USER: nineline
POS: Goalie
HOURS: 159
INFO: Getting better everyday and my availability is great.
USER: Bouzuki
POS: RD/LD
HOURS: 360
INFO: Iβm a lockdown defender that never gives up and plays up when needed. I love making hits and making plays that lead to a goal, Iβm available everyday after 6pm est. I never stop pressing even if my team is down big time I press until the final whistle and Iβm always waiting to learn and improve my skills! Open to be a PSI
User: Sink
Pos: Goalie
Info: im goated sign me
The frogs were an accident
Sun
Flex (Knows as a Goalie)800ish hoursS1 Challenger, we donβt talk abt it I guess. D3 PHL S3 and S4. Somebody just give me a shot I will not disappoint, just hop in a pug with me and I can show you

I wanna play, Iβm good locker room too and comms
USER: Bouzuki
POS: RD/LD
HOURS: 360
INFO: Iβm a lockdown defender that never gives up and plays up when needed. I love making hits and making plays that lead to a goal, Iβm available everyday after 6pm est. I never stop pressing even if my team is down big time I press until the final whistle and Iβm always waiting to learn and improve my skills! Open to be a PSI
User: Eon
Position: F/G
Hours: 340
Info: Good forward good passing. Good goalie, could be a solid Starter/backup and flex on forward\ to any team
Info: 45g, 26a, 2.1 gaa 4 shutouts 18 games played with a 0.66 sv%
Hours: 81.4
Position: Flex
USER: Colbychocalate
USER: PlayoffByeok
POSITION: Forward
HOURS: 495
INFO: Can play either wing (preferably left). Working on overall improvement.
Relevant league experience: picked up as a free agent in NPL by the Winnipeg Lodestars, where I primarily played defense.
USER: Jaws
POS: Goalie
HOURS: 410
INFO: IAPL season 1 and 2, made playoffs in both and got past the first round both times, looking for a chance to prove myself in this league, learning how to look at the positives instead of the negative.
i had an old post in here earlier but i deleted it and decided to update it pls no ban!!!!
User: SinkSinkSinkSink
Position: Goalie/Forward
Hours: 416
I'm a goated goalie I won't let anything in. Play pugs a lot
lmk what up
i think im datsyuk but i havent been engaging with the server because ive been busy
Jag
g
600
puhl zilina, phl d3 ravens esub, pthl 12th ovr, former pha fox
USER: Monkey
Position: Defense
Hours: 395
INFO: Drafted and cut by the Grand Marais Superior. Can play my position on either side of the ice. Working on improving my offensive contributions.
USER: Draisaitl
Position: Forward
Hours: 188
Info: I play alot in the seattle server and am looking for a team to improve with, Im a good shooter and am looking purely to improve and not necessarily be a first liner. I prefer LW
USER: Domi
POS: Forward/Flex
HOURS: 202
INFO: PUBs player looking for the right team to learn with. High skill ceiling and I pick up on new things quickly. Great stick and very responsible defensively. More of a playmaker than pure scorer. Can play anywhere but prefer RW. Can play D as well just prefer fwd.
USER: Bearbrovsky
POS: Forward/Goalie
HOURS: 418
INFO: Glue guy, gritty, any other adjective you would use to describe a white slot WR. Decent shooter but my generosity knows no bounds (i realize im not built for this and immediately pass). Def need work receiving passes and handling. I did initially sign up as a forward because theres more opportunity to play but I do think im a pretty decent aggresive goalie. How can the shooter know my next move if i dont?
USER: Blitz
POS: G
HOURS: 44
INFO: my minimal hours on puck have been solely spent playing goalie in ponce pubs practicing against varying skill levels. i am available quite often and am determined to become a better goalie and play with an actual team, i also have good morale and communication.
USER: Pellikka
POS: flex (F or D)
HOURS: 380
INFO: my shooting needs work but my passing makes up for it. i don't score the goals i create high scoring opportunity's
USER: Hellepuck
POS: Goalie
HOURS: 592
INFO: Looking for any chance between the pipes, ready to compete for a spot & earn my role.
User: Frankel
POS: G
Hours: 177
INFO: Respectable(?) goalkeeper with a weirdly good GAA. Very open to becoming a PSI to gain more high-level reps :)
USER: Bouzuki
POS: D/F
HOURS: 338
INFO: Iβm a lockdown defender that never gives up and plays up when needed. I love making hits and making plays that lead to a goal, Iβm available everyday after 6pm est. I never stop pressing even if my team is down big time I press until the final whistle and Iβm always waiting to learn and improve my skills! Open to be a PSI
USER: ViktorERatt
POS: D/F
HOURS: 247
INFO: Prefer D, able to play F. Good puck-clearing defenseman (PK), available most days. Eager to learn, improve, and be a part of a team!
USER: Kermit
POS: Flex (F/D)
HOURS: 440
INFO: In it for the love of the game, big assist / pass first guy but can score decently from time to time. decent puck handling and a guaranteed glue guy for the locker room. Played only in Pubs so far and looking to get into the more competitive side!
