

yeah teams are garbage balanced

2026-04-26 please swap out · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

wow.

2026-04-26 I'll take over goal if you need · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 same, I'mma have a scotch · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

rip me

lol *that* was overdash

2026-04-26 lolwat · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol wasn't even overdash for me, just picked up my stick

lol shit

we take those

heyyyyy

2026-04-26 womp · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

misinput trying to get a standing slide into a crouch

lol nice

2026-04-26 well one last big save at the end · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-26 fuck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 that was nuts · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 what a tip though · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sad

no.

gotta make your move sooner 13

2026-04-25 too many friendly bodies T_T · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 lol · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 hnnngggg · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

under a stick and somebody's body

that bounced at least twice before hitting me

2026-04-25 damn · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 lol ns · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 I did a dumb with my controls · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh nopes it's fine

one sec

oh hang on mebbe not

2026-04-25 nah, the jump + dive · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I think they took away superjump

oh noes

2026-04-25 yesss · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 wow. · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 just high · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ugh

2026-04-25 rip · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 kk · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

guys

red

2026-04-25 dammit, close · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

I am the cookie monster

2026-04-25 literally french for edgelord · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hence marquis

and always have

edgelords will always exist

to be fair cookie none of your teammates have done better with them

he doesn't have any hands bro

2026-04-25 PSA, don't slap the puck off friendly sticks. ESPECIALLY GOALIE · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 6 you're off · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 I have the video · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

while I appreciate the compliment that you can't tell me apart from a steel pipe

ou did

felt yes

because from behind

uuhhhh no

okay man

into my ass?

serves y'all right

then eirik immediately did the same thing

WAT

2026-04-25 goalie time · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 sup · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hullo yes

2026-04-25 no, elves · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

oh, not that kind of starlight

and tendie assist

2026-04-25 apparently · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

hit my stick, nothing

wow

2026-04-25 dammit · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

why I usually just sit on my skates back here in net

yuh

grats

biiiiigg

2026-04-25 oh noes · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 literally just whiffed the key · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

sigh

2026-04-25 there we go · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

2026-04-25 way for* · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

way to G to afk

apparently

rip

only 3 sog

defence doing work

2026-04-25 stick blade on each side of the puck · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

lol I sandwiched the puck with somebody shooting there

2026-04-25 scary · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

stick handle

2026-04-25 just ugly on my part, mb · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

ugh

2026-04-25 goddamn puck mass gets me again · poncepuck.net 6v6 #2 | Rules/SO | ATL

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