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After Cheechoo used the Insider Hub to announce that he's e-subbing, the league has introduced a new policy:

Not everything needs a press conference.

We appreciate everyone's cooperation moving forward.

To prepare for the occasion, the Production Team has conducted multiple equipment checks and confirmed the mute button is fully operational.

Further updates will be provided if necessary.

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Congratulations @Auntie Canti ♡ for winning the channel naming competition I want to thank everyone for voting 113 votes is crazy and was very close at the end love you all!

Following an "extensive investigation," league officials have uncovered the real reason behind Pak's latest victory.

Sources allege that several referees may have received suspiciously generous "donations" prior to puck drop.

When questioned, Pak simply smiled and said, "No comment."

The officiating crew has denied all allegations... while simultaneously arriving to the arena in brand-new sports cars.

This announcement has been fact-checked by absolutely nobody.

I am very sorry I took this long to do this but here are the 4 names that we have deemed to be in the finals for the contest I forgot to post 2 weeks ago please vote and good luck to you all who made these great suggestions!

The Head of Production, @Raid Shadow Sections , has gone missing.

League investigators have since tracked him down to Hawaii, where he was reportedly vacationing with the Head of Commentary, @[DRL/PPHL]Microphone Morgan .

Witnesses say the two were seen relaxing at a 5-star hotel, sipping wine, and insisting they were “discussing broadcast improvements.”

At this time, no one believes them.

Further updates will be provided… if they ever decide to come home. 🌴🍷