USER: Pidge
POS: Flex, mainly skater (F/D, doesnt matter) but can sub in as a back up goalie if needed.
HOURS: 331
INFO: Any position is no issue for me. I'm best at playing as a 2 way forward or offensive defenseman. As a defenseman, I can send great breakout passes to give our forwards a good chance at a goal while locking down the opps. On offense, I will fight the opps for pucks in the o-zone. They think they have a chance for a breakout? No they don't, Pidge is already there making you sweat trying to get the puck out. I'm also ranked 4th in most hits on Ponce Servers with a whopping 401 hits. I will send players to the locker room with concussions and various injuries. +73 +/- btw
User: BobConstructeur
Pos: Flex (D/G/F)
Hours: 614, last two weeks: 21h
I can play every position, but my strengths lie in defense where I can play last man back, I can also block a lot of shots and put my sticks in between passing lanes. I've been playing Puck since February of 2025 and I'm always looking for ways to improve! I play PUGs quite often so don't hesitate to queue with me!
I've played the 2.5 seasons of NAPL (2x champion), I'm on the Boston Boxers in EIS and I play in PHA, but overall I have a lot of free time so scheduling won't be much of an issue
fuck
user: chip
USER: Chan
POS: Flex (F/D/G)
HOURS: 360
INFO: i have strong communication skills, can serve as a 2 way forward or defenseman, and am aware of both my shortcomings and my strengths as a player (i mostly play pubs but only recently got into playing pugs, and ive been practicing every day on the practice servers)
User: Eon
Pos: True Flex (F/D/G)
Hours:275
Info: if you've seen me in pugs you would have seen my skill level and see that I can hang with good players, great passing, and good defending. Best skill is definetly my stick control.
User: Tomato
Pos: Flex (F/G)
Hours: 480 (and climbing!)
Info: Pretty solid shooter who's had a point in every combine game but 1 (curse you pipes(<3)). In goal I'd say my baseline is decent and on good days borderline unbeatable. Idk why but in goal my puck movement is on something (with the odd Stuart Skinner moment).
USER:coco
POS:flex
HOURS:500+
INFO:stong puck handler more of a play maker i can smell where my teammates sticks are aka tape to tape xfactor
USER:Alucard
POS:Forward/Goalie
Hours:910
Info: donβt let the hours fool you I donβt stick handle to save my life lol but Iβm decent at goalie just trying to have fun.
User: SkinnerWithYams.
Pos: Flex but mainly goalie.
Hours: 752.
Info: I will always keep my head up, make the timely saves, and I can pass the puck.
USER: Faille
POS: Goalie
HOURS: 126
INFO: If you are looking for an autistic Goalie im here.
USER: Robertthomas
POS: Forward
HOURS: 250
INFO: good comms and a great leader. D3 cap in WCPL.
USER: nineline
POS: Goalie
HOURS: 124
INFO: Give me a shot
Hi, Iβm CosmicDonut, and Iβm a weedaholic 
POS: Piece Of Shit? Sure. Position: G-man
Hours: Preferably 9-5, no evenings or weekends.
Hours played: ~1048 π
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Info: Well, that all depends what info you want. Assuming itβs about the game itself, Iβm about as useful as a wet paper towel when it comes to net minding. Consistently inconsistent, but slowly, at a glacierβs pace, getting better. I still have my 5 goals against games, but still can get a shutty.
Im the kinda guy you pick up when youβve got nothing left to lose, so gimme a try!
As for virtually doxxing myself, hereβs some personal info about me! Feel free to skip this shit if you donβt care
Iβm a 40 year old, disabled guy, living in Red Deer, Alberta. Near-sighted on on eye, far-sighted in the other from cataract surgery.
Level 3 autism, and a fuck-ton of other issues I wonβt bore you with.
As I Said, weedaholic, or stoner, as weβre called. Usually high, pretty shy, pretty awkward, suck at video games, and thatβs about it!
User: Jyler
Position: Skater
Hours: 480
S1-4 PHL (all star in S3 D3; Captain S3-4), WCPL champ S2, WCPL S3 top ten points and top 5 goals D2 and top in D3 points and goals, former NAPL all-star. Good playmaker and play as sniper in WCPL, and bring good energy to teams I captain and play on by promoting good vibes and good team chemistry
USER: BUS
POS: GOALIE
HOURS: 278+
INFO: Brings vibes and a tiny mouse space on my laptop. I am improving daily, despite my tiny mouse space. I am also on the Production team and stream and commentate the games.
jxcks
Goalie
125 hr
I have good coms and am a good leader that can bring energy to a team
bragster
Flex
630
played in IAPL S1, PHA S1 PUHL, im not that good at handling
oettinger
goalie
just reached 500 hours (yay)
S1 PPHL Challenger, S2 IAPL S1 NAPL, S1 PHA
bus and skinner are better then me
